My favourite moments from House (Season 3)

[@weencut]

I had to cut A LOT of great clips from this episode due to copyright reasons. Full uncut compilations are available on my Patreon: patreon.com/kingsleyscanlon

[@scuti8643]

why that episode specifically🤔

[@weencut]

@@scuti8643 probably due to house rizzing up a 6 year old

[@isabelleswigert228]

@@weencut seriously??? 😂

[@ToonLinkHox]

idk if by America you just meant the States or the entire continent but NBC (ptuh) blocked it in Canada too.

[@weencut]

@@ToonLinkHox I meant the US and Canada

[@thelostdaisy3539]

Ah yes season 3, when his leg temporarily healed and he was happy for 2 seconds 😭😭

[@abehambino]

But what an awesome 2 seconds!

[@foxgreygaming4646]

And then Cuddy and Wilson ruined it.

[@mauz791]

​​@@foxgreygaming4646that bit was so bad. Though he did have a second chance with the methadone, and the both of them were fully on board, but he backed out. It's so sad

[@NitpickingNerd]

it makes no sense that it was fully healed and then went back to how it was before

[@KaBoom-i2l]

@@NitpickingNerd it wasn't, I'm pretty sure he was on some kind of experimental treatment.

[@Jonaegh]

"She's dangerous!" "She's not dangerous-" "She's pretty." "She's pretty." "Men are stupid..." "... I'm with you so far"

[@patchy1256]

“U CANT STOP OUR LOVE!”

[@icsgaming5371]

👍

[@HFFCANADA]

​@@patchy1256I can save her!! 😂

[@darkthought7860]

Was that the episode where that young pretty girl was after house lmao. He has to yell that in front of someone important?​@@patchy1256

[@-_-JJ]

"You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook..." "It's never lupus"

[@Amer93255]

"I don't care about color as long as they help me breed a superior race" That was way outta pocket 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcjosh7428]

a show from 20 years ago still have an active audience even to this day says a lot, great video!

[@duckmeat4674]

Don't tell me the first episode was 2004 damn why you gotta do me like that

[@vmin95z__]

Yeah... And I'm really happy about that 😊 I just started to see this series the past year

[@duckmeat4674]

@@Arenddeclerk first episode was 2004 dude

[@merherkhadra]

this show is as old as me and I grew up watching it and will probably die watching it 🥳

[@nyxcariot]

When a show is good, it will always have an audience.

[@Chaosyy]

45mins, HD, even quotes the episodes, this guy is the real "house moments" mvp

[@weencut]

im glad u ppl appreciate me

[@HFFCANADA]

​@@weencuthell yeah

[@plate2105]

​@@weencuthell yeah

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@weencut hell yeah

[@MercyMotlohe]

3:11 House: "foreman you gotta steal this thing for me" Foreman:"let me ring up one of the homies "😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@HelmetGlue]

"IM NOT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS IM ON SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" god his actor was so good at playing wilson

[@dwaterson21]

Robert Sean Leonard is a great actor.

[@nimcore9495]

"SHE DID ME ONCE!!" "SHE WAS STONED!"

[@cerperalpurpose]

The delivery of that line gets me every time

[@harryw.174]

She wasn't even "stoned", she was on meth lmfao

[@alanacevedoo]

6:28 "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE" lmaoo

[@deadlyknights1119]

Him smirking was the icing on the cake

[@WinterWolf4ALL]

Love him 😂😂😂😂

[@tansytansy]

foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me 😭

[@lulkak2664]

Let me ring up one of the homies

[@NoobAmerican]

I don’t recall any other line that would make me burst out laughing like this one. The questioning/confused tone in Foreman’s tone is perfection.

[@tiagolopes2591]

Foreman responded like a boss 😂

[@coffeegods3920]

House going faster than 2MPH has got to be one of the most terrifying things a doctor in that hospital could see

[@AnterianEvo]

House, you've tanned.

[@BradSimkiss]

And you’ve gotten bald.

[@JakeEvans3_]

One of my favorite Wilson moments

[@nickyiscrazy]

timestamp?

[@commanderdoom9192]

​@@nickyiscrazy 17:05

[@nickyiscrazy]

@@commanderdoom9192 hope your pillow is ice cold

[@buffbarneystan3280]

"Ah yes, if it isn't doctor Ironside." "Ah, if it isn't doctor I-had-no-friends-growing-up-so-all-I-did- was-watch-TV-by-myself-and-now-I-can- make-constant-pop-culture-references- which-no-one-understands-but-me." "That's my name, don't wear it out." Love their chemistry lol

[@henrynegro8397]

“Don’t go towards the light, you’ll fall and break your hip”

[@rewindproductions7261]

Not the "This vexes me" image lol

[@Tlaloc1]

"now that I know your tricks, Foreman and Chase's lips aren't going to get as close"

[@Tlaloc1]

also that little laugh at 31:17 from cuddy is so great. god i love early house

[@ChristopherBristol]

"Foreman is not as easy as Cameron, but of course who is?" pan over to Cameron "I'm in the room" one of my all time favorite moments.

[@Gary-Eng]

this series is the best house compilation tbh

[@weencut]

why thank u

[@nimcore9495]

"im sorry ur dying..im gonna hug you" this has to be the most awkward and sweetest chase x house moment

[@shwiftyboi2184]

"House, you've tanned." Wilson's best one liner EVER

[@reaper2011thebest]

"Flames.." "Makes it look like I'm going fast." 🤣🤣🤣

[@fatapotamis16]

i remember falling asleep to the intro music to this show as a young child my mom loved this show she loves all the hospital shows because she’s a nurse but house was always her favorite . now as a adult i’m starting to watch the show with her again it’s a great feeling man

[@skittlessunshine5518]

I need to watch this show. My late best friend and me always said when he was older he would look like House. Sadly he passed at 28. Watching these clips bring me comfort in a way. And they are funny.

[@r1chardd]

rip

[@bzrklarz4295]

12:35 I’d like to think that under all the tonnes of sarcasm here, this was house’s way of saying: “okay that was kinda funny”

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo]

i still think house should have kept the wheelchair. he can stay off his leg, get around fast, run over people’s feet, and also if he’s not trying to prove anything, he can still stand up and walk around when he wants/needs to

[@weencut]

yeah and dont get me started on that stupid ass methadone episode. he literally admits in season 7 that he's okay with being a worse doctor if it means he can be with cuddy. he could've just gotten back on methadone then and had a nice relationship with cuddy but no, they never mentioned methadone ever again and he drove into her fucking house.

[@charlesdowney2834]

​@weencut I think you may have forgotten this but he had to stop doing that because his heart was gonna explode

[@donnadizucchero]

As shown in the duel with detective Ritter - he's insanely prideful person with huge self destruction inclinations... He can barely stand people seeing him with his cane, but appearing in a wheelchair for the whole white world - no matter how practical and rational this is - oh no no no, no way))) Besides i think he was hopeful deep down that the time comes and he'll be healed - new drugs, new tech, new biotech etc. and he would have to be in the best shape possible for the full rehabilitation. [On the other hand tho his ex-med school mate stated that he was pretty much the same ass (personality-wise) BEFORE the leg, it just made his abrasive nature sit more comfortably with himself and made him relax about social code almost completely bc most people are forgiving when they are dealing with a cripple, no matter how rude said cripple might be))))

[@cerperalpurpose]

no i literally finished another season 3 rewatch last night now I'm going to have to watch it again this season has the best one liners. the veterinary hospital one gets me every time

[@Primus54]

I’m with you… I’ve probably seen that scene half a dozen times and still laugh. Also, I enjoy all House’s quips about Cuddy.

[@millieknipe689]

26:20 HELP ME THAT STANKY EYEBROW RAISE 😭

[@deadlyknights1119]

"I can out draw you" **commits a felony**

[@CodyCapone]

bro most certainly did not 'stick that primo'

[@fulliewolfie]

He's still pretty rad

[@cleanerben9636]

7:06 makes me belly laugh every time. You just don't expect it from Wilson.

[@alessandrogarofalo9951]

Why does house with no cane makes me so happy? At the start of season 3 it was strange to see it, but It put a smile on my face 😭

[@lorddialtones]

Omg i didn't even see that this came out 14 minutes ago. I have watched so many of these i cant tell what a brand new one is 😅

[@cerperalpurpose]

first video that appeared when I opened KZbin and I got about 2 minutes in before realising hang on I haven't seen this scenes in this specific order before this is new

[@echotube3111]

i love house and wilsons relationship lol

[@chloeduh5547]

everyone else working: *house playing with toys*

[@_reamus]

"You can't lift your arm" "You can't pee standing up" Lmao

[@prismatica_official]

“How old are you?” “8” “And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge? Darwin says let him die-“

[@cloudburst6579]

Consistent the best written one-liners in television history

[@AceJonesGaming]

8:18 Man, this differential diagnosis session in the chapel always makes me laugh way harder than it should. "Come on in Brothers and Sister! Welcome to the House of The Lord!" 😂

[@gamertron-tf2de]

12:26 "Oh sure, places to go people to eat" Why was did this make me laugh like a hyena 😂

[@Anonymous-uv7xd]

12:36 I love it when Cameron gets almost shocked by House’s fake laughing fits lol

[@straduff]

“ thats.. funny. It says ‘James Wilson’ . A strange typo.. “ *seconds later* “ thank you for coming “ “ no problem. “ I love this show.

[@MrGanjie]

"6th level is heroine, 7th level is you going away" Oh ..... Damn My heart suddenly hurts

[@JohnDoe-m8i]

*heroin

[@ajcrowIey]

THE HOUSE FANDOM IS ALIVE AND THRIVING!! PLEEEASE DO THE REST OF THE SEASONS :3

[@theelephantintheroom69]

12:30 Dr. House laughing like that makes me cackle like crazy

[@mrjakeisnumber2]

Can we talk about how Foreman was even considering not telling that couple that they're siblings

[@arrekushun]

Just finished the series last week, thats was an unique experience

[@jessuscat3099]

Keep these up, I love these so much. Grew up with this show and its so nice to see an active audience still.

[@RdR2enj0yer1]

3:02 is the best

[@sthcproductions]

That tritter arc pisses me off, it would be dead on the floor for real: your honor, this officer decided my bedside manner was inappropriate so he assaulted me, a cripple. Then he decided to go on a vengeance kick

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

House was asking for it. He received an excellent deal and his pride caused him to reject it. Can you imagine if House was real with that addiction?

[@notapuma]

​@@DrJ-hx7wvOh he'd be in jail for sure. But Tritter would've never been able to go that far in the first place. "Your honor, Tritter was a patient of mine some time ago and took offense at my remarks. He's since then pursued me in his free time, arresting me for speeding, resisting arrest, and continuing a general witchhunt against me." Tritter would've been forced to recuse himself or face harrassmenr charges. But other cops could've become involved, sure, but Tritter would've been only 2-3 episodes, not the main boogeyman, and certainly not all that much influence over the DA.

[@jxdinglol]

19:48 "How old are you?" "60" "you're lying, but that's not the point"

[@potato9539]

3:03 "but I can smell what the rock is cooking"

[@centeringcube]

🤨

[@TheOneShotWunda]

11:41 😂 this vexes me

[@S_yIvie]

Sorry, gotta shut off when Tritter comes on. His face enrages me

[@valvenis95]

8:19 he sounds like goofy here lmao

[@milkgrapes6420]

Season 3 is peak House imo

[@SleepyToby]

The German train metaphor vexes me because anyone who’s ever been to Germany would know that German trains are never on time lol

[@mikeyisbombable]

Chase's yo mama joke was so cringe lmao

[@weencut]

no it was friggin sweet

[@Corzal]

28:11 realizing how tall house is, damn.

[@randomuser435]

31:24 … funniest scene in the whole show

[@Primus54]

Who ‘da man? You ‘da man, Kingsley! Thanks for this well-edited content. 👏👍

[@weencut]

awww

[@KaiserBruh]

oh my goodness I didn't even notice this video is brand new! this is exactly how these types of compilation videos of old tv shows looked like 10 years ago here on yt thanks for the hit of nostalgia bro, love House and love you

[@knox8113]

Cuddy covering her face with the chart at the restaurant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tlaloc1]

one of my favorite moments that isnt in this video is from the episode with the chimera kid who keeps hallucinating aliens. while doing brain surgery, house tells the kid (clancey, i think) "They're gonna get you. They're coming from the walls, and you'll never see your family again." and he starts seeing everyone in the room as aliens

[@fulliewolfie]

I have no idea how did this end up in my recommend one hour after being uploaded but I definitely love it

[@Momo-qx7cm]

THE EYEBROW RAISE

[@Not_Noodl]

SO this is where the "this vexes me" comes from

[@PERFECT_CELL-super_perfect]

23:03 bro was just standing there like batman😂

[@goofyahhsans]

5:04 *DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT* ...... *YOU'LL FALL AND BREAK YOUR HIP*

[@richardharper719]

Darwin says let him die 💀 20:42

[@Unheardhat]

11:42 “he might be a little vexed”

[@galactic_viking6233]

"I can out draw you, mysterious stranger"

[@theamazing5237]

I’ve been waiting for this video for a long time, finishing the show to laugh at all the good moments that you find

[@Anime_Fan4787]

"I wonder if he has teeth"😂😂😂

[@shubhamghoshal2939]

I love his Texas accent lmao

[@wiscopolo44]

A British man playing an American man playing a Southern man. Brilliant acting!

[@YouLoseGoodDay]

​@@wiscopolo44he also fakes a British accent. He heavily exaggerates it.

[@TheShear1980]

"Girls can't hold me for long cause I only pay for the hour"

[@zefnya3779]

alr I'll compile my favorite ones I keep rewatching them and I want to show my friends 7:05 12:30 "The patient's like me! :D" 16:52 and 17:05 23:40 to 24:59 26:15 THE FUCKING EYEBROW I-- 27:16 28:10 29:22 to 29:51 old men yaoi mentioned ‼ 31:52 34:52 sweet! and "I always glow! 😤" 35:56 37:32 38:42 I CAN'T WDYM "OR AN ANVIL" 41:05 to 42:20 LOVE ITTT 45:04 I *may* be obsessed with this show and Wilson

[@weencut]

ur so real

[@rubensfilho9774]

My favorite carachter is Wilson

[@GuildedChunks]

Do you need a sedative ? No, I'm fine.

[@adanfime]

letsgoooo 15 minutes. ive been on my house md brianrot season of the year and these videos give me life

[@leilanpad9638]

41:58 i cant be the only one who thinks wilson sounds like matpat when he says "you could have killed me!"

[@cleanerben9636]

8:26 "Nurgle be praised!"

[@boogamandan7275]

".... are you crying?" "... nar"

[@SaltySalmon__II]

Gotta love the "This vexes me." image

[@Catstronautgirl]

House is nothing but a 45 year old man with the brain of a genius 12 year old boy

[@bandwagonbuzzard1617]

House is what happens when Doogie Howser grew up and burned out.

[@Morty_Smith1057]

Yes lmao 😂​@@bandwagonbuzzard1617

[@yurimesquita4370]

literally our Sherlock from 00'

[@tomh3652]

My favorite scenes are when house is playful and kid like.

[@queenscylla90]

"she's on the pill. Why would he need condoms?" Uh. Lots of reasons. First and foremost may be that's it's more responsible?

[@scuti8643]

why did i completly forget that house and cameron kiss lmao

[@shadowrobot7708]

11:51 That's a really good clap back

[@galacticchaos4809]

“Im not on aNtIdEpReSaNtS im on *SPEED*”

[@terriegriffith5236]

I binge on it every so often. I love it

[@Beepleg]

9:26 that he gave her screams "you think i was?"

[@clyde7548]

I apologize for my newfangled dialect but the fact an old man with sass has this much rizz is confusing lol

[@chrisjackson1889]

6:29 no doubt what most of us clicked this video for😂

[@rohaannair3978]

17:04 greatest moment

[@eliotheghost6129]

FANDOM IS WELL AND ALIVEI NO LONGER HAVE TO REPLAY THE SAME COMPLIATION VIDEOS THAT ARE THE ONLY ONES ON HOUSE KZbin ANYMORE

[@weencut]

im taking it upon myself to be the new house md guy

[@AlexDelagarza-bk5mq]

“Let me call the homies”

[@giorgichomaxidze1619]

im so excited for season 4. in my opinion its the best one. also good job on these compilations, its very well done and edited!

[@trapper1211]

ahhhh yes, "this vexes me" 😂😂😂👌

[@AceJonesGaming]

10:13 Anyone notice the guy walking behind Foreman and House? 🤣