Dr Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]

(((Works best with headphones)))

[@saltysvideodump8242]

THIS AINT EVEN MY MAIN CHANNEL YOU MANIACS: kzbin.info

[@yokatie]

absolute mad man

[@pelly4444]

Hey could you just post the regular audio in this vid? I just love a threatening Dr. Phil

[@asnarkyname.1500]

It is now

[@MrWoo-uv5ih]

Dr Phil stop you maniac

[@pastelpeace3785]

you fucked up

[@tom-wn7gm]

*"OPEN THE DOOR OR IM GONNA.... THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW"*

[@swag4rce]

you forgot the *_"YOU DUMB WHORE"_* part.

[@hamiltonandcats7274]

Midnight 666 likes...

[@alissawilliams3435]

Hamilton and Cats YESSS FELLOW HAMILFAM

[@Saibishii]

Thanks for stating the obvious

[@MeowmeowAlexandra]

It's almost like we didn't hear it ourselves

[@babylonian]

why does this feel exactly like the first hour of Resident Evil 7

[@DragonClawX123]

Welcome to the family son

[@user-ub3mz8ee9o]

this is you in those girls DM's

[@letomaster1884]

Fancy seeing you here

[@pikachulily4]

Aren’t you that guy that got fired from Polygon for sexually harassing women

[@peacecookie34]

It 100% has the same energy

[@rinchi9361]

This is how onision felt when chris hanson was micrometer on his property

[@anarchyalien2279]

I wish this video included the cops getting called so it would be even more accurate

[@Theoncestsystem]

I choked on air and died a slow and painful death while reading this

[@mintyt2907]

Nobody: People on Halloween:

[@asilva5021]

Wild how Chris Hansen fumbled that case so horrifically

[@8wjzl]

Should have ended the video with “you’re going to the ranch”

[@reannabaker4]

Absolutely!!

[@raybeamin]

💯

[@sarahl.5748]

😂😂😂

[@anklebiter420]

OMG YES

[@crisptomato9495]

This is especially ominous now that the allegations were made public.

[@professormanstein]

So this is how he sends people to the ranch

[@derylpetersonnnnnnnnn]

This is what compels you to go to the ranch

[@professormanstein]

@@derylpetersonnnnnnnnn that sounds about right

[@kreuschervlogsmore8716]

Professor Manstein yep. Ram Ranch

[@user-zo1ke5kb8l]

Kreuscher Vlogs XD

[@jayden7596]

SEND THEM TO THE RANCH

[@booitsme.510]

Friends: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: It's complicated

[@anamarija9993]

I giggled. This would took much time of explaining to do.

[@torterraz]

boo it's me. Me to friends: idk if you can call it music

[@seangalindo5557]

Hell yea

[@JokerCh420]

Too bad this is a stolen comment but it's still humorous

[@sami_irl]

Nice music

[@chaos5888]

I was wondering how you made it sound so real. Then I realized I didn't have the sound on.

[@trashbag.2546]

wait.

[@Biggd823]

IT JUST WENT TO 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

[@Jay-oy1ld]

R U N

[@Gurtopolis]

And chaos never commented again

[@yuridanylko]

I could tell after the fifth comment that said this...

[@basicallyemily6642]

if this was on ur recommended... you’re on the wrong side of youtube and the government is coming for us.

[@taxevader7735]

Oh no...

[@ilikemitchhedberg]

They can't get me, I wear an aluminum foil hat!

[@WellBeSerious12]

@@taxevader7735 *_OH YEAH!!!_*

[@ApplesYTAppleAppleApples]

This was on my recommendations

[@kennedy901]

no, i looked for this. i knew what i wanted.

[@TheShadowless]

Listen up directors, THIS is how you make a horror movie...

[@yuathetsundere2482]

Five Nights with Dr Phil (this is a joke BTW)

[@widdwecat6112]

Yes all this Yandere stuff isn’t scary

[@kaydenisout]

Is it bad if i laughed at this?

[@4ussy616]

Kayden Cahoose hell no I almost died of laughter

[@euniceong595]

This reminds me of "RETURN THE SLAB"

[@stopyourmadness7181]

Nobody: Dr Phil: *NOW OPEN THE DOOR OR I’M GONNA THROW ROCKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW*

[@consume_egg1338]

He can't help you

[@lapisFarm]

YoU duMb wh0r3

[@N0w3Y343]

600

[@aerokms]

888 lol

[@twitchytitchy5472]

The verbal stumble before he says "rocks through your window" like he hasn't quite decided his words yet has me projectile vomitting laughs against my walls

[@delfigalo10th]

Would've been a lot scarier if he broke in and ran towards you.

[@ReubenH123]

Yeah

[@eiannerove5024]

NO

[@madamemystery4256]

I personally disagree. The fact he's walking slowly shows he knows we're trapped and he's taking his sweet sweet time to get to us

[@LMstan1989]

I'm torn. I agree with Madame Mystery that there's a distinct flavor in Dr. Phil walking slowly. But personally I would be holding out hope he can't find me. I am also most freaked out when someone is chasing me. So I think I would like if he had said something that was cut off (when he "sees me" where I'm hiding. Then jolting at me with fast footsteps. This might risk becoming too much or ridiculous though. Also finding a way to cut off the audio of his voice in a natural way would be hard, given that an interrupting guest on his show would like, be interrupting the sound. Anyway I'm happy this even exists it's so amazing.

[@SeeMeRowan]

Bruh I searched “Dio Brando ASMR” and this popped up

[@changedmyname2601]

Honestly the scariest/most unsettling part was the knocking and the sobbing

[@tomasacevedo3932]

Kat Theatre Animations The Sobbing made me start crying

[@CompleteDiscomfort]

Definitly

[@gentleman_oni]

They gave me an usettling "PT" vibe.

[@Branton_S]

Mr nightmare shit right there

[@Youssef-df7cv]

@@Branton_S AYYY SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS MR. NIGHTMARE

[@FlamingoRadio_]

This is actually really scary, holy fuck

[@shadowfury5981]

Yo I know it is scary 😂

[@billcipher7224]

yeah

[@mike-fr2vf]

Oh my god

[@Turbon]

Young God me XD

[@elliehamlin2311]

Ikr lmao

[@bigdongjimmy4797]

The perfect ASMR doesn’t exis-

[@Rose_Blue-cj5pm]

WHEN HE BROKE THE WINDOW I LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR I-

[@trydodis690]

*Finally opens door* Dr Phil: Gotcha you little sh- *Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from dateline NBC*

[@cationic5414]

FBI: Sit down chris were gonna talk about your recent crime

[@foreversimgirl828]

Top 10 best comment and replies ^

[@cjth3beast265]

Dr. Phil: *proceeds to cry loudly*

[@ashtonjohnson423]

O H ! S H I T B O i.

[@minihalkoja590]

Top 10 Anime Battles

[@eggyolk653]

“Open up the door I’ll throw rocks through your window” **Sadness noises**

[@ferrocha26]

Where's the punchline?

[@_The13thDoctor_]

1000th like!

[@romandoust2036]

Um not very funny but ok

[@notajoke8667]

*See's your Pfp* *Confused Confusion*

[@seshtilirest4748]

Ill never understand why shitty comments like this get liked so much.

[@charlottesgirlfriend]

i lost it at the random crying LMFAO BYE

[@ReubenWalton]

This hits WAY differently with the inclusion of the crying lol

[@drphil4ever547]

Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite kzbin.info/www/bejne/ol7Gmpajl9uHo6s (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)

[@icemanworldnetwork5533]

Yo when the glass broke and the footsteps grew louder I basically shid my pant

[@joshjones4199]

I was waiting for it to get deathly quiet and him suddenly be like in my ear

[@jundies171]

yos im 666

[@hallowsinner]

@@ammagon4519 moody blue is *thicc*

[@vz2428]

Are you still lost in the middle of nowhere?

[@neelyj4275]

top 10 anime accounts geez that’s way too far plus you are scrolling through comments about the video so shouldn’t you expect it?

[@oneaboveall4203]

Plot Twist: We’re watching this from Danielle Bregoli’s POV.

[@wilson505]

omg

[@pxndxlunx5821]

It all adds up

[@blackopskingnumber1]

LMAOOOO

[@cooloats1816]

Holy shit the dots- *the dots are aligned - it all mAKES SENSE!*

[@KELUIX]

**when it makes sense**

[@guytorie]

When he's suddenly closer, it's chilling

[@avacadotoast5492]

I genuinely want to unironically send this to people I hate, but they don't even deserve to hear this masterpiece.

[@ween748]

the transition from him crying to him telling me to kill myself is beautiful

[@illegaldoorknob1432]

yee yee 420 likes no one else like

[@bigchungus6310]

omg I’m dyingg😭❤️

[@jevainis]

Thats some nice guy shit

[@alanacasper5522]

The way he was crying made me cry. Except I was crying cuz I was laughing so hard

[@user-slayer]

2.6kth like

[@GrapefruitCat2]

Me going to the therapist “Dr Phil isn’t real” My brain:

[@Exucuted]

leaf falling I once accidentally got hot sauce in my pee hole while eating tacos

[@GooberMan360]

Observationally what in the damn

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

Your therapist is dumb Dr.Phill is real

[@technopanda1018]

Observationally how tf

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

@@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581 It's a meme.

[@-luca-8945]

I CLOSED MY EYES AND WHEN HE BROKE THE GLASS IT WAS IN THE SAME SPOT OF MY WINDOW AND I GOT SO SCARED

[@leon-eh7nl]

You know how people listen to rain sounds falling asleep. I would definitely do that to this on loop 😂

[@kit7122]

No one: KZbin: *Dr Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*

[@Alessiacarafanzaria]

Beau H I like your is that *meg Thomas* as your pfp? I love it! I play dbd too

[@obamahater4205]

Meghead

[@haymawin]

i now have an irrational fear of dr. phil

[@Azzyy444]

seems pretty rational to me

[@earlgrey7570]

_philphobia_

[@ViperCannabis]

are you sure its not an *irrational yearning

[@Cyanrepubic]

When you go to therapy and your credit card declines

[@mosacanite4533]

Now why my big ass got up and checked the door 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@dynafire666]

This genuinely scared me a little. When he started crying I just...man.

[@nancymontenegro26]

The crying made it disturbing

[@offbranddingus4200]

@@nancymontenegro26 it did :0

[@something4774]

it was uploaded literally like 5 months ago

[@pizzaman9859]

@@something4774 ok?

[@phin6468]

CRACKEDfortnitePRO 08 a wut..?

[@Leanflare]

Dr. Phil doesn't want people to know about this.

[@lindsayswaim7066]

i choked lmao

[@whoevencaresbrawecb1139]

lindsay swaim omg legit almost chocked to death I was tearing up and it was bad this is hilarious

[@SaraHubbardAskingMe]

I can’t stop listening to this 😂🤣🤣 Why is this so funny

[@xxhell7grinderxx673]

This actually gives me chills

[@jaz6281]

*Sucide rates skyrocket to 100%, leaving Dr Phil only man on earth, scientists say.*

[@sqah3004]

scientists d e a d though

[@imsodunwithyourdema3587]

Sheepy IS DR PHILL THE SCIENTIST BECAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE LEFT??? I MUST HAVE ANSWERS 😂😂

[@whoreadsthesethingsanyway1865]

@@sqah3004 fucking exactly

[@batknight2014]

How can there be scientists if there's only dr phi-.... Oh no... No no no no...!

[@jasonfieler]

What scientists

[@dizzydancing]

Took off my headphones and I can still hear him talking outside very realistic!

[@bellag4316]

oh yeah yeah uh.. yeah!

[@mariobrax3501]

wait

[@r4ndom7000]

run

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

@@dizzydancing you cant run away from the ranch

[@akirakomaeda8781]

Where's the nearest police station?

[@downd.stairs174]

This video is the moment when I realized everything Dr. Phil quotes can be used against him in videos like this.

[@piratealeks6865]

Whenever i feel down I return to this video. Cheers me right up

[@yokatie]

wow, very real! very similar to when Dr Phil broke into my house, I can assure you.

[@yokatie]

Artalin yes, very sad!

[@yokatie]

edit - wow this has so many likes ok thank you everyone i would like to thank the academy for this amazing opportunity and for presenting me with this award next i would like to thank dr phil for breaking into my house phil youre one crazy dude haha ok next id like to thank m

[@a.l.4852]

@K F b*

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

yokatie Are you the one that uploaded the penguins obtain n word pass video to youtube

[@yokatie]

Johnny, The Tormentor- you should have the ability to click on my channel and verify that question for yourself? unless finger machine broke lol

[@soph9523]

*top 10 most haunting audios that could end careers*

[@vannesa8046]

What the fuck?

[@phoenix_paradox]

@@vannesa8046 me with everything

[@vannesa8046]

*Top ten haunting audios heard before tragedy*

[@emmamurray5324]

1. D.r Phil

[@mrghoul8407]

The fact that he's just chilling at the window the whole time is hilarious.

[@dolulare]

This is so cursed *Hes so terrifying*

[@peprikuh]

Dr Phil Grabs You By The Throat And Sends You To The Ranch

[@epictetushasepictiddiez2615]

This comment needs more likes

[@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo]

the uwu ranch

[@SuperPrestogamer]

Weedle dee NO, it’s RAM RANCH

[@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo]

@@SuperPrestogamer Haha, You are wrong.

[@jerboa4090]

@@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo ram ranch is better

[@theabandonedmcdonalds]

When you realize that the video was on mute

[@hannaburda9506]

The Amir of America this comment is underrated, thank you for the night terrors

[@noudsu7596]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ezdubz1482]

Holy shit jeez dude

[@lcvesick6622]

@@noudsu7596 Namjoon? What are you doing here?

[@lunar4006]

Oh sh-

[@YoungDre898]

It would be more scary if the door flew open and dr. Phil ran towards the camera.

[@soellsights4980]

This is so relaxing i fell asleep to this

[@BingbongDeNiro]

0:17 you have startled the witch

[@matttosh7654]

Left 4 dead 🗿

[@DrKevlar]

Yee

[@ryebread1159]

God dammit, Louis

[@jaslickable]

Solomon Gumball God I remember doing that on accident

[@rosefae7393]

O noo

[@DocKing236]

The crying is the most terrifying part for me its so creepy.

[@Maxdud]

DocKing236 it’s from Scary Movie, papa Phil never cried for real-

[@nifto8556]

The steps gradualy getting closer were a bit oof

[@nathantavares9053]

Thousandth like

[@bootyshart]

@@Maxdud sounds just like him

[@Maxdud]

@@bootyshart it is him, He just fake cried for the movie.

[@Ray-xr3gj]

I first saw this a couple months ago... kept chasing that high but nothing works and I find myself back, listening to it on repeat for hours. Please, my boss fired me and my wife is threatening divorce. It's ruining my life. Come finish the job, daddy Phil, look into my eyes as they grow dull and my blood pours over your hands

[@aryelc7357]

This comment is fucking underrated LMAOOO

[@-sophiecaron-9084]

Nobody: KZbin recommendations: Dr. Phil threatens your life and stalks you outside of your home asmr

[@viii678]

Yes

[@wifi708]

s t o p t h i s i s a s h i t t y j o k e f o r m a t

[@alliepearce8384]

I had one called corn after this

[@hurx.h]

nobody: random person trying to be funny: “yOutUbE rEcoMmEnDaTioN: “

[@kuinasgf]

just another girl no laughs..

[@anewfoehasappeared7556]

Dr Phil: ok you’re here because you listened to a video about me stalking and breaking into your house? Me at least 8 feet away: *Yeah*

[@wylon87]

Dr. Phil: "And how's that working for you?"

[@Shiresome]

@H Dr Phil: *inching closer* give me 200 dollars Me: *fearful crying*

[@doncheadle411]

@@Shiresome me: what if I pay you with slaves instead... haha jk... unless 😳

[@zennoix9984]

Dr Phil (in thought): "Kids and their fcking memes these days."

[@DryCr1TiKaL1]

Some- DR PHIL ONCE TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM THE MONEY OR HES GONNA KILL MEEE

[@joshuadamroth5303]

Why does this give me so much anxiety.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I love how KZbin every once in awhile recommends this video to me and then I end up watching it a few times while being creeped out over the crying part

[@pax5655]

*glass breaks* Omg dr phill you didnt

[@falcongamer5867]

Xbox One appears Omg Soulja Boy you didn't

[@audrienaromero2734]

*explosion* OMG Russia you didn't

[@Macadune1197]

Him crying is what made this creepy. I wasn’t expecting that.

[@Zachsgreatchannel]

Tyler Fisher it’s from scary movie

[@alexanderchampagne919]

2 months later to remind you of this and to say yeah that was pretty creepy

[@juliuscaes3r448]

I didn't even know he could cry

[@WellBeSerious12]

My laughing was making it hard to 'like' this.

[@jenniferjaffa1127]

Wym the crying was the funniest part

[@Animeshelly0120]

I come back here once every few months to remind myself that this masterpiece exists

[@groundmeat2497]

This is my version of therapy, the tears spilt by a middle aged man.

[@MysteryPancake]

damn i wish i saw that bad boy at my doorstep

[@proxility8981]

ikr he is such a stud 🥵

[@MrJonezy541]

Good girls love him

[@uncommon_name4478]

🤣🤣😂😭 oh fuck no I am done

[@evelyn2420]

@@MrJonezy541 I've had this question for a real long time

[@bigempty777]

Me: *going through a mental breakdown scrolling for something to uplift my mood* KZbin: *Dr Phil threatens your life and stalls the outside of your home [3D AUDIO] [ASMR]*

[@jungshookness5913]

Alexia Djurdjevic this is literally me 😂💀

[@gothicgoat6668]

jung shookness same 😂😂

[@mattmail527]

I love ur profile picture

[@gothicgoat6668]

Tea Time thank you hon!

[@nirad8026]

SRBIJA ✊

[@hunterraymond947]

This is what I listen to when I fall asleep everyday, I find it very soothing

[@lordskeletor481]

ngl, this is my comfort video. really helps me when the depression hits. 👍

[@Pixie049]

✨ timestamps ✨ 0:00 intro 🙈 0:15 banging on ur door and footstep triggers 🦶🚪 0:28 dr phil offers you good financial advice 💕 0:40 he holds u during hard times 😍 0:47 tingly outro 👁👅👁

[@artybagel7864]

Thanks man

[@flynnthetrashbin836]

Extremely helpful thx

[@Ariconnie48]

Ur a lifesaver tysm!!1!

[@griffinwik]

Every ASMR video needs people like you.

[@galaxydragons6244]

cam I was looking for this comment

[@whispersubliminals7056]

Guess he took cashing outside too seriously

[@rivil5654]

Brilliant

[@deedeegreen8338]

Hahahahaha! how 'bout dat

[@Super_Mario128]

Dr Phil lives in a little blue house in Walmart and has me in a headlock.

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

I'm Adopted, But 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pogchamp2907]

This is so relaxing, it brings childhood memories. 😌

[@RememberYourSafeword]

guys- I paused the video and I still hear knocking.

[@uhmarty]

would have been scarier if Dr. Phil called me the n word

[@dwaynedarockjohnson2023]

PotatoMG *open up nigga!*

[@sal4538]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tristanadams219]

Dude he’s allowed to

[@Feliciatanktop]

Everocks 580 it has to be the hard R to make it even scarier

[@chrismac1507]

ₒₚₑₙ ᵤₚ ₙᵢGGₐ

[@HannahElise00]

customers 1 minute before we open the store

[@neighbourino2376]

I’m glad I never go outside then

[@rae9977]

Annie Westcott LMAOO

[@LOLFailTom]

Okay, so this is gonna sound really weird, but for some reason I just have such a visceral, extreme reaction to the knock at 0:08. I don't know what it is, be it the sharp tone or the gradual increase in volume but something about that specific knock just sends chills down my spine and lights up my fight-or-flight reaction. It instills in me an intense feeling of horrified deja-vu, as if I've heard it before in some foggy nightmare or long-forgotten sleep paralysis. I hear that sound and I fear death. Rest of the video's nice though, 8/10

[@KOHoxton]

If you had a violent father as a child, I can Guarantee that's where it comes from lol.

[@glaciersnw]

thank you !!! this really helped me fall asleep ☺️☺️☺️

[@dr.history3567]

Me:*has done nothing to Dr. Phil to deserve this.* Dr. Phil: open up the door or i am going to throw rocks through your window.

[@Mezzy..]

Closing my eyes was a mistake. I am in genuine fear now.

[@maximusaurelio828]

Watergirl Blue same

[@gloryy56]

Omg same ah

[@jamvevang6402]

Watergirl Blue same yikes help

[@fridge-ghost]

Spook100

[@fridge-ghost]

Spook100

[@sacherry5300]

I’ve never been so relaxed 😌 😌 😌 definitely gonna add to my playlist

[@ellieitt6173]

Every time I watch this I have a panic attack but I still keep watching

[@kastriotkrasniqi7118]

SCP: "Dr. Phil" Object class: Keter

[@user-rb8wt6xg3f]

More like apollyon.

[@kenetickups6146]

He's unstoppable

[@lapisFarm]

I knew I was going to find an SCP comment somewhere

[@screaminglamps-2812]

When he can’t seem to overpower a victim, he sends them to another dimension known as the ranch

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

SCP-6969 Class: Euclid Description: SCP-6969 is a white caucasian male standing about 6'3" stored in containment area [REDACTED] in the United States. His appearance consists of a gray mustache, hair on opposite sides of the head, a black tuxedo, and a black watch. SCP-6969 paces around his room muttering, in English, something about a ranch. SCP-6969 can rapidly move around his room with his arms crossed when eye-contact is limited. Any attempts to record his voice will immediately distort the audio playing back, even if the recorder is perfectly functional. SCP-6969 has phycological tendencies to communicate with the D-Class. Upon exiting, the subjects seem more calm and sophisticated. These recordings were taken by Dr. [REDACTED]. Dr: "How do you feel?" S: "Fantastic, doctor." Dr: "What did he say to you?" S: ~Attempts to speak, but cannot~ "Sorry, didn't hear you. Catch me outside, alright?" The results seem to be the same for every subject, just different sentences everytime. The D-Class has become so engulfed in what SCP-6969 has to say that the D-Class even tries to get out of their cells by any means possible; faking to be sick, digging until their nails are shredded, or even starving themselves. Further testing is still required for SCP-6969. (Thanks for cringing.)

[@DanManThePurple]

I send this to my dad when he locks me out

[@rarestranger4138]

Genius

[@CEO_Phenomenon]

Finally.. some actually good asmr to make me fall asleep.. insomnia cured.

[@lucianasigma]

10/10 best audio so far ive never been so pleased before in my life

[@chantalelyse8496]

i closed my eyes with headphones and felt genuine fear

[@luvjoslynn3871]

Omg same

[@akiwinerd4437]

SAME

[@skoomaenjoyer9582]

YESS I was really tense

[@TheSilentASMR]

Every time I have trouble sleeping I search up Dr Phil breaking into house, but oddly no one ever made that video. Thank you for this!

[@jukiel19]

Weird flex are you okay?

[@courtnrysalamone7677]

Oddly specific lol

[@TheSilentASMR]

Julie Ann 😂

[@TheSilentASMR]

courtnry salamone 😂

[@rileybowman5988]

Hahahaha fucking hilarious!!

[@bloxzen1424]

I played this on a hidden speaker at my friends house 😂 10/10

[@aaronbryant8445]

I need more details as to how that played out

[@SuperKittenLvr6626]

Damn the aggressive knocking is so real and don’t even get me started on the footsteps! Like how real can u get even after the video is over!

[@kl3690]

I closed my eyes and saw a light Dr Phil’s beautiful bald head blinded me as everything slowly faded to black, I woke up the next day. Never doing psychs ever again.

[@thatoneradicalizedprussian225]

Citizen, why? Why would you write something like this?

[@cornonthekobi]

Dr. Phil's bald head blinded you as everything faded to black... *Hey, you. You're finally awake.*

[@quasimodokiwi1500]

When I had awakened, I found myself in a place I have never seen before. Turn-About-Ranch, the sign says.

[@zainn0_0]

You open your eyes and hear "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

[@someliteskin]

I feel like this needs a extended version how am I supposed to fall asleep to this asmr if it's barely a minute long

[@MariaGarcia-ht9xv]

FlamingoOnARoof LMAO

[@derpypigeon]

666 likes 😂

[@mochiiibearxx8721]

lol

[@nou8888]

Lol

[@MSW96]

Put that shit on loop

[@TheRealSuperRabbid]

When you pause the video but you still hear Dr. Phil

[@octokelp4050]

this calmed me and put me right to sleep, keep up the great work!

[@percya321]

is Dr Phil an SCP?

[@rtp6343]

Friski Object class: Keter

[@ohvice]

SCP-R4NCH-J

[@audreyn1996]

Pizza Time Object class: Apollyon**

[@parkershillingford1704]

@@audreyn1996 thaumiel

[@gijoeofficial1314]

He warps you to the pocket ranch dimension

[@abi9976]

this is what happens if you decline his invite to his show kids

[@malsmuseum]

this is by far the best thing i’ve seen on this platform in a while

[@hddavidvee7691]

Nobody: Modern warfare lobbys: 0:27

[@LieutenantColon]

When Dr.Phil becomes a creepypasta.

[@lovely.allison5856]

Tbh someone should make one

*Shane Dawson has entered the chatroom*

[@SweetiePear]

Oh my god lmao😂

[@skzptic]

I wish every ASMR video was just as relaxing as this one. This could put me to sleep... 😴

[@Tutelarhook]

Sαiyαท Qυєєท Dr Phil will put you to sleep

[@martinshewfelt1236]

Forever

[@yourcanadiansenpai4478]

If it doesn't put you to sleep, he certainly will. 🗡🗡🗡

[@mintybin]

sweet dreams

[@poppy-yt7td]

Sleep, but make it paralysis

[@benisvillageiniran5457]

Definitely giving the chills

[@randomfellowog2346]

Now THIS is the relaxing ASMR I'm looking for

[@evinchavarin8770]

I took off my headphones but I can still hear the audio wtf

[@jerboa4090]

Me to whats going on?

[@imliteralyjust3405]

yall better hand him the money

[@ilikepigeons6101]

I think he is actually there ;-;

[@youngrios]

*HE'S HERE*

[@randomdude6376]

Hey, wait.

[@dragonsblood23]

This is both hilarious and creepy

[@catsinskates]

It's always a treat when I'm looking for actual asmr and get this in my recommended instead. This is honestly superior ngl.

[@drphil4ever547]

Click this link to see dr Phill have a therapy session with napoleon dynamite kzbin.info/www/bejne/ol7Gmpajl9uHo6s (if you don’t like it my bad happy holidays)

[@tothpick73813]

This is so cool, I can hear it without the audio on!