In the Matrix, there was the blue pill and the red pill. Alex took both at the same time!
@Mr.Unacceptable7 жыл бұрын
I personally knew someone like this but his excuse was OD'ing on 14 tabs of acid. Very soon after he became a born again christian.
@mikelemikemike7 жыл бұрын
Nah, he used them both as a suppository. Gets into the blood supply quicker that way.
@coolbeans61487 жыл бұрын
nah, too original, crushed both them up into a powder and buttchugged it.
@JFB11117 жыл бұрын
Gluten, no he took them rectally, you can tell by his left index finger.
@skidelrymar7 жыл бұрын
and he invented a green pill and a purple one and took those too.
@CoolHardLogic7 жыл бұрын
What does any of this have to do with turning the frogs gay?
@mikeoxlong13957 жыл бұрын
When frogs turn gay they ascend to the 5th dimensional consciousness state, build pyramids from top to the bottom and crash the disc shaped 5 atoms thick spaceship into the Spynx's nose.
@not_my_name52007 жыл бұрын
CoolHardLogic, lol did you even listen? everything!
@dropbearattack7 жыл бұрын
CoolHardLogic You fool! That's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, can't you see that the dessert called frog in a pond is the key to the Illuminati plan here?
@apophis77607 жыл бұрын
CoolHardLogic they cut the video short. He was about to come full circle.
@petriharha65837 жыл бұрын
42?
@niopullus60097 жыл бұрын
Thanks this will help me on my physics test next week.
@niopullus60096 жыл бұрын
Far from proven, but it's possible. Just as it is also possible that our universe in a giant fish bowl. Who knows?
@niopullus60096 жыл бұрын
So is c being racised to derp os is c being raised to d and multiplied by erp?
@isaiah85775 жыл бұрын
Will it tho😂
@TheMagicRobot7 жыл бұрын
"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic."
@Swiatlocien5 жыл бұрын
Rogan's face says it all.
@Profile.45 жыл бұрын
Who's quote?
@darkgcn145 жыл бұрын
@@Profile.4 Star Trek
@Profile.45 жыл бұрын
@@darkgcn14 thanks
@thattubechannel7 жыл бұрын
0:45 and 1:41 Joe's face says it all
@Chaosism7 жыл бұрын
I wish we got another glimpse of it towards the end. (You, know, to see if he survived the ordeal) ;P
@noneofyourbusiness1537 жыл бұрын
I've seen people make good points arguing Alex Jones is playing a character. Personally I really can't tell, with the many flat-earther videos I've encountered it could easily go either way as apparently Poe's law is just too stronk... *edit: oh wow, towards the end he's really starting to sound like Spirit Science and his space jews from mars!
@thattubechannel7 жыл бұрын
none of your business It's probably a mix. I'm sure he believes in some conspiracies, but really plays it up for the camera.
@nedrawtheworkingclasslefty36367 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MunkeyChips7 жыл бұрын
I read your comment before seeing his face. The anticipation of seeing his reaction made the payoff great! Thank you. LOL
@CoolHardLogic7 жыл бұрын
Has Alex been watching spirit "science"? Holy shit.
@Dom_theskeptic7 жыл бұрын
Where have you been CHL we need new uploads please
@AteshSeruhn7 жыл бұрын
Yes! Space Jews ftw :)
@MichaelMedlock7 жыл бұрын
Any time i see CHL post, i think the same thing... MOAR! NOW! :)
@RJStockton7 жыл бұрын
Didn't you know? All the top scientists and billionaires watch Spirit Science.
@jdub42766 жыл бұрын
Nah he's been watching Stranger Things
@wodentoad17 жыл бұрын
"Evil will always win because Good is dumb." --Dark Helmet
@ruthruthie29317 жыл бұрын
wodentoad1 speak for yourself lol
@wodentoad17 жыл бұрын
Ruth Sophia Technically, Dark Helmet was speaking for me. 😉
@ruthruthie29317 жыл бұрын
wodentoad1 bill hicks has gotten fatter!
@wodentoad17 жыл бұрын
nateslovebug We are surrounded by assholes!
@coletrickle17757 жыл бұрын
Evil is dumb too, good is timid, evil is brazen and aggressive.
@AndrewCheetah6 жыл бұрын
Physics test cheat sheet right here
@theultimatereductionist75926 жыл бұрын
You'd get a higher score on your physics exam if you cheated off a third grader.
@PaulTheSkeptic6 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Oh yeah. Physics master Alex Jones.
@matty94607 жыл бұрын
Quantum theory made easy [3]
@philipchristiansen14957 жыл бұрын
Introduction to the Schrodinger equation with Dr. Alex Jones: Student: And what is this wavefunction you speak of, Dr. Alex? Dr. Jones: It's the transcendent consciousness, all below the third dimension, it's all coming out. The interdimensional childmolesters are strong, and with Einstein's physics they have free will, they're trying to come into the third dimension, but they'll always fail, when strong consciousnesses come together it closes off their portals at CERN, and they then break away from the failed species that is man.
@millantronni32426 жыл бұрын
I strongly refute what you wrote what Dr. Jones answer would be I can not see any references to black holes or quark stars in the your text so I guess you did some quote mining there, did you not ;) ?
@philipchristiansen14956 жыл бұрын
You've been mislead by the new world order, black holes and quark stars are liberal hoaxes.
@bobbest16116 жыл бұрын
and so you need to buy my infowars survival seeds for only $59.99.
@illuminahde7 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy runs so deep that spell check won't even let me type "subtransmission" without underlining it red. Break your conditioning spell check.
@mgonzalez88806 жыл бұрын
Dirty Wise I dont get it
@illuminahde6 жыл бұрын
Man whatever Have you been taking your Super Male Vitality?
@mgonzalez88806 жыл бұрын
Dirty Wise No, no i have not... cool Tool pic btw
@deathwilldie77417 жыл бұрын
This guy really missed his calling in pro wrestling.
@iceoriental1236 жыл бұрын
He's got a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match.
@parasharkchari6 жыл бұрын
Omega of Gallifrey Nah. He could make anyone either fall completely to the ground in uncontrollable laughter, or beg for mercy to make it stop just by spouting out the kinds of things he does.
@iceoriental1236 жыл бұрын
I was referencing this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6SnpoGQrr50f7M
@nathan7916 жыл бұрын
Omega of Gallifrey Nahh, I see your point, but you got it wrong. Look, every normal wrestler used to live in the 3rd dimension and if Alex also lived there, then there would be a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match, but Alex used his free will and took advantage of the dripping gravity, so now he lives in the 4th dimension. Combine that with the fact that the evil used the boxing industry to their advantage, as they use the chaotic of boxing for their own chaos, so that now most wrestlers live in the second dimension and you get that the chance of Alex losing are 25%. But you also have to take the pre-existing chance of Alex losing (33 and one third percents) and you get that the chances of Alex losing are sqrt(25+33 and a third), which is about 7.6 percents. Your welcome, stay woke
@PaulTheSkeptic6 жыл бұрын
@@iceoriental123 Lmao. Holy shit that was funny. "33 and 1/3, divide by pi, cosign over the square root times the value of the sum squared, carry the 3. Hold on. Let me get my abacus." kzbin.info/www/bejne/haKcfYePasihias Lol. That was some funny shit.
@standoughope7 жыл бұрын
Don't ever do meth kids, never once.
@mrsanity7 жыл бұрын
It's a side effect of all those super-male-vitality-pills he takes!
@azmanabdula7 жыл бұрын
Hasnt he admitted to thinking of what he does as an act...... Im not even sure if he believes this shit (Alex that is)
@In2hardcore7 жыл бұрын
azmanabdula Wasn't that what he had to argue at his custody hearing? Poor guy.
@azmanabdula7 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@nathanthomson12377 жыл бұрын
Ryan Swanson v😂🤣😂
@BeardGrylls7 жыл бұрын
what kinda weed is that? I want that stuff.
@i-love-comountains38506 жыл бұрын
Beard Grylls No the fuck you DON'T! You want weed that makes you as paranoid as Alex Jones??
@BeardGrylls6 жыл бұрын
I-Love-CO Mountains oh the fuck I DO!
@axelcruz53946 жыл бұрын
Hell na, he cracked out boi
@DRay628896 жыл бұрын
Beard Grylls That is LSD my friend.
@Robin-sf3gk6 жыл бұрын
It's Antidepressant
@TheTaquitoProject7 жыл бұрын
As a physics major I can confirm that this basically summarizes everything I have studied /s
@deathwilldie77417 жыл бұрын
Also a physics major, can confirm.
@spongebobsquarepants73887 жыл бұрын
I've applied to study physics next year but thinking of just saving my money now since Alex has just taught me for free
@Cheese-n-Cake167 жыл бұрын
Can triple confirm
@anticorncob67 жыл бұрын
Lol nice sarcasm, but what does the /s mean?
@spongebobsquarepants73887 жыл бұрын
anticorncob6 sarcasm
@davidmurphy5637 жыл бұрын
Well that clears that up then.
@lancetschirhart76765 жыл бұрын
LOL :D
@noahsabin73867 жыл бұрын
Alex is a fucking gem. Never medicate him.
@NieroshaiTheSable7 жыл бұрын
I just wish people would stop taking him seriously. People like the goddam President of the United States.
@SinHurr7 жыл бұрын
deplatform him, maybe.
@peteredwards87377 жыл бұрын
Alex's stream-of-consciousness-bullshit is Shakespearean (well, maybe Falstaffian)
@RetroBackslash7 жыл бұрын
Too late, way, way too late.
@davidh.49447 жыл бұрын
What if we gave him a mix of cocaine and LSD?
@TheZhif7 жыл бұрын
Nurse, nurse, he is out of bed again!
@gabrielrangel9567 жыл бұрын
I don't think even Deepak Chopra can top this one.
@viermidebutura7 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Rangel Word salad contest
@wombat22487 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Rangel David Icke ?
@beayn7 жыл бұрын
They should have a debate. I would totally watch that. We'll also put real scientists on the panel but they can't debate, they'd just be there for the facial expressions.
@Astrostevo7 жыл бұрын
Deepak Chopra : Hold my beer ..
@OneEyedJack017 жыл бұрын
You can tell from his facial expression that even Rogan thinks he's crazy. That's saying a lot.
@10thnametried6 жыл бұрын
Totally crystal clear. We need to defeat the bleeding gravity to get to next level and not give in to the 2nd dimension sub prime mortgages.
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
I'm working on it. Stay tuned.
@ourfatherinthegreen40657 жыл бұрын
I think Alex rewatched Evangelion too many times...
@DLV_Channel7 жыл бұрын
I love you
@DMCK20006 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT TOO HAHAHAHAHA
@alidaraie7 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He is the embodiment of the internet itself
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
Great analysis and conclusion. Well done!
@monsterram66177 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if schizophrenic or world's greatest troll. 🤔
@alexdoerofthings7 жыл бұрын
Monster RAM maybe both.
@ruthruthie29317 жыл бұрын
Do you even know what schizophrenia is?
@pdoylemi7 жыл бұрын
Troll - he admitted it in his custody hearings. His e-wife used his own videos against him and he said it was all BS and that was just a "character" he played.
@peterm12407 жыл бұрын
Ruth, you idiot, he wrote he can't tell.
@ruthruthie29317 жыл бұрын
Peter M lol is google so hard? Or are you ass hats that fat and lazy??
@hoodiesticks6 жыл бұрын
Set it to 0.75x speed for the full "Drunk uncle rambling" experience.
@dats35 жыл бұрын
Watch at 2x speed. It's hilarious. Also, the look on Joe Rogan's face is priceless.
@Bigslam19935 жыл бұрын
Set to 1.25 or even 1.5 for the full nutty paranoid experience.
@SargonofAkkad7 жыл бұрын
Good to see you putting some real science up, for a change.
@anticorncob67 жыл бұрын
LOL! I didn't know you watched king crocoduck! Wait... didn't you two have a conversation?
@Huskymax7 жыл бұрын
Sargon of Akkad is that a joke sargon? Alex Jones is a complete schizophrenic, just listen to him he's talking complete shit.
@almcdonald86767 жыл бұрын
Of course it’s a joke. How can you seriously ask that? Are you immune to sarcasm?
@ultramarine01237 жыл бұрын
Sargon of Akkad you should do a live show with Alex jones
@garretburrow7 жыл бұрын
You know, Sargon...you would be blown away by the sheer amount of historical content Alex has consumed over his lifetime...people think he's crazy, & that's just ignorant.
@istaphobe7 жыл бұрын
So what you’re saying is lobsters are enlightened astronauts
@Mitysto6 жыл бұрын
Fraggle Rock Moonwalk oh yeah. It makes sense now. Cuz they’re like below the third dimension
@ldavid72696 жыл бұрын
Lobsters?!?!?! ive been worshiping mice and dolphins! DANM YOU DOUGLAS ADAMS!!!!!!!!!! Well hell, so long and thanks for all the fish.
@TheCrippledEgg7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty certain if you asked him to explain rice krispies he'd give a similar answer.
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
No, don't be silly. Alex has already proven that Rice Krispies are part of a communist plot to destroy the young minds of America with their cartoon characters, Crack, Snapple, and Pot.
@dnomyarnostaw6 жыл бұрын
The r e a l l y big problem with this, is that 30% of Americans are going to try to make sense of this.
@robertlynn47096 жыл бұрын
The same 30% who believed the Russians interfered in the election and elected Trump.
@dnomyarnostaw6 жыл бұрын
Umm - I suggest an Edit there. Trump supporters DON'T believe the Russians interfered, and especially assisted Trump's cause.
@theultimatereductionist75926 жыл бұрын
+Based Thucydides So what? Why should anyone care about an IQ test? How about if I tell you people with college degrees are better than those without? Yeah, let's see how much you care about credentials then. How about caring about REAL physical harms: billions of human non-vegetarians who rape/breed & torture to death billions of animals needlessly? And Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW).
@LPVince946 жыл бұрын
Deny IQ? What are you on about? That's like saying, that there is a growing movement to deny the imperial system, when you actually mean to say that there is a substantial amount of people that believes abandoning it in favor of the metric system holds some advantages. The IQ is a rather unreliable tool to quantify the intelligence of a person.
@ardaricus15666 жыл бұрын
@@LPVince94 Why is it unreliable? And what would you suggest as an improvement?
@booleanenator7 жыл бұрын
Joe's face is priceless.
@ivoryas16963 жыл бұрын
booleanenator 😳 😟
@JBades63106 жыл бұрын
man, he just makes it up as he goes along
@lancetschirhart76765 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. They're up on the 5th or 6th dimension, the consciousness of the best of us [are]. K. I was thinking the seventh, but I'm no expert.
@glo32364 жыл бұрын
You dont make up string theory as you go
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's not true.
@pdoylemi7 жыл бұрын
This gem from the same guy who did a serious interview with a guy claiming that NASA has child sex slave colonies on Mars!
@mikuhatsunegoshujin7 жыл бұрын
NASA is establishing ancap utopia on Mars as we speak.
@samael19817 жыл бұрын
If you don't believe in the state then you must favor raping children. It's only logical.
@beayn7 жыл бұрын
In his defense, he says he doesn't agree with that guy. I thought I believed he was playing a character like people say until watching this clip because nobody can put a word salad together that well on the fly.
@mikuhatsunegoshujin7 жыл бұрын
Sam Levin >ancaps want to abolish the state >not replace the state with company approved private state(tm) firm (c) all rights reserved
@pdoylemi7 жыл бұрын
+beayn That's no defense. I watched the interview, and while I admit that Jones voiced some skepticism about the claims, he gave them a hearing as if they were not completely insane. He never asked basic questions even, like when were the launches? Why put child sex slaves on Mars? Aren't they a bit hard to access there? Where did they get the budget? Aren't there easier cheaper places to hide it, like an underwater habitat? Who's going there, how much are they paying?
@astrophonix7 жыл бұрын
That's not Alex Jones, it's a gay frog impersonating him.
@Mechthorian7 жыл бұрын
Exactly what color pill is this?
@RobbyRaccoon7 жыл бұрын
Mandalore Dash Brown, for bullshit
@tabularasa06067 жыл бұрын
Rainbow, he mixes all colors and it gets messy. (They'll end up brown after they've mixed)
@nedrawtheworkingclasslefty36367 жыл бұрын
BobbyBaboon Winner! 😂
@PaulTheSkeptic7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what color it is but it must be some heavy shit. It's like if LSD smoked some crack and huffed some paint.
@lmmortalZodd7 жыл бұрын
Paul TheSkeptic it's like some LSD did some shrooms that smoked Crack that did heroin
@ag48d6 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs!
@JJ-gz7qm5 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, witnessing inter-dimensional war sounds pretty exciting.
@Bhill687 жыл бұрын
When did Alex Jones start writing for Spirit Science?
@klobiforpresident22547 жыл бұрын
So the Nacals were on the sixth level of consciousness, according to Alex Jones? The more you know.
@pdoylemi7 жыл бұрын
+Bhill68 My thought exactly! He should change his name to "Patchman"! Everything he says is excreted from his "Cosmic Ringpiece". If you don't know where that comes from, see kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnFZIurhdZjpLs - CoolHardLogic's hilarious take down of that idiot. If you want to get to the part I referenced, start around 13:50. But his whole video is worth a watch.
@klobiforpresident22547 жыл бұрын
Pat Doyle I think that Martymer does a better job :P
@Mr.BadExampleMT7 жыл бұрын
Bhill68 well Patchman and Alex are actually one. You see, we are all connected through quantum wibbles that flow through the ballsack chakra and up to your face ballsack chakra (enlightenment not included). Making us all part Martian space Jews and part monogender Atlantian bird persons. That's just science.
@Ugly_German_Truths7 жыл бұрын
Even Jordan is sitting in front of KZbin and says "hey, that's crazy" And then he gets his notepad out and tries to outdo alex Jones again, so that Spirit Science STAYS the Number one Resource of Woo-Insanity in the world and does not lose that title and status to Infowars :-p
@norseko6 жыл бұрын
One of the greats.... Sounds like Richard Feynman :-P
@thorsday1217 жыл бұрын
I wish I could live in the world that exists in the head of Alex Jones.
@beayn7 жыл бұрын
I think that would be a very scary place.
@i-love-comountains38506 жыл бұрын
I'll pass, that man seems to be genuinely terrified, 24/7.
@Varmithis6 жыл бұрын
You do live in that world.
@buppington6 жыл бұрын
You mean the Twilight Zone?
@Varmithis6 жыл бұрын
Comrade Canary is a collectivist shill for the banking elites.
@HotblackDesiat0427 жыл бұрын
This work of fantasy sounds better than anything Hollywood writers have come up with over the past decade. Perhaps he should be given a film deal.
@fishbot99025 жыл бұрын
or maybe Hollywood writers needs drugs of the hallucinogenic kind
@AnkushNarula7 жыл бұрын
When you have no conscience, you can be a stable genius at anything.
@xeanthomas52317 жыл бұрын
Much like Libtards and Democucks?
@Hn-zu1qu4 жыл бұрын
while factually incorrect, it is rather impressive that he maintains proper syntax of the English Language, unlike the postmodern hucksters.
@twstdelf7 жыл бұрын
hahaha, that guy's such a trip.
@AtheusStarstuff7 жыл бұрын
Made 3 or so very shorts making fun of Baby alex. mike
@OneEyedJack017 жыл бұрын
Glad you can laugh, but there are a lot of people that go to him as a primary information source. It scares me.
@twstdelf7 жыл бұрын
Oh, I completely agree with you.
@bcreason6 жыл бұрын
OneEyedJack01 Including President Trump. Scary.
@caydenmarlowedefusco67986 жыл бұрын
twstdelf 7
@WildwoodClaire17 жыл бұрын
I see why you stopped at 2:05. Anymore of THAT and many in your audience would have literally died laughing. Alex is even funnier than SpiritScience.
@NathanielHarari7 жыл бұрын
Lol, to quote Hitchens: "People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign and selling pencils from a cup."
@getrikkityrekt72526 жыл бұрын
When you drop LSD before an interview.
@henryellis93907 жыл бұрын
I would say that it still makes more sense than Spirit Science, but I'm not sure if that's even true. At least he's not talking about space Jews.
@mrlint07 жыл бұрын
Mell Brooks would like to have a word:)
@NathanielHarari7 жыл бұрын
He's basically the angry version of Spirit Science. :D
@spiderfan19747 жыл бұрын
Henry Ellis It's stoner talk Jones is having a "green" day. If you know what I mean "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more".
@eigengrau8677 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones has to be more careful in his wording: it's Space Bankers.
@GEdwardsPhilosophy7 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is Jacques Derrida's spirit twin.
@NonDelusional746117 жыл бұрын
Aw come on! It was just getting good...
@themonsterbaby2 жыл бұрын
Rogan's face looks like me when the acid starts aciding a little too hard.
@victordanielcatalan18087 жыл бұрын
Remember, this guy has 2 million subscribers.
@lukapopovic58026 жыл бұрын
Jake K. Oh, believe my in my country there are people who believe in a lot crazier conspiracy theories. They believe Jesus Christ was our nationality, Alexander the great also, our ancestors had empire from Japan to Atlantic ocean, that 40 Roman empires were our nationality, that god exists, Adam and Eve also, but that our people created them, we are not the chosen people, we made the god. They also believe Atlantide existed and our people lived there.
@lukapopovic58026 жыл бұрын
Victor Daniel Catalan So, there are a lot of people who believe in way worse things than this.
@WraithOfMan6 жыл бұрын
And now you know exactly what it feels like for me to hear a Far Left Progressive speak! :D
@roboninja31946 жыл бұрын
And every last one of them is an uneducated weirdo that has too much time on their hands xD
@Eric-lx8hp6 жыл бұрын
Victor Daniel Catalan just sad state of society
@professorhank25937 жыл бұрын
I need to save this for the days when my class asks why they have to study science.
@naterivers61077 жыл бұрын
I'd ask for the source, but I don't think context is really going to help here.
@ultravidz6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I died reading the title knowing exactly what clip this would be 😂
@WaveSound1237 жыл бұрын
I'm over general relativity , i want to study his theory
@adamtaylor17396 жыл бұрын
Suddenly real physics is sooooo boring
@kevls5536 Жыл бұрын
I love Joe's face : "wtf is this guy talking about!?"
@Cornwall18887 жыл бұрын
“They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out” I know where it’s coming out of and it’s not in scientific papers it’s coming out his ass
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
Recent evidence has come to light that proves Alex's theory.
@Cornwall18883 жыл бұрын
@@rhymeswithteeth sure buddy, where?
@AnonimAnonim-of8km Жыл бұрын
@@Cornwall1888 Secret Mental Institution, ward number √i
@panda-phat6 жыл бұрын
Joe's face during this clip was hilarious, I'm so glad he let him keep rambling
@Number0neSon7 жыл бұрын
That's some serious Sarah Palin-level sentence structure.
@everythingman9875 жыл бұрын
When he said “I’m kinda retarded” I was like yeah Alex, for once I agree with you.
@danieladiaphorist13087 жыл бұрын
Doctorate in fine arts?
@KingCrocoduck7 жыл бұрын
don't be ridiculous, it'll be in lesbian dance therapy
@frankanonymous37667 жыл бұрын
King Crocoduck Hahahahahaha
@cf37145 жыл бұрын
"No more drugs for him. No Jamie, don't give him any more." -Joe Rogan
@mrlint07 жыл бұрын
Is this conservative "Sprirt Science"
@RetroBackslash7 жыл бұрын
As much as it pains me to say, Jones is making Spirit Science look like Stephen Hawkings on a good day!
@kinxofsepluv7 жыл бұрын
@ Lint Hasenpfeffer I thought the exact same thing.
@gm6834 жыл бұрын
Someone give this man a Nobel prize.
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. His contributions to the advancement of mankind are unparalleled.
@Chaosism7 жыл бұрын
Listened to this twice trying to make sense of it... Damn that was a mistake; my brain hurts doubly. :(
@DeconvertedMan7 жыл бұрын
Chaosism inverse the polarization of the fifth chockra then put your nose into the ice. When you learn the unlearn you can see.
@Folkmjolk7 жыл бұрын
it made perfect sense, i don't understand what made people confused. i think alex is wrong about this stuff since it's impossible to prove, but it made sense.
@avinashreji607 жыл бұрын
Folkmjolk Stop being nice he’s stupid
@KillerandUndertaker7 жыл бұрын
Basically daemons want to use human consciousness to get out of The Matrix™ but if humans can ascend to the 5th dimension then they can use there god power to stop the government from turning the friggin frogs gay.
@pilgrimpater7 жыл бұрын
Chaosism Me too and the worst thing is I can't unhear it.
@xdassinx7 жыл бұрын
2 minutes and not one single thing that’s true. Shit, a 5 year old could talk that long and at least accidently say something true. And this is one of Trump’s go to sources. lol
@MDPToaster6 жыл бұрын
xdassinx Jesus Christ do you think Alex is actually serious.
@xdassinx6 жыл бұрын
A man walked into a pizza place with an AR15 because of one of Jone’s fairy stories. I don’t care if he’s play acting or not. He’s doing so in a way that he intends his audience to take him seriously. So fuck Alex Jones. And fuck anyone making it possible for him to make a paycheck with his idiot conspiracy crap. Jones has talked at length more than once about Illuminati lizards, and how “not human intelligence” are doing meanie bad things. So don’t act like he’s just playing this time.
@MDPToaster6 жыл бұрын
xdassinx Alex Jones didn’t make Pizza Gate, he did a report on it and he himself dismissed it as 4chan nonsense. Looks like you don’t know what you’re talking about.
@user-tm1ix7xi1n6 жыл бұрын
MDP_Toaster Sir, I think you need treatment if you support that guy. He is a nutcase
@MDPToaster6 жыл бұрын
kshitiz rimal I support his right to freely express himself within the full bondage of the law, if that means I need treatment then I’d hate to know what you need.
@GegoXaren7 жыл бұрын
_"According to the more conservative cosmologists, an alien superpower - maybe a collective of Kardashev Type Three galaxy-spanning civilizations - is running a timing channel attack on the computational ultrastructure of space-time itself, trying to break through to whatever's underneath."_ If you know where that is from... Also: oh gawd.
@sumofalln00bs107 жыл бұрын
Don't Stross me out I'll never get it.
@GegoXaren7 жыл бұрын
eris discord +1
@cainthebraindrain70567 жыл бұрын
If he's making it up as he goes that takes talent though
@andyisdead6 жыл бұрын
😂
@joetheconch7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a tin foil hat would help.
@citronfrais6 жыл бұрын
Humphrey Pushkart I tried that too. The tinfoil hat just went "Hufflepuff!" and died.
@joetheconch6 жыл бұрын
Gadzooks! I should have mentioned, KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MICROWAVE!
@theultimatereductionist75926 жыл бұрын
"Perhaps a tin foil hat would help." LOL! True!
@TheCJHowes7 жыл бұрын
"Hey Alex, is there anything you're good at?" "Smoking crystal meth" "Okay... anything else?" "Snorting crystal meth"
@paulosullivan34727 жыл бұрын
Err I think m theory suggests there are 11 dimensions. So he didn't even manage to get that right? Seriously this guy is batshit crazy....
@infinitysalinity79817 жыл бұрын
Probably doesn't even know what a dimension is. 😂
@Folkmjolk7 жыл бұрын
it's not that crazy, most religious people believe crazier shit than him, you can't tell me that this isn't more plausible than Mohammed riding a winged horse to the moon after he died.
@aeroscience98347 жыл бұрын
Paul O'Sullivan keep in mind no extra dimensions have been experimentally verified. I believe different versions of string 'theory' (really hypothesis) give different results for the number, so there's no universal agreed upon amount.
@MultiAsdag6 жыл бұрын
This was the best JRE podcast ever. Joe's face at the end of the rant was so hilarious
@iamgoddard7 жыл бұрын
"There's 12 dimensions with gravity leaking in... IT'S ADMITTED!"
@mattrey12366 жыл бұрын
I was failing my AP Physics 2 class until I watched this video. Now I can see the points of tension and merge with the robots in the 7th dimension.
@rhymeswithteeth3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to wear your hip waders.
@komolunanole86977 жыл бұрын
Wtf is he talking about?
@bowlsallbroken7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know
@justinysnerdbrother88196 жыл бұрын
And people say there is no one like Richard Feynman for our generation
@Drew_McTygue7 жыл бұрын
Nice work KC! Sometimes it's best to be quiet, and let people debunk themselves.
@senselessnothing7 жыл бұрын
Dude is well known to go on ad lib insane rants to get attention, that doesn't discredit anything else he has to say.
@--Lam7 жыл бұрын
Sargon's in a lawsuit after posting a video just like this one, so... ;)
@JoaoMariaNunes6 жыл бұрын
that works with average , and geniuos guys...but the stupid ones ... they will understand him...lol
@roidroid6 жыл бұрын
Thats probably what someone said at the start of this guy's "career". People decided to let him talk, that was decades ago. He has never shut up since.
@chrimony6 жыл бұрын
@Tasos: Actually, it does. Never take anything Alex Jones says at face value. Not that he can't be right, but he's garbage as a primary source.
@MrLethalShots6 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when it cut to Joe at 0:45. I thought he was just ranting on his own, I didn’t realize he was seriously explaining this to someone hahahaha.
@klobiforpresident22547 жыл бұрын
King Crocoduck - when he talks about levels and consciousness he sounds a lot like Spirit Science. If you have never watched it … they invented the Space Jews™. That's all that needs to be said.
@datmanydocris7 жыл бұрын
Joe's face at 0:45 pretty much sums up this whole segment.
@ruirodtube7 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is like an onion of bullcrap, all twelve layers of it 😂
@JH-ji6cj5 жыл бұрын
Joe resembling me when I have to listen to mom calling to *talk about her day*
@Astrostevo7 жыл бұрын
"Below the 3rd dimension?" What's that 2 D? Falls a bit flat. (world.)
@hans-joachimbierwirth47276 жыл бұрын
Down on flat earth, below the dome!
@aarjavik1236 жыл бұрын
Gud 1
@SvedkaCatkin6 жыл бұрын
Good thing you cut where you did, I was about to start banging my head into the wall.
@matthias27567 жыл бұрын
Wow, and the president actually went on this guys show. America is one backwards place
@dino-joe6 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this lecture by Prof Jones helped me get that sweet 90 on yesterday’s E&M exam
@BoombeRain7 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooookay.
@ZyrusSmith12 күн бұрын
This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm a really shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I could introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I wanted the best for her and I harbored no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seemed happy with her boyfriend, so I didn't bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it. I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already since I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wanted to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally couldn''t take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
@TheJamieRamone7 жыл бұрын
0:00 - 2:05: every conspiracy theorist EVAR!
@al35mm7 жыл бұрын
They always say, "I have good sources" then fail to name them.
@elevadon7 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones 2020!
@robertcanty97566 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never knew I could become stupid by listening to a physics lecture... Alex Jones proved something here today.
@dsvollmer7 жыл бұрын
Seriously WTF is he on?
@mikeoxlong13957 жыл бұрын
life.
@AD-df5tm6 жыл бұрын
I love how he just casually throws out "and that's dark matter" after that Bashit crazy explanation haha.
@6038am7 жыл бұрын
acid is one hell of a drung
@standoughope7 жыл бұрын
I'm drung right now, f'in yager bombs man!
@loszhor5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Some TRUE science!
@FelipeV34447 жыл бұрын
Profound.
@generaljackripper6667 жыл бұрын
So long as Alex Jones continues to exist, we are well and truly a free country.
@kevinmorin76747 жыл бұрын
Never go full David Avocado Wolfe...
@theultimatereductionist75926 жыл бұрын
You mean David Chocolate Sun Wolfe? Yeah - that asshole owes me a sun made of chocolate.
@VoxPhD6 жыл бұрын
“They’re proving it. It’ll all coming out.” ...Thank you Dr. Jones.
@marshallslayton2417 жыл бұрын
That's some delicious word salad.
@danielsteel52517 жыл бұрын
As far as I understand it, Jones's rambling did not technically qualify as word salad.