Dr Prof Alex Jones Explains Advanced Physics

Hi everyone, just a quick and fun little video I wanted to share in celebration of my first video to ever reach 1 Million views.
Quantum Theory Made Easy [1] was a monumental effort and a labor of love, and can be viewed here:
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Our scheduled programming will resume shortly, with the next video, The Science Wars 1.3, being slated for release either at the end of this month or the beginning of the next one. It'll be followed by the last episode of volume 1, after which I'll make Quantum Theory Made Easy [3].
Your patience and understanding is greatly appreciated, given my current workload, but it'll lighten up come summer. I'll have completed my MS in Physics by then, and will likely be pursuing a doctorate afterward. In the meantime, I've got graduate coursework, my thesis, and other (unrelated) physics research in the private sector, so time for KZbin is of course scarce. But I'll do my best, so cheers.
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[@Camiloken]

In the Matrix, there was the blue pill and the red pill. Alex took both at the same time!

[@jake1996able]

Camilo Arjona Wow I never wondered what would happen, if you did that. Thanks for the clarification.

[@Mr.Unacceptable]

I personally knew someone like this but his excuse was OD'ing on 14 tabs of acid. Very soon after he became a born again christian.

[@mikelemikemike]

Nah, he used them both as a suppository. Gets into the blood supply quicker that way.

[@coolbeans6148]

nah, too original, crushed both them up into a powder and buttchugged it.

[@JFB1111]

Gluten, no he took them rectally, you can tell by his left index finger.

[@wodentoad1]

"Evil will always win because Good is dumb." --Dark Helmet

[@ruthruthie2931]

wodentoad1 speak for yourself lol

[@wodentoad1]

Ruth Sophia Technically, Dark Helmet was speaking for me. 😉

[@ruthruthie2931]

wodentoad1 bill hicks has gotten fatter!

[@wodentoad1]

nateslovebug We are surrounded by assholes!

[@coletrickle1775]

Evil is dumb too, good is timid, evil is brazen and aggressive.

[@CoolHardLogic]

What does any of this have to do with turning the frogs gay?

[@mikeoxlong1395]

When frogs turn gay they ascend to the 5th dimensional consciousness state, build pyramids from top to the bottom and crash the disc shaped 5 atoms thick spaceship into the Spynx's nose.

[@not_my_name5200]

CoolHardLogic, lol did you even listen? everything!

[@dropbearattack]

CoolHardLogic You fool! That's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, can't you see that the dessert called frog in a pond is the key to the Illuminati plan here?

[@apophis7760]

CoolHardLogic they cut the video short. He was about to come full circle.

[@petriharha6583]

42?

[@TheMagicRobot]

"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic."

[@Swiatlocien]

Rogan's face says it all.

[@Profile.4]

Who's quote?

[@darkgcn14]

@@Profile.4 Star Trek

[@Profile.4]

@@darkgcn14 thanks

[@thattubechannel]

0:45 and 1:41 Joe's face says it all

[@Chaosism]

I wish we got another glimpse of it towards the end. (You, know, to see if he survived the ordeal) ;P

[@noneofyourbusiness153]

I've seen people make good points arguing Alex Jones is playing a character. Personally I really can't tell, with the many flat-earther videos I've encountered it could easily go either way as apparently Poe's law is just too stronk... *edit: oh wow, towards the end he's really starting to sound like Spirit Science and his space jews from mars!

[@thattubechannel]

none of your business It's probably a mix. I'm sure he believes in some conspiracies, but really plays it up for the camera.

[@nedrawtheworkingclasslefty3636]

Lol

[@MunkeyChips]

I read your comment before seeing his face. The anticipation of seeing his reaction made the payoff great! Thank you. LOL

[@matty9460]

Quantum theory made easy [3]

[@philipchristiansen1495]

Introduction to the Schrodinger equation with Dr. Alex Jones: Student: And what is this wavefunction you speak of, Dr. Alex? Dr. Jones: It's the transcendent consciousness, all below the third dimension, it's all coming out. The interdimensional childmolesters are strong, and with Einstein's physics they have free will, they're trying to come into the third dimension, but they'll always fail, when strong consciousnesses come together it closes off their portals at CERN, and they then break away from the failed species that is man.

[@millantronni3242]

I strongly refute what you wrote what Dr. Jones answer would be I can not see any references to black holes or quark stars in the your text so I guess you did some quote mining there, did you not ;) ?

[@philipchristiansen1495]

You've been mislead by the new world order, black holes and quark stars are liberal hoaxes.

[@AndrewCheetah]

Physics test cheat sheet right here

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

You'd get a higher score on your physics exam if you cheated off a third grader.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Lmao. Oh yeah. Physics master Alex Jones.

[@CoolHardLogic]

Has Alex been watching spirit "science"? Holy shit.

[@Dom_theskeptic]

Where have you been CHL we need new uploads please

[@AteshSeruhn]

Yes! Space Jews ftw :)

[@MichaelMedlock]

Any time i see CHL post, i think the same thing... MOAR! NOW! :)

[@RJStockton]

Didn't you know? All the top scientists and billionaires watch Spirit Science.

[@jdub4276]

Nah he's been watching Stranger Things

[@noahsabin7386]

Alex is a fucking gem. Never medicate him.

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

I just wish people would stop taking him seriously. People like the goddam President of the United States.

[@SinHurr]

deplatform him, maybe.

[@peteredwards8737]

Alex's stream-of-consciousness-bullshit is Shakespearean (well, maybe Falstaffian)

[@RetroBackslash]

Too late, way, way too late.

[@davidh.4944]

What if we gave him a mix of cocaine and LSD?

[@niopullus6009]

Thanks this will help me on my physics test next week.

[@niopullus6009]

Far from proven, but it's possible. Just as it is also possible that our universe in a giant fish bowl. Who knows?

[@niopullus6009]

So is c being racised to derp os is c being raised to d and multiplied by erp?

[@isaiah8577]

Will it tho😂

[@deathwilldie7741]

This guy really missed his calling in pro wrestling.

[@iceoriental123]

He's got a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match.

[@parasharkchari]

Omega of Gallifrey Nah. He could make anyone either fall completely to the ground in uncontrollable laughter, or beg for mercy to make it stop just by spouting out the kinds of things he does.

[@iceoriental123]

I was referencing this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6SnpoGQrr50f7M

[@nathan791]

Omega of Gallifrey Nahh, I see your point, but you got it wrong. Look, every normal wrestler used to live in the 3rd dimension and if Alex also lived there, then there would be a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match, but Alex used his free will and took advantage of the dripping gravity, so now he lives in the 4th dimension. Combine that with the fact that the evil used the boxing industry to their advantage, as they use the chaotic of boxing for their own chaos, so that now most wrestlers live in the second dimension and you get that the chance of Alex losing are 25%. But you also have to take the pre-existing chance of Alex losing (33 and one third percents) and you get that the chances of Alex losing are sqrt(25+33 and a third), which is about 7.6 percents. Your welcome, stay woke

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

@@iceoriental123 Lmao. Holy shit that was funny. "33 and 1/3, divide by pi, cosign over the square root times the value of the sum squared, carry the 3. Hold on. Let me get my abacus." kzbin.info/www/bejne/haKcfYePasihias Lol. That was some funny shit.

[@bobbest1611]

and so you need to buy my infowars survival seeds for only $59.99.

[@gabrielrangel956]

I don't think even Deepak Chopra can top this one.

[@viermidebutura]

Gabriel Rangel Word salad contest

[@wombat2248]

Gabriel Rangel David Icke ?

[@beayn]

They should have a debate. I would totally watch that. We'll also put real scientists on the panel but they can't debate, they'd just be there for the facial expressions.

[@Astrostevo]

Deepak Chopra : Hold my beer ..

[@OneEyedJack01]

You can tell from his facial expression that even Rogan thinks he's crazy. That's saying a lot.

[@TheTaquitoProject]

As a physics major I can confirm that this basically summarizes everything I have studied /s

[@deathwilldie7741]

Also a physics major, can confirm.

[@spongebobsquarepants7388]

I've applied to study physics next year but thinking of just saving my money now since Alex has just taught me for free

[@Cheese-n-Cake16]

Can triple confirm

[@anticorncob6]

Lol nice sarcasm, but what does the /s mean?

[@spongebobsquarepants7388]

anticorncob6 sarcasm

[@BeardGrylls]

what kinda weed is that? I want that stuff.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

Beard Grylls No the fuck you DON'T! You want weed that makes you as paranoid as Alex Jones??

[@BeardGrylls]

I-Love-CO Mountains oh the fuck I DO!

[@axelcruz5394]

Hell na, he cracked out boi

[@DRay62889]

Beard Grylls That is LSD my friend.

[@Robin-sf3gk]

It's Antidepressant

[@10thnametried]

Totally crystal clear. We need to defeat the bleeding gravity to get to next level and not give in to the 2nd dimension sub prime mortgages.

[@rhymeswithteeth]

I'm working on it. Stay tuned.

[@standoughope]

Don't ever do meth kids, never once.

[@mrsanity]

It's a side effect of all those super-male-vitality-pills he takes!

[@azmanabdula]

Hasnt he admitted to thinking of what he does as an act...... Im not even sure if he believes this shit (Alex that is)

[@In2hardcore]

azmanabdula Wasn't that what he had to argue at his custody hearing? Poor guy.

[@azmanabdula]

Pretty much

[@nathanthomson1237]

Ryan Swanson v😂🤣😂

[@illuminahde]

The conspiracy runs so deep that spell check won't even let me type "subtransmission" without underlining it red. Break your conditioning spell check.

[@mgonzalez8880]

Dirty Wise I dont get it

[@illuminahde]

Man whatever Have you been taking your Super Male Vitality?

[@mgonzalez8880]

Dirty Wise No, no i have not... cool Tool pic btw

[@alidaraie]

I love this guy. He is the embodiment of the internet itself

[@rhymeswithteeth]

Great analysis and conclusion. Well done!

[@davidmurphy563]

Well that clears that up then.

[@lancetschirhart7676]

LOL :D

[@ourfatherinthegreen4065]

I think Alex rewatched Evangelion too many times...

[@DLV_Channel]

I love you

[@DMCK2000]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT TOO HAHAHAHAHA

[@monsterram6617]

Can't tell if schizophrenic or world's greatest troll. 🤔

[@alexdoerofthings]

Monster RAM maybe both.

[@ruthruthie2931]

Do you even know what schizophrenia is?

[@pdoylemi]

Troll - he admitted it in his custody hearings. His e-wife used his own videos against him and he said it was all BS and that was just a "character" he played.

[@peterm1240]

Ruth, you idiot, he wrote he can't tell.

[@ruthruthie2931]

Peter M lol is google so hard? Or are you ass hats that fat and lazy??

[@TheZhif]

Nurse, nurse, he is out of bed again!

[@JBades6310]

man, he just makes it up as he goes along

[@lancetschirhart7676]

My thoughts exactly. They're up on the 5th or 6th dimension, the consciousness of the best of us [are]. K. I was thinking the seventh, but I'm no expert.

[@glo3236]

You dont make up string theory as you go

[@rhymeswithteeth]

Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's not true.

[@TheCrippledEgg]

I'm pretty certain if you asked him to explain rice krispies he'd give a similar answer.

[@rhymeswithteeth]

No, don't be silly. Alex has already proven that Rice Krispies are part of a communist plot to destroy the young minds of America with their cartoon characters, Crack, Snapple, and Pot.

[@booleanenator]

Joe's face is priceless.

[@ivoryas1696]

booleanenator 😳 😟

[@istaphobe]

So what you’re saying is lobsters are enlightened astronauts

[@TomGammelgaardJensen]

Fraggle Rock Moonwalk oh yeah. It makes sense now. Cuz they’re like below the third dimension

[@ldavid7269]

Lobsters?!?!?! ive been worshiping mice and dolphins! DANM YOU DOUGLAS ADAMS!!!!!!!!!! Well hell, so long and thanks for all the fish.

[@ag48d]

Remember kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs!

[@JJ-gz7qm]

I don't know man, witnessing inter-dimensional war sounds pretty exciting.

[@Bhill68]

When did Alex Jones start writing for Spirit Science?

[@klobiforpresident2254]

So the Nacals were on the sixth level of consciousness, according to Alex Jones? The more you know.

[@pdoylemi]

+Bhill68 My thought exactly! He should change his name to "Patchman"! Everything he says is excreted from his "Cosmic Ringpiece". If you don't know where that comes from, see kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnFZIurhdZjpLs - CoolHardLogic's hilarious take down of that idiot. If you want to get to the part I referenced, start around 13:50. But his whole video is worth a watch.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

Pat Doyle I think that Martymer does a better job :P

[@erikgumeringer155]

Bhill68 well Patchman and Alex are actually one. You see, we are all connected through quantum wibbles that flow through the ballsack chakra and up to your face ballsack chakra (enlightenment not included). Making us all part Martian space Jews and part monogender Atlantian bird persons. That's just science.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Even Jordan is sitting in front of KZbin and says "hey, that's crazy" And then he gets his notepad out and tries to outdo alex Jones again, so that Spirit Science STAYS the Number one Resource of Woo-Insanity in the world and does not lose that title and status to Infowars :-p

[@thorsday121]

I wish I could live in the world that exists in the head of Alex Jones.

[@beayn]

I think that would be a very scary place.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

I'll pass, that man seems to be genuinely terrified, 24/7.

[@Varmithis]

You do live in that world.

[@buppington]

You mean the Twilight Zone?

[@Varmithis]

Comrade Canary is a collectivist shill for the banking elites.

[@HotblackDesiat042]

This work of fantasy sounds better than anything Hollywood writers have come up with over the past decade. Perhaps he should be given a film deal.

[@fishbot9902]

or maybe Hollywood writers needs drugs of the hallucinogenic kind

[@norseko]

One of the greats.... Sounds like Richard Feynman :-P

[@pdoylemi]

This gem from the same guy who did a serious interview with a guy claiming that NASA has child sex slave colonies on Mars!

[@mikuhatsunegoshujin]

NASA is establishing ancap utopia on Mars as we speak.

[@samael1981]

If you don't believe in the state then you must favor raping children. It's only logical.

[@beayn]

In his defense, he says he doesn't agree with that guy. I thought I believed he was playing a character like people say until watching this clip because nobody can put a word salad together that well on the fly.

[@mikuhatsunegoshujin]

Sam Levin >ancaps want to abolish the state >not replace the state with company approved private state(tm) firm (c) all rights reserved

[@pdoylemi]

+beayn That's no defense. I watched the interview, and while I admit that Jones voiced some skepticism about the claims, he gave them a hearing as if they were not completely insane. He never asked basic questions even, like when were the launches? Why put child sex slaves on Mars? Aren't they a bit hard to access there? Where did they get the budget? Aren't there easier cheaper places to hide it, like an underwater habitat? Who's going there, how much are they paying?

[@AnkushNarula]

When you have no conscience, you can be a stable genius at anything.

[@xeanthomas5231]

Much like Libtards and Democucks?

[@dnomyarnostaw]

The r e a l l y big problem with this, is that 30% of Americans are going to try to make sense of this.

[@robertlynn4709]

The same 30% who believed the Russians interfered in the election and elected Trump.

[@dnomyarnostaw]

Umm - I suggest an Edit there. Trump supporters DON'T believe the Russians interfered, and especially assisted Trump's cause.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

+Based Thucydides So what? Why should anyone care about an IQ test? How about if I tell you people with college degrees are better than those without? Yeah, let's see how much you care about credentials then. How about caring about REAL physical harms: billions of human non-vegetarians who rape/breed & torture to death billions of animals needlessly? And Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW).

[@LPVince94]

Deny IQ? What are you on about? That's like saying, that there is a growing movement to deny the imperial system, when you actually mean to say that there is a substantial amount of people that believes abandoning it in favor of the metric system holds some advantages. The IQ is a rather unreliable tool to quantify the intelligence of a person.

[@ardaricus1566]

@@LPVince94 Why is it unreliable? And what would you suggest as an improvement?

[@hoodiesticks]

Set it to 0.75x speed for the full "Drunk uncle rambling" experience.

[@dats3]

Watch at 2x speed. It's hilarious. Also, the look on Joe Rogan's face is priceless.

[@Bigslam1993]

Set to 1.25 or even 1.5 for the full nutty paranoid experience.

[@NonDelusional74611]

Aw come on! It was just getting good...

[@Mechthorian]

Exactly what color pill is this?

[@RobbyRaccoon]

Mandalore Dash Brown, for bullshit

[@tabularasa0606]

Rainbow, he mixes all colors and it gets messy. (They'll end up brown after they've mixed)

[@nedrawtheworkingclasslefty3636]

BobbyBaboon Winner! 😂

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

I don't know what color it is but it must be some heavy shit. It's like if LSD smoked some crack and huffed some paint.

[@mikelord93]

Paul TheSkeptic it's like some LSD did some shrooms that smoked Crack that did heroin

[@getrikkityrekt7252]

When you drop LSD before an interview.

[@GEdwardsPhilosophy]

Alex Jones is Jacques Derrida's spirit twin.

[@SargonofAkkad]

Good to see you putting some real science up, for a change.

[@anticorncob6]

LOL! I didn't know you watched king crocoduck! Wait... didn't you two have a conversation?

[@Huskymax]

Sargon of Akkad is that a joke sargon? Alex Jones is a complete schizophrenic, just listen to him he's talking complete shit.

[@almcdonald8676]

Of course it’s a joke. How can you seriously ask that? Are you immune to sarcasm?

[@ultramarine0123]

Sargon of Akkad you should do a live show with Alex jones

[@garretburrow]

You know, Sargon...you would be blown away by the sheer amount of historical content Alex has consumed over his lifetime...people think he's crazy, & that's just ignorant.

[@NathanielHarari]

Lol, to quote Hitchens: "People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign and selling pencils from a cup."

[@greenlizardballs]

CAUTION: this will make sense if you are high

[@dino-joe]

Can confirm, this lecture by Prof Jones helped me get that sweet 90 on yesterday’s E&M exam

[@victordanielcatalan1808]

Remember, this guy has 2 million subscribers.

[@jake1996able]

Victor Daniel Catalan I seriously wonder, what his listeners think in moments like these. I mean come on, even they must see the crazy, when it jumps right at their faces...

[@lukapopovic5802]

Jake K. Oh, believe my in my country there are people who believe in a lot crazier conspiracy theories. They believe Jesus Christ was our nationality, Alexander the great also, our ancestors had empire from Japan to Atlantic ocean, that 40 Roman empires were our nationality, that god exists, Adam and Eve also, but that our people created them, we are not the chosen people, we made the god. They also believe Atlantide existed and our people lived there.

[@lukapopovic5802]

Victor Daniel Catalan So, there are a lot of people who believe in way worse things than this.

[@WraithOfMan]

And now you know exactly what it feels like for me to hear a Far Left Progressive speak! :D

[@roboninja3194]

And every last one of them is an uneducated weirdo that has too much time on their hands xD

[@Cornwall1888]

“They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out” I know where it’s coming out of and it’s not in scientific papers it’s coming out his ass

[@rhymeswithteeth]

Recent evidence has come to light that proves Alex's theory.

[@Cornwall1888]

@@rhymeswithteeth sure buddy, where?

[@AnonimAnonim-of8km]

@@Cornwall1888 Secret Mental Institution, ward number √i

[@gm683]

Someone give this man a Nobel prize.

[@rhymeswithteeth]

Absolutely. His contributions to the advancement of mankind are unparalleled.

[@Hn-zu1qu]

while factually incorrect, it is rather impressive that he maintains proper syntax of the English Language, unlike the postmodern hucksters.

[@twstdelf]

hahaha, that guy's such a trip.

[@AtheusStarstuff]

Made 3 or so very shorts making fun of Baby alex. mike

[@OneEyedJack01]

Glad you can laugh, but there are a lot of people that go to him as a primary information source. It scares me.

[@twstdelf]

Oh, I completely agree with you.

[@bcreason]

OneEyedJack01 Including President Trump. Scary.

[@caydenmarlowedefusco6798]

twstdelf 7

[@naterivers6107]

I'd ask for the source, but I don't think context is really going to help here.

[@ultravidz]

Lmfao I died reading the title knowing exactly what clip this would be 😂

[@cainthebraindrain7056]

If he's making it up as he goes that takes talent though

[@andyisdead]

😂

[@henryellis9390]

I would say that it still makes more sense than Spirit Science, but I'm not sure if that's even true. At least he's not talking about space Jews.

[@mrlint0]

Mell Brooks would like to have a word:)

[@jake1996able]

Don't be to optimistic. Someday he surely will.

[@NathanielHarari]

He's basically the angry version of Spirit Science. :D

[@spiderfan1974]

Henry Ellis It's stoner talk Jones is having a "green" day. If you know what I mean "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more".

[@eigengrau867]

Alex Jones has to be more careful in his wording: it's Space Bankers.

[@WaveSound123]

I'm over general relativity , i want to study his theory

[@adamtaylor1739]

Suddenly real physics is sooooo boring

[@panda_phat]

Joe's face during this clip was hilarious, I'm so glad he let him keep rambling

[@astrophonix]

That's not Alex Jones, it's a gay frog impersonating him.

[@Number0neSon]

That's some serious Sarah Palin-level sentence structure.

[@joetheconch]

Perhaps a tin foil hat would help.

[@citronfrais]

Humphrey Pushkart I tried that too. The tinfoil hat just went "Hufflepuff!" and died.

[@joetheconch]

Gadzooks! I should have mentioned, KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MICROWAVE!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"Perhaps a tin foil hat would help." LOL! True!

[@MultiAsdag]

This was the best JRE podcast ever. Joe's face at the end of the rant was so hilarious

[@cf3714]

"No more drugs for him. No Jamie, don't give him any more." -Joe Rogan

[@GegoXaren]

_"According to the more conservative cosmologists, an alien superpower - maybe a collective of Kardashev Type Three galaxy-spanning civilizations - is running a timing channel attack on the computational ultrastructure of space-time itself, trying to break through to whatever's underneath."_ If you know where that is from... Also: oh gawd.

[@sumofalln00bs10]

Don't Stross me out I'll never get it.

[@GegoXaren]

eris discord +1

[@mrlint0]

Is this conservative "Sprirt Science"

[@RetroBackslash]

As much as it pains me to say, Jones is making Spirit Science look like Stephen Hawkings on a good day!

[@kinxofsepluv]

@ Lint Hasenpfeffer I thought the exact same thing.

[@Gibson1961SG]

Please continue the science wars soon! Thanks again!

[@Euph_-v-]

I bet that he just blew your mind with all his stunning revelations in the field.

[@danieladiaphorist1308]

Doctorate in fine arts?

[@KingCrocoduck]

don't be ridiculous, it'll be in lesbian dance therapy

[@frankanonymous3766]

King Crocoduck Hahahahahaha

[@komolunanole8697]

Wtf is he talking about?

[@bowlsallbroken]

He doesn't know

[@VoxPhD]

“They’re proving it. It’ll all coming out.” ...Thank you Dr. Jones.

[@mattrey1236]

I was failing my AP Physics 2 class until I watched this video. Now I can see the points of tension and merge with the robots in the 7th dimension.

[@rhymeswithteeth]

Don't forget to wear your hip waders.

[@datmanydocris]

Joe's face at 0:45 pretty much sums up this whole segment.

[@ruirodtube]

Alex Jones is like an onion of bullcrap, all twelve layers of it 😂

[@professorhank2593]

I need to save this for the days when my class asks why they have to study science.

[@geinikan1kan]

It all becomes so clear when Jones says it.

[@iamgoddard]

"There's 12 dimensions with gravity leaking in... IT'S ADMITTED!"

[@Chaosism]

Listened to this twice trying to make sense of it... Damn that was a mistake; my brain hurts doubly. :(

[@DeconvertedMan]

Chaosism inverse the polarization of the fifth chockra then put your nose into the ice. When you learn the unlearn you can see.

[@Folkmjolk]

it made perfect sense, i don't understand what made people confused. i think alex is wrong about this stuff since it's impossible to prove, but it made sense.

[@avinashreji60]

Folkmjolk Stop being nice he’s stupid

[@KillerandUndertaker]

Basically daemons want to use human consciousness to get out of The Matrix™ but if humans can ascend to the 5th dimension then they can use there god power to stop the government from turning the friggin frogs gay.

[@pilgrimpater]

Chaosism Me too and the worst thing is I can't unhear it.

[@michaelcrawford4940]

He's making it up as he goes along!

[@tbotwest]

THAT - WAS - AWESOME. Don't ever change Alex

[@jake1996able]

Please, someone needs to make a dubstep remix of that shit.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

There's only a billion of them. kzbin.info/www/bejne/onOai3djoJinY8U

[@jake1996able]

Paul TheSkeptic No I mean this particularly one here.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Well, with this one, I don't see how. He talks for 2 minutes straight without a comma. Most edm is made up of short sounds repeated again and again.

[@daephx]

like most edm alot of those are shit. I'm imagining more atmospheric progression similar to some of those alan watts remix videos, but then building up into a dark crescendo with either some wubs or hybrid orchestral elements. maybe it could pull in other videos for some higher energy moments, as long as its not crappy loops like the link provided

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

You seem to be describing actual music.

[@klobiforpresident2254]

King Crocoduck - when he talks about levels and consciousness he sounds a lot like Spirit Science. If you have never watched it … they invented the Space Jews™. That's all that needs to be said.

[@everythingman987]

When he said “I’m kinda retarded” I was like yeah Alex, for once I agree with you.

[@dagfinnhobk7678]

My brain just bled a little. Congratulations on the 1M views, though!

[@WildwoodClaire1]

I see why you stopped at 2:05. Anymore of THAT and many in your audience would have literally died laughing. Alex is even funnier than SpiritScience.

[@Drew_McTygue]

Nice work KC! Sometimes it's best to be quiet, and let people debunk themselves.

[@senselessnothing]

Dude is well known to go on ad lib insane rants to get attention, that doesn't discredit anything else he has to say.

[@--Lam]

Sargon's in a lawsuit after posting a video just like this one, so... ;)

[@JoaoMariaNunes]

that works with average , and geniuos guys...but the stupid ones ... they will understand him...lol

[@roidroid]

Thats probably what someone said at the start of this guy's "career". People decided to let him talk, that was decades ago. He has never shut up since.

[@chrimony]

@Tasos: Actually, it does. Never take anything Alex Jones says at face value. Not that he can't be right, but he's garbage as a primary source.

[@wombat2248]

Thank you Alex it’s all so much clearer now !

[@generaljackripper666]

So long as Alex Jones continues to exist, we are well and truly a free country.

[@paulosullivan3472]

Err I think m theory suggests there are 11 dimensions. So he didn't even manage to get that right? Seriously this guy is batshit crazy....

[@infinitysalinity7981]

Probably doesn't even know what a dimension is. 😂

[@Folkmjolk]

it's not that crazy, most religious people believe crazier shit than him, you can't tell me that this isn't more plausible than Mohammed riding a winged horse to the moon after he died.

[@jake1996able]

Folkmjolk True. But there one little but significant difference: You can actually understand what is written in those books. But Alex Jones. Wooosh... He is in some different universe at every level of his being, to the point where he often just utters word salad.

[@aeroscience9834]

Paul O'Sullivan keep in mind no extra dimensions have been experimentally verified. I believe different versions of string 'theory' (really hypothesis) give different results for the number, so there's no universal agreed upon amount.

[@BoombeRain]

Ooooooooooookay.

[@SvedkaCatkin]

Good thing you cut where you did, I was about to start banging my head into the wall.

[@justinysnerdbrother8819]

And people say there is no one like Richard Feynman for our generation

[@6038am]

acid is one hell of a drung

[@standoughope]

I'm drung right now, f'in yager bombs man!

[@Astrostevo]

"Below the 3rd dimension?" What's that 2 D? Falls a bit flat. (world.)

[@hans-joachimbierwirth4727]

Down on flat earth, below the dome!

[@aarjavik123]

Gud 1

[@joelcraig9803]

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[@mysticalsoulqc]

he got it... finally ..top of the charts.

[@TheJamieRamone]

0:00 - 2:05: every conspiracy theorist EVAR!

[@unicornep1818]

You just don't hear old western gibberish like this every day. It's like science mad-libs. Pip pip (the middle pip is a secret member of the illuminate)

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

LOL! Old 1848 Alaskan gold prospector gibberish!

[@roanhielkema5714]

Why did you upload this vid? I'm sitting here with a bloody flu/pneumonia combo and laughing my guts out frigging hurts. Thanks very bloody much!

[@pauladam8516]

That first few sentences actually makes a lot of sense... interesting

[@elevadon]

Alex Jones 2020!

[@kevinmorin7674]

Never go full David Avocado Wolfe...

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

You mean David Chocolate Sun Wolfe? Yeah - that asshole owes me a sun made of chocolate.

[@MillaJanick]

Everything is so clear now!

[@AD-df5tm]

I love how he just casually throws out "and that's dark matter" after that Bashit crazy explanation haha.