when you have a REALLY good turn in a card game

[@LilGhostlyX_X]

This is how my mom uses coupons at Walmart: This is what it sounds like to the cashier:

[@zekeledesma48]

underrated comment

[@thisguyispeculiar]

True dat XD

[@floorcat7985]

So underrated

[@zombieedrea]

former cashier here. this is 10000% what it sounds like and at that point i pretty much just want to give them the shit for free so they'll go away lmao.

[@_Stormfather]

As a former cashier, people who do that are the worst and should be banned from the store

[@r3dsunl1ght15]

“Ok, you can stop now. You win.” “No, no. I want to see how much I beat you by.”

[@J3Puffin]

I cannot tell you how many times my friends and I have said this in some context. Magic, YuGiOh, DND, the Touhou TCG…so many “wait let me add up my overkill real quick” moments…

[@Borchert97]

@@J3Puffin I was doing an OTK in Yugioh and had to go and see how much damage I could actually do and I did 60k damage to my friend LOL

[@TheNeilBlack]

@@J3Puffin One of the worst things about MTG Arena is that people will concede right in the middle of your really good turn and you don't get the satisfaction of seeing their health number drop deep into the negatives.

[@TheNeilBlack]

@GorillaRed85 Yep. Always let them finish. It's the greatest feeling when you get to pull off the thing your deck is built around doing, and I wouldn't deny them that satisfaction.

[@RavenMobile]

You're one of the good ones. I do the same thing in Chess when my opponent wants to get the mate, but I can't win. Let them have their fun... and frankly I can't count the number of times these players make a mistake and allow me to get a Stalemate draw! That's always good .for a snicker and head-shake. Especially when they have a huge lead, 7 pieces to your solo King or whatever.

[@anything6833]

When your friend keeps doing combos, but you’re new so don’t know if he’s cheating

[@mrshadow7085]

Lol

[@asabrunk47]

yashveer Wassan good job with correct use of your and you’re I commend you

[@oathy]

DaPinkBublé why so toxic he was complementing him

[@anything6833]

@@asabrunk47 Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

[@kidrenyui384]

@@asabrunk47 he used it properly lmao

[@johkonut]

I used to think, "wow what a high production value for this video" but now I think sungwon actually tried to make a cow milking card game and decided to just use it for a video

[@joelmcknight9995]

Now that you point this out I can’t unsee it

[@abbycollins]

Actually, the yetee actually made merch based off these cards! I came here from the store, an officially liscened version of Legendairy!

[@MarcTelang]

I don't think so because if he was making a card game why would the cards have a magic the gathering back

[@bocasuja22]

@@MarcTelang this is actually a common practice for home made cards,you just buy cheap mtc cards tu use as backings.

[@2stral]

​@@MarcTelang...prototyping?

[@IndigoTowerProfessor]

The one counter to his whole turn is the "lactose intolerant card"

[@Humanresouces]

That would mean all cheese and milk type damage are reverted back to the other player.

[@druvbopanna5879]

Lactolerant mirror force.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

That’s what happens when you believe in the heart of the cards

[@priscillajimenez27]

Oh SNAP

[@-spicy_avocados4678]

“You have activated my trap card, bad gas! Since I have lactose intolerant on the battlefield, it triples the damage and I win”

[@agh9224]

It’s all fun and games until the cheese factory does a somersault

[@shinysilverstardust]

* sings: "cheese factory" on sweet victory melody because of your icon *

[@dieg2063]

Vegans run in fear

[@RenegadeScooter]

Yet I have Vegan level 100 because I started eating vegan at a young age, allowing me just enough time to hone my vegan craft. I now possess the ability to summon any cheese alternative I want. Therefore, A SOMERSAULTING CHEESE FACTORY AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME.

[@invictus7736]

@@RenegadeScooter But I thought vegans don't eat cheese?

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@invictus7736 Some do,some don't.

[@FarmingSimulator]

We were able to follow with the cow thing.

[@Nibbi106]

Put this in ur game

[@wyattb.5070]

1st to say 1st!

[@wheresmyspegit]

Wow

[@CourtneyIsLovely]

Please do this LMAO

[@deathzark7632]

Why tf are you here?

[@1LoveGame2]

When your opponent literaly uses a "cheese deck" to win a match.

[@werallgonnadi3035]

you just blew my mind

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

you just blew.. me

[@Dragosmom.]

Seek seek lest?

[@premiumheadpats4150]

LMFAO!

[@F1restorm66]

I just now realized that that might be the joke here

[@ze_tro1868]

This the true definition of how teachers want you to answer a easy question

[@yadatada5556]

Bruh im dead this comment is actually underrated

[@9bladesofice]

What was the author thinking when he wrote this passage? Answer: Something like the video that's crazy. What the author actually probably thought about: How can I connect these thoughts in either a clear way, or a way to look extremely clever.

[@user-re9zb9dr4n]

_s w e a t s_

[@victory1883]

I'm going to define this as pain to my therapist

[@mystic2307]

Pls no.....

[@signedtundragaming2089]

This man has created a cheese empire in one turn. How.

[@TheSteelSoulGuy]

Its that damn good work ethic

[@kekyoin1261]

@@TheSteelSoulGuy good job

[@Nikkigishi]

God powers

[@bradostrowski4870]

Forget empire he created a cheese Galaxy

[@Nikkigishi]

@@bradostrowski4870 yes yes he has

[@deangully1959]

Keep in mind, hes still in the preparations phase. The attack phase is not in sight. The only one that is, *The cheese tasting phase*

[@Pehz63]

Cheesus Christ.

[@tinle9]

That's a marsala damage

[@betatester9469]

Wait,the fact that he has the black bree means he is playing the controversial 1996 edition so if he plays the dairy diner in the cheese tasting phase he can jump straight to the attack phase which multiplies his colorless cheese chakras by 5

[@nightmare-ps8mm]

Legend has it he's still hasn't got all the cheeze

[@FuneralParty-rsf]

Totaly Yugioh online nowadays 1st turn 3 seconds 4 cards in hand 1 card on the field, same turn later 10 cards in hand 10 cards on the field 20 cards in the graveyard 10 cards left on deck, opponent left a while back.

[@nicoarrigoni3898]

My uncle is a MTG og and still loves it to this day so whenever we have a family reunion or something like that he asks me if I wanna play a few matches. I’m not the best at it but it’s so funny to see him going extremely into detail explaining his turns. He probably has more fun than me playing it but it’s still nice little memories.

[@YesIts_Sam]

This was so sweet to read, thank you for sharing. ❤

[@kilianfirebolt]

My dad is a MTG og he still has a black lotus and some other rare old cards. He used to do tournaments in germany

[@Sasuhinagirl1]

Sounds like an adorable version of yugioh 😂

[@emperornapoleon6204]

That’s awesome! I’ve been playing since 2012 and recently got into Old School MTG. Epic format!

[@SPG69]

Wholesome 100

[@sevenaries]

The worst is when they surrender before you can unleash the whole combo

[@justarandomdude3050]

Yeah, it's rlly so bad, my friends just say I cheated and let me restart the whole game and when they almost won, they quarrel and restart the whole game again

[@ChibiTails]

@@justarandomdude3050 Sounds like your friends need to grow a pair and learn some sportsmanship.

[@justarandomdude3050]

@@ChibiTails yep, i told my teacher today, card games, video games, even sports, he told me i need to get some real friends

[@williamstoneman6977]

@@justarandomdude3050 did you tell your teacher to teach a real subject?

[@justarandomdude3050]

@@williamstoneman6977 nah, just a break, our teacher gave us a break for 30 minutes to play

[@danielvan12]

You know it's a fantasy game because the dairy driver gets a raise for his good work ethic.

[@captainupbeat6712]

Plus, is this guy seriously paying tolls with his own wages? Any respectable trucking company compensates drivers for any unavoidable expenses, like fuel and tolls. In fact, don't most toll roads just take down your company information and bill them? Idk how it works but my guy should definitely not be spending his own money for tolls.

[@robinlinh]

@@captainupbeat6712 he get compensated later, but this is a one turn kill combo, he can't wait for another turn.

[@mymum2775]

999

[@MrYsosad]

indeed it is a fantasy in the western capitalist countries

[@armadillolover99]

@@captainupbeat6712 I mean, who said dairy driver isn’t self employed?

[@mariasullivan493]

“I don’t think that card’s even legal anymore.” LMAO

[@emiles8871]

Yu-Gi-Oh flashback

[@Jonymankitty]

It's actually a reference to a Magic the Gathering card "Black Lotus". Infamous for being the most expensive MtG card, but literally giving you only 3 colorless mana... but it's also illegal in tournaments

[@TheMyuken]

@@Jonymankitty it's mostly illegal because with it and a good combo you can win turn 1 before the opponent could even play

[@akio3748]

MTG flashbacks

[@drowsyCoffee]

@@TheMyuken That sounds like most of Yugioh's strong decks. Seems like all card games are destined to degrade into pure OTK nonsense

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

And now, 5 years later, Holy Cow has been revealed for Outlaws of Thunder Junction, bringing us one step closer to being able to create somersaulting cheese factories

[@danielcurren2119]

Don’t forget the cheese stands alone!

[@lunondisposable5382]

I'm pretty sure there's at least a few cards in the Un-sets that trigger when you spin a card 360 degrees around

[@TheScreamingFedora]

I just pulled that card the other day lmao

[@nodot17]

​@@danielcurren2119 I misinterpreted cheese STANDs for sec

[@KomoliRihyoh]

Buddy, you're not gonna believe this, but-

[@justincider6940]

2 days later he’s like: “that’s just the beginning of your defeat”

[@Senpai_Azuru]

"Just let me have my turn!!" XDDD

[@matika444]

"And now that I have 285 027 284 274 cheese, I unlock the cheese skyscraper which gives me 1000 more cheese output and 50 attack bonus"

[@10DollarAssassin]

“Then with the cheese skyscraper I can make a important meeting and get 5 work ethic cards and 20 dairy dollars. I then use the dairy dollars to buy the cheesasaurus rex as a marketing technique. The cheesasaurus gets me 30 extra dairy dollars and allows me to build the cheese planet. I make the cheese planet a tourist attraction and it gets 15 dairy dollars. Then I bring the cheesasaurus to the cheese planet and make Jurassic cheese getting me not only a big cheesasaurus getting me 20 attack but it also give me the ultimate cheese. I use the ultimate cheese on your cards to get them on my side. I then use the cheesy impostor card and now I have 100 attack. I then use my impostor to bring down your buildings then that is only the middle of ur defeat”

[@Senpai_Azuru]

"Why are we still playi----"

[@wakeeb3615]

“I’m gonna go home I’ll be back in a few weeks” “Good that’s all the time I need to set up the cheese marketing phase

[@sluggknight7130]

Me : * goes easy on my brother * Brother : you're so bad at this game lol Also me :

[@DylTheRetroDemon]

Also me:Well now I am not doing it >:(

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903]

This is the moment he knew He fucked up. OK I'm so cringe I'm out

[@ProfRainestorm]

"Ahhh so you have chosen...DEATH"

[@Tururu134]

@@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903 cringe

[@RelicOnYoutube]

The fact that this man censored the gun to get monetized amazes me

[@cunucky]

So smart though, one little blur can switch from 0 dollars to thousands. Good catch btw! I didn't even connect the two :)

[@calamorta]

companies are weird, 50 years ago they were fine with racism, kids with guns, sexism etc, but now they get pissed for such small things (such as cursing or guns) can't we reach a good thing for both??

[@ashclark2337]

@@calamorta Bruh 50 years ago people were segregated and gun laws were out of control.

[@not4coforyou375]

RagDollRat well rip Gordon Ramsey then

[@Coffee_Guy]

@RagDollRat it helps to keep the bot from seeing it

[@YawgmothWasRight]

I can't believe they made a real Magic card out of this skit

[@jackeea_]

Dairy Cow - {G} - 2/1 Creature - Cow Grazing type (This creature enters with five milk counters for each Forest and/or Plant you control)

[@drchicken2477]

Well. "real"

[@Darkchipper07]

Right 😂

[@zatrioxjet7170]

"Hey, you ever played that new card game?" "Yeah, had one game with a friend of mine." "Oh, so you must know the basics, then." "Not really, it was his turn first, and in that one turn he played half the cards in the deck, built an entire cheese empire and I lost for some reason. And that turn took about an hour to end."

[@gonzalosoto272]

Underrated comment

[@bastion5686]

Modern day yugioh in a nutshell. I remember when we just attacked with 1800 attack monsters, and your friend got 1900 attack monsters to attack your 1800 attack monsters, but then you pulled out 2000 attack monsters, and then they pulled out the 2400 attack goblin attack force, but then it had 0 defence so you killed it with kuriboh! Then they attacked it with their blue eyes white dragon and you died, that was fun.

[@ferakin]

@@bastion5686 Ah, remember when Jinzo was like a big fucking deal...

[@tpat90]

@@ferakin Good times

[@cacsm_]

100th like

[@stugreen721]

"Oh do you want to try out this new card game?" "I don't know man, it seems kinda complicated" "It's actually quite simple" *Starts a whole cheese production factory in one move*

[@Justme-fz1ng]

Hahaha

[@MrClaeb-lf7mp]

Ok your turn Sells a rock

[@TheFlameHaze1]

This was my experience with magic Never again.

[@chrishansen1842]

Me to anyone who doesn't know how Yu-Gi-Oh works

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

You sounded like @ceavegaming when you said that

[@FlipaDipDipp]

"Somersaulting cheesefactory" is now a term we use among friends when someone's turn gets out of hand :'D

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

What was the biggest turn you or one of your friends made?

[@arwin1794]

A 30 minute long chain lol

[@seth2250]

@@arwin1794 A guy I used to play with once took an hour long turn in EDH, I responded with an hour and a half

[@Jpx0999]

@@arwin1794 did he achevied the chesse tasting phase?

[@Elvalley]

I once told a friend if he ever planned to move to the Cheese Tasting Phase. He didn't get it, but the rest of us did.

[@HupfderFloh]

1:48 Cheesus Christ

[@ackee39]

Can we all appreciate this man made an entire card game about cheese for this one video

[@ColeJ_23]

Moogic: The Grazing is featured in way more than one video...

[@ColeJ_23]

@Yevgeny Allen Kristoffe Alverio Well yeah, it’s a very in-depth game. But he made the card game itself for more than one video, if it was limited to this one we’d never have been graced with Count Cornelius Cheddar or Brie Breaker

[@ComicFan83]

I want to buy this so fucking bad.

[@bluecapybara123]

Lol

[@ackee39]

this got 1k likes what im just happy enough people still watch this for a recent comment to get 1k in 2 weeks lol

[@nocontentatall1858]

In one turn, he went from milking cows to being dairy president of the galactic health organization.

[@inyoface5456]

Of the *lactic* health organization

[@rayyanrafat5547]

That's the best comment here...wait for a month until u get a thousands of likes...

[@rsodrealm]

Perfect

[@jayinterrobang]

@@rayyanrafat5547 bEeN a MoNtH bUdDy

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@grfrjiglstan]

I just got into card games and this is so accurate. The fact you have to explain every step out loud really makes you feel like an anime character explaining their overcomplicated attack.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Yeah I love it so much

[@NFITC1]

It's a rule of CCGs. The rules are already so convoluted that you have to explain your reasoning.

[@Imadumbdoodoohead]

When you go infinite in EDH it feels like an anime character doing their finisher. Double style points if the combo involves your commander.

[@michaelkincannon4482]

"I play Pot of Greed! This allows me to draw two more cards!" me, 2022, a mtg player who doesn't know a thing about yu-gi-oh

[@Familiarpossessedjules]

For me it depends on who I'm playing. If it's ny roommates I explain every move since they don't know what most of my cards do but if it's other friends of mine they already know what everything does so there's less explaining more slapping cards on the table

[@timedragon5492]

As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duelists, this is exactly how it feels every match. I'm NOT saying that ironically.

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

Yeah it is kinda difficult bc konami can only try so hard to catch people up to the correct skill level before they try online. Especially when you take into account the banlist nonsense they have going on over there 😅

[@ZE.brigitte]

POT OF GREED

[@AceTrainerLupi]

D/D/D moment

[@PashaandDrosha]

Good Work Ethics = United We Stand

[@Drago651]

Yeah

[@thestraywonderer]

This is every yugioh episode ever someone just starts making up shit and does like 10 things in one turn

[@NStripleseven]

Pretty much

[@demonintellect9834]

@Luis E. T. A. its is now sadly. Back in the day you had to build good decks to do this shit. Now the starter decks are like "Do you wanna win in 1 turn because you bore your opponent to death because 1 turn takes 20 minutes?"

[@jackt6453]

@@demonintellect9834 Play Yu Gi-Oh duel links. Spend 500 dollars on cards to find that one rare one so you can annoy all of the 10 year olds looking for fun by winning in 2 turns and destroy all of their deck because Konami refuse to fix broken decks. I went on a diet to distance myself from that game.

[@LumiLunar]

DESTROY THE MOON

[@thestraywonderer]

Anyone remember radakai

[@residentorama9058]

Friend: cmon lets play a game the rules are simple Also my friend:

[@homuraakemi103]

Always carry a way around this. Or play fast enough where they can’t do this (yeah, there’s a reason they stopped bothering to make the Black Lotus balanced. Not even discarding your hand completely invalidated free mana)...

[@50subswithnovids28]

Plot twist: You don't have any friends

[@dillpickles3046]

Me: wait wat

[@robertdicke7249]

I just taught someone how to play and within 1 hour they were just as capable with my decks as I am, the implications of which terrified me as it either proved my ineptitude or i may have created a monster and put him on the war path.

[@Matthew_Murray]

I've seen every episode of Yu-gi-oh, I will gladly watch 30 minutes of him setting up the cheese tasting phase

[@1_Trident]

I dropped out season 2 with the Egypt dude

[@kimberlyjolley3313]

You mad man

[@nob7268]

same

[@leonsgaming8123]

I've seen all of the episodes ending with the last episode of vrains

[@person3962]

@@1_Trident BRO REALLY? BUT MARIK’S ARC WAS THE FUNNIEST ESPECIALLY IF YOU WATCHED YUGIOH ABRIDGED 💀

[@WiggyWamWam]

I just now realized how much work he put into these cards, like he really made whole cards with readable text and everything

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

And they're laminated. Or at least have that sticky foil on it.

[@ArloStuff]

Man, I miss Magic. It's that moment when you're holding up a full hand, you get a dumb little smirk on your face, you take a deep breath and start with "Okay..." and everyone at the table sighs and groans.

[@Valtharr]

HOLY SHIT! I didn't expect to see you here, Arlo!

[@bluerious5475]

Arlo WOAH! Arlo, you’re here! You watch Pro ZD?

[@_traximundar_3165]

There is a special place in hell for super complicated and long combos players

[@connorinfinity7486]

Well i certaintly didn't know you were into this kinda stuff, arlo

[@arieltkotz4877]

Then go play arena! It's really that good.

[@jake3138]

“I don’t think that card's even legal anymore” Bruh XD

[@NitrousDragon]

@Derek Glasscock Nobody plays standard *willingly. They just sometimes happen to have an all standard deck and of course face planeswalker who also happens to have one as well.

[@fcfuturewaffleaha8997]

It was a reference to the black Lotas card

[@aidanwalsh6266]

300th like

[@kaiservilhelm7731]

I love how the quote implies that the card was actually legal at some point. XD

[@PassiveWealth]

666 likes so I must refrain

[@Geodeee]

Its a lethal attack if hes lactose intolerant

[@RockWithAntlers]

Depends if hes asian or not

[@TheGobin]

@@RockWithAntlers depends on if the milk is expired

[@alfi3d943]

True

[@RockWithAntlers]

@@TheGobin either way, he will have a stomach ache

[@TheGobin]

@@RockWithAntlers and extreme shitting problems

[@LucasTabor-y9e]

The dairy cow is finally here in actual magic! Just as the prophecies foretold

[@calb9448]

I love the description for Big Gun "it's a big-ass gun, double attack, bitch" and Good Work Ethic "good job"

[@mxtoastytoad]

Wait, how do you know? The description was censored.

[@calb9448]

@@mxtoastytoad When he gives Dairy Driver a raise, you can see the gun card in the upper right corner of the screen, uncensored

[@FlurarInuyi]

Black Brie literally just said "holy shit"

[@stas4017]

even better, it says "... double attack, bich"

[@mxtoastytoad]

@@stas4017 Ever so coincidentally, I had a dream yesterday where i said b*tch without a "t." Completely pointless, but interesting nonetheless.

[@J0hnB09]

“And here we go, the black Brie” “I don’t think that card is even legal anymore” well this isn’t a tournament, so it’s legal.

[@patrickwilbanks9716]

Pay no mind to the 4 archbound ravagers and 4 urzatrons in my deck. It's all legal!!

[@ponderinggoneamuck3374]

This is my friend every time we play yugioh: “well this isn’t a tournament, so all cards are legal.”

[@JedKni]

In the words of grunkle Stan “anything is legal when the cops aren’t around”

[@nakupovani1]

@@JedKni *YES*

[@JedKni]

nakupovani1 ah I see your a person of culture as well

[@mr.feghouli403]

This man really created a whole card game out of nothing for a skit

[@Praisethesunson]

He actually did it for 80 dairy dollars

[@ItsRaitisLV]

This is an actual game popular in my home country Latvia

[@egdaobregon5816]

@@ItsRaitisLV PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS CALLED I MUST KNOW

[@james-ud9lp]

And to promote Magic the Gathering as that is an actual card game

[@alexB30741]

@@james-ud9lp ya I’m so siked for kaldheim!!!

[@yesimchar]

dairy cow exists in magic now with the dairy counters and everything. we've arived at our final form

[@dylanesalame]

i never thought i’d hear “now with a somersaulting cheese factory”

[@fluffyeevee383]

I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun!

[@Xorberax]

This is the first documented occurrence of this phrase coming into existence.

[@Xorberax]

We are literally making history.

[@badabing9402]

R/Brandnewsentence

[@kirdiekirdie]

It was a tap summersault because it was tapped 4 times and each tap is 90 degrees so you get a full circle.

[@highertide7315]

This man actually made descriptions for the cards. That’s dedication.

[@schrottinator]

and he forgot the mana costs.

[@Lu4455]

“good job”

[@briishbruvver]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate how he actually made and laminated these cards.

[@derschokokuchen9410]

He doesn't made these cards. That's how yugioh looks nowadays

[@kikimdo]

Probably worth loads in the secondary market

[@Bailanat0r]

Needs to publish this game. I would play.

[@DruNature]

@@derschokokuchen9410 lmao what1!! good one dude

[@garlicsalt317]

@@derschokokuchen9410 it's magic the gathering bro

[@Dmanrules42]

Dude, Dairy Cow got turned into a real card! Super cool!

[@longbeing]

I love the implication that despite all the shenanigans required to set it up, the Black Brie is not only actually good, but so good it's illegal.

[@QuickQuips]

Pretty sure it's a Black Lotus card from mtg reference.

[@Rubiktor012]

In MTG there's a card named Black Lotus that when played generates 3 colorless mana. This card is banned in tournaments.

[@codecody4442]

@@Rubiktor012 Black lotus adds three mana of any ONE color actually.

[@Rubiktor012]

@@codecody4442 idk I've only heard about the card, never used it so I might've gotten mixed up

[@dabestgrimmreaper4]

Also it's an artifact that's tappable, which some cards state pay 1-2 mana to untap target artifact. Repeat that a few million times and it's game over unless someone can protection from your color or block all creatures, or just destroy and or counter it.

[@mindstormcomics]

The best part of this is imagining you spending like an hour making each and every one of those cards and going out of your way to make them look real enough.

[@benjaminmacdavid9359]

There is a website that lets you make your own cards... 😂

[@mindstormcomics]

@@benjaminmacdavid9359 quiet you

[@osamaisking4428]

@@benjaminmacdavid9359 Which would still take a while. Soo...

[@MagicCookieGaming]

@@osamaisking4428 No... Just add a photo... a description if you're feeling good.

[@jsars5065]

Regardless. Thats effort and dedication towards entertaining his fans lol i tip my hat to this man

[@user-pe8ud7te5j]

Legend says he's still preparing his move to this day

[@tassv5909]

the cheese would have surely expired.

[@toonlinkssbb515]

@@tassv5909 jokes on you since it became expired cheese he is able to play fungi to compost to then start the forest growing phase

[@tassv5909]

@@toonlinkssbb515 😂 nature always wins damnit.

[@dabest8777]

Well he actually cheated as he entered the cheese tasting phase with 9 cheese chakras when you need 10 and there’s no way to get more black Brie as even before the card was banned it was super rare so a deck can only have like 1 black Brie, and yes he could get lucky and play a count Cornelius cheddar but with 9 cheese chakras and risking 3 of them to draw your count Cornelius cheddar when you can get normal cheese or just plain or old Brie which boosts your cheese output by 1 chakra for the following turns it is impossible to set up the cheese tasting phase without relying on RNG and the odds are very slim so either he’s very lucky or he has the most powerful cheese in Dairy the Gathering! And that cheese is of course the cheddar whole which steals all of the opponent’s cheese chakras and gives you 10 cheese chakras added to that but sadly only 3 of those cards exist. Or he could use the grocery store’s ‘we need more stocks’ ability to change the milk counters to cheese chakras although that is dicey he does have a good work ethic dairy driver which could increase the probability unless the opponent played a rotten cheese which makes it so that the other player can’t make any milk counters into cheese chakras. Then of course the cheese tasting phase leads to the cow apocalypse phase which then turns into the dairy revolution phase which turns into the dairy civil warfare phase that if done correctly could lead to the destruction of the planet final phase which eliminates the opponent and yourself (unless they have space cows which gives foam milk counters that can by pass the rotten cheese’s ability) but he won’t be able to do that in like the first turn! Right?

[@everest8129.]

The best possible move ever

[@vetchable]

They Printed Dairy Cow

[@ryanjohnson4565]

Have you ever actually sat all the way down on a gas station toilet? I’m talking the one where you have to ask the attendant for “the key”

[@vetchable]

@@ryanjohnson4565 brother, what?

[@ryanjohnson4565]

@@vetchable like, all the way down

[@remitavernier227]

​@@ryanjohnson4565 this is possibly the weirdest reply to a comment I have ever read

[@ToxicSkull0]

Can we talk about how the Cheese factory literally costs 1 dairy dollar

[@bloodstoneore4630]

The dairy economy is in shambles

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

You see, what he didn’t explain is that he got the cheese factory for one dollar because he managed to convince the people at the bank that he could make the factory do a somersault and they wanted to see that shit, meaning he only had to pay 1 dairy dollar out of pocket to purchase the factory. But since this is such a common strat he didn’t need to explain that part as it should really come natural to the dairy-mains.

[@AuroraVeil_]

That's why it's no longer tournament legal

[@KIgaming.]

cheesus christ

[@miki3440mm]

He invested

[@juliannechoe1724]

*"I don't think that card is even legal anymore"*

[@yotamshitrit6820]

-black bree -gives you 3 cheese -not even legal anymore The reference is delicious

[@dillpickles3046]

not even 3 seconds lat- FBI OPEN UP...

[@zedaddy3530]

@@yotamshitrit6820 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

[@scraplord6390]

*"Only I have one, so it is fair"*

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Freaking Black Lotus reference

[@animeisthebest2422]

“I don’t even think that card is legal anymore”

[@chriro0960]

Classic yugioh

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

@@chriro0960 it seems like an obvious reference to "black lotus" which is a magic card. Then again yugioh does have ban lists thst are really hard to keep track of so I get what you're saying.

[@burnttoast3925]

Wow, you said a line from the video! Congratulations! You're cool! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@RoyalGhost-27]

damn Freddy is an asshole

[@vmycode5142]

@@RoyalGhost-27 for real

[@mcatis]

This video being commemorated in Mystery Booster 2 is just amazing.

[@Vertig0horizon]

He really milked his opponent's patience.

[@jewelfoxgaming873]

HA

[@kitsunefire1]

Underrated

[@play3r.wav.]

shut up and take my like

[@naqidoesps4]

That was a pretty cheesy pun

[@Vertig0horizon]

@@naqidoesps4 utterly ridiculous, really

[@air8961]

Only prozd can make a sponsored video not feel sponsored

[@vidirmidir]

His sponsored video has the same quality as other video, trully the man of art.

[@creepypato3984]

6 months late but... What about EMPLemon? The Nascar video has the best fucking advertisement inclusion ever.

[@Jack-Anonymous]

Wow. I only noticed right at the end of the video.

[@fungusonus]

Russian Badger is also really good at that

[@zhihenglee4907]

Yet it is very effective.

[@sandiboy9887]

My friend explaning how to use his shower:

[@burrito5673]

what rocket science is going on in that shower?

[@qExAi5]

@@burrito5673 You don't need to call the aliens before taking a shower? *In what kind of Heaven do you live in?*

[@xardax1095]

i can relate XD

[@Roronoa2zoro]

You watch Gus Johnson too?

[@jessechung3788]

Finding the perfect amount of degrees to turn the temperature handle so it's not too hot or too cold

[@cyberpunk59]

"And that let's me play BIG GUN" that sounded dangerous

[@jammin2575]

Especially giving it to the RAGING bull😡 that is going to end badly 😮

[@JackG515]

“With a somersaulting cheese factory...” Dude

[@addyrocks19524]

NGL triple tapping being called Somersault mechanic sounds pretty good. Don't know why it hasn't been used yet.

[@parisbtw5779]

@@addyrocks19524 cant wait for it to be in the april fools set

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@addyrocks19524 technically it was 4 total taps for a somersault

[@supersmily5811]

"It's not about winning, it's about sending a message." -I don't remember who but they were a genius.

[@spectre3671]

-alpharad

[@user-xj9qc1lx1s]

-supersmily 5

[@MC_Parto]

Joker?

[@user-xj9qc1lx1s]

@@MC_Parto yeah but I’m pretty sure the comment is a joke

[@KoTheCutie]

Alpharad

[@soulassassin0g]

When you play at a tournament: "I'll play Dairy Cow and I'll end my turn." When you play against friends:

[@christopherr8441]

You mean your younger sibling

[@syrelian]

Mood, that feeling of "Why are my hands only amazing when it doesn't matter" is painfully real

[@der_saftmon]

@@syrelian me, with an YGO Deck, that lets me search 70% of my cards on my hand through effects

[@popsickle_]

When you don't have any friends: Sad music be like But I have friends so

[@bc6292]

Dairy Cow is now an actual magic card

[@asame5943]

This is still literally shorter than an average yugioh turn.

[@Hardboioedhare]

Feels bad man, all I do is play control decks because of how much time I need to setup.

[@MelancholyZeitgeist]

It literally is. Feels bad man.

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

I know you're probably joking, but part of the reason I never got into Yugioh was because I had to play with a guy who was genuinely like that (I went to the same school as him) and instead of teaching me how to play, he would just play exactly like that and I decided fck it, not getting into Yugiob

[@Hardboioedhare]

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 yeah I don't blame you, what I said has a lot of truth to the game, for me it took so long to fully learn the game

[@asame5943]

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 It's not a joke, that's just how yugioh is played

[@gdaygerman29]

It's taken me 2 years to realise he made a literal cheese deck

[@olivierboo831]

@Anton Barker OMG! you sir have cracked the code, you deserve my first ever like to anything ever

[@communistspider3682]

HOW have i never realized. holy shit

[@genericusername4206]

@@olivierboo831 kapp

[@kaldogorath]

The cheese stands alone

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

bruh

[@Gehab]

The fact that this all makes sense to some extent shows the massive effort you put into these skits! Please develop a fully fledge cow card game. 😤

[@Kanelel]

I was imagining more of a general food industry card game, wherein cows are but one archetype. Other archetypes: animal rights terrorist control, hot pepper burn, pizza OTK.

[@logonontrily4161]

Get ready for Burrito Burrito combo.

[@jerseyse410]

I was imagining a Thousand Year Storm Jank deck as the skit went on.

[@KingFishOcean]

Man, i am seeing you EVERYWHERE right now 😂

[@brownky3]

Cones of Dunshire

[@ohmygodsc]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[@darthgengar2047]

Don’t worry guys that was just a one turn cheese. He was milking the moment and left his opponent udderly dumbfounded.

[@cday9206]

No

[@chikenplayz4440]

pun intended?

[@christianstone9403]

@@chikenplayz4440 multiple intended

[@deadacc6338]

that's too many puns ya heffer. Don't you dairy do that ever again.

[@darthgengar2047]

@@deadacc6338 I’m sorry your holeyness. The cheesiness of my words only emphasizes my incowmpetency.

[@Exactuallyable]

Is there a longer version of this? How'd he get to the cheese tasting phase with only 9 cheese chakras?

[@donovanmahan2901]

Only 9? The somersaulting makes his cheese chakra grow exponentially, which is why black brie got banned.

[@lullabye4053]

The cow breeding spell card lets you go to the cheese tasting phase with 8, but it was never shown and thus this was an illegal move

[@boss_444]

The cheese tasting phase is after the 30 minutes

[@AlexDaeling]

Well the way he was using it you can continuously farm them and get essentially infinite money by selling the some of the cheesw and still producing some. If he got good cards that allow him to draw more he could progress much further. But Maybe i didnt listen right

[@brkmnly]

Red Bossking It’s PER TURN; and this is al on the same turn

[@TheScribeScribe]

Other guy: Joke's on him, I have a lactose cannon

[@zwest400]

Jokes on you I have the IRS fire the lactose cannon employees with a. Requirement of -5 mana

[@leechelle8446]

@@zwest400 jokes on you i have cancer

[@ashleyyer05]

This comment is extremely underrated

[@leechelle8446]

@@ashleyyer05 which

[@kristijan7177]

@@leechelle8446 bruh

[@matthewmartell3148]

and now dairy cow is an actual magic card. Incredible

[@DocDocGoose15]

The phrase "Somersaulting cheese factory" is one of the greatest things I have ever heard in my entire life.

[@finelineguy8733]

“I don’t think that card even legal anymore”

[@simplesimon8255]

Really?

[@zacknight9137]

I was literally looking for this specific comment

[@CrudeAndUnusual]

Sounds like a fucking guilty gear move 🤣

[@bud7707]

Thank you

[@mooshimoose681]

The words "All right my turn" were probably the last words many people ever heard

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Oh I play Yu-Gi-Oh, I know.

[@flamingrubys11]

can confirm

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

++

[@forcegaming6474]

@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 XD otk

[@teodortodorov4712]

How... So the other people don't tell you what they do? And just say MY TURN?

[@thekodex1186]

"This video is sponsored by magic the gathering" Almost made me choke

[@sebastiandraculstar8741]

SAME bruh

[@SparkStudiosTunes]

He always manages to tie in the skits with the sponsors.

[@jwdunn6401]

Same

[@darkbrightnorth]

I got an ad for magic the gathering and then one for a Pokémon TCG expansion back to back right after he said that

[@SmokingSexyStyle]

ikr

[@User5770]

Now officially an unofficial Magic card

[@maxgarcia6231]

It's a shame they had to ban Black Brie, but it's easy to see why.

[@autismandgaming4532]

i really did enjoy the colourless cheese chagra based decks when they were allowed, they added an all new layer to the metagame. it's just too bad the somersaulting cheese factory strategy was over used & nigh impossible to counter leading to black brie's ultimate ban

[@calvinplayz7988]

Autism And Gaming yeah those were the good old days now it’s over taken by brown cow + smooth cheese

[@lutriss]

@@autismandgaming4532 charkra*

[@tesswinker2482]

Waiting for Grilled Cheesus to counter it.

[@tesswinker2482]

@Peter H. Tezla Sounds gouda! Dairy special!

[@OrtegaSauce]

I love the opponent seeing that he's lost and essentially conceding but the protag is internally like NO I NEED TO FINISH THIS PERFECT TURN

[@Galphor]

when the combo finally comes together you can't just abandon it & shuffle into another game, not just cause the opponent surrendered. this isn't about the opponent, they stopped mattering, this is about my combo finally working like I designed it xD source: I own a storm deck

[@dreamwolf7302]

@@Galphor Source: I own a Rat deck with Infect counters and Deathtouch, and when my best combo plays out, i get a turn 2 win with Billions of Rat Slivers that give infect counters when they do damage, and now have double strike, menace, deathtouch, Fear, and Protection from all colors except black.

[@argentum909]

@Galphor Magic is the only game for me in which winning is secondary. It's all about sending a message. And that message comes in swarms of 1/2 token creatures with deathtouch.

[@Nianque2]

@@dreamwolf7302 Uh... Don't suppose you have a deck list somewhere? I would love to see that for inspiration for my own rat deck.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@dreamwolf7302holy fuck

[@Jagged2004]

“With a somersaulting cheese factory-“ So that’s a sentence that exists...

[@apratimtewari4288]

HAHA I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR IT

[@wp272]

somersaulting*

[@Jagged2004]

@@wp272 My bad. Fixed it.

[@cyrus159]

imagine the stuff inside just flying everywhere

[@Slekejkwls-1819]

r/BrandNewSentence

[@KayBee95]

The fact that you've kept the cow card game series going for 4 years is amazing

[@Videomen102]

"Somersaulting Cheese Factory" is not a phrase I thought I'd hear in my life

[@Art2D2]

Majestic Chris With humanity anything is possible

[@jakers141]

it's so good, best line

[@Zeithri]

The internet is amazing sometimes.

[@jom_and_terry]

Consider yourselves blessed

[@powderedwater4742]

what about kitty litter piss clump chocolate?

[@skurneha7163]

This is why the meta needs fixing, because of overpowered decks like this.

[@firefly3025]

I know, right? they need to ban duplicates in tournaments every one just shows up with 5 "good work ethics" and destroys you in the first turn. Like bruh!

[@jubjab3073]

@@firefly3025 Improvise...adapt...overcome

[@donovanulrich348]

Max limit to tournament cards are 4 If you have 5 of a card, judge disqualify him and 1 legendary of the same type on the field

[@runescapewarrior66]

Well he did say that Black Brie was banned, without that the combo falls apart.

[@ayylmao1668]

I know right! Work ethic is overpowered if you give it to raging bull when he works at the grocery store

[@MrKarma-dp8ud]

I lost it at “I don’t think that card is even *legal* anymore.”

[@perceptionmatters7082]

@John Cheney and the other 126.

[@MrKarma-dp8ud]

@John Cheney exactly

[@donovanulrich348]

It means a card is over a year and a half old. It’s not standard Then there are some cards completely banned Because unlike Bathesda, they worked 😂🤗

[@MrKarma-dp8ud]

@@donovanulrich348 I knew that, I’m a fairly experienced MtG player and was just laughing at a joke

[@THB192]

@@donovanulrich348 you're assuming they're playing Standard and not Legacy.

[@lukaro7074]

Just want everyone in this comment section to know that Dairy Cow is now an official Magic: The Gathering card. This is not a joke, this is not a bit.

[@RavenOnATree]

"Somersaulting cheese factory" never thought I would hear those 3 words in the same sentence...............

[@thecommonman9524]

I know that this is an overused comment but I actually read this as he said it.

[@CrabMushroom]

Somersaulting, me and my pet cheese rolled into the door factory.

[@Humps69]

1,000th like pog

[@requiem165]

😂

[@requiem165]

@@thecommonman9524 that happens a lot to me

[@joshuastiles5595]

"That's how long it'll need to set up the cheese tasting phrase" *CHEESUS CHRIST*

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

Lol

[@Duxxmachina]

Cheesus Christ, Our Grate Lord

[@Fossilized6134]

nice

[@cheesy4384]

I was your 1000th like

[@JosephSmith-eh3uv]

Paraf Scor that was a very cheesy joke

[@fish4716]

This doesn't make any sense. Why does his Dairy Driver have to pay for the Toll Gates with his own Raise to do his job?

[@niconicer6463]

Because the company is cheap

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

Because he works in America and his workplace doesn't have a union

[@honeyhoney6920]

'Cause he lives in a cruel world

[@dedynsied]

If Cheap Company is on the board, the opponents company can't Pre-pay for job based expenses. He probably played it before they started recording.

[@abbaszaffarkhan1872]

Casanova Funkenstein goddamn ‘muricans

[@BrewdaGames]

I can’t believe magic the gathering actually references this video in the mystery box 2

[@g-rated-g]

He is actually just waiting to reveal his "Lord of Lactose Intolerance" trap card, which nullifies all dairy based attacks for the follow dozen turns, and also allows him to place "The Ender's Chicken" from his deck directly into the battlefield with, you guessed it, a DOZEN plus attack and defence!

[@dixonyamada6969]

lol the first one sounds legit

[@AmazingAutist]

Don't forget counter trap card, "Lactaid Knight" which automatically nullifies the "Lord of Lactose Intolerance"

[@advancedwarlord1802]

Or he could also play The entire sheep herders combo granting him a wool sweater of protection for 10 turns

[@dynawesome]

That card is banned mate

[@bsmith6784]

I love this fandom lol

[@brandonchao9145]

Not surprised he used the dairy combo. His machinations lay undetected for many turns

[@matthewwells8377]

For he is a Mooster of Dairception.

[@jumanjiman86]

Im so glad i clicked replies

[@AyAReI00]

But i Guess the enemy got the point

[@poioio96]

moorizontal, very nice

[@cup1d.708]

Teacher: What’s 1+1 guys? Me: 2 Teacher: Show your working. Me:

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

Math problems in a nutshell Teacher: how is 52X-42+(-26×X)-15? Me: 18 Teacher: how did you reached this result? Me:

[@Atomkaerna]

A friend told me that those who study math in uni actually had an assignment where they had to prove why 1+1=2 during their first year classes

[@hmmmmmmm9834]

@@Atomkaerna So what did they answer?

[@Atomkaerna]

@@hmmmmmmm9834 I have no clue. Probably pages upon pages with calculations

[@l1mbo69]

Principia Mathematica by Bertrand Russell had a 100 page "proof" of this so this is not even wrong

[@pingle7003]

DAIRY COW IS NOW REAL

[@bytetheproto1354]

I still genuinely want to see the entire turn

[@SkylordXenysis]

Here's a makeshift like, since I don't wanna ruin the nice balance.

[@optimaltt6070]

AND THEN, MY COW OF DEFYING YOUR WANTING TO SEE THE ENTIRE TURN MAKES YOU *NOT* DO SO! ALLOWING ME TO CONTINUE THE REST OF THIS HYPOTHETICAL TURN WHERE YOU DON'T SEE THE REST OF-

[@Idunno552]

y e s

[@supercoolperson2]

@@optimaltt6070OH WAIT, MY COW OF DEFYING DEFYS ITSELF! THIS STARTS A PARADOX IN WHICH THE COW OF DEFYING KEEPS DEFYING ITSELF MEANING YOU WILL NEV-

[@The.Silicone.Valley]

yes

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

“Dude, I just have one health left.”

[@Punkledunk]

You gotta let them know that you’d beat them even with like full health

[@purrgatory8705]

They might have a game winning card, even if their hand is empty. Never take that chance.

[@VieiraFi]

Draw monsta cado

[@apex7118]

Ok

[@LordangeloxD]

@@Punkledunk it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

[@situmus]

The part where he tapped the cheese factory in a circle fucking killed me. clipped.

[@warpedwhimsical]

“And now with a somersaulting cheese factory” 😂

[@aqworldstw977]

@@warpedwhimsical 😂😂😂

[@blubblubwhat]

I was wondering if that was a real thing

[@fasterbuilder11]

how are you typing this if you're dead?

[@TheGamingTurret]

@@blubblubwhat some traditional card games do have card flipping/rotation in them, though I know nothing about magic spesifically and my knowlege of Yugi Oh and Pokemon is super limited.

[@anonimanonim2710]

"And then the cheese factory did a somersault, snapped the bad guy's nexk and saved the day!"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Legends say, even after 2 years this was uploaded, he's still in the middle of his "REALLY good turn" in this card game

[@kikilein85ify]

First

[@MrPoo.]

hello just some guy without a mustache

[@dedlad892]

I wonder how much the cheese factory expands in 2 years.

[@altrucid]

how do you comment on every single yt vid i see

[@ATruePotatoGamer]

You have 30 likes on a 2 year old video. Your comment is not even a day old. Wtf how do you get so many likes

[@DjCutman]

great tutorial ProZD i learned a lot about how cheese is made

[@WillRock07]

Dj CUTMAN? What are you doing on a farming video?

[@DjCutman]

@@WillRock07 just trying to pick up some tips, always good to see you WillRock~

[@vaguesoft8445]

Oh! Hi, Mr. chiptune man. It's odd seeing you here.

[@holitinne]

Loved your Something about us remix

[@gmeek1822]

*bows*

[@pinkfurret6245]

In other words: "I've been planning this for 20 minutes please just let me have this."

[@sebastiandraculstar8741]

Seriously, this is how I play commander with my friends. None of them think I'm a challenge because I lost on turn 4 in my first game with them, now I chill invisibly until my deck comes together and then everyone teams up on me and I still win. I'm riding their first impressions as far as they will get me! Lol

[@sebastianmanthey742]

agreed! Sometimes, you have this amazing turn lined up. Your whole deck is built for that moment. And suddenly, the game just ends! WTF! :D

[@steamlink4803]

He should make this an official game and call it „Lactic, the Gathering“

[@dabest8777]

Nah Dairy the gathering sounds better

[@inyoface5456]

100th like

[@jwrestlin]

@@dabest8777 no?

[@Ranjuw]

Lacto, the milkening

[@novaria]

Love the title let's make it!

[@mythmage8231]

Let me get this straight: You play Cheese Factory. You tap it for 3 Cheese Chakra. OK, I can understand it. Now, you use 3 Cheese Chakra. OK, what do you do with it? You use 3 Cheese Chakra to tap Cheese Factory 3 more times, resetting it back to it's untapped state. OK, seems useless but- Oh wait, now you have performed a Cheese Factory Summersault, tripling your cheese output to give you 9 Cheese Chakra. Following this same logic, you can do this infinitely. Yeah, pretty sure that card is OP as shit.

[@SugarBeetMC]

But maybe your cheese storage is finite and the cheese factory stalls for a turn when you can't take on any more cheese.

[@reapermaster1233]

I think that the cheese chakra is useless tho cause you can only give a finite amount to any other card

[@yeetusdeletus8039]

Unless you can only summersault once

[@reapermaster1233]

@@_pear6026 i swear we need to make this a game

[@faketeori7278]

tou dont consure the dollar. if much cheese made is cheapest dollar price

[@theofficial-twilightdrough1987]

“I’m pretty sure that card is banned” Yami Yugi: *finally a worthy opponent, our duel will be legendary*

[@uninspiredname2974]

Laughs in yusaku fujiki

[@Jay-sw6vs]

isnt that tai lung

[@druvbopanna5879]

😂

[@kagemushashien8394]

To the shadow realm you filthy casuals

[@drdca8263]

I assume it is a reference to the black lotus card in mtg?

[@thomasmarsh951]

Dairy cow is finally getting printed as a playtest card!! Love the throwback

[@AiLoveGaara]

I would say “that escalated quickly”, but in fact it’s almost 2 minutes of pure escalation... and it doesn’t show any signs of stopping

[@RussellTeapot]

You could say "Wow, this is escalating"

[@thequeertelope7941]

an exponential function

[@RussellTeapot]

@@thequeertelope7941 Perfect! "Wow, that escalated exponentially!"

[@JaharNarishma]

@@RussellTeapot Apart from the somersaulting cheese factory, it was more of a linear escalation. The flipping factory made it exponential.

[@RussellTeapot]

@@JaharNarishma Yeah, considering it tripled the cheese output that was certainly the critical point, no wonder he then proceeded with the cheese tasting phase