when you have a REALLY good turn in a card game

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[@Derpypig-kp1fg]

The one counter to his whole turn is the "lactose intolerant card"

[@Humanresouces]

That would mean all cheese and milk type damage are reverted back to the other player.

[@druvbopanna5879]

Lactolerant mirror force.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

That’s what happens when you believe in the heart of the cards

[@priscillajimenez27]

Oh SNAP

[@-spicy_avocados4678]

“You have activated my trap card, bad gas! Since I have lactose intolerant on the battlefield, it triples the damage and I win”

[@r3dsunl1ght15]

“Ok, you can stop now. You win.” “No, no. I want to see how much I beat you by.”

[@pikapuffin368]

I cannot tell you how many times my friends and I have said this in some context. Magic, YuGiOh, DND, the Touhou TCG…so many “wait let me add up my overkill real quick” moments…

[@Borchert97]

@@pikapuffin368 I was doing an OTK in Yugioh and had to go and see how much damage I could actually do and I did 60k damage to my friend LOL

[@TheNeilBlack]

@@pikapuffin368 One of the worst things about MTG Arena is that people will concede right in the middle of your really good turn and you don't get the satisfaction of seeing their health number drop deep into the negatives.

[@TheNeilBlack]

@GorillaRed85 Yep. Always let them finish. It's the greatest feeling when you get to pull off the thing your deck is built around doing, and I wouldn't deny them that satisfaction.

[@RavenMobile]

You're one of the good ones. I do the same thing in Chess when my opponent wants to get the mate, but I can't win. Let them have their fun... and frankly I can't count the number of times these players make a mistake and allow me to get a Stalemate draw! That's always good .for a snicker and head-shake. Especially when they have a huge lead, 7 pieces to your solo King or whatever.

[@johkonut]

I used to think, "wow what a high production value for this video" but now I think sungwon actually tried to make a cow milking card game and decided to just use it for a video

[@joelmcknight9995]

Now that you point this out I can’t unsee it

[@abbycollins]

Actually, the yetee actually made merch based off these cards! I came here from the store, an officially liscened version of Legendairy!

[@marceltelang7825]

I don't think so because if he was making a card game why would the cards have a magic the gathering back

[@bocasuja22]

@@marceltelang7825 this is actually a common practice for home made cards,you just buy cheap mtc cards tu use as backings.

[@tboiproject]

​@@marceltelang7825...prototyping?

[@1LoveGame2]

When your opponent literaly uses a "cheese deck" to win a match.

[@werallgonnadi3035]

you just blew my mind

[@TheLoraxWithMjolnir]

you just blew.. me

[@Dragosmom.]

Seek seek lest?

[@premiumheadpats4150]

LMFAO!

[@gamingwithf1restorm392]

I just now realized that that might be the joke here

[@LilGhostlyX_X]

This is how my mom uses coupons at Walmart: This is what it sounds like to the cashier:

[@zekeledesma48]

underrated comment

[@supertron6039]

True dat XD

[@floorcat7985]

So underrated

[@zombieedrea]

former cashier here. this is 10000% what it sounds like and at that point i pretty much just want to give them the shit for free so they'll go away lmao.

[@_Stormfather]

As a former cashier, people who do that are the worst and should be banned from the store

[@sandiboy9887]

My friend explaning how to use his shower:

[@burrito5673]

what rocket science is going on in that shower?

[@qExAi5]

@@burrito5673 You don't need to call the aliens before taking a shower? *In what kind of Heaven do you live in?*

[@xardax1095]

i can relate XD

[@Roronoa2zoro]

You watch Gus Johnson too?

[@jessechung3788]

Finding the perfect amount of degrees to turn the temperature handle so it's not too hot or too cold

[@nicoarrigoni3898]

My uncle is a MTG og and still loves it to this day so whenever we have a family reunion or something like that he asks me if I wanna play a few matches. I’m not the best at it but it’s so funny to see him going extremely into detail explaining his turns. He probably has more fun than me playing it but it’s still nice little memories.

[@YesIts_Sam]

This was so sweet to read, thank you for sharing. ❤

[@kilianfirebolt]

My dad is a MTG og he still has a black lotus and some other rare old cards. He used to do tournaments in germany

[@Sasuhinagirl1]

Sounds like an adorable version of yugioh 😂

[@emperornapoleon6204]

That’s awesome! I’ve been playing since 2012 and recently got into Old School MTG. Epic format!

[@SPG69]

Wholesome 100

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

And now, 5 years later, Holy Cow has been revealed for Outlaws of Thunder Junction, bringing us one step closer to being able to create somersaulting cheese factories

[@danielcurren2119]

Don’t forget the cheese stands alone!

[@lunondisposable5382]

I'm pretty sure there's at least a few cards in the Un-sets that trigger when you spin a card 360 degrees around

[@signedtundragaming2089]

This man has created a cheese empire in one turn. How.

[@TheSteelSoulGuy]

Its that damn good work ethic

[@kekyoin1261]

@@TheSteelSoulGuy good job

[@nikkiguchi]

God powers

[@bradostrowski4870]

Forget empire he created a cheese Galaxy

[@nikkiguchi]

@@bradostrowski4870 yes yes he has

[@agh9224]

It’s all fun and games until the cheese factory does a somersault

[@shinysilverstardust]

* sings: "cheese factory" on sweet victory melody because of your icon *

[@dieg2063]

Vegans run in fear

[@RenegadeScooter]

Yet I have Vegan level 100 because I started eating vegan at a young age, allowing me just enough time to hone my vegan craft. I now possess the ability to summon any cheese alternative I want. Therefore, A SOMERSAULTING CHEESE FACTORY AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME.

[@invictus7736]

@@RenegadeScooter But I thought vegans don't eat cheese?

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@invictus7736 Some do,some don't.

[@tmbpotatoe5975]

"now i give my raging bull a big gun and gain 20atk" that's when you know it's a card game

[@user-gb2ly2kv2x]

Ummmm..... The proper term you should have used instead of "big gun", was the grammatically correct beeeeeeg gun.

[@thedistinguished5255]

you know its a card game when theres cards

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"Now I equip my «Arizona Ranger» with «Big Iron», which doubles his attack. Plus when «Arizona Ranger» gets equipped with «Big Iron» my «Texas Red» gets destroyed, which gives «Arizona Ranger» 20 confidence token. I can send 5 confidence token to «West Virgina», which increases the attack of «Arizona Ranger» by another 2 points. Since I have 20 confidence token, I can increase his attack by 4 more points. My «Arizona Ranger» has now 19 attack."

[@suspiciousshadeofgreen]

@@user-gb2ly2kv2x This would be considered a spelling mistake, not a grammar one, as “big” and “beeeeeeg” are both adjectives meaning they both make sense in that context. Get out-corrected

[@WiggyWamWam]

I just now realized how much work he put into these cards, like he really made whole cards with readable text and everything

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

And they're laminated. Or at least have that sticky foil on it.

[@mariasullivan493]

“I don’t think that card’s even legal anymore.” LMAO

[@emiles8871]

Yu-Gi-Oh flashback

[@Jonymankitty]

It's actually a reference to a Magic the Gathering card "Black Lotus". Infamous for being the most expensive MtG card, but literally giving you only 3 colorless mana... but it's also illegal in tournaments

[@TheMyuken]

@@Jonymankitty it's mostly illegal because with it and a good combo you can win turn 1 before the opponent could even play

[@akio3748]

MTG flashbacks

[@drowsyCoffee]

@@TheMyuken That sounds like most of Yugioh's strong decks. Seems like all card games are destined to degrade into pure OTK nonsense

[@danielvan12]

You know it's a fantasy game because the dairy driver gets a raise for his good work ethic.

[@captainupbeat6712]

Plus, is this guy seriously paying tolls with his own wages? Any respectable trucking company compensates drivers for any unavoidable expenses, like fuel and tolls. In fact, don't most toll roads just take down your company information and bill them? Idk how it works but my guy should definitely not be spending his own money for tolls.

[@robinlinh]

@@captainupbeat6712 he get compensated later, but this is a one turn kill combo, he can't wait for another turn.

[@mymum2775]

999

[@MrYsosad]

indeed it is a fantasy in the western capitalist countries

[@armadillolover99]

@@captainupbeat6712 I mean, who said dairy driver isn’t self employed?

[@timedragon5492]

As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duelists, this is exactly how it feels every match. I'm NOT saying that ironically.

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

Yeah it is kinda difficult bc konami can only try so hard to catch people up to the correct skill level before they try online. Especially when you take into account the banlist nonsense they have going on over there 😅

[@ZE.brigitte]

POT OF GREED

[@AceTrainerLupi]

D/D/D moment

[@PashaandDrosha]

Good Work Ethics = United We Stand

[@Drago651]

Yeah

[@skadiyoko]

I don't care how many times I watch this video, it will ALWAYS be top tier

[@mr.feghouli403]

This man really created a whole card game out of nothing for a skit

[@Praisethesunson]

He actually did it for 80 dairy dollars

[@raycarden7941]

This is an actual game popular in my home country Latvia

[@egdaobregon5816]

@@raycarden7941 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS CALLED I MUST KNOW

[@james-ud9lp]

And to promote Magic the Gathering as that is an actual card game

[@alexB30741]

@@james-ud9lp ya I’m so siked for kaldheim!!!

[@justincider6940]

2 days later he’s like: “that’s just the beginning of your defeat”

[@senpaiazuru5873]

"Just let me have my turn!!" XDDD

[@matika444]

"And now that I have 285 027 284 274 cheese, I unlock the cheese skyscraper which gives me 1000 more cheese output and 50 attack bonus"

[@10DollarAssassin]

“Then with the cheese skyscraper I can make a important meeting and get 5 work ethic cards and 20 dairy dollars. I then use the dairy dollars to buy the cheesasaurus rex as a marketing technique. The cheesasaurus gets me 30 extra dairy dollars and allows me to build the cheese planet. I make the cheese planet a tourist attraction and it gets 15 dairy dollars. Then I bring the cheesasaurus to the cheese planet and make Jurassic cheese getting me not only a big cheesasaurus getting me 20 attack but it also give me the ultimate cheese. I use the ultimate cheese on your cards to get them on my side. I then use the cheesy impostor card and now I have 100 attack. I then use my impostor to bring down your buildings then that is only the middle of ur defeat”

[@senpaiazuru5873]

"Why are we still playi----"

[@wakeeb3615]

“I’m gonna go home I’ll be back in a few weeks” “Good that’s all the time I need to set up the cheese marketing phase

[@cyberpunk59]

"And that let's me play BIG GUN" that sounded dangerous

[@jammin2575]

Especially giving it to the RAGING bull😡 that is going to end badly 😮

[@userwhatever3298]

I remember playing Magic many years ago. I had an obnoxious tribal deck and had a long turn where I basically attacked with my whole board to kill the opponent in one turn... but my calculations weren't correct, my opponent would survive with one hp and kill me the next turn. Luckily, my friend was incredibly bored and went "AM I DEAD!?" to which I answered "yep". "GOOD."

[@ze_tro1868]

This the true definition of how teachers want you to answer a easy question

[@yadatada5556]

Bruh im dead this comment is actually underrated

[@9bladesofice]

What was the author thinking when he wrote this passage? Answer: Something like the video that's crazy. What the author actually probably thought about: How can I connect these thoughts in either a clear way, or a way to look extremely clever.

[@user-re9zb9dr4n]

_s w e a t s_

[@victory1883]

I'm going to define this as pain to my therapist

[@mystic2307]

Pls no.....

[@jake3138]

“I don’t think that card's even legal anymore” Bruh XD

[@NitrousDragon]

@Derek Glasscock Nobody plays standard *willingly. They just sometimes happen to have an all standard deck and of course face planeswalker who also happens to have one as well.

[@fcfuturewaffleaha8997]

It was a reference to the black Lotas card

[@aidanwalsh6266]

300th like

[@kaiservilhelm7731]

I love how the quote implies that the card was actually legal at some point. XD

[@PassiveWealth]

666 likes so I must refrain

[@honord.1811]

This is how I feel every time I have a good deck with a good strategy whenever I play UNO.

[@mrtrappedchest7160]

The Somersaulting Cheese Factory line got me, goddamn that is an out of context line.

[@FlipaDipDipp]

"Somersaulting cheesefactory" is now a term we use among friends when someone's turn gets out of hand :'D

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

What was the biggest turn you or one of your friends made?

[@arwin1794]

A 30 minute long chain lol

[@seth2250]

@@arwin1794 A guy I used to play with once took an hour long turn in EDH, I responded with an hour and a half

[@Jpx0999]

@@arwin1794 did he achevied the chesse tasting phase?

[@Elvalley]

I once told a friend if he ever planned to move to the Cheese Tasting Phase. He didn't get it, but the rest of us did.

[@residentorama9058]

Friend: cmon lets play a game the rules are simple Also my friend:

[@homuraakemi103]

Always carry a way around this. Or play fast enough where they can’t do this (yeah, there’s a reason they stopped bothering to make the Black Lotus balanced. Not even discarding your hand completely invalidated free mana)...

[@50subswithnovids28]

Plot twist: You don't have any friends

[@dillpickles3046]

Me: wait wat

[@robertdicke7249]

I just taught someone how to play and within 1 hour they were just as capable with my decks as I am, the implications of which terrified me as it either proved my ineptitude or i may have created a monster and put him on the war path.

[@stephrox315]

I seriously want to play this game. Especially for the cheese-tasting phase.

[@KayBee95]

The fact that you've kept the cow card game series going for 4 years is amazing

[@sluggknight7130]

Me : * goes easy on my brother * Brother : you're so bad at this game lol Also me :

[@DylTheRetroDemon]

Also me:Well now I am not doing it >:(

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903]

This is the moment he knew He fucked up. OK I'm so cringe I'm out

[@ProfRainestorm]

"Ahhh so you have chosen...DEATH"

[@Tururu134]

@@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903 cringe

[@zatrioxjet7170]

"Hey, you ever played that new card game?" "Yeah, had one game with a friend of mine." "Oh, so you must know the basics, then." "Not really, it was his turn first, and in that one turn he played half the cards in the deck, built an entire cheese empire and I lost for some reason. And that turn took about an hour to end."

[@gonzalosoto272]

Underrated comment

[@bastion5686]

Modern day yugioh in a nutshell. I remember when we just attacked with 1800 attack monsters, and your friend got 1900 attack monsters to attack your 1800 attack monsters, but then you pulled out 2000 attack monsters, and then they pulled out the 2400 attack goblin attack force, but then it had 0 defence so you killed it with kuriboh! Then they attacked it with their blue eyes white dragon and you died, that was fun.

[@ferakin]

@@bastion5686 Ah, remember when Jinzo was like a big fucking deal...

[@tpat90]

@@ferakin Good times

[@cacsm_]

100th like

[@anonimanonim2710]

"And then the cheese factory did a somersault, snapped the bad guy's nexk and saved the day!"

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

That was a really good sketch idea, made me laugh. Also can’t help but be hugely impressed by that combo

[@nocontentatall1858]

In one turn, he went from milking cows to being dairy president of the galactic health organization.

[@inyoface5456]

Of the *lactic* health organization

[@rayyanrafat5547]

That's the best comment here...wait for a month until u get a thousands of likes...

[@rsodrealm]

Perfect

[@jayinterrobang]

@@rayyanrafat5547 bEeN a MoNtH bUdDy

[@taxevasiongaming]

😂

[@stugreen721]

"Oh do you want to try out this new card game?" "I don't know man, it seems kinda complicated" "It's actually quite simple" *Starts a whole cheese production factory in one move*

[@Justme-fz1ng]

Hahaha

[@MrClaeb-lf7mp]

Ok your turn Sells a rock

[@TheFlameHaze1]

This was my experience with magic Never again.

[@chrishansen1842]

Me to anyone who doesn't know how Yu-Gi-Oh works

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

You sounded like @ceavegaming when you said that

[@williamhamilton9442]

That was a great ad for modern Yu-Gi-Oh.

[@zacariah0761]

Just started getting into magic the gathering and this is basically what some turns are like

[@sevenaries]

The worst is when they surrender before you can unleash the whole combo

[@justarandomdude3050]

Yeah, it's rlly so bad, my friends just say I cheated and let me restart the whole game and when they almost won, they quarrel and restart the whole game again

[@ChibiTails]

@@justarandomdude3050 Sounds like your friends need to grow a pair and learn some sportsmanship.

[@justarandomdude3050]

@@ChibiTails yep, i told my teacher today, card games, video games, even sports, he told me i need to get some real friends

[@williamstoneman6977]

@@justarandomdude3050 did you tell your teacher to teach a real subject?

[@justarandomdude3050]

@@williamstoneman6977 nah, just a break, our teacher gave us a break for 30 minutes to play

[@anything6833]

When your friend keeps doing combos, but you’re new so don’t know if he’s cheating

[@mrshadow7085]

Lol

[@asabrunk47]

yashveer Wassan good job with correct use of your and you’re I commend you

[@oathy]

DaPinkBublé why so toxic he was complementing him

[@anything6833]

@@asabrunk47 Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

[@kidrenyui384]

@@asabrunk47 he used it properly lmao

[@ancient7716]

When he said 'I don't think that card is legal anymore' I lost it😂

[@Erizedd]

Okay, but why do I have the urge to play this cheese game now? He makes it all sound so engaging 😆

[@juliannechoe1724]

*"I don't think that card is even legal anymore"*

[@yotamshitrit6820]

-black bree -gives you 3 cheese -not even legal anymore The reference is delicious

[@dillpickles3046]

not even 3 seconds lat- FBI OPEN UP...

[@zedaddy3530]

@@yotamshitrit6820 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

[@scraplord6390]

*"Only I have one, so it is fair"*

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Freaking Black Lotus reference

[@thestraywonderer]

This is every yugioh episode ever someone just starts making up shit and does like 10 things in one turn

[@NStripleseven]

Pretty much

[@demonintellect9834]

@Luis E. T. A. its is now sadly. Back in the day you had to build good decks to do this shit. Now the starter decks are like "Do you wanna win in 1 turn because you bore your opponent to death because 1 turn takes 20 minutes?"

[@jackt6453]

@@demonintellect9834 Play Yu Gi-Oh duel links. Spend 500 dollars on cards to find that one rare one so you can annoy all of the 10 year olds looking for fun by winning in 2 turns and destroy all of their deck because Konami refuse to fix broken decks. I went on a diet to distance myself from that game.

[@LumiLunar]

DESTROY THE MOON

[@thestraywonderer]

Anyone remember radakai

[@OneHotWolfie]

Sad thing is, this is pretty true to life - there are some people on the organised play circuit who are just like this and will lovingly tell you exactly how well they've beaten you long after you've said 'Cool, you win.'

[@IKoniXx4]

This has got to be my favourite video on KZbin. I keep forgetting about it and every so often KZbin recommends it to me and it makes my night 😂

[@animeisthebest2422]

“I don’t even think that card is legal anymore”

[@chriro0960]

Classic yugioh

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

@@chriro0960 it seems like an obvious reference to "black lotus" which is a magic card. Then again yugioh does have ban lists thst are really hard to keep track of so I get what you're saying.

[@burnttoast3925]

Wow, you said a line from the video! Congratulations! You're cool! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@RoyalGhost-27]

damn Freddy is an asshole

[@vmycode5142]

@@RoyalGhost-27 for real

[@deangully1959]

Keep in mind, hes still in the preparations phase. The attack phase is not in sight. The only one that is, *The cheese tasting phase*

[@Pehz63]

Cheesus Christ.

[@tinle9]

That's a marsala damage

[@betatester9469]

Wait,the fact that he has the black bree means he is playing the controversial 1996 edition so if he plays the dairy diner in the cheese tasting phase he can jump straight to the attack phase which multiplies his colorless cheese chakras by 5

[@nightmare-ps8mm]

Legend has it he's still hasn't got all the cheeze

[@racingflash6292]

Totaly Yugioh online nowadays 1st turn 3 seconds 4 cards in hand 1 card on the field, same turn later 10 cards in hand 10 cards on the field 20 cards in the graveyard 10 cards left on deck, opponent left a while back.

[@Lambda_Ovine]

you gotta love when all the sudden your friend starts playing with themselves and you're just left watching

[@jackdyer8505]

"The cheese-tasting phase" "Cheesus Christ"

[@grfrjiglstan]

I just got into card games and this is so accurate. The fact you have to explain every step out loud really makes you feel like an anime character explaining their overcomplicated attack.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Yeah I love it so much

[@NFITC1]

It's a rule of CCGs. The rules are already so convoluted that you have to explain your reasoning.

[@Imadumbdoodoohead]

When you go infinite in EDH it feels like an anime character doing their finisher. Double style points if the combo involves your commander.

[@michaelkincannon4482]

"I play Pot of Greed! This allows me to draw two more cards!" me, 2022, a mtg player who doesn't know a thing about yu-gi-oh

[@Familiarpossessedjules]

For me it depends on who I'm playing. If it's ny roommates I explain every move since they don't know what most of my cards do but if it's other friends of mine they already know what everything does so there's less explaining more slapping cards on the table

[@JackG515]

“With a somersaulting cheese factory...” Dude

[@addyrocks19524]

NGL triple tapping being called Somersault mechanic sounds pretty good. Don't know why it hasn't been used yet.

[@parisbtw5779]

@@addyrocks19524 cant wait for it to be in the april fools set

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@addyrocks19524 technically it was 4 total taps for a somersault

[@andymurray8620]

You really milked that last turn. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. ..I'll see myself out.

[@kittenkid2711]

I'm guilty of being exactly like this I spend hours thinking up strategies for my decks and you bet I'm gonna spend my time basking in the glory of me actually pulling my combos off.

[@JaggedSallad2004]

“With a somersaulting cheese factory-“ So that’s a sentence that exists...

[@apratimtewari4288]

HAHA I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR IT

[@wp272]

somersaulting*

[@JaggedSallad2004]

@@wp272 My bad. Fixed it.

[@cyrus159]

imagine the stuff inside just flying everywhere

[@JoseRojas-hl7sn]

r/BrandNewSentence

[@Matthew_Murray]

I've seen every episode of Yu-gi-oh, I will gladly watch 30 minutes of him setting up the cheese tasting phase

[@harveersethi2462]

I dropped out season 2 with the Egypt dude

[@kimberlyjolley3313]

You mad man

[@nob7268]

same

[@leonsgaming8123]

I've seen all of the episodes ending with the last episode of vrains

[@person3962]

@@harveersethi2462 BRO REALLY? BUT MARIK’S ARC WAS THE FUNNIEST ESPECIALLY IF YOU WATCHED YUGIOH ABRIDGED 💀

[@Codnex]

After actually learning Yu-Gi-Oh, there's a new found appreciation for this.

[@mcserkonov1666]

They were playing a card game until the dude start building the entire cheese economy

[@user-pe8ud7te5j]

Legend says he's still preparing his move to this day

[@tassv5909]

the cheese would have surely expired.

[@toonlinkssbb515]

@@tassv5909 jokes on you since it became expired cheese he is able to play fungi to compost to then start the forest growing phase

[@tassv5909]

@@toonlinkssbb515 😂 nature always wins damnit.

[@slunky6269]

Wait how much atk does he have right now I think it's over a thousand

[@dabest8777]

Well he actually cheated as he entered the cheese tasting phase with 9 cheese chakras when you need 10 and there’s no way to get more black Brie as even before the card was banned it was super rare so a deck can only have like 1 black Brie, and yes he could get lucky and play a count Cornelius cheddar but with 9 cheese chakras and risking 3 of them to draw your count Cornelius cheddar when you can get normal cheese or just plain or old Brie which boosts your cheese output by 1 chakra for the following turns it is impossible to set up the cheese tasting phase without relying on RNG and the odds are very slim so either he’s very lucky or he has the most powerful cheese in Dairy the Gathering! And that cheese is of course the cheddar whole which steals all of the opponent’s cheese chakras and gives you 10 cheese chakras added to that but sadly only 3 of those cards exist. Or he could use the grocery store’s ‘we need more stocks’ ability to change the milk counters to cheese chakras although that is dicey he does have a good work ethic dairy driver which could increase the probability unless the opponent played a rotten cheese which makes it so that the other player can’t make any milk counters into cheese chakras. Then of course the cheese tasting phase leads to the cow apocalypse phase which then turns into the dairy revolution phase which turns into the dairy civil warfare phase that if done correctly could lead to the destruction of the planet final phase which eliminates the opponent and yourself (unless they have space cows which gives foam milk counters that can by pass the rotten cheese’s ability) but he won’t be able to do that in like the first turn! Right?

[@ToxicSkull0]

Can we talk about how the Cheese factory literally costs 1 dairy dollar

[@bloodstoneore4630]

The dairy economy is in shambles

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

You see, what he didn’t explain is that he got the cheese factory for one dollar because he managed to convince the people at the bank that he could make the factory do a somersault and they wanted to see that shit, meaning he only had to pay 1 dairy dollar out of pocket to purchase the factory. But since this is such a common strat he didn’t need to explain that part as it should really come natural to the dairy-mains.

[@AuroraVeil_]

That's why it's no longer tournament legal

[@KIgaming.]

cheesus christ

[@miki3440mm]

He invested

[@sanamasakodotxml]

LMFAOOO THE GUN BEING CENSORED KILLED ME, TRULY A KZbin MOMENT

[@amberwilliams4210]

I have shared this vid on instagram to soo many people. This is my favourite thing ever. So detailed- so logical and so damn hilarious. Every single moment.

[@RelicOnYoutube]

The fact that this man censored the gun to get monetized amazes me

[@cunucky]

So smart though, one little blur can switch from 0 dollars to thousands. Good catch btw! I didn't even connect the two :)

[@calamorta]

companies are weird, 50 years ago they were fine with racism, kids with guns, sexism etc, but now they get pissed for such small things (such as cursing or guns) can't we reach a good thing for both??

[@ashclark2337]

@@calamorta Bruh 50 years ago people were segregated and gun laws were out of control.

[@RagDollRat]

fun fact blurring and bleeping does not help it says so in the community guidelines

[@not4coforyou375]

RagDollRat well rip Gordon Ramsey then

[@gdaygerman29]

It's taken me 2 years to realise he made a literal cheese deck

[@olivierboo831]

@Anton Barker OMG! you sir have cracked the code, you deserve my first ever like to anything ever

[@communistspider3682]

HOW have i never realized. holy shit

[@genericusername4206]

@@olivierboo831 kapp

[@kaldo_kaldo]

The cheese stands alone

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

bruh

[@Ironworksbuilding]

Why do I really want a real version of this

[@foxtayle683]

LOL, you just summarized most of our EDH games in MtG. Love the theme of your cards!🤣

[@Vertig0horizon]

He really milked his opponent's patience.

[@jewelfoxgaming873]

HA

[@kitsunefire1]

Underrated

[@play3r.wav.]

shut up and take my like

[@naqidoesps4]

That was a pretty cheesy pun

[@Vertig0horizon]

@@naqidoesps4 utterly ridiculous, really

[@calb9448]

I love the description for Big Gun "it's a big-ass gun, double attack, bitch" and Good Work Ethic "good job"

[@toastytoad8154]

Wait, how do you know? The description was censored.

[@calb9448]

@@toastytoad8154 When he gives Dairy Driver a raise, you can see the gun card in the upper right corner of the screen, uncensored

[@FlurarInuyi]

Black Brie literally just said "holy shit"

[@stas4017]

even better, it says "... double attack, bich"

[@toastytoad8154]

@@stas4017 Ever so coincidentally, I had a dream yesterday where i said b*tch without a "t." Completely pointless, but interesting nonetheless.

[@VidulaSaix]

ITS BACK

[@Ammiad]

I genuinely would play a game with this premise

[@ackee39]

Can we all appreciate this man made an entire card game about cheese for this one video

[@i-am-batman8538]

Moogic: The Grazing is featured in way more than one video...

[@i-am-batman8538]

@Yevgeny Allen Kristoffe Alverio Well yeah, it’s a very in-depth game. But he made the card game itself for more than one video, if it was limited to this one we’d never have been graced with Count Cornelius Cheddar or Brie Breaker

[@comicfan8350]

I want to buy this so fucking bad.

[@SlushieKing1989]

Lol

[@ackee39]

this got 1k likes what im just happy enough people still watch this for a recent comment to get 1k in 2 weeks lol

[@TheScribeScribe]

Other guy: Joke's on him, I have a lactose cannon

[@zwest400]

Jokes on you I have the IRS fire the lactose cannon employees with a. Requirement of -5 mana

[@leechelle8446]

@@zwest400 jokes on you i have cancer

[@ashleyyer05]

This comment is extremely underrated

[@leechelle8446]

@@ashleyyer05 which

[@kristijan7177]

@@leechelle8446 bruh

[@tempestst_pr0to]

dude i always love over-extending when i play a card game.

[@jackiedim7028]

I'm not sure if he's playing MTG or upgrading his tech tree in Civilization

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

“Dude, I just have one health left.”

[@Punkledunk]

You gotta let them know that you’d beat them even with like full health

[@purrgatory8705]

They might have a game winning card, even if their hand is empty. Never take that chance.

[@VieiraFi]

Draw monsta cado

[@apex7118]

Ok

[@LordangeloxD]

@@Punkledunk it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

[@Geodeee]

Its a lethal attack if hes lactose intolerant

[@RockWithAntlers]

Depends if hes asian or not

[@TheGobin]

@@RockWithAntlers depends on if the milk is expired

[@alfi3d943]

True

[@RockWithAntlers]

@@TheGobin either way, he will have a stomach ache

[@TheGobin]

@@RockWithAntlers and extreme shitting problems

[@danielcropp8553]

This is an accurate description of Magic: the Gathering.

[@BubbleGumRat3000]

When your card combo is so epic, even the deck itself whispers, "Well played!"

[@thekodex1186]

"This video is sponsored by magic the gathering" Almost made me choke

[@sebastiandraculstar8741]

SAME bruh

[@SparkStudiosTunes]

He always manages to tie in the skits with the sponsors.

[@jwdunn6401]

Same

[@darkbrightnorth]

I got an ad for magic the gathering and then one for a Pokémon TCG expansion back to back right after he said that

[@SmokingSexyStyle]

ikr

[@offensive5158]

I searched up "Somersaulting Cheese Factory" and here I am.

[@zaazazza6555]

That cannot be true

[@mystic5658]

@@zaazazza6555 it is very much true

[@boijone8440]

im sorry but you didnt search for this

[@eric_moore-6126]

Why did you search for somersaulting cheese factory?

[@cr0wk1llfanaccount96]

@@boijone8440 search it up, I did. The first thing I saw was this video

[@miraidinelli]

Who would thought that this video would predict the actual phase of Magic the Gathering and it's billions and billions of counters

[@pamelah1220]

Predict? Infinite combos were around before youtube

[@miraidinelli]

@@pamelah1220 who is talking about combos? I'm talking about counters Shield counters, +1, poison, indestructible counter, lore counter, divinity, time counter, charge, energy counter and much more

[@pamelah1220]

@@miraidinelli You need an engine to get billions of counters. Obviously. You saw a female name, started foaming at the mouth, and felt the need to 'correct' me. 🙄 *leaves chat*

[@miraidinelli]

I'm think you need to learn how to read I'm not talking about MAKING billions of counters in a game, I'm making an statement about THE EXISTENCE of multiple types of counters. My God, chill

[@deltree711]

This is some of the best parody MTG action I've seen. Cones of Dunshire tier

[@joshuastiles5595]

"That's how long it'll need to set up the cheese tasting phrase" *CHEESUS CHRIST*

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

Lol

[@Duxxmachina]

Cheesus Christ, Our Grate Lord

[@Fossilized6134]

nice

[@cheesy4384]

I was your 1000th like

[@JosephSmith-eh3uv]

Paraf Scor that was a very cheesy joke

[@FarmingSimulator]

We were able to follow with the cow thing.

[@Nibbi106]

Put this in ur game

[@wyattb.5070]

1st to say 1st!

[@wheresmyspegit]

Wow

[@CourtneyIsLovely]

Please do this LMAO

[@deathzark7632]

Why tf are you here?

[@ProcyonPal]

Can't believe they're integrating this video into Snap

[@Icelocks]

Funnily enough, for anyone who’s played Magic, this is basically how elf ball works.

[@dylanesalame]

i never thought i’d hear “now with a somersaulting cheese factory”

[@fluffyeevee383]

I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun!

[@Xorberax]

This is the first documented occurrence of this phrase coming into existence.

[@Xorberax]

We are literally making history.

[@badabing9402]

R/Brandnewsentence

[@kirdiekirdie]

It was a tap summersault because it was tapped 4 times and each tap is 90 degrees so you get a full circle.

[@J0hnB09]

“And here we go, the black Brie” “I don’t think that card is even legal anymore” well this isn’t a tournament, so it’s legal.

[@patrickwilbanks9716]

Pay no mind to the 4 archbound ravagers and 4 urzatrons in my deck. It's all legal!!

[@ponderinggoneamuck3374]

This is my friend every time we play yugioh: “well this isn’t a tournament, so all cards are legal.”

[@JedKni]

In the words of grunkle Stan “anything is legal when the cops aren’t around”

[@nakupovani1]

@@JedKni *YES*

[@JedKni]

nakupovani1 ah I see your a person of culture as well

[@waffler-yz3gw]

this video provokes the exact same feeling as me playing 8 cards in one turn in uno (the result of many, many reverses and skips) and ending with a +4 wild card

[@itshenster6838]

The fact that he made an entire card game for a 110 second video is just pure devotion. Also please release a full version of this game.

[@5000subsnovideo]

I went to a card game tournament and someone hit me with this kind of combo and I didn’t know what was even happening.

[@SuperNeos2]

Usually when this happens I just nod and smile just to get it over with. I don't even care if it's a legal play or not after a while

[@ethandonnelly1973]

My uncle taught me some yugiho when i was over once. All i remember is finally getting a grasp on the game and then he used Kuribo and buff cards to kick my ass. Fucking kuribo.

[@zetokaiba5867]

@@ethandonnelly1973 Kuriboh negates attacks so you tripping dawg

[@diveinstructordaniel1095]

Ethan Donnelly hah i once got otk‘d by an exodia Deck in the first turn

[@zetokaiba5867]

@@diveinstructordaniel1095 That's not a otk it's called a Ftk(First turn kill), but most people call it getting Exodia'd .

[@cup1d.708]

Teacher: What’s 1+1 guys? Me: 2 Teacher: Show your working. Me:

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

Math problems in a nutshell Teacher: how is 52X-42+(-26×X)-15? Me: 18 Teacher: how did you reached this result? Me:

[@Atomkaerna]

A friend told me that those who study math in uni actually had an assignment where they had to prove why 1+1=2 during their first year classes

[@hmmmmmmm9834]

@@Atomkaerna So what did they answer?

[@Atomkaerna]

@@hmmmmmmm9834 I have no clue. Probably pages upon pages with calculations

[@l1mbo69]

Principia Mathematica by Bertrand Russell had a 100 page "proof" of this so this is not even wrong

[@dorpth]

(quadruple taps card to turn back into untapped state) "You want anything for lunch?" "...some cheese?"

[@DoctyrEvil]

This is every god damn episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! perfectly summarized, but vastly more entertaining.

[@asame5943]

This is still literally shorter than an average yugioh turn.

[@Hardboioedhare]

Feels bad man, all I do is play control decks because of how much time I need to setup.

[@SleepyVesties]

It literally is. Feels bad man.

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

I know you're probably joking, but part of the reason I never got into Yugioh was because I had to play with a guy who was genuinely like that (I went to the same school as him) and instead of teaching me how to play, he would just play exactly like that and I decided fck it, not getting into Yugiob

[@Hardboioedhare]

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 yeah I don't blame you, what I said has a lot of truth to the game, for me it took so long to fully learn the game

[@asame5943]

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 It's not a joke, that's just how yugioh is played

[@supersmily5811]

"It's not about winning, it's about sending a message." -I don't remember who but they were a genius.

[@spectre3671]

-alpharad

[@user-xj9qc1lx1s]

-supersmily 5

[@MC_Parto]

Joker?

[@user-xj9qc1lx1s]

@@MC_Parto yeah but I’m pretty sure the comment is a joke

[@KoTheCutie]

Alpharad

[@fibsh546]

I love how all the other cards have a normal description that tells you about their abilities but the Black Brie's description is just *"Holy shit"*

[@MountainMemelord]

Good Work Ethics is "good job".

[@ColdGhost01]

What I would give to see a somersaulting cheese factory in real life...

[@RavenOnATree]

"Somersaulting cheese factory" never thought I would hear those 3 words in the same sentence...............

[@thecommonman9524]

I know that this is an overused comment but I actually read this as he said it.

[@CrabMushroom]

Somersaulting, me and my pet cheese rolled into the door factory.

[@Humps69]

1,000th like pog

[@requiem165]

😂

[@requiem165]

@@thecommonman9524 that happens a lot to me

[@air8961]

Only prozd can make a sponsored video not feel sponsored

[@virdipurbakala9052]

His sponsored video has the same quality as other video, trully the man of art.

[@creepypato3984]

6 months late but... What about EMPLemon? The Nascar video has the best fucking advertisement inclusion ever.

[@Jack-Anonymous]

Wow. I only noticed right at the end of the video.

[@fungusonus]

Russian Badger is also really good at that

[@zhihenglee4907]

Yet it is very effective.

[@theAstarrr]

Now this has a sequel

[@GreatFernicus]

It took me way too long to realize that Black Brie is a Black Lotus joke