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@SoupSackHandle9 ай бұрын
“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head
@SentinelEquinox9 ай бұрын
Head
@CS-xn6vb9 ай бұрын
Hard intro to a song. Would be god like
@fortnite_legendary_scar64699 ай бұрын
Stevie wonder bar
@majickpancake37759 ай бұрын
Head
@mac-n-sneeze9 ай бұрын
Found this comment as soon as he said it. Definitely goes hard
@chickenwingsub89166 ай бұрын
If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit
@islandboy93816 ай бұрын
You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM
@Ehh.....6 ай бұрын
They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.
@souptama39775 ай бұрын
I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes
@dank_jesus5 ай бұрын
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
@clashnytech5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@vinylwaveframe6 ай бұрын
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway." Actually fucking hard.
@laboon3445 ай бұрын
Yeah
@big_sea5 ай бұрын
yes
@oliverportillo34645 ай бұрын
Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”
@fizoh96054 ай бұрын
Yeag
@Gainsberg4 ай бұрын
The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.
@witchbvrner5 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic
@asuka_the_void_witch5 ай бұрын
love how dracula is more powerful than archangels
@sircartier44225 ай бұрын
@@asuka_the_void_witchthat vampire puzzy mutated him
@Sandux9305 ай бұрын
Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀
@thespiceman93678 ай бұрын
Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
@juniorjunior58847 ай бұрын
Canon event.
@King_Flippy_Nips7 ай бұрын
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared7 ай бұрын
@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.
@chronodiem7 ай бұрын
@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit
@tronsnow47637 ай бұрын
Nexus-level event
@TheSneakySlinky9 ай бұрын
"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line
@kingbod20759 ай бұрын
"sleeper"
@dustymax568 ай бұрын
Damn, bar-ception
@arrestedeffort8 ай бұрын
The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
@FleshWizard694208 ай бұрын
Straight bars no guards ❌👮
@gwimmweeperdoesgames60637 ай бұрын
@@kingbod2075you beat me to it
@injinheirosocrates6 ай бұрын
"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard
@big_seaАй бұрын
yes
@momentarylapse136224 күн бұрын
Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.
@injinheirosocrates24 күн бұрын
@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@thelad521 күн бұрын
@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition
@lazuliioverheaven6 ай бұрын
“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”
@AWWYEAHHHHHH6 ай бұрын
Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius
@Cecilpedia5 ай бұрын
I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard
@ViolentJrulez5 ай бұрын
We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale
@gary46894 ай бұрын
@@ViolentJrulezthis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.
@drany67073 ай бұрын
On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.
@tehloling19 ай бұрын
This video feels like an hour long.
@frocoshake21079 ай бұрын
I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.
@chrisholloway47249 ай бұрын
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
@Isthisausername4449 ай бұрын
It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣
@skinnyguy41809 ай бұрын
I wish it was 😂
@WangleLine9 ай бұрын
lmaoooo
@phonkwizard76676 ай бұрын
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane
@big_seaАй бұрын
yes
@exodusingenieur6 ай бұрын
"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example" 🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇
@musicjax4 ай бұрын
bat avatar checks out
@ReduckYT_4 ай бұрын
yo
@JonSudano8 ай бұрын
The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this
@stephjavs93388 ай бұрын
I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video
@Zayerz7 ай бұрын
How come you're under all life changing videos
@thebonapettit98287 ай бұрын
Sing this over all-star
@jaketwo35487 ай бұрын
Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire
@krusader95087 ай бұрын
Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.
@SchpoinklebergCityUSA9 ай бұрын
This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work
@JakeRanney9 ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@YouNoob2699 ай бұрын
Bro.. ☠️
@FronkZappa9 ай бұрын
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
@aztro.999 ай бұрын
the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak
@vaporfunkvhs9 ай бұрын
Twin Peak Pack
@gerry90115 ай бұрын
Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011
@psychotropictraveler5145 ай бұрын
It really does feel like OG KZbin
@samgerwin11015 ай бұрын
Joji👀
@gorillazfan33 ай бұрын
@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank
@victortobias69483 ай бұрын
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
@IdiotPhage2 ай бұрын
I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes
@defjusteman6296 ай бұрын
“I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.” That line goes hard for me.
@grovetender4713Ай бұрын
the contraption
@Liquid_Mike9 ай бұрын
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization" Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool
@laughingstock76389 ай бұрын
dracula is writing these, who else could
@_Cato_9 ай бұрын
Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed
@vlonerob9 ай бұрын
Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂
@datbubonicchronic9 ай бұрын
lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference
@PulspitUeuhe9 ай бұрын
@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic
@patrickyniguez77949 ай бұрын
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying
@BurnoutBushido9 ай бұрын
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
@svalk6669 ай бұрын
Funny, but too bad it's not a word
@IluvatarEru9 ай бұрын
not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣
@kelseyjaffer9 ай бұрын
@@IluvatarEru both
@donprovolone14259 ай бұрын
@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol
@galleryofroguesАй бұрын
His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier
@MrWolfSnack11 күн бұрын
elderly georgia accent goes hard
@4urawrkr26 ай бұрын
"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!" Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit
@1PROFITPROPHET18 ай бұрын
The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.
@crotchman8 ай бұрын
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*
@charlesburden29738 ай бұрын
I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization
@Demondreads8 ай бұрын
Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal
@Hoc-Dolliday8 ай бұрын
*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*
@asleep2day8 ай бұрын
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
@hiraeth_s10 ай бұрын
WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️
@radicaledward26009 ай бұрын
goin green goblin mode
@naomilauzut929 ай бұрын
Hardest shit I've heard in a while
@Micah.Dalton9 ай бұрын
Fucking 🔥
@LarryHotd0gss9 ай бұрын
We smokin’ dung beetle
@FleshWizard694209 ай бұрын
This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
@tiroforeal3 ай бұрын
My daily affirmations
@WangleLine26 күн бұрын
lmfao
@SadDad0116 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@saraharbaugh35236 ай бұрын
“They must have amnesia; they forgot that I’m HIM” is so powerful and hilarious
@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew9 ай бұрын
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR
@monkeyhook68569 ай бұрын
Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤
@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew9 ай бұрын
@@monkeyhook6856 on god
@Rf_FRSH9 ай бұрын
Lmao that was too damn funny
@twiceshy66139 ай бұрын
Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st
@djtopp69589 ай бұрын
He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭
@imthedude23518 ай бұрын
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
@tavo64968 ай бұрын
This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect
@FriendlyAC130Online8 ай бұрын
It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.
@nikhothuntawaphasha8 ай бұрын
"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭
@5tormshadow8 ай бұрын
The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...
@taylorwedemeyer34998 ай бұрын
that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it
@realkekz6 ай бұрын
I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven
@AWWYEAHHHHHH6 ай бұрын
Every line has so many layers it’s incredible
@smarmie81846 ай бұрын
Actual poetry wth
@xzas3253 ай бұрын
"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye
@chknnuggies28 күн бұрын
Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed
@d00mboy1319 күн бұрын
Id love that
@alejandrocalderon18598 ай бұрын
"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer." What a line 🔥
@Avxes8 ай бұрын
Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.
@FleshWizard694208 ай бұрын
Hitting like Hiroshima
@EcstaticallyCJ7 ай бұрын
Nailin'em like Nagasaki
@instaa56257 ай бұрын
Slapping like Okinawa
@redgit99057 ай бұрын
Annihilating like Afghanistan
@akw949267 ай бұрын
An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.
@NeoGraena7 ай бұрын
Nah that's actually Dracula. Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him
@tmk871547 ай бұрын
you got amnesia
@spazzboi7 ай бұрын
Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.
@connor488807 ай бұрын
my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead
@mrramos4046 ай бұрын
😂
@gargles52703 ай бұрын
dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him
@llDbGll6 ай бұрын
"I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.
@ozenthelewdable54278 ай бұрын
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sneedmando1868 ай бұрын
Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped
@Cervine8 ай бұрын
Heavily based Ozen enjoyer
@ThaPhantazm8 ай бұрын
He is Dracula.
@lephishe62718 ай бұрын
@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point
@ziwuri7 ай бұрын
Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.
@matthewgrobel55877 ай бұрын
“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here
@allworksnew7 ай бұрын
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
@wickedwastelander24107 ай бұрын
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH
@TheHarrisontemple7 ай бұрын
@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*
@vertigoEdits7 ай бұрын
@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's
@TheHarrisontemple7 ай бұрын
@@vertigoEdits thanks
@ooowow39086 ай бұрын
“ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭
@JulesBox6 ай бұрын
I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go
@LatinaCreamQueen9 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.
@oceanman73369 ай бұрын
That line was heavenly
@christiangottsacker69329 ай бұрын
Shit got *biblical* in the crypt
@Klonkus9 ай бұрын
Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn
@ZacharyTyler05099 ай бұрын
quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
@_Cato_8 ай бұрын
Hardest line in the whole video
@R33fth3b33f7 ай бұрын
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
@nightmare-nightmarenightma11476 ай бұрын
**Drac watching the fall of Rome** "This shit ain't nothin' to me man."
@R33fth3b33f6 ай бұрын
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking
@hindae0856 ай бұрын
This shit ain't nothin to him man.
@itsguooo6 ай бұрын
Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week
@galanopouloc6 ай бұрын
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
@Samantha_Thump6 ай бұрын
"Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him" rawest line in history
@theonekeanu6 ай бұрын
“we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.
@timlandes19656 ай бұрын
I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".
@bioder25798 ай бұрын
''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥
@mahino4207 ай бұрын
lol i was the 666th like
@hugmynutus7 ай бұрын
Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.
@victorminkov51837 ай бұрын
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.
@Samusamu577 ай бұрын
It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway
@victorminkov51837 ай бұрын
@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished
@Samusamu577 ай бұрын
@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french
@oinkerbob27 ай бұрын
>drops the hardest line I've ever heard >immediately pivots to saying goofy shit brilliant
@aesthetic48297 ай бұрын
Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life
@HC-qc5rp5 ай бұрын
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
@GreenyLJ246Ай бұрын
"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.
@jacksonwalsh69008 ай бұрын
As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped
@tonycornejo748 ай бұрын
Don’t doubt the power of Dracula
@terrencemerchant26578 ай бұрын
You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany7458 ай бұрын
Facts
@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell8 ай бұрын
@@terrencemerchant2657FAX
@ghostroses23888 ай бұрын
I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this
@andredayton14249 ай бұрын
“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS
@grandpapycofa15938 ай бұрын
one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man
@hotstankygarbage7888 ай бұрын
One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.
@MississippiHalfStep8 ай бұрын
Is it a ghost reference????
@CronaWings8 ай бұрын
thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM
@_Cato_8 ай бұрын
@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels
@Mostly-Ghostly3 ай бұрын
This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part
@yodoleheehoo9026 күн бұрын
no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!
@baranxlr7 ай бұрын
If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king
@Wilbur41927 ай бұрын
Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.
@pulzewidth7 ай бұрын
FR THO
@worksafe34417 ай бұрын
sire
@Yocumtown7 ай бұрын
Sire 🧎
@Reject-Demon6 ай бұрын
Sire
@patrickharper-aucoin44139 ай бұрын
It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity
@woohoomusic50989 ай бұрын
"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"
@carperfjord87489 ай бұрын
Real
@drakep.58579 ай бұрын
The perfect median is death grips
@detailedinfodisplay52109 ай бұрын
Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells
@d.h.foster89379 ай бұрын
this is an unreleased RXK nephew song
@Noname-ns2md6 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂
@dannyboi58875 ай бұрын
These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
@selfharmonyashra7 ай бұрын
“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this
@raveil1347 ай бұрын
Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s
@jimtsap047 ай бұрын
The line right before might be even harder
@Thee_Jadex7 ай бұрын
What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again Nvm found it its 1:34
@RZArekta7 ай бұрын
Sounds like a Billy Woods bar
@The_Ajna7 ай бұрын
Cold as fuck
@jakemancill47669 ай бұрын
The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous
@hello-rq8kf8 ай бұрын
possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language
@DonGrigorianFishing7 ай бұрын
Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.
@shopattenshopatten94307 ай бұрын
@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are
@DonGrigorianFishing7 ай бұрын
@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?
@90rm4n87 ай бұрын
@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha
@BunniKidd11 күн бұрын
The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason
@TheboyfromjupiterАй бұрын
He on that Bhutanese shadow garden pack timing
@andrewblubaugh56799 ай бұрын
Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao
@DeepSouthArtifacts9 ай бұрын
So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀
@donprovolone14259 ай бұрын
dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂
@zsebestien70509 ай бұрын
literally
@ChaseThePinballWizard9 ай бұрын
really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.
@DigitalMelanin9 ай бұрын
This reminds me of KZbin back in the day.
@treebeard47435 ай бұрын
"Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂
@goldman6506Ай бұрын
Nothing will ever top this
@dangerousd13129 ай бұрын
“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time
@Cgreg929 ай бұрын
Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.
@KreepKarnage9 ай бұрын
"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂
@_Cato_9 ай бұрын
I don’t get this line :(
@donda2listeningparty5689 ай бұрын
@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson
@_Cato_9 ай бұрын
@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol
@adamjenkins1907 ай бұрын
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂
@laboon3445 ай бұрын
Yeah 😂
@raycharlesisdead3 ай бұрын
lol yes
@mattbradley4083 ай бұрын
I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time
@dodsonboys6 ай бұрын
This is gonna be Gen Z when we get into the retirement home
@mikew31945 ай бұрын
nah too many old world pronouns
@dodsonboys5 ай бұрын
@@mikew3194 bitches be like "I bet you use pronouns" like bruh by default everyone does
@gorillazfan33 ай бұрын
Frank ain't a zoomer.
@ryankane71776 ай бұрын
I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.
@PEST177614 күн бұрын
Amazing isn't it 😂
@NoviTheProvi9 ай бұрын
"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary
@1dog9159 ай бұрын
same
@mmonster1219 ай бұрын
What's exactly means "I'm him "?
@mohawk47599 ай бұрын
@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy” idk if u know what that means but yeah
@1dog9159 ай бұрын
@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man
@WaffleHouseBandit9 ай бұрын
@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me
@Gheohtine7 ай бұрын
I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.
@daodude55157 ай бұрын
Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!
@60svision6 ай бұрын
Same
@chriseliason14766 ай бұрын
I will have to try as well.
@Mtoutdoorsman6 ай бұрын
I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂
@KaChowAndTheGang6 ай бұрын
No shit… I literally made a song about that
@BlankDeckSkater706 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.
@The1Herton3 ай бұрын
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D
@TriStarr8 ай бұрын
This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content
@r.a.throwaway79488 ай бұрын
We must share this video with the generations to come
@Cyan_Wing8 ай бұрын
Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank
@91mac_8 ай бұрын
I thought it was some old ass shit lmao
@91mac_8 ай бұрын
@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo
@ziwuri7 ай бұрын
it's from an old mind @@91mac_
@lovingthesauce9 ай бұрын
“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀
@j.d.56739 ай бұрын
Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.
@DeliriantPsychosis14429 ай бұрын
@@j.d.5673dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo
@deemontes72659 ай бұрын
Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂
@j.d.56739 ай бұрын
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
@christiangottsacker69329 ай бұрын
Where's the lie?
@ArcienPlaysGames29 күн бұрын
1:28 The Matrix bar has been living in my head ever since it was said. So damn good
@MCPeeBoy29 күн бұрын
"this will help sell our clothing"
@Sewer_Goblin9 ай бұрын
I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.
@badusername99039 ай бұрын
theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous
@TADOfficialHandle9 ай бұрын
He's getting stronger
@kiitzz9 ай бұрын
they’re getting more for the budget each time
@BAGGStheAugmented8 ай бұрын
This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.
@chadking87678 ай бұрын
@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.
@idioticeskimoe51499 ай бұрын
"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.
@OnlyExorn9 ай бұрын
Ong lmao
@JohnDoe-df6yr9 ай бұрын
Im movin like Oppenheimer
@WYCD9 ай бұрын
2:49
@_letstartariot9 ай бұрын
I spittaked water on that line.
@JTZ0128 ай бұрын
Can someone explain wtf this means?
@decepticonsoundwave2976 ай бұрын
"They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him" Goes hard
@malikjahim5 ай бұрын
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization" time to wistfully stare at the horizon, lads
@guyinred_yt4207 ай бұрын
The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol
@zoid_on_youtube7 ай бұрын
this shit aint nothin to him, man
@ktulhu20107 ай бұрын
he'll kill you
@m3zmr7 ай бұрын
you must have forgot who he is
@kenitod15286 ай бұрын
@@m3zmri think he has amnesia
@Rookiereece6 ай бұрын
I think most of it flew over his painted on hair
@RAMZAVFX7 ай бұрын
"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂
@Chodey5107 ай бұрын
Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)
@RAMZAVFX7 ай бұрын
no shit rlly?@@Chodey510 Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)
@Chodey5107 ай бұрын
@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream
@Starboundstreams7 ай бұрын
It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company
@canufen73506 ай бұрын
The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay
@Gav.in.4kАй бұрын
"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell
@RioniXIV5 ай бұрын
Ai can never replicate this
@ZachPrime7 ай бұрын
Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.
@agent43497 ай бұрын
Accurate
@neoncaelestis9 ай бұрын
"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated
@StudioMod8 ай бұрын
As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.
@thesavior96728 ай бұрын
Straight heat💀🔥
@vaughngreason21758 ай бұрын
Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.
@DestroyedTheGameАй бұрын
Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted
@2prize25 күн бұрын
too underrated
@ashtremble4 ай бұрын
Love how you can hear George laughing in the back
@gavtube12326 ай бұрын
Out of the whole tetralogy, this one somehow always hits different
@WingItMan2175 ай бұрын
It may very well may be the most iconic
@gavtube12325 ай бұрын
@@WingItMan217 Absolutely
@ericgibson63529 ай бұрын
“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles” Amen 🙏🙏🙏
@cuckoldtheclownkek40209 ай бұрын
That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂
@jellophant97169 ай бұрын
Hey what's your pfp from
@internalizedhappyness97749 ай бұрын
🙏
@tumultoustortellini9 ай бұрын
If you smoke crack then you practically christian
@royceisthebestrapper76869 ай бұрын
The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂
@Zippy8689 ай бұрын
This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.
@stephenpolizzatto89418 ай бұрын
Feel this on a Hegelian lvl
@Zoidberg131978 ай бұрын
This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that
@22z838 ай бұрын
damn why can I relate
@sonny84568 ай бұрын
Same
@BloodyMunchkin8 ай бұрын
You've seen the Magna Carta.
@rip.van.winkle_5 ай бұрын
"I'm moving like french montana, H E H"
@ALTVRA8 ай бұрын
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
@gutgunstig70618 ай бұрын
Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM
@TheRealDPooly8 ай бұрын
@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers
@redssign8 ай бұрын
@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time
@mochicuatro8 ай бұрын
@@redssign*margielas
@redssign8 ай бұрын
@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor
@gorillabepimpchimpin40587 ай бұрын
"we smokin that woopie goldberg, south Egyptian, verburger deluxe, mega million scratcher, skunk bubakush" hardest bar in history
@chrisp57967 ай бұрын
i think its fur burger deluxe haha but great bar regardless
@yungronny39445 ай бұрын
the line is funny but the way he says it too lol
@lrbag82693 ай бұрын
Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol
@jimparkin2345Ай бұрын
Egregarious angles
@Deamons647 ай бұрын
"Call that pussy the matrix, cuz im in this bitch and i cant get out!" Made me fucking cry laughing. How the fuck are so many of these lines unironically some of the hardest shit ive ever heard?
@Gmacc1876 ай бұрын
You must have amnesia. You forgot he's him.
@hedobevibindoe58705 ай бұрын
He's Him Kardashian
@Deamons645 ай бұрын
@@hedobevibindoe5870 the himulation
@AndreRQL4 ай бұрын
Someone else mentioned Joji owns this channel
@literallyjustgrass3 ай бұрын
@@AndreRQL i can't unhear filthy frank in these lines now, i buy it
@chiefbadmon9 ай бұрын
flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶
@jasperhopland89135 күн бұрын
This is possibly one of the greatest videos on this website.
@skirry90145 күн бұрын
The video ever
@the_smittuationАй бұрын
SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥
@george536918 ай бұрын
"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line
@masterklaw45277 ай бұрын
What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?
@markedgecliff74127 ай бұрын
Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?
@xenon89287 ай бұрын
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@masterklaw45277 ай бұрын
@@xenon8928let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
@risingSisyphus7 ай бұрын
"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH
@darkjak5659 ай бұрын
Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song
@ratbasher58909 ай бұрын
Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.
@keemkorn9 ай бұрын
ex military type beat
@royceisthebestrapper76869 ай бұрын
IT GOES IT GO-
@ben48949 ай бұрын
I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆
@ben48949 ай бұрын
Scratch that it already exists lmfao
@The5lacker3 ай бұрын
Every line is great, but people are sleeping on "I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle." Biblical. Literally.
@alvaromatteusoliveirarodri28472 ай бұрын
I've flipped bricks for Mansa Musa before you even were a type one civilization
@thedangerwich54765 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this so much it has become something past just art or comedy. It has become my my daily therapy.
@Spacialvekter7 ай бұрын
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him." goes SO HARD
@enzofarias67176 ай бұрын
On god 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊
@Patrick.Weightman5 ай бұрын
Bro if someone hit me with that shit I would go right the fuck home
@wheeliesmalls94647 ай бұрын
This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically
@fromaggio76547 ай бұрын
Unplugged
@mellinghedd2677 ай бұрын
a capella
@yoshigamer5077 ай бұрын
next death grips album should just be like this
@Zyklon-Bro647 ай бұрын
Death grips linked me here
@tsg_frank58297 ай бұрын
This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.