Dragon Age 2 - Sarcasm Dialogue Part 4

[@Bidmartinlo]

"What do you call it: When you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?" "ADVENTURING!" Hawke is like the twin brother I never had. :D

[@0v3rh3473d]

you forgot the pause

[@Blindluck92]

I thought it was called "Tuesday"?

[@Bidmartinlo]

***** Heh... you sound like a bandit. xD

[@Blindluck92]

Kill a few hundred thousand, and they start rubbing off on you, lol. No seriously, I think that Hawke will literally use "Tuesday" as an answer to this question or a similar one.

[@LightShadowOnyx]

II thought for Hawke it was every other tuesday

[@xAlreadyOverx]

"Do you even know why you're picking those up?" "........ They're shiny."

[@Limrasson]

"Coudl you make me a sweater?" *Hawke puts up best Arishok voice* "No." The subtetly of the joke kills me :D

[@0v3rh3473d]

"First he went after the Maker in his house then me in mine. I'm honored." haha

[@savannahgoodwin7262]

"And my Orlesian accent!" that made me laugh so hard!!

[@Antgirl89]

My favorite: "He'll live on in what he taught us...and erm, in this bizarre magical contraptions."

[@1337ijs]

"What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff?" "...ADVENTURING!" Who else fucking died?

[@jokerhalo1]

That small pause he had before he said it made it even funnier. It was like he had to think about it

[@billylav5254]

The fucking accuracy.

[@jdtii8154]

''I'd like to know who this ''Corypheus is.With a name like that,he's bound to go mwa-ha-ha at some point.I just know it!!''-Funniest line ever!!!

[@RampantParts]

IF I DIE ... MAKE SURE THE WORLD KNOWS ... I DIED AT CHATEAU HAINE!!

[@CRKennat]

"I have an Excellent sense of Dramatic timing...and good hair."

[@Inic]

The ending was hilarious but damn did it scare me.

[@SoultheDemon]

"Could you make me sweater" "..No" Fucking Classic

[@JS24601]

The scandalized way Hawke says "No, not Antiva! You fiend!" just makes me snicker

[@nienneelendil6582]

That last part scared me so badly! Lol

[@Butlermagic95]

"ive been stung by a bee" and all of what he said after that was funny

[@thewormsalad]

"I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. ... And good hair."

[@MonumentToSin]

"Nothing personnal but you're kind of crazy. And a bitch."...... "Oh I guess that was personnal." Yes, Yes I am.

[@jb111082]

Me too! :D

[@rosefannon1990]

Oh my gosh. the csi Miami made my morning. I just wish I had a short clip of that it be the perfect ring tone.

[@Martintheauthor]

I love the pause before Hawke's line.

[@WonderBoyo11]

i love your ending with the glasses hahahaha classic

[@anaz5627]

I already love this guy. :D 3:29 is just priceless.

[@spikegilfer1997]

"... and my Orlesian accent!!"

[@CinnamonGirl87]

Okay, I'm watching this at 1am, and that last part I really wasn't expecting. I had to clamp my hand over my mouth and hold my breath so I wouldn't wake up everyone. So, good job. I loved it.

[@franciszaldivar337]

7:16 Nice CSI reference there

[@Boss949]

5 ppl are spit mages

[@prankovalero]

NO NOT ANTIVA YOU FIEND!

[@CooperNRG]

"Nothing personal, but you're kind of crazy and a bitch." I've made it a point to work a variation of that into everyday conversation.

[@MeMoTie]

1:11 "let me guess.. it is something that has to do with this fancy thing?" LMAO

[@SolarisParadox]

You editted in a sunglasses and YEEEEEAAAAAH moment. Instant win, right there.

[@Clix2001]

kasumi's memory = mark of the assasin

[@apinckz]

What do you call it when you kill someone to get all of their stuff? Adventuring!

[@MilatovichFamily]

She is Tallis(modeled and voiced by Felicia Day from the web series The Guild and Dragon Age Redemption).

[@MrTawnyMan]

your Hawke is so much cooler then mine :( also great ending

[@LiustheLiar]

cuz i got your nose...... Tallis killed me right there...

[@TrooperSteve147]

The ending was a nice touch! loz xD

[@PhilDeFrancoFTW]

xD Loved the ending! Stellar

[@sgtpaintbrush]

I've told this as a joke to my friends, they busted out laughing!

[@karas66600]

i think bioware looked at the csi kirkwall meme for the last one

[@darthbdaman]

"and my orlesion accent" lol

[@TheMajormario]

Damn, this is really funny stuff! I can imagine the Sniper from TF2 right now, saying all of the lines... Hmm... That's an idea for me...

[@Ciciraven]

Hah xD I so really need to go sarcastic on a play through xD

[@xandamonium]

Just have to say, your Hawke is gorgeous. oO My God. But I laughed all through this, thank you. xD

[@TheMutermath]

i watched all 4 parts but you forgot to mention the response to the question asked by merils keeper of how he got flemiths amulet

[@kidofburden]

heheh, "muffins"

[@paliho123]

BEST ENDING EVAH!

[@MrAyden24]

Fucking love the end haha

[@REIL2LYFE]

oh yes they were.....play the beginning...pick a rouge or fighter. and then when she asks you if she can kill the darkspawn or you. then say "all yours sister" :T

[@NehnBellanaris]

Is it just me, or is the tune that they use in mark of the assassin the same tune that's used in dai at the winter palace?

[@conoid21594]

1:28 OOHHHHHH

[@Zyquux]

I cracked up at that last one. If I ever get DA2, I'm definitely going the funny/sarcastic route. I suppose I should get DA1 first, though.....

[@MonumentToSin]

lol Awesome ending dude. btw, who was the other elf girl (not Merril)?

[@boredgunner]

Probably the only good thing about the game is sarcastic Hawke

[@VioletMoonfox]

What are you talking about? I loved the fact that I could speck fully into Spirit Healer and walk away in the middle of a fight and come back with no one under half hp.

[@Linda-cc2ts]

@@VioletMoonfox I know this comment is 6 years old but I was wondering if you had any tips for the arishok fight as a spirit healer?

[@VioletMoonfox]

@@Linda-cc2ts it's been a while, but if I remember correctly, run, wait for him to do one of his telegraphed charges, move then attack while he's in animation. He's pretty much CC immune, but you can at least damage him safely then. And then start running once he looks at you. Do 8 around the two poles.

[@ArykvonStraln]

@apinckz And the best part about a Bioware adventure is that EVERYONE wants a piece of you at some point or another...so much shiny loot...

[@unknowntrick9]

LOL YAAAAAAAA

[@nisnast]

Your Hawke is a nice guy?

[@patrickthomas8101]

well of coarse he didn't walk away that will be a bad trait in a guard(Drum solo)!!!!!!

[@AlxanderBrd]

@CinnamonGirl87 Lmao same

[@DarthDevorin]

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