And Cassandra wanted this chick to lead a holy war...
@dddrrmm10 жыл бұрын
Well, Varric did take a few liberties when he wrote it all down...
@Tangylives10 жыл бұрын
Hawke was right about the nugskin coats though. My Inquisitor loves dem nugskins.
@sjsharp200710 жыл бұрын
judging by this she'd have made a pretty good Shepard too
@Donald5909 жыл бұрын
So many disgusted noises when varric was telling the story.
@urdnotwrex93749 жыл бұрын
HowlingFlames whats a vekel?
@HaruTotetsu10 жыл бұрын
LOL "By the time I'm done the Templars will swear the sky is green" *Looks at Dragon Age Inquisition Trailer...tear in the veil causes the sky to go green* Conclusion? Humorous Hawke is psychic.
@losnfjslefn885710 жыл бұрын
ROFL!
@dekaron1210 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@BexxiM9 жыл бұрын
***** Lol I can only Imagine if Cullen heard that in 2 then in Inquisition.
@shittyneet14557 жыл бұрын
Varric too. He predicted that Corypheus would shit a dragon from his hole.
@heathhertter51026 жыл бұрын
Haru Totetsu Coincidence I think not
@SadTreeButler8 жыл бұрын
First playthrough of Dragon Age II, I played as a Female Sarcastic Hawke... Needless to say, I ended up wanting to romance myself.
@urdnotwrex93748 жыл бұрын
+SadTreeButler that occurs off screen
@sinnombre34738 жыл бұрын
same shit happened to me
@marcoboscarol24207 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah XD
@lalavetezinha67697 жыл бұрын
That happens to me everyday.
@kat56056 жыл бұрын
same
@creap328 жыл бұрын
I think my personal favorite is: "Gamlen can't say good morning without lying twice". That shit is gold
@floppydisksareop5 жыл бұрын
if it was, Gamlen wouldn't have trouble with debt collectors though...
@abbyc99248 жыл бұрын
"But what about...oh Maker, where did my self righteousness and pointy ears go?" One of my favorites.
@neverlandhunter69888 жыл бұрын
That was incredible and also the first time I ever heard the line xD
@Elbon-the-Lolinator7 жыл бұрын
Cadence Hiddleston Solas greatly approves
@MonumentToSin6 жыл бұрын
I wish that was a dialogue option with Solas. I can already see him turning red from the tips of his ears to the entirety of his bald egghead.
@Damackism2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kimosterhout32422 жыл бұрын
It’s also hilarious that the elf’s comeback is to essentially call Hawke a human.
@franpe65229 жыл бұрын
3:16 "You'll have to be more specific. A lot of things are my fault" Perfect
@DragoSonicMile8 жыл бұрын
Flemmeth: *something something* You have to jump before you know if you can fly. "Cheap advice, coming from a dragon."
@cairrean24125 жыл бұрын
"For it is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."
@YZY_Fox21 Жыл бұрын
Bethany:We will regret to bring her here 🙆🙆
@Spartansoldier21710 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic Hawke makes the game worth playing.
@アリシア-r8f9 жыл бұрын
"By the time I'm done with this the Templars will swear the sky is green." Oh Hawke, careful with what you wish...
@Lelouchxzero19 жыл бұрын
+Alejandro Solares oh that was perfect.
@supervegito22779 жыл бұрын
+Lelouchxzero1 lol,d when i realized what yoj where referring too... yeah
@S1deshowRob10 жыл бұрын
Anyone who didn't like dragon age 2 clearly didn't play through it with a wise ass fem hawke
@poemanx72975 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@cesarvillegas62965 жыл бұрын
Dude, your comment is the best thing I ever read
@valentinewiggin91525 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@danieljanecka94924 жыл бұрын
too true.
@spectralassassin60303 жыл бұрын
I prefer male Hawke. The voice acting just feels better.
@cairrean24128 жыл бұрын
Hawke said sarcastically.
@AngryIrishBenjamin8 жыл бұрын
You know I hate it when you do that.
@cairrean24128 жыл бұрын
Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf.
@AngryIrishBenjamin8 жыл бұрын
Cairrean If, ah, you two have a moment.
@steel588364 жыл бұрын
Hawke: Go ahead, I love to eavesdrop Varric: Hawke said sarcastically Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that >:( Varric: Hawke said angrily to the dwarf
@Abrezish Жыл бұрын
It's just so good 🤣
@Willowflower9 жыл бұрын
"And I thought Templars only treated mages this badly. Nice to see you're branching out."
@HHopebringer10 жыл бұрын
Aveline is judging Hawke so hard throughout the entire video.
@Magpie5yndrome9 жыл бұрын
+SogekingSchofield503 "How about I shove a canary up your coal mine?" That one had me crying.
@ricorojas18544 жыл бұрын
She loves it🤣
@zrixie76958 жыл бұрын
"By the time I'm done with them these Templars will swear the sky is green" Best example of foreshadowing I have ever heard.
@Aaron-uh7nj8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god your comment just made me finally realize that!
@zrixie76958 жыл бұрын
Brynn Cousland Glad I could help!
@BlackLegion126218 жыл бұрын
Mind=Blown
@spikegilfer19977 жыл бұрын
Well.....Shit.
@kittybowman22037 жыл бұрын
Nope. The best example of foreshadowing in DA2 is Sandal's creepily accurate "prophecy"
@L-etoile-d-argent10 жыл бұрын
"A dowry would only matter if you were courting him." "Merill..." "*gasp* You're courting him!"
@poemanx72975 жыл бұрын
Hawke's face at 14:06 is priceless
@danieltobin44983 жыл бұрын
Never change Merrill...never change
@S117M4sterChief Жыл бұрын
“You never said how your three weeks in Orlais went.” “You’re right, I didn’t.” “So how was it? …oh! •giggle•”
@BattleManiac710 жыл бұрын
"Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at" one of my fav lines :D
@gnomesketches86347 жыл бұрын
"Er..I uh... Hope there will be no call to kill anyone, serah."
@ransherman16115 жыл бұрын
i have a t-shirt that say that xD
@yazanhussam81823 жыл бұрын
12:49
@prismanic243 жыл бұрын
RPGs in a nutshell
@datemasamune29049 жыл бұрын
I honestly wish Hawke were more like this in Inquisition.
@Krescentwolf9 жыл бұрын
+Date Masamune Both Hawk and Varric were ruined in Inquisition imo. DA2's game play was pretty subpar, but it had some amazing character writing.... DA:I was exactly the opposite... great game play and terrible characters.
@datemasamune29049 жыл бұрын
***** Wouldn't go that far about the characters. I actually enjoy their dialogue.
@TheBrickMasterB9 жыл бұрын
+Krescentwolf Well, you do have to factor in that Hawke got absolutely no break in life; at best, their mother and one of their siblings died, 4 out of 5 of their LIs can betray them at some point, and they pretty much feel as if all that war, death, and destruction from the Mage-Templar war is their fault.
@CaptainRed10009 жыл бұрын
+Date Masamune The only character DAI did a disservice to was Hawke. The rest were fine.
@Krescentwolf9 жыл бұрын
CaptainRed1000 Maybe it was done on purpose, I'm not certain... But Varric felt... empty... tired... His snappy one-liners and zing from DA2 just didn't seem to be there. But my biggest problem with the DAI cast is that there was relatively little character developement in them. DA did it great... and DA2's one shining achievement was that it wrote GREAT characters. Bull and the rest of the cast felt... flat. That's not to say DA:I didn't have its own share of shining moments... it did. The characters just didnt feel like they measured up to the rich world the devs made.
@Snap251010 жыл бұрын
Elf: There are demons, they make him do those horrible things! Hawke: *facepalm*
@raediant33079 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic Hawke will always be best Hawke.
@raediant33077 жыл бұрын
I redact my statement, over two years later, to say that I've become more fond of a diplomatic Hawke. That is all.
@feniu107 жыл бұрын
You were right the first time. But maybe I'll come back in 2 years and change my mind, who knows
@raediant33077 жыл бұрын
.....didn't ask.
@Galastel7 жыл бұрын
Some of the sarcastic remarks Hawke makes are hilarious, and frankly - asked for. Others are mean. I played mine as starting out diplomatic with a good sense of humour, and then gradually, as she becomes more jaded, using more and more sarcasm. Trouble is, the game wants you to be one thing all the time. That's meh.
@caseybaker79355 жыл бұрын
@@Galastel Unfortunately, it would be rather difficult to program all the different hybrid personalities and it would be too easy to shift between them
@killerins100022 күн бұрын
Sorry i have to come back here after seeing Dragon age veilguard Humor options...
@namoeleon99087 жыл бұрын
She's like a slightly nicer Morrigan.
@clothar238 ай бұрын
Morrigan had a better figure though.
@CrimsonPugachev7 жыл бұрын
1:25 LMFAO imagine if she used this line when arguing with her Grey Warden friend in the Fade: Warden: You killed almost every mage in Kirkwall! Sarcastic Hawke: A demon made me do it!
@Wordslay10 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed Sarcastic Hawke didn't pull out much of her witty lines in the Inquisition. Sighhhh! I miss it so.
@babyhenchy110 жыл бұрын
Still had one of my favorite lines in the game: "If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks NOTHING like the Maker's bosom."
@teaartist64555 жыл бұрын
You've clearly missed something, someone has made a absolutely amazing compilation, or should I say three?
@spartanq77815 жыл бұрын
You have to select the sarcastic Hawke path in DA Keep. For it to transition into Inquisition.
@danieljanecka94924 жыл бұрын
too bad Inquisition didn't pull off half of the wit that DA2 did.
@kake16042 жыл бұрын
@@danieljanecka9492 except it did
@Aska24684 жыл бұрын
Humorous Hawke and the dialogue in general were the highlight of the whole game and the fact that characters actually react to the sarcasm and humor makes it all worth it.
@Spartanjames1709 жыл бұрын
So many times I told myself I was going to do a serious Hawke, but I just can't do it sarcastic Hawke is just priceless. Everyone in DA2 wants to take everything so seriously, and then Hawke shows up ready to make a joke at their expense.
@georgemeyers7172 Жыл бұрын
Varric and Isabela would like to have a word with you.
@amandaaughtry72563 ай бұрын
It's like sneak Archer in skyrim, you can try not to, but you will always inevitably play sarcastic Hawke
@rosiek19905 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is when revered mother Elthina sees through sister Petrice's ruse. It goes something like: "I think she saw right through you... Quick, try lying more!"
@spartanq77815 жыл бұрын
That and Hawke said sarcastically.
@archangel91918 жыл бұрын
10:49-10:50 - "Someday I like to one week without meeting an insane Mage, just one week!"
@artur691210 жыл бұрын
The only way to play the game xD
@Mackerman10 жыл бұрын
"I should go" Goddamn it Bioware
@MjollTheLioness-o4y Жыл бұрын
My favorite companion line in the whole game is when the Arishok says he's taking Isabela and Aveline pipes up "Oh, no. If anyone is kicking her ass, it's me." lol. For all its flaws I really enjoyed DA2, especially the dialogue. The companions and Hawke were like their own little family.
@Ian-wn5lc Жыл бұрын
Aveline is that one friend who is both sick of everyone else's shit and will absolutely be the first to punch out someone who threatens the group.
@iamconfusion32696 жыл бұрын
"where'd my self righteous attitude and pointy ears go?" I'M HOLLERING
@lancecurry75386 жыл бұрын
*DALISH GUARD:* Why, you...! *You...! SHEMLEN!!!*
@spade74910 жыл бұрын
"It's pretty late... you ass." LOL!!! Gets me every time!
@spartanq77815 жыл бұрын
That was a asshole thing to say so she has a point.
@dungeonmaster2013 жыл бұрын
@@spartanq7781 humorous hawke has a funny monologue after the same section if you fight that scene alone.
@spartanq77813 жыл бұрын
@@dungeonmaster201 Ah yes the case of Hawke talking to him/herself.
@VenomQuill4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the game has it's faults, but the dialogue is pure friggin' gold. Hawke: "So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance under the moonlight to fit in?" Anders: "I'd pay to see that."
@SleepyReaper7510 жыл бұрын
They will say that the sky is green In inquistion they're right.
@Peopleman513 жыл бұрын
There's one in the Legacy DLC where Hawke says; "Corypheus... with a name like that he's bound to go MU HA HA HA at some point." That was the greatest sarcastic Hawke remark I've ever heard.
@BlackLegion126218 жыл бұрын
"Sand in the eye." "What was his name?" "Anakin."
@95peterdek10 жыл бұрын
"We are under attack, what a surprise"
@beccadecs183810 жыл бұрын
It feels like they are the bloopers of dragon age 2 XD
@urdnotwrex93749 жыл бұрын
This is why Hawke should have been the inquisitor. She's able to keep it all in perspective. Also she would've called Solas on his bullshit
@MySolaar10 жыл бұрын
"She went insane. Looking after 10 children will do that to a person. Or it could've been the demon" LOL i just love fem hawke voice :D
@pgalle410 жыл бұрын
Humorous Hawke was an absolute fucking gold mine of hilarity - and tbh, a lot of the reason I kept coming back to play DA2. I really wish they integrated more of her sarcasm in Inquisition though.
@spartanq7781 Жыл бұрын
My favorite line Hawke: "I love to eavesdrop on people." Varic: "Hawke said sarcastically" Hawke: you know I hate it when you do that." Varic: "Hawke said in an aside to the Dwarf."
@XelestialAurora11 жыл бұрын
She really is superb. She delivers all of the lines perfectly.
@lucymeadows29709 жыл бұрын
its that slide at 10:17 that gets me everytime "if I might put this back on track"
@StarStrikeAnimation9 жыл бұрын
I loved having a humorous Hawke in DA2. I kind of find it sad that in Inquisition, she doesn't retain that humor. Like, where did my Hawke go?! D:
@Kiwijr25798 жыл бұрын
Well, they do say a line depending of their personality if you let them die and didn't have them dating anyone. Otherwise, they apologize to their love interest.
@MrItsaplane7 жыл бұрын
Hawke doesn't exactly have many lines in Inquisition.
@VVishq7 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, considering the DA2 events and all that happened to her, and the ending, and the shitstorm going on in the world... Maybe lost some of her humor. Despite that, one quite funny line still remains.
@qarcon32476 жыл бұрын
well my Hawke romanced Anders and killed him after he blew up the chantry so her seriousness is a bit explained in inquisition. particularly her hatred for blood magic
@anthonymurano90404 жыл бұрын
That's why I don't want them to bring back the Warden (if you did the Dark Ritual). Many people are like "Oh, I want to see my Warden again, he/she can have a voice actor/actress like they did with Hawke". Yeah, but Hawke was nothing like Dragon Age II, and with so many origins and personalities you could pick for your Warden, I feel like giving the Warden a generic personality or voice will ruin him/her. I had a female Blood Mage Hawke in one World State, and she was vehemently against Blood Magic in Inquisition, which just made her look like a hypocrite....
@7supergirl8 жыл бұрын
The first time I played, I did the entire first act as a diplomatic/nice Hawke, and only started being a sarcastic/humorous Hawke in the second act. I never looked back.
@dyule2610 жыл бұрын
I like the female Hawke's voice acting! The sarcastic tone is there
@brawler70711 жыл бұрын
"if he's not dead, watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping though the streets" I can't
@powerhousegreen275419 күн бұрын
who's here after veilguard?
@dddrrmm8 жыл бұрын
12:32 Geralt sheds a single tear of happiness.
@zamaskowany127 жыл бұрын
Good girl Ciri
@rinokumura73716 жыл бұрын
Пиер Стоянов Like Father Like Daughter
@VadeaShepard Жыл бұрын
I want Sarcastic FemHawke and Sarcastic Kassandra from Assassin's Creed Odyssey to go on an adventure together. Would be a non-stop laugh track.
@Hoezi028 жыл бұрын
"Oh! That's very clever then!" xD
@SuzySue4158 жыл бұрын
I'm totally gonna use that line. "A demon made me do it".
@YZY_Fox21 Жыл бұрын
This one gold 😂😂😂
@shaniatreyu9303 Жыл бұрын
"He isn't very trustworthy. And he smells." QUEEN
@jeramahia12310 жыл бұрын
This woman is absolutely charming!
@1stZeu5 ай бұрын
I just love the Hawke natural humor, one's of best Protagonists i ever played
@azkadewarizqi59529 жыл бұрын
The female sarcastic hawke is the queen of badassdom.
@Nobody-sh4pu6 жыл бұрын
"I have a smile on my face. That should be enough for most people." is actually very sad :(
@eonblue75193 ай бұрын
I love the "whats a Mekkel?" Line 😭
@archangel91918 жыл бұрын
09:48-10:20 - Classic DA:2 Moment.
@Kiwijr25798 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I love how Hawke gets in between. The voice actress is a genious! :)
@rexcyjones941611 ай бұрын
Female sarcastic hawke voice is always hot 🥹
@ryn8769 Жыл бұрын
I did my first play-through as almost entirely diplomatic fem Hawke and yeah I liked it, but oh my god I didn’t expect to like Sarcastic Hawke so much on my second run, it made the game even better lol
@MoonsongReverb5 ай бұрын
I may be a bit late But the best is if you choose the humorous personality on Hawk for DAI. My Lavellan and zero were like a standup comedy duo for 5 minutes straight 😂
@kaylaCORE9 жыл бұрын
humorous hawke is my queen.
@richkaramelcenter53524 жыл бұрын
Would really love if the Dragon Age 4 protagonist could have the choice to be Hawke levels of funny or Warden levels of evil, that would make for some fantastic dialogue choices xD
@Scanny5247 жыл бұрын
Two things this game got right: Sarcastic Hawke More dynamic combat
@victoriasharpe16619 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much when she said, "Soil yourself later!' to the viscounts son. Love all of them though, too funny. Am always a sarcastic Hawke. It's just too good
@KFro9k10 жыл бұрын
14:01 Dat expression on Hawke when Merrill realizes that Aveline is courting Donnell..priceless!
@lancecurry75386 жыл бұрын
*MERRILL:* (gasp!) You're courting him!
@ottoacid18008 жыл бұрын
Female sarcastic Hawke is the only way to play this game.
@willieoelkers55683 жыл бұрын
Left out my favorite: "I'd make a terrible slave. I talk to much. [pulls a knife to the guy's throat] And I do this."
@exemplar72055 ай бұрын
"What about my...maker! Where did my self righteousness and pointy ears go?!" 😂
@nadined35764 жыл бұрын
I also love when anders says "I love you" to hawke and she says "Want a sandwich?"
@bradtorville55267 жыл бұрын
Hawke talking in DA2 more than makes up for the Hero of Ferelden not saying a word in DAO.
@CryptidBogLord10 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly, you would only need to worry about a dowry if you were courting him. Merril.... Omg you're courting him!!
@luisfer0714 жыл бұрын
whatever they say about dragon age 2, i believe that having a voice for the protagonist as this humorous choice give us some of the best dialogues on the whole series, something that inquisition follow seconds and that make the origins falls short in relevance of character; think about it, in inquisition your hawke can appear, no matter what way you choose, and depending on who, the perception of people change, but the hero of ferelden, was only "a friend" or "brave" quite superficial
@katie59982 жыл бұрын
Eh, I liked my Warden not having a voice. It was harder to read tone sometimes, but the amount of personalites you could have was amazing. There were often five to eight responses you could have to something, all with different tones and feelings. You could also have real arguments and conversations with characters, something that's not so lacking in DAII but was a major downfall in DAI (imo). Having said that, DAII and DAI was fine with voice acting and I enjoyed it.
@MukuonChannel10 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic and Queen Bitch Hawke is the only way to play the game :D
@TheInnerSanctuary8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sneaking some Aveline in this video.
@GoddessOfCats4 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic fem Hawke is canon to me. Can't imagine Hawke as anything else than a snarky bitch and I love it.
@Devlin11511 жыл бұрын
Fenris : This freedom tastes like ashes. Hawke: I always thought it tastes like chicken. That's just brilliant.
@archangel91919 жыл бұрын
09:39 - "In a moment I'll look down and see I have no pants on!" Great, I may or not use that next time before the next big battle in Mass Effect of Dragon Age Inquisition in the Future or something.
@urdnotwrex93749 жыл бұрын
Isabela and Hawke are perfect
@babyhenchy110 жыл бұрын
"Why so serious all of a sudden?" "I have a smile on my face." Accidental or perfect editing?
@maximumdm96124 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about DA 2 the dialogue is golden
@archangel91919 жыл бұрын
07:05 - "Well pardon my dog for breathing!" Brilliant, that one is the best in my opinion.
@TheHouseOfJokes9 жыл бұрын
Utterly brilliant. I really liked experiencing your youtube video. I am looking forward to discovering several extra in the near future.
@kyleerayner30412 жыл бұрын
Sandal: The old lady is scary! Hawke: Sandal: Hawke: Sandal: Hawke: Sandal: *scratches butt*
@archangel91919 жыл бұрын
06:59 - Aveline: "'It's pretty late?' You ass."
@KingDanikMort Жыл бұрын
10:20 "You were going to kill people anyway? That's... not funny at all, really" makes it 10 times funnier LMFAO
@nayriacadera6048 Жыл бұрын
The moment hawke barks back I was like ' aren't mabari supposed to be really clever? Why did this one choose this silly goose? '
@archangel91919 жыл бұрын
08:51 - Brilliant, it's Classic Isabela.
@binah774416 күн бұрын
DA2 had so many problems but damn the writing was good.
@danomyte678 жыл бұрын
my one take away is that u can't be funny AND solve problems peacefully at the same time.
@S117M4sterChief3 жыл бұрын
8:46 Charming. Very charming, Isabela
@charlottemayr36176 жыл бұрын
This voice actress was wonderful
@XxSharpieItBlackxX9 жыл бұрын
Don't watch while getting ready for work... you'll laugh hard enough you can't do anything lol
@kiesha33210 жыл бұрын
2:35......Damn it Merril!
@anthonymurano90404 жыл бұрын
Her childlike innocence is hilarious... Especially the quest with Aveline and Donnic or after you do Varric's quest with his brother, and he says something about priests being lit on fire..
@bearhugzfam64910 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is this less "best of" and more "all of?"
@Kiwijr25798 жыл бұрын
A humorous monologue is missing, so, it's not all of them :)
@lilacsweets9274 жыл бұрын
And “Cheap advice, from a dragon” is also missing
@hopewec10 жыл бұрын
'I should go'?! that made me laugh cause of Citidel DLC for ME3 (nice femShep impression)
@benjaminhill7888 Жыл бұрын
Humorous Hawke and Alistair would have been a great duo.