dragon ball z abridged funniest moments

just a collection of some of the best and funniest moments from dragonball Z abridged, i do not own any of the content.
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[@starkiller34]

'CLOTHES BEAM!' Picolo confirmed greatest fighter ever.

[@Whitesnake18]

that is easily my most metro attack

[@Corrupted_Eon]

Gives you a straight jacket

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

With that superpower, he can make a massive Fortune selling clothing.

[@Ryan-eu3kp]

F!@ ing hilarious

[@mikejones-tc5jj]

Funniest line in season 1.

[@GattoriSancho]

its hard to go back to regular dbz after this

[@CJ-wj5ol]

I mean this is funny and the other js like more "serious" wink wink notch notch

[@thenoobreturnz8968]

No it's legit, I've been doing a re run on anime and watching the whole db series it's literally hard to go back to it 😂

[@andrewyp6724]

DBZ anime always was crap. As a guy who liked the manga version of it, I tried to sit down through it at least once, just couldn't go over even 30ish episodes. If you were first introduced with the anime version, never read the manga, then I could see someone going through it.

[@thegamerkhan]

@@dolphwang5063 Kai is pretty much the manga

[@thegamerkhan]

@@andrewyp6724 same I had problems as well

[@gandalftheswag]

Piccolo's most famous advice: "DODGE!"

[@funnybong_42]

That advise is applicable for everyone in DBZ

[@joshuabirch1213]

Neeeeeeeeeeerd

[@funnybong_42]

@Justin Nowaczynski agreed. Attacks Dodge Popo not the other way around.

[@rutmaineinesia8621]

Piccolo’s funniest moment yes yes yes i can win i feel great i can do thisss

[@Vejustin]

The cell saga “I can’t believe he dodged that?” Piccolo glares at Gohan. “What???”

[@truepotential206]

"So, Nudity makes you stronger on this planet" 🤣

[@Whitesnake18]

uh no we're wearing weighed clothing

[@quinntanium350]

“Oh of course, because that would be ridiculous ahahaha”

[@RandomPerson-ei1eo]

So that hair does compensate for something...

[@solid002793]

*unzip

[@deltumn5899]

Zarbon: Maybe we could test your theory?

[@odst72397]

Zarbon: You see, i've been hiding another side of myself. Vegeta: Where? In the closet? Rollin lol

[@zeera7080]

Zarbon best girl

[@thediamondminecrafters4059]

@@zeera7080 zarbon is a guy though

[@zeera7080]

@@thediamondminecrafters4059 Ik, it is a joke you see😁

[@prudence433]

Zarbon waifu of the year

[@dimpholibran9635]

😂😂😂😂

[@alyssatothe1005]

Piccolo: I'M NOT A GODDAMN YOSHI!! Goku: But you said you were! Piccolo: IT'S CALLED "SARCASM"!! Goku: What does that taste like? Piccolo: DAMN IT, GOKU!!! I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@stuffwithavalon3201]

Alyssa to the 100 I think goku thought it was salabi

[@Cylius.]

@Ethan Morofsky you walked right into that one

[@tracyhiggs2642]

I was dying when he said😂🗣Naw Goku, I'm a green fucking dinosaur

[@Whitesnake18]

STOP IGNORING ME

[@tracyhiggs2642]

Awe man lol now I'm about to watch it again

[@bwandond]

"There's an albino namekian I front of me" lmfao

[@jessepinkman5737]

"Kill it like the rest" lol

[@camhall1001]

"Actually sir, he's an earthling" lol

[@jessepinkman5737]

Man those things make dbz abriged so good

[@john-olivierlukama1548]

@@camhall1001 kill it like the rest

[@youtubeuser5524]

-Super Kami Guru lol

[@RosheruCell]

I like insolent Nappa “Are you the Saiyans?” “No” 😂

[@Whitesnake18]

don't be rude nappa

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@Whitesnake18 "which means your here for the dragonballs?"

[@feristired8092]

@@lordandsavior6726 no

[@moathabdulla1139]

@@feristired8092 F*ck you nappa

[@MrHandss]

wonder how many people who saw that know it was a reference to yu yu hakusho. most likely, because that scene in question had already been memed by the same guy who famously did the "over 9000" video.

[@TheZeroTerra]

I laughed so hard when vegeta screamed so hard that everyone could here it including trunks 20 years later

[@SamuraiX6288]

Father?

[@DragonsRocks017]

Daddy?

[@sarahwatkins4520]

My partner showed me that, and we were both crying lmao.

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

Partner? You mean "husband", no?

[@ogolow570]

@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay based

[@2XcrazymanX2]

"lord freeza, vegeta is really giving us a pounding" "i'm coming zarbon, quick grab my balls" genius...

[@ajani1939]

Honestly!! The laugh was brilliant lol

[@end0king998]

Okay I'm embarrassed to say this but when I first was that abridged episode I thought Freeza meant his actual balls

[@ssjboy10]

Vegeta : I hated my father Yajirobe : Than you father was a total dick Vegeta : How dare you to talk about my father like that

[@ooghaboogha4362]

Lol

[@ryandevan2793]

He said prick not didk

[@worldwhitneyincorp]

"When I got back to the look out, I saw popo drinking some whiskey. And there was five corpses littered all over the lookout. He laughed when i said 'five'" Best moment.

[@EerieBetrayal]

The mighty Chessers i nearly pissed my pants when that came up in the episode lol. mind you, this series had that happening a lot

[@ooghaboogha4362]

@@EerieBetrayaleven 'a lot' is an understatement

[@lonic0492]

“Face down with another man beating your ass! Is it Wednesday already Zarbon?” I laughed so hard.

[@doitdoit8519]

4:23 “And you’re a Prince?” “No…” “F*** you, Nappa.” This cracked me up 😂

[@Scothulu]

I think you missed one, Frieza: Dodoria would never let them out of sight! Dodoria: *loses sight*

[@shadowproductions969]

that whole scene is basically Frieza just calling everything Dodoria is about to do by saying he wouldn't

[@michaelwillis6955]

naaaaaiiill gather the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV nail:sir that would be a great miss use of there power goru:I'm about to miss use my hand upside your heaad

[@Me-dy6um]

Grammar police: Something's wrong I can feel it

[@66DoodleGal]

Zarbon: Lord Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding! Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls! Ginyu Force:......*LMFAO* My thoughts exactly

[@AzerothLatinoamerica]

ROLF

[@tracyhiggs2642]

@@AzerothLatinoamerica 💀

[@thehacker8456]

ROFLMFAOLOL

[@dimpholibran9635]

The ginyu force laughing😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Fabobabywood6189]

I had to rewind that part a few times. It was just funny asf it has my dying!!! 🤣🤣

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Man, the voice acting and sound mixing got soooo much better after season 1. I know they aren't making a season 4, but it'd be pretty cool if they remastered the first season.

[@camillecunningham7348]

Yeah the sound mixing during the TFS Sayian arc made it pretty tough to get through that season.

[@once-ler9090]

nappa it's a trick!!! but vegeta tricks are for kids

[@stuffwithavalon3201]

son gohan you know what on second thought catch it catch with your teeth

[@lonecalzone6901]

trix

[@RoughnutOHoulihan]

@@lonecalzone6901 tricks

[@Comeoutwithyourhandsup]

Just an aneurism due to pure stupidty Jeez vegeta, didnt know you were that stupid

[@jmhaugen4757]

"On second thought, catch it, Nappa. Catch it with your teeth."

[@MrPopo40]

"So your his brother huh, so that must mean you'll be involved in lots of future event right?" Oh how I wish Krillin

[@user-dg9kw3jp5d]

" I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon balls doo doo. Here they are sitting in bunch doo doo 1 star 2 star all as big as my head, give them toss a planet across that's how vegeta wins bye bye " Am just sayin Waka waka

[@whynotbelk]

XERXES ROADHOUSE He's just... Saiyan.

[@user-dg9kw3jp5d]

Belkace Aeroda whateva

[@TheZeldacity]

Team fourstar is serously legendary

[@ooghaboogha4362]

Yep

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

I agree respectfully. (Do not correct his spelling of “seriously”.)

[@EugeneOneguine]

The random "Ma-HOgany" never gets old.

[@insatiableviper20]

My absolute favorite line from Goku when he noiticed the Raditz's power level that made me just die of laughter: "HOLY BLACK ON A POPO WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!!?"

[@grandmasterpo4067]

"Just an aneurysm from sheer stupidity" "Wow. I didn't think you were that stupid vegeta" I'm dying lmao

[@AuracleOfBacon]

11:00 Dragon Ball Super made Vegeta’s bad singing ability canon, so I appreciate the nice touch here. At least nobody was around that time to hear (unlike in Super where he was incredibly drunk lol)

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

Super probably copied from this lol

[@xClaydogzx]

Oh my goodness I’m laughing so much on the singing

[@HelloTardis]

“I need an Adult” “I am an Adult…” Is still one of the most awkwardly funny lines I’ve heard 😂😅

[@jessicadegen8433]

Funny story, one time my 5 year old cousin said "I need an adult" so of course I had to reply "I am an adult" You know what his response was? "Shit, you're right"

[@RWBYfreak]

Guru: "Nail! I have a bitch of an itch on my left asscheek".

[@heroic9631]

Nail must have a scary life.

[@kennymccormick3646]

Rule 1 of the pecking order: Don't question the pecking order.

[@savannahbancroftkaeliasaiy6115]

GOKU: AH MY RIBS I THINK YOU BROKE MY......RIBS HAHAHAHAHA

[@gamepyro3164]

Choutzu "Don't worry, you can just wish me back with the dragon balls... now goodbye my freinds!" Tien "that won't work choutzu! we already wish you back once with the dragon balls, we can't do it twice!" Choutzu "Wait what??" *BOOM* XD

[@MaestroAlvis]

3:45 "ill tell you where they're not, safe." This joke makes my brain hurt.

[@rainick]

Vegeta's dragonball song is the best thing in the entire series :D

[@RealWardon]

Goku : piccolo, you use weighted clothes training as well? piccolo : no goku, i just love to get naked when im around you. omg xD

[@Projekt237]

10:59 is my new alarm - a good shock and a laugh is better than a hot cup of coffee.

[@yeeaboi6682]

Kid Gohan:Mr Piccolo will be so prou- YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YA

[@mets2128]

DOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEE!

[@Nwa-Nwa1]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[@smdc4life]

lmaoo there are so many lol moments in this series but I always cracked up when vegeta kneecaps gohan in the stomach 😂😭...that face he had too before...fucking done rn...that's a real OG vegeta moment.

[@bridgetscarborough2212]

Vegeta:BITCH SLAP Krillin:OH SNAP POW IM CRYING 😂😂

[@medinaw94]

Imagine being a whole species on a different planet, living your life with magic powers, and making your own clothing by hand, just to be taught by the clone of the evil version of your distant cousin that doesn't even know his own name that you can materialize clothing from thin air.

[@zainy_inc154]

The dodge gag always gets me 😂❤️

[@somfavmusic]

The funniest moment is the entire series!!

[@themangomanjuice]

Fun to watch compilations of the abridged series sometimes. A good KZbin classic. I remember finding the earlier episodes as a kid and finding the humor funny.

[@vomitinskwerlz]

"i am an adult" dat face

[@zamthecatcoon9240]

11:53 fell out of my chair laughing

[@heyitsthedude]

Used the same joke with trunks as well-

[@dlbutters7164]

"So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet?!" Onlyfans creator: "hmmm!"

[@grandmasterpo4067]

The continuity is awesome. Trunks hearing vegeta scream, then later when showing trunks time line they slip the scream in lol

[@tatianalongrove8388]

Gohan: "Do you hear that"? Krillin: "I feel that"!

[@arashink]

"Do you feel that?" "I taste that."

[@StaleToast0011]

Imagine if Piccolo just made very weighted clothing using his clothes beam and defeated anyone

[@michael62095]

Alright Maggots Listen up popo's about to give you the pecking order it goes You the dirt The Worms inside of the dirt Popo's Stool Kami and popo Lols

[@phoenixshadow4631]

It's "then popo" not "and popo"

[@Darkwolve85]

How could they miss when Vegeta was surrounded by gum drops and ice cream

[@ThePathStrider]

"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?"

[@trippieboozie0001]

2:49 he was talking about Beerus's fish friend lol

[@EngineerDJ_Julius]

If only DBZ has 100% humor just like DBZ Abridged

[@B3emy]

Gonna be showing this to my kids and say this is the REAL DRAGON BALL SEIRES

[@grammysworld5449]

Love how Popo still has Kami high on the tier list

[@acethebluedragon6016]

I consider this more canon than the actual show, and less filler

[@nikolasimoni5018]

This is the only show where the main characters brother is a forgotten joke😂

[@OMBlockStudios]

I like how, after all this time, I still remember Vegeta's little Dragon Ball song

[@commandrcheif150]

“Neil! I saw a bird... it was pretty. Kick it’s Ass!” One of my favorite quotes

[@tracyhiggs2642]

10:47 funniest moment 😂

[@B3emy]

Coming back for the Krillin Owned Counter

[@r.j.j.o]

"Enjoy the climb back up, *bitch*!"

[@vampirehunter533]

6:24 😱NO PLEASE NOT THE GIANT MONKEY!😂🤣

[@lajuanacollins5995]

Goku: Ar-are you a yoshi? Piccolo: Yes Goku imma green fucking dinosaur Goku: ca-can i ride you EPIC SHIT!!!😂😂😂😂 Lord guru: Nailllllll Nail: Yes lord guru Lord guru: I saw a fish. That is all you can go back outside now. *Moments later* Lord guru: naillllll Nail: Whattt Lord guru: I saw a bird it was pretty, kick it ASS ANOTHER EPIC ONE😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

[@madisynmason3571]

Mr. Piccolo will be so proud of- *electrocution* DOOOOOOOODGE

[@lestiduzaddison8785]

The youtube algorithm is a mysterious force that I'll never understand

[@tumaien4188]

Zarbon: Lord Frieza, Vegeta is giving us a pounding! Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon, quick grab my balls!! I fucking can't LMAO

[@jonathandealarcon8807]

"Are you a yoshi??"😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

[@simplyskrypt3914]

"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it wednesday already, zarbon?" 🤣

[@r3dnexus778]

"Listen up maggots!"

[@Zukoiu]

This needs some updating. What happened with: "I'm Goku! I'm insane, from Earth!"

[@starlite04]

"He means Saiyan."

[@wonderlady5835]

7:50 Popeye is the exquisite version of Anime since 1933 and the start for Japan Anime back then so, what if he fought the Japanese, That was still the Beginning of Its Day back then

[@MrRohanThomas]

4:16 the best

[@HyperNovaMC]

11:22 All that's needed in life

[@dawisekrakken7026]

“Holy black on a Popo.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CALiiGeddonTwo]

6:12 KORN - COMING UNDONE!

[@zevilar5817]

I noticed it too lol

[@prinxenxon]

Vegeta: As I reveal my giant monkey Croud: *gasp* Vegeta: Form Random Person: That God I thought he meant penis!! That got me 😂

[@sexylady7585]

Nappa:Vegeta look A POKEMON Chiatszu:I AM NOT A POKEMON I AM CHIATSZU I AM CHIATSZU Nappa:LOOK VEGETA IT IS A CHIATSZU NAPPA:THROWS THE BALL AT CHIATSZU NAPPA:hey vegeta it didn't work VEGETA:CAUSE U MUST DAMAGE IT FIRST

[@Skertelles]

XD

[@tracyhiggs2642]

Wait what 💥💥💥💀😂 5:10

[@john-olivierlukama1548]

Great. Let's see if I can get it to critical

[@multiminerXD]

Legend says he's still working on part 2

[@sinfulxiv9607]

Zarbon: Lord Frieza! Vegetas really giving us a pounding! Frieza: I’m coming Zarbon! Quick, Grab my balls!

[@austinkniga-bartlett8657]

Ginyu Force: *laughing*

[@joshuasepeda3289]

I really wish they had done the Buu saga. They could have used the Dodge joke for the scene where Gohan gets blasted by Majin Buu. That would have been HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@antoniogreen8601]

“I’m about to misuse my hand upside your head.”

[@rainbow_vader]

Why do I have a feeling Nappa was just trolling Vegeta with his "stupidity?" I mean, he went to college and majored in child psychology (with a minor in pain) plus the "didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta" line is just too good of a comeback for an idiot

[@rinaberman7686]

@Oneinamillion402 "That is easily my most metro attack" [metrosexual]

[@ajvarivan4136]

9:40 Got me dead ALMOST literally cuz i was drinking water

[@nekomipro5747]

Nappa is the best! XDD Can't stop laughing!

[@arashink]

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

[@timsawbridge4596]

Guru: I saw a bird Guru: it was pretty Guru: it kicks a*s

[@c3p6]

I feel like TFS Goku's head injury likes to reintroduce itself at random moments of the series and give him the intelligence of a rock lmao.

[@Ken93Cy]

9:25 I sware to God I died laughing sooooooo hard!!!!! XDDD Goku likes....... Lazy town?????

[@phoenixshadow4631]

Course he does he's a child's brain in the best martial artist in existence. Why wouldn't he like a show about food and the people of a town that deal with a superhero and supervillain with goals usually based around food or capturing eachother

[@b00nz0r]

People never talk about him scanning Piccalo and saying it’s not Goku….. his own brother.

[@antoinejunior3353]

Zarbon gay jokes were gold. If norm macdonald was a fan of this series he’d be dying of laughter

[@Drewsterman777]

"Muffin button" Always gets me.

[@vexic172]

“I saw a bird, it was pretty, kick its ass”

[@IlcotheOtter]

Piccolo: "DOOOOOOOODGE

[@gentianjoca565]

Yajirobe: "I'm sure your father was a great man" Vegeta: *I HATED MY FATHER* Yajirobe: Well I am sure your father was a total prick Underrated as fuck 😂😂😂😂

[@MAX_RITIK]

now i know the reason why mr. popo always smile .he is the most villian personof all in dgz. lol

[@danielgames1027]

13:24 did anyone notice that bulma is not holding her mug correctly

[@Behemoth9030]

Vegeta: Whatcha doin’? Gohan: Just flying around.. Vegeta: Thwartin’ my plans? Gohan: Thwartin’ your plans? Vegeta: Are you? Gohan: No..? Vegeta: Good, ‘cause that’d be bad. Gohan: How bad? Vegeta: I’mma have to kill ya. Gohan: That’s pretty bad. Vegeta: Yep. Fucking gold 🤣🤣

[@mystic7045]

Can you imagine if we gotten dragon ball GT abridged 😔😔

[@austinkniga-bartlett8657]

Return to monkey

[@diobrando5764]

Easy my most favorite line is Dodoria’s “Did I just get hit by a bowl cut”

[@thepunitentiary8707]

"I get it, it's a nice desk, can I please just go to heaven now?"