Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody: Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) - TeamFourStar (TFS)

[@TeamFourStar]

Happy April 1st folks! Enjoy the "First part" of DBZKA ;)

[@BlazingAuras]

LEARN LEARN LEARN

[@JoeFanik]

When will the second part come?

[@not_worthless2813]

Thank God this wasn't the real thing lol. Also, I loved it still!

[@James.D.B.]

Nice april fools

[@AnimeSageyoutubemomentsanime]

TeamFourStar wait where’s the android saga in this dragon ball z kai abridged bruh

[@TheRedGameboy]

That explains why Popo chose toast over helping Goku reach the saiyans.

[@goblinounours]

- opens his eyes wide - Oh god, now that you mention it, he was making toasts when Goku needed to go fight Vegeta and Nappa... *It all fits together!*

[@dukedarkwood2098]

Makin' toast! ... Butterin' toast!

[@greenfolder2437]

DRAMA QUEEN!!

[@warzIbanez]

"butter" n' toast!

[@willdaniels9420]

@@warzIbanez he mixes his butter with PCP

[@melvinwilliams7957]

The “Harder” and piccolos “WOAHH” made me laugh like a maniac in the middle of the night lol

[@doncosa7553]

Melvin Williams 😂😂I really thought I was the only one

[@allblazing1160]

Same My grandpa sleeps with a gun under his pillow for that very reason

[@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn]

I bet I probably laughed *harder*

[@allblazing1160]

@@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn I woke the neighbors and thought I was the joker

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

Same here! XD

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Weren’t you trapped in another dimension never to escape!?” “Yes; I escaped.”

[@FloofPuppy]

*"OH NO!!* D:

[@crimson5pider]

@@FloofPuppy Quite

[@Reze000]

The tone makes it even funnier

[@justina1909]

"Yes it's completely absurd, but it is also what happened!"

[@vintheguy]

Repeating what happens in the video is hilarious Every time

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

I love how everyone in Kai are just absolutely insane “Jesus gohan did you just kill two people” “I now have a thirst for blood”

[@TheDiazDarkness]

Why are you like that, though?

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

@@TheDiazDarkness what do you mean?

[@brightblue6184]

​@Chubby Animal Enthusiast it's what Garlic Jr. said

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

@@brightblue6184 oh gotcha

[@petrarcheleven8816]

Technically three by the end of it; Enema and Mustard got Masenko'd, and Gohan uppercut Spice into a spike.

[@justanotherdude.410]

The ever so subtle joke of Vegeta being God awful at finding Saiyans.

[@blitzthecrimson3207]

And androids, don't forget androids

[@arowdareapa]

Blitz The Crimson Cyborgs

[@darthrevan454]

Yadrat and Vampa smh lmao

[@ayamamotohaha5235]

What was yadrat? Vampa was Broly, but what was yadrat?

[@DaGamingCore]

@@ayamamotohaha5235 that's where Goku crashed after the Frieza saga.

[@veemon9009]

TFS you are actually horrible with april fools... The point is to troll us not make us want more of it... The *nerve*

[@Unknwnwrrior]

They made the same damn mistake when they did the Digimon Abridged too!

[@Jungoguy]

Just like with Digimon.

[@Jungoguy]

Big deal: Adult swim did the same thing with Rick and Morty, and Toonami and we loved it!

[@notsocoolguy8492]

This is clearly a joke guys.

[@connorst184]

TFA? Transformers Animated?

[@notaproblem8097]

The idea of this entire episode of them just scripting, voicing, and editing this episode while being on cocaine, insanely drunk and bored, is perfect

[@JMSM84]

That is terrifyingly accurate.

[@TheSchaef47]

And historically accurate

[@alyssaneeley4372]

Is that not how they do it?

[@haphazardlark1502]

I can’t get over the delivery of “NOOOO! MY COCAAAAAIIINE!”

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Michael Caine!!

[@rassilontdavros3004]

It’s like old TFS with the quality of new TFS... _on crack._

[@HeilRay]

The most accurate comment in the entire section.

[@soosuumiidgaf7008]

You mean cocaine.. tfs on cocaine

[@kal6957]

“Quality” is a strong word

[@RuneKatashima]

Very accurate. I felt the old TFS channel through this.

[@natividadsandoval5757]

At least crack is still kinda organic.....not like meth.

[@JaimeNyx15]

“You made it weird, Gohan” *Krillin proceeds to make incredible aroused noises*

[@warturtleprime4480]

Did krillin get a orgasim

[@pkkiller_apathy4568]

No Gohan made this weird this was all Gohan's dream including Krillin's aroused noises

[@jakeparkin5961]

Oh shit your right

[@raxypalamank]

Zarbon: OH MY

[@VeritasMiles]

@@pkkiller_apathy4568 Gohan just hit puberty. (Puberty is currently recovering at a local medical facility.)

[@boricuaburst986]

When you realize Gohan is such a savage that he falls asleep while getting whipped

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Seiv Marina Joyce Plis „don’t Even work on Krillin“ yeah also didn’t work on ep 1 Goku lol krillin would clap every human in this world at the same time

[@vampjoseph1198]

He a freak

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@Meriza Kewel Ep1 of Dragon Ball, Krillin had the same strength (or similar) to Goku and Goku got shot in the head by Bulma and at most got some sores. This was at close range. Gohan at the start of DBZ had a PL of 900 which is over 4x the amount of Goku's PL at the start of DBZ.

[@AndrewAce.]

@@vampjoseph1198 What part of it sounded funny to you?

[@adithyaramesh5634]

How did they get away with it

[@tombumble1501]

I like to think Lani did a flawless recording of the "part of the galaxy where there's air" line but the version with him chuckling was just too good to pass up Edit: Sad to find out after the commentaries that the laugh was fabricated. What a great delivery by Lani though

[@dravenocklost4253]

It really makes it seem like Vegeta realized his situation

[@Bowiiihowdy]

I'm more surprised Vegeta went to Frieza planet 419.. nobody goes to Freiza planet 419

[@beast0382]

@@Bowiiihowdy I can see the fuuutureee

[@Spark412]

Fun fact!

[@karatexperience]

guys, who tell him?

[@Locolewis4444]

"I'm Vinegar but you don't see me shortening my name to Ni-" Best part

[@dxjxc91]

It took me longer to figure that out than I'd like to admit. First thought: "What is wrong with 'gar?" I just don't think like that. (Now if it had been a different derogatory term for low intelligence, I'd probably have figured it out immediately.)

[@private3946]

Agreed xD

[@thefool8224]

its actually vinny HAHAHAHA

[@dariusraymond7522]

Lewis Warner I just got it

[@dariusraymond7522]

dxjxc91 I thought he was gonna say vine

[@GippyHappy]

"Hello, my name is Spice and these are my henchmen: Tard, Enema and N-" "VINNY! We call him _Vinny."_

[@akebo92]

GippyHappy what’s his actual name? I don’t get the reference!

[@TheGibber]

@@akebo92 Their names are spices with the first syllable removed, so Vinegar would be "negar" which sounds like the n-word

[@kiambo1601]

@@TheGibber with a hard r

[@bettinalykke5151]

Oh right. The forbidden n-word. I had forgotten. You know it gets tiresome to remember a word you are not allowed to use anyway

[@trevorburke8660]

oooohhhh... i get it now...

[@PeterJDeer]

"LEARN! LEARN!" "...haaarder" Da-Di: "Okay see THAT one was what you think it was."

[@eh-9994]

Peter Deer ITS PRONOUNCED DADDY lol

[@SUs0nic]

I know what you're talking about Peter Deer

[@bohubohu]

The messed up/hilarious part is that him whipping Gohan legit happened

[@s-boy4613]

@@bohubohu true but the entire Garlic Jr. Saga is non canon so it's fine. Lol

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

2:17 that "Fuck!" from Krillin might be one of Lani's best takes ever, I just keep coming back to it.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I think the slight delay makes it even better, as if his body needed a moment to process the pain.

[@Blundabus1337]

Doesn't even sound like Krillin, sounds like Lani got punched in the gut.

[@CadDriftarus]

​@@Blundabus1337 It's like a reverse voicecrack. His voice pitches lower instead of higher lol

[@ChargeJN]

uncensored too!

[@NeddyMontz]

2:20 😂😂😂😂

[@MelchVagquest]

"Alright, I've checked everywhere except Planet Yardrat and Vampa." The references in this are too good!

[@dawkshangout]

MelchVagquest i know I probably should remember vampa but i just don’t please explain what happened on it...

[@qushudx2211]

@@dawkshangout its where Broly is

[@emblemblade9245]

Excluding Yardrat was hilarious, but having the mind to mention him not going to Vampa either was hysterical

[@dominicksharliene4769]

Its especially funny when you remember everyone use to say old Broly is secretly Trucks dad, which vegeta is looking for.

[@MelchVagquest]

Those people who said OG Broly was Trunks' dad were the same ones who said that Yamcha is Gohan's real dad...

[@jollybritishchap485]

When I heard Makyo Star I was honestly expecting Krillin to go "Cooler did it"

[@oneandonlysound99]

Garlic Jr: Who? Gohan: Frieza's brother. Garlic Jr: WTF is a Frieza? Anyone: Space napoleon Hitler. Krillin: He killed me...twice (flashbacks to the horn in his body scene="MMMMMMM" face). This should've been a thing, and also would've been a funny nod to Dr. Gero "WTF is Namek" and Vegeta about Kami.

[@HuntersReject97]

@@bartek8309 and? Killin literally referenced original dbza when he said "I'm glad we skipped this the first time"

[@ShadierStream]

OneAndOnlySound space Napoleon Hitler except more successful

[@poggersuni9637]

@@bartek8309 could be in between the training period for The Cell Games and the actual Games.

[@pustelnikrapmz7042]

@@bartek8309 IT is true that Vegeta was SSJ but Dende wasn't the Guardian of Earth. In THAT movie he just visit them on Earth, watch carefully

[@Codes911]

That look on Chi-Chi's face just screams "I'm barely containing my rage at being confronted"

[@NightmareSnake]

I love how THIS is where the Garlic Jr saga shows up, after being totally skipped over in the main Abridged series.

[@Pioootr]

Well it was a filler so it is only natural to be in a abridge version of a series that suposedly cuts out the fillers :-D

[@megabyte01]

Indeed. I love how Krillen said "I'm glad we skipped this the first time!"

[@lucasramey6427]

*LEARN*

[@Nelsonic001]

There's a movie?

[@CACGaming-uc7sl]

learn

[@Saxdude26]

Oh my GOD. The filler arc was turned INTO A KAI EPISODE! Of all the things, I did NOT see that coming.

[@Tony-oc2cd]

April fools

[@Mike3671]

Coming... Ha

[@cameronharsch3191]

Hey does anybody realize that Goku is a king. It starts with the ox king and him killing most of his kingdom over treasure, Then his mountain where his Kingdom lies, is set ablaze. He then has a daughter that comes from somewhere that later marries Goku, and there wedding is to happens in the repair castle, so through chi chi Goku is royalty.

[@Saxdude26]

I mean, to be fair, I found the irony (and hypocrisy) in ChiChi criticising Goku being muscle brained and a fighter. Considering they are BOTH martial artists who only went to school IN EVOLUTION!

[@EnderGoku9001]

Krillin: 4:49 and 6:19

[@crimsongogeta6810]

“Ok, so I’ve checked everywhere but Planet Yardrat and *Vampa* .” So... who’s gonna tell mental Broly he’s been replaced in the Abridged Canon...?

[@Brebre12458]

omg i just realized since the movies are canon in dbza there are two broly and two paragus

[@PokecrafterChampion]

Yeah, aren't the abridged movies actually canon to it all? Is super canon? Where are the lines?

[@JakeSmith-mq5dc]

That should be the joke for the 2nd Broly movie, the guy is going on a rampage because he has been replaced like chopped liver

[@crimsongogeta6810]

Jake Smith I’m all for this

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

Previous Broly was only Abridged Movie Canon; not Abridged Series Canon. So it still works.

[@CassiusSharp]

I don't if this is what Team Four Star was aiming for but when Krillin is talking about World War II and saying everyone knows there's a first one but everyone's always talking about the second one they're weirdly talking about Dragon Ball everyone knows Dragon ball exist but everyone's always talking about the sequel series Dragon Ball Z

[@hubjump]

After all this time I just realised. Vegeta went everywhere except Yardrat and Vampa... Goku is on Yardrat and learns instant transmission. Broly is surviving on Vampa with his dad. Well then.

[@dragonites55]

Maybe they should have made a joke about that.

[@topspur762]

dragonites55 that’s the point. That’s the joke.

[@topspur762]

That’s the joke......

[@gabemerritt3139]

@@topspur762 uh, that's the joke

[@fallentrash1673]

Now he went to yardrat

[@ramirez3475]

You expected a Cell Saga Edition of DBZ Kai Abridged, but it was a Garlic Jr. April Fools Special!

[@Marxhog]

Jonathan R. Rodriguez oooooohhhhhh so that was it! Damn I’m slower than kid Gohan dodging Having Digimon Movie abridged April’s fools joke here

[@juandalaguna6339]

Is that an motherfucking .... reference ?

[@BenoHourglass]

Oh fuck I forgot what day it was.

[@SkyScourgeGod]

Ya know... probably... it's better that way. XD

[@accountnotusedanymore9119]

Jonathan R. Rodriguez You expected a Cell Saga edition of dbz kai abridged but it was me Dio!

[@Verlarn]

*"Harder!"* _entire planet stops rotating_ *"WHAT?!"*

[@pumpdaddyg]

6:20

[@sia6045]

4:33

[@thuglifepotatogod5557]

Is krillin gay now

[@plainbagel5224]

That was funny

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

@@thuglifepotatogod5557 He should have Therapy sessions with Yamcha

[@5y9h3r]

Alucard goes for a walk. I fucking died at that point. This, this is why TeamFourStar is legendary.

[@moetucktuck]

The Fuck-Mothering Vampire

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

Alucard joins the Battle!(SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE)

[@bigjalapeno6307]

“Que the music” “🎶 IM A BITCH-“

[@moxie6099]

The dodge joke is your legacy, guys. It's gonna haunt you forever. This whole episode is gold. An April Fools JOKE?! I think not.

[@krysmun]

they're never gonna avoid it.

[@fressejetzt840]

You got a brown nose

[@ran-chan6752]

Actual Garlic Jr. Saga Abridged With Foulconer music And an Alucard cameo ...an unexpected return, but a very much welcome one.

[@likeanuuk6612]

best music

[@jennyeel7675]

Hello there!

[@peace7642]

F O U L C O N E R

[@TheTrueNehme]

there was Faulconer music playing? I need to wear headphones.

[@peace7642]

Rosy A C C E P T E D

[@quar3019]

So basically Kai Abridged 3 is an extended, more detailed Garlic Jr. Saga? You people need an oscar.

[@M_Alexander]

It's 2.9 do you even number?

[@TheMinuteSquirrel]

M Alexander it was 3 before

[@dreamwalker4723]

@@M_Alexander I seriously cannot believe, that they did that joke

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Garlic Jr. Saga Final Mix.

[@jeremybk54]

@@dreamwalker4723 still my favorite prank they pulled was releasing a Digimon special with a title and thumbnail of Brolly

[@thatonedudegames]

I would honestly read "The fault in our Makyo Stars". Vinny sounds like he got clean and genuinely tried to change for the better plus trying to add something beneficial to the world. I would love to see how he perceived his own growth and change in the book.

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

(Original one from filler dub) Spice(the leader) Vinegar Mustard And Salt(The Spice Boys,and that's their real names and y'all call the short one Animal but i know i know watch the original one and the minions name is Salt(for Vinegar said)OUR REVENGE FOR MUSTARD AND SALT!(YELLING AND POWERING UP)LOL

[@Marcelelias11]

Mr. N****** is such a wise man. His story is truly inspirational.

[@dandelarosa64]

“What If the Spice Boys (or just Vinegar) Became Good” could make a great MasakoX April Fool’s video

[@WingerEdison]

​@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight I think they called him Enema

[@legionnaire_blaze7138]

That whole "harder" thing threw me off so much... Now i really want to see TFS's Alucard in smash

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Then there wouldn't be a Smash, it would be just "Alucard kills helpless toys" as he wears the Hands as gloves.

[@ComputermasterDMC]

HARDER, DADDY!

[@zekeram129]

Until I saw the actual part with that I thought you meant the Castlevania one because that's the only one I know

[@mistydolphin2524]

I'd pay to see it. XD

[@Zelia_Wolf]

320 minutes ago, comment is made. Already 450 likes. Like hell.

[@QuasarManiac]

The Kai version of the Garlic Jr. Saga had more to do with Garlic Jr. than the saga in standard Abridged. TFS, you madmen

[@xtzyshuadog]

*"I don't remember releasing the black water mist yet I- OH GOD, NO"* *Mister Popo what happened here* *just having a little Italian* *'CAUSE IT WAS NOTHING BUT GARLIC!* I'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen

[@JetZV]

3:01 Yardrat, where Goku is currently, and Vampa, where Broly is in the new Super canon. Nice work.

[@a-chizzlec3351]

It's a hint from tfs 😂 just like how Alucard appeared in smash

[@KDizzy6]

I still haven't seen the new Broly movie so thank you for explaining that one for me.

[@NeoluceKV]

He left out the planet his brother is on.

[@thetakyonproject4881]

Game Hunter Neoluce because they never actually said it so we dont know the name

[@cabba6291]

@Dicelord N I CAN SEE THE FUTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

[@aceface5188]

Krillin: Garlic Jr?! Weren’t you trapped in another dimension, never to escape?! Garlic Jr: Yes, I escaped. Krillin: OH NO! I love this part, and I don’t know why

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

It reminds of the rise of skywalker Kylo Ren: Palpatine? Weren’t you blown up with the core of your second planet destroying weapon, disintegrated to nothing? Palpatine: Yes, I escaped. Kylo Ren and Rey: OH NO *proceeds to make out*

[@jordangarcia3635]

Ace Face Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!!

[@nyquillusdillwad9119]

Oh wow, um... It's Vinny actually... I don't think enough people stuck around for that punchline.

[@thisisawsome34253212]

What was the censored word?

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Negar. Because it sounds like a racial slur.

[@thisisawsome34253212]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 Technically, Negar is a real word in Spanish and Portuguese that means Deny in English. I do understand what happened here: Vi-Negar, Mr. Negar.

[@EnderGoku9001]

Video Game Drummer Productions hopefully no spanish lads or lasses don't use that word too often around english speakers

[@KingHalbatorix]

Vinigga

[@lightlati7496]

Is the fact that they gave us a full episode under the name "Abridged Kai" the April Fools joke? If so, I'm all for it!!

[@ReemmeMikii]

"Harder!" "What-" "The-" "Fuc- -" "Fight it harder, Mister Piccolo!" "Oh thank god."

[@maniakk3563]

Garlic: Good, now commence choking! Piccolo: noah. gohan made it weird now. You made it weird, gohan

Jesus what?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I had to rewind that back to make sure I heard Gohan right! Sounded like Gohan had been around those creatures from Broly's first movie a little too much!

[@giltsaint1021]

I watched it too

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

I was shocked and dying 😆😆

[@rexjrd963]

The 2 things I love about this dbza Kai episode: 1. Cdawgva voices Spice in it. 2. TFS uses their KZbin money on drugs and alcohol.

[@BaroizoXF]

timestamp for cdawg?

[@rexjrd963]

@@BaroizoXF He played pretty one who was holding coked up Piccolo back.

[@ArathorYT]

he played spice

[@buamp8186]

Vegeta's voice actor laughing turned out to be the perfect delivery for that line

[@Gorgonops_SSF]

And as we just learned today from the DBZA commentaries, Lani added that breaking-up laugh deliberately to upsell the shitpost tone they were going for.

[@brianbartramjr8744]

“We here at Team Four Star do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.” This episode just proves it.

[@InsaneSynbad]

Learn! Learn! Learn!

[@actionvids35]

I find best entertaiment

[@brianbartramjr8744]

Flame Wizard I don’t know what’s more disturbing...the fact that Krillin actually made that noise or the context you’re using it in 😂

[@brianbartramjr8744]

Flame Wizard what? You made it weird Gohan

[@cunningsmile4166]

Doesn't everybody

[@shawnzilla3]

It took me 6 minutes of questioning this episodes lack of censorship and gay jokes to realize it was april 1st

[@kingofpoliwhirls7464]

Ye-ep, sounds about right.

[@Nash237]

Oh wow I didn't even realize what day it was, so thats why this was so weird...weirder than usual.

[@Dilmahkana]

It's April 2nd where I am. Not ready for it at all

[@patriciomendoza19]

With the recent TFS Commentaries, I both hope/look forward to when they get around to doing this episode, I feel like it will be super interesting.

[@Igarappappa]

God yes!

[@TH3C001]

Hell yeah, I still want them to do the commentaries on DBZ Kai Abridged 1 and 2 though since they’ve already done the entirety of seasons 1 and 2.

[@alwaysanewinterest]

@@TH3C001 Good news

[@45calGunslinger]

It's just Kaiser shitposting for eight minutes straight. That started with "X in Y minutes", and by extension the Kai Abridged episodes, but this is letting the jokes run completely unfiltered.

[@artizzy2k2k]

WITH THE RECENT ANNOUNCEMENT OF BUDOKAI TENKAICHI 4

[@coolershead7094]

Garlic Jr: *DON'T BE A DUMMY, GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY* Me: Wait! To Toei, to Toriyama or TFS? Garlic Jr: ...yes (Gets blasted) Me: Frickin smartass

[@xtzyshuadog]

Cooler's Head *They really threw all their funniest rough sketches out for this bit* and it was *OH SO MALICIOUSLY* wonderful

[@SteelandSouls]

Toei, Toriyama, or TFS. Triple T....wait. Triple. Quadruple T.

[@Lemuel928]

Or Funimation?

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

XD

[@arealguuuy]

Jesus Christ you guys didn't hold back. This was great! "Holy shit Gohan, did you just kill 2 people?" *I NOW HAVE A TASTE FOR BLOOD*

[@lamboking8able]

lol all because he said he don't watch game of thrones

[@TYBEATSX]

Garlic Jr. : why are you like that tho?

[@MrMisfortune]

3:09 I love how hes holding in his laughter from the ridiculousness of that scene

[@BubblesTheAmoeba]

giving this comment a reply because somehow it doesn't have any

[@sunchips18]

@@BubblesTheAmoebaI feel honored to be the second reply to this comment in over two years.

[@ry4nfr]

@@sunchips18I feel honoured to be the 3rd reply

[@abbycollins4820]

Ditto

[@LaEspana2010]

And I'm 5th

[@aliasv6964]

Dodge joke was fine, I would have gone with the "We here at team 4 star do not condone child violence." line

[@Lunarice98]

We do however find it hilarious

[@Ecliipsed]

Vegeta: I've checked everywhere except Yardrat and Vampa BROLY 2 CONFIRMED EVERYONE!!

[@yabishblacky3102]

Washum Baig ohohohoho

[@Lemuel928]

With a New Calmer Broly this time!

[@Coolhand118]

Lol

[@Cryptic_Daemon]

#WenBroly2

[@chandlerwright5460]

Broly 4* We still need to get through Second coming and bio Broly

[@nemonus4279]

3:01 Vegeta: Okay, ive checked everywhere except planet yardrat and vampa. Paragus: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@AmazingAutist]

*"Yes."*

[@whatamidoing725]

Is broly a joke to you

[@ironmaster6496]

When The April Fools joke Is actually a GIFT

[@dnmstarsi]

And the closest thing to an actual Garlic Jr Saga Abridged.

[@kamikaze4172]

I love how much they say "fuck" in this despite being censored everywhere else. Also funny because I think Kai censored the official series

[@sonomni]

Nope, Uncut Kai exists.

[@kamikaze4172]

@@sonomni I think it was on Nickelodeon

[@charlieharrington9555]

@@kamikaze4172 he’s referring to UNCUT Kai, the og dbz series had very censored dialogue; did you ever hear them say “kill” or “die””? The furthest the original dub ever went was “destroy”

[@Robofan998]

I like how Lani can't even say the line about air in space without laughing

[@joshuasimpson4021]

Gohan: *Punches Spice and kills him* Piccolo: No! My cocaine!

[@8bitPikachu]

NOOOOO! MICHAEL CAINE!

[@tomonium2315]

"LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!" Why does that make me laugh so much?! xD

[@uBpGK]

“GOOD it’s working”

[@PlebNC]

Because education systems are a joke. "I think we're being a bit too heavy-handed with the social commentary."

[@shiennohajime1495]

Stop making questions and *LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!*

[@daelen.cclark]

high school in a nutshell.

[@NivMizzet89]

Your brain might have a hearing problem and taken it as 'LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH!' instead.

[@RacingSnails64]

3:44 I don't know why but my favorite line is "Spice release the cokehead!" Something about the way Curt/Taka says it in a borderline disinterested drunken way. Ironically, he's the one chugging wine in the live action skit!

[@nightskyj7579]

One of my favorite comments on this thread 🤣

[@Gammera2000]

Today for April fools day, we let the DBZ abridged characters swear without censorship

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

They stopped consistently censoring around the end of season 3

[@Sirxeko]

They do one uncensored f-bomb per season. But because this is a one-off april fool's video, the rules don't really apply anyway.

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Who do they think they are, Bojack Horseman?

[@9008mm]

Parker Stetson the best!

[@zsushi3316]

Well now gohan gonana love it.

[@SuperSonicGamer457]

Dbza 2.9 dodge joke being decided "harder" drug references "Alucard goes for a walk" This is the greatest thing ever. #Alucard4smash

[@night6k]

Krillin's new face

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

*LEARN* *LEARN* *LEARN* *LEARN*

[@tsukinoakuma]

Alucard is an assist trophy though.

[@Corthmic]

Garlic Jr calling everyone "Fuckbois" was something I was not ready for, and I still haven't fully recovered from my laughing fit.

[@POB_.963]

Corthmic that was my favorite part😭😭😭

[@Yodatar58]

“It’s an older reference sir, but it checks out.” Such a classic moment always makes me laugh

[@coryparrish525]

Why place it after the introduction of Enema though? Can you explain?

[@anphorus]

​@@coryparrish525In the original Dead Zone Abridged that they did waaay back, before Team Four Star was even a thing, the tiny henchman guy was named "Douchebag". It's one for the long time fans.

[@anthonylozoya8383]

This is quite literally Dragon Ball Z Abridged *on crack*

[@blackjack7654]

So the first season then

[@pygmalion0451]

Nah, just Gohan's lessons. The rest was coke.

[@landonkemp4880]

It quite literally already was on crack and so now it is on Meth

[@moistenvelopes]

Specifically cocaine!

[@shawerful5209]

On more crack

[@tylerdarnell9032]

Gohan: harder * jazz music stops *

[@jazzmusicstops374]

"Fight it harder" *jazz music continues*

[@wisewolfds]

"Mmmmmm" -TFS Krillin 2019 The new best line in the series. 2nd only to the ones Lani did in the IRL skit mid episode.

[@luciano8528]

Now whenever a new dbza video is released, I'll think of krillin's "Mmmmm"

[@CrowTR0bot]

God Help us if he runs into Morshu.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Oh great now Krillin is the new Zarbon.

[@justinmackey6437]

4:34, everyone’s reaction was definitely funny.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Maverick512000]

That moment when you realize that TFS's April Fools joke is still better than 99% of the other crap out there.

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

What "crap?"

[@nappy9987]

@@IkeOkerekeNews Im assuming the other April Fools Jokes or The shitty abridged series

[@danieltsiu7383]

so you're saying 1% of the crap out there is better than TFS's April Fools joke. I think you meant to say its better than all the crap out there or you meant its better than 99% of content on KZbin, unless you're actually saying 100% of stuff on KZbin is crap #commentbuster

[@nappy9987]

@@danieltsiu7383 What the hell?

[@spidervenom2113]

For honor's is pretty close to this

[@SDGMiniloeuf]

Why the hell nobody talk about anime orgasm Krillin!?!?!?!?! That's the last thing I expected but for sure the best

[@richardjackson9584]

Good point....

[@richardjackson9584]

@@keijijohnson9754 holy shit! Your right!

[@Xross420]

MMMMMH!~

[@Slowbunaga]

I dont know. that special cameo before gohan woke up kind of fucked me right up.

[@ACE_CMH]

Keiji Johnson yeah 100% right about that one chief

[@genebaker511]

Krillin - Holy Sh*t Gohan! Did you just killed two people? Gohan - I now have a taste for Blood!

[@fluffylilcookie7916]

This was my favorite line 🤣

[@Comrade2261]

I was reading this at the same time it was on. xD

[@shelbybayer200]

You know it is a April Fools Day special episode if gohan (the Pasifist) kills 2 people minus Cell of course Cell isn't a person

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

If only he kept that a bit longer.

[@Lemuel928]

Wait until he killed off Cell Jrs..

[@Jay_76]

Good for Vinegar. He learned from his mistakes and is now helping himself and others. I'm proud of him.

[@ClutchCode]

Vegeta:"I've checked everywhere except for Yardrat and Bampa." Nice one there

[@spencer6207]

I get Yardrat but wtf is Bampa???

[@Mondus.]

It's Vampa

[@raffertyfilms7387]

Spencer it’s vamps from Dbs Broly

[@Mondus.]

@mikie_plays02 9anime is a pretty good place to watch it

[@Stan_man]

Did he even check freeza planet 419? Even nobody ever goes there.

[@Skaypegote]

"Alucard goes for a walk" God help me if that becomes a DLC. I will give up life for that

[@Kyro4Productions]

Hell, I'd murder just to get the Hellsing OST in Smash

[@Microsoft-Excel-2010]

Only Video Games characters are allowed. Sorry.

[@Cryo_Cross]

Man I wish this was a thing

[@Falcovsleon21]

But Alucard's already an Assist Trophy.

[@IvanTheGhostboy]

Don’t worry, we’ll wish you back with the Dragon Balls

[@VoidedLynx]

I love how this line is delivered as if Lani is trying really hard to not laugh and break character. 3:09

[@apatheticobserver5290]

Thats called corpsing.

[@VoidedLynx]

Monaka Yuuma I mean sometimes failed takes are better than what they’re supposed to be like. This is also a parody(on April fools no less) so it doesn’t need to be perfect. Either way he’s still a good voice actor. (Also when the fuck did this comment get over 900 likes I didn’t even remember making this until I got these replies.)

[@nathanchristman6660]

@@VoidedLynx I forgot this episode even existed tbh.

[@IAMLH]

@@apatheticobserver5290 *plays an instrumental version of Beat up* corpsing? Send for the man! *sends in randy savage*

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

@Monaka Yuuma It would've been easy to do a second take, they clearly decided it would've been funnier to use that one. And a lot of people think it was

[@ianmason96]

I just looked up the Japanese names, and yes, “Tard” is what he’s called in the original Japanese

[@Samwise_Ass]

Huh

[@althelor]

The problems with releasing a show internationally, sometimes you just trip and fall into an incredibly vulgar term that just isn't a thing in your country. Like how "avatar the last Airbender" had to be called "avatar the legend of aang" in some countries because apparently "bender" is an incredibly homophobic term in the UK.

[@divinekitty1831]

​@@althelor so, how did the UK treat the Futurama character then?

[@cunningsmile4166]

4:42

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

The Spice Boys(THE FIRST THREE OF THE MOVIE LOL!) Ginger Cinnamon?(or Cinna?,WHATEVER LOL!😆) And Tooty Fruity?(well Abridged then)Pepper lol KNOW IT BETTER THAN ME!😆 And Now THE NEW SPICE BOYS! Spice Vinegar Mustard And Salt

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

The whole Cocaine storyline is the greatest and most compelling storyline in DBZ history.

[@bradcarver8127]

It really is the spice of life

[@ProlificPops]

Plus Lani doing coke. 10 outta 10.

[@warzIbanez]

Deepest lore

[@someguydownthestreet206]

Gonna be honest I was expecting an April fool's joke Edit: so it's technically legit, but instead of the Cell Saga like we were all expecting, it's the Garlic Jr. Saga. So it WAS an April fool's joke, but it wasn't. Brilliant.

[@joeguy6583]

Oh shit

[@leosc03]

I mean, in the dbza Kai (if think this like Canon) they "jumped" the Freeza saga. So it's a April's joke

[@sibusky7554]

Does this meen we will get the part 4 (cell saga)

[@raphprospere1699]

2.9

[@sideh000e5]

"We're very proud of you for seeking help" "I'm doing it for me but I appreciate the support" DFKM😂😂😭

[@thecoreypro]

@@mattblaster2378 I'm guessing it's called "Dat Fucking Killed Me"

[@jesusbernal8000]

Hi

[@rileyinscoe3558]

When Kami says what the Black Water Mist is, combined with the music it sounds like he's telling the start of a great and ancient journey, but has a mysterious ending like "and nobody knows what happened on that fateful day"

[@FreezeGames23]

My favorite part is how you can hear the voice actor for Vegeta start to laugh as he's saying that line about being in a part of the galaxy where there's air 😂

[@warturtleprime4480]

That is some funny shit 😂

[@Lemuel928]

The Blue Side of the Moon.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Lanipator is a legend.

[@HalfHearted]

Ikr I loved that so much lmao

[@Team14Lupin]

I DIDNT NOTICE IT AT FIRST 😂

[@dannydanggang1675]

Wait it's april fools but it's real?!? YES I LOVE YOU

[@ac_fauzan2805]

It *IS* an April Fool joke. It's not a real Kai Abridged.

[@Jamesjones-hi5qu]

Lol

[@platypus3899]

Sorry pal

[@rarelife1]

No it's real read the title. Its not April fools.

[@BrokeBot]

It's the Garlic Jr. Saga.

[@thomaslebaron4734]

I didn’t register that this was an April fools joke until far later than I would like to admit. The production value for just a joke is incredibly good. though I wanted the cell saga abridged, I wasn’t disappointed

[@Brebre12458]

Thomas LeBaron more of a lost episode than a recap

[@staffinfection3625]

It'll happen just wait on it

[@bensell982]

There was one year were they put up a video labeled broly abridged and it turned out to be digimon the movie abridged

[@SchwickFAFO]

IKR April fools

[@mozxz]

I was severely disappointed that it wasn't the cell saga. I dont even remember any of this .....probably a movie then ??? I didn't realise it was an april fools joke before I read the comment from TFS stating that it was....... So yea, It should have been obvious within the first 30 seconds. They should really stop doing drugs while brainstorming ideas though........or not.....who knows what is best ???

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

It’s a miracle Gohan didn’t have more trauma growing up.

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

LEARN

[@numcookie1344]

LEARN

[@DrentheOutcast]

Gohan is just good at masking. There's a theory that Great Saiyaman is how he copes with his battle with the Ginyu Force.

[@numcookie1344]

LEARN

[@pinzokiyama3387]

Considering he opted for a casual life and goofy crime-fighting until he was ready to take conflicts serious and head-on… yeah?

[@brianhummler207]

I expected a lot from this episode. What I did not expect was *COKED OUT PICCOLO*

[@miletilblight2181]

I just Wanted to hear nail just try and stop him despite being in his head but way to coked out to do anything he just the freaking out huddled into a ball kinda coke guy where piccolo is the super violent super i wanna kick some ass kind of coke guy Also I like to imagine kami is the sex for brains kind

[@xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme5]

@@miletilblight2181 samesies. Nail will be missed

[@SpinDlsc]

Coked out Piccolo and Choked out Gohan... *Mmmmm*

[@NameName2.0]

What about.. choked out gohan..

[@AnimeJeice]

All I want to know is, how is nail affected by the cocaine?

[@ScorchtheHawk]

Thing is, TFS’ April Fools jokes are actually unironically good content

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Is it? Is it unironically good? Sorru thats kinda confusing

[@ScorchtheHawk]

Did you enjoy it?

[@kingk1rby]

Dimitri Koukoulas he’s saying a lot of channels will just clickbait under the guise of “haha April fools.” But teamfourstar actually still makes quality content for April fools

[@splitsecond8356]

Integra: "So that's your field report?" Alucard: "Yep." Integra: "You went on a walk through the forest at midnight..." Alucard: "Yep." Integra: "And you killed a homicidal Immortal demon..." Alucard: "Dead."

[@matthewwells8377]

"And you saved an alien hybrid and a midget."

[@502RKO]

@@matthewwells8377 "And the tall green slug man."

[@tarancebrown6106]

@Lord Frieza "and you need to hook up some goddamn dsl up in here!"

[@guyver5er412]

@@tarancebrown6106 " WHY ARE YOU STILL ON ABOUT THE DSL! IT'S 2019, GET NETFLIX OR HULU OR WHATEVER!

[@linkplayer20]

Valentine Bros broke the tv. It had Netflix besides, I bet space Hulu would have WAY more content

[@bluemario610]

3:32 I know this is a dream in the end, but its funny how easily he killed 2 people compared to that whole speech with cell

[@twiztidjester3151]

Garlic Jr.: IMAGINE MY SCHLONG IN THIS FORM Krillin: MMMMmmmmm...

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Me: *retch*

[@WillShakes423]

George Takei: OOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[@somerandomarmydude]

So I wasn't the only one.

[@bradcarver8127]

King Kai: seriously how do people keep getting on this line?

[@kinnundo6434]

So krillin is bi? Pog

[@dietair2702]

4:34 Gohan: harder... everyone: *W O A H* that had me wheezing

[@pokesonav]

Oh THAT'S what he said!

[@ApostolicSketches]

Broly movie flashbacks 😂😂

[@Astralopithicus]

If kame is there : 'he he he hahaha Hahaha HAHAHAHA'

[@RondoOfBloodX]

Guess Mr Shu DID make Gohan learn...............the fine art of BDSM that is.

[@Yasahiro1011]

What did he say afterwards when everyone was weirded out? The thing that Piccolo replied "Oh Thank god" to? I have bad hearing

[@sinnahkrome7146]

In hindsight 3:50 was an early indicator that they were done with DBZA.

[@xotl2780]

It was a joke at the time but, was it?

[@chocolateeclare2286]

...it’s sad

[@ainsleyhariott4353]

to quote raditz "DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT"

[@dukem8774]

It was a warning, but I'm glad they did as well as they have, hopefully they will come back to this series at some magical point in the future, maybe the kai series?

[@HasegawaRayven]

@@dukem8774 ....but...this IS the Kai series. DBZA Kai is their response to the DBZ Kai thing. It's literally like 10 minute super fast cut downs of the major arcs.

[@Tytus_Albas]

Gohan's teacher just sounds like Lani doing his best at a Crocker impression. And it's glorious.

[@kadenmr2677]

3:09 I love how you can hear Lanipator start to crack up

[@disgustingweeb]

yes xD

[@doriansookochoff9768]

Best yet, that probably was the best take they could get because he was cracking up all the time.

[@Ken-eh3oy]

Heh. "crack"

[@kahnileorun8723]

Love that they pointed that out, that always was weird to me when I saw it XD dont think I couldve kept a straight face trying to say that either XDxDxDxD

[@FutureDeep]

On the next episode of Rick and Morty...

[@zaydsnaynay6736]

Gohan:harder Piccolo:woah Garlic jr:woah SpiceBoys:woah Krillin:JESUS WHAT!

[@TheDarthmalstrom]

I died right there

[@TheBanishedWind]

Zade Snaeneh I'm disappointed that they didn't go with that as how Gohan got Piccolo to snap out of it

[@lordcooler1687]

XD XD XD

[@razordoom1]

I too, saw the same video

[@xtzyshuadog]

*Quote the WHOLE episode why don't YOU!*

[@melissacross5525]

"I'm a strong independent demon who don't need no henchmen." I SCREAMED😂😂😂

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

5:20 Wow.. that's REAL topical just a year after this was uploaded. 2021 ain't much better.

[@afist5595]

Vegeta: Alright I've checked everywhere except for Planet Yardrat and Vampa *coincidentally where Broly and Goku are*

[@AJ-hm1oc]

yes that is the joke

[@datalysjr3339]

a fist huh I didn’t know that, nice catch on that

[@BurgerSliderMan]

Oh my god. Does that mean there's TWO Broly's in this universe? lmao

[@TempestFox]

wow it's almost as if thats the joke they were trying to make

[@TheUnderscore_]

@Fox Wow, he should have made a joke about that!

[@Kiwikick238]

The way piccolo yelled NOOOO MY COCAINE was the best

[@bradcarver8127]

Michael Caine?

[@williamcortelyou4524]

It's pronounced My Ka-kane!

[@captainhost0]

I much preffered Krillin going high pitched 'oh no' when garlic confirmed he escaped.

[@500a6500]

Herman Cillo Do it 100x, AT THE SAME TIME!

[@shahafsagi7257]

DODGE! XD

[@MattCraftDotDerp]

I was so convinced this was legit gonna be the Android Saga and not an April Fools joke. Either way, quality content as usual The irony is that actual Kai didn't include the Garlic Jr. Saga.

[@JesusHernandez-xr6dv]

Maybe that'll help them not get another copyright strike

[@andrewgehring6114]

Spice: We gave him Cocaine. Did you not hear us? Gohan: What? Spice: It’s a spice. Vinegar: Spice of life. Zarbon: Can I have some?

[@firockfinion3326]

This episode was brought to you by the letter: Cocaine.

[@ivanrado3430]

I think they were so high they still don't know they uploaded this one.

[@MrGlasses94]

Lani: WOOOOOOOOOO

[@dnmstarsi]

This episode was sponsored by Dr. Rockso, the Rock n Roll Clown.

[@-Gilver]

The Spice of Life

[@joshuaha12]

Word

[@JoyceW-Art]

"Guess the good thing is I'm in a part of galaxy where there's air " I dont know why, but I just love how Vegeta says this, especially the galaxy part. Great job on the voice acting once again

[@akxay]

He came out of character cuz it made no sense to the point where it was impossible to not laugh

[@Vegas242]

Yeah it's as though he was halfway through a chuckle as he said that line lol, like Vegeta was incredulous and Lanipator was just unable to not laugh

[@ramirezthesilvite]

That's what they call "corpsing", when an actor is not supposed to laugh but can't help it.

[@Olkard]

I'm assuming he came out of character and laughed by accident. Although, it could be seen as a nervous chuckle on Vegeta's part, but I still think he just couldn't contain himself and laughed unwillingly. Basically, I like that bit too lmao

[@e.t.1947]

"I've checked every planet except Planet Yardrat and Vampa" Holy shit one of the best lines

[@Castornator]

Haha the location of Goku and Broly XD

[@jeremywerner3869]

I had to look up what Vampa was again and I got a very good guffaw out of that.

[@andremead6192]

The Anti-Vaccer line... I have no words that was just...gold! Dende bless you Team Four Star

[@jonmercano1138]

Super Kami Dende