Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody: Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) - TeamFourStar (TFS)

Dragon Ball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
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Episode 3: Dragon Fool Z Kai
Cast:
Lanipator - Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta, Tutor, Enema
MasakoX - Son Gohan
Takahata101 - Vinegar, Alucard
KaiserNeko - Garlic Jr.
Remix - Kami
Connor "CDawgVA" Colquhoun - Spice
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Kirran - Baby
M.F. Karen - Carleen Morrigan
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[@TeamFourStar]

Happy April 1st folks! Enjoy the "First part" of DBZKA ;)

[@BlazingAuras]

LEARN LEARN LEARN

[@JoeFanik]

When will the second part come?

[@not_worthless2813]

Thank God this wasn't the real thing lol. Also, I loved it still!

[@James.D.B.]

Nice april fools

[@AnimeSageyoutubemomentsanime]

TeamFourStar wait where’s the android saga in this dragon ball z kai abridged bruh

[@rassilontdavros3004]

It’s like old TFS with the quality of new TFS... _on crack._

[@HeilRay]

The most accurate comment in the entire section.

[@soosuumiidgaf7008]

You mean cocaine.. tfs on cocaine

[@kal6957]

“Quality” is a strong word

[@RuneKatashima]

Very accurate. I felt the old TFS channel through this.

[@natividadsandoval5757]

At least crack is still kinda organic.....not like meth.

[@anostalgicmillennial606]

It's funny because that arc wasn't even in Kai.

[@baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925]

Yeah but in the original TFS run they skipped this arc (I mean Mr Popo destroyed them)

[@TunergiArchoz]

@@baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 to quote Krillin: "Man, I'm glad we skipped this the first time."

[@mujamad3430]

A Nostalgic Millennial this is dragon ball z abridged kai, not dragon ball z kai abridged

[@lordkaijux5262]

@@TunergiArchoz Is that what he meant by that?

[@Werewolf_Korra]

AND ALL THE WORSE FOR IT! ... Actually, no, I was bored to tears watching that saga, mostly because I was desperately wanting to skip to the cell saga.

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Weren’t you trapped in another dimension never to escape!?” “Yes; I escaped.”

[@FloofPuppy]

*"OH NO!!* D:

[@crimson5pider]

@@FloofPuppy Quite

[@Reze000]

The tone makes it even funnier

[@justina1909]

"Yes it's completely absurd, but it is also what happened!"

[@vintheguy]

Repeating what happens in the video is hilarious Every time

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

I love how everyone in Kai are just absolutely insane “Jesus gohan did you just kill two people” “I now have a thirst for blood”

[@TheDiazDarkness]

Why are you like that, though?

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

@@TheDiazDarkness what do you mean?

[@brightblue6184]

​@Chubby Animal Enthusiast it's what Garlic Jr. said

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

@@brightblue6184 oh gotcha

[@TheRedGameboy]

That explains why Popo chose toast over helping Goku reach the saiyans.

[@goblinounours]

- opens his eyes wide - Oh god, now that you mention it, he was making toasts when Goku needed to go fight Vegeta and Nappa... *It all fits together!*

[@dukedarkwood2098]

Makin' toast! ... Butterin' toast!

[@greenfolder2437]

DRAMA QUEEN!!

[@warzIbanez]

"butter" n' toast!

[@willdaniels9420]

@@warzIbanez he mixes his butter with PCP

[@justanotherdude.410]

The ever so subtle joke of Vegeta being God awful at finding Saiyans.

[@blitzthecrimson3207]

And androids, don't forget androids

[@arowdareapa]

Blitz The Crimson Cyborgs

[@darthrevan454]

Yadrat and Vampa smh lmao

[@ayamamotohaha5235]

What was yadrat? Vampa was Broly, but what was yadrat?

[@DaGamingCore]

@@ayamamotohaha5235 that's where Goku crashed after the Frieza saga.

[@haphazardlark1502]

I can’t get over the delivery of “NOOOO! MY COCAAAAAIIINE!”

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Michael Caine!!

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

2:17 that "Fuck!" from Krillin might be one of Lani's best takes ever, I just keep coming back to it.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I think the slight delay makes it even better, as if his body needed a moment to process the pain.

[@Blundabus1337]

Doesn't even sound like Krillin, sounds like Lani got punched in the gut.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

​@@Blundabus1337 It's like a reverse voicecrack. His voice pitches lower instead of higher lol

[@ChargeJN]

uncensored too!

[@Verlarn]

*"Harder!"* _entire planet stops rotating_ *"WHAT?!"*

[@pumpdaddyg]

6:20

[@sia6045]

4:33

[@thuglifepotatogod5557]

Is krillin gay now

[@plainbagel5224]

That was funny

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

@@thuglifepotatogod5557 He should have Therapy sessions with Yamcha

[@veemon9009]

TFS you are actually horrible with april fools... The point is to troll us not make us want more of it... The *nerve*

[@Unknwnwrrior]

They made the same damn mistake when they did the Digimon Abridged too!

[@Jungoguy]

Just like with Digimon.

[@Jungoguy]

Big deal: Adult swim did the same thing with Rick and Morty, and Toonami and we loved it!

[@notsocoolguy8492]

This is clearly a joke guys.

[@connorst184]

TFA? Transformers Animated?

[@Codes911]

That look on Chi-Chi's face just screams "I'm barely containing my rage at being confronted"

[@tombumble1501]

I like to think Lani did a flawless recording of the "part of the galaxy where there's air" line but the version with him chuckling was just too good to pass up Edit: Sad to find out after the commentaries that the laugh was fabricated. What a great delivery by Lani though

[@dravenocklost4253]

It really makes it seem like Vegeta realized his situation

[@Bowiiihowdy]

I'm more surprised Vegeta went to Frieza planet 419.. nobody goes to Freiza planet 419

[@beast0382]

@@Bowiiihowdy I can see the fuuutureee

[@Spark412]

Fun fact!

[@karatexperience]

guys, who tell him?

[@boricuaburst986]

When you realize Gohan is such a savage that he falls asleep while getting whipped

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Seiv Marina Joyce Plis „don’t Even work on Krillin“ yeah also didn’t work on ep 1 Goku lol krillin would clap every human in this world at the same time

[@vampjoseph1198]

He a freak

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@Meriza Kewel Ep1 of Dragon Ball, Krillin had the same strength (or similar) to Goku and Goku got shot in the head by Bulma and at most got some sores. This was at close range. Gohan at the start of DBZ had a PL of 900 which is over 4x the amount of Goku's PL at the start of DBZ.

[@AndrewAce.]

@@vampjoseph1198 What part of it sounded funny to you?

[@adithyaramesh5634]

How did they get away with it

[@brianbartramjr8744]

“We here at Team Four Star do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.” This episode just proves it.

[@InsaneSynbad]

Learn! Learn! Learn!

[@actionvids35]

I find best entertaiment

[@brianbartramjr8744]

Flame Wizard I don’t know what’s more disturbing...the fact that Krillin actually made that noise or the context you’re using it in 😂

[@brianbartramjr8744]

Flame Wizard what? You made it weird Gohan

[@cunningsmile4166]

Doesn't everybody

[@5y9h3r]

Alucard goes for a walk. I fucking died at that point. This, this is why TeamFourStar is legendary.

[@moetucktuck]

The Fuck-Mothering Vampire

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

Alucard joins the Battle!(SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE)

[@CassiusSharp]

I don't if this is what Team Four Star was aiming for but when Krillin is talking about World War II and saying everyone knows there's a first one but everyone's always talking about the second one they're weirdly talking about Dragon Ball everyone knows Dragon ball exist but everyone's always talking about the sequel series Dragon Ball Z

[@jollybritishchap485]

When I heard Makyo Star I was honestly expecting Krillin to go "Cooler did it"

[@oneandonlysound3453]

Garlic Jr: Who? Gohan: Frieza's brother. Garlic Jr: WTF is a Frieza? Anyone: Space napoleon Hitler. Krillin: He killed me...twice (flashbacks to the horn in his body scene="MMMMMMM" face). This should've been a thing, and also would've been a funny nod to Dr. Gero "WTF is Namek" and Vegeta about Kami.

[@bradhuff5131]

@@bartek8309 and? Killin literally referenced original dbza when he said "I'm glad we skipped this the first time"

[@ShadierStream]

OneAndOnlySound space Napoleon Hitler except more successful

[@poggersuni9637]

@@bartek8309 could be in between the training period for The Cell Games and the actual Games.

[@pustelnikrapmz7042]

@@bartek8309 IT is true that Vegeta was SSJ but Dende wasn't the Guardian of Earth. In THAT movie he just visit them on Earth, watch carefully

[@Locolewis4444]

"I'm Vinegar but you don't see me shortening my name to Ni-" Best part

[@dxjxc91]

It took me longer to figure that out than I'd like to admit. First thought: "What is wrong with 'gar?" I just don't think like that. (Now if it had been a different derogatory term for low intelligence, I'd probably have figured it out immediately.)

[@private3946]

Agreed xD

[@thefool8224]

its actually vinny HAHAHAHA

[@dariusraymond7522]

Lewis Warner I just got it

[@dariusraymond7522]

dxjxc91 I thought he was gonna say vine

[@rexjrd963]

The 2 things I love about this dbza Kai episode: 1. Cdawgva voices Spice in it. 2. TFS uses their KZbin money on drugs and alcohol.

[@BaroizoXF]

timestamp for cdawg?

[@rexjrd963]

@@BaroizoXF He played pretty one who was holding coked up Piccolo back.

[@thatonedudegames]

I would honestly read "The fault in our Makyo Stars". Vinny sounds like he got clean and genuinely tried to change for the better plus trying to add something beneficial to the world. I would love to see how he perceived his own growth and change in the book.

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

(Original one from filler dub) Spice(the leader) Vinegar Mustard And Salt(The Spice Boys,and that's their real names and y'all call the short one Animal but i know i know watch the original one and the minions name is Salt(for Vinegar said)OUR REVENGE FOR MUSTARD AND SALT!(YELLING AND POWERING UP)LOL

[@Marcelelias11]

Mr. N****** is such a wise man. His story is truly inspirational.

[@dandelarosa64]

“What If the Spice Boys (or just Vinegar) Became Good” could make a great MasakoX April Fool’s video

[@WingerEdison]

​@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight I think they called him Enema

[@notaproblem8097]

The idea of this entire episode of them just scripting, voicing, and editing this episode while being on cocaine, insanely drunk and bored, is perfect

[@JMSM84]

That is terrifyingly accurate.

[@JaimeNyx15]

“You made it weird, Gohan” *Krillin proceeds to make incredible aroused noises*

[@warturtleprime4480]

Did krillin get a orgasim

[@pkkiller_apathy4568]

No Gohan made this weird this was all Gohan's dream including Krillin's aroused noises

[@jakeparkin5961]

Oh shit your right

[@raxypalamank]

Zarbon: OH MY

[@VeritasMiles]

@@pkkiller_apathy4568 Gohan just hit puberty. (Puberty is currently recovering at a local medical facility.)

[@aliasv6964]

Dodge joke was fine, I would have gone with the "We here at team 4 star do not condone child violence." line

[@Lunarice98]

We do however find it hilarious

[@justinmackey6437]

4:34, everyone’s reaction was definitely funny.😂😂😂😂😂

[@NightmareSnake]

I love how THIS is where the Garlic Jr saga shows up, after being totally skipped over in the main Abridged series.

[@Pioootr]

Well it was a filler so it is only natural to be in a abridge version of a series that suposedly cuts out the fillers :-D

[@megabyte01]

Indeed. I love how Krillen said "I'm glad we skipped this the first time!"

[@lucasramey6427]

*LEARN*

[@Nelsonic001]

There's a movie?

[@CACGaming-uc7sl]

learn

[@ramirez3475]

You expected a Cell Saga Edition of DBZ Kai Abridged, but it was a Garlic Jr. April Fools Special!

[@Marxhog]

Jonathan R. Rodriguez oooooohhhhhh so that was it! Damn I’m slower than kid Gohan dodging Having Digimon Movie abridged April’s fools joke here

[@juandalaguna6339]

Is that an motherfucking .... reference ?

[@BenoHourglass]

Oh fuck I forgot what day it was.

[@SkyScourgeGod]

Ya know... probably... it's better that way. XD

[@accountnotusedanymore9119]

Jonathan R. Rodriguez You expected a Cell Saga edition of dbz kai abridged but it was me Dio!

[@RacingSnails64]

3:44 I don't know why but my favorite line is "Spice release the cokehead!" Something about the way Curt/Taka says it in a borderline disinterested drunken way. Ironically, he's the one chugging wine in the live action skit!

[@nightskyj7579]

One of my favorite comments on this thread 🤣

[@ianmason96]

I just looked up the Japanese names, and yes, “Tard” is what he’s called in the original Japanese

[@Samwise_Ass]

Huh

[@althelor]

The problems with releasing a show internationally, sometimes you just trip and fall into an incredibly vulgar term that just isn't a thing in your country. Like how "avatar the last Airbender" had to be called "avatar the legend of aang" in some countries because apparently "bender" is an incredibly homophobic term in the UK.

[@divinekitty1831]

​@@althelor so, how did the UK treat the Futurama character then?

[@cunningsmile4166]

4:42

[@PeterJDeer]

"LEARN! LEARN!" "...haaarder" Da-Di: "Okay see THAT one was what you think it was."

[@eh-9994]

Peter Deer ITS PRONOUNCED DADDY lol

[@SUs0nic]

I know what you're talking about Peter Deer

[@bohubohu]

The messed up/hilarious part is that him whipping Gohan legit happened

[@s-boy4613]

@@bohubohu true but the entire Garlic Jr. Saga is non canon so it's fine. Lol

[@GippyHappy]

"Hello, my name is Spice and these are my henchmen: Tard, Enema and N-" "VINNY-! We call him _Vinny."_

[@akebo92]

GippyHappy what’s his actual name? I don’t get the reference!

[@TheGibber]

@@akebo92 Their names are spices with the first syllable removed, so Vinegar would be "negar" which sounds like the n-word

[@kiambo1601]

@@TheGibber with a hard r

[@bettinalykke5151]

Oh right. The forbidden n-word. I had forgotten. You know it gets tiresome to remember a word you are not allowed to use anyway

[@trevorburke8660]

oooohhhh... i get it now...

[@kamikaze4172]

I love how much they say "fuck" in this despite being censored everywhere else. Also funny because I think Kai censored the official series

[@sonomni]

Nope, Uncut Kai exists.

[@kamikaze4172]

@@sonomni I think it was on Nickelodeon

[@charlieharrington9555]

@@kamikaze4172 he’s referring to UNCUT Kai, the og dbz series had very censored dialogue; did you ever hear them say “kill” or “die””? The furthest the original dub ever went was “destroy”

[@patriciomendoza19]

With the recent TFS Commentaries, I both hope/look forward to when they get around to doing this episode, I feel like it will be super interesting.

[@Igarappappa]

God yes!

[@TH3C001]

Hell yeah, I still want them to do the commentaries on DBZ Kai Abridged 1 and 2 though since they’ve already done the entirety of seasons 1 and 2.

[@alwaysanewinterest]

@@TH3C001 Good news

[@45calGunslinger]

It's just Kaiser shitposting for eight minutes straight. That started with "X in Y minutes", and by extension the Kai Abridged episodes, but this is letting the jokes run completely unfiltered.

[@artizzy2k2k]

WITH THE RECENT ANNOUNCEMENT OF BUDOKAI TENKAICHI 4

[@Saxdude26]

Oh my GOD. The filler arc was turned INTO A KAI EPISODE! Of all the things, I did NOT see that coming.

[@Tony-oc2cd]

April fools

[@Mike3671]

Coming... Ha

[@cameronharsch3191]

Hey does anybody realize that Goku is a king. It starts with the ox king and him killing most of his kingdom over treasure, Then his mountain where his Kingdom lies, is set ablaze. He then has a daughter that comes from somewhere that later marries Goku, and there wedding is to happens in the repair castle, so through chi chi Goku is royalty.

[@Saxdude26]

I mean, to be fair, I found the irony (and hypocrisy) in ChiChi criticising Goku being muscle brained and a fighter. Considering they are BOTH martial artists who only went to school IN EVOLUTION!

[@EnderGoku9001]

Krillin: 4:49 and 6:19

[@QuasarManiac]

The Kai version of the Garlic Jr. Saga had more to do with Garlic Jr. than the saga in standard Abridged. TFS, you madmen

[@xtzyshuadog]

*"I don't remember releasing the black water mist yet I- OH GOD, NO"* *Mister Popo what happened here* *just having a little Italian* *'CAUSE IT WAS NOTHING BUT GARLIC!* I'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen

[@bluemario610]

3:32 I know this is a dream in the end, but its funny how easily he killed 2 people compared to that whole speech with cell

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

It’s a miracle Gohan didn’t have more trauma growing up.

[@chubbyanimalenthusiast70]

LEARN

[@numcookie1344]

LEARN

[@DrentheOutcast]

Gohan is just good at masking. There's a theory that Great Saiyaman is how he copes with his battle with the Ginyu Force.

[@numcookie1344]

LEARN

[@quar3019]

So basically Kai Abridged 3 is an extended, more detailed Garlic Jr. Saga? You people need an oscar.

[@M_Alexander]

It's 2.9 do you even number?

[@TheMinuteSquirrel]

M Alexander it was 3 before

[@dreamwalker4723]

@@M_Alexander I seriously cannot believe, that they did that joke

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Garlic Jr. Saga Final Mix.

[@jeremybk54]

@@dreamwalker4723 still my favorite prank they pulled was releasing a Digimon special with a title and thumbnail of Brolly

[@crimsongogeta6810]

“Ok, so I’ve checked everywhere but Planet Yardrat and *Vampa* .” So... who’s gonna tell mental Broly he’s been replaced in the Abridged Canon...?

[@Brebre12458]

omg i just realized since the movies are canon in dbza there are two broly and two paragus

[@PokecrafterChampion]

Yeah, aren't the abridged movies actually canon to it all? Is super canon? Where are the lines?

[@JakeSmith-mq5dc]

That should be the joke for the 2nd Broly movie, the guy is going on a rampage because he has been replaced like chopped liver

[@crimsongogeta6810]

Jake Smith I’m all for this

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

Previous Broly was only Abridged Movie Canon; not Abridged Series Canon. So it still works.

[@Yodatar58]

“It’s an older reference sir, but it checks out.” Such a classic moment always makes me laugh

[@coryparrish525]

Why place it after the introduction of Enema though? Can you explain?

[@anphorus]

​@@coryparrish525In the original Dead Zone Abridged that they did waaay back, before Team Four Star was even a thing, the tiny henchman guy was named "Douchebag". It's one for the long time fans.

[@bandabanana4939]

3:51 The Foreshadow of TFS *Being tired of this and is running out of jokes*

[@shawnzilla3]

It took me 6 minutes of questioning this episodes lack of censorship and gay jokes to realize it was april 1st

[@kingofpoliwhirls7464]

Ye-ep, sounds about right.

[@Nash237]

Oh wow I didn't even realize what day it was, so thats why this was so weird...weirder than usual.

[@Dilmahkana]

It's April 2nd where I am. Not ready for it at all

[@nemonus4279]

3:01 Vegeta: Okay, ive checked everywhere except planet yardrat and vampa. Paragus: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@AmazingAutist]

*"Yes."*

[@whatamidoing725]

Is broly a joke to you

[@aceface5188]

Krillin: Garlic Jr?! Weren’t you trapped in another dimension, never to escape?! Garlic Jr: Yes, I escaped. Krillin: OH NO! I love this part, and I don’t know why

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

It reminds of the rise of skywalker Kylo Ren: Palpatine? Weren’t you blown up with the core of your second planet destroying weapon, disintegrated to nothing? Palpatine: Yes, I escaped. Kylo Ren and Rey: OH NO *proceeds to make out*

[@jordangarcia3635]

Ace Face Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!!

[@rileyinscoe3558]

When Kami says what the Black Water Mist is, combined with the music it sounds like he's telling the start of a great and ancient journey, but has a mysterious ending like "and nobody knows what happened on that fateful day"

[@moxie6099]

The dodge joke is your legacy, guys. It's gonna haunt you forever. This whole episode is gold. An April Fools JOKE?! I think not.

[@krysmun]

they're never gonna avoid it.

[@fressejetzt840]

You got a brown nose

[@MelchVagquest]

"Alright, I've checked everywhere except Planet Yardrat and Vampa." The references in this are too good!

[@dawkshangout1261]

MelchVagquest i know I probably should remember vampa but i just don’t please explain what happened on it...

[@qushudx2211]

@@dawkshangout1261 its where Broly is

[@emblemblade9245]

Excluding Yardrat was hilarious, but having the mind to mention him not going to Vampa either was hysterical

[@dominicksharliene4769]

Its especially funny when you remember everyone use to say old Broly is secretly Trucks dad, which vegeta is looking for.

[@MelchVagquest]

Those people who said OG Broly was Trunks' dad were the same ones who said that Yamcha is Gohan's real dad...

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

5:20 Wow.. that's REAL topical just a year after this was uploaded. 2021 ain't much better.

[@zemaddonzo3504]

1:13 This is why I love this show, so rewatchable. I can't believe I just got this now. For years I was always thinking, "what's wrong with Vin?" Wrong half man, wrong half 😂

[@1TakoyakiStore]

But a gar is a fish...

[@KK-mo9df]

Vegeta! Explain!

[@dietair2702]

4:34 Gohan: harder... everyone: *W O A H* that had me wheezing

[@pokesonav]

Oh THAT'S what he said!

[@ApostolicSketches]

Broly movie flashbacks 😂😂

[@Astralopithicus]

If kame is there : 'he he he hahaha Hahaha HAHAHAHA'

[@RondoOfBloodX]

Guess Mr Shu DID make Gohan learn...............the fine art of BDSM that is.

[@Yasahiro1011]

What did he say afterwards when everyone was weirded out? The thing that Piccolo replied "Oh Thank god" to? I have bad hearing

[@tylerdarnell9032]

Gohan: harder * jazz music stops *

[@jazzmusicstops374]

"Fight it harder" *jazz music continues*

[@mitchellhennig2539]

Gohan's teacher just sounds like Lani doing his best at a Crocker impression. And it's glorious.

[@andrewgehring6114]

Spice: We gave him Cocaine. Did you not hear us? Gohan: What? Spice: It’s a spice. Vinegar: Spice of life. Zarbon: Can I have some?

[@Ecliipsed]

Vegeta: I've checked everywhere except Yardrat and Vampa BROLY 2 CONFIRMED EVERYONE!!

[@yabishblacky3102]

Washum Baig ohohohoho

[@Lemuel928]

With a New Calmer Broly this time!

[@Coolhand118]

Lol

[@Cryptic_Daemon]

#WenBroly2

[@chandlerwright5460]

Broly 4* We still need to get through Second coming and bio Broly

[@MrMisfortune]

3:09 I love how hes holding in his laughter from the ridiculousness of that scene

[@BubblesTheAmoeba]

giving this comment a reply because somehow it doesn't have any

[@sunchips18]

@@BubblesTheAmoebaI feel honored to be the second reply to this comment in over two years.

[@ry4nfr]

@@sunchips18I feel honoured to be the 3rd reply

[@abbycollins4820]

Ditto

[@LaEspana2010]

And I'm 5th

[@EmperorKrow]

3:11, Vegetas voice actor almost lost it. Makes me crack up everytime. Live this series!!!

[@Bumblebee2361]

3:03 I like that Vegeta almost laughed

[@nyquillusdillwad9119]

Oh wow, um... It's Vinny actually... I don't think enough people stuck around for that punchline.

[@thisisawsome34253212]

What was the censored word?

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Negar. Because it sounds like a racial slur.

[@thisisawsome34253212]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 Technically, Negar is a real word in Spanish and Portuguese that means Deny in English. I do understand what happened here: Vi-Negar, Mr. Negar.

[@EnderGoku9001]

Video Game Drummer Productions hopefully no spanish lads or lasses don't use that word too often around english speakers

[@KingHalbatorix]

Vinigga

[@hubjump]

After all this time I just realised. Vegeta went everywhere except Yardrat and Vampa... Goku is on Yardrat and learns instant transmission. Broly is surviving on Vampa with his dad. Well then.

[@dragonites55]

Maybe they should have made a joke about that.

[@topspur762]

dragonites55 that’s the point. That’s the joke.

[@topspur762]

That’s the joke......

[@gabemerritt3139]

@@topspur762 uh, that's the joke

[@fallentrash1673]

Now he went to yardrat

[@WinterGray8888]

“Everywhere except yardrat and vampa” fucking perfect

[@GlitchanBlack]

I like how you actually referenced one of the three best villains in GT.

[@Gammera2000]

Today for April fools day, we let the DBZ abridged characters swear without censorship

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

They stopped consistently censoring around the end of season 3

[@Sirxeko]

They do one uncensored f-bomb per season. But because this is a one-off april fool's video, the rules don't really apply anyway.

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Who do they think they are, Bojack Horseman?

[@9008mm]

Parker Stetson the best!

[@zsushi3316]

Well now gohan gonana love it.

[@ran-chan6752]

Actual Garlic Jr. Saga Abridged With Foulconer music And an Alucard cameo ...an unexpected return, but a very much welcome one.

[@likeanuuk6612]

best music

[@jennyeel7675]

Hello there!

[@peace7642]

F O U L C O N E R

[@TheTrueNehme]

there was Faulconer music playing? I need to wear headphones.

[@peace7642]

Rosy A C C E P T E D

[@logTopic]

After all of these years, I just noticed Lani's "nosebleed" @ 3:56 lmfao

[@dr.love_love1664]

I’m glad I’ve watched the hell sing abridged because I would of never gotten the reference on 7:00

[@ironmaster6496]

When The April Fools joke Is actually a GIFT

[@dnmstarsi]

And the closest thing to an actual Garlic Jr Saga Abridged.

[@coolershead7094]

Garlic Jr: *DON'T BE A DUMMY, GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY* Me: Wait! To Toei, to Toriyama or TFS? Garlic Jr: ...yes (Gets blasted) Me: Frickin smartass

[@xtzyshuadog]

Cooler's Head *They really threw all their funniest rough sketches out for this bit* and it was *OH SO MALICIOUSLY* wonderful

[@SteelandSouls]

Toei, Toriyama, or TFS. Triple T....wait. Triple. Quadruple T.

[@Lemuel928]

Or Funimation?

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

XD

[@neorenamon]

"Alucard goes for a walk." That was SO random. I LOVE IT!!

[@wraithofwrite9744]

7:08 I would love to see Alucard in a tournament fighter

[@Robofan998]

I like how Lani can't even say the line about air in space without laughing

[@buamp8186]

Vegeta's voice actor laughing turned out to be the perfect delivery for that line

[@Gorgonops_SSF]

And as we just learned today from the DBZA commentaries, Lani added that breaking-up laugh deliberately to upsell the shitpost tone they were going for.

[@dmp_dini965]

0:54 for those searching for CdawgVA

[@thrashtilldeath09]

Using the Faulconer score for the Vegeta scene was perfect

[@kadenmr2677]

3:09 I love how you can hear Lanipator start to crack up

[@disgustingweeb]

yes xD

[@doriansookochoff9768]

Best yet, that probably was the best take they could get because he was cracking up all the time.

[@Ken-eh3oy]

Heh. "crack"

[@kahnileorun8723]

Love that they pointed that out, that always was weird to me when I saw it XD dont think I couldve kept a straight face trying to say that either XDxDxDxD

[@FutureDeep]

On the next episode of Rick and Morty...

[@anthonylozoya8383]

This is quite literally Dragon Ball Z Abridged *on crack*

[@blackjack7654]

So the first season then

[@pygmalion0451]

Nah, just Gohan's lessons. The rest was coke.

[@landonkemp4880]

It quite literally already was on crack and so now it is on Meth

[@moistenvelopes]

Specifically cocaine!

[@shawerful5209]

On more crack

[@miguelruggiero]

I shorten "vinegar" all the time That one right there, it killed me

[@matthewwatkins4938]

I love how TFS take these one shot characters and make them the most memorable ones.

[@SDGMiniloeuf]

Why the hell nobody talk about anime orgasm Krillin!?!?!?!?! That's the last thing I expected but for sure the best

[@richardjackson9584]

Good point....

[@richardjackson9584]

@@keijijohnson9754 holy shit! Your right!

[@Xross420]

MMMMMH!~

[@Slowbunaga]

I dont know. that special cameo before gohan woke up kind of fucked me right up.

[@ACE_CMH]

Keiji Johnson yeah 100% right about that one chief

[@joshuasimpson4021]

Gohan: *Punches Spice and kills him* Piccolo: No! My cocaine!

[@8bitPikachu]

NOOOOO! MICHAEL CAINE!

[@ancapftw9113]

HISHE: "Hey Mr. Tutor, want to learn about orbital mechanics?" *precedes to demonstrate them by yeeting the tutor*

[@Hei_Darkfire]

I love how this series completely forgets about the Mafuba. Like it's almost like it was made specifically for opponents like this.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

Oh, so that wasn't something Evolution made up?

[@july7498]

​@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 Don't mess with Dragon Ball fans they haven't even watched the series.

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

​@@july7498Only seen Z, who dis?

[@lightlati7496]

Is the fact that they gave us a full episode under the name "Abridged Kai" the April Fools joke? If so, I'm all for it!!

[@VeritasMiles]

Krillin: Holy crap, Gohan, did you just kill two people? Gohan: I NOW HAVE A TASTE FOR *BLOOD!* ...There's the Chaotic Good, villain destroying Gohan we wish we had gotten. Pacifism is boring.

[@edwarddawson42]

I know, I loved that, too.

[@oneandonlysound3453]

It sure is. I refuse to watch any non warrior version of wonder woman for this very reason.

[@BlueBolt5000]

1:11 "I shorten "Vinegar" all the time, but you don't hear me calling myself N--" Gonna go die peacefully now.

[@Word46]

Wait The April fools is that it’s not Cell Saga The absolute madmen

[@vm4952]

The absolute madlad

[@redpikmin017]

What has science done?

[@redpikmin017]

LEARN YOU DO NOT EXPECT ANY JOKES LEARN LEARN LEARN LEARN LEARN LEARN LEARN

[@MAZZ0Murder]

Garlic Jr. being shot by Alucard should be canon.

[@shazamham5203]

Bitches love canons.

[@Xel_Rendwyn]

Seconded. Petition for for fan-base re-cannon is go.

[@Axe064]

Alucard Goes For A Walk!

[@saiyanfang1047]

no guns do NOTHING

[@cupsoup7244]

Saiyanfang10 tell that to garlic jr oh wait he’s dead

[@Motishay]

Considering Gohan's genetics and training, the whip shouldn't be anything more than annoyance. Right? I mean, even before the Frieza arc

[@andremead6192]

The Anti-Vaccer line... I have no words that was just...gold! Dende bless you Team Four Star

[@jonmercano1138]

Super Kami Dende

[@sideh000e5]

"We're very proud of you for seeking help" "I'm doing it for me but I appreciate the support" DFKM😂😂😭

[@thecoreypro]

@@mattblaster2378 I'm guessing it's called "Dat Fucking Killed Me"

[@jesusbernal8000]

Hi

[@Skaypegote]

"Alucard goes for a walk" God help me if that becomes a DLC. I will give up life for that

[@Kyro4Productions]

Hell, I'd murder just to get the Hellsing OST in Smash

[@Microsoft-Excel-2010]

Only Video Games characters are allowed. Sorry.

[@Cryo_Cross]

Man I wish this was a thing

[@Falcovsleon21]

But Alucard's already an Assist Trophy.

[@IvanTheGhostboy]

Don’t worry, we’ll wish you back with the Dragon Balls

[@jendouglas9781]

Kami: "I tried cocaine on French toast once, and the day started out good until... it wasn't." Garlic jr: "I want some coke toast"

[@Yutyrant95]

Live action Taka, always underrated

[@ClutchCode]

Vegeta:"I've checked everywhere except for Yardrat and Bampa." Nice one there

[@spencer6207]

I get Yardrat but wtf is Bampa???

[@Mondus.]

It's Vampa

[@raffertyfilms7387]

Spencer it’s vamps from Dbs Broly

[@Mondus.]

@mikie_plays02 9anime is a pretty good place to watch it

[@Stan_man]

Did he even check freeza planet 419? Even nobody ever goes there.

[@ReemmeMikii]

"Harder!" "What-" "The-" "Fuc- -" "Fight it harder, Mister Piccolo!" "Oh thank god."

[@maniakk3563]

Garlic: Good, now commence choking! Piccolo: noah. gohan made it weird now. You made it weird, gohan

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I had to rewind that back to make sure I heard Gohan right! Sounded like Gohan had been around those creatures from Broly's first movie a little too much!

[@giltsaint1021]

I watched it too

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

I was shocked and dying 😆😆

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

@@maniakk3563 Piccolo: Now i'm hungry Krillin: Wait wait wait (moans)

[@mikusz3]

4:50 6:20 The sax thing playing when Krillin does the Yaranaika face is from Star Fox Adventure OST - that one song where Fox meets Krystal for the first time and he's like "Wow! She's beautiful!"

[@myklelara]

Wow you have a gifted ear!!

[@mikusz3]

@@myklelara Thanks. 🙂

[@spaceboi2375]

Classic Scott "Kaiserneko Furry" Frerichs moment

[@bulmauchiha3973]

My God every time killing makes that face and noise my brain just goes YES THIS IS A JO JO REFERENCE!

[@legionnaire_blaze7138]

That whole "harder" thing threw me off so much... Now i really want to see TFS's Alucard in smash

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Then there wouldn't be a Smash, it would be just "Alucard kills helpless toys" as he wears the Hands as gloves.

[@ComputermasterDMC]

HARDER, DADDY!

[@zekeram129]

Until I saw the actual part with that I thought you meant the Castlevania one because that's the only one I know

[@mistydolphin2524]

I'd pay to see it. XD

[@Zelia_Wolf]

320 minutes ago, comment is made. Already 450 likes. Like hell.

[@dreadman8210]

Disclaimer: the producers aren't on drugs, the show is.

[@selfloathingweekly]

To be fair one of them is on drugs and the other is an alcoholic. So technically true.

[@DomX4]

As someone who listens to NPR, that Maureen Corrigan (Carleen Morrigan) reference cracked me up. (For those who don't know, Maureen Corrigan is the book critic for the NPR show Fresh Air.)

[@Corthmic]

Garlic Jr calling everyone "Fuckbois" was something I was not ready for, and I still haven't fully recovered from my laughing fit.

[@POB_.963]

Corthmic that was my favorite part😭😭😭