DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 47 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
TeamFourStar is a group of voice actors, sound designers, musicians and entertainers based out of Texas. Most noted for the series Dragonball Z Abridged, TFS loves to make comedy and specifically parody.
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Episode 47: Family Reunion
Cast:
Takahata101 - Cell
Ganxingba - Android 17, Tenshinhan
Lanipator - Krillin, Piccolo, Master Roshi, Mr. Popo
ShudoRanmaru - Android 18
Remix - Kami, Android 16
MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
Hbi2k - Nail
Faulerro - Yamcha
Hnilmik - ChiChi
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Mutawapawa
Zipo323
TFG010
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Kristin Cowhey
Lord Ultimate
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NikolaS
Nick Porzio
Kenae
Kyle Jordan Reilly
Lurasz
Odin_V
Zach Guida
Ryan McCully
Dalton Sargent
Alex Murray
John Burke
Sawyer Gardner
J. L. Schultz
Ryan Hobbs
Brandon Cargill
Brooke Allen
Randi Ragan
SownSky
Danielle Kyle
Jordan Ashworth
Mitchell Tye
Tanner
Steven Pogorzelec
Nicholas S Pfender
Jacob Schaaf
Tyler
Shane Scihl
Dustin Hutcheson
Ryan Hebert
Carrakee guzzardo
Mike Miller
Michael Reynolds
Ben Barker
JT Asmussen
Marcus Gonzalez
Michael Huddleston
Amanda Mckowen
Zcc09
Valent
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GeekFreak
Jared Bressler
And the rest of our Patreon contributors!
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[@TeamFourStar]

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[@elibethea4484]

Why didn't anybody stop cell when he was absorbing 17. Kami why do they allow villains to transform. These people are dumb

[@LilMelvinD239]

Gamer 1218 lmao who there could stop him at the time

[@elibethea4484]

18 or 16

[@superzigzagoon]

They were caught off guard.

[@kevinward550]

M

[@lightwalker222]

"I think I see a light!" *"WALK TOWARDS IT."* Badass as fuck

[@pancakericeP]

Luke M well said amigo... well said

[@edgartheslayer3]

and I laughed hard!

[@flashgmaing2967]

that was the most badass line in this entire series

[@DG9790]

17-what's a kami Piccolo- it means god now bow then 17 gets blasted that was badass

[@DarkshadowXD63]

WHAT THE HELL!!!

[@chidubem826]

Android 17: "Yeah let's forget about killing Son Goku." Android 16: *L E T S N O T G E T C R A Z Y*

[@kingdomofnerdz1497]

Cell: TOO LATE!!!

[@jevilthedevil7200]

Nobody: Android 16's hand: RAWKET LAWNCHER!

[@christianjericho7948]

@@jevilthedevil7200 OH MY GOD IT'S SO COOL

[@jevilthedevil7200]

@@christianjericho7948 OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD DAMN COOL!

[@stevendemel5233]

@@jevilthedevil7200 MFG HE S F-ING COOL

[@Jaxymann]

"How...HOW MANY PEOPLE!?" *"...Enough"* Given that canonically, Cell absorbed over half a MILLION people, that line is absolutely *horrifying.*

[@cunningsmile4166]

Well if he ate half of the planet.....

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

​@cunningsmile4166 and in 2023 Dragonball Super is STILL cool and the reference(17 a Park Ranger)lol!😆

[@bavandeep4683]

17 was a park ranger in dragon ball gt @@Chrissaiyanjojoknight

[@ghostfang1255]

@@cunningsmile4166 If he ate half the planet then he wouldn't even need to absorb 17 and 18, he would already be *perfect*

[@OverRule1]

Someone said he absorbed 600k people which would be 3 million power assuming each human has a power level of 5, however, what they didn't know is that 3 million power is added to Cell's base power and is multiplied by 50 when Cell turns Super Saiyan as seen with his Super Saiyan aura

[@Aberyyyy]

"I see a light" "WALK TOWARDS IT" this line is so fucking raw, goku's runnjng around chasing it, trying to eat it for dinner.

[@hellboy19991]

Gordon Ramsey would be disgusted it's so raw

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

WHAT THE HELLLLL

[@makaylarae1000]

gyat damn, 16

[@YoungK.I.]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT CAUSE GOD DAYUM 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@asfandkayani3428]

same @@YoungK.I.

[@matthewwatkins4938]

Imperfect Cell: Hormonal teenager making dirty jokes on Newgrounds Semi-Perfect Cell: Possessive ex-boyfriend with seperation issues Perfect Cell: That guy no one wants to be around but is so dang hot you don't give a rip

[@syedali-rs8cj]

That is why TFS Goku is in "love" with Cell.

[@aidenliefer8805]

Truly accurate

[@flixmincraft4405]

I swear every final form if making the character 10x more bootiful Freiza Cell

[@peterpetrelli008]

@@flixmincraft4405 For Buu, I always liked the Gotenks absorbed form more than others. For Cell, his first and last. For Freeza, 2nd and 3rd.

[@novoliathepoet2242]

Mr. Perfect Cell really does have a perfect jaw line

[@jrreedve2825]

I love how Tien’s emotions are on his sleeve, he tells you honestly what he’s thinking and feeling... and yet no one can “read him”

[@jeetpancholi3587]

That's the joke!

[@jrreedve2825]

Jeet Pancholi I know, I still love it!

[@demonkiller8000]

He has no sleeves

[@championofflow9048]

@Mohamed Mowlid I dont get how that's funny either

[@ale4462]

I dont get it

[@Paxchi]

2:00 "ENOUGH! I am NOT a spectator! I AM A WARRIOR!" As a Tenshinhan fan, this delivery is just perfection.

[@dreadz314]

I can never read that guy

[@raidenpainn1561]

That delivery was awesome

[@fairytail7963]

I can never read that guy 😑

[@luigiboi4244]

Tien keeps earning more and more of my respect.

[@freelands8355]

TFS made Tien so much .ore awesome

[@nyxnox2135]

A16: "ROCKET PUNCH" Cell: *eats shit* C18: "Wow, seriously?" C17: "THAT IS SO COOL!" I'm in love with that line

[@Samirahmed-oi7vb]

300 likes and no replies?lemme fix dat

[@quitkid8727]

Loved the " *eats shit* "

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

I heard him say What!,(lol!😆but funny!)

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

17 saying what we were all thinking seeing that for the first time

[@Fragesed]

This feels like a once piece reference, girls never find the robots cool. (Save for weirdos like Bulma or more recently, Lilith)

[@arcangel4809]

Thats way too many sexual innuendos for him not to have zarbon's DNA in there as well XD

[@muffn9826]

*MMMMMMMMM*

[@86twin]

Bruh I’m hollering

[@RobertSeeJen]

It's Roshi. Definitely Roshi lol

[@Joker-oe5kj]

@@RobertSeeJen or both

[@RobertSeeJen]

@@Joker-oe5kj Both is good. Lol

[@V12509]

"This Cell is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku's DNA. These parameters, are acceptable" Anyone else found this badass?

[@philpyung4831]

16 is programmed only for a good rousing round of killing Son Goku. So his behavior here is normal and that's why nobody said anything.

[@Deman_Dema]

You do know that Goku is not from earth. For now, only Gohan would have part of his DNA.

[@IMMACYCLOPS]

Where did TFS get the "10.78 percent" bit?

[@IMMACYCLOPS]

***** Probably right.

[@juhabakapeci4108]

That aint the only line cell:hold on... I see a light 16: WALK TOWARDS IT.

[@Gonboo]

Fun Fact: Cell apparently absorbed 600,000 people altogether.

[@arutka2000]

Enough.

[@slunky6269]

Not enough

[@foster9315]

That's not that much in all honesty Assuming all humans are power level of 5 (which is very generous) that's only a power boost of 3 million, which is 3 times stronger than second form Frieza and as strong as Goku on namek before Super Saiyan

[@yamreffotsirk]

@@foster9315 this is my personal theory, so take it with a grain of salt... but I always assumed that at some point he started getting diminishing returns from absorbing humans, so when he felt powerful enough to go for one android, he dropped the human diet.

[@dariusmelasecca2715]

@@foster9315ell you have to remember this cell is from the future where he beat trunks after trunks beat the androids. Then jacked his Time Machine. So cell was already pretty strong

[@ITzzOdio01]

Nail gun is the most underrated joke this season

[@patrickjones9280]

It’s much better than say the kami cannon

[@patrickjones9280]

@@zEr-ne5ri neither is nail gun, this is generally referred to as humor

[@chuchulainn9275]

I would say it is the playing of "Nearer My God to Thee" as Piccolo sinks.

[@0gre191]

"He died as he lived. Alone." "HOW MANY PEOPLE!?" "Enough." "These parameters...are acceptable." "I see a light!" "WALK TOWARDS IT!" What a banger of an episode.

[@laurocoman]

So many John McClaine one-liners and they all work.

[@looneygoon1543]

“These parameters... are acceptable”

[@kennylunacy]

Every episode is a golden gift.

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

Hell yes!! The lines in this episode are Superb!!

[@reaper_exd7498]

I was the 1'000th like. Suck it

[@dannybenhur6123]

"I'M NOT A SPECTATOR, I'M A WARRIOR" - Tien Make Tien Great Again...

[@nicholaslegnon9207]

honestly one of my favorite parts

[@aaronleghissa]

he became a bitch in super

[@kingninja1781]

Nicholas Legnon same

[@jibrael5705]

Toriyama hates Tien Apparently. Before the TOP in Super.... Everyone got a Toriyama Handjob.... Boosting there powers. Fucking Rishi was "Secretly training" and he became stronger than Tien. He... Became... Stronger.... Than Tien.... The man whose only goal I to be the best martial artist and who trains non stop....... Dafuq

[@jibrael5705]

@@gurvmlk I think Tien is a smart fighter. He made 4 Cline's right?. 2 were holding his arms one his neck and one Trip beamed the bad guy. Tbh The clone holding his neck was doing nothing. If he stayed in the ring Tien wouldn't have been eliminated.

[@BlondieGaming]

"These parameters *are acceptable* " gave me goosebumps

[@crockinator2688]

I felt the same way about Cell: now I see a light! 16: Walk towards it!

[@spudkin564]

In a world of laser blasts and light speed attacks, there's something immensely satisfying about 16 just decking Cell in the face

[@Kwatcher100]

You mean the schnoz?

[@kyleflanagan963]

"How...HOW MANY PEOPLE!?" ".........Enough." I was legit creeped out at this line. It was just delivered sooooooo disturbingly...

[@WolfXGamerful]

Kyle Flanagan Was it weird that I read that last sentence as "It was just delivered sooooooo deliciously..."

[@kyleflanagan963]

[TBSH]WolfXGamerful *licks lips*

[@WolfXGamerful]

Kyle Flanagan Oh shit.

[@Acsuperman72]

Kyle Flanagan I remember hearing at some point that Takahata does his lines as Cell something like three or so times each episode to get them as best as he can.

[@dw-nl9ph]

Kyle Flanagan he should have said a certain number...

[@Zhark159632]

“And yknow what? Forget killing Son Goku” “LETS NOT GET CRAZY.”

[@toad5365]

Read this as soon as that happened

[@jordangarcia3635]

No... LET'S GET CRAZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@banditbro25]

TOO LATE!!!

[@dscarb8085]

16 is def my favourite part of abridged

[@SmashSSL]

Sures a lot of not killing goku going on rn

[@joecolman1968]

'I'll kill him! I'll F*cking kill him!' Epic foreshadowing right there

[@deadlyfaster7347]

And yet making not sence as well

[@EstebanLopez-bn9pd]

I love how 17 is screaming, "Someone pull off his tail!" While 16 is standing there doing absolutely nothing.

[@Creekmore]

He was waiting to see how things played out.

[@scottsiglinhd2777]

I’ve always found 17 getting absorbed so frustrating in both the anime and TFS. Like why does 16 just stand there and let it happen when he clearly has enough power to get there and save 17? Also tien as well literally saw 17 and warned him cell was behind him in the anime and could’ve tri beamed cell back into the ground 🙃

[@Lardo137]

​@@scottsiglinhd2777DBZ has never been a well written series.

[@jexel928]

@@scottsiglinhd2777the entire cell saga is built off of character’s mistakes lol

[@lapsrrodgers]

​@@scottsiglinhd2777I love the series, the franchise, it all, but they SUCK when it comes to team work. Too many 1v1s or standing around when people and the earth are in danger. Every time I watch, I'm like, "jump him 🗣️"

[@fafnir242]

The amount of respect I have for Android 16 is unreal.

[@archergirl6909]

+Mark Schofield Is it over 9,000?

[@Navesblue]

+Archer Girl F#%K Power Levels

[@fafnir242]

+Navesblue POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSH#T!

[@justinmariner9021]

yo yo yo dats wak

[@Pol74698]

+Mark Schofield 69 [ya] likes?! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... Everyone in the DBZA cast:"STOP IT!!"

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Piccolo: "How? *How many people?!* Cell: "... _Enough."_ This episode is *_brutal._*

[@Athidius]

Even the original episode was pretty disturbing, as you're able to see the absorbed human souls that formed cells power in his aura when he shows off his power to Piccolo.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@Athidius Yeesh

[@AjarTadpole7202]

I was disappointed from that scene

[@grimlock__2501]

"I think I see a light" "WALK TOWARDS IT"

[@Jose-se9pu]

At times, the writting on DBZA surpassed the original...several times, actually

[@mrummgoat53]

Watched this many times before but never with headphones, untill today. I love how kami's voice is in one ear and nail's is in the other

[@alwaysawesome216]

Oh wow that’s cool

[@OlivesRCew1]

… i have been listening to this with 1 headphone in. I have missed half the humor, rewatch time lol

[@MetalNinja1992]

I've only used one and I can hear both

[@LadyTyger51ne]

The writing for Cell in this series is top-notch. *chef’s kiss*

[@grandmasterpo4067]

Dude. This version of Cell will forever be the only acceptable one.

[@BuilderWild]

So is the voice acting, so silly and bone chilling at the same time

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Cell: "Ah, Piccolo. He died as he lived." 18: "Drowning?" Cell: *"Alone."* So many chills.

[@MrMisfortune]

Well with Nail and Kami in his head that comment might not he exactly true

[@lorenz0c0rdova65]

I feel that...

[@thebaldcat6708]

@@MrMisfortune I think that might have the point of the joke

[@Jefferson-xi8tu]

That's kinda sad aswell

[@Lowkeylie]

For me, it was a single word that set my hair on end. “... _Enough_ “

[@silverviz5600]

Imp. Cell: “I see a light!” Android 16: “Walk towards it” *unleashes a supernova*

[@drunkpunch7334]

Actually a badass line lol

[@kylethomasmutchler7556]

Vizard supernova is friezas move, that was hell flash

[@cthpng9437]

@@kylethomasmutchler7556 pretty sure Supernova was Cooler's 😂

[@spinerflame7922]

@@cthpng9437 Both, actually. Pretty sure Freeza did it first though.

[@cthpng9437]

@@spinerflame7922 wasnt his called Death Ball?

[@tomrajan7880]

16: This Cell is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku’s DNA. These parameters… are acceptable. Holy shit, what a badass.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

"Walk towards it" was the best comeback anyone could've said in that situation.

[@cryoraptora303tm2]

Android 16: *Pulls off Cell's tail* Cell: "You should have gone for the head"

[@meh_coolaid-4441]

Cryoraptor thanos meme

[@theknightofyoutube3454]

NOOO-

[@MadGamer55100]

STOP. IT!

[@destroyerblackdragon]

In hindsight I think he could still grow it back. He grew his whole upper torso back when Goku blasted him.

[@dungdo6682]

16:"My mistake was starting at the wrong end. My next attempt...WILL be on your HEAD."

[@themurc6391]

16: “Rocket Punch” 18: “Wow. Really?” 17: “THAT IS SO COOL!!!”

[@KaitoKenny]

My favorite part there has to be the "WHAT!?" From Cell lol

[@rory8182]

Its like the TOP, with 18 being the destroyers and 17 being the zenos

[@IMCODY2494]

18 is us all grown up and 17 is us as children XD

[@mysta9526]

@@IMCODY2494 Speak for yourself

[@TheMrMayo]

To be fair, it may be named simply and it may not seem as impressive now, but you have to admit it was *really* cool how he went to retrieve his still moving arm at Mach-1 speeds after releasing all that momentum into Cell. Honestly? It's still cool, as gimmicky as it is. 😁

[@khalilXD100]

Android 17 : And I'm a Park Ranger DB Super: Bet...

[@theashenogre8948]

He was one during the Buu Saga

[@honeybutterchipslol]

16's "parameters" line is the most badass for me,it delivers the punch,it fits him since He's more robotic than the other androids and he talks like a machinery,and it's a punchline from a ROBOT,you don't really expect robots to talk shit since their known not to have emotions.

[@helloidharbl6753]

8:22

[@yinyang2820]

You know if 16 survived the cell saga he would have become a park ranger with 17

[@moirapalace3946]

Or an avian biologist.

[@flintrocks]

😭

[@supavids4eva]

@@moirapalace3946 Ya mean an ornithologist?

[@tell_me_plz1461]

You have a point

[@neptuneplaneptune3367]

Probably. God dammit why did he have to die? 16 is one of my Favrites.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

"How... How many people?" "Do you remember how many slices of bread you have eaten in your life?"

[@thegiganshow300]

I honestly thought cell would say that tho

[@losfregiatoremagico4231]

Eric Lecarde that’s the first thing that came to my mind lol

[@whoopzreal]

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@No_One_Important]

Piccolo doesn't eat, so yes, he does.

[@demonkiller8000]

CEEEEEELL!!!

[@RznBran]

“It’s my choice to make” the writing for this show is top fucking tier

[@tomrajan7880]

A Goku v 16 episode would be great - it would have been filled with dry humor, friendly banter about food and birds, mutual friends - but it would have ultimately been sad; These two simple, happy instruments of war are ultimately fighting to the death. They don’t hate each other, they’re not fighting to protect anything - but they know how it’s supposed to end, and how one of them isn’t coming back. Would be a funny yet emotional episode.

[@ralphshiverriba155]

17: “sure he’s from the future, and I’m a park ranger.” That aged beautifully

[@ericolsen4129]

That was already a thing in GT when this was released, even if super hadn't already introduced 17 which I think it did

[@channelnotavailable32]

@@ericolsen4129 can you really blame him for not watching gt tho.

[@ralphsalvador157]

Super or gt

[@channelnotavailable32]

@@ralphsalvador157 the android was a ranger figure in both but gt was so bad I believe it's ret-conned n no longer cannon. I never got big into dragon ball as a kid so I never did watch it. Super is a treasure tho.

[@ralphshiverriba155]

@@channelnotavailable32 yeah nobody is crying or losing sleep over GT

[@hanskeven9936]

16 : Rocket Punch! 17 : THAT IS SO COOL! Me : THAT IS SO COOL!

[@javierjent]

ShinyshadoW agreed

[@roderrickgaming9949]

I said that too xD

[@epsilon9567]

Said every Super-Robot anime Fanboy ever

[@roderrickgaming9949]

@@epsilon9567 Ive only watched Dragonball ...

[@epsilon9567]

@@roderrickgaming9949 17 is the robot anime fanboy. He represents all of them in this series

[@varied6902]

The way the whole cyborg/android confusion comes full circle at 9:42 is amazing.

[@chuchulainn9275]

The playing of "Nearer My God to Thee" as Piccolo sinks is genius.

[@Ledragonboi27]

Imperfect Cell: What ya doing? 16: What am I doing? Imperfect cell: *Thawrtin ma plans?* 16: Thwarting your plans? Imperfect Cell: *ARE YOU?* 16: *...Affirmative.*

[@RickachuCXVI]

Instead of yes, I'd go with affirmative

[@Ledragonboi27]

@@RickachuCXVI an astute Observation..i have corrected

[@stevendemel5233]

Cell:well better not do that. 16: yare yare daze

[@ilikesandwiches7337]

I like vegeta and kid gohan ineractions

[@snapclub8751]

PERFECT 👌

[@furrydreamer4443]

For some reason it just occurred to me when Piccolo gets a hole blown through him by Cell and Goku says 'Woah that ain't good'... he's speaking from experience... thanks to piccolo...

[@jaygonzalez8575]

Furry Dreamer lol Thats why TFS are Geniuses!!

[@cliff9092]

Or it's because they sensed him die for a min

[@spaceface8504]

@@cliff9092 no he's literally talking from his experience of getting a hole blown through his chest by the same guy he's worrying about. It's good stuff

[@abohsukampret]

TWICE.

[@tabulldog2743]

Yeah fucking *twice* thanks to Piccolo lmao

[@thexmeta29]

Lani's voice work anytime piccolo gets knocked around for an extended shot never ceases to make me laugh

[@GilDice]

"But if it's any consolation... That hurt like hell." Loving the Wishmaster reference

[@coolgreenbug7551]

I just watched that movie and was like "wait, is this where they got that!?"

[@detectiveplays]

1 and a half years late on that one​@@coolgreenbug7551

[@jahahua]

Please make 17 voice in Cell head like nail and kami in piccolo head.

[@DoctorPorkenfries]

jahahua It would be interesting if they did that with both 17 and 18...except the voices are against him.

[@ramdelure]

jahahua No, i don't think so, with Piccolo works but no with Cell

[@supersonikimmy]

That's a cool idea

[@ramdelure]

supersonikimmy Isn't

[@arjunsharma5835]

ramdelure yea youre right

[@titusjuventiuscelsus9758]

“And I’m a park ranger” Dragon ball super: hold my beer

[@666Kaca]

You mean dragon ball Z buu saga?

[@kiriseraph9674]

hold my beerus

[@coldspidey]

Didn't 17 appeared on Super back on 2017? How did they know he was going to be a park ranger 🤔

[@666Kaca]

@@coldspidey Because he was literally shown to be a park ranger in DBZ? Hard not to know when they literally show you.

[@selassieaspen9940]

@bacon froyo these DBZ fans are bandwagoners

[@Gu5A2]

I will never stop laughing at the sheer distress as piccolo screams nail gun

[@VillaVibe]

Cell: "Got another one in you?😅" 16: "STOP IT!!" 😂

[@RubinNischara]

Cell: "I'll take my time killing every person on this planet - even the mighty Goku." A16: "Would you care to repeat that you son of a bitch?" Made me laugh hard :D

[@RubinNischara]

***** My bad

[@botenjohn1752]

***** could you please explain to me why this line from A16 is funny? Thx

[@TheQuadraticAttenuator]

Jeremy Zhang The second you have to explain why something is funny, it ceases to be. Not sure who that quote is from but it's true.

[@Zarggg]

Jeremy Zhang In the original anime, Android 16 was programmed by Dr. Gero for the singular purpose of killing Goku. This is played up here as if it were a point of pride. Only A16 gets to kill Goku, dammit.

[@PhysicsGuy1000]

Kris, The Quadratic Attenuator! *The Joker, XD* *"If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke!"*

[@baronvonkek8467]

“How...how many people!?” “Enough.” You sometimes forget how good the writers of this series are.

[@dannybenhur6123]

These Dialogues are written by TFS...

[@despair1696]

@@dannybenhur6123 no shit

[@slump_emperor]

Danny Benhur that’s what he was getting at

[@GippyHappy]

I’m like number 420 BLAZEIT

[@racheldixon1758]

Does anyone forget how good TFS is?

[@thekiller989]

I really appreciate the fact that Nail's voice comes out of my left headphone and Kami's voice from my right. Makes it seem like you're Piccolo and the two of them are talking in your ear.

[@BigHuskyGG]

cell in this is voiced by a god. this dude can make me have goosebumps and laugh at the same time with how he shifts between horny/terrifying. its so good

[@mysticblade35]

"Hold on, now I see a light..." "WALK TOWARDS IT." PFWOOOOOM Android 16, Baller Extraordinaire.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

"WHAT THE- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLllllloooaaooao!"

[@lunabearsong2043]

A badass way to tell someone to die! Lol!

[@Nekosage]

I loved that line as well.

[@BeStudioz]

Android 16 is such a badass. "Why are you still here???"

[@Lowkeylie]

This episode and the one immediately following it were just full of great quotes. “How many people?!?” “... Enough.” “What are you made of, pure metal??” “Affirmative. I am _Android_ 16.”

[@ManAtDeskProductions]

“I am not a spectator, I am a warrior!” Just... *mwah*. Perfection.

[@LJayyBeh]

LMAOO

[@zerrierslizer1]

somehow, i feel like even cell would approve.

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

With that line delivery, you can feel just how much they hate how these great characters end up not participating in the battles to come.

[@jimmygarza8896]

"Can never read that guy"

[@NeptunexWWE]

That was fantastic, Tien is really jacked.

[@micklemackle207]

17 and 18's respect for 16 grew exponentially the moment 16 started wrecking the shit out of Cell They went from "He's a little shy" to "I will kill every living thing on this planet if anyone fucks with 16 do not test me."

[@BuilderWild]

“I’ve only had this stepbrother for few days but if anything happened to him, I will kill everyone on this planet and then myself”

[@ilikemetoo3088]

12:36 agree​ why didn't​ some​one just​ pull off his teil, like​ you still​ have​ a time​ (They seemed shocked.)​

[@Maxisamo1]

"Chi-Chi, you beautiful woman who lives in Goku's house" "That is what I do"

[@Tero0001]

Maxisamo1 that is what she do

[@battlescroll]

I looked at this comment at the right time

[@mollycrandall1870]

Techically its chichis house as the ox-king payed for it

[@theresaknowles4533]

I was Rollin man

[@kriss4230]

actually goku lives in chichi’s house

[@ryantaylor9786]

17: "And you know what? Forget killing son goku" 16: "let's not get crazy!" 😂😂😂😂

[@Animefan-uk8pw]

Ryan Taylor TOO LATE!!!

[@notdezz_]

Ryan Taylor 😂😂😂

[@warrior_of_kastamonu3738]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@minimonkeymasher8888]

Ugh...

[@metroid7299]

📎📎📎🔪🔪🍴🍴🚽

[@MrLosJardineros]

That "Walk Towards it" line was kinda hard

[@makaylarae1000]

then the "yes, but I like you" line was kinda soft and wholesome lol

[@Blackhaze-gm1yj]

"This 'cell' is comprised of 10.78% of Goku's DNA. These perimeters ARE ACCEPTABLE." that is such a badass line

[@dragonslayergu1161]

I feel like in this parody series, cell's sexual preference is EVERYTHING

[@shiningdarkness400]

As omnisexual as but far more perverted than Dumplin' and Puddin'

[@dragonslayergu1161]

yes, definately

[@FazzSatoshi]

DragonSlayerGU He's like Alucard: There's no one alive who can comprehend it.

[@pixeltreason2968]

DragonSlayerGU even waffles?

[@TheSuperScorpionKing]

Fraser Smith ESPECIALLY waffles.

[@BakeBMDeezy]

When Trunks tries to stop Cell from absorbing 18, I really hope Vegeta says, Vegeta: So what're you doing? Trunks: What am I doing? Vegeta: What're you doing? Trunks: Nothing much. Vegeta: Thwarting his plans?! Trunks: "Thwarting his plans?" Vegeta: ARE YOU?!

[@chibidark321]

BakeBMDeezy lol this NEEDS to happen :3

[@MrMobiusfan]

BakeBMDeezy Trunks: "Yes." Vegeta: "Hmm. Good work."

[@thomaskraus7077]

Oh my god yes

[@shadygamer9388]

Holy fuck make this a thing

[@tristanbagley3593]

I agree

[@TheRangaTanGaming]

Cell gives me Freddy Krueger vibes. And I think that is just the perfect touch to his sheer psychotic nature

[@geekpunk5159]

12:00 THIS IS THE FUCKING MOMENT ANDORIDS REALIZE THEY ARE WRONG ABOUT DESTROYING EARTH, THE TURNING POINT (thanks android 16)

[@arildwan]

I just noticed Nail speaks out the left speaker, and Kami the right.

[@Thanos5]

same

[@DavidRYates-bx9qg]

I noticed it because headphones.

[@DangerZone200]

+Rildwan Ali god dam really? thats actually a pretty awesome small detail XD

[@rogerfvb]

+Rildwan Ali These guys are fucking professionals. They care for stuff we might not even notice.

[@m-hmm5956]

omg mt!

[@dad5draco]

11:13 "Now I see a light." "Walk towards it." *16 is the most badass.*

[@obsidiandragon1385]

seriosly my top ten favorite one liners all come from this series

[@diegoronco5693]

Second is gohan

[@thepaqui9899]

When he goes, “this cell is comprised of 10.7% goku” “these parameters….. are acceptable” I was like yooooo get his ass

[@justchillin5431]

@@obsidiandragon1385 seriously you know this is dub parody verion right?

[@justchillin5431]

@@obsidiandragon1385 in the real version these line don't exist

[@akarilight6331]

"We'll be reunited with our sister in" Subtitles : *Freeza Cells kick in* "Iunno 5 minutes. 10 tops" I'm dying

[@ALJ9000]

To specify, he means the Canadian English captions

[@TJF588]

@@ALJ9000 I'unno, the standard English subs had a bit of a northern flavor to 'em.

[@tamereopire2759]

Those Gundam sound effects for 16 are 👌👌👌

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

Chi-Chi: Aren't you going to help? Roshi: No Chi-Chi: Cause your old ? Roshi : *YE*

[@stevendemel5233]

Kami- any last last ditch efforts Picolo-yeah just one NAIL GU- Cell-he died in a terrible way. Android 18-drowning? Cell-yes cold dark and lonely

[@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415]

Yajirobe said the same at the androids arrival!

[@stevendemel5233]

@@nestoreleuteriopaivabendo5415 oof

[@silver_carbide]

@@stevendemel5233 thats not how the dialogue goes

[@joydeepdutta3650]

Bulma: Aren't you going to fly with them? Yajirobe: No. Bulma: Is it because you're fat? Yajirobe: *YE*

[@connormcmurphy4276]

"awh piccolo...he died as he lived." "Drowning?" "Alone..."

[@demitriturner248]

That is sad.

[@raptorforever9626]

@@demitriturner248 yes. Such isolation

[@demitriturner248]

@@raptorforever9626 Now my siblings, won't you come with me, and you'll be, in a world of truly pure perfection.

[@IkeWarrior]

Demitri Turner STOP IT!!!!

[@thunderfist232]

Technically he wasn't alone considering he had Kami and Nail with him

[@knightishraq]

“I see a light” “Walk towards it” That is some good writing. Fuck the buu bits. Give us the whole arc tfs.

[@MkhataZhzkaosjz-qo7cd]

I FUCKING AGREEE WITH YOUUUUUU

[@Gilo134177]

Cell: "Is it hard to bare piccolo, my overwhelming power, it's WEIGHT, it's GIRTH"

[@cobyhowell7032]

Piccolo: “He’s from the future” Android 17: “Oh yeah and I’m a park ranger” Toei Animation: Let’s take that idea

[@pnaixe]

hes already a park ranger at dbz, I think they showed it on one of the movies

[@tandafadel1127]

At the end of the buu Saga 17 was already a park ranger.

[@mcgvoid6704]

Fuck, you beat me to it

[@lameass.channel]

He is a park ranger in db super too

[@lordbeerus6435]

Potato SnipeZ yeah dbs was not made before this

[@Rizzly05]

8:18 was absolutely hilarious. He pushed the Goku button on Android 16 and he immediately shifted from a bird loving pacifist to an angry ginger ready to kill cell.

[@monst3rslay3r2]

Vegeta: "You pushed the Goku button. Ya shouldn't have did that."

[@scotttrail522]

They (Toriyama) never did the same to Gohan.

[@thoruktor8005]

I get the same feels from "was that sarcasm?" As i did from "did you just hold a grudge?"

[@Rizzly05]

@@thoruktor8005 true

[@Scralfie]

Yeah not just vegeta has a goku button

[@sandclover]

10:47 The two possible reactions to 16's fighting capabilities:

[@hernanclaudon8777]

I really love the “gundam” sounds every time 16 moves!!!

[@spiderrocket8367]

Piccolo: How ? How many people !? Cell:… enough. TFS writers managed to make Cell more affable and charming while still acknowledging the absolute evil monster he is

[@User_Here414]

@@PopeBarley E

[@jacobdix4756]

Goku:you've killed hundreds of people!! Mr.perfect cell:yes...and I'm a monster

[@SSSTUDIOS365]

@@jacobdix4756 to be fair goku is an alien! :0 I get the joke don't r/whoosh me pls

[@S3verusMyG]

How many breads have you eaten in your lifetime? *CELL!!!*

[@ALJ9000]

@@S3verusMyG THERE it is!!!! JOJO!!!

[@gravatea8681]

These parameters....Are acceptable. Way to go 16.

[@darkscot1338]

Gravatea also makes Gohan acceptable too...

[@blueberry1vom1t]

IF you think about it if Android 16 just started going to town on cell when he ripped his tail off. Cell would be unable to absorb 17 and thus be defeated or killed.

[@darkscot1338]

Keychul Dragone We can't really know that as cell can regenerate from a single cell (at least we know this to be the case for perfect cell but it could still apply) which 16 would not know and giving cell the chance to do a sneak attack

[@bulletcat139]

My blood went cold from that phrase. @First Comment

[@htownfan9114]

Hdf

[@barrywaldron9758]

The titanic reference as piccolo sank cracked me up 😂

[@DarkAbilex]

8:22 This is hands down, my favorite line.(Android 16)

[@EnjoyingGoodMusic]

Best quote: "What are you made of, pure metal?!" "Affirmative. I am designated as *Android* #16" "oh"

[@TheObsidianX]

EnjoyingGoodMusic no it was definitely What's happening? I see a light Walk towards it!

[@allflying3]

EnjoyingGoodMusic So that's mean Android #16 is the only android? In this whole android saga?

[@EnjoyingGoodMusic]

yup

[@JTeenmining]

19 is also an android, whereas 20 was a cyborg, 20 also went by the name Dr. Gero

[@keontaytaylor7554]

dont forget Android 8

[@Doomlerious]

17: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG??? 16: I was waiting to see how things played out. 17: Was that sarcasm...? 16: I am not programmed for sarcasm. 17: I'm proud of you...

[@Melmeltheclown]

Proud Brobot

[@Taishawn24.7]

Best part

[@stevendemel5233]

17: proud brother noises

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Android 16 is so human, a peaceful compassionate introvert, loves animals very much, he only wants to hurt one or a few people at all, such a gentle giant, so sensitive, he reminds me of my friend with autism

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

09:54 Cell's Goku Moment XD

[@tamativanhilten5433]

The nail gun is what gets me the most 😂

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

8:05 cell's frieza is showing lol

[@Thoregor]

Man, 16 was a fucking beast in this episode.

[@tonys7524]

Thoregor Did you never see the original or something?

[@Thoregor]

BoredOfYou I never got past the Frieza's death on Namek, the show stopped there in my country, but I know the story and what's gonna happen in the whole series from the internet.

[@deleonmcfly8607]

Thoregor I know that feel

[@afroman6725]

Thoregor Freeza didnt die on namek

[@lshanksy1]

Robert Thomas Well he "died", anyone who seen that far prolly woulda assumed he was dead

[@Sketch1ish]

Who else was Android 17 when we first saw the rocket punch?

[@xotl2780]

Best Hard Knuckle ever.

[@ABe-rd2ip]

Ü

[@chrissmith1152]

that is one of the coolest attack beside the spirit sword

[@spartanhawk7637]

It's so simple, yet totally badass.

[@aquilesalves9264]

me bud

[@onionsgame37]

I can’t with the “Stop it!” The every time cell says something sexual lmao

[@gfighter897]

Cell’s First Form: Unfiltered Comedic Gold Cell’s Second Form: Vegeta x Grinch (Jim Carrey) to tenth power. Carry the one. Perfect Cell: The gentleman we don’t want but we all need.

[@luvvsushi6581]

6:10 “Any last, last ditch efforts?” “just one..... *NAIL GU-* *gets obliterated*

[@thomasvoge664]

I lose it every time I hear that line.

[@nickmccarthy3162]

After a tfs binge I just got that he was referencing nail nameing the special beam canon.

[@typical.tuck4441]

I thought he was calling out nail

[@beardedgreek9069]

Any last words my big green friend? *Blegooah*

[@patrickbergen9398]

@@beardedgreek9069 Well said. Good game. *Blast*

[@hulkboyjr]

"Is it hard to bare, piccolo? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its... Girth." "How?.. HOW MANY PEOPLE?" ".... Enough." Am I the only one who got chills from that?

[@crystobatman6436]

I snickered and "girth."

[@hulkboyjr]

+Crysto Batman I looked up girth... The results weren't pretty.

[@crystobatman6436]

Why would you do that lol. I meant snickered at girth but my phone autocorrected lol.

[@MonkeyDCeddy]

I swear tfs makes Cell more fucked up than the original

[@a_3x]

I wasn't ready for today.

[@tbone2416]

I like how Nail stops trolling when he thinks he's gonna die.

[@filipepires2462]

"WALK TOWARDS IT!" That is, without a doubt, the coldest line in the whole of DragonBall. Canon, GT, Kai, Abridged, Super, Heroes, you name it.

[@domthebomb924]

“I believe this is what the young people call getting rekt” -Kami

[@malachiatkinson7245]

A very underrated line.

[@domthebomb924]

Yep

[@AllknowingUnknown]

One of my favorite lines. The piccolo kami nail combination is prefect

[@mr.matrix4082]

Piccolo: He's from the future 17: yeah and I'm a park ranger Toriyama: *Sinister Smile*

[@braydenpalacios5970]

Warrior's Vids BUU SAGA PARK RANGER 17

[@danielscutaru6682]

He become a park ranger for the c16 memories

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

And I think he was still a park ranger in gt and super

[@jayzonedc6474]

@BRKN Gearz Dragon Ball Z*

[@Blackmello]

@@jayzonedc6474 Super** watch the ToP

[@emkerr90]

Revisiting this arc years after the fact, I just wanna shout out how thorough and excellent these captions are. Your efforts are seen and appreciated.

[@dirt_dert_durt]

"Do you care to repeat that you soN OF A BITCH" This is such a good episode

[@remusultor967]

"Because bitch, I drink people." ~Cell

[@somerandomyu-gi-ohfandouch9234]

Remus Ultor #17:"....yeah, f*ck that.

[@233Deadman]

I think he and the TFS version of Alucard would get along great. Or rip each other to peices. Either way, I want to see it.

[@palmerevans2718]

233Deadman well they are voiced by Takahata101

[@kingatlanofatlantis3075]

Android 16 really gave the meaning of “Imma throw these hands”

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Brilliant

[@solascripturaPR1517]

16 is the Braun Strowman of DBZ

[@shinkamui]

hands: thrown absorbed: enough horse: eaten hotel: trivago

[@skylarsolar893]

6:50 I never expected this to be my favorite, as I call "Feral Gohan" moment.