Tier Lists With Willie (Pretzels)

[@brutalbunny]

willie and julia are getting along phenomenally well for two people who have been in a decades long blood feud

[@juhor.7594]

I think Jacob is there to absorb the damage. Like a therapy dog with a bullet-proof vest.

[@Stanzaawashere]

They're wearing their getting along brain implants you just can't see them

[@motionsuggests]

whatever happened to #teamwillie vs. #teamjacob

[@matmurray717]

Yeah I heard it’s been in their families for generations

[@birdeynamnam]

I’m pretty sure the feud was made up by Jacob to keep them separated

[@ChannalOfMarlon]

I adore how Willie is just like "I tripped near a Frito once, WOULD NOT EAT" like go off king never forgive never forget.

[@BelSnail]

I wish other people in my life watched Drawfee so I could incorporate "That's a pretzel" into my everyday vocab and not have to explain it.

[@natalieborges7788]

Do it anyway and refuse to explain yourself, like Mary Poppins.

[@theodoratheunknowable]

I had that same thought earlier.

[@winsome.anneurt]

I frequently do this in my classroom and my students are just like "okay?" and adopt it blindly 😂

[@origami_dream]

@@winsome.anneurt You have abused your position of power and the solemn responsibility you bear to shape young, impressionable minds... to shape those minds into pretzels.

[@Littlewulff]

“That’s a pretzel” is the drawfee equivalent of “it’s apples and oranges.” Like, you’re basically saying they’re too different to compare… that’s a pretzel 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@TEN_acity]

"The balls are better than the rods" -Jacob Andrews 2023 Incredible.

[@too.annoyed]

i was looking for that comment or else i would've commented it 😄 > for myself 15:28

[@dannykopp1992]

Where is the lie tho?

[@TepidCritic]

Who is this Jacob Andrews I only know Jacob Drawfee?

[@TEN_acity]

@@TepidCritic Touché. Andrews is his maiden name from before he joined Drawfee (in hellish matrimony)😂

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@TEN_acitydo you mean Adrian Andrews from Ace Attorney (aka Julia)

[@laurenmackenziefilms]

I love that these are just Jacob deciding whatever he wants bc he’s at the computer

[@uuh4yj43]

he's so valid for that

[@sosukelele]

He's got big _"I _*_WILL_*_ turn this car around"_ energy

[@louisfronda]

The most egregious example is at 1:37:12 for Charleys Philly Steaks when he says he don't have it when Willie and Karina says it's pretzle 😭😭

[@andrewbenbow9257]

'Would not have' by everyone else, but it's B tier cuz jacob horse....

[@uuh4yj43]

"the only information i'll add about this guy is that he is voiced by barret" "oh" *immediately slides him over to kill*

[@barrettleddyVO]

Oh. That did not go unnoticed.

[@DullPoints]

​@@barrettleddyVOget their asses!

[@Cosmic_Mj]

Timestamp: 50:20

[@MissMisnomer_]

1:23:47 When Karina said "What can I say, I'm a sucker for selfcest" and no one even FLINCHED. Truly, they have become numb to the nonsense

[@MarioKonga]

Do NOT give Karina access to a cloning machine, or give her access to one immediately depending on your point of view.

[@batsnghostz]

She’s just based. Give her access to the clone machine

[@Lucifersfursona]

Honestly good for her Mood

[@scarletbard6511]

Willie: "They have large clitorises." Nathan: "So that's pretty good." We love Nathan.

[@LikeaBird0]

I was waiting for when this would come up vaguely terrified but then when it did come up I was like "oh yeah, I actually know that fact" lol but yeah, Nathan's reaction is very on brand, and we love him for that

[@reed627]

The whole dog section is a new entry into "adult cocomelon" drawfee content

[@beesforbreakfast]

I’m gonna tell language about what you done to it, Reed, I ain’t no snitch but there is a _line_

[@JoshDeMilo]

We need a tier list of everyone they ranked as pervert and decide who's a good pervert, bad pervert, pretzel pervert, etc

[@jeeology8574]

Ah yes, the three genders

[@beesforbreakfast]

Lawful/neutral/chaotic pervert

[@TheRainstorm97]

Sad pervert, SSSSSmokin' pervert....

[@sylvy16]

my fav panic song the good the bad and the pretzel

[@LTTRR]

Absolutely losing my mind every time Jacob looks at this dramatically lit old man and says "That's a child"

[@echolotaliabrokenflight7279]

it's the way jacob was SO UNHINGED this stream. MAD with power. ENABLED by willie in the background, barely able to see anything on the screen. absolute MENACE of the MILLENIUM.

[@nachoqt]

51:37 "Child." "Pervert." "Pretzel. Split the difference." This stream really is a treasure.

[@idrawsdinosaurs400]

33:50 Karina loudly defending stingrays as THAT'S JUST A DOGGGG is the most seen I have ever felt

[@SammyBoy2001]

Saaaaame, stingrays are just flattened sea puppies and I looooove them. I've even seen one in the wild in person once as a kid! Back when my aunt lived in Florida. It was cool to watch it swim along from the shore :)

[@idrawsdinosaurs400]

@@SammyBoy2001 Oh man a stingray wild sighting is always a blessed event, I'm glad you got to witness one!!! I got to see a shovelnose ray at the beach last week, which have no sting and are an extremely good shape

[@doggyspeak]

i got to feed and snorkle with them on vacation this month, they are great :3

[@snowdropsongbird]

YES and I very much appreciate chat pointing out that Steve Irwin would never hold anything against them!! (edit for spelling)

[@UberZackson1]

1:29:30 When they mention Guinea Pigs and Willie just nonchalantly says "They're funny. They poop where they are" I thought I couldn't laugh any harder. Then Jacob responded with "Everyone poops where they are. Willie, how do you poop where you AREN'T?" and I completely lost it. Hands down, one of the best moments of this stream.

[@manjackson2772]

Accidental It's Always Sunny moment

[@UberZackson1]

@@manjackson2772 Do you mean that it's somehow a reference to Always Sunny or that they just have the same vibe/dynamic that the characters in Always Sunny have? I have not seen the show, so I don't fully understand...

[@Lucifersfursona]

Peak *I GUESS*

[@kilarthmac]

59:31 - Willie: What the hell is that- Jacob: SMOKINNNNNNNNNN

[@cro.artwork]

putting the old people into the child tier almost made me bust a lung every time

[@maxinesenior596]

You and me both I was worried about hyperventilating by the fifth old man

[@trevorrobertsondoublebass4233]

“With Willie” “You have no idea how awful it is to work with these people” -Jacob Oh, this is gonna be great

[@Arkholt2]

Willie out here just making sensible statements and everyone else is like "I don't think you understand what we're doing here, I mean we made a pretzel tier for the dogs"

[@tylerh.1615]

Putting Kipper in the ACAB tier and calling him "Calliou's dog" is the most unforgivable thing this channel has ever done

[@whatistheultimatequestion]

Absolutley agree 😂

[@katiek8899]

Kipper is snoopy and I will accept nothing else

[@lemkem4442]

Was about to comment the same thing!!!

[@pooolB]

The biggest crime they've ever committed, I literally yelled "NoOOOO HES SNOOOPYYY!!"

[@Mrphilipjcook]

Kipper: teaches generations of children to read. Jacob: ACAB

[@ameliajane8355]

Jacob: Doing whatever the hell he wants bc he has control over the computer Karina: Bullying everyone until she gets her way Nathan: Distressed Julia: Also here Willie: Refusing to participate

[@needamuffin]

Willie participated, he was just largely ignored.

[@rats_in_a_PACK]

@@needamuffinwilly did feel ignored. maybe it has smth to do with his feud with julia /j

[@kingbaard5395]

The mistaken identity of Kipper as "cailous dog" will forever hurt my soul and make me feel old as hell

[@Lemon-Bark]

I'm so glad im not alone in this 😂 Kipper is snoopy 100%

[@bipbipsalat]

someone’s gotta tell them who kipper is he does not deserve this mistreatment

[@bipbipsalat]

nvm i kept watching he’s a pretzel now

[@lizabee484]

Someone tell me why I fully read “Cailou’s” as callylouise on this day. I have failed as a zillenial (or whatever we’re called now).

[@loadeddice4696]

That being said, the underlying logic of "ACAB includes Caillou" is correct.

[@erisiandog2331]

"the balls are better than the rods" is a beautiful statement and I'm so glad you said that

[@MissMisnomer_]

"Belugas: Those are Pretzels" is the new "Ivysaur reminds me of a pervert"

[@RobinTalksRocks]

Belugas: pretzel coded Venusaur: he strikes me as a pervert

[@temporarypurple]

acab and a pretzel are exactly the tiers I never expected but we’re exactly what I needed

[@MrGray56]

Karina's Yu Gi Oh tier list is just an obscenely long moment of Jacob murdering Karina with his out of pocket tier placements

[@bittervagrant]

Drawfee truly has a way of making words mean nothing

[@TheDrawfeeBraincell]

but they also have a way of making nothing mean something. like, “this is a pretzel” is nonsense but I understand exactly what they mean

[@wind-flower]

Basically it means "I don't think this belongs here/it's in another category altogether"

[@SammyBoy2001]

they really do have a gift at just demolishing the English language with nonsense. I love them for that.

[@SpydrXIII]

"You have to stop having so many emotions about these hypotheticals, Willie."

[@sosukelele]

"Is it both at once?"

[@Lucifersfursona]

Advice I literally cannot follow

[@Tenthyr]

Julia writing her tiers in deranged stream of consciousness was consistently hilarious

[@ssjbears]

I'm crying over the "that's a pretzel" tiers

[@roriksavant]

"Dry Bowser's an awesome Browser!" "You would say that you freak!" Karina after just dropping she's a sucker for selfcest 😂

[@hunterpowers2568]

00:00:01 Their voices happen 00:00:11 They have appeared 00:06:49 The first tier list starts 00:31:10 The second tier list starts 00:38:24 The third tier list starts 00:49:59 The fourth tier list starts 01:18:23 The fifth tier list starts 01:27:21 The sixth tier list starts 01:36:48 The seventh tier list starts 01:35:48 The eighth tier list starts 01:50:47 The ninth tier list starts

[@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329]

S tier comment

[@formicidaeinc.8075]

@@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329 those are pretzels

[@hunterpowers2568]

@@patrickwjrwhateverclips1329thank you 🥰

[@hunterpowers2568]

@@formicidaeinc.8075agreed 🥨

[@U.Inferno]

The fact that Karina's is fucking half hour

[@penelopetweed]

Jacob doing the yugioh vibe check tier list is the most chaotically bisexual I’ve ever seen him and I am here for it.

[@emo6577]

He has highly specific taste and I respect him for it

[@maycat03]

I really adore the turn around with the sting rays, like ofc Steve Irwin would forgive them. Makes my heart mushy lol. And yes, they are puppies!! I will never forget petting them as a kid at the Georgia Aquarium--surprised Jacob hasn't done the same tbh!

[@glooperscooper]

The YuGiOh list was the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'll stand by Jacob being one of the funniest people in the Internet

[@abbakarenina]

please someone make a “jacob vetoing tier list opinions” compilation, everyone laughing when jacob gets too into it is so funny to me

[@MrDudestein]

The entire cartoon dog tier list had me rolling 😂 "Is Droopy Snoopy?!"

[@Guitargoddess843]

Watching this live was pure joy! PRETZELS ARE OFFICIALLY THE NEW CATEGORY... And WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE? 😂😂

[@homecentipede]

the bit where Jacob kept putting old men into the "child" category genuinely did not wear off, I kept losing it every time he did it

[@Niinque]

Willie isn't even categorized as a Drawfee guest in my brain, he's just a host who's very rarely there (and everytime he is it's a delIGHT!)

[@uuh4yj43]

jacob taking over the ygo tier list is one of the greatest moments in drawfee history

[@uuh4yj43]

SSSSMOKINNN'

[@ZackC]

That’s a child.

[@uuh4yj43]

​@@ZackCno thats my sister

[@jessicajohnson3986]

Love how Jacob’s B tier cancels out 3 OH BOY’s to make a I want to. This is the power of controlling the mouse.

[@featherfae2875]

“That’s a pretzel” makes no sense but also I have never heard anything I understood more

[@misteraskman3668]

It got to the point I said "that's a pretzel if I've ever seen one" way before Willie said it.

[@theevilnae1393]

the old man in the child category bit made me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[@steamgoth-lassassin4099]

I had to stop immediately to say that I nearly cried when Willie said, "Doritos give you breath and I don't like that" because I will not eat certain things because they give me breath and literally no one gets it! I am so glad i am not alone on the cruel cruel world!

[@katrina_SJD]

Not even 30 seconds in and we're already off to a great start.

[@iridescentdemon]

there's some late night at the sleepover energy that comes with tier list videos that I love lol

[@CirceAlida]

love that willie spent 20 minutes trying to relegate half the list to "not chips" but the SECOND a plane pretzel came up, a new category was made just for them lolllll

[@FrankMcFuzz1]

At the start of this stream, I was sad because I thought that nothing could beat the Pervert tier from the previous tier stream. Then I realized. Those are pretzels.

[@justwiththeguineapigs139]

I GENUINELY THOUGHT ACAB MEANT "ASSIGNED COP AT BIRTH" AND THAT WAS LIKE AN INSIDE JOKE OR SOMETHING UNTIL I JUST LOOKED IT UP A SEC AGO

[@uuh4yj43]

thatd be so sad, born a bastard even if legitimate

[@NoiseDay]

​@@uuh4yj43cops cannot legally inherit their father's estate

[@scrungles7853]

Unfortunately it's just a garbage acronym used by garbage people to express their garbage opinions

[@birdeynamnam]

we all go through that realization at some point 😂

[@beesforbreakfast]

Implying the inverse of “All Males Are Bastards,” which, look. Lads. Generously, we’ve at least outstayed our welcome

[@tayanabarr2666]

Yugi being B Tier was hilarious to me

[@DragonbIaze052]

Yugi B for Yugi-Boy.

[@anothercub6958]

47:00 This was my favorite sibiling moment😂

[@lailedcat]

1:46:35 I feel like the gang should give themelves more credit, since they taught so many about bible stories like “go up baldy” and “the parable of long spoons” (sincere)

[@lilylohmann614]

Drawfee is unironically where most of my biblical knowledge comes from

[@owh5607]

⁠I love them but they Do Not know the Bible/ old testament lol😅

[@LilaMakesStuff]

jacob's delight at his own joke of putting old men in child every time never got old

[@OliviaSNava]

I'm half-participating while watching this, and I'm just imagining someone walking in and hearing me say "I could do without Llamas," as if I am the one who controls Llamas.

[@Iguanaparrots]

Thank you whoever made the fictional dog list for not including Nina Tucker

[@RooftopTal]

They missed a snoopy in missile (ghost trick), though

[@doggyspeak]

thats a pretzel

[@kemmli]

Nina would INDEED be pretzel

[@CrestedNeut]

Thank you to chat for rescuing Kipper

[@meowmeow6640]

Jacob: “we fixed the cricket” Me: tf is he talking about? Cricket? *IMMEDIATELY hears the cricket noise for the rest of the video*

[@SpydrXIII]

i hear them talk about the cricket, but never once have i heard it. last time we found out it was mostly a headphone user thing if i remember correctly.

[@thedistantsoundcs8900]

I always wear headphones and have never heard it, but I usually don't hear very high pitched sounds

[@Nortarachanges]

@@thedistantsoundcs8900, yeah that’s what I was assuming. Because I’ve never heard anything

[@theWeaverofTales]

​@@thedistantsoundcs8900I'm also a headphones user who's never heard it, but I'm also 25 so my ability to hear high-pitched sounds is rapidly declining lol

[@12345678abracadabra]

It's a young people thing, the olds like me don't hear it but apparently my younger co-worker does.

[@shutterzero]

putting kipper in that’s a pretzel after acab is the deepest betrayal and personal attack i have ever been victim to 😔

[@scrungles7853]

Shoulda felt betrayed when they made the damn acab tier in the first place

[@JacksonBockus]

@@scrungles7853why are you even here

[@scrungles7853]

@@JacksonBockus Unfortunately, drawfee make good content.

[@Cudddlefish]

What I learned today is that a lot of things can be pretzels, but sometimes pretzels aren’t pretzels.

[@mollyp6088]

The addition of willie is really making the drawfee hive mind apparent

[@darktemplar441]

Jacob: I'm splitting the difference *not even 1minute later* Jacob: Well i'm putting them in B Tier. XD

[@andrewfleenor7459]

Everyone is talking about the pretzel tiers and not enough people are talking about the stick tier.

[@Magfish]

Karina saving Crow’s fail revolutionary boyfriend but not Crow is so funny to me

[@ChosenVowels]

It was so nice that you called it "B Tier" in the second round, because "Tier" means "animal" in german xD PERFECT!

[@Parkergurl]

I lost it when Nathan said "I like the puff balls" and Jacob said "I think the balls are better than the rods"

[@Tunality]

The only thing that can overcome Karina’s solo chaotic energy is the combined chaotic duo energy of Julia-Willie shenanigans or Jacob-Nathan shenanigans 😂 not even 5 min into the video yet

[@mimi_h]

58:33 the fervor with which jacob says smoking is incredible

[@friend_trilobot]

Two animals that should always be included in lists of marine animals are Nautiluses, and Argonaut octopuses (aka, Paper nautiluses) bc they both have such beautiful shells Apparently, killer whale didn't originally mean a whale that is a killer, but a porpoise that is a killer of whales, which they do in fact do

[@jilliejellyjam]

tier lists and staring off with an immediate banger from jacob? lets gooo

[@sparklefall687]

"Willie, how do you poop where you aren't?" Is a phylosophical question my mind wasn't prepared for. How does he do it??

[@beesforbreakfast]

Schrödinger’s crap

[@beesforbreakfast]

I’ll see myself out, watch the hands

[@cassiebarr6790]

Drawfee continues to rot my brain. I was at the grocery store with my partner and I pointed to the smartfood popcorn and said “thats a pretzel” and they looked at me like I had finally lost my mind 😂

[@sparklefall687]

Jacob's orange sweater has a distinct lack of lorem ipsum

[@beesforbreakfast]

It tickles me enormously that there’s a Translate option on this comment and all it does is change “lorem ipsum” to “realism”

[@KitsuNerezza]

1:03:04 Aw, that's my favourite boy Kalin. Jacob: that's a sad pervert. ...I mean, that's not an *inaccurate* read-

[@portmantologist]

Jacob is just ranking chips himself, only occasionally deigning to consider the input of his dear friends.

[@originalgabester1618]

as a former starbucks worker can confirm it belongs in acab

[@darryljack6612]

I'm a simple yugioh fan I see a tier list of yugioh characters, think it's "yugioh everything", see that it's Drawfee. And drops everything to watch.

[@Steve19906]

To me this confirms that Julia does willies voice. The way they are sitting- willie is obviously a puppet.

[@AlmondJoy32]

Willie's videos are some of my favorite background videos, he's worth a subscribe y'all

[@brianmorton9419]

Just a memory the stingray discussion brought to mind: I was in an aquarium in Australia a little girl pointed out a stingray to her mom and went “one of those things killed Steve Irwin!” And her mother - very quickly, and almost defensively - responded “yes but that was a long time ago!” And I’m never going to forget that.

[@andyiguess5246]

when Jacob put the bug eyed guy in smoking I fucking lost my mind

[@eppytome]

I appreciate Jacob making a 30-40 wild hogs joke because that always sends me into hysterics when i see it

[@NicholasTockert]

We now need a wild west show down between Jacob's 'I'm Charles and I'm in charge' vs 'Nathan's 'I'm the big boss man'

[@uuh4yj43]

whats the charles thibg

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Animated by deep blue ink

[@NicholasTockert]

@@regrettablemuffin9186 that is my hope!

[@NicholasTockert]

@@uuh4yj43 something Jacob & Nathan said early on.

[@ProjectSebastiann]

The complete SPEED that this stream goes completely insane

[@MarkusManon]

"Cast into hell for what they did to Steve Irwin" "Steve would forgive them" "Fuck, you're right" is so good

[@avariablestar]

I am a simple person: I see drawfee tier list, I click

[@piggyboy04]

This stream is a pretzel

[@jacobtrost5048]

Friend: "Oh, another Drawfee tier list? Sweet!" Me: "Yeah, but they replaced Pervert with Pretzels." - An actual conversation that took place

[@kristoooo]

Drawfee unlocked a core memory for me with this one. Those Doritos jacked hot wing flavor used to be my favorite chip as a kid and I completely forgot they existed until watching this VOD back.

[@ghosttownrosales8859]

Can’t believe they did kipper the dog dirty like that 😂

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

One day maybe we’ll have enough of these that we can make a drawfee tier list stream tier list

[@ijlayugan4149]

I want Julias wardrobe. That fit is cute!

[@Kaegrowler]

OH NO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE NOT HAD GARDETTOS THEY'RE SO GOOD, they're what Chex Mix *wishes* it was, I hope you get to try them at the soonest possibility

[@thunderarrows]

EXACTLY i was looking for this comment they're literally just the best parts of chex mix

[@autumnwyvern489]

my genuine upset at heartbreak at mistaking kipper for caillou's dog and calling him a cop. kipper would never!!!!!

[@scrungles7853]

Kipper would actually

[@רוניבןעזרא-ו6ש]

Happy Hannukah to Nathan!

[@DarthGardens]

Tomorrow night, actually

[@sunnyboy9109]

46:11 "This is the Looney Tunes dog" Excuse me, that is Spike from Tom and Jerry and he goes in the Snoopy category

[@baphometsvomitcomet2350]

Still cannot get over them not designating the echidna as a pretzle, despite the fact that they are only sorta mammals

[@beesforbreakfast]

I’d probably have a lot more cultural guilt about my country using Australasia as a dumping ground for freaks and criminals if Nature hadn’t had the same idea

[@ErikVonStrix3]

41:13 I believe that is Fu Dog from American Dragon: Jake Long

[@TheNetsMBD]

Thank you chat for saving Kipper.

[@Rikoshima]

I made the mistake of watching this while on the train commuting to work, just a bunch of dead silent corporate workers, and Jacob sorting the group of five men into the "child" category made me fckn lose it