SCP-5847 - SENTIENT Food's Revenge - The Food's Court

[@Dr_Bob]

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[@Louis-do1tl]

FIRST

[@skymen8844]

How did you send a day old comment on a 3 minute old video

[@Kingen2013]

​@@skymen8844 it was maybe privat first and he commented then and did it public later

[@lukevidal2986]

Thanks bob and I have an idea for a video you know how people cosplay as character so what if they did the person walks around and people question the looks only to realize there not themselves some power some who’s weapons are real

[@meowcathouse811]

​@@Louis-do1tlcringe.

[@Way2caffeinated]

As a DAD always looking for puns, this has equipped me for weeks 😂😂😂. Thank you Dr. Bob

[@aaronrivera2511]

For some reason, I can see this SCP as a Treehouse of Horror segment with Homer as the victim.

[@mah29001]

Owen from Total Drama Island series would LOVE that sort of courtroom. He could turn the tables on all of them.

[@garg4531]

Gosh I can picture that

[@100_funsshatta]

chowder too lmao he would eat the entire room and furniture

[@skymen8844]

If you were a cannibal, how funny would it be to see a human in a food base world or the word said in the court

[@Jiraton]

The Court deems defondant innocent.

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

I’m getting the death sentence.

[@quashietagoe5124]

Looks like all of humanity is getting it with food like that

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

@@quashietagoe5124They won’t stop me from eating everyone in a 2 mile radius.

[@JaqenHghar.]

You mean the meth* sentence. Meth is food right?

[@Ragingozzaru]

​@@JaqenHghar.Do math not meth

[@ZacharyBailey-me3nm]

I havent heard so many puns back to back in a long time in such a tastefull way, great SCP video Dr.Bob

[@brianmcgauley1804]

You know, as insane and bizarre as this SCP is, it would still make a better movie than what we were given with Sasuage Party.

[@AmaryInkawult]

I'm going to die, these puns are way too much

[@Ra88ful]

:3 guess you got a PUNisment

[@Nahidwin05]

​@@Ra88fulthat doesn't make sense in th context

[@Nahidwin05]

This*

[@Ra88ful]

@@Nahidwin05 Punishment...PUN isment...its a joke son...I keep pitching them and you keep missing them

[@God-ld6ll]

you managed to text during your court case? 😢

[@josephdavis2695]

"Since when is having a meal; a succulent Chine, err... Breakfast meal... a CRIME!? THAT MAN JUST GRABBED MY P****!!!..." Absolutely perfect nod to an all-time grail of a KZbin video, Doc. I salute you. THIS IS DEMOCRRRRRRRRACY MANIFEST!

[@xxLITTLE_DEMONxx]

"Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs but Dr Bob made it" ahh video 😂

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

Were Mung and Chowder cooking in that food court?

[@barrytheflamedemon2.039]

Definitely

[@zoewong7891]

This has to be the wackiest SCP I ever heard of.

[@HungKhongGiaiTri]

Mr hungry having a wild ride with this one

[@white_fox888]

if he’s hungry

[@kevinsempio7739]

Oh man that guy just found an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[@nuriahhassan]

"Who are you vanilla exctractly?" "I... am Tom... Tom Steve! " "And I'm Mr. Bean!" "uhh these guys are such a ketchup bottle..."

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Sooo sausage party ?

[@Otinikミ]

possibly...

[@Thewaster-yp3uh]

GET OUT

[@alexmandanas8625]

@@Otinikミoh my.

[@XTheCronosX]

Ok, I did not finish this yet... Does anyone duck a Sausage or a Bun?

[@NicholasLalima]

Kinda.

[@unknownguyui]

Dr. Bob is really obsessed with food- and mouth- related SCPS now.

[@skymen8844]

It's more of a teeth related scps

[@skymen8844]

Funny enough, most of the teeth scp is just coming out in the wrong spot

[@larrymoseley6844]

It also seems that everyone that works at the SCP is gay. Like, all of them

[@skymen8844]

​@larrymoseley6844 probably trying to be inclusive

[@mckennayoung2710]

@@larrymoseley6844 what made you come to that conclusion? 💀

[@birdgirl97_2]

whenever I hear the name “Josh”, I just think of Let’s Game It Out’s Josh. more specifically I imagine “HEY THERE IT’S JOSH, AND WELCOME BACK TO LET’S GAME IT OUT”. why am I typing this?

[@Sucellusification]

Chaos would ensue if it was him

[@thatmeme294]

Ah yes the Chaos Videokamera guy

[@Jiraton]

Hope you had fun for sure I did

[@RRVCrinale]

"I Turned My SCP Site Into an Inescapable Maze of Suffering"

[@georgebradley6521]

Anomalies run the gamut from goofy to adorable to horrifying. It can be just a simple object, or it can be a cute girl with a superpower. Not all are scary.

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

Not anymore I'm afraid, most writers are older and can't get their Anomalies approved and the newer ones are so short and power scale types it's gotten ridiculous...

[@mikael7963]

I would advise termination of your BetterHelp partnership, they’re the Nestlé of the mental health field.

[@jaredstar]

You pay for the channel then, these sponsorships and the patreon are how Dr. Bob (The channel) keeps the lights on.

[@pbjandahighfive]

@@jaredstar brainlet take.

[@prettyevil6662000]

@@jaredstar There are sponsorships that don't risk seriously harming your viewers and releasing their private information for profit. The idea that it's okay to risk desperate people just because it's a sponsorship is a pathetic excuse.

[@KilerkRazorclaw]

You guys do relise that a lot of these sponsors lock them into contracts for a set period of time and if they break that contract they have to pay back EVERYTHING right? (yes i know they suck but unfortunatly...)

[@0u70fSync]

We could all simply ignore the ad spot. All the while the channel gets funded, and BetterHelp wastes their advertising budget on an audience that doesn't care about them. Win-win?

[@cloiespierrobertson9904]

this... scp feels like a fever dream. a giant fever dream that i will never understand.

[@XIObsidian_DragonIX]

HAHAAHAHAJAJHAH i find hilarious that the change the words,for foods. "I take my laws very cereasly"

[@Cola192]

Dr Bob actually got Australia pretty accurately, except the pigeon statue at 0:41 is not from Newcastle (New South Wales) or any if its malls. It comes from south australia in Rundle Mall. I have passed that statue many times. The Target shop at 1:39 also looks quite similar to the one in Rundle Mall if you ignore the orange hue. The food court itself closely resembles City Cross food court, Rundle Mall South Australia in which I myself have eaten there multiple times... Even though Dr Bob said it is Rhodes Plaza, NSW I am CONVINCED this is Rundle Mall, South Australia. Too many iconic and exclusive South Australian landmarks and buildings present in this video.

[@philipharwood5201]

I reckon Dr Bob based his imagery on the Rundle Mall. There is no Rhodes plaza in Newcastle, But there is a mall called Rhodes Central in Sydney Though

[@bonniethomson5861]

I'm from Aus and I have never called a shopping centre a mall.

[@chrisreay7033]

What australian have you heard? He has an exaggerated and silly east London accent

[@JaqenHghar.]

​@bonniethomson5861 that makes sense but Dr. Bob isn't from Australia

[@philipharwood5201]

@chrisreay7033 I mean, I don't blame Dr Bob. He isn't Australian. But his accent is better than most I've heard. No one's perfect 😅

[@elkanasback8743]

I was expecting to see a “wheatness” when a witness was asked to testify.

[@Camo_walkers_gaming]

Did the food court turn the guy’s skin into rainbow?

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

No, icing

[@Camo_walkers_gaming]

@@ThrillSeeker3524 oh

[@AmosAmos-yj6vp]

If they bring me in i eat them all cuz of my hunger and i'll be full if i eat them all and skip dinner tonight😂😅🤫🧏‍♂️🍔😋

[@Camo_walkers_gaming]

🤨

[@thisisstrange4641]

​@@AmosAmos-yj6vpexcept you'd have turned into food as well. 💀

[@karimotjaiyesimi8208]

the man's mouth when the exucucumbers mouth opened was so funny lol

[@jayive34]

An SCP entirely based off a bad pun? Yes!

[@SecularFelinist]

Those puns demand a visit from the GOC.💥

[@MaxSchmidt-bt8lk]

0:26 this joke of course 😂

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

Nice Wolverine issue 1 cameo

[@meowcathouse811]

I love puns. This made my day, thank you once again dr bob.

[@ravenbearden6695]

This SCP gives the brand new meaning of the name "Food Court." There's one mall I'm avoiding at all cost. I wonder if there any other mall SCPs. Note for all 5847-2's: I may be many things, but a murder i wish not to be. I commited the acts not because of somekind of sick enjoyment but as a means for survival. I understand that these acts seem inhumane or humunch know that i do them so that i may live. it is a curse, so to speak, an illness that can never be cured, and if you think that what i have done is truly a crime then i am willing to pay for it. Just know that I wish not to hurt anyone, and if I still do, i assure you that with all honesty in my heart, i do not have no shame in what i do. The many witnesses to my acts may have their take on what had happened, but I speak the most truth.

[@WoziduranJahemter]

What's under the mall or inside the walls might be of surprise forms as possible sources of being catalyzers for that food court anomaly.

[@bensaret]

Wait, wait... What happens if I'm a cannibal?

[@TheUglyParrot]

Cucumber vore was NOT in today's bingo card.🤷‍♀

[@ReallyRonnie876]

3 videos in what 1 day and half bro is GRINDING respect it

[@alejandroroberson4547]

Have you heard that the Muppets is in the scp franchise as well in a war with disney?

[@pq44animations56]

you managed to make it scary, nice

[@mrbuck5059]

Food and teeth. Dr Bob's favorite.

[@amberaustin46]

Can't help but feel this is a play off sausage party lol

[@macailynphares9922]

This SCP sounds more like a fever dream with food poisoning. All the food you have ever eaten coming to life to judge you sounds so unrealistic

[@bobdole8830]

When people need an example why 95% of the SCPs above 2000 are bad, send him a link to this one XD

[@k5elevencinc0]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@100_funsshatta]

this actually true

[@liambutler4619]

This Scp will make Freddy Krueger, Chucky and the annoying orange proud

[@liambutler4619]

Thanks for liking my comment

[@KassidyJK]

If I was stuck in a court room forced to make puns... SEND ME RIGHT TO JAIL, I'M OUT OF THERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

[@andrecoolie1720]

Imagine Caseoh in this court?

[@AmaryInkawult]

What class would that end of world scenario be? I'm having a hard time trying to place it

[@markaspera3959]

​@@AmaryInkawult he would be explained because he was a human with no anomalous abilitys

[@seanmcfadden3712]

The puns! This is the hardest and most frequent I've laughed at an SCP video. Definitely brought a smile to my face.

[@ForbiddenVoid282]

Well now!! The food court seems a bit much even for the normal eye. Cause I can't imagine being judge by a chocolate Bar 😅😅

[@jonathanjackgoodman2764]

Our mall is a large building that used to have stores inside. Welcome to the 2020's, it sucks all over.

[@Cozopara]

The puns on this one..

[@haydenhardin285]

Josh was Found...Chili.

[@josepbuigues1336]

Can you make one of those videos for fun? Maybe Make a story about the Lucario girl meeting an SCP that can give her the power to turn back and forth from human to Pokémon and maybe she and that ghost guy could become vigilantes in New York City?

[@watchdogsgarbagetruck8324]

Is the Australian named ''Joash'' as a reference to PhantomStrider?

[@diegolorente8435]

Who is that?

[@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay]

​@diegolorente8435 a KZbinr who does list videos of good or bad stuff, mostly when it comes to kids shows, who sadly said he's quitting KZbin, he made I believe two videos explaining why he is moving away from KZbin to a job in construction

[@diegolorente8435]

@@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay man this sucks the only KZbinr, who’s not quitting KZbin is Videogamedunkey or h3h3 the only two KZbinrs are left. The post decided they’re not quitting KZbin man this year feel like a lot of KZbinrs are quitting KZbin but not. Videogamedunkey like I’m not quitting KZbin thank God I love his videos so much

[@SeikopathPromotes]

Oh hell yeah

[@killjoy197]

Suggested cross testing: SCP-082 and SCP-913. SCP-682 would be funny but is more likely to eat the employees than the food to activate 5847.

[@andrewchapman4313]

Highlight of my weekend! A NEW Dr. Bob vid!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@The_blind_Fay]

Wow, I nearly fried of laughter ha ha ha ha!

[@Mikisoq39]

When the cookies are too good at giving the height of sensation.

[@CyberMasterMark]

I am glad that they have it closed off to the public for that reason!!

[@HeatedToast]

Just so that you know, BetterHelp is a scam

[@Way2caffeinated]

How do you know.. real question

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

That's a long answer for a comments section.... just google it there's a bunch of video essays that break it down

[@thomasgibbons3226]

What's your proof of this? Everytime I see a comment like this. You provide nothing to prove it. You just see "It's a scam btw." How and where? Explain

[@unexpected_spanish_inquisition]

@@thomasgibbons3226 look it up for at least 15 seconds. (Comments with links get automatically deleted btw) DailyMail: "Therapists on BetterHelp accused of inappropriate behavior and dishing out advice so bad patients quit therapy altogether" BBC: "Mental health: Unqualified therapists exploiting vulnerable patients" Newsweek: "BetterHelp Patients Furious at 'Sketchy' Therapists" Maastricht University: "How the BetterHelp scandal changed our perspective on influencer responsibility"

[@HeatedToast]

@@thomasgibbons3226 but the tl:dr is that it was found out that they were selling personal information and the supposed therapists weren't even qualified to provide therapy

[@prideoftheline2009]

These are the best puns I’ve ever heard. It’s pretty sunny sided up.

[@Somerandomaviationguy09]

He’s out of his teeth era finally

[@vPurplified]

I find you, FOOD GUILTY!

[@heitorvserpa]

The ultimate dad jokes SCP😂

[@jiyuhong5853]

What if this all was in Ikea

[@joeystoney3678]

This what happens when The Food Network and Court TV cross paths?

[@DancingQueen-bf4qs]

Everyone " better help " isn't a good app there are many people talking about it from years ago man

[@Coconoir-zt5dt]

Scp got me scared of IKEA now food courts 😂

[@sicdemon7177]

I'm drunk and absolutely all of these puns are hitting oh so right.

[@breesavagee7859]

This episode made me holler 🤣🤣🤣 the puns are hilarious

[@Frosti12]

This made me laugh. 😄 Been a while Dr. Bob's videos did that.

[@roguebixby]

OH MY GOD, SO MANY PUNS!! OH THIS IS, SO HESTERICAL!!

[@panzerkampfwagonmausbattalion]

Yes more doctor bob entries

[@warriorscholar41]

Was that a subtle nod to "What's the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

[@NMModder]

The wallpaper though😭

[@thedarkringedfox9998]

I have been laughing through the entire video 😂 because of the food puns

[@CyberMasterMark]

Now that is one mall that I don't want to even go to!!

[@godofwatcher7127]

brainrot to a whole another level

[@darkball31]

*when the food court needs to boost sales so they add acid to the food*

[@thehappypittie]

Incredibly disappointed to see youre still working with better help. They’re such a bad company.

[@ThatBoyWyvern]

Yay! Dr Bob!

[@urboimemer]

Oh my, I live in Australia and I didn’t know there was SCP’s in Australia 😅

[@ramlawma__renth]

12:29 mr bean huh 😏

[@avalidnamepls]

6:20 "Wait wha'?" XD

[@Pinchington]

Bruise on my forehead from face palming. So many dad jokes, pie loaf it so much

[@seansmith4513]

Omg...this is easily the most creative and amusing SCP. XD Edit: Holy crap. The PUNS! THE PUNS! Hahahha

[@partofthetribe3277]

This is one of my new favorites

[@NumberOneVillain]

Some guy who liked SCP was just eating one day and thought: "Food court.....WAIT A MINUTE" and here we are.

[@hamidi1974]

Why is this sooooo funny even tho one was LITERALLY BEING EATEN

[@ednakabalu1323]

These food puns would make a budhist want to grab a bag full of water and drown himself in it

[@rachapadungpitakchon6563]

As the foreigner who doesn't use English as main language, I quite like the puns like these lol

[@Nathanzrhr56]

This would be a great tv show actually

[@LolCat361]

You eat food with your teeth...

[@JoseMolina-ij3xx]

Well, that's one way to break up a court case.

[@Tutorial.Terry.Official]

I like my cheese moldy bruh

[@jeffreybasker5810]

This was a feast of puns and wordplay.

[@kennyp4670]

"What am I being arrested for? For having a meal?? A succulent chinese meal?"??

[@kylejohnson525]

I love how this story takes place where I live 😂

[@BruzoDragonius]

I know the actual whereabouts where that SCP fruit cup is. And it’s not in Rhodes Mall as that is the horseradish ment for the vanilla extract place where 5847 is. As you know I’ve eaten Chilattenese food there and I remember going that trail myself. I remembar turning into a humanoid made of cake but it was white modelling chocolate like a self saucing pudding because a there is a desert that is also called a fondant and I remembered being leakally represented by an LCM bar or what you call as a rice crispy treat. As he was my Bar-Rice-ster at the time. I got a filling that the foundation might track me through my internet just to serve me some amnestic and designate me as an instance of SPC fruit-5847-2 or something.

[@scotchbonnet7]

I know you must have had fun with this one

[@rowanbilkey3033]

I live in Newcastle, I ain’t going to Charlestown or Kotara Shopping Centre (Mall)