Dream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator All Joseph Christiansen dates rank S & Good Ending

[@FableCircus]

After looking through Joseph's stuff, it seems confirmed that Joseph had multiple affairs w/ Robert. If you date Robert 2 times and Joseph 2 times, then take Joseph for the 3rd date, Robert confronts you before you get on the yacht about how Joseph isn't who you think he is and that he's a backstabber. He then calls you awful for trying to get with a married man, and when you ask Joseph about it on the yacht, he admits he slept with him once while married - but the picture shows that Robert is "actually smiling" and wearing a "familiar" sweater - the sweater, maybe that Joseph is wearing? Makes sense why Mary and Robert hang out at the bar together; they both feel jilted by Joseph! idk, I thought Joseph was a sweetheart, and v confused for being closeted, but isn't this a little shady?

[@ToxShox.]

as a guy who's been on dates with older men in that scenario, no. Being married and in the closet is scary and confusing. (Based on those guys I dated)

[@secretaire_]

ToxShox it really is, I've "dated" a divorced dad and he hasn't did his coming out yet to his children and ex-wife, so I can understand and relate to Joseph ( who btw looks gorgeously amazing wow )

[@secretaire_]

welp a lot of religious people dont follow their religion sometimes, and there are even gay Christians people and even in different religions, so it might stay true to his beliefs but, Idk, sometimes storylines are fcked up Well, every single people in this game is at least bi curious, openly gay, or maybe sexualy fluid. Maybe Joseph sticks to one of these boxes, or is just a "straight" guy who felt alone because his wife doesnt want him anymore and found a "real" gay guy like Robert and few affairs with him ( by "real",I meant to assume his sexual orientation ) and he just found out that deep inside of him, he is a gay dad. And there is no problem being a gay religious Christian dad. And I think there is also a little bit of Robert being the bad boy kinda guy, with a leather jacket, doing drugs, fcking new people in town and Joseph being the good respectable religious kinda guy, and I think like opposites attract each others, so maybe there is one of the reason Joseph had some sexual affairs with Robert. So I think that's it, for my personnal point of view, im sorry of you guys cant understand what I wrote lol Im not english or anything lol

[@FableCircus]

Well we learn from Joseph's backstory that he wasn't always religious, since he used to be much more of a vagabond, but decided to "clean up" his act or whatever. Honestly, if Robert hadn't shown up to make accusations, I would have thought Joseph's was just a sad story about a failing marriage - but since Robert, who after 2 dates seems to really care about you and be serious (confessing his fears, etc) is saying that you should stay away from him and that he's not what he seems, it makes me wonder if Joseph is a serial adulterer who pretends that he might divorce for you, but then won't. I'm not sure what to make of it, but Robert suggests he's a manipulator. He might be Joseph's ex, but he's also warning you bc he cares about you. This is all conjecture, but since you never actually end up w/ Joseph even in the "good" ending, I think the developers might be suggesting that there is no way to be the one to "fix" or change the closeted married man.

[@secretaire_]

There are plenty of theories. 1/ We know that Robet and Mary stay toghter at bars etc, the reason why is because Joseph "cheated" on both of them : Joseph cheated on Mary with Robert, and then, he stopped dating him for unknown reasons. Robert and Mary created this group between them maybe to support each other and trying to forgive what happended with Joseph with drinks. And that might be the reason why Robert was so upset towards Joseph because he was about to re-do this schema with us and Robert tried to protect us. 2/ Maybe as you said SpiritusMundi, he is a serial adulterer and he is just cheating on Mary and he had an or many affairs with Robert and he seems jalous about it; like we know that Robert used to create fake stories when you date him, maybe all the things he told us was just a lie for us to not create a relationship with Joseph. And there is more or more theories that he can think about ( and also because Im lazy writing in english tho ), but the main "problem" is the bad ending, we just need to wait for the good one when Joseph stays with us and being our partner. But you also know what ? I dont really give a fck about all of this because Joseph IS MA MAN GUURRRL I LOVE HIM SO FKCING MUCH PLEASE DADDY >//////> ok sry.

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

The worst thing about this is that his kid's name is Christian Christiansen...

[@blestemat4426]

Pseudo_Nymph *The best thing

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

CrystalDolphinPotato Dammit, you're right.

[@sailor_grell]

Pseudo_Nymph No wonder he looks like he hates his life

[@aurorasparks1985]

Don't forget about _Crish_

[@mantamakes2864]

I feel bad for the teacher that has to call his name during role call

[@BasilSquid]

"How's the... Jeessssuuussss?"

[@jinkingbeauty4087]

Rainbow Squid I would like but 69's a good number ;)

[@WondererKain]

I would like but the number is sky daddy's holy number rn

[@TheCrimebaby]

No happy endings because you went after a married man. So. Yeah. Best not to dip your toes into that batch of heartbreak. Craig tho, Craig is hella good choice.

[@fileex_]

Renata If you date Craig first, it's gonna be a hell of a pain for the heart to date other dads instead.

[@kmxrie]

Vinshun AGREED, I want no other dad after Craig tbh

[@isaac-kq4eh]

@@fritztube1987 Just a question, why do you hate Craig? You don't need a reason to dislike things, and that's something that annoys me when people say you do, but I'm just interested? He doesn't seem to have any bad qualities other than not caring for himself emotionally. Honestly, all the dads seem to have a lot bigger problems than him (and this is coming from someone who just moderately likes Craig. Not a favorite, but he's sweet) Especially Joseph and Robert- God damn, do they have some emotional baggage up in there. And I love both of them, but _wow_

[@oliwiabachurska1810]

Hsksksk i love Hugo so much he's so underappreciated,,,,, also, damien is such a sweetheart i think he's the best choice

[@Its_e_my_dudes]

Nah man, Damien is the best choice.

[@rvkoch8065]

OMG😂I can totally picture the coast guards all sitting by the radio waiting to hear if there's going to be a kiss

[@kendrickwilliams6323]

Rvkoch he said so are you guys gonna kiss😂😂😂

[@havocarius]

They're like anime fangirls getting some OTP action

[@hiddengem336]

Must be fujoshi's

[@WatcherOfTheOpera24601]

Help real

[@berryberry5319]

Everyone: this is cute ! Me: *is the pastor allowed to do sin like this*

[@clover5360]

KFO Kutegifu-Fans Only he's a youth minister with a tattoo -amanda

[@magdalena_dewinter]

Well actually I know a pastor who got someone pregnant at 15, got them to get an abortion and then went on to become a pastor

[@smolsunikki8043]

Well, no matter how good we all achieve to be as Christians following after God... We're still as messed up as anyone else and have the same temptations and whatnot. \_( '-')_/ But still... _I trusted Joseph and wanted to get to know him and I feel betrayyyyyyyed_

[@MariaSmith-pe9rj]

That ending was horrible! He just basically said to the character "Thank you for making me realize I'm straight and I love my wife...." GREAT :/

[@user-lt1cd2eg2t]

he's not straight, he's bi

[@jessejames550]

@Aaron Heych Yeah. It makes you wonder how many people he's done that with, though. It really can't just be Robert, since he played Dadsona the exact same way. He acts like his marriage is failing and going to end in divorce anyways, gets a couple of lays in from (presumably) men, gets them attached, and then tells them he's going to fix his marriage which clearly never will be fixed.

[@RaspberryHugs]

​@@user-lt1cd2eg2t I firmly believe he's gay but won't allow himself to be open about it because of shame from the church and possibly being thrown out of it.

[@genesis6641]

@@RaspberryHugs i mean considering how open the dream daddy universe is regarding gay couples and transgender people im gonna take a bet its less social stigma and joseph just. being like that lol this isnt his first toxic rodeo ygwim

[@bunnybombin]

The real heros are the coast guards

[@bunnybombin]

Also: I'm just so sad man. One moment he fucks me on his yacht, the next I'm just a side hoe to his failing marriage (depending on the ending). I really wish it ended in him coming to terms with his sexuality and all, and he and Mary can part ways so they can both be happy. But oh well

[@reve1180]

margarita zone? More like friendzone

[@pinkcoffi]

레브 you need more likes for this

[@makiroll9376]

oWCH

[@choy9166]

ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS PUT A TOP ON THE U AND IT WOULD'VE SAID "JESUS IS COMING"

[@Ishouldreallybeasleep]

I know right, that annoyed me so much 😭

[@mpoutine5715]

This ending (i know it's not the true one) is pure shit cause like, he really wants to pull that? After he already cheated on his wife? He really doesn't deserve to do that. To Mary and the MC. It just ends up feeling like he used the MC. And going for his wife as the excuse without even mentioning his children is just so . . . fucked. It's not like I expected any different from Jack Morrison though lmao.

[@mpoutine5715]

I never mentioned gender roles. It's obvious from their story that he's using her depression and stress from his cheating to place all the blame on her (causing more stress on Mary) instead of actually trying to fix their relationship. We know from going on two dates with Robert and then going on a third date with Joseph that Robert was a victim of the same bs Joseph would later pull on the MC. He used her to get closer to the MC by blowing their already dysfunctional relationship out of proportion. When you actually get to know Mary from Damien and Robert's routes (where she's friends with them) it's like you're getting to know an entirely different person. Without Joseph presence, you get to know the real Mary, a stressed out alcoholic mother that's had her life wasted in a shitty marriage with a manipulative bastard. If you consider harmless flirting cheating though, I guess I should add that to the list.

[@elliott2900]

MPoutine aye overwatch. Never noticed how similar he is to jack lmao

[@allligail6475]

I think that shade on Jack is more dark than I could pull.

[@elliott2900]

Ana Amari Captain Amari! Surprising to see you here.

[@allligail6475]

Elliott * What do you suppose I do in my free time? Wait for Gabriel to stop being edgy?

[@sunnydreams5482]

"Joseph can't read your mind dad" Amanda have you seen the cult ending

[@loneshewolfTNF]

I am incredibly late but you are so so SO right!😅😂😂

[@DepressedOptimist]

_that was depressing and now im sad_

[@theshyartist8860]

Depressed Optimist iconic

[@joanacarvalho6999]

Hi sad I'm Dad!

[@ry2002An]

Depressed Optimist Same

[@hamiltonswagchick183]

Joana Carvalho daaaaaad...

[@shigari_kun]

me after i paused the video for a moment to read the comments and realize that happy endings don´t exist in real life:

[@thequeenofsinsarchieved3466]

*_AND IIIIIII- WILL ALWAYS LOOOVEEE YOOOUU-_*

[@imtoolazytomakeaname4149]

QueenOfSins *HO L Y SHIT*

[@so-chintzy5331]

Don't worry about not getting the good ending. Everybody has the same bug right now, so NOBODY can get Joseph's good ending. The devs are trying to fix it currently. All we know about the good ending is from datamining, I think.

[@wolftooth123]

Thanks for the info.

[@grumpymacaron]

Shannon Chu that feel when wolftooth finds the other joseph ending... :'(((( #tears4days

[@TrekkerLLAP]

I mean, is the secret ending even "good" though?? The good ending is in the game, it's the one where you get his postcard.

[@grumpymacaron]

don't you get his postcard here?

[@so-chintzy5331]

I mean.....at least the secret ending sets you up with a bear detective & Mary is finally free from her cult husband & demon kids? So technically it's good???

[@Razzlewolfflight]

Seems like it's really only a "good" ending for Joseph, if staying with his wife is what he really wants. It kinda sucks that a video game gives you an ending this...unpleasant, but honestly...this happens in real life too often.

[@fileex_]

Razzlewolfflight It is sad and unpleasant, but let's remember Joseph is a married man with 4 kids.. So breaking an entire family to get him for ourselves instead (even though his marriage is pretty much a disaster) is just, not right ig.. Plus it was his own choice anyway.

[@aurorasparks1985]

They don't seem happy, they both cheat. Mary flirts with other men and Joseph dates you. I think the only reason he's staying with Mary is because he doesn't want his children to be unhappy.

[@carmena.gonzalezrios8372]

Aurora Sparks the worst thing if that I think everyone, specially the kids would be better off if their parents divorced, i think they kids are more negatively affected by their parents staying together when there is no reason they should

[@aranzamunoz9553]

@@fileex_ The reason i played Joseph's route first as because the drama that could be created with the cheating seemed so interesting, it was pretty underwhelming, i love damien tho

[@entr3_nou5]

My favourite part of this whole story line is that Spinmaster Quinn has a whole vocalized line that says *”Who wants to listen to Radiohead’s Creep?!”*

[@harmonystarr7807]

Well I can't wait for it to be fixed and DDDAAMMMN THAT BULGE..... Craigs is bigger but meh

[@nekopii]

BLACK EMERALD lol i love that you've been comparing the daddies' bulges lmao

[@clutterbot7279]

i knew i couldn't have been, but i'm glad i'm not the only one lmao

[@baileyflailing7646]

Wheres the Mom Dating Sim where I can marry Marry????

[@wa6488]

YES I AGREE, WE NEED DREAM MOMMY

[@shellymarable2565]

I think Joseph is a very interesting character in this game. He is two faced and manipulative but that's what makes him so interesting. I like Joseph for this reason.

[@jesterjacks3933]

During the bakesale I was kinda sitting there like. Mary, what cereal did you eat this morning, Salty O's?

[@teamhebi13]

Wow i thought i wasn't the only one was having issues with joseph ending

[@ScribbledEggs]

We the voice over said wink out loud when Joseph winked XDD I'm dying

[@ilovesparky13]

Joseph is by far my favorite dad. I'm just going to pretend that that ending never happened.

[@Chaeley]

Same. I keep hoping the lack of a truly happy ending is a glitch in his file that they'll soon patch.

[@annas.2151]

why is he your favorite?

[@wa6488]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE

[@emilykimrey6910]

21:18 "I could just fall into your eyes..~" *aaaHhHHHHHh*

[@Lockpicksaretasty]

“Joseph can’t read your mind, you know.” Secret ending Joseph: “Wanna bet?”

[@aobunni362]

Arin's soft grumbles warm my heart to the core

[@belesschill9661]

I want to see the happy ending... why is a daddy game making me emotional 😂

[@pickledplatypus3030]

Does this man literally say, "wink" when he winks? I'm fucking done

[@hyperf1sh161]

He’s so silly

[@eveflaschka444]

"Christian, Christie, say hello to 9 inches."

[@haikyuu-san5467]

22:58 "JESUS IS CUMING" *dirty minded activated* KILL ME IM DYING SO HARD

[@edinkirkland879]

Haikyuu-san OMG LMAO XD

[@MineCraftArcherGirl]

that's the point of it saying that

[@t.r.a7350]

Haikyuu-san yes I saw that too I wondered if anyone else saw it XD

[@Anna-md4dv]

yep that's the joke kids

[@backup683]

That's literally the joke that's the point of the banner saying Jesus is cuming

[@comradeshrimp]

We gonna talk about the fact that the eldest of josephs kids always looks sad/upset is probably because he hears mary and joaeph fight and might know the reason why theyre fighting which might be the reason why hes a little quiet talking to the MC? Edit: so that makes the whole "we did got back together for the kids" thing is BS too because if they actually cared for them they wouldve stayed apart in order to keep them away from them fighting. Also the fact that Joseph and the MC didnt actually "get together" until AFTER Joseph reveals that him and mary were separating and that he had been living on the boat for at least a little while and then once they get back to shore and the party happens (which i assume happens maybe like a day or two later?) Suddenly it "all of our problems are fixed and im getting back with mary btw lol" makes it feel like he was just using and treating the mc like there to help himself feel better.

[@aobunni362]

PROBLEMATIC FAVE W H Y... I imagine this ending in my head still ending the way it did, but with a delicately placed kiss on Joseph's forehead... *cries*

[@hunnibunnii7782]

I think we can all agree the song "I hate you I love you" firms josephs route ending perfectly.

[@dupreegerald9586]

JESUS IS CUMING

[@MichaelaHicks]

I was hoping I wasn't the only one!

[@whos_aj]

I WAS SCREAMING

[@rey-ij6nf]

dupree gerald ii

[@jordanlewin8460]

I thought I was the only one that noticed it! 😂😂

[@choy9166]

dupree gerald I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE BUT IM AT THE PART AND I CANT

[@kodieloiler9035]

I stayed up until 1 AM on a work night just to be rejected by this man. I’m…sad. Give me back my sleep!

[@eat_sand7371]

*"Play the booty bumpers. It's what Jesus would have wanted."* oml 😂😂

[@Subject.13]

I find Joseph the most handsome of the daddies....

[@sp4cegrl27]

Kinzi Kritzkrieg i agree, him and robert are the most attractive in my opinion.

[@hiddengem336]

*cough* Craig *cough*

[@defrand14able]

Like what about craig and mat? Let me guess, minorities not up your alley hm?

[@sunflowerseed3071]

Terain Tazuna I guess whites aren't up your alley hm?

[@makiroll9376]

He is.

[@takashishinigami5269]

Arin Hanson making dad noises

[@brooke-lynntaylor7209]

God this whole video was me reading at lightning speed like you went faster on the paragraphs than the 1 sentence blurbs I'm... Pls.... S l ow... Sometimes u didn't even let all the words show up before skipping omg

[@yunoaccept]

watching this after the cult ending is,,,,,,,, uncomfortable

[@xXTiredGhostieXx]

THE YACHT NAME CHOICES OMG! I'M DIEING!

[@hiddengem336]

xX-Ghost-Xx YOURE DYING, JESUS IS CUMING OH GOD WHAT NEXT

[@ulyssemartinfrigault1021]

Fuck you, whales.

[@arnoldthotticus4844]

UUUUUUUH I JUST WANTED A GOOD ENDING WITH JOSEPH AND TBH I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RN

[@lilah8013]

is it weird that I am legitimately, like, torn up about how that turned out

[@shmegicorn1065]

"but are you guys gonna kiss- I MEAN" SAMEEEEEEEEEE THOOOOO

[@cosmiictangerin]

The only good thing about Joseph is his voice

[@b.a.t.8076]

I played through Joseph's route three times and failed every time And I only _now_ find out that you can't actually win?!?!?

[@michellepowell6022]

is that arin voice i hear 10/10 best game 👍👍

[@EssiCrossed]

I recognized Arin's voice and went, "OF COURSE IT'S ARIN WHO PLAYS JOSEPH, OF COURSE."

[@pinkpassiverogue]

Yes! And Danny is Robert and Ray from achievement hunter is Mr Vega😉

[@WhoEustace]

My real name is Margarita. And I hate it. Please get out of my ville. Or my zone. :DDDD

[@WhoEustace]

WAIT HOLD ON PUT THE JOKES ASIDE I'VE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SECRET ENDING HOLY SHIT

[@nishaboo759]

Eustace WHAT WHAT WHAT I JUST GOT INTO THIS SHIT WHAT ENDING

[@quotvine5180]

dont just let us on a cliffhanger eustace

[@aurorasparks1985]

By "the secret ending" do you mean the cult ending ?

[@novaeclipse7199]

Yooo someone explain why everyone hates the ending? xD...The only issue I got was that Robert has Joe's sweater....

[@aurorasparks1985]

The actual good ending is bugged for everyone. In order to get it you have to walk Mary home and she's has to be happy. No matter what you say to Mary, no matter what combination she gets upset and leaves.

[@des6181]

Aurora Sparks How...? Walk her home?

[@blanketfort]

For me I got to walk her home right after I finished Mat's 2nd date

[@princxssj]

ugh the beginning is so wholesome and nice and then it all goes to shit in the end 😭😭

[@nekopii]

God-- I mean "Gosh" darnit. I really hope that's not the final good ending for Joseph. He's such a sweet guy he deserves a better marriage than the one he has with Mary. :'( Heck take the kids too, they'd have more fun with the protagonist too anyway. Edit: Okay holy crap so I just read through other comments and apparently there are theories going on about Joseph not being what we think he is. Holy buhjeezus I should not have watched this route now I'm having an emotional crisis. Dx WHY JOSEPH WHY fvcken take your stoopid margarita post card and shove it up your yacht! :(((( I mean probably this really is what the developers placed as the good ending because he talks it out with his wife and maybe vows to be loyal this time around? Holy crap I dunno. I mean if the bad ending is Joseph getting back with Mary but still wants to have the affair, I think it's pretty clear that this one is the good ending for sure. If it is, then it sucks you dont end up with Joseph nicely either way. But I guess you just gotta live with this good ending and be happy for him. Ugh. Bruh I'm going back to rewatch Craig's route. Mah hart~ :' (

[@clutterbot7279]

Craig is by far the best one :')

[@nekopii]

Lara Dixon Amen to that. That's why I decided to seek refuge in his route. * sigh *

[@nekopii]

Like I said, I don't even know what to feel anymore. This route got me so confused. I have mixed feelings towards Joseph. And before, Robert was my favorite, but him being involved in all this, I just dont know anymore. These daddies and making me crazy. That is why I will save myself and bask in the glory that is Craig.

[@aurorasparks1985]

Get Schwifty I disagree with the "Joseph was in a vulnerable state Robert was the one who took advantage" part. I love Joseph, he's one of my favorites but honestly he's two faced and manipulative. He really only cares about his own desires. Both Joseph and Robert are in vulnerable states, Joseph is in an unhappy marriage and Robert is struggling to make himself a better person. The dadsona is in a very similar situation that Robert was once in, that's why Robert warns you before going on Joseph's yacht. In seclusion Joseph can say whatever he wants to you to get you closer to what he wants and then he simply rebounds once you’re back on land. He leaves you high and dry, wondering what went wrong. this is what is so regretful to Robert. Edit: Sorry for the essay, hopefully this makes since considering its three in the morning and I haven't slept in two days.

[@wa6488]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THE REALIZATION ARC YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH AND KINDA SAME

[@alicelawlor9467]

I'm so used to listen to Markiplier's voice while watching these it's weird

[@loneshewolfTNF]

True!

[@angel.r508]

never expect a "good ending" because the creators don't want the player to be part of the reason of why a marriage ended. despite all the bullshit that Joseph has done.

[@makiroll9376]

Screw Joseph and Mary, I love their kids to death. . . Ok but fr I just need an actual cute ending with Joseph.

[@hyperf1sh161]

Real ✊

[@phoebemore1418]

Hi! I come bearing knowledge! As far as I know from other posts and such, in order to get the good ending with joseph you need to talk with at least one of the other dads, possibly specifically robert!

[@TrekkerLLAP]

If you date Robert twice before dating Joseph, all you get is a little more info, not a new ending.

[@BunnyRabbitBlack]

I thought it was Ken, the boyfriend of Barbie. And then broke my dreams. I feel sooo bad

[@Rayne_of_Sunshine]

"Long,Hard,and Full of Seamen" Classic yacht name. 10/10 😂

[@Rayne_of_Sunshine]

I lost it at "Do they pray over the porcelain babies?"😂

[@chiachimariachi4682]

Me before Joseph’s route: lmao he looks like he’s part of an MLM cult. Mary too haha Me after: *NO NO I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK-*

[@clutterbot7279]

weird how it kept automatically repeating the playboy mansion line on the yacht

[@sforzando]

Top Ten Anime Betrayals

[@XShadowMuncherX]

so uh... if the bad ending is him staying in his relationship but still wanting to do the sex, and the good ending is bugged... what is this one?

[@barbiana1802]

XShadowMuncherX the good one but it's glitched and this Jesus nigga won't leave his Caucasian household for us

[@Cherished.Beloved]

Picklgorl2003 bruuuh😂

[@mpiernik8386]

i was screaming when I saw *JESUS IS CUMING*

[@taompons]

*JESUS ISN'T CUMING*

[@ChibiTheFloof]

*Arin saying small yet sassy voice lines in my ear feels weird somehow.... when in reality he does it all the time on game grumps*

[@lilpekoni4101]

IM CRYING AT THE END I YELLED "SO ALL WE GOT NOW IS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔

[@michaelmilam7285]

We just gonna ignore this guy named his character '9inches'?

[@T4llHum4n]

I got chills when he said "Shhhh...silent contemplation." Like, wasn't that only in the main character's thoughts? Is Joseph aware? Or am I dumb? Probably the latter.

[@lawbnowercuj]

tbh from the moment i first saw joseph and his kids in the game i knew he was a red flag, he works for the church, he is too nice, and unless something is very wrong in the family children do not act like how his kids act

[@hyperf1sh161]

Sheesh, okay. Not every religious person is an evil conservative, there’s literally two scenes that provide a logical explanation to the twins’ behavior, and, believe it or not, people can be nice.

[@chanceencounter176]

"9inches Harden," REALLY?

[@prindoesart4369]

tbh I'm just here to hear arin go "euugh" a bunch of times

[@cuteherogirl15]

Honestly Joseph wasted your time like why even romance us. if he's just going to stay with his wife he's such a cheater.

[@misamisa3579]

To be fair dadsona is dating/flirting with a married man he's not that better

[@Misfits13_]

UM WHAT - THE END ITS THAT??? WE RAN AFTER A MARRIED MAN ☠️☠️☠️

[@TRASH_ACE]

I hope the devs will fix the bug soon. He's my fave~

[@satsukynolife4094]

I died the second i realized you named your character 9inches😂😂😂

[@sabrinalocke2846]

For some reason I imagined the dance scene from white chicks when Joseph and 9inches were dancing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karlalaureana6704]

Oh My... 😂

[@harukamitsue5314]

21:16 "I could just fall into your eyes" SIR

[@mutantthyla9195]

I really want to see the good ending now. O,o

[@lordeplatypus2470]

Took me a second to figure out that "9inches" was the dad's name 😂😂😂 I was a minute into this video confused as hell.

[@marlia7116]

oh my god,THANK YOU. U R THE BEST

[@catndragon]

I just realized who Joseph's kids remind me of-- The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, from Kids Next Door.

[@VeeWholesome]

The sound of the text is so satisfying.

[@b3nt079]

Why is this my favorite character..? I'm confused on how this happened.

[@alyssamcnally1668]

cAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME A TIME STAMP OF WHERE JOSEPH SAYS WINK

[@alyssamcnally1668]

Never mind guys I found it at 41:10

[@99fireandice]

Just subbed! Thanks for showing the playthrough of Joseph bc I haven't seen anyone do the whole thing yet and I was dying. Hopefully you'll show us the good ending when we can get to it!

[@copper1206]

Creep basically turned into my dad's theme song after he died, so I gave a few solemn looks to the side.

[@copper1206]

The fucking boat's name is St. Peter too! (I did some stuff before finishing the video)

[@bewitchedbylena]

"OR hAve yOu mEreLy fallEn inTo my weB??" foreshadowing ahhh

[@bewitchedbylena]

"So many souls I can barely hold them all ;)"

[@danielisturiz8497]

I'm puzzled!!!, Why Joseph? you have broken my heart. You are a falso. :,v

[@caitlinobrien273]

Apparently nobody can get the good ending for Joseph right now, the creators are working on figuring out why the good one can't be activated yet

[@annas.2151]

Why? Because he's a dick and fuckboy. He played Robert before, and now he played you. Kinda deserve it though... you were trynna play the homewrecker, which is never a good idea. Don't get in other people's marriages because it really ain't your business, and sleeping with a married man? That's a big oopsie.

[@gloomyTurtle_]

I will never get over this ending it makes me so upset

[@geekycottoncandy3476]

Never trust a guy with the name Joseph

[@odysseuslarimer3855]

I quite literally fell on the floor laughing at the Coast Guard scene. It was the best.

[@TheHeavenlyDevil17]

I'm not supposed to cry what the hell?

[@ibuki3834]

i. i didnt know how fucjkin cute the joseph run was

[@Lucifer_Galas]

Damien was and always be my best choice, he’s perfection

[@jammy6649]

I've never related to a coast guard before but now I do lol.

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

I am the Coast Guard 😂

[@rannierunsfast]

This guy is the worst one.

[@CamelliaCorn]

which is why i love him

[@persona2is]

Camellia Corn you into men who cheat on their partner what a life

[@CamelliaCorn]

dude give him some empathy, he's a married, closeted and christian which is pretty scary tbh. i feel that his ending is a bit bittersweet and lean more to the realistic aspect that sometimes things dont work out. if you think divorce is easy think again, not many countries/places support it. I dont say ppl should cheat but i do feel empathetic towards the guy. my parents were arranged, they live on different floor, never talk to each other and only stay because they feel responsible. my mom has temper issue and she can be abusive sometimes just because of the stress from works so dad is staying to support her. i dont blame them, its the crippled society that shapes ppl that way. what a life maybe you have a perfect life and you can't relate, but im sorry that i feel sad for him and you dont "Life isn't simple and neither are we. We are all racked with insecurities, demons and regrets. We like to watch people with emotions and hardships like ours. We expect the characters that we've invested so much time in to have the same complex emotions as ourselves. A housewife who is always chipper and happy isn't realistic; we can't relate to her."

[@rannierunsfast]

@Camellia Corn We are allowed to have a least favorite character in a fictional game. I don't feel empathy towards a drawing, but I'm sorry I guess you got soo offended..

[@CamelliaCorn]

rannierunsfast you got a fair point and yeah i did get a bit sad reading pristjn comment I dont disagree with yours tho

[@lymeclay5245]

Is now one going to bring up the way Joseph winks?!

[@bagelhope4747]

"i could jyst fall into your eyes" YES PLASE SIERR BARK

[@akantiia]

Wow, this was not what I was expecting. Damnit Joseph why do you have to break the heart DX