Drill Instructor asks Recruit the HARDEST Part of BOOTCAMP 😆🇺🇸

[@LordSky69]

Being a drill sergeant is being 90 percent improv shit talker

[@fattiddies85]

And thr other 10% is to pretend you're chewing gum

[@johnrogers2849]

Poor guy actually thinks he is funny

[@johngiles6376]

@@fattiddies85 lmao

[@terrianfinney9098]

He's a drill instructor DI

[@Exile8oh8]

Are you sure that's right? Because I obit ever heard those bastards yelling and only a few times was any of it clever and loud at the same time

[@ohatrid]

When they make their voices like that i fucking die 😭😭

[@hemaloid419]

Why does he change his voice...he looks and sounds like a teenager..lol

[@Notbatman374]

​@@hemaloid419 this is what happens to your vocal chords when you scream at the top of your lungs for a 12 hour shift. Every day.

[@mtmadigan82]

​@@Notbatman374 12 hrs a early day😂 its a job that is easily one of the most difficult not just in the Marines but the DOD. Just being on all day, everyday, everythings to 11. Especially at mcrd san diego, its small, eyes over everything always. Youve got weeks of a schedule broke into 15 min blocks you need to have 50-100 guys at without fail. Then your a Marine DI, expectations are through the roof. Your the gatekeeper of who becomes a Marine. Just a daunting responsibility, and its more and impressive once you understand whats going on.

[@hdgskevdb]

@@hemaloid419 If you ever would like to learn about what baby faced soldiers are capable of. I'd suggest learning about a man named Audie Murphy.

[@mtmadigan82]

@@hdgskevdb when I was at the recruiting office I saw them having study sessions with guys. later I found out it was because they bombed on the asvab test. I forget the actual scores numbers but were under 25%. I'm pretty dumb, but got a 90% score. I was getting back in the car with him and he didn't even ask me what's up. just goes dont judge those guy's to harshly for needing some tutoring to pass. Then proceed to ask if I knew who was the most decorated guy was in us history. I threw a few names that would be on the list. goes Audie Murphy. guy only had a 4th or 5th grade education and will always a big place in American military history.

[@MissJellybean]

The subtlety of the head movement and the mouth is perfection. This guy loves what he does and he is great at it.

[@SRT140]

That's coke

[@leon6777]

​@@SRT140 trust me mate, it's really not. He's good at intimidation without raising his voice, this short is so uncomfortable but I can't stop watching

[@tauruschorus]

The vocal inflection is downright frightening

[@user-zs5nx5vk7k]

And I love him for it

[@gritted]

how are you analyzing his head and mouth movements bro

[@jamesditillio5481]

"Sir the hardest thing in training is myself sir" you had your moment champ

[@synthesizedrhymes3517]

mmm nah the drill instructor would call you a fruit loop forever lol he'd put you in the navy lol

[@xprincexofxsavagesx]

Try it. lmao

[@davidtessier3402]

I'm bricked up right now sir!!!

[@tobeyyeager5913]

Not the sir sandwich, AF called it glazing tbh, either sir at the beginning or at the end, it showed respect instead of brown nosing. Do with that what you will.

[@wbfields]

You were hard in training hunh? Being around a bunch of sweaty recruits turns you on hunh? You a fruit loop cadet? You tried having a field day during field week? It wouldn’t have come across like you think. They’d find a way to roast you anyway. 😂

[@WhiteDevil-du8ne]

"Light duty king" I'm going to borrow that insult.

[@scottshepke669]

I was gonna like but you’re at 69 likes just know this is the 70th like!!!

[@Retro_Jet]

154th

[@kriscollinstunes]

That killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 Like #177 reporting for duty, sir! 🫡

[@DarkFox_-zg2hg]

Bro I'm dying from that line 🪖

[@birmingsnoot]

we used light duty queen, even more of an insult

[@coreyanddorisb.2080]

The hardest part about boot camp is keeping a straight face in times like these.

[@vincemcgraw3826]

I'm saying. I got smoked for smirking so much 😂😂 and not even laughing just barely smirking.

[@roberteschenko6697]

and people think that's easy you know I mean the drill instructors popping his top on some shit bird, and you can't help but try not to roll on the floor in Mass histira

[@roberteschenko6697]

and then it's everybody on the prey deck every swinging dick oh yeah man those are the days

[@coreyanddorisb.2080]

Had no choice but to be strong. I remember laughing so loud one day, that everyone had to push Texas until I stopped. @@vincemcgraw3826

[@coreyanddorisb.2080]

Core muscles had to activate to keep from letting it out. I remember my sides burning several times a day. @@roberteschenko6697

[@gfunkera9577]

When drill sergeants are in a good mood they use sarcasm

[@MoonDoggie-hs2se]

And in a bad mood, they use comedy. And lots of pain...

[@gameingextensions7857]

That level of calmness paired with the way he’s cocking his jaw around would scare the shit out of me.

[@TyKexBK]

You should probably get out more if that scares you

[@TheUnojoe2]

Cuz you know he’s itching for conflict!! lol

[@linkman037]

Theres nothing scary about a 15 year old drill sergant. Look at how young he is. Hes never seen the sight of death let alone the battlefield and hes a drill sergant ?

[@m_rizzo]

What a 🐈 😂 yo....don't ADMIT that

[@NoAssociation8585]

😅😂 wtf

[@Will-helm]

That man's face is 21 but his soul is 50. 😂

[@FoghornLeghorn-fn4gd]

And sooooo punchable

[@RodneyPridgen]

Done a lot, seen a lot

[@craigcombes]

He's just copying someone he's met or copying from a group of individuals he admires

[@Will-helm]

@@craigcombes is he supposed to do the opposite? A drill instructor is a drill instructor. 😂 Is he supposed to be talking about something else?

[@joeb134]

Acts like a kid honestly

[@cmonaghan68]

“Light duty king” is one of the best insults I’ve ever heard 😂

[@kendramiddletonwilliams]

That was my exact comment 😂😂😂

[@jeffb8562]

Glad I’m not the only one who caught it. In bootcamp there’s always the couple light duty kings.

[@Snulge]

I laughed so hard at this.

[@Drety6]

Lolol

[@Mr50403]

That's why so many service members leave with no idea about compensation.

[@georgeiv6250]

This is how contract killers question you

[@worldpeace12.7]

It surprises people. Hardest dudes have the kindest souls. They will talk to each other with tenderness.

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Lmao . I could see it

[@Snuffy03]

Drill instructors are the most awesome creatures. They never sweat. They don't scratch at sandfleas. They never get confused or raþled. At least mine didn't. On reveille we had 2 minutes to get dressed. If anyone was slow was slow when the DI called time, you had to get undressed and start over. One morning the squad leaders and the fire watch quietly woke everyone before reveille. We all got dressed, racks made, gear straightened, and were standing on line at attention when the DI flipped on the lights. He opened his mouth to shout REVILLE. But when he saw us nothing came out. I had never seen a DI thrown like that. He only said "Eff me dead". Then he shouted "OK MAGGOTS, it's that way,huh? GET UNDRESSED! YOU GOT 4 MINUTES TO GET STRIPPED, THEN DRESS AGAIN!" Then it was 25 squat thrusts for effing with his head. That never happened again. Such cool individuals. Semper Fi.

[@peterdickson-yj9zz]

"Sick Bay Commando" "Light Duty King" 🤣😂 👑 💯🏆

[@ekang9612]

Walking demerit chit

[@kuhnjames9930]

😂😂😂

[@-a-strikelures1212]

Thanks for not saying "thanks for the "likes. Here's another like for yuh Peter👍

[@montrelouisebohon-harris7023]

My ex-husband was the drill instructor in Paris Island between 1991 in 1993 and I’m wondering what that term is. “ light duty king”?? it kind of sounds as if the DI was picking on him

[@flawlessvictory6470]

@@montrelouisebohon-harris7023 Light duty means there is certain limit you can do while working. Like if you get a blisters on your feet you can’t walk for long time so medical will give you light duty chit (which is small paper work) that says you can only do these certain things says on the chit. In a way the DI is picking on him in respectful way because sometimes you get people who loves to go to medical just to get light duty chit to not do full amount of work. So he calls him light duty king because he loves to not work. It’s funny too

[@TheUpwardbound1]

This dude was born to do this.

[@ghostwriter5133]

He’s witty and a quick thinker and he looks like a drill sergeant too. As soon as you see him you know you’re fkd

[@Lolzzz483]

Believe it or not his personality is the complete opposite he’s a religious man who doesn’t even cuss outside of boot camp it’s just that this was during the height of the war on terrorism so he was extra rough on the recruits

[@BrockyBrock]

@@ghostwriter5133Drill Instructor, it’s the Marines, not the Army.

[@user-ru8xr7wm8b]

@@Lolzzz483believe it or not, he was also never deployed at any point before being a DI.

[@paladinezrah4874]

No it was drilled into him. 😂 He used to be a light duty king.

[@Deandre561]

“Molethkin” 🤣🤣🤣

[@california_gold]

😂

[@scottlucidi6476]

Lol

[@DanielGonzales-ux7zt]

“Sick Bay Commando” “Light Duty King Right Derr” Fcking Love this Gunns

[@fijillian]

“You was sick bay commando” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IO-zg8md]

He went to that deduction real quick. Maybe too quick - like he’d been a sick bay commando himself

[@boshboshbosh1]

​@@IO-zg8mdbro shut up he's on the wind up 😂 always some telepath who thinks he can see someones entire life story through their eyes 😂

[@FighteroftheNightman]

We called them sick call rangers in the Army rofl

[@sleepyfilipino]

​@@boshboshbosh1 life story? Tf. Relaax, it's just one little small detail. Dude's just joking man, c'mon. It was probably accurate, too.

[@Xecnalxes]

​@@IO-zg8mdwhat's the psychology term for when people create an imaginary assumption of someone else so that they can feel like they have a more confident ego?

[@philosopher1130]

That “awwww” was so degrading in the most subtlest of ways😂😂

[@DarknightRTG]

Not really bozo

[@tom_greenery]

Nah “sick bay commando” hurt him worse

[@Link_Skywalker007]

Lol

[@mensrea1251]

That fake sympathy sound meant there wasn’t gonna be no sympathy 😂

[@AbloodDreamer]

So funny seeing how many people think this drill intructor is "roasting' or 'degrating' this recruit when hes actually being a nice dude at the sametime making sure this recruit has the knowledge instilled...

[@tennisjiujitsu]

Drill Sergeant fcking quick with it 😂😂😂

[@andreww8213]

The scariest drill instructor doesn’t yell at you. He roasts the shit out of you Edit: thanks for 10k likes. May you all receive sloppy toppy in your future

[@travisjones1481]

Right in your ear, nobody can hear it, that’s how you know he’s doing it for himself 😂

[@philipanderson1105]

He’s phase 3, that’s why he’s not crushing his soul. The DI is waiting for quarterdeck time after this 😂

[@kenf6667]

On God. Yes sir

[@American_ZeR0]

The scariest was always the quiet one. He spoke in a clear and calm voice, never yelled, no matter what he was doing. God help the man who didn't listen closely. The consequences were dire. The pain was real.

[@Legionare]

D.i. = Dumb Idio t

[@iiatargetanalyst3046]

"...Light duty king, right there"

[@LA-hx8gj]

😂☝️

[@nylesfrench3568]

😮😊😅 Cold Shot right there.

[@trent395]

🐸

[@randommf3549]

Dd

[@mmmd3429]

Laughed so damn hard I sharted.

[@AntiMason]

"And all that... bullcrap" he remembered the camera 😂

[@kevinroark5024]

That Drill Sgt.is a true Patriot&leader Thank You For Your Combat Service!!

[@kevingass1271]

That DI is definitely a state trooper now lol.

[@RWG_]

He's a Pastor

[@Smackosynthesis]

Hes an astronaut

[@steve-0493]

Saw him at Freddy Fasbears..🤦‍♂️

[@RWG_]

Lol. He's actually a Pastor tho. He literally found Jesus and married his Christian wife and became a Pastor.

[@mikeyouwanthjjjburkhardt6064]

We’re not afraid.

[@TripzWithDZD]

"Sick bay commando" had him stumped 😂

[@pookievanderbilt6889]

amazing hahaha

[@brendon080909]

"Sick Bay Commando, Light Duty King" is common terminology

[@zaynemclearran6200]

What does it mean😂

[@brendon080909]

@@zaynemclearran6200 Means they're always in sick bay, or trying to go to sick bay so they can get out of PT or other daily training(s). Very weak minded people

[@frodej6640]

But the answers the soldier gives ... omg. Blisters ...

[@GetItBeforeYouCant]

I fucking appreciate and respect the hell out of all of yall!!!! You know who you are!

[@Frank-tq4pn]

Celebrate works in the morning; gracious

[@mtmadigan82]

You know when these guys approached you like this, nothing good was coming of it. The quieter they got, the scarier they got...

[@crazyman7671]

Yep. Im a USAF Vet and i was more intimidated by the quiet Instructors than the loud ones.

[@Kxngsoria]

@@crazyman7671Lmao this guy said Air Force😭😂

[@imstuckstepbro1934]

@@Kxngsoria🤣🤣🤣

[@TheQwertyuiop6]

​@Kxngsoria i dont see you joining any branch just talking shit tho 😂

[@TheQwertyuiop6]

My father is AF Vet too, he said shit was scarier 29 years ago compared to today

[@lorenzojones-raston243]

It’s like being interrogated by a toddler 😂

[@theoriginalRealPh33r]

I know right this dude seems young as hell and he's a drill seargent?

[@brandonGCHACHU]

😂😂😂

[@nonyabiz9487]

I knew him personally.. dont know who you are dont care but i promise you that guy could break you in half mentally and physically

[@youngdonald4109]

@@nonyabiz9487no you didnt

[@lorenzojones-raston243]

@@nonyabiz9487 I have no obligation to listen to him, so I doubt it

[@777edaguirre777]

Hardest thing was having to deal with "not so smart" DI's for 3 months. I was 5 years older than them and had actual life experience with a college degree. It was fun watching them trying to trip me up but couldn't. It was 3 months of working out and being entertained by them. It was fun!!!😁✌️🇺🇸

[@rpfcreates4476]

Drill instructor doesn’t know where he begins and the job ends but he’s living it loll

[@BoutaFit]

"Yup, yup. Light duty king right there." 😂😂😂

[@HeavyJay1421]

I was your 1k like

[@california_gold]

@@HeavyJay1421 “Uuuu uuuu teacher pick me” vibes

[@HeavyJay1421]

@@california_gold are you from California.?

[@Danj1095]

Always loved the passive aggressive ones 😂 "I'm not saying you shouldn't have that cookie, but do you think you earned that cookie?" Lmao

[@kylereilly3584]

Eat a HoHo get a NoGo

[@SSGTNICHOLS]

OOHRAH! I know that guy lol 😂- it’s me

[@jossuesandoval7761]

Shit happened to me on Xmas lmao

[@104thSpecialGrade]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NEVER4GETWHOUR]

Your sick bro yeah hell

[@EricMathes]

Better than any Hollywood actor. We need to see more of this DS

[@andyjames469]

It’s so funny how nice they are and talk normal when there is a video camera around. I’m talking about DI’s and your SDI marine Corp boot camp.

[@youtubeconnollyfamily]

Drill instructors could probably be some of the best comedians ever

[@drewh03]

Unless you are the one standing in front of them as the butt of every joke!😂😂😂😂

[@PeterAngles-jq7gr]

R Lee Ermey made a pretty good career out of it

[@curtisc2581]

Facts

[@youtubeconnollyfamily]

@@drewh03 haha

[@justinford6498]

Look at Rob Riggle, a US Marine, done tours, and his most recent position was drill instructor though I believe he mainly focuses on acting he still would go if called upon by his country no doubt

[@sandmanCQB8541]

When your DI isn't yelling at you... You know you REALLY FKD UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sambarnhurst4584]

Is he not gonna be the one that is actually mad 😅

[@muffcabbage9742]

It's when 3 drill instructors are each an inch from your head yelling at you is when you really fkd up

[@sandmanCQB8541]

@@muffcabbage9742 3 DI's screaming at you an inch away from your head is pretty much a standard "Welcome to a new day". And you NEVER give the correct answer. (Unless things have drastically changed in the last 35 years). Fun Fact btw... In "Full Metal Jacket", A lot of Gunny R. Lee Ermey's lines weren't scripted. Kubrick told him "Just do what you normally do". Rumor was when he heard that, Gunny smiled like a junk yard dog who just had his chain taken off. 😂😂😂

[@NavySeal2k]

You really won the PT lottery when they start whispering

[@melvinsmiley5295]

100% 😂

[@srod9929]

This DI should run for President. God Bless him

[@twizy06]

The way he changed his voice and when he said awww and “light duty king” 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@BlakeJones17]

We need more drill sergeants like this guy, he's very chill

[@Prosidenik]

The way he said "Moleskin!" Gets me everytime

[@olliepoppimpin]

And "Hell week?!"

[@S.A.D.i.S.T.I.C]

Major Payne vibes

[@Dunken_Donut]

​@@S.A.D.i.S.T.I.C dude yes! He sounded exactly like Payne 😂😂

[@user-dl6sh3hm4k]

He said when you get that at

[@andrews6517]

Moeskeein

[@kyokushinkai10]

The way he says "field week" is GOLD 😂😂😂

[@cambo6911]

And "mole skins" lol What a weirdo

[@Joseph_schmo]

He says hell week

[@kyokushinkai10]

@@Joseph_schmo Ahh.. sounded like Field but since im not in the military I wouldnt know.

[@devildog2378]

@@cambo6911it’s a type of bandaid

[@MtpMuzik]

@@Joseph_schmono he doesnt😂he clearly said field

[@gm817187]

The Mike Tyson "Molethsckin".......kills me

[@user-xu8cn6sk7x]

Much respect to the DI's

[@thecommenter6839]

"LiGhT dUtY KiNg RiGhT thErE"😭🤣🤣

[@roberteschenko6697]

yeah I know right I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass class of 77 San Diego who eeewwwwwfuckenRaaa.

[@DolceAndJobaca]

Dude light duty king had me dying😭🤣🤣🤣 damn malingerers

[@StoicismWorks]

The condescending mouth movements are everything! 😂

[@m42037]

Smoking crack behind closed doors

[@chrisvela4860]

He coked out

[@jimh472]

years of training

[@bullishsilver8427]

That's the best part 😂😂

[@jesse5777]

Looks like guys been up for 4 days on Meth to me. Thought was chewing gum at first. Nope!

[@GerrytheArtist]

I love thecway he looks away for a second. Situational awareness at ALL TIMES! This DI is a BORN LEADER and instructor! His wit, posture, timing and demeanor is PURE PERFECTION! "MOLESKIN???? When you get that at???" Lol...."Hooked you right up, didn't he?" Lmbo.

[@shrekthetroll]

You could tell that whole conversation was loaded 😂

[@changingoftheguard7256]

Loaded like a turd

[@xxDOGFARTxx]

They don’t open their mouths without knowing how it’s gonna go

[@timmccoy9881]

Whatever... still funny as he!!... too funny..

[@mnk_7907]

@@timmccoy9881you type like my mom

[@theseeker1237]

Everyday life in boot camp. The hardest thing in boot camp was to not laugh when this would happen in formation and you were the next recruit in line. Thats why its so funny now. I didn't know we had corpemen, thank god.

[@MarioGarcia-cj2vm]

That drill sergeant is exactly where he’s meant to be

[@CausesSideEffects]

Yeah, if you're unable to do anything els but want to have authority you are meant to become a drillinstructor.

[@bensheard3969]

​@@CausesSideEffectsall your doing is telling everyone your fulfillment in life is authority. Some people actually have passion in their lives that doesn't come from useless pleasures

[@trevortourtillott5524]

Thats a drill instructor in the marine Corp. Drill sergeant is army. Can tell because he calls him sir not drill sergeant

[@guywebster8018]

Yea... In 20 years 😂

[@rddav1]

​@@trevortourtillott5524Yeah... that eagle, globe, and anchor on his cover might have also clued you in!😊

[@illMadoc]

Drill sergeant looks like he's rolling at an EDM Festival 💊

[@T.Gray89]

Looks like he leaves no copper behind!

[@jjay__]

hes a mouth breather

[@6slice712]

This dude is fking hilarious. Watched this about 50 times just to hear him say, "Light duty king right there"... omfg

[@Ken1Isis]

It’s the neck yank and same 😂”yep yep Light duty king Right There”😅 🪼

[@AlwayssQ]

Same

[@mralexhernandez]

Lmao real shit 😭💀

[@user-lg5nv5zh4o]

Drill instructors are the funnies people on Earth…😂 they made it so hard to maintain a military bearing in boot camp 😂

[@RT-qz5ci]

What did that part mean?

[@justdone1251]

Froggy voice is the best.😂

[@_hootjohnson]

Permanently damaged his voice box 😂

[@robertlong538]

3rd Battalion I Company, P.I.R.D !😜

[@BruceWaynesFactory]

“Field week?” “Mold skin?” “Corbin?” Lmaoo

[@robertlong538]

3rd Battalion DI's signature voice ! Semper Fi! 😂

[@brandonalligood7445]

he waiting for him to fuck up 🤣

[@kritikal3172]

Bro just looks like hes ready to make him run until he pukes if he says the wrong thing 😂

[@bryanreynolds4915]

C'mon, after 3 straight months of this you know to answer "nothing sir"... lol

[@Bene_Factum]

Lol, that's a good way to get smoke popped on ya. DI, "nothing... okay, let's fix that recruit."

[@justinwebster7761]

Some people just can't be taught

[@patluvsvettes]

Yeah, if you're smart that's how you answer! Don't EVER show weakness in front of them, because i GUARANTEE you, they WILL exploit it!

[@Departmentofnaturalresources]

The first poo after a week of not would probably make drill pause

[@ryanwilliams5761]

That part

[@dopeylindstrom2236]

"Changed my socks and took motrin" was the right answer

[@nelsblair2667]

Plus drank water, got more training, or got more physical-training

[@ac76panama56]

Changed socks and rehydrated

[@fruitingfungi]

Nope, there is no right answer.

[@grinjnbren]

wool socks are dope. nylon & ny/wool for PT

[@Calzaghe83]

@@fruitingfungi This 🤣🤣🤣

[@PE773]

These Drill are 18 & coming right out of basic themselves 😂

[@garyowen837]

It’s crazy to see these drill instructors go frm a controlled postal to almost an equal and show respect to the new guys it’s like crossing over much respect to our armed forces 💪

[@drakev.]

Drill instructors are the best thing about boot camp. They talk shit even when you do good 😂

[@freddylong156]

“Light duty king right there”! 😂😂 calling out the slackers

[@jclev2491]

The first thing my SOI instructor told us, "Your Drill Instructor was a squared-away cook. Forget every-fucking-thing he told you about the Corps."

[@warpedgenius5182]

i was slacker lol but no damn sick bay comando lol wanted nothing to do with that shit lol

[@dspock]

Love that comment lol light duty king

[@StoicDivinity]

He don't even have to show any type of aggression for that one 😂 you can hear the disgust and disappointment when he calls him that. "what was so hard about that?" had them "bro are you serious? That's the easiest part" tones to it.

[@warpedgenius5182]

waaaa his butt hurts he cant go marching wtf the wussy lol@@dspock

[@blkdrgn43val28]

I have a very good friend that's a drill sergeant... They fcking love their jobs.. 😎😂😂😂

[@jaycruz9816]

The way he crisply an sharply turns his attention to something in the background with a look of " imma kill" you while still actively listening to the recruit and repond is pricless

[@prod.cashdash]

The “Yep” is the best part 😂

[@acllhes]

Yep, YEP!

[@tjr_4469]

I think he laid a log in his pants on that second yep

[@michaelvolpe3897]

Sick bay commando

[@latrinedveen]

my grandpa was a drill in vietnam and he hit me with this kind of shit alot lol i love it

[@DIPPLEDORP]

You mean during vietnam? I doubt they had much use for drill instructors in the country of Vietnam during the war.

[@HelpMe_OrNot]

@@DIPPLEDORPthank you for your service to the USGC! *unnecessary stranger grammar corrections

[@g0stn0te]

Sorry about the trauma you experienced. I hope you recover

[@gchaul6225]

My dad was in Nam he doesn’t like to talk about it . What a stupid war . Like everyone of them the war machine starts ..

[@AudibleVisibIe]

​@@g0stn0te🤡

[@thomasvasquez643]

Light duty king ! Priceless 😁

[@cmdrnorth]

That DI is amazing lmao

[@Satyr1965]

The hardest part of basic training was not laughing when the DIs would say things they knew was funny AF

[@JL-by6ce]

As soon as the bus pulled up and the TIs came on-board, that was the funniest night of my fucking life. I never heard so much disrespect. Dick Tracy will always be burnt into my brain because some weirdo showed up with a yellow trenchcoat 😂😂😂

[@srcastic8764]

@@JL-by6ceyou’re right! That shit was funny! Some of the kids coming in were just dumb as hell and got lots of special attention. Those were really hilarious! I was a little older when I went in, 20 years old, Alf was well prepared by my friends who were already in. So I already knew what to expect in almost every respect so I just went with the flow. But those young and dumb 17-18 year olds who had never been outside their own neighborhoods really had it rough! 😂😂

[@ArthurCallahan389]

We had one who would try to make you laugh just so he could smoke you.😂

[@Taylor-tb8wz]

My DS got in my face and asked if anyone had ever told me my head looks like Roger from American Dad

[@Devildog-eo2tz]

That was my problem, my DI’s were hilarious at the worst time. I paid for it alright 😂

[@LABallin247]

"Corpsman hooked you right up didn't he?" That had me rolling 😂🤣

[@corncobbob2326]

context?

[@jeremybrown9611]

😂😂

[@Bobcat8188]

Are Marines supposed to be good or something? I almost saw nothing but dead Marines overseas.

[@Mrtaco5202]

​@@Bobcat8188No shit, first ones to enter, last ones to leave

[@toastywrath2346]

​@@Bobcat8188where tf were you?

[@TheKnightOperator]

Some guys are born to do a job.

[@lynnb8736]

Yup... yup.. Light duty king right there! Thats so on point!

[@nylesfrench3568]

This Dude's a Trip. I can sense his intelligence and the love of Psychological warfare. Psy Ops Right There.😂

[@DarthStew96]

What intelligence? There's nothing between those ears

[@chrisbeatty743]

@@DarthStew96what makes you say that?

[@2_NeNe_5]

@@chrisbeatty743he joined the military 😂

[@ConfuciusSlaps]

I was 37f and I don't doubt it 😂 there are those of us that left, and those that stayed to be this man.

[@Cle_M3]

@@2_NeNe_5Guarentee half the military has a higher iq than you.

[@jaibell7588]

Lol I love when the frog voice comes out 😂

[@Cant.-swim-]

The way he said field week make me stand up straight and i was in bed

[@mre1335]

At some point in Boot Camp every recruit accepts their fate and embraces the next 2 mins of a controlled near death experience by Drill Instructors when they catch you laughing.

[@andrewatterberry2628]

Trained comedians. Thats what they are. Brings back memories over 20 years later. They say some funny shit.

[@abronlattieriii2141]

"Whatchu smiling for, something funny? That's the only time I smile, is when somethings funny or I'm getting my 🍆sucked. Somebody sucking yo 🍆?!" - DS Harris A Co 1-46 3rd Plt Ft. Knox, KY, circa 2000.

[@tclyde865]

Come around the corner to see a drill sergeant screaming in trainees face "you've got to be the dumbest mother fker!...." damn wonder what that dude did 😂

[@Rizzbulla]

That D.I. gives off absolutely insane vibes lol

[@changingoftheguard7256]

He a methhead

[@ryanjackson4877]

I fuckin love Marine DIs they are hilarious. I wanted to laugh so hard a lot in bootcamp. Got hazed alot

[@REAL-oo6xe]

The way he peeps for incoming definitely a soldier’s mind ..lol

[@RiZenAsH]

I remember my father telling me that in his first day of boot camp that his drill instructor asked the privates if any of them wanted to call their mama before the fun began. Well a few did and he stuck them out on a hill screaming mama for an hour.

[@user-yr5cx1bc5mKsenia]

😂😂😂😂

[@greg407]

😂😂 i can see that trap coming a mile away

[@patriciaoconnor1793]

😂😂😂

[@dailyswithdave]

It should probably be a sign that the military isn’t for you if you’re wanting to call your mom when you’re at basic.

[@codeman9145]

This is hilarious

[@anthonyfrierson5589]

His voice keep changin like he trying not to throw up a demon

[@TheIbemuntu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharimchayle174]

😅😅😅

[@calebmancina3195]

The few,the proud,the marines💪💪😂

[@ulfheinn3750]

He is, because all he wants to do is make the kid scream for his life. He’s holding that back for the camera. 😂

[@chrisorndorff8411]

What he is doing with his jaw is to see if the recruited smiles they test the shit out of you and make sure you you keep a straight face and you better keep a straight face because you're fighting for our freedom and all these joke comments you would not make it nowhere in the army brother

[@jamespiga3984]

His calmness terrifies me 😂

[@Kk_085]

"light duty king right there" 😆☠️

[@thebluebooklife]

@@diegochavarria9291The man is weak and should be home with his Mama!

[@Rags2Riches762]

DI's are the ultimate trolls i swear 😂😂

[@SSGTNICHOLS]

Maybe lol 😂

[@SNEAKPREVIEW]

Ong 😂

[@norecordingsoftware3309]

The hardest thing in my mind has got to be the sleep deprivation that shit gets me bad lol

[@Florabama70]

Love this dude, " light duty king right there!

[@jamesmarshall1096]

That tiny little "aw" was the set up...brilliant!

[@Gent47]

Yes. LGBT+ Forever. Happy you liked his little aw moaning.

[@meowxdhahalol]

@@Gent47😂😂

[@hrothgarnogar]

@@Gent47tf???

[@bloopy6166]

I get the feeling there’s no correct way to respond to this guy

[@Chucklenuttur]

Nah

[@user-wy4wb4zl9o]

You’re learning quickly how boot camp works. Nothing is ever correct

[@henryukah837]

Changed my sock, tied my boots back up and Adjusted some more sir!

[@josephgillilan3548]

Staying on your good side sir. Is a good one.

[@Lifesthankfullpromisebelieve]

😂😂

[@djsmith0103]

Awe like he cared. Lite duty king right there😂😂😂😂

[@williamdzubiak5712]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "light duty king" nahhhhh thats tooo funny

[@iSPELLinAMERICAN]

His delivery, enunciation, facial expressions, everything was on point

[@heartandmindovercome3214]

Really on point, super douchey too

[@Dingleberryfinkelstein]

Yup he’s good.

[@privateprivate1865]

​@Bringmedeath801 hes good? Good at what?

[@bluberi9159]

@@privateprivate1865being a hardass like all other DI, with or without the voice

[@privateprivate1865]

@@bluberi9159 is that admirable?

[@mattmeyer677]

Basic training is by far the most fun thing that id never wanna do again

[@PeterChowchow]

Ya good way to put it 😂

[@savin_theez_hoez]

That's exactly what I tell people what basic was like 😂

[@Rift93]

Basic definitely got fun around week 2 when the routine started to just fall in place. Nothing better than seeing the rainbow flights on zero week knowing they're gonna get sorted out.

[@mark-uh8un]

Well stated. I can totally agree.

[@rallywagon261]

Honestly. At 42, id take the vacation from my life and spend 9 weeks in BCT again.

[@kevdadd1976]

I could watch shit like this for hours

[@tracklife971]

I love this drill sergeant! Wanna buy him a beer

[@jon-umber]

It's incredible how drill instructors can improv the most hilarious roasts just out of the ether. They should all have second careers as stand-up comics.

[@dylanamore2697]

Look up the actor Rob Riggle. He plays the teacher in 21 jump street whos behind the drugs. Dudes hilarious and was formally in the marine corps

[@jorbus]

When you dedicate your life to being a garbage person, comedy is easy

[@JimJamTalks]

@@jorbus Must not be true cause you're not funny

[@Roybanks88]

Because they enjoy what they do

[@coffin7904]

Did you flunk out? ​@@jorbus

[@BostonMuscle88]

This dude's a riot

[@kameronriddick9531]

Classic young drill swear they was the best but toughest 😂miss those days

[@cerealrakist7360]

The sarcastic awwwww followed by the , so what did ya do to protect your feet in a voice that screams , minuscule effort of showing compassion , has me dead 💀 😂

[@Lolzzz483]

This guys name is sgtt nichols he’s actually one of the nicest most compassionate guys you’ll ever meet he’s the complete opposite of his drill instructor persona

[@rantional8180]

Lol, the SDI was asking his recruit what HE did to protect his feet, not what the coremen did to repair them....the recruit had that coming to be honest...

[@timharper4246]

​@@rantional8180moleskin bandages are how you protect blisters

[@GettinJiggyWithGenghis]

Not even showing compassion it's a roast, he's saying "fuck you for not listening to us when we say protect your fucking feet all the time". Absolute megamind

[@drealboy_]

​@P0dm0ments so he's a psychopath. Can turn into...this , at the drop of a pin

[@dre21492]

There's something unnerving when a Drill talks normal...it always feels like I'm walking right into a trap

[@FALLENMarine]

Yep

[@Candyman757]

Because it is a trap lol

[@mygodmanm3008]

This young man is hard as hell