DRILLS AND KILLS - Giant Machines and 911 Operator Gameplay

What a coincidence. My wife just referred to my junk as a "Giant Machine" this morning. Well, that's not entirely true. In reality, my wife left me three months ago.
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[@TitoSilvey]

Their happiness over big machines is such a joy to watch

[@noahmyhre808]

TitoSilvey its a guy thing 😂

[@janesmith1840]

@@noahmyhre808 Don't know why you had to make it about that, but okay?

[@waldo109]

James we hear your domestic distress loud and clear We are dispatching police to your property right away We will not rest until Elyse is behind bars

[@iblame_nargles]

At first I thought this was a haiku. James, we hear your pain. Cops are on their way...maybe. Adam dispatched them.

[@MoarCrossovers]

You think bars can hold a fierce, untamed, _Canadian_ woman?

[@alechuntsman9524]

IBlameNargles -it's snowing on mt fuji-

[@iblame_nargles]

I thought about adding it aha

[@TheSupersayin2]

Well I'm gonna rest, I heard Adam is the dispatcher.

[@kevinabates]

"When is Bruce not around?" "Now... like right now!" :-(

[@MrIggybo]

kb90 too soon. I still see his ghost sometimes. RIP Bruce

[@EuroRhodes]

@@MrIggybo Two months later, I'm still in mourning. We lost an angel too early.

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Who's Bruce?

[@JRSanchez93]

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Jewish guy, wore a duff hat and had glasses.

[@RustyShackleford051]

"MACHO MAN I'M COMIN" kills me every time

[@Gswfansince2015]

10:27 that was a really good edit

[@tunamesut]

It scared the shit outta me, i wasn't actually expecting them to edit it in.

[@LadySKizo]

Killerbananer lies! I’m a lady and I LOVED it

[@WatcherKoops4677]

the power of adobe cc or sony vegas

[@janesmith1840]

@@LadySKizo What the fuck are you talking about?

[@SkilledWitch]

Suddenly, I am very glad Adam is a professional internet goof and doesn't have job where people's lives depend on him.

[@thenamesaj8554]

Juu San our lives depend on him

[@alrun1836]

What's funny is his mom is a cop

[@conner3548]

@@alrun1836 Something about apples falling from the tree but...that would have to imply the tree and apple knew the other existed.

[@gyui1091]

conner3548 ow

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

he'd just glitch into a burning house and glitch em out KOVIC FOR FIRE CHIEF 2020 TO ETERNITY

[@livegolfismygt]

That 1.69 second cameo of Bruce made the video! An excellent touch by the editors

[@SuperDeansWorld]

I remember when I preferred achievement hunter over Funhaus. I was so naive.

[@christianwong9491]

SuperDeansWorld when Ray is there I prefer AH. Now with all the people working on other projects, FH seems to have more entertainment.

[@KentGoSuzuki]

SuperDeansWorld Michael: Ahhhhhhhh Gavin!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gavin: Ewhhhhwhwhwhwhwhwh I remember too

[@ASackOfPotatoes]

AH just isn't good anymore. It's all random screaming and corporate forced content now. RIP OG AH w/Ray

[@ProjectRedfoot]

SuperDeansWorld you are wiser than you once were.

[@frickthefuckoff]

I won't say they are masters of comedy, but they actually know how to have a bit.

[@microqueen69]

Send James some help. I think (and this is just a hunch) Elyse might be abusing him.

[@wowza935]

*slips him perfume coated death threat*

[@chaim1842]

It's probably nothing. He even said that he loved her in a non suspicious way.

[@waldo109]

I thought so too, until he started singing, there's clearly nothing wrong.

[@heycharliemot]

James, if you can't talk right now, press a number on your phone

[@TheSupersayin2]

Your just being paranoid

[@Draenen]

That Bruce edit was amazing

[@theleanbot1072]

It scared me lol

[@thhhhms]

Aww, James is so sweet, serenading his abuser.

[@alexbarber8879]

I want part 2 of giant machines

[@RustyShackleford051]

.

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

James' racer name fucking killed me. Also I love how excited James was getting

[@TC-dh7zi]

I hope u guys know that poor fictional pizza lady was actually calling to hide a domestic problem as her partner was likely listening to her phone calls. You guys missed the "Do you know this an emergency number" "Yes I do"

[@Smartguy027]

T C for real though- Elyse was even talking about that sort of situation earlier in the video!

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

In Adam's defence, he did really wanna send a cop down there.

[@XtevenGan]

They might wanna do the game in the comedic way, I've seen people play it seriously and it has some fuck up cases, they probably don't think those will came out funny. Or they just bad in gaming, as usual lol

[@Smartguy027]

At the end of the day the video was funny, so at least we got what we came for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@deanomagneto9986]

domestic is a myth - IGN

[@acertwo22]

Watching a bunch of funhaus videos during quarantine and hearing Elyse say, "When is Bruce not around?," hit hard.

[@shutthefluffup]

2:50 James, I work in shipping and the UPS driver has told me their GPS’ are specifically set up to avoid left turns. They’re also not allowed to go in reverse unless absolutely necessary. He has a “reverse goal” which is the max number of times he’s allowed to back up.

[@Necro2Juggalo]

the greed of man is petty

[@lucasng4712]

Greed? It's just more efficent

[@bobparker465]

Saves time and gas, less pollution is a plus in my book.

[@korniliosjs]

shutthefluffup it doesn't save gas, it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard

[@HawkeyeNation19]

Used to work at UPS. The drivers don't give a shit about their turns. They just drive ridiculously fast.

[@tucker1000000]

I wanna see the “james and the giant machines” rt doc

[@metalabsynth]

Perfect title for it too

[@thorslanding4925]

16:10 That's a Breaking Bad easter egg!

[@rpsgrayfox]

Yes! How didn't they get it? 😂

[@tylerbeaumont]

Bruce is the most in-focus part of the whole footage!

[@jasckon7994]

"Elon Musk said some dumb things on Twitter" This video will always be relevant

[@aaronstolberg3269]

Always

[@acouragefann]

always.

[@Racso125]

Always…

[@Oshdog70]

ALWAYS!!!!

[@coreyfantomma]

"When is Bruce not around?" Just became a lot more topical...

[@jaysekhon8014]

I cried

[@spyterpig]

adams shirt is cool though, bruce lives

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

I come back to this video every month or two just to watch the second half and see James get all excited about the big dumb idiot truck.

[@TheOwlslayer]

That was pretty hilarious, and kinda lovely. Especially the happiness regarding the awesomely large machines.

[@dannybrown2950]

When the 2 seconds of footage from that Veterinarian office Elyse was talking about is less blurry than the whole Funhaus video LUL

[@Thiccology]

Macho Man was a NATIONAL treasure. _We miss you._

[@samsonguy10k]

Pump your brakes, kid, that man was a ..... oh, never mind. We cool.

[@al112v4]

+samsonguy10k FOR 400 YEARS...

[@54patriots95]

Macho Man was an INTERNATIONAL treasure thank you very much.

[@thewalkdead45]

@@54patriots95 DAMN RIGHT

[@janesmith1840]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[@MysterousHoodedman4]

10:24 That scared the shit out of me

[@PanzerMan332]

12:24 *Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)*

[@bigchooch4434]

Panzer Man what a thrill

[@cameronparsha6088]

I was thinking the same thing, even had the music playing in my head.

[@jojj334Q]

16:36 when James started shouting like a mad scientist, I thought of Dr Nefarious from Ratchet and Clank. It put a smile on my face. ... *snap*

[@zestydrizzle1813]

Oh yes some fresh funhaus my day is now better

[@70SandwichGames07]

watching Adam play these sim games like this stresses the hell out of me...

[@DevonPalmer98]

Damn Elyse had that bear grip on James.

[@old_kitsune2811]

Think that last game needs to be a series, as excited as they were and as excited as I am.

[@funx24X7]

"When is Bruce NOT around?" ... :(

[@shanethompson9562]

James: Could you imagine being killed by this thing? Me: *flashbacks to the destiny 2 mission with the rotating mining drill*

[@bigchooch4434]

Why is everyone complaining about them playing the game wrong and joking about it? Since when was that NOT their M.O?

[@HelloTardis]

Ryan Moulder agreed

[@NewWorldOrgone]

I never thought I'd be asking for more Giant Machines gameplay. Brilliant work, looking forward to a long running series.

[@felixkerls4348]

If I am granted one wish, it is for you to continue with giant machines. It was great to see you, having so much fun!

[@dannyeddleston7098]

One of my favourite parts of the video is when they get a butt dial in game and the guy on the other end gets offended when asked if he's in trouble

[@erector500]

After that Bruce edit I doubt if they are real friends with Rahul or just special effects.

[@haydenmccoy9476]

6:39 made my heart melt

[@TheSuperTroutMan]

13:33 "Elon Musk said some dumb stuff on Twitter, you gotta build things for him!" still applies to this day

[@MegaClogger]

I absolutely adored the cold open! Please use cold opens again/more frequently (I'm high)

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

12:20 _What a thrill_

[@HelloTardis]

TheGoldenCaulk There’s something Hack-Fraud’y about your icon......But I cant quite put my finger in it....

[@joshhale9355]

“MACHO MAN IM COMING” is even funnier without proper context

[@2ederson]

3:00 That joke Elyse was going for is funny AF The city torn apart by this one dispatcher

[@edwartvonfectonia4362]

16:09 BREAKING BAD reference. Excellent one.

[@energy40gaming]

Seeing James and Elyse riff off each other makes me happy. “‘My emergency is that my wife is being a bitch!”

[@redwingzftw50]

You will be visited by the Bruce’s of Christmas past.

[@ronindrix2272]

The giant machines game would be awesome in VR. just think about having to climb that giant ladder. make it more cinematic (add some lens flares, make the desert more saturated, etc) and It would be a solid game.

[@HailTheFire]

I've watched this video.... Maybe 5 times now...... I can't not think about Adam operating one of those giant machines in assless chaps dancing to EDM. I'm concerned.

[@Paraguai123]

I'm going to watch and rewatch this video like 100000 times, so that James and Adam can play with their toys again.

[@BrokenOpus]

The graphics on this game are incredible!

[@andrewsmith1204]

That Bruce addition had me rolling.

[@NoBody12133]

Elyse pointed out that sometimes you have to hide the fact you are calling the police on your abusive partner but didn't get the lady "ordering the pizza".

[@fortunatesoul12]

That wild Bruce scared the shite out of me

[@jesushdz97]

holy shit lmao, I love that Bruce edit!! Awesome job to whoever came up with that

[@TheJankyTank]

That Adultswim style intro just sent me for a loop.

[@acouragefann]

"Those are not giant! Those are barely large" That phrase ended my last relationship.

[@acouragefann]

JK, I'm 11

[@acouragefann]

And a water buffalo

[@acouragefann]

from space.

[@WFFLDealer]

This might be the best video Bruce was ever in. He kept making great jokes the whole time!

[@CBGBBB]

That Elyse open mouth wink though!!!

[@bigchooch4434]

Kevin K *James will remember this.*

[@thrashSJ]

each of these games deserves its own series

[@graytlo]

This was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done. My god I was in tears

[@manband20]

That random RV in the mining game was an homage to Breaking Bad, in case anyone didn't catch it.

[@mrtalkative91]

8:05 I love how earlier in the video they were talking about how abused women have to make weird calls to the police to hide it from their abusive husbands, and then none of them can tell that this is one of those calls lol

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

0:35 That macho man bit was awesome 😂

[@MarcussJay]

I know I’m super late to the video since I got off work not long ago. But just wanted to say I liked that [adult swim] like bump in the beginning. Props to whoever edited this.

[@Hutchie281081]

'When is Bruce not around' was the best bit. I shouted out.

[@sagemodejay5376]

That Bruce legitimately got me,

[@mironricardo]

10:10 are those kind of moments that will stay in my head for days. "B-B-B- Bruuuuce."

[@wesleyclemons7716]

The Bruce edit was perfect funniest part I love the editors.

[@jjortiz7504]

Imma go ahead and say it. This episode bleeds classic IG and I AM HERE FOR IT. Thank you.

[@jpow3459]

Elyse is THE funniest on the team. Even when she’s not supposed to be in the video, she shows up and says something hilarious. Bruce’s reactions are my next favorite. James always brings funny conversations to the table and is the best at video games. Lawrence is second best but him r has some bad sportsmanship.. but he likes anime so that’s how he makes up for it. Then there’s ol Adam.. I totally see why he is the one to always play demo disc. His gameplay and reactions to video games are hilarious.

[@staysharp_productions]

I need to play this game, James is right some of those sim games like Farm simulator are relaxing.

[@DeathByPenguinz]

I love how Bruce is in focus.

[@ppup13]

I'm liking this new "unfocused" directorial direction

[@priest_of_syrinx]

Bruce edit is hands down the funniest thing this channel has ever done

[@CuriousGeorgeFan]

One of my favorite things to do is check the description, always something new

[@Novaargh]

16:33 Hey. it's the conductor's brother

[@griff6449]

less we need to go deeper more of these gameplays please

[@TheBigDean18]

I hope one day I can have a relationship like Elyse and James have

[@KingoftheRobots625]

Now I want a giant machines video with Adam and James

[@Smiling_Skull]

10:20 That's psychological abuse! We're waching you Elyse.

[@sualocin]

UPS and right hand turns is true. Mythbusters also tested it out and found right hand only routes are 30% more efficient both in time and fuel on average.

[@primoshunter]

The Komatsu 930-E was the biggest truck I've ever gotten to work on. Crazy to think they have bigger ones now

[@funnyjoke9225]

Giant machines NEEDS to be a series

[@RX8GOD]

Start an online petition for james to go around the world to drive giant machines

[@swordude40]

Can't wait for Cocopa the giant rock driller to shock the world in part 2

[@Guru_1092]

As an emergency responder, this made me anxious.

[@FullBitGamer]

Not gonna lie that Bruce pop up had me dying. Good job whoever edited this

[@henchmanray2008]

I could watch them play the big machine game for years.

[@CameronTheMonsterHun]

I expected the adult swim logo at the beginning. lol

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

Cameron Fisk right?

[@kap1117]

This is still my favourite gameplay on the channel

[@MrSneakyninja9]

The Bruce insert scared the hell out of me.

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

that cut to bruce being there was perfect!

[@katem3513]

Adam hanging up on the pizza call.. UGH Haven't they seen the commercial haha

[@heycharliemot]

Elyse wore this exact same romper with a vest, when this trio played together before. When she called Adam a pervert

[@DragonKSM3]

Got some good jokes in here “Ask her what’s she wearing” “My emergency? Is that my wife is being a real bitch” Lmao

[@legowarriorfilms]

It's not so fuzzy when you watch it from across the room. A+ from me

[@GoingOffTopical]

I find it hard to overcome loss, but knowing Macho Man died in a flaming wreckage as his heart failed from all those years of trauma, probably while his diss rap at Hulk Hogan, be a man was playing, well that just makes it a little bit easier. We miss you Macho

[@remagairsoftllc]

Will say, the devs really captured a sense of scale on that excavator.