Drink Expert Ranks the Best Beverages

Frank the Tank joins the boys for a beverages draft (non-sodas). We get into Frank's expert opinion on what food to pair the beverage with, the most nostalgic drinks from our childhood, a controversial first round pick from Chief, and more.
8:15 Round 1
25:40 Round 2
38:24 Round 3
50:53 Round 4
1:02:50 Round 5
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[@romanlocicero9243]

I don’t comment often but Tank is the ultimate guest. All class, knows his stuff, and is absolutely hilarious. Need all the Tank I can get

[@philipsutton-atkins3439]

Franks headphone setup has me double guessing how I’ve been wearing headphones my whole life

[@joeyschultz9063]

Like carl said, how barstool doesn’t have some sort of master chef show with frank as the judge is beyond me, that would be electric

[@rcoray]

Too busy playing Rock Paper Scissors for the kid genius, content chief and napping next to degen losers on streams.

[@haswel22]

Frank actually blew their minds with the fish sticks pairing

[@ANTIStraussian]

Turkey sandwich in the morning killed me

[@bobmay1291]

Frank down to business plugging his shirt. Respect

[@mmccar21]

Glacier Freeze (light blue) is absolutely head and shoulders above any other Gatorade

[@user-gi5ew8gx1s]

YES, are they mixing up cool blue with glacier freeze?

[@mmccar21]

I hope so. Cool blue is much more akin to the Powerade pick but Glacier Freeze is ungodly

[@jamessahagian8274]

Glacier freeze with the nipple top though is the elite of elite

[@keatonmonier8965]

Chief not knowing Snapple facts is the most alien move of all time

[@dan_thecrane]

Frank absolutely dominated this draft. Good god

[@alecsavageau6651]

Wrong

[@muggins8016]

Chief and team burrata is just the equivalent to the orioles. Both refuse to change their old ways to better the squad. I feel for the burrata fans out there. Could of got water in round 10 let alone R1

[@duffedwedge]

as an O's fan please don't compare us to Chief

[@Sirwastealot]

Could have*

[@laxplayer3125]

Carl needs to make an official statement about the V8 pick. That was fucking madness

[@Thetruth3434]

Carl laughing when frank says the glass bottles Gatorade “hit different” 😂

[@mandrewharrison]

Frank absolutely going to work with his pairings. Really a pleasure to watch someone so prolific bestow his wisdom upon us. National treasure

[@bw5363]

I was nervous that frank wouldn’t be able to do the non-soda drinks and I am so happy to be so unbelievably wrong. He is a savant

[@nickdamico4854]

Putting on an absolute clinic

[@Maf324zm]

Frank deserves a Lipton brisk deal after they pick, incredible pick.

[@hollisbigham3886]

WSD biting his cheek when Frank talks about fried chicken and koolaid 😂

[@veronicavaughn5923]

What flavor is that? Red

[@ANTIStraussian]

Everyone on earth loves fried chicken lol

[@mattt.8097]

Never seen or heard of Oberweis in my entire life. Does not matter. You can clearly tell on packaging alone that that is an ELITE if not, the pinnacle OF... chocolate milk.

[@collinfossett7841]

We have UDF in Cincinnati tristate area which is a local convenience store that focuses on dairy (UDF stands for United dairy farmers) and their chocolate milk is gas. I wonder if most metro areas have a local dairy place?

[@diagnosedtopg7657]

I love in southern Illinois and I promise you that oberweis is the best milk (chocolate or regular) that there is.

[@shaqreadingabooklookingsug4487]

@@collinfossett7841 I’m from Cincy also, UDF chocolate milk is good but doesn’t compare to Kroger brand chocolate milk

[@buzzerbeater6257]

@Matt T. It is absolutely elite and they come in half gallon GLASS bottles, no handle.

[@mattyd513]

Simply lemonade and fish sticks. What a moment

[@walbobo]

Chief simply cant be forgiven for taking a water brand and then an apple juice that comes in a perfume bottle with top 7 picks. Tough. Also, does Carl's mustache look particularly mustardy on this?

[@hookster999]

Water pick over HI-Ci Ecto Cooler is pretty unforgivable

[@jtoeps]

The way frank says breakfast is incredible and makes me feel poor

[@Ian-yj9yx]

breffix

[@Spen4]

Icelandic Glacial water was a horrible pick in the first round

[@mcnells18]

*WSD googles fancy apple juice* "OMG, you could find this at the Hamptons or..." LMAOOOO

[@johnharding23]

Florida’s Natural orange juice is by far the superior oj

[@tristoncommon2817]

Can we get a "Drinking Buddy" draft maybe with categories with like a celebrity, a dead person, TV or movie character, someone you'd hate to drink with, or something like that. Would be hilarious maybe get a guest like Biz or Feitelberg. Bring the good vibes fellas.

[@bonesperry2692]

Frank is walking professional. The Pau Gasol of the beverage and food game

[@krispykrunkdonut]

blue powerade as mr irrelevant is crazy! that would have been 2nd or 3rd rounder for me

[@SlicedBread1219]

Frank is invited to the hood cookout.

[@pgilroy623]

30:12 pure expertise - Frank is a HOF guest

[@kylematthiesen4816]

Eddie's first round pick has my jaw on the floor. His sandwich draft resembled the taste buds of a 2nd grader but this pick might even beat that

[@carlosskenandore5112]

I’ll never be embarrassed that my mom shopped at aldi. Still shop there till this day

[@diagnosedtopg7657]

only a pussy like whitesox Dave would be embarrassed about that...

[@buzzerbeater6257]

That’s a tough look my man

[@stevebal25]

"Ohhhh those things.... In New Jersey, we serve those to prisoners." Frank you are the fucking best! lmao

[@stevenbuker7509]

This goes down as an all time draft thank you all

[@HEPennypackerIndustrialist]

26:06 is an incredible moment in every way.

[@Ovechkinsnipes8]

Chief man i usually back you up but Water in the 1st round idk if i can

[@kylematthiesen4816]

Better than a lunchables juice box

[@pgilroy623]

Minute Maid pink lemonade and Glacier Freeze Gatorade snubbed

[@michaelbritt6052]

Milo's Sweet Tea absolutely wipes the floor with every other tea brand drafted here.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Have you ever eaten at a Milo's Burger Shop?

[@_JonathanReeser]

The gatorade rains are so crisp when you are thirsty….heavily slept on

[@King_JappyJoe]

Frank is great on these.

[@ericpalmer83]

The juice Carl got as soon as Frank reacted to Hawaiian Punch is why I watch these!

[@billyrhymer9073]

frank could be 25 years old and I wouldn't be stunned

[@laurenhanna7426]

No one acknowledging breffix the first time it was said .... 🤣

[@Zach8murphy]

Frank pairing Kool-aid with fried chicken a wonderful combo

[@mikeyfeldman2239]

Frank and eddie looking sharp. Happy for the fellas

[@lou93000]

Eddie giving Chief crap for the Water pick right before picking Capri Sun in the first round is laugh out loud funny

[@ohhbliviousgaming]

26:23 daves are you kidding me here is classic

[@buzzerbeater6257]

Carl rags on Icelandic Glacier then 15 seconds later chooses V fucking 8

[@limpsnips8876]

Weirdest thing but chocolate milk and spaghetti is a lethal pairing

[@JamesZDeli]

40:47 hahaha

[@3henry7]

23:21 sounds like something else

[@ohiostate101011]

Cheif trying to dig out of his aweful draft at the end projecting on Carl.

[@Sethrick]

Get em frank!! E T!!! THANK YOU

[@brandonstraight5094]

Dave's pizza review with the lunchable and Capri sun should have been shown as soon as Capri sun was chosen

[@colinturner8216]

Frank's headphones are giving me anxiety.

[@jacobstrutt773]

Frank is spot on with the iced tea. Has to be room temp. Have to chug

[@jeffwalsh4713]

Love the tank!

[@karterpate2866]

I’m from California, we have a milk company that’s called Rosa, pretty much exactly same thing as carls 2nd pick.

[@WrestlingMAC]

yes

[@deeznutz_740]

Definitely still have squeeze bottles of Cool Blue Gatorade and oh my god it’s elite. Get them on the regular for work

[@lukecrowden8804]

Feel bad that I’m having to ask this, but how do we vote?

[@horntj77]

Tank is the best. Could have him as a regular and I’d be perfectly happy

[@ugtrz6208]

Chicago Guys can appreciate this, Hawaiian Punch was invented in a garage in Fullerton, California

[@drewchilcoat7928]

Martinelli's in the second round is a fantastic pick

[@patrickhawk3422]

It got so much hate and I was so confused. Martinelli’s is incredible

[@kingskinnypimp]

Anyone else hear breakfiks when Tank says breakfast?

[@Millsman98]

What’s the consensus on white Gatorade?

[@KYtoTn]

Did Chief call Ed a “grown up baby” after he picked Apple Juice? Can’t make fun of another man’s taste buds after picking Apple Juice.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Chief with an all time bad draft.

[@dawsonk7929]

Dollar Tree has the squeeze bottle used to go in there for college and just buy like 12 at a time they have blue white red and sometimes yellow

[@hookster999]

Just waiting for Yoo-Hoo or Ecto Cooler, Yoo-Hoo or Ecto Cooler, Finally my man the tank pulls a first rounder in the third like a boss

[@peterriedy2151]

Midnight Apple Juice with Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwich

[@TommyNoble12]

from NY, never heard of icelandic glacial but water bottles is the clear 1 1

[@18BossMr]

Brekfix, best meal of the day

[@lumpyboyz7443]

Agreed Eddie, vitamin water > Gatorade

[@ItsAlexlive]

Chief with the water 😂😂😂

[@justinhicks306]

Citrus Cooler is by far the best Gatorade, and the Chicago guys should know it’s Jordan’s favorite.

[@bobbysums4072]

Jagged ice, purple powerade was fire

[@kingskinnypimp]

Only people from Illinois know Oberweis. Great pick if your viewers are only from the Chicago burbs.

[@nathanhayes4116]

The fact that surplee or icee went undrafted is absurd

[@maxwinchester8995]

Chief has passed up Dave as #1 argument guy

[@chowderheadz5715]

Dave went off low key....Any time the man Frank makes an appearance the shows a banger...Really great draft...One listen everyone yatta yatta 4.8

[@godawgs123456789]

Chief got bodied on the water argument by Frank

[@DrSneakers]

Tank 🐐

[@nickythoroughbred9363]

Gatorades... Riptide Rush, and the Fierce Grape with Vince Carter on the label. For life.

[@SullyReviews5000]

Hint waters, vitamin water, iced tea, Snapple apple, mucho mango Arizona, Tropicana OJ, cran mango ocean spray

[@Carlos2Dangerous]

We have Oberweis in Indiana

[@Ben18786]

Frank should be a once every month or two guest

[@greggtheegg1976]

Chief thinking he couldn't get water in the 5th is ridiculous. Know your audience

[@andresalbuja3149]

Theres a reason why Frank is the best

[@CatchingwithBK]

Carl immediately turning on V8 was too funny but COME ON MAN

[@bw5363]

Dave going arms wide when chief didn’t know about Snapple facts was great. But chief needed to get torched for that

[@tylerrandall5119]

Rosa Brothers chocolate milk on the west coast, same game.

[@robblake4]

frank dominated no question

[@log3157]

"You were ready to put up 4 points, 2 rebounds..." thats real

[@dl5398]

How do you vote on these?

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Twitter. 600 pm central they ppst the poll. On Tuesday

[@ugtrz6208]

Frank Fleming is a consummate professional

[@raleightgod93]

Cheif.... cmon man, you can't say someone has the taste buds of a 2nd grader then draft apple juice... literally only children drink this regularly lol

[@egreenwood]

Normally I struggle to get behind some of Chief's picks like the most of us but I can't believe there is an ounce of blow back on water. I can't speak on the Icelandic Glacial specifically but water in general is a first round pick, 1000%, top tier beverage. Nothing beats a glass of ice cold water. Great pick sir.

[@ethanreich7034]

vintage lime seltzer perrier sparkling water Nesquick Chocolate Milk Light blue Gatorade

[@xsolidduckx]

Powerade white/grey is underrated.

[@HiipHopAnonymous]

OceanSpray is Agricultrual Cooperative for cranberry growers. This is why all they really do is Cranberry stuff.

[@kenstangman]

Oberweis is fantastic.

[@johnharding23]

Water pairs perfect with popcorn or a nice lays potato chip

[@joeyschultz9063]

Can’t believe sunny d was missed, also kool aid jammers would be a good honorable mention