I'm getting hints of peanuts and pencil shavings. Very nice
@kaldiscoffeecorner44482 жыл бұрын
Megapint of megapencil coffee
@crapstirrer2 жыл бұрын
Watching James drink a log.
@fluffycritter2 жыл бұрын
Tasting notes: pencil shavings, the fear of ET in your closet, and a discount store parking lot
@geuros2 жыл бұрын
Megapencil, Rotten goodness 😅😅 reminds of something
@AleriaCarventus2 жыл бұрын
James Hoffman: roasts sample using Smart roaster with iPad Also James Hoffman: I felt like I should use a hand grinder and cloth filter
@Graham_Rule2 жыл бұрын
It seems clear to me was that the biggest mistake was in roasting and grinding your own coffee as the original purchasers of these beans from Harrods wouldn't have done that. You should have had your *servants* do it for you. Then anything wrong with it would have been their fault.
@dogcarman2 жыл бұрын
Well said, sir! Huzzah!
@cartilagehead2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, purchased at Harrod’s in Argentina in the 1930s…..the intended drinker of this coffee would absolutely NOT have been roasting their own coffee. They would’ve had a poor indigenous woman up at 4 in the morning doing it for them.
@Soulxstar2 жыл бұрын
@@cartilagehead it's 1930's not 1830's
@cartilagehead2 жыл бұрын
@@Soulxstar yeah, I know. During one of several dictatorships. You think I don’t know my South American history?
@Soulxstar2 жыл бұрын
@@cartilagehead granted but how on earth would i know you are from latam as well?
@bentleyv12332 жыл бұрын
“Grinding them by hand is more appropriate for the time period.” My brother in Christ you just roasted those beans with the brand new iRoaster 3000 😂
@DM-kv9kj2 жыл бұрын
Also...that coffee is now nearly 100 years stale. Not exactly what it was anyway.
@samljer2 жыл бұрын
@@DM-kv9kj /r/whoosh
@baobypixar58412 жыл бұрын
@@samljer who the fuck tries to link a Reddit sub on KZbin? I feel embarrassed for you
@AllofJudea2 жыл бұрын
@@samljer redditors will be hunted and skinned.
@WernerErkelens2 жыл бұрын
This comment made me spit out a sip of water. Almost hit my computer 😅
@joldent53332 жыл бұрын
If anyone watching has some very old, ideally highly potent, unopened coffee: please, please, please send it to James so we can watch him enjoying more of these delicious beverages.
@hopegold8832 жыл бұрын
Or not. Idk why he does it, but I don’t like seeing him suffer. And I don’t like the idea of consuming anything that old, let alone coffee. Just leave it in the pretty bag, and I’d be happy. Came to fine someone’s comment, but didn’t see one. But I’m sure I’m not alone.
@_cybik2 жыл бұрын
"Enjoying" heh
@spitalhelles33802 жыл бұрын
We're gonna lose him to one of these..
@sarahrosen49852 жыл бұрын
Can we all at least tuck away something now for him to taste in 15 - 20 years? I'd hate to think he could run out of material.
@MrJack19872 жыл бұрын
@@spitalhelles3380 If MRESteve can stomache WWI rations, James will survie some old coffee. Maybe they should do a collab and try some instant coffee type 2.
@FedericoGrassi2 жыл бұрын
Hey, as a porteño (somebody from Buenos Aires), Peruvian coffee is and was rare, and expensive, specially back in the 1930s. And porteños most likely would have drunk that with milk. Can I make a suggestion? Maybe your technique is also a bit too modern. Maybe you should do a pre-war brew espresso, o a moka pot (Volturno down here, from the brand that made them popular) with a tiny bit of milk, would be more the profile expected of a coffee in Buenos Aires. Oh, and for you education, the Harrods shop closed down somewhere in the 1980s, the building is closed down, the owners basically living of the underground parking that is still in operations, as is a cafe in the opposite corner called Florida Garden.
@willinwoods2 жыл бұрын
I would think it is even harder finding _milk_ from the 1930s, though...
@miramar992 жыл бұрын
That's so insightful!! Would love to see James make a moka with some milk. Does that drink have a specific name similar to cafe au lait or latte in Buenos Aires?
@jameshoffmann2 жыл бұрын
This is super interesting info! Also, please don't ask me to drink this coffee again.
@Fridelain2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what's left on the shop, did they clean out or is there still stuff from the 80's there?
@catrat3432452 жыл бұрын
@@jameshoffmann please drink it again.
@noplace35712 жыл бұрын
As a historian, I’m a really big fan of the care James consistently shows for the things he uses from the past - both as objects of history and as consumables. He always approaches them from a place of respect.
@noahcole66222 жыл бұрын
Same. Just taking the time to interact with an archivist was a nice touch.
@bagasster81042 жыл бұрын
nahh he just a coffee masochist
@Hrafnhistorical2 жыл бұрын
I work in a museum and I agree totally, these videos are always my favourites.
@Hrafnhistorical2 жыл бұрын
@@BadEmpanadaLive Boo, that's a naff interpretation. "Historians shouldn't care about people caring about history" is a really very weird claim to make. You could make the case that as a technicality there is a difference between "history" and "material culture", but your apparent expectation that people in the field of history and heritage aren't invested in treating things from the past as in some way venerable seems really weird given that it is literally our job to make people care about things from the past. Zero stars.
@JasperJanssen2 жыл бұрын
@@Hrafnhistorical I suppose it’s *an* interpretation of the word historian. Someone who deals specifically with words that are written down, nothing else matters - to the point where a historian would rather read a book than interview an available primary source or examine an extant object. It’s not like they’re one of those filthy archeologists, after all. (Note: this interpretation seems to be where the word ‘pre-historical’ comes from - no written sources, then there is no history) Luckily the modern interpretation of History is a little more expansive and inclusive.
@agreen1822 жыл бұрын
Personally I hope you *never* stop doing these. “James drinks something awful” is a face I never get tired of seeing.
@pupyasko12332 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be funny if he would invite Ashens next time he tries some unusually old coffee
@wugadawoo2 жыл бұрын
The first time had a hint of hope which was quickly dashed. Just a rollercoaster of emotions
@stvkin2 жыл бұрын
the entertainment is not james drinking old coffee, but james's expression while drinking old coffee.
@funkintonbeardo2 жыл бұрын
James is the Steve-o of coffee?
@Erislon2 жыл бұрын
Same. I’m usually shouting “drink it!” At the screen
@dav2mai2 жыл бұрын
James taking another sip of aged coffee like the Lockpickinglawyer picks a lock again for the second time to make sure it wasn't a fluke
@Itsa-sh Жыл бұрын
Lockpicking lawyer 😂 so that's how KZbin's algorithm decided to trash my homepage? Because of coffee and James' channel... 🤣😂 🙄
@hanjis5894 Жыл бұрын
I feel so weird seeing this comment after watching a bunch of LPL videos recently. Are we all on the same side of youtube 💀
@valdisby Жыл бұрын
I also watch LPL)))
@iloveindomienoodle Жыл бұрын
Like Steve1989MREInfo taking another bite of a PLA ration
@RaginKavu Жыл бұрын
We need the Barista Lawyer Channel now. Or the Lockpicking Barista one. Although I think any Masterlock can be opened with a coffee bean... if the coffee bean stares at the lock for time enough, I mean.
@daxtheducknotaffiliated3 ай бұрын
The guilty smirk at 2:11 saying he loves old coffee is not only adorable, but also marvelously cheeky and quite amusing. I applaud you, Hoffmann! You have done an excellent job of being endearing and fantastically humerus.
@samhendriksen62722 жыл бұрын
"My brain couldn't cope with the pain, the searing pain of liquid wood." Pure poetry.
@etraudrod2 жыл бұрын
"The searing pain of liquid wood": a new math metal album
@akmalkarim47072 жыл бұрын
I’m trying very hard not to see liquid wood as liquid of wood - but my brain refuses to see anything but innuendos
@whitewolf14772 жыл бұрын
lol is this the new smoke meat flavor
@Deathstorm5012 жыл бұрын
@@akmalkarim4707 'Oh no, it's still coming.'
@homosapien51562 жыл бұрын
You know the coffee is absolutely bizzare when the usually eloquent James Hoffman says things like shining pain, mega pencil.
@leeboy262 жыл бұрын
'Shining pain, mega pencil' sounds like an english translation of a japanese video game.
@dehto52 жыл бұрын
@@leeboy26 also sounds like some weird hipster hot sauce description.
@keytonbush86492 жыл бұрын
This cup of mine glows with an awesome power! Its wooden taste tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY DISGUST! SHINING PAIN, MEGA PENCIL!
@adamuk732 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Shinig Pain Mega Pencil featured on the John Peel Show in November 1983?
@Yewtewba Жыл бұрын
@@adamuk73ah that's before my time. About a month before my time in fact.
@martyhopkirk68262 жыл бұрын
'The Searing Pain of Liquid Wood' sounds like a progressive rock album from 1971.
@thankfullynonumbers2 жыл бұрын
It was followed by The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway a few years later.
@gmhefner12 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win youtube today!!
@brepires2 жыл бұрын
It could also be the name of a post-rock act. I would 100% listen to either, honestly.
@Oosh212 жыл бұрын
On tonight's Peel Session...
@battyboomfatty2 жыл бұрын
Dammit 2 days to slow on my comment 😂
@jordyv.7032 жыл бұрын
Just in case you still wanna know, pencils are usually made out of cedar wood. The same wood type often used in euro pallets, decking, cupboards, etc... It's a great wood for building because it's decently strong, smells great and it's insect repellent. The disadvantage of the wood is that it needs to be treated for outdoor use quite often and it turns gray over time.
@thedillestpickle2 жыл бұрын
Yellow Cedar
@JohnDlugosz2 жыл бұрын
Western Redceadar does not need to be treated and will last 60 to 90 years in applications such as exterior trimwork.
@laethe230 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the coffee was stored in a cedar cabinet
@DaveH89052 жыл бұрын
“The shining pain. The searing pain of liquid wood.” “It’s more than the pencil of the brew. It’s like mega-pencil.” 😂😂😂
@SirPieRoyal2 жыл бұрын
I love how excited you sounded as you said „Maybe it‘s just nearly a kilo of mold“ as if that was an equally desirable outcome
@SeJoHu2 жыл бұрын
If it had been a kilo of mold, would he have roasted, brewed, and drunk it? For science?
@jaxmanf2 жыл бұрын
Dendrologist here, that pencil wood is almost always incense cedar, usually California incense cedar (Calocedrus decurrens). As nasty as it tastes, incense cedar certainly sounds more appealing in a coffee than pencil wood!
@thatcherdrake64522 жыл бұрын
What's the reason for the cedar? Is it for binding or pest repulsion?
@lachlanhoughton95012 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a much more pleasant tasting note than “pencil wood”! Key phrase being “sounds like”
@Rick_Hoppe2 жыл бұрын
Now remember, James didn’t say it tasted like cedar. He said it tasted like pencil shavings.... Which means, it tasted like a mixture of cedar and graphite. Graphite is the “lead” in a pencil that leaves a mark on the paper.
@jaxmanf2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcherdrake6452 Believe it’s due to minimal splintering
@timo76412 жыл бұрын
James tongue: ah yes another good sip of coffee James: today we're gonna drink 1930's coffee James tongue: ah bollocks here we go again
@StefanReich2 жыл бұрын
I love how his tongue is a sentient being but is eternally forced to accept whatever he puts in his mouth
@hatsuzuki_96102 жыл бұрын
also tongue :why it feels so wrong but feels so right
@youngmatt792 жыл бұрын
As sophisticated as James' voice and explanations can be, his facial expressions are an entire language in and of themselves...
@cjxgraphics2 жыл бұрын
Watching your face go through the 5 stages of grief, and then going back for more, was not what I expected. Keep up the amazing video.
@agwasp2 жыл бұрын
James: I know you, I know what you’re thinking Me: no chance James: you’re thinking I did two roasts, and I’ve only brewed one Me: yep. He’s got me there. Turns out he knows exactly what I’m thinking. But I bet he won’t brew is as espresso… *cuts to shot of espresso* Me: James gets me.
@chris.chiutena2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mikele79822 жыл бұрын
He even dialed in the perfect shot timewise. :))))) DEDICATED
@stirfryjedi2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to roast samples and do a random sample giveaway with the remainder of the beans. Mildly disappointed lol.
@johntaylor45322 жыл бұрын
Me: No, I’m thinking… will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
@RayneDr0ps2 жыл бұрын
I died at that cut. LOL
@jchodes2 жыл бұрын
“Some of you watching are going to be stressing out that I’m drinking this coffee too fresh… I hope you think about that”… I proceed to die laughing.
@michellezuniga72972 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how far I had to scroll before someone mentioned this. Made me burst out in laughter and watched the clip several times in a row. Thank you, James!!!
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
Me too pffffffffft.
@stephenbaime2 жыл бұрын
The “Oh no oh no oh no oh no. That was a mistake. Um, that’s a lot. That’s a lot. That is… oh no, it’s still coming. Wow. Okay. My brain just couldn’t cope with the searing pain of liquid wood. It’s like… mega pencil” audio has great out of context potential
@Andrey050702 жыл бұрын
Flavor profile: searing pain, mega pencil, rotting goodness.
@nickhyatt32832 жыл бұрын
7:20 A man going through all 5 stages of grief in 12 seconds.
@SpencerDonahue2 жыл бұрын
"It's more than the pencil of the brew." Definitely a sentence that cannot possibly have been uttered before
@hardwareful2 жыл бұрын
"Harrods has an archivist." And I'm very impressed by that. A key source of frustration these days, corporate amnesia is a minor but no less inflammatory bane on our modern existence.
@daveprice59112 жыл бұрын
@@Hooplamoopla Nah, that's just a frustrated historian, a distinctly different breed
@PhosphorAlchemist2 жыл бұрын
If any company were to maintain an archivist, Harrods is the one I'd most expect. A long history of patronage by fancy people (esp. British ones) means needing to be able to answer questions about the history of the company and its products either when someone shows up wanting more information on the treats their grandparents got them (and if similar is available today) or when the belongings of late Fancy Somebodies get appraised for property insurance or auction.
@crapstirrer2 жыл бұрын
Are they a sub-department of marketing though?
@MTecs2 жыл бұрын
@@crapstirrer either that or possibly a sub-department of Research and development? If Harrods has one
@samuell.foxton41772 жыл бұрын
So do John Lewis, M&S (both of whom maintain company museums) and Sainsbury’s. I used the Sainsbury’s online archive to show and try and explain to someone a long discontinued coffee they used to sell
@meiliyinhua74862 жыл бұрын
James: "It smells delightful like pencil shavings and peanuts" Me: "I hope it doesn't *taste* like that" the coffee: *tastes like that*
@Rem-Union9 ай бұрын
Your reactions in these videos is really what sells it for me haha. I have always been interested in coffee, and my first real job was in a coffee shop years ago.
@ochlokrat9 ай бұрын
I watched quite a few coffee channels over the years, your's is by far the most balanced, objective, well researched and most funny to watch! Your channel is my personal gold standard for *all* youtube channels! And I thank you, that - in this particular case - you took such a fierce position, it shows your integrity of character. I pull my hat!
@beamdriver52 жыл бұрын
This was a lot of fun. James' bitter tasting faces are the best. Thank you for being willing to suffer for our enjoyment.
@OctavMandru2 жыл бұрын
I almost peed my pants laughing seeing James in pain; why do we enjoy so much seeing James in pain? Is a British man in pain more funny? Is James funnier when in pain? Existential questions... Thank you James for taking one for the team, we love you
@Cpuour12 жыл бұрын
James trying so hard to retaining his posh' composure while clearly swirling in discomfort is what did it to me lol
@MustafaAlmosawi2 жыл бұрын
The funniest beat must have been when he thought the pain was over, but like a savage chili pepper the awful flavor continued to linger and grow. Delightful seeing him striving to maintain his British reserve and composure under that awfulness.
@mattswayne28492 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, time to watch James drink more ancient coffee
@fdeyso2 жыл бұрын
Time to get in touch with the british museum 😅
@Netzlosdrahtwerk2 жыл бұрын
"...this one in specific was sent to me by some ‘Lara Croft’ - _very_ interesting Glyphs on the package!"
@bahrululum71232 жыл бұрын
Let's send him Pharaoh's balls and tell him these are coffee beans from ancient Egypt
@Civsuccess22 жыл бұрын
James, I found some coffee from the pot next to the Egyptian mummy. Would you care to try that? Teste like pencil? Don't worry, the bean looks calcified. Perfectly okay 😊
@sandraromero68319 ай бұрын
I’m spanish and it’s my native language. I have to say that I am absolutely baffled by the way he pronounced “comestibles” at 1:16 specially “bles” not a lot of foreigners manage to say this so naturally. Although I’m new to the channel so maybe he has been speaking Spanish for a while, but it’s still very impressive! Also thank you James for all your videos, I love the way you speak it’s very soothing and elegant, and the way you observe and analyze everything, makes it feel very pleasant to watch your videos.
@picasso5662 жыл бұрын
I live in Tokyo, your reaction to the taste is exactly how I feel after a gulp of the cheap beans, over extracted, canned coffee that's all over the country here. They actually have a chart on the side emphasizing the bitterness.
@SpenserLi2 жыл бұрын
Just in case you’re curious - pencil wood are made of some sort of soft wood, usually cedar, pressure cooked in wax, so they are soft enough to shave.
@BobMacNeal2 жыл бұрын
The only more amusing followup video I can imagine is re-labeling the Harrod's bag "Fresh Coffee" then convincing Brad Pitt to drink the exceedingly bitter brew from a manly mug labeled "Brad".
@estherhannes24832 жыл бұрын
Yes please 🤣🤣
@Andrea-ps8ov2 жыл бұрын
imagine being one of those coffee seeds, being forgotten in a bag for 90 years, brought to the future and brewed with fancy equipment, captured in a video that would be watched by millions of people
@AubreyBarnard2 жыл бұрын
[in erudite Attenborough style] The most famous coffee seeds ever. Even the outcasts got air time.
@AtigernamedMarco2 жыл бұрын
And being told you taste like bitter pencil wood! "I should have stayed in the bag." >:(
@rfdc2 жыл бұрын
haha exactly! finally, after 90 years you are going to fulfill your life purpose in front of millions! and you ended up tasting like pencil
@alexanderg19352 жыл бұрын
Anthropomorphizing a 90 year old coffee bean... okay then.
@DB468112 жыл бұрын
I’ve just discovered this channel. Quickly realized I needed the origin story and have gone back to the beginning of the videos and will eventually get caught up to whatever present is when that happens. I just hopped onto KZbin to kill a minute and a rando espresso machine vid was heading up the list. I clicked, watched no more than 2 minutes, realized I’ve been permanently changed. No one can tell me about anything coffee except for James, ever again. And I hope to one day know as much as he knows in one pinky finger. If you ever happen to come across this Mr Hoffmann just know this- I bow to you Sir. Cheers! ☕️
@maybud602 жыл бұрын
I'm a coffee novice and don't begin to understand all the nuances, but James' videos are highly entertaining, amusing and - yes - sometimes educational. Excellent stuff 👍
@Mantorp862 жыл бұрын
Like my 5yo daughter usualy says about some food: “It’s pretty good, it just makes me puke a little bit!”
@thomasbateup2 жыл бұрын
😂
@laibens56922 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@toomanymarys73552 жыл бұрын
she is one of my sons' spirit siblings.
@Ruth_Rosa2 жыл бұрын
I'm am archivist, and thus I'm delighted to hear that you got help from Harrod's archivist! It's so cool that they were able to help you trace this coffee's provenance. I hope you sent them a link to your video!
@JBothell_KF0IVQ2 жыл бұрын
"its more than the pencil of the brew" - really interesting to know that it was common to buy green coffee for home. Could we see some "roasting from home" series?
@beefcakesensei2 жыл бұрын
Yes, we need a home roasting series!
@Girvo7472 жыл бұрын
Air popper roasting series, let’s goooo
@Danofstockport2 жыл бұрын
"I was very excited the day when this package arrived, the idea of tasting this was really exciting......It's interesting... how that has changed..." ha ha ha ha comedy genius!!! Laughing out loud on my own at 1am 🙂
@brucetownsend6912 жыл бұрын
Watching James can just make me happy. 😊
@CourtneyVarner2 жыл бұрын
This madman went in twice on both drinks. Absolute legend.
@ExtremeBirdTypography2 жыл бұрын
I'm always ready to watch James suffer for our -entertainment- education. Love you!
@killermelga2 жыл бұрын
"Next, on British Guy With Cool Hair slowly poisons himself with very old stuff: crushing a fossilized dinosaur's internal remains that contain subatomic particles of prehistoric coffee and making a v60 out of it." It has quite the ring to it, in my opinion
@JROwensPhotos2 жыл бұрын
What's the closest dinosaur analog of a civet?
@killermelga2 жыл бұрын
@@JROwensPhotos A Civossaurus, _obviously_
@johnblack29272 жыл бұрын
Ring to it !! (Spits coffee out) I think James said that he wouldn't drink civet 💩 coffee again and as the annual production of same exceeds the "capacity" of the population of civets to produce it most of the Kopi Luwak is fake. If you want to know what semi digested coffee tastes like try eating some and "harvest" the cherries. They often find Roman or earlier "coprolite" in archeological digs.I wonder if a coffee eating proto Hoffman has any 💩 yet to be discovered.
@bennywebb2 жыл бұрын
I imagine pooing out coffee beans would give you a “saurus”.
@noelahg79 Жыл бұрын
THAT IS A LOT. Never change, you're awesome!
@HalSamuel Жыл бұрын
“It’s more than the pencil of the brew”. - James Hoffman
@celstark2 жыл бұрын
This is James at his most James and absolute best! “Oh no, it’s still coming!” 🤣
@vernonator632 жыл бұрын
This has GOT to be your most entertaining video to date....just your facial expressions as you tasted it were worth the price of admission!!!
@debbihobson69542 жыл бұрын
“The bitterness up front freaks me out” **goes in for more** 😂😂😂 The journey James’ face took on that first sip was an epic voyage of discovery 😂😂😂
@DamonZB2 жыл бұрын
As a tea drinker who doesn't like the taste of the coffees I've tried these facial expressions are relatable!
@TronaldDump69 Жыл бұрын
What are you dong here?
@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat Жыл бұрын
@Pawe łek Just talking to get attention. Some people were not hugged enough as kids. Anyone who starts a post, "as a..." irritates me because they use that phrase as validation. It would be more effective if they stated, "In my experience..." People need hugs as kids then most people need to get punched in the mouth at least 1 time as an adult. Forgive me, maybe I needed attention too. Lol Best wishes and great brews to you.
@DamonZB Жыл бұрын
@@TronaldDump69 I love the smell of coffee and I want to know the art of making coffee so that when I have guests in my house I can offer them the best possible coffee that I can make
@DamonZB Жыл бұрын
@@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat My apologies but the ‘As a’ phrase was the only one that seemed fitting in the sentence structure
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
@@TronaldDump69 I'm in the same boat as OC and I'm just here because I enjoy the content. 😊
@raphaelrpais8 ай бұрын
Incredible how his reaction is very close to mine, trying to make espresso with my recently owned simple machine and very special Brazilian coffee...
@jacobhaynes5782 жыл бұрын
What's amazing is that James now has enough of these videos for a series on "Drinking Old Coffee"
@W650cultmember2 жыл бұрын
We need a James Hoffmann X Steve1989MREInfo collab where James makes the finest possible "coffee instant type #" and has Steve get it out onto a tray.
@CptBilsn2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I also miss "No hiss" on the opening.
@andyoli752 жыл бұрын
This was definitely a Steve1989 tasting. First, smell and try to analyze what time has done to the original. Next, a small sip determine if it is indeed consumable. Let any perceived nastiness wash over your senses to go in for a further drink. Finally, after description of the flavors, nopes the hell out of a truly disturbing cup of coffee.
@rsutherland762 жыл бұрын
This really needs to happen!
@S.Parrow2 жыл бұрын
"Nice"
@karlkhansen2 жыл бұрын
James could have used a tray... beans everywhere when he opened that tsk tsk
@marcmakes17252 жыл бұрын
The oils in the beans had to have gone rancid years and years ago. Then cook that rancid oil. I can actually kind of imagine the flavor, having tasted some other old rancid products.
@bryneleong66222 жыл бұрын
Hmm are they oils in green beans?
@marcmakes17252 жыл бұрын
@@bryneleong6622 It's not necessary obviously evident but all grains and seeds have various oils in them.
@saltyroe31792 жыл бұрын
Aging over many decades is like very slow roasting. The sugars and oils tend to cook off leaving mostly cellulose. Then you roast your wood pellets to further drive off anything not wood. If you have any left, try soaking the beans in distilled water for a week. Then roast them only slightly and see if there is any different flavor besides wood.
@dmitripogosian50842 жыл бұрын
Yep, not sure what he was hoping for
@KB4QAA2 жыл бұрын
@@bryneleong6622 Do you think coffee companies ADD oil to coffee today? Of course the coffee beans have natural oils. You can see them in the pot floating on top.
@auntie_social2 жыл бұрын
James Hoffman, you are the best kind of nerdy, hilarious coffee connoisseur and I have a massive crush on you!
@distortion_plus2 жыл бұрын
I do love Cafe De L’Ambre in Tokyo, although Sekiguchi-san passed away a few years ago. There was a much more limited number of super old beans on offer when I went last.
@thefoolishhiker31032 жыл бұрын
I love that you are willing to drink these really old coffees and giving us these tasing notes.
@cardboardbard2 жыл бұрын
“It’s too fresh.” “It’s 80-90 years old, is there such a thing?”
@moonbladem2 жыл бұрын
I just loved your reactions... made me laugh out loud!
@nicolaywoods73342 жыл бұрын
My God I love this channel. Dude is hypnotizing in his.....well everything.
@SexyBakanishi2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! Botanical prints!!! I'll never forget the hand carved prints I saw in Paris at the Musée de la Vie Romantique.
@dexson58312 жыл бұрын
Unpretentious : Smells like peanuts and pencil shavings Pretentious : It smells nutty & a littlebit of woodiness
@thecatofnineswords2 жыл бұрын
@7:30, I'm impressed. You're giving Ray Chen a run for his money with the facial expressions! btw - pencil wood is Western Red Cedar. It's a lovely soft wood, and the smell is very distinctive.
@feedbackzaloop2 жыл бұрын
Distinctively bitter too, should you want to chew on it
@ericokompatzki71102 жыл бұрын
After a long day at work, coming home and being told they forgot to get bread, the marvelous balance of coffee, quirkiness, curiosity and cringe that is James Hoffmann is exactly what I needed.
@sator_project2 жыл бұрын
For James' safety, I hope no one ever finds coffee in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.
@1224chrisng2 жыл бұрын
would have probably been pilfered by some poor Russian conscripsits digging trenches in the Red Forest
@calessel31392 жыл бұрын
I once made coffee from a bag that had been in my freezer about a decade. It tasted like liquid ash-tray.
@RaccoonHenry Жыл бұрын
at least it had been in the freezer! I tried some coffee my mom "stored" for over 25 years, and by stored I mean it was in a plastic container under a cupboard. it was not good...
@Benni-rp9or2 жыл бұрын
You know, you could have developed those notes of cedar and hickory even more had you let the coffee rest a couple years after roasting
@chaos.corner2 жыл бұрын
Probably a mistake using freshly drawn water. Should have collected some from a stagnant pond.
@arthurmiller94342 жыл бұрын
Perhaps I’m just weird or unusual, but so delighted that you produced this segment.
@Dazt4r2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he'd be willing to do something on Coffee Instant Type II, straight from a 40s ration, Steve1989 goes on about how good it is all the damn time, It'd be interesting to see what James thinks of it.
@hillogical2 жыл бұрын
Better be instant Type II, though
@alandmoore43062 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a James Hoffman / Steve1989 team up. Steve introducing James to the wonderful world of antique MRE coffee packets would be prime youtube content.
@TheErador2 жыл бұрын
I believe it would be....Nice!
@JeepWranglerIslander2 жыл бұрын
I had a coffee instant type 2 the other day. It is actually surprisingly good stuff!
@christianmichael40202 жыл бұрын
My dad has the exact same model of hand crank pencil sharpener I used in elementary, middle, high school (American) bolted next to the door to the shop in my basement. I know what you mean, especially when I have to empty the shavings. Gotta say, it works well, unlike the ones that you often find on their final leg in schools.
@neojng2 жыл бұрын
i have the all 6 print on my kitchen wall above my coffee counter, love it.
@rcallahan20092 жыл бұрын
James doing his own version of the Kombucha girl reaction is excellent
@zxb9955112 жыл бұрын
With all these episodes of old coffee drinking James has done over the years, he has me wondering what is the oldest coffee that still retains a decent taste? 20 years old vacuum sealed? 10 years maybe? it would be interesting to see how well a coffee from the 90s would hold up.
@heidelbergaren50542 жыл бұрын
Well, I still sample my 5year old Nespresso special edition coffee and concluded that packaging is a very important factor - more so than storage and time
@edwardtan13542 жыл бұрын
@@heidelbergaren5054 as steve1989 would attest storage is also a major factor on top of packaging if the packaging was punctured then storing it in a very dry condition can still make the coffee be enjoyable
@corwinblack40722 жыл бұрын
Frozen beans last long time. But its newer thing, so max like 5-10 years I guess. Nitro/gas packed might last long time too. I think I have can of 4 yrs old now. Depends on temp too.
@jesmiscellaneous89382 жыл бұрын
I want an episode of this 😂
@allTkindaTstuff2 жыл бұрын
It's all about the oils going rancid, don't know how you could stop that
@hexagenic2 жыл бұрын
These kind of episodes remind me so much of Iroh finding a suspicious plant, brewing it, and drinking it as tea.
@thomashughes_teh2 жыл бұрын
I had some "coffee rings" that were about twenty years old. They were from an unopened package and an opened package. They were pre packed in percolator ready ring filters. I broke them open and worked a cone pour over on them. They took some getting used to , but after the second batch I started looking forward to it and lamented when it was all gone. Definitely woody, cork like, with a hot attic aroma and dusty remnant of coffee flavor. The unopened had more depth and the opened was more watery tasting at the same specs.
@Abigart69 Жыл бұрын
What’s remarkable is it still probably tastes better than any coffee I’ve ever made
@Crowbars22 жыл бұрын
Could the coffee's bitterness be explained by them being robusta beans, rather than arabica? Since robusta tends to be more bitter, more hightly caffeinated, and can have strong, woody notes. Plus, "green" robusta beans tend to look more beige compared to arabica when unroasted, so maybe that explains the colour?
@dalelc432 жыл бұрын
Is there anything else you would like to tell the coffee expert about coffee? 🙄🙄
@Crowbars22 жыл бұрын
@@dalelc43 He didn't mention it... And you will notice that I worded the comment like a question. So, I'm not trying to tell the coffee expert about coffee, I'm asking him about it.
@PipeScholar2 жыл бұрын
@@Crowbars2 Don't worry, I found your comment useful and appreciated it.
@goblinarc172 жыл бұрын
Yea Bruv, first dude who responded to your comment was having a bad morning. Solid question, keep in keeping on bruv!
@joshuarosen62422 жыл бұрын
@@dalelc43 Who pissed on your cornflakes? That was a perfectly reasonable question.
@joshuasturre14542 жыл бұрын
So does coffe age linearly? Is this 20 years older tasting than the 1950's coffee?
@thickandthinking2 жыл бұрын
This is a great question!!!
@gmhefner12 жыл бұрын
yes! i was wondering about a comparative taste test too! 😁
@Time4Technology2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this experience!
@chisnaaisyiah7238 Жыл бұрын
your expression really entertains me a lot! thanks :)))))
@valkyrie10662 жыл бұрын
Better you than me. I'd be hesitant to toss out coffee at all.....Love it.....but that's some spectacularly old coffee! When the weight was much higher than printed I thought..... mold? Better pencil shavings than mold.
@PearlsandRoses Жыл бұрын
His face went through so many expressions upon tasting it!😄😁
@speaknup80092 жыл бұрын
A brave man to have tasted this coffee without having a spittoon nearby (or foolish - it seems that sometimes there's a fine line between these two adjectives).
@electropocalypse58772 жыл бұрын
James is such a great coffee aficionado. This little history lessons makes me wish I could go back in time and see the way people brewed coffee. It was more tedious to roast and grind coffee around the early 20th century yet having freshly roasted coffee everyday would be a dream to me. I also love the simplicity and minimalism of hand grinders. Our predecessors truly gave us fantastic inventions.
@BsKing0012 жыл бұрын
I don't know why... but watching James drink bad tasting stuff brings me so much joy!
@KNURKonesur2 жыл бұрын
Give it a couple months and James will find a coffee from the XIX century to drink.
@imadethis99492 жыл бұрын
Next video he’s going to team up with a scientist to bring back an extinct coffee plant from the Permian era
@danielaguiar77562 жыл бұрын
Get him to collab with Steve MRE. There might be some coffee from those super old rations
@nielsbosmobile2 жыл бұрын
"It is mega pencil!" 😂. I know this makes me a terrible person, but there is something so satisfying about seeing James suffer.
@Gk2003m Жыл бұрын
James ALWAYS looks like he’s drinking coffee from the 1930s, even when he’s not drinking coffee
@anwerabdallah5692 жыл бұрын
u r a coffe master. thanks for posting this video
@timothyquinn48702 жыл бұрын
This video was worth it just to see your expression. Thank You I 😄really enjoy your channel!
@CoffeeReviews2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lost it when he said "The hot new favorite, Eugenioides, that....no one really knows how to pronounce" 😂😂
@timo76412 жыл бұрын
James sips the 1930 coffee Also James: *Doctor Strange facial expresion when searching the 1 chance of winning
@genericgymvlogsph9739 Жыл бұрын
6:06 Why you gotta call me out like that bro 🤣
@JoseWolff2 жыл бұрын
fun video as usual tnx :) - i have to say the two times i visited Cafe De L'Ambre i reeeally enjoyed the coffee.. but I think the beans I had were from the 70s and 80s.
@paulzirker7062 жыл бұрын
You were brave and it was very entertaining video. Looking forward to a video on your roaster James.
@lacalaca852 жыл бұрын
Past James: "why am I doing this to myself" Present James: "I was a little bit disappointed that this wasn't a hundred years old"