Driving to Tesco One Million times

[@SimpleFlips]

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[@niko-dg8cg]

nice

[@main-browsing5521]

cool

[@finlayl2505]

You should play Celeste, it has a reasonable learning curve.

[@damayonnaise]

I wanted one last time and I missed it, so I'm so happy to be able to order one now! c:

[@jesuschrist5788]

Thanks for the bup face plushie die DAD!.

[@aBlackMage]

12:00 I _cannot_ believe I just realized that the white box that makes disappointed noises is supposed to be an empty fridge, which is why Luigi/Toadette is going to Tesco. Maybe it's the most obvious shit ever, but I just got my fucking mind blown

[@ami4705]

i didnt realize it until you mentioned it either what the fuck

[@VerbDoesStuff]

The fact that people are going back and watching the Tesco video again lmao quality simpléflips content

[@whamer100]

holy FUCK

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

@@VerbDoesStuff the level is eternal, and by extension so is the video

[@VerbDoesStuff]

@@walugusgrudenburg3068 There were cave drawings of luigi driving to tesco

[@Meteorite_Shower]

If anyone's curious two years after the fact, the first level seems to have been taken down because the creator uploaded an updated version of it with some minor changes, but also some added Link powerups after the first checkpoint, and moved the second checkpoint to the boss fight. And his levels _are_ mostly OoT themed. :)

[@JarheadHME]

Do you happen to have the maker id?

[@Meteorite_Shower]

@@JarheadHME Sure, it's 7N5-K80-LWF.

[@umbrellaeyethingguy4665]

One day we will start at the mario maker title screen, just for him to leave and start the tetris episode

[@Zalied]

One can only hope

[@romansrevengethethirdstrik8086]

I want

[@roshibomb4247]

Even better, the VS win screen.

[@GlowingOrangeOoze]

Here from the future to say that it happened on April 1, 2021. Except it was a wheel of fortune/new key caps episode.

[@PewnyPL]

26:30 you got a key for defeating that Koopaling, it just wasn't added to you because you had max keys. So it wasn't a required thing, it was just a shitty dev path.

[@pj-wille]

Simpleflips doing self improvement makes me feel competitive and now I want to improve myself. Gonna go use the treadmill while I watch the rest of this episode.

[@Odima16]

yessss do ittttt

[@pj-wille]

@@Odima16 I did do it

[@kyrax9462]

go get em tiger, remember you didnt get that weight in one day, don't try and lose it in 1 day, that shit's a battle of attrition.

[@hl_scientist1964]

Simple should stay simple and fat, "self-improvement" is to complex.

[@pj-wille]

@@hl_scientist1964 I'd prefer he live as long as possible so I'm all for him taking care of his health.

[@jackieboy8460]

DId simple ever try to drop bombs on the moving munchers to go up to boom boom?

[@williamhoban8928]

I’m pretty sure that’s how you’re supposed to do it lmao

[@SullySadface]

I'm guessing no, he didn't. Quality cheese though.

[@ttg7504]

You can see on the sides thats what your supposed to do

[@GamingTopTen]

@@ttg7504 Where on the sides do you see that? I mean, I asked myself if the bombs could work while I was watching, but where's the hint?

[@eny355]

@@GamingTopTen there are two munchers stacked. So I guess that was the solution.

[@funx24X7]

Congrats on losing 40 pounds, hope you hit your goal of being small enough to not get crushed by your own car on the way home from Tesco

[@JayAreAitch]

Lost 40 pounds at Tesco? That's 13 meal deals.

[@YEs69th420]

@@JayAreAitch What a steal

[@cilantromcghee3092]

The only reason he's losing weight is so that he can fit through the bars of chain chomps gate and not have to do bomb clip

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@YEs69th420 of my money

[@Applez.]

add john tesco to the enemy list

[@mo_infi8049]

He's already in lmao

[@lqu]

only ten thousand beta yyyyeeeez!?!? germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! broad bean 1995 south rim pacific northwest family BOOM BOOM back again tight whities??!:8 the atlantic ocean! sport

[@olivernoel8913]

@@lqu Poetry.

[@doublespoonco]

@@lqu sport

[@petruciosxd1374]

@@lqu THE FAMINE

[@michaelsmart7445]

Man, don't you hate when you're driving to Tesco, and your car collapses on you and crushes you to death, making you need to drive to Tesco again? Also, congrats on the weight loss!

[@Harith01x]

He probably lost all that weight by going to TESCO numerous times after his body gets crush by his car everytime.

[@azirul9311]

Why does he go back to home when he gets crushed by his car anyway?Does Dad just drive to Tesco,gets absolutely slammed by his car and then slowly crawl back home to get the keys for another car from his collection of more than 10000000 cars?

[@Vulnresati]

@@azirul9311 that's 20000000 halves of a car!

[@bup_dnq8440]

I love how he struggled to kill the boss and when he thought he found the answer he still wasn't supposed to fight boom boom that way

[@Darkking2303]

I've watched this video like over 10 times cause your videos have great replay credibility. And I just now noticed you weren't the first one to beat Tesco 😂

[@four_am]

Damn Simple really out here appealing to the UK by featuring our holy place in the video.

[@JayAreAitch]

there's something very surreal about hearing a voice you know, who clearly does not know what Tesco is, saying "Tesco" over and over again.

[@MrOofio64]

theres also the magical place of *poundland*

[@maxl3613]

J H can someone message the creator to make a new level of tesco extra or express so we can get this experience again

[@AlexanderB-vy5ys]

Tesco? Nah, our best landmark here is Aldi.

[@MrOofio64]

@@AlexanderB-vy5ys what about ASDA?

[@zachsmith8109]

There was 1 Simpleflips in this video. Simpleflips wetstreak: 1

[@jr637-1]

You never win Tetris because you can’t bomb clip

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

That sounds like a challenge to me.

[@m0hp1t32]

he is right

[@relt1554]

I like how the recent videos make it look like Simple starts out every stream by playing Tetris, losing one game, immediately giving up, and playing Mario Maker instead.

[@TypodoMCM]

Simpleflips really pulling out his inner J. Jonah Jameson: “Ludwig is a menace to the entire mushroom kingdom! I want that Koppa Kid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his shell! I want Ludwig!!!”

[@Iryanmadayana]

I was gonna say "You don't need the keys to beat the level, the koopalings drop them." But even though that is true, the time limit on the level is so short that you cannot really reasonably fight them all to get the keys. So... yeah that key room was still basically required. :L

[@HarmoniChris]

18:07 This is the single best instance yet of Simple finishing his sentence even after dying.

[@BaneOfSoku]

The dev path wasn't required. The bosses were dropping keys, they just weren't being collected since he had too many.

[@ReddFiveOhOh]

So the dev path was required to guarantee you didn’t run out of time instead?

[@gumbus3876]

Lets just agree that the person who made that level is a massive dickhead.

[@halfaheartbongobongo]

E: From the comments - course code is NX2 - 5DD - 0CG lol I think I did this guy's FIre Temple and yeah his levels are sick but the Boom Boom battles suck. Edit: Oh didn't realize you didnt find the Spirit Temple, I'll see if I can find the maker code once my Switch gets battery again. Edit 2: Nevermind not that guy - also he only has one Forest Temple (actually he has Zelda levels from other games but it's pretty rando overall)

[@rhysdog8600]

leaving this comment to get updated myself

[@Htroxdogface]

For those wondering, the new course code for the first level is: NX2 - 5DD - 0CG

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@rhysdog8600 I think I've seen people use the word "ward" for simplicity's sake. A bit faster than having to type out a sentence.

[@unreal-the-ethan]

reply to save

[@marshall_5543]

As a Brit, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of Tesco. Missing the horse burgers though

[@Metroidzard]

"If I'm jumping up against that wall and doing shots" 9:50. Loved the door skips shown after a few times through.

[@swaycatman6823]

30:42 when Jerry slams a hammer on to Tom’s big toe

[@SuperSandwich713]

28:07 that music sync tho

[@percher4824]

i just realised the white box at the beginning of the tesco stage is supposed to represent an empty fridge, and the key you pick up is the key to your car. how did i never pick up on that

[@leoa.k.a.blurryfloppa3004]

(In a british accent) "Get in lads, I'm finally at Tesco!"

[@jaycie586]

FOOKIN 'ELL BRUV, WE'VE FOINLLY MAYDE IT TO FOOKING TESCO INNIT

[@Boamere]

britain has wales and scotland in it so this is a bruh comment

[@varsiasdumpofshit2764]

Boamere There’s Tesco in Wales and Scotland

[@Boamere]

@@varsiasdumpofshit2764 Yes but a british accent isn't a thing

[@superkooper6594]

It would be more an English accent you are looking for

[@spazerdazer8421]

That's really great to hear. I was never as big but in my own weight loss I managed 60 pounds to get me under 200 and down closer to weights I want to be at. I understand not saying anything until you knew you were comitted; good on ya and keep up some irl bljs for excercise too.

[@MarvelousBilly]

I thought for a second that the title was the secret project you were working on

[@bup6340]

I thought he probably actually drove to Tesco a lot. I was surprised by what kind of shit challenge that would be, but I was intrigued to say the least.

[@TheActionAsk]

I was expecting some kind of desert bus sequel

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@TheActionAsk I did, too, tbh.

[@Cramhead43]

18:40 Wow. 104.5 is actually a radio station I listen to. Has classic rock on it. Shoutouts to PhyschicFlips.

[@900199345]

Hey simple, I just started trying to lose weight last week, I'm at 325, and I've been steady on it so far so hearing you say you're on the same path was hella exciting for me, and motivates me even more. Thanks for that man. Keep us updated!

[@bup6340]

Hey man, keep on going and you'll reach your goal eventually. Good luck on your journey!

[@colinouille2786]

Hell yeah dude!

[@HarmoniChris]

Same here. 330 and as of yesterday I've been putting a more concerted effort into exercising and eating right. It was cool to hear that Simple's doing so good!

[@bup6340]

@@HarmoniChris The first step is the most important :)

[@transorm987]

Keep it going, we believe in you!

[@thundercurrie0]

I live in the UK and when I saw 'Tesco' in the title it felt like a fever dream.

[@jpegzilla_]

this is the funniest simpleflips video I've seen in a while lol. "sorry, there's something dumb about me" and the panicked "what's my MOTIVATION??" had me rolling

[@LowellLoveMusic]

It's almost like the uncleared levels don't have check point flags. Also good on ya simple! I hope you can get to whatever weight makes you happy

[@gabebud]

Man seeing tetris at the beginning makes me wish for a tetris vid at some point

[@fattylugia]

He used to do PPT and Tetris 99 videos. Really would like to see those come back at some point, yeah.

[@gabebud]

@@fattylugia Oh yeah I forgot about those that'd be nice

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@fattylugia a KZbin video about PowerPoint must be pretty boring. Edit: I just remembered that I watched a stand up comedy set about spreadsheets.

[@wadesmith5055]

The Tesco level had its own story arch

[@girlgaming1993]

23:34 the serious "excuse me" was killer

[@jojonono2679]

Real talk, Congrats on the weight loss man! I'm proud of you!

[@schildiish]

Yeah i think so too! Really motivates me to try it again too!

[@tamtatek]

Timer wetstreak: 7 The British have now claimed Simple, it's too late.

[@317Dan]

muhahahahaha

[@Boamere]

He is not allowed to leave tesco ever again

[@azirul9311]

@Matt Voyer why are you asking this guy when they had no relation to Piplup guy

[@hinata2000100]

tfw i already bought the previous bupcube but this new one is literally everything i wanted out of the old one

[@joeurban7033]

I just started my own exercise journey to get toned/more healthy about two weeks ago. I'm not looking to get super buff or anything, but I do want to put more work into myself as a person. Congratulations on your progress and I believe in you Simple!

[@remwastaken]

"Is Tesco racism?" Dad - 2020

[@josephwarton4953]

Hell yeah Simple! Congrats on the fitness progress, I'm rooting for you to be a healthy entertainer for years to come. Keep on cunkin'

[@shoelariat]

going back to this video and hearing how you lost weight then going back to the discord to see that you're still exercising is honestly really cool

[@callumsparrow4379]

“I get a power-up there” Every little helps.

[@nathanialphillips735]

Congrats simple, keep working towards your goal

[@justpikachud]

Congrats to your milestone simple. Your viewers will love you no matter how much you weigh. Good luck. Now back to Tesco.

[@theshoover]

Just purchased a BUP cube. Gonna save it until Christmas and give it to my niece as sort of a "roll it and see what emotion you are feeling, today" or something like that.

[@Grillmaster-rj3ks]

I actually really liked a lot of the koopaling mayham level, it definitely needs work, but the mini boss fights are interesting

[@hisho2255]

12:32 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OFF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OFF MY HEAD

[@ReddKnight10]

Simple I’m really proud of your weight loss milestone! I’m trying to lose some weight too recently and it’s really hard. Love you dad

[@Chemicalex]

just as a note, there's no indicator within the title or thumbnail that this is part of uncleared levels or even mario maker at all. in fact, my initial assumption was it was mario 64 content; even within the first few seconds of the video, it's tetris, which is fine under the conditions of the title and thumbnail telling us what you're playing, but it kinda contributes to the possible confusion to the viewer. sorry this is so wordy, and every other aspect of this video and most other videos you make are perfect imo; you're seriously one of the only creators on the platform i always watch every video from. keep doing great stuff :)

[@igotcrabsyeup]

damn it i've been got, i bought a funny cube and now there's a funnier cube.

[@hancocksthaiboys4161]

Found a Simple Flips Uncleared video I've not seen before, today was a good day

[@TheFlamingWaldo]

Just so you know, this is my favorite series of yours right now. You are truly a brave soul.

[@derrijcalmcskeet1743]

Idk man, I don’t know if we’re gonna get a thyroid reveal. But, I’m holding out hope. Dad please

[@eby144]

Good job Simple on the continued weight loss! Ik at times you were camera shy and I can imagine large weight would have something to do with it but now you are doing great and seeing that lovely face of yours.

[@waffleiron3695]

I hade a terrible fever when I watched this video for the first time and the video genuinely felt like hours of Tesco it's still burned into my mind how long Simple spent going to Tesco even if it never happened.

[@jackhier3628]

We just gonna ignore this absolute legend lost 40 god damn pounds? I can barely lose 2, serious round of applause from me.

[@rud5101]

Awesome to hear your progress, brother! Keep it up! ✊

[@kittykat4480]

Congratulations on that weight loss! That’s really cool to hear how well you’ve done!

[@Davvg]

Congrats on your progress, simple!

[@johnchumas7099]

This is me when I walk into Tesco’s and there’s lots and lots of sausage rolls in the reduced section

[@JetEriksen]

There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode. Current GBJ drystreak: 9 videos

[@thedarklordofcats339]

Is this not gbj? 6:04

[@JetEriksen]

@@thedarklordofcats339 No, he can just wait the timer.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@JetEriksen well, realistically you can wait out any GBJ, though it would take a while. You'd have to wait for power to cut, something to crash, or the computer to die, but it can be done.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

Oo, there's also the great timer that is the impending heat death of the universe.

[@JetEriksen]

@@ashtonhoward5582 all of those would still force the game to restart thus still make it gbj by making you turn off and on the console.

[@shapedokkan]

0:39 one of the best merch items I have ever seen

[@gibranmartinez3484]

The pain i feel when he didn't even considered the use of bombs to fight boom boom is beyond human, especially when he still found an even smarter way to finish Boom boom. Man, im mad

[@rocko7112]

Congrats on the weight loss simple! That's super inspirational especially coming from my favorite KZbinr!

[@thunder3372]

I had an idea for the most epic rickroll ever, someone makes a new maker account thing, first makes some temple levels like that, and then one never gonna give you up music level, title it as an oot temple, upload it as the last level, so it shows up first in the list, and give the maker id to simple. No one is going to do this, but it would be epic.

[@magnumopus4592]

18:50 Big fat *L* kills Tesco customer on the parking lot, more at 11.

[@echostone4718]

got reccomended this vid and got hella hyped ab the bup cube..

[@michellehay3639]

Bup cube collectible at tesco extra now!

[@guywithaguitar8521]

Everyone talking stuff about the video, i'm just proud of simple for losing 40 pounds and talking about it. congrats man! keep up the good work.

[@IndyGibb]

I rewatch this series a lot. It helps me think. Currently I'm doing calculus, but I just want to say that whenever he does Tesco, it is great.

[@LunarChicken]

Congratulations on your weight loss dude! Well done!

[@MasterSonicKnight]

for the desert level that got deleted when u beat it: in the bossfight i'm pretty sure u were supposed to throw bombs on the munchers and then they'd bring the bomb up to hit boom boom, you just ended up finding a cheese that's much more effective but has limited attempts

[@abletodoit3051]

Grats on your weight loss success! Been on the same grind for a while now and while it gets tough sometimes, one of the things that motivates me is something you said yourself during your old Green Demon challenge vids - that when you taste that success, it rejuvenates you like nothing else can. Keep it up, Simple!

[@amwitty_]

Congrats! You look great dad!

[@SparoTheSpider]

Congrats on the weight loss Simple! We're all rooting for you.

[@AB-ep3yf]

Mr Flips I was just thinking about going to Tesco for ice cream what the hell please get out of my head lad

[@AB-ep3yf]

Does anyone know if Ben and Jerry's still make the son of a wich ice cream sandwich by the way?

[@four_am]

@@AB-ep3yf I think they had to get rid of that after the salem witch trials.

[@AB-ep3yf]

@@four_am brb I'll go check dude

[@four_am]

@@AB-ep3yf Did they have any?

[@AB-ep3yf]

@@four_am yes, they're £2 each but super good

[@geno2925]

On that last level, the weird room with all the keys and the Fire Flower WAS a "dev path" kind of thing, but it was not "required". When you beat Larry that one time, as well as when you beat Ludwig at the end, they dropped keys. I'd assume all the Koopalings in the level drop keys when defeated, which is why they're even in the level to begin with.

[@blackdot105]

Tesco huh. As someone who goes there regularly, I think this is the first time I've heard anybody talk about it online before.

[@AwkCrafty]

Literally just went this morning

[@rabidtangerine]

I thought not knowing anything about you kinda added to the vibe. Just this loud, mysterious, chaotic clown who happens to be sick at some games. Grats on the progress though.

[@colinouille2786]

clown gang

[@BigStrap]

Congratulations simpleflips!!! Keep it up.

[@JCReborn89]

Yo good for you on your weight loss SimpleFlips!

[@hunterh8276]

Congrats on the weight loss dude, I've always loved your videos and they always make me laugh. Keep up the great work.

[@ValcomDrifty]

Dude that’s the thing that won’t let my dad in because he is union and is peaceful protesting because of it Edit: nvm it’s cessco, diffent place

[@severinoaraujo5763]

Hey man, congratz about the weight loss. You are doing great :) Keep going

[@supersamshbrosmelee]

I haven't seen you in so long I was like... his face looks different. Congrats on the weight loss man, u gettin a chiseled chad jaw in no time

[@Vadamist]

Really fond of more youtube-centered content than stream highlights. Highlights are good but unless I watch the full VODs I feel like I'm missing out on some stuff. I'm aware these take more work than highlights but know that they are appreciated.

[@gamingtime9716]

dad lost weight? pog. and the dev path on the last level isn't necessarily required. the koopalings do drop keys, you just didn't pick any of them up since you can only hold as many keys as there are locked doors in the level. but with the time limit being so tight, not taking the dev path would make reaching the end before time is up really hard.

[@PurpleSunTAS]

It's actually true that Tesco employees get chucked into a pool of lava. I remember that from work experience.

[@newbornkilik]

Congrats on the weight loss my guy! Thanks for the awesome content.

[@danthetrashman]

Finally caught a simpleflips video he spent 45 mins going to tesco

[@NZSF150]

Great entertainer he is.

[@Vebesmasher]

Really loving the new desert Tesco hack

[@kenb2957]

I don't think I've laughed harder than at the dancing on the ice cream truck part.

[@Speejays]

Mario Maker 3 should show you the creator's playthrough of the level after you've completed the level yourself. Not a video file, because that'd be an insane amount of data to store, but just the inputs like the demo recordings in the original Doom.

[@peplo101]

Happy to know you're staying healthy. Love the vids:)

[@acathosh]

I absolutely love that the founder of Tesco is literally called John xD

[@acathosh]

It's half a year later, and I was just about to post the same comment re-watching this

[@deaditalianguy7353]

Let's fucking go, simple! I'm so proud of you! I believe in you and your weight loss journey! Keep up the awesome work!

[@Gam3rTwig2007]

The film Simple was talking about if you didn't know was Teen Wolf