Drizzle Those Keys In My Butt (206) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

🚂 Full/extended episode over on patreon.com/chrisdelia 🥈 Also, make sure to check out the 2nd channel: kzbin.info

[@Gsxrnoob]

Send me a shirt and I’ll join your patreon. True baby wants a bargain.

[@MissMal92]

CHRIS! Saw you in Vegas 2018 ⚠️ Xanax is incredibly hard on your nervous system (see: J. Peterson) 🥒 Don't want the shakes that make you quake... you wanna be cool as a cumbomber - like your old man! 😎 Get off the shiz, anxiety has a biological purpose. I love you, dude ✊🏼 PS. Xanax is awesome 🤷

[@pspfanWiFi]

i rock with u dude

[@don_vito7761]

Will we ever see the Ten Minuet Podcast?

[@omarmac1]

4 espresso coffe shots over ice...flexavenue. ☕

[@daremoq9338]

Thank you for doing this podcast. Since my stroke, I have lost most of my friends so I rely on these weekly gems to feel connected to something! I know it is not the same thing but it is still appreciated so much because I can't really drive or go anyplace or enjoy the things I enjoyed before, it means more than you will ever know.

[@johnmoreno4952]

The cult is with you

[@B1055BH]

We’re all your friends

[@09rmc]

If u lost friends because u had a stroke,they were never your friends dude! Hope u are ok

[@ckyleu]

We're all friends in the comments

[@JamisonGallagher]

Lucky for you, stroke victims are welcomed at the log cabin.

[@Miceas]

One of the only podcasts that makes me laugh out loud watching it completely alone... Freaking genius.

[@paomichel29]

That's not Mark Ruffalo's son hahahahahaha! He is the actor, Noah Centineo.

[@EntiretyPC]

These podcasts are my therapy sessions. Love the deep & honest chats as much as the rest of it (:

[@IndianaJones44]

Sometimes it’s just about showin up Chris. Proud of you.

[@TheManimal11]

You okay?

[@IndianaJones44]

@@TheManimal11 no

[@righteousred723]

"Showing up is half the battle"

[@bluetick2529]

You don’t him bro

[@IndianaJones44]

@@bluetick2529 Yeah, I don’t him.

[@youngorangee]

Chris been his funniest ever lately, got me cracking up

[@SlampthChompth]

I agree, his recent stuff post comeback is definitely prime Delia.

[@DegenCash]

Or not. Cringe

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

❤️

[@BenDover-mo7qe]

Chris Rips

[@Lebowski77MLG]

My daughter is a month younger than your son and that feeling of happiness of a new milestone or skill is probably the best feeling as a dad. Being a father rips.

[@bmthornell]

Wait till she’s 4-6 and you realize how much she watches and listens to you. You’ll have a moment where you go “OOOOHHHHHH she’s acting like meee, OOOOOHHHHHHH shit!” It Rips indeed my friend. Be a good example.

[@raprometheus3051]

Nah! Being a father in 2021 is for selfish losers!! 🤣

[@JustMyKnife]

Come on man I love this podcast chirs is brilliant. And I ain't gonna leave like other guy did lol .....but for sure the dotting dad thing is to much sometimes. Just being real eh

[@mikeg3950]

So many people suffering from mental health issues nowadays myself included. I love hearing about how you feel like you said you were sad. It’s helping us out very time you do it makes us feel not alone or less crazy.

[@sethrobinson28]

We’re all just rockin w each other

[@jayglamx3]

"As I'm sitting across from the dude HE WALKS IN ALSO" MY FUCKING STOMACH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pepps1943]

The Condensation podcast with Chris Delia is my favorite

[@MrStylesC]

Just listened to Doodie News again

[@MrStylesC]

Eeeee’eh. Thought you were naming an episode, looked for “condensation” episode

[@SilencedLamb69]

It's called contemplations

[@lisabutler4457]

Team Conflabulations ova he-yuh 🙌🏼

[@frikynikkid]

Youre wrong, The Collaboration with Chris Delia is my favorite 🤩

[@aviationcompilation455]

Im crying right now from when you said "long fly ball, oops, tweeted my eye"

[@leacristina821]

You can tell this man really loves his kid by that face at 7:23 while he’s talking about him. It’s a nice thing to see ❤️🥰

[@JustMyKnife]

Yeah the rest of us loath our children... Rage levels are rising in here

[@kristinabevis1633]

"And I'm not even a water snob" lmfao!!

[@sweatygoats96]

Just got done watching episode 205 and was like "damn, I wish there was another one to watch" and BAMM 206! Life Rips!

[@kbkfootballification]

YyyyyyyES!

[@frikynikkid]

*Renner soundbite* 🔊🗣🗣

[@sweatygoats96]

@@frikynikkid how many Renner sound bites do you want in your pasta? The answer is, there’s never to many!

[@frikynikkid]

@@sweatygoats96 5 maybe idk but idc

[@jumoliz]

Yessss life rips

[@ColorfulMindedGoat]

5:25 To me life's rippin' for almost 4 years, so I am here for almost all the silly goose time and loved every second of it, saved me a great deal of mental health in quarantine❤The greatest

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Word up!

[@thedude6655]

How bitch is it when someone fires on only some of the syllables?!?

[@AyoubYounssi]

Chris it's so bitch to post a comment from your second channel here hahaha

[@patinthechat6452]

Response down!

[@2704balu]

Keeping my eyes closed. We're moving up 🌝

[@LeeWaite]

Word up? Are you ummmm 90 years old? Oldest young guy ever

[@scollosketches9312]

Bro ur baseball announcer impression is spot on🤣 u can really be a baseball announcer if all else fails lmaoo

[@MexicanMartialArts]

Renounced Mormonism in like 10 seconds.

[@nikomag21]

What are you doing here in the log cabin?

[@LeeWaite]

Nice to see you in the Cabin again master

[@MexicanMartialArts]

@@nikomag21 Es cold out. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@J2thaAMES1]

I will follow your renounciation ese-sensei.

[@wolfkoolaid722]

Below the Beanie needs to come back for...I don't know, just do it please.

[@giri.goyo_yt]

"I bin drizzlin that kitty litter outta my butt for weeks now he fucked me good." Thank you for being that vulnerable dad comedian who has a sense of humor and reality that made me laugh so loud in the car on the way home that I scared myself

[@jacobbflexin]

S’Perfect timing for m’lunch break!!

[@laurenp1922]

Yes!!

[@Snk13_ty]

nailed it

[@joshualopez8650]

fuuuck yea lol

[@austinjrb]

"Ratings don't go down, they just keep happening". That's actually s'profound

[@maverickd6214]

One of the weirdest/greatest titles to a Conflagulations episode

[@Mellowbus]

I had to pause this during the whole vin scully bit. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Chris as a coach would be the coach who talks $#!+ non stop and when the athlete becomes famous says "you're there because of me, I always knew you could make it"

[@nicolearredondo5684]

Thats my dad

[@codyfrye9030]

ANNNNNNNNND POST!

[@benshackelford7742]

I always read the title of the podcast and have to wonder how you’re gunna get to the point that saying “drizzle those keys in my butt” makes sense but god damn I’m crying laughing

[@LeeWaite]

Have enough Xanny and you'll "dream" of Bill Cosby it's a a common one

[@Jessicarhv]

Ayyyy the “That ain’t no problem” 😂😂🔥🔥 missed that one

[@elizaday1]

42:00 the Paula Deen bit! Lol 😂

[@Beautiful_soul999]

@Cap Archer I did too!!! 😂 😂

[@sheikahSensei]

I personally love seeing you as a dad, it's both funny and heart warming. It really makes my day to hear you talk about your family and see your Instagram stories. You do you boo boo! We love you regardless.

[@davidsandstrom5781]

As a Mormon, I freaking appreciate your shout out

[@arjunjacob1505]

Haha I like how you said freaking

[@davidsandstrom5781]

@@arjunjacob1505 Just making friends in the comments, ma'boi

[@bmthornell]

Everybody knows your name should be Sandstorm. Change it

[@deterous25]

“Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” lol just making friends in the comments too

[@michaeledwards7794]

@Chris D'Elia I think you need to make a reality show for garbage trucks...best dad ever.

[@danielg4482]

my mans a walking billboard and im all here for it dude

[@danielg4482]

like this shit up by the way

[@PHATT_TV]

“Nothing’s stronger than family” 🤣🤣

[@patrickloftus5004]

D'Elia knows the most about sports among people who don't watch sports. He'll be like yeah I don't watch sports, but remember Julio Lugo?

[@jayj3000]

Or baseballiest names like Wade Boggs

[@allanrubalcava4872]

We need more people like Chris d lea in this world .

[@miahwinston2936]

Absolutely love you ! The pod is amazing and you on stage? S-electrifying. You're LITERALLY Johnny-Keeps-It-Funny

[@benjaminbramlitt2557]

“Hold on guys gotta change I’m too hot” *comes back in the same merch in a diff color way just so he can plug his merch again*

[@amarbirkumar]

Now that statement was bold.

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

Hey Chris, you know what it's time for? Part III of an episode of you and your BROTHER..PEACE

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

Part 3* all good, but change it

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

@@Kevin-ne5yq iii ✔ 👍

[@gamerjamson]

Apparently Matt has gone walk about, no podcast since mid June.

[@whenwasthat]

Good to see Chris back being Chris.

[@haydenwainwright5849]

New episode of Conflagrations let’s go!!!

[@AdlejandroP]

Where!!??

[@andreasdjamas9808]

You look like Stanley Lettuce

[@mytandasouder4485]

Flagrant 2 bb

[@av5957]

I love Bomblajulations ❤️

[@glefort]

28:35 Hey guy! Untuck your shirt!! 😂😂😂

[@cherokeethomas8656]

Yo Chris thanks for making this podcast even tho you were feeling sad and not up to it. You are the highlight of my week and while u easily coulda been like fuck the podcast for today you didnt. Youre there for us. Sending you healing light and love always.

[@adrianaborek6367]

your mom saying BYE had me dead lol

[@thebeastlybaker]

Can we please get “Sorry strong guys🤷🏼‍♂️” merch please

[@thebeastlybaker]

And I said “please” twice EEEYESSSSS dude

[@MolesPerLiter]

Chris D’Elia is the kind of guy who could do a life sentence and never get bored.

[@richieliberio1752]

Ah jeez just tripped over my shoe lace and brushed up against that like button

[@franklingomez5311]

Chris' impressions are highly underrated

[@kienanhampton2874]

Hey Chris I’m just curious do you ever keep in contact with will and Bryan?

[@Haidderispro]

Bro I think about this a lot, they were planning a return on tmp, it’s sad it probably won’t happen anymore

[@zachrat9083]

I mean they are both technically cancelled. Pretty much anyone who is white is in the crosshairs of cancel culture. I am sure things will split and all the cancelled people will form their own shit :D

[@n8strength]

@@zachrat9083 Bryan’s touring, multiple podcasts

[@carlosdiazsepulveda4263]

@@zachrat9083 2 cancels cancels the cancel. u know what i mean?

[@zachrat9083]

@@n8strength Yeah and a lot of other cancelled entertainers are too. What I mean is that he will not be able to partake in mainstream things. TFAK was one of them. Definitely wont be in any movies either. Everyone just wants to save face.

[@BWFCLVAREY]

We ain’t going nowhere motherflinker, don’t matter how you’re feeling we’ll be watching

[@davidoutdoors8505]

New episode of constipation! Been waiting so long for this to come out

[@jayj3000]

Why were you waiting so long, they drop every Wednesday morning

[@katrina1337]

WATER IS NOT WATER. Spring water for life.

[@vicchecksitout9537]

Thanks for making my day again dude

[@metalheaedmartin07]

Hey Chris, I don’t like how you call yourself piss poor and that we just watch anything. I for one don’t watch just anything. I love watching and listening to you because you bring laughter and joy into my life. You also make me feel like I’m not alone when it comes to a lot of the stupidity you crack at in this world. When I’ve felt alone and couldn’t connect with the people around me, you were there when I needed it! You have a fan for life with me!

[@tyhavlichek3448]

Gotta have that "Sorry Strong Guys" merch next

[@Sedona_FD3S]

I’m so glad you’re back

[@omarmac1]

Welcome to conbabulations. 💙

[@JesusDrankWine]

This was one of my favorite podcasts

[@brianeharmonjr]

The Scully/Diesel crossover is hilarious

[@Gutlard]

Calvin's a tall drink of water, and already saying "I'm dadda. No, no no, I'm dadda."

[@zombierobotsheep]

I don't open my eyes until I'm at work.

[@lisaviens1254]

Go Chris, great Dad stories.

[@bolognafingers6522]

The Vin Scully bit gets me every time

[@cb2667]

ready for this holy ghost hoedown

[@MaximillzKing]

Noah Centineo is not Mark Ruffalo's son lol

[@abbymiddleton2977]

Lmao I immediately laughed when it was Noah

[@drivewaystar6485]

Holy shit dude. Vin Diescully crossover is gold

[@joshuamorales909]

"Hey dudee, untuck your shirt!"

[@brittany.anne9352]

We love all 50 shades of Chris

[@sir_squonks_alot_castro4438]

I’m here to boost engagement

[@brianmusic1901]

Vin bits are killer . Next segment Vin Scully host Paula , fuck’in or cook’in

[@creteoxford203]

"Les't we forget!" 😆 🤣 😂

[@danielkress5183]

Thank you sir

[@jacobtb1]

the twin thing had me dying of laughter

[@sean78745]

Hey, what's up. I'm from Kentucky. Where's everybody else from?

[@hillybay8618]

Scotland Glasgow. Taking the cabin world wide 🙌🏻

[@sean78745]

@@hillybay8618 fuck that show the walking dead, wanna be friends?

[@toxicbreez4277]

Owensboro

[@hillybay8618]

@@sean78745 I hate it but still watch it cus am committed. “Hell yes”

[@Rawgz]

BRO LMFAO FOR A SECOND IM LIKE AM I WATCHING A FUCKIN' BASEBALL GAME RN DUDE?!

[@dawokboisgabaguys2324]

Making friends in the comments section hell yeah!!! Also this episode was renneriffic and I loved it for that! You can never have enough renner just call it the take me out podcast lmao

[@get_into_it9142]

Anybody else sing along with the Jeremy Renner sound every damn time?

[@traciedaughertyrdh629]

Yes! Every time! Lol!

[@zforbes839]

When he threw Dasani and Aquafina on the screen and said they were the worst i literally experienced a whole new level of rage

[@bryanxjames1215]

They are tho… they have a very NON water after taste.

[@VanGoHAF]

Dasani dries your mouth aquafina is delicious water

[@Matty8x8]

S’yer opinión.

[@MSUParker]

Dasani is gross

[@lorenheckard5146]

Like what you like, but don't buy Arrowhead. It's owned by Nestlé.

[@joshowen4370]

Moms are the best.

[@Evilwombat]

I may not open my eyes when I wake up - but my ass sure does. It's like I only breathe in when I sleep and it all comes out through my ass when I wake up.

[@kylethem9969]

This needs to be the top comment

[@charleygnarly1182]

Hey Delia you are the man. I'm recovering from a nightmare divorce and alcohol addiction.. rebuilding my life in Alaska from scratch, all I got left are my snowboards. Which is rad cause the terrain out here is unbelievable. Trying to keep a sense of humor about the whole situation.. It hasn't been easy. Your podcast is a part of my recovery process and I'm stoked every time you upload. Fucking stoked. Keep it coming.. you inspire me too.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I wanna say thank you for talking about "not always being on" I was just wondering the other day why I always feel like I have to entertain ppl. And you hit the nail on the head!

[@leahhough282]

Love when you talk about your feelings ,and your son and wifey. Its real life , real shit. Something i can actually connect with. Yeah the laughs are fun, but depth is cool too.

[@TheFelice65]

23:54 Keen Ruffalo looks exactly like Noah Centineo

[@PretENDOgolf]

That fucking sweater BANGS!

[@habowtat3576]

Dude, you freaked me out. How do your eyes NOT open automatically when you wake up?! I feel like that IS waking up, it just happens and isn't something I can control as far as I know. I'm going to investigate.

[@jfreezypoker]

Bro, the Paula Dean bit. 🤣 Fuck!

[@lodevlo010]

finally! finally! another person that thinks twins are weird! finally!!!!

[@DerekRobertsonSomerville]

I’m a twin and we are definitely a weird fuckin breed 😂

[@marysue3164]

Hahaha my sister just had twins 2 days ago. I'm going to send her this 😂

[@bradleecaldwell618]

“Didn’t even take A whole Zanzabar” that shit bro!!!!!!! 👏🤣

[@brittanynordeen1518]

Anyone wanna make friends in the comments?! 🙋‍♀️

[@khalylatheville4814]

I do

[@itsmethefrankie1051]

I’ve been watching every episode since 70 something and I really appreciate the effort you’re making to connect with your supporters. As cathartic as it is for you to be relieved of the trappings of fame and social status it’s just as cathartic for me to listen to a dude who despite His hardship makes a genuine effort to make people feel good. I feel happy and got jokes after I watch the pod. Thanks!

[@olpoppacam3732]

When I wake up I need to give my eyes time to adjust because.... M'futures too bright.

[@nicknogueira7424]

You killed it this episode brother

[@kbkfootballification]

Been rockn with ya since the begninging

[@wallacerivers2241]

Chris will make me fuck up the phrase “ firing on all cylinders one day”.

[@joshuahood754]

“Nothing is stronger than famuly “. Vince Culley

[@CocktailsNConvo]

I'm so glad that this podcast is back up. Totally understand why Chris decided to take a year off, but I'm glad he's back. Thank you! :)

[@chrisstamy9920]

Can you make a "Go medium and sometimes stay out" t-shirt?

[@stephanieeppes8437]

That damn Paula dean bit 😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

[@brandonwilson9614]

I keep my eyes closed for a while when waking up as well. Good to see I’m not the only one 😂