😂😂😂😂 I love that Chris's anger is out of control and totally in control at the same time.
@Mr.Opinion2 жыл бұрын
some bruce banner shit
@publicoutlaw17312 жыл бұрын
@@BamBam-7-7-7 then you should probably stop
@nathanwho138411 ай бұрын
Johnny learns a lot
@chrish211211 ай бұрын
He has control of his uncontrollable rage. I'm actually kind of impressed. 😂
@borisp41772 жыл бұрын
As a blind guy with no eyeballs and no food, your life is harder than mine.
@4IndieForever2 жыл бұрын
there it is.
@mexicofly2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joegrzesiek15272 жыл бұрын
But you typed this….
@John_B.2 жыл бұрын
“47 pieces of air” lmao this whole story was gold
@evonne315 Жыл бұрын
That had me 😆
@colt45052 жыл бұрын
3:00 I died. I fucking love how he expresses his anger with a celebratory, "EEE-YES!" Fuckin' dying, dude. So glad this man has made a comeback.
@the1der2 жыл бұрын
06:24 nikka Chris reminds me of Jack Nicholson Joker in the OG Batman. The eyebrows bro comedy
@robertflood30072 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen someone sit so still 😂 6:15 Then it’s gold through 6:55 with the anger bags🤣🤣🤣 Honorable mention for the mayor of fuckedville line 😂 “they voted you in” 🤣
@dylancunard88242 жыл бұрын
“What do I do with 2 carry-ons of anger?”😂😂😂
@jeffhearn36582 жыл бұрын
For those that missed this from the podcast, do yourself a favour and watch the whole episode- it’s pure gold. #237
@Serpent9472 жыл бұрын
“But what do I do with all this anger?” 😭😭😭😭
@Hustlersmakeit2 жыл бұрын
Damn I laughed so hard I almost crashed… his lil stutter breath… “that’s cool but what do I do with all this anger.” 😂😂😂
@metaversal2 жыл бұрын
to lessen your anger just quietly say to yourself - "chocolate croissaaaannnts."
@greenytaddict2 жыл бұрын
😂
@karissakline67652 жыл бұрын
I read it in the voice 😂😂
@overgrowngreens29002 жыл бұрын
You want 2.. that’s nice. Now you have your bologna fingers on it…
@evonne315 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@furiousdb2 жыл бұрын
Chris, you are the greatest ever bro. (The day is fucked already) Your 10-second stare at the camera was all we needed to see.
@visheshtiwari10422 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@TheThirdErnest2 жыл бұрын
THE BOY NEEDS HIS SLEEP BRO.
@alexbiale2 жыл бұрын
Hands down, the best rant of all time.
@wolvesetc2 жыл бұрын
? Are you … ?
@stephanieeppes84372 жыл бұрын
The tears in my eyes from laughing so damn hard …..😂😩😭😂😩😩😩I keep coming back to this clip
@thehorizontries47592 жыл бұрын
This one is amazing. One of the best anger stories yet
@GeorgeFN2 жыл бұрын
I can so relate to this. When we're late going out for breakfast (because of her) and then she goes "shall we just skip breakfast and go for lunch?"... PISSED!
@JeepTJay62 жыл бұрын
This may in fact be the most relatable story ever told 😂
@ElN1N072 жыл бұрын
the silence at 6:16 is hilarious...hit too close to home hahah
@phantomking6119 күн бұрын
Yo the way Chris explains this story I’m 100% on his side lol I’m furious too 😭😭. Makes you wonder
@TVSSC21Ай бұрын
The breathe of anger at 6:22 kills me 🤣
@Kevin_EndStepMTG2 жыл бұрын
I Thought "What do I do with all this anger" was the bomb. But the PSI= Pieces of Air killed me
@josephcredendino28992 жыл бұрын
Chris you are hands down the funniest dude alive
@gabrielsilvas95282 жыл бұрын
I knew this was going to be a perfect clip right after a big smoke sesh lmfaoo!! Ahhh yessss doood. 😂😂
@issacpearson47492 жыл бұрын
9:39 is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 🤣🤣
@4IndieForever2 жыл бұрын
damn this was a masterclass in storytelling. Fucking funny man!
@Chris-P2 жыл бұрын
"What do I do, with more than 2 carry on's of anger"?? 😆
@zacharyhebert32932 жыл бұрын
In summary; Everyday problems permeate socioeconomic tiers.
@IJRLVАй бұрын
“But what do i do with all this anger” lol
@hannanaber17702 жыл бұрын
Never empathized with someone’s energy so fuckin hard. Life Rips 💀, love you Chris!
@mikedoyle68492 жыл бұрын
I’m deleting my meditation app and listening to this clip every morning before I start my day.
@delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo she even got me mad
@jeremyk54142 жыл бұрын
There is no worse self inflicted stress than building a house 🤦🏻♂️ absolutely nothing goes to plan or schedule it’s s‘stressful
@c1audius2 жыл бұрын
The house that anger built 🤣
@sammata19052 жыл бұрын
i had to watch the video after hearing the audio earlier. That architect/no coffee/flat tire storey ripped. That silence when you found out the meeting was on the wrong day...made my day.
@jhhd442 жыл бұрын
Chris in 60fps is just that little bit extra frantic and I love it lol. Also surprised you dont have a coffee press for crunch time.
@PatriotsOfWash2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how similar your wife sounds to mine. No matter what we do in life, she makes us late every single time, 110% of the time.
@Joshaaayy232 жыл бұрын
This is probably a majority of ladies dude lol mine does the same lol
@ManOfAKind2 жыл бұрын
Lol, women… right 😨
@SurahOnline2 жыл бұрын
*”I GOT EYEBALLS!!!!!”* - Chris Delia
@jordandaniel7142 жыл бұрын
The coffee sound got me lolol
@brucekai74622 жыл бұрын
I’m CRYING with laughter… holy fuck. “Ehhhh yes duuude” has to be my favorite thing EVER. fucking dead with belly aches from laughing.
@PatriotsOfWash2 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time
@thedude69062 жыл бұрын
Seeing those eye brows detail your facial expressions above those sun glasses just adds to the story.
@MrCpittman12 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@vitocorleone14622 жыл бұрын
You have to lead Chris, you know the date, you organise when to get up, know how to change a tire. Damn you should’ve gone to alpha con 😂
@rickjamesand812 жыл бұрын
Checking anger bags and paying extra, everyday!!!!
@shootie57642 жыл бұрын
I feel like you could have avoided that if you would’ve said “you take a shower first” then rolled over and went back to sleep.
@aroundtheweb_2 жыл бұрын
But what do I do with all this anger 😂😂
@joshp98042 жыл бұрын
Those touché moments are like birthdays every time.
@ryanmorrissette272 жыл бұрын
This whole section of the podcast and me during 😂😂
@CoachHeyward2 жыл бұрын
“We hit a POPhole I meant a POThole not a POPhole, that’s not what it is.” Oh-HOH! IT IS NOW!!
@wateractivatedmakeup2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 the pause to acknowledge the anger level
@pedrobrocato19822 жыл бұрын
I have just returned from the dead to comment that I died fucking laughing 😂 when he says “ Babe the meeting is next Wednesday “ Eeeyyesss Dude!!!!
@luh_eerie Жыл бұрын
dude when she said I guess we can get coffee now I would have lost it in the best way
@Hidesinmud2 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole podcast and still watched this clip! Yasss!!! Because I love Chris Yasss dude!
@rayrivera69522 жыл бұрын
Oh shit!!!! Far right Chris is coming out! After I heard next Wednesday, my face started to twitch lol
@ajaeflint26322 жыл бұрын
I was having a fucked day like this and this video turned that into a manic laughing frenzy fucking thank you chris d’elia
@atomiswave22 жыл бұрын
"The fans you ride with me and you ride hard" true.
@user-ji8xl9zz3o2 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to watch this funny video …. and to also see you wearing my sunglasses that I bought two years ago that are still in style. YES!
@duke31962 жыл бұрын
Greatest 10 minutes in the history of comedy
@samramage89462 жыл бұрын
Change your own tyre, baby (referring to a state of infancy, not an affectionate term for media-consuming paychecks)
@Chadkid142 жыл бұрын
Great one
@thomasbender20202 жыл бұрын
Hahah "but its all good cuz im still chillin in bloody guts" -chris
@vnthony24392 жыл бұрын
Gotta give him props for how he deals with shit *Johnny rolls with the punches*
@theerickstone2 жыл бұрын
“But what do I do with all this anger?” I had to pull my car over because I couldn’t see through the tears.
@czrthegreat2 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else think of Paulie Shore when he goes "aahyesss duuude!"
@AGfrom832 жыл бұрын
".... Incredible you're not ready."
@LosDefinit2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO this was the most relatable yet unrelatable shit ever
@adamhousenga73242 жыл бұрын
Callen needs to rough this guy up a bit
@stickyone112 жыл бұрын
srsly Chris too L.A now fr....take this man elk hunting lmfao
@vcam33312 жыл бұрын
This video deserves 1 million views
@tolpot2 жыл бұрын
Lol …the Guys Friggin Funny
@christinagiammona68502 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite anger rant EVER! 🤬😘
@brasondenton4012 жыл бұрын
Hey man, just because you have money doesn't disqualify you from having difficulties in life. Its not about the money, it's about learning from the hard times and growing as a person. We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we have.
@zachboggs13002 жыл бұрын
Came to the realization that fuckin Chris is my favorite fucking comedian holy shit he has me dead every single time I watch his content ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😭😭😭
@mustyqizzle23812 ай бұрын
Bobby Lee, Santino, and Chris D'Elia would be the perfect triad of comedy. My math is flawless.
@20th_century_Ghost2 жыл бұрын
"What do I do with all this anger?" Should be on a T-shirt.
@dustinM6132 жыл бұрын
Lol have a great day Chris.... life is funny sometimes ... finite vs infinite
@Smellydoug2 жыл бұрын
Man, I love these.
@mariomazziotti21512 жыл бұрын
Long pause…..but what do I do with alll this anger??? 😂😂😂😂😂
@BaDaBing1a2bАй бұрын
5:22 why is the most sunward facing pane of glass not tinted??
@pandorepewpew61342 жыл бұрын
This bit made me laugh more than any other of @chrisdelia 's . I had such a life ripping experience for the whole time ! Maybe because everyone went through this at least once but Chris puts the funniest words and attitude on it. Being himself, hence flipping funny as s#¥t
@cayleweldon50212 жыл бұрын
When he hits the whole “the meeting is next week” I thought he was about to kill someone
@BallJuiceOfZeus2 жыл бұрын
Sorry you were inconvenienced. I delivered 94 cabinets into a house on my back today...
@violetedge832 жыл бұрын
Breathe my guy. Just a couple of deep breaths. Everything is gonna alright
@Ecstract2 жыл бұрын
Define alright
@natehantz85702 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeverything is gonna alright 😌
@benb36842 жыл бұрын
I felt this story in my loins
@MrStevenFlores282 жыл бұрын
This shit had me laughing almost as much as the classic racist Starbucks skit
@PeterYost Жыл бұрын
Oh really dude??? Inside sunglasses guy....love ya.
@delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын
Johnny learns a lot.
@stephencowley85852 жыл бұрын
You can leave those bags at the curb. You already know there full of shit you don't need and you can get new ones full of useful items. Keep being you brotha.
@erinellen39552 жыл бұрын
Chris... You're in for a lifetime of this shit.
@ebagmaiyup74362 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on the car. It sounds dope
@yanezmedia6911 ай бұрын
"I've been to a lot of therapy and Johnny Learnsalot"
@thunder674212 күн бұрын
If you knew what time you had to be up the next day, why can't you just set your coffee maker to make you coffee when you get up, like a normal human?!? 😂😂😂
@crizzydime2 жыл бұрын
I've blown so many low profile run flats that I don't even bother putting them on my car anymore. Those tires are like paper
@Frankpizzaa2 жыл бұрын
This really reminds me of Chris’ good friend Johnny Coolsitdown
@thehorizontries47592 жыл бұрын
6:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zacharyhebert32932 жыл бұрын
Family chris is so much more relatable. Gold. Feel my feels
@publicoutlaw17312 жыл бұрын
@@BamBam-7-7-7 *you’re. And you’re projecting
@bransonquintenz40522 жыл бұрын
KZbin shows me ads for luxury vehicles under all your videos now. so... Congratulations.
@goriaakash2 жыл бұрын
Johnny learns alot 👌
@beautocher26962 жыл бұрын
Chris all the cash really didn’t think to just use his ballen ass RUN FLAT TIRES like man it’s literally in the name
@johnnymac20012 жыл бұрын
6:17 cut... Lol
@nancyjones6780 Жыл бұрын
2 words for you: Chocolate Croissants ❤
@cryptoisthewaytogo2 жыл бұрын
next weekend lol well i guess you have time to get your coffee now