dropping coffee beans on the floor for your asmr, relaxation, and sleep. i hope you enjoy! - E.R. ü

[@mythiccarrot8523]

SCP-###### creates coffee beans with a chance of other objects. This could be disasterous since there is a possiblity for the generation of a primed hand grenade, or even thermonuclear warhead. the object has been moved to the middle of the atlantic ocean to avoid damages to civilian or foundation property/personel. The cover story of a neighboring country's nuclear testing has been put in place. A single camera streaming to a monitor at an underwater site watches the productions of the object. Occasional sweeping handled by on site D-class. [The effects of consumption of the beans are as of yet un-tested and frankly, none of the D-class or research team are willing to. I dont blame them -Dr. Simmons]

[@PrehistoricProductionsOG]

good information.

[@Barnakel]

With a chance of other objects? Is that a cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference XD

[@josheaton-uf6mc]

Hello Dr Simmons. I’ll be taking research of this object after last week’s incident. A task force is being sent to Site-48-C for immediate transportation of the object. Thank your research.

[@GreatWallChinaMan]

SCP-C0FF33 is a non hostile SCP. It poses no real threat of any kind to any living creature or objects. In fact, it's only odd trait is that it drops coffee beans on the floor at a slow but oddly relaxing pace. It seems to do this more frequently around those very stressed or showing signs of exhaustion. Those who've reported being somewhat hypnotized by the creature, have woken up more refreshed than ever. So refreshed, they didn't need coffee to get their day started.

[@GreatWallChinaMan]

No consistent report of what SCP-C0FF33 looks like. Just that they know it is neae when they hear coffee beans dropping onto their carpet. The creature in reported areas does not seem to require sustenance. In fact, the only thing that is missing in anyone's homes is a bag of coffee beans. The creature should not be engaged with as it is very nervous but extremely fast creature. You are to call your local SCP agent, and we will secure the creature as soon as possible. Be aware. Be present.

[@HPNings]

You're laughing. This man is losing his precious coffee beans and you're laughing.

[@rockydelone3042]

Anybody else laughing at the random cheese puff?

[@Snakeeatinfasnakee]

OMG I JUST NOTICED IT

[@truck_dude]

Whos laughing?

[@briiiittany]

Hope it’s not the elephant poop coffee.

[@glitterh0lic754]

How bout another bean, Murray ?

[@solidskullz5736]

The fact that I find dropping beans on the floor relaxing means that I may have gone just as insane as rift has

[@pandaquest994]

you can't get more insane then him

[@DarkusZarvix]

@@pandaquest994 He's the tour guide to our ride towards insanity!

[@nayreel3529]

Or maybe he is just that good at ASMR

[@BerrysNation]

I am not sure about that. Check the description

[@triggerhxppy]

​@@DarkusZarvixits canon pretty much if you consider hes into lovecraft. Basically the heath ledger of lovecraft inspired asmr rp

[@triir2750]

Used to work in a coffee roasting company. This reminds me of the time I messed up the manual delivery and spilled 30kg of beans on the floor.

[@hanasdrafts]

😭

[@butteredbeans1932]

I would cry omggg

[@TimelapseMotion-e3y]

30 pounds of coffee

[@travisbennett3332]

1:01 very philosophical, very thought provoking

[@crownclowncreations]

Non-coffee beans dropped on the floor: - a Cheeto - a googly eye - a button - rubber chicken head - my dignity - a small cube of something (wood? sugar?)

[@bottomtext7177]

Timestamps now

[@theplayer_]

​@@annoyingkid48bro I think you might need to go for a eye test...

[@MYSTERl0]

Bro where’s the dignity

[@Eald_Englisc_beon_micel]

1:02 3:23 6:02 10:47 11:00 13:18 Respectively

[@areyasquiddinme]

​@@MYSTERl0up my ass

[@jpfootballs]

0:30 "sir, a second bean has hit the carpet."

[@birbfactss]

Why

[@Dimsummmmm]

9/11?

[@Mousyy]

@@birbfactss I mean, he's not exactly wrong, is he?

[@birbfactss]

@@Mousyy wish he was wrong (evil arc)

[@Austriaisthebest_]

Call the café-house mothers

[@franciscomanzotorres9216]

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[@TheReapification]

Sheer fucking will

[@NoelleandMakenzie]

Thank you for your time! ❤

[@Mgsswtmice]

Bro spilled the beans

[@kamperonipizza]

thank u for ur service 🫡

[@strawberrypanic7609]

are you acoustic

[@paytonmagana8674]

No lie this is actually one of the most relaxing minimalistic things I’ve ever seen on this channel I like it a lot

[@DarkusZarvix]

Those timestamps in the video description help so much! Thank you immensely! "Dropping coffee beans on the floor" was the best one for me! :)

[@indie_rockstar]

48:32 thank you for adding the part where you drop a coffee bean!

[@JoshuaHallbeck]

the timestamps in the description really helped me with this one ER, i appreciate it!

[@AnonBloggerCom]

That took me back to The Shining... "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..."

[@dannyafranmond9116]

Yeah but he forgot to add the cheeto drop

[@pupusukka]

I didn't even notice oh my god 😂

[@galaksina]

"No no honey, you don't understand. Its for a video - I can't sweep the floor -now-"

[@hannahgclowe]

Phahhahahahha xd

[@Eald_Englisc_beon_micel]

For anyone wondering here are timestamps for non-coffee bean items: Cheeto: 1:02 Googly eye: 3:23 Button: 6:02 Chicken head: 10:47 Small cube of an unidentifiable substance: 13:18

[@tysonfriend8789]

cheatcode

[@populotis1336]

fr haha

[@marieIIy]

That “cube” is a rock.

[@Bri_Jade_09]

Why was that cheeto so heavy sounding😭😭

[@Eald_Englisc_beon_micel]

@@marieIIy are we sure? It looks surprisingly like a cube of brown sugar or wood

[@Poroner]

1:35 trickshot

[@itsthegrey_]

1:03 that coffee bean seems really odd but alas I mustn’t question it 🙂‍↕️

[@j.banegaming1778]

Bro really spilled the beans. Very slowly even.

[@bk31107]

Hey Paul. I've been a viewer for a while, since I was beginning middle school. In a few months, I will be graduating high school. I just wanted to say thanks for creating videos. Your content has helped me through many study sessions, sleepless nights, and schoolwork. I plan to keep watching even when I am in college. Here's to the next few years. 🥂

[@brucelsprout]

First bean: oh hell yeah. Second bean: interesting callback, i like this.

[@Bukkataro]

I saw the comment on the last video of someone saying they'd watch an hour of just this, but I didn't think you'd actually go and make it lmao

[@tannerkim_]

No way you did this for an actual hour. Legendary

[@Caprese1.0]

There is something spiritual about this

[@miquigamer0506]

Insanity taken to a whole new flavor for one hour. This is... Concerning and at the same time oddly satisfying.

[@ConnerHarrington-wh2bi]

I used to find his videos quite concerning but now I’m just used to it cause didn’t he do door asmr for like 4 hours?

[@KenisHIM]

2:42 my favorite part

[@iridescentcheese]

bro just put a random time stamp cuz there ain nothin dropping im crying hhHAHHAHAHA😭😭

[@KenisHIM]

@@iridescentcheese I honestly just wanted to type as fast as possible

[@Jadee95]

He has done it again This is peak ASMR

[@AdezuDevil]

Highlights so far: the cheeto, the googly eye, the video description

[@KenisHIM]

Please keep editing this if you see more highlights, I love these highlights already

[@PolarisProbably22]

10:41 the chicken head was exhilarating

[@AdezuDevil]

​@@PolarisProbably22 is it just me or does it have "to Margaret" written on it??

[@toadygame47]

Amazing Video. There’s no doubting that Father Rift has gone senile, but also this man has a brain so genius that us mortals cannot understand. This is the last thing I think about when I think of ASMR but it’s so relaxing. Thank you for blessing us with your dirty bean prayer Father Rift.

[@toadygame47]

DONT TURN ON SUBTITLES

[@ElHombreDePollo]

@@toadygame47too fuckin late! [dropping coffee beans on the floor]

[@toadygame47]

@@ElHombreDePollo noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@imalwaysstickingwithvirgos7241]

I love this person's effort of dropping coffee beans on the floor

[@ryanskyrme4664]

Wow, 9 minutes, this is the earliest I've ever been to one of Uncle Es vids.

[@Lucianato2]

Generally, he releases videos around 3pm (EST) when he does.

[@ryanskyrme4664]

@@Lucianato2 I'm in the UK so I'm in a completely different timezone 😅

[@disasterbi8610]

this level of creativity is unmatched. mans must be snorting the floorbeans, his brain is gigantic. excellent as always, Rift!!

[@Octo_Yeet]

You always have the most peculiar of ideas, but the fact it’s entirely silent and slightly calculated in timing is just pure bliss

[@crod1232]

The time stamps in the description were really helpful, thank you!

[@Ruin_PNGsoda]

I cant sleep without this video... its to amazing

[@reznox6076]

This is a top tier rift video. You've outdone yourself

[@alexjohnson7395]

10:47 hold up now…that’s not a bean

[@nikkezi]

10:23 definitely the best sound

[@Plushtrap-gv4fu]

I love the smell of fresh coffee beans 🫘 ☺️

[@yourpaldutchie8760]

For anyone looking the first bean just at 0:21

[@TheOneSin7]

Thank you for the detailed chapter points and descriptions, I like "dropping coffee beans on the floor" most.

[@thehightide2559]

5:01 Secret technique

[@sapphiredragoon4544]

The tingles are real and from coffee beans, never did I ever think that sentence would leave me fingers

[@iEsdeath]

This man will never run out of ideas

[@vanillaporridge]

i find it very poetic to use coffee beans to help us sleep, when usually we consume it with the opposite intention

[@RetroPixle]

The mad man actually did it, he can't be stopped !

[@citizendan6390]

its raining beans! great concept and love the DIY title screen at the beginning.

[@Xel9000]

My favourite part about this is that ofc rift had to add some goofy flair by dropping a few trinkets and doodads every so often. After my eyes got a bit heavy the 4th object caught by so much surprise i started chuckling xD Classic rift asmr vid, a completely unthought of topic where you can watch it to sleep to or just be entertained by it 🤘😎

[@lrohaHokazono]

wow i didnt expect it to sound that good what a pleasant surprise

[@jameslewis6339]

1:03 is that a cheeto?

[@ryanskyrme4664]

I just thought the exact same thing 😂

[@OctavioCentu]

LMAOOO

[@withtrees]

And a googly eye lmao

[@toadygame47]

@@OctavioCentu your comment was so rad that google had to automatically translate it to English 💀💀💀

[@JED-DogsBestFriend]

If it was. It was pretty stale 😂 Sounded more like a baby carrot 🥕

[@JunkJunk42]

This is exactly what I needed today.

[@Cinematicconscience]

Haven't seen you in years friend. Last time you had about 60,000 subs. Congrats on the success very happy for you. Subbed.

[@kaciejames]

why is this actually really good?

[@deathkitten8611]

I’m really surprised this video hasn’t blown it up it’s the most unique asmr video I’ve ever seen

[@JoeAkaPoseidon]

This man truly has infinite ideas, and I'm all here for it!

[@PolarisProbably22]

​@@holius1this video is the pinnacle of creativity

[@CHNtentes]

@@holius1 better than some other over 1 mil asmrtist who uploads same video hundreds of time

[@annoyingkid48]

I thought I would hate this but it’s actually great?? Shoulda never doubted the master 🙏🙏🙏

[@VANILLAZILLA]

They say for every bean dropped, a eldritch horror get its wings

[@TpToMe-cg9tt]

10:46 Chicken head Easter egg.

[@midnightzone.angler]

This video gave me tingles for the first time in months wtf

[@DiamondOven]

Always love when you videos have white noise or background sounds. Fantasticly brain soothing

[@Lucianato2]

Towards the end, it looks like a finished game of minesweeper. 🤘💣🤘

[@The_bolz]

Play this on loop in an art museum

[@arianagarcia9230]

I remember watching you wayyy wayyyy back from the pizza and beer ASMRs. I’m super glad you’re still doing videos!

[@TheRemaindersYT]

This video is a reminder of my coffee addiction that I have while awake or even asleep. Nice work Paul! 👍

[@azel9925]

this is S tier

[@TiredApostleASMR]

Your videos are the reason I don’t think I’ll ever “niche down” as they say. You make ASMR so fun lol

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

Unfortunately this is some of tha best asmr ive ever heard, and its going skraight to tha asmr playlist

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

Imma skip to tha end and see how much shit he dropped....... Dayyyyum, wouldn't wanna be tha guy who has to clean that up amirite chat 😭

[@wafawaffles]

how did uncle e know i couldn’t fall asleep unless to the sound of falling coffee beans…

[@davedave9485]

Time stamps were very useful tjanks Paul

[@Pokemon-Nature-3000]

I love the part when he was dropping coffee beans on the floor

[@TheBrokenHell]

Absolute Cinema. Thanks Uncle E!

[@PolarisProbably22]

OMG HE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT A LEGEND... This is peak ASMR

[@EmptycatArt]

i was doubtfull going in, then bean 57 nearly had me, then I lost faith for a bit, but by bean 174 i was fully convinced

[@VitoBramlett]

This man is a genius. We've used coffee for over 1000 years to wake up, and now Rift is using it to put me to sleep.

[@mizzmusicthief]

Did not know what coffee beans on ground sounded like until now, thanks E!

[@SugaSwooga]

Clicked on this earlier expecting to be like “oh haha okay next video” after about ten minutes but ended up falling asleep.

[@Nostradamus88]

So creative! I like! 🤗

[@veryseriousperson_]

Its kinda fun to think where they're gonna land

[@rawquikh0ney710]

How nice of him feeding his floor food!

[@BrainlessGirl123]

Even though Rift does not show himself in this video, I can still see him standing there, expressionlessly dropping coffee beans onto the floor for one hour 😂

[@odeer170]

Wow this is actually really relaxing

[@ilovelean2134]

Let the beans hit the floor! Let the beans hit the floor!

[@SleepyAlienASMR]

The new Profile Pic Explains so much. Also Thank you for these coffee beans

[@_jurd]

god i love this channel so much

[@NikolasNikoKit]

The most satisfying thing about this video is the fact that it is exactly 1 hour long

[@szuzin]

It's amazing what can relax you, thanks for this one ER

[@Atlxz420]

I got very tired from watching this it’s also comforting thank you

[@sapphic.creatura]

Something about the sound and feel of the bean directly hitting the carpet.

[@lasthorizon6810]

This is a really clever anticipation ASMR with some quality sounds, bravo!

[@vibrantecho9912]

I’m immensely pleased. It’s the simple things. ❤

[@Jose-es9xy]

The genius of this video

[@NoahDoesGamesBad]

ER’s new pfp is the hardest photograph ever taken

[@murda_fade]

Thank u for the timestamps

[@blackstormer95]

this guy is insane

[@bilge0620]

bro I thought the beans on the thumbnail were bugs at first I nearly had a heart attack

[@ComradeDucky7]

33:56 was a really lovley part i really loved the emotion captured in that scene the writing was magnificent. 5/5 ⭐️

[@Wisdom-ASMR]

This is like explaining what an 'Incremental' style game is with ASMR

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

absolutely incredible

[@Austriaisthebest_]

That's oddly sattisfying

[@Alletra101]

You crazy man you actually did it

[@maximumshades3164]

I really liked 42:00. Really gave me bean hitting the floor vibes.

[@SonderJJ]

The description Is PURE DEDICATION