Apologies for the sound quality! New equipment gremlins...😩
@samwebster69732 жыл бұрын
Love ya content Sam very informative and gd information on an array of topics I trust your word 😃
@AndyG732 жыл бұрын
A minor 'issue' I barely noticed, because the quality of the content you showcase is excellent, as per usual. 👏😉
@ddddsdsdsd2 жыл бұрын
@@mballer you seem angry. Why would you feel threatened? Career on the line or just your anxiety kicking in because you get the sense to have studied many years to learn a load of bull 😆
@ddddsdsdsd2 жыл бұрын
@@mballer 🥱
@jesslove11812 жыл бұрын
Love you Sam, I agree 100% with you. Same in Physics, Einstein refused to believe we had no free will and the universes events were fixed as such, pilot wave theory was pushed aside for magical quantum mechanics, where random magic particles flash in and out of existence.
@Leonard_Smith2 жыл бұрын
To misquote Descartes, "I feel ill, therefore I am"...
@Kenzofeis2 жыл бұрын
The hypocondriac life motto
@vacayooper47282 жыл бұрын
Definitely. Personally I'm convinced that the environment you live in coupled with the stressors that environment produces are the drivers affecting one's health.
@ronz8782 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sam for your due diligence in finding the facts, by hard work and in depth study of the reports, you are actually educating us and purhapse your colleagues on what is actually going on. We need more honest doctors like you, looking out for the interest of the public and honouring the hypocratic oath in all scientific fields and disciplines. Thank you once again 🙏🏽
@mechanicjobs2 жыл бұрын
This woman is first class. So much courage and commitment to the truth.
@TheExpeditionUK9 ай бұрын
this explains why one partner can have herpes but the other partner never contracts it
@alfalders30202 жыл бұрын
As a nursing student in Melbourne in the seventies I heard this rhyme … “beware, beware of the toilet seat. For the spirochete can jump six feet”.
@bruceb54812 жыл бұрын
And...don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, the little buggers can pole vault.
@J.Green-Rx2 ай бұрын
Well, that explains the whole 6' distancing thing for covid.
@inMotionOutdoors2 жыл бұрын
You are opening my mind to new perspectives which I appreciate and western medicine and industry will never do
@geoengineeringdebacle39842 жыл бұрын
Keep shining the light, Dr. Sam. We appreciate you!
@Logan.Ninefingers2 жыл бұрын
I had Gonorrhea once as a young fella and the only girl I'd slept with in the period before was absolutely certain that she didn't have it. I never believed her but now I guess I could have been wrong. Anyway, the antibiotics soon cured it.
@raynarks2 жыл бұрын
She may well not have known.
@Logan.Ninefingers2 жыл бұрын
@@raynarks yeah, thyat's what I thought. Asymptomatic. But maybe not as I never heard of her giving it to anyone else.
@andrewgrant78462 жыл бұрын
@@mballer aha
@dharma_star2 жыл бұрын
@@Logan.Ninefingers Yeah,it doesn't necessarily mean that everyone else will get it.Kind of a "russian roulette" scenario. The question is how else could you have gotten it? Just ask all the sailors in the navy who have had experiences with this issue.They always remember the girls just beforehand.Coincidence? Hmmm.....:)
@abrogard1422 жыл бұрын
which should not have happened if it wasn't bacterial. should it?
@betsyulbrich73622 жыл бұрын
I just love you Sam! Keep educating us…❤️🐝
@Lane.Read54 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! She is great !
@MultiShizmo Жыл бұрын
WTF? I've never heard of any of this before. I'm sceptical but very interested in learning more about this idea.
@robinsutcliffe_video_art4 ай бұрын
There is a book called What Really Makes you Sick, interesting
@SchwaAlien2 жыл бұрын
It always bothered me that the allopathic system mostly treated symptoms, but it took a scamdemic to make me realize that even what they think is the cause is just a symptom, so it basically is completely off track.
@darrenbraynard40052 жыл бұрын
These risqué health subjects make great ice breakers in conversation about the failures of germ theory. I'm being 100% honest. You all should try it.
@FaCiSmFTW2 жыл бұрын
Depends who you're talking to
@PeachesCourage2 жыл бұрын
Dr Bailey thanks again you cover everything and for me life-changing too
@marklevan65462 жыл бұрын
So basically, scientists get the results they already expect to get, and make sure the results live up to the expectations.
@mandatorymyocarditis2 жыл бұрын
$$$
@mandatorymyocarditis2 жыл бұрын
@@mballer they are paid off by drug companies etc to produce results that they are looking for and they know how to rig studies for a desired outcome, for big money. Also, many researchers will do work for the government, to show whatever they want to show, so that they can get that government grant money. Lookup how many scientific researchers rely on government grant money in universities etc..
@nmc18592 жыл бұрын
Awful confirmation bias ..in the name of extracting more government funding then getting the opportunity to extract MORE private $$ . Criminal!!! I want to help expose these issues
@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb94882 жыл бұрын
Look at nutrition science. Atrazine research. Science is great when following the scientific method, instead of working backwards to get results a corporate interest wants
@darkfieldcarnivore3928 Жыл бұрын
They are what's called pseudo scientists.
@barakcohen3612 Жыл бұрын
The last minute flushes everything she says before when she mentioned a promiscuous lifestyle as cause for symptoms. What's the relavence if there's no transmission?!
@moony7710 ай бұрын
Exactly! What we normally experience as sexual human beings is being used against us as transmittable diseases!
@Awab_Hamid2 ай бұрын
Logical fallacies. You are assuming promiscuity equals transmission. You have to prove that. If something is correlated with something, it doesn't mean it is its cause. Sex is an energy field, and we don't know much about it.
@ianmiles25052 ай бұрын
@@Awab_Hamid No. The probability increases. Basically sleeping around is siff.
@BillLaBrie2 ай бұрын
People do anything to justify what they want to believe.
@MoneylessWorld Жыл бұрын
I'm all for the terrain, but I had the clap and only got it to resolve with antibiotics. I don't want to take antibiotics, but it did work in my experience.
@dantheman91354 ай бұрын
Still no proof of causation. There may be more going on. But glad you cleared it.
@Kotka673 ай бұрын
She did say near the end that antibiotics are also anti-inflammatory, one reason they can clear up a problem..?
@zendude1232 жыл бұрын
Gonorrhoea, the gift that keeps on giving.
@jasonmorahan74502 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, concise and easy to understand, as always. Terrific channel. 👍
@karltooley70342 жыл бұрын
Scary how sloppy most scientific studies are
@Amaryllis282 жыл бұрын
This video is pure gold - and a ray of sanity in a world that seems to have lost the knowledge of how to be sane.
@hammysmad2 жыл бұрын
Posted in a few different media platforms, thank you again Doctor bailey :)
@patrickcreath2172 жыл бұрын
I had no problem with the sound.
@atkat-j64842 жыл бұрын
Thank you for researching the subject! 🌼
@jamesjube90 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like they've been feeding us clap trap
@glennmariacher45252 жыл бұрын
I may have missed it but how are these diseases transmitted then? I do love you're videos.
@cynthiaraiserjeavons399 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to know Dr. Bailey’s assessment of the German Healing Knowledge perspectives - that “disease” is the body’s response to body-mind-psyche traumatic shocking conflicts- and our bodies are constantly working to protect and heal us…and our symptoms are in the healing phase… which we interrupt by taking antibiotics which harm the microbiome. Uncover and solve the original conflict shock, support the healing process, and the “disease” dissappears.
@pattroyes3587 Жыл бұрын
@@cynthiaraiserjeavons399 Dr. Hamer ....fascinating theory....makes so much sense.
@trevorrussell70012 ай бұрын
Yes and he gathered brain scans to back up his theory. Certainly interesting
@loonaticsrunningtheassylum2 ай бұрын
Have you known or experienced anyone "catching" any disease or are you just repeating what you've been bombarded with your whole life? I mean after reading many books it seems all disease is actually your body detoxing all the toxins you've picked up and depending on what toxins and where they've collected in the body. Depends on what symptoms you show. All disease is just different names for symptoms.
@charleswalters52843 күн бұрын
How was scurvy transmitted? How is mental illness transmitted? How 'bout alcoholism?
@johncubbidge22372 жыл бұрын
Dr Sam, I love items like this where you point out how much assumption goes into science. I love your cheeky smile as you deliver lines destined to raise the hackles on a non-thinker's spine. Thank you for teaching people how to think rather than accept. I smiled all the way through this video, came away fully persuaded by the facts you put forward, yet aware that feathers were going to be ruffled, as demonstrated by the comments. Terrain theory makes so much more sense, as we live in a bacterial soup where anything that can be food for bacteria is everywhere. Thank you for teaching me to rethink my health.
@bruceb54812 жыл бұрын
A bacterial soup lives in you. Maybe we are all complex life support systems for 8 pounds of bacteria.
@johncubbidge22372 жыл бұрын
How very correct Bruce, This gets so interesting the more we unpack the layers of assumption.
@martin55042 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this common sense and rational review of the information.
@Light4theWorldTV2 жыл бұрын
So much is being revealed about the ethics (or I almost feel "lack of ethics.") used in these experiments.
@lilolmecj2 жыл бұрын
All of this is so hard to understand, with having been trained in the “ scientific model”, such as it is. By any measure whatsoever these “experiments “ are useless, and should not be cited as proof of anything but perversion of the people conducting them.
@NoQuarter012 жыл бұрын
I love ❤️ Dr Sam… even when she’s talking about Gonorrhea 😆. But seriously, very interesting topic and info keep it up Dr Sam, your work is awesome
@karrskarr2 жыл бұрын
Interesting synopsis! 👋👋👋 Oh dang, fell into your 'clap-trap'! :P LIKE
@dharma_star2 жыл бұрын
Typical terrain theory answer: "Caused by something else" Then when asked,"caused by what then?' They don't know."Could be this,could be that". I'm not saying that germ theory is necessarily better.Just that terrain theory is disappointingly vague/inconclusive.
@peterj22262 жыл бұрын
the age old question "Is the disease in the soil or in the seed" is still alive and well.
@isadoramg51532 жыл бұрын
And so is our limited knowledge as humans. But you know what keeps us from expanding this knowledge? Thinking we already know the answers, and sometimes just clinging to those simplistic answers (like the germ theory) because one innacurate answer is more comfortable than the unknown
@christinamellberggotland52072 жыл бұрын
@@isadoramg5153 great sharing!
@drkylefreeman2 жыл бұрын
Health can be as vague as how much sun light one gets, so of course the terrain philosophy is going to be hard to grasp if you’re in the belief that there are germs making people “sick.” Once you understand the basic 5 elements of life, the terrain model will begin to make sense for you. 🙏
@ColinMcCormackАй бұрын
Vague because it's unfalsifiable.
@danielstapler43152 жыл бұрын
A germ was crossing the railway track When he gets his foot stuck in the track He looks up and sees a train coming for him And he says 'I'm a gonorrhea'
@pauljeavons43502 жыл бұрын
I saw on TV news all the nurses in UK got "the clap" from the public and they weren't even physically close to them.
@Ratsny2 жыл бұрын
A ha har, noice 😂
@rhodesianridgeback15992 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sam, please share your thoughts on the Monkeypox "outbreak" as it is the "supposed" new STI
@troofseeker51732 жыл бұрын
Well done Doc!
@davidchapman71452 жыл бұрын
Thank you exactly the information I was looking for
@robertcircleone2 жыл бұрын
Germ theory makes sense to me. The alternatives don't.
@tjellis14792 жыл бұрын
Makes dollars for Big PHarm
@PlanetIscandar19 күн бұрын
Of course it makes sense: In the field of superstitious biology and medicine.
@charleswalters52843 күн бұрын
What germ causes male pattern baldness (now an epidemic)? What germ causes pellagra? Ricketts? Eczema? Autism? Bunions?
@MarkHumphrey-du1sh Жыл бұрын
Thank you Dr. Sam
@tnunn30232 жыл бұрын
Stress, upset, fear and anger ALL shutdown the immune system and activate "Fight or Flight" mode. Live in "Love and Gratefulness" and visualize your antibodies going to work to beat infection!
@tnunn30232 жыл бұрын
Whether infection or gumballs, the method I describe makes you better! 😉
@robertmccabe86322 жыл бұрын
Somatids. Interesting topic.
@SuperReznative2 ай бұрын
"By His stripes,we are healedThere is power in the name of Jesus,to heal
@r.e.46402 жыл бұрын
I've actually had both gonnahrea and clymedia, after being so very promiscuous in my past.
@chadmarino27412 жыл бұрын
Not surprising
@PhazonSouffle2 жыл бұрын
Gotta catch 'em all!
@maximodiaz66282 жыл бұрын
Thank you doctor...most needed information...
@Edward-my9nk2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous Presentation!
@tristanuaceithearnaigh76602 жыл бұрын
A consequence of germ theory is that doctors concentrate on finding a chemical cure to a dis-ease or condition. Rarely if at all do doctors interview a patient regarding their overall lifestyle. In the majority of conditions and dis-eases, a patient's lifestyle would generate answers and solutions that would be much easier and straight forward to administer, but somehow modern doctors always reach for the chemical/pharmaceutical solution to every situation and to the effectual consequential detriment of the patient it purports to cure.
@chronovore37262 жыл бұрын
Without germ theory, how do we explain Lyme Disease? What is the mechanism between tick bite and disease?
@ekaye862 жыл бұрын
My friend got lyme disease but recovered by taking lots of rest, fasting, and vitamin c
@ekaye862 жыл бұрын
Took him a couple months and he lkst a ton of weight. Got bit by a deer tick in Maryland I believe...or Maine...dunno one of the 2
@PlanetIscandar19 күн бұрын
@chronovore3726 Without germ theory, how do we explain the death after a snake bite? Simple: via the injected poison.
@scottromans37082 жыл бұрын
Always provocative and revelatory! Dr. Bailey, thank you for concise analytical logic. Does there seem to be a theme? Cut bono.
@jeffebdy2 жыл бұрын
I applaud the theory of the clap. Ahem 👏
@marirose96482 жыл бұрын
Dr Sam… I could not possibly love you more! You are such a brilliant bright light in a world full of lies. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your work. I wish we could broadcast your knowledge to the world and awaken the masses. Deepest respect from San Francisco California 💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖
@jadebayliss938810 ай бұрын
I make sure to watch every video you put out now! They are all so interesting! ❤
@megthornton13712 жыл бұрын
thank you Dr Sam
@emanuelpechir54622 жыл бұрын
Dear Dr Sam please make a video destroying the "Monkeypox" SCAM. Thanks.
@garyteters72732 жыл бұрын
Thanks DR Sam
@roqclimber2 жыл бұрын
Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving!
@susanmaclean47422 жыл бұрын
Hard hitting Sam!! Scrolling then bam!! Gonorrhoea 😂😂!!! Love your work 🙏💜
@youtubedestroyedmylife3092 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this video is awesome.
@wowfiend16052 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all your videos. I stopped taking beta blocker and my life is so much better no more nightmares and I sleep eight hours first time in a long time. I haven't slept longer than 5 hours a night since I was thirteen. Turns out the clinical data on its effectiveness said it doesn't stop my condition and it is a safe option unless you have side effects. Of course I was never told the side effects. Until I watch your video, you're my hero. Thank you so much! 🙂 Any advice for ADHD diagnosis in NZ?
@thecomedyclub5826 Жыл бұрын
I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit
@shapiemau22442 жыл бұрын
Dr Sam Bailey I wholeheartedly agree with what you have mentioned here. The thing is where did these bacteria that cause this if it is the bacteria causing this come from? Could it rather be the case whereby the body(sexual organs) have become dis-eased( due to a number of reasons) and these bacteria have been found in these regions "cleaning up" but wrongly blamed for causation.
@shapiemau22442 жыл бұрын
@Dr.Rathclyffe777 yes but, is everything really at war?( what we have been mislead to believe, then yes) But are the all really at war? Over these last two years plus, I have come across people that have had no faith or so they have told me yet have 'felt' that something is not quite right with the stories that came out of mainline news, a kind of intuition. This has 'turned' them into believers and now are feeling the divine connection almost continually but with a sacrifice', a change from their old ways in many ways, a kind of cleansing, perhaps the return of one's integrity. And that leads me to your last sentence; freewill - there is a price to pay for venturing off the straight and narrow, so I would agree with your take on this. Having said that, I feel better in mind and body by keeping to those laws :) Thank you for commenting.
@nikitis132 жыл бұрын
The plot thickens.
@ddddsdsdsd2 жыл бұрын
Great work !❤️
@ddddsdsdsd2 жыл бұрын
@@mballer oh your narcissism made you think I was talking from your perspective 😆
@ddddsdsdsd2 жыл бұрын
@@mballer I am sorry but you are so boring. Opposite to you, I don’t need attention. Okay?
@honeytherat2017 Жыл бұрын
The animal experiments are so horrible. Poor darlings
@1cnfour3492 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy, finally got your book! Now just to get time to break into it 😉
@chrismadsennamaste2 жыл бұрын
You are amazing!
@grantjones7821 Жыл бұрын
Excellent information - thank you !
@matheusbattistoni22782 жыл бұрын
You are amazing! I love your videos
@giovannip.14332 ай бұрын
Nutrition, fitness and dis ease play a bigger role in our health than what many mainstream health practitioners comprehend. Consider Wim Hof experiments, 'healthy' vitamin levels and other products not currently under patent...
@donstewart3682 жыл бұрын
VD is nothing to clap about...
@sorinpetre55412 жыл бұрын
Hygiene ! That means ...wash and soap wash , every time ! So simple ! Thank you , Doctor !
@aalliaandreadis51092 жыл бұрын
Women should never use any soap whatsoever down there. The vagina is self cleaning and only needs water. Soap of any kind will disrupt the vaginal microbiome and mess with the good bacteria resulting in a foul odour. Only uncircumcised men can use soap to make sure bacteria from urine doesn't get trapped inside.
@thomashughes48592 жыл бұрын
1:25 - I know this isn't part of the subject matter, but as a grammarian, I appreciate first the use of A. D. & secondly having placed it in _FRONT_ of the year numbers. Brava! Doctor! 💪😎👍
@jessicali85942 жыл бұрын
@@mballer after the year A.D. precedes the year date, because in Latin it means in the year of our Lord, not after death as is commonly assumed.
@orsoncart8022 жыл бұрын
Doctor: “You’ve got gonorrhoea.” Patient: “I can only have caught it from a toilet seat.” Doctor: “You must have chewed it then, because you’ve got it in the gums.”
@lindalaw54662 жыл бұрын
Hi Orson! 👋😉😂😂😂😂
@maymei67422 жыл бұрын
That is so funny
@jeanmorris66012 жыл бұрын
What a horrible and cruel treatment of innocent mice, and pointless too!
@eclipse369.2 жыл бұрын
I forgot what that even is, the only place you ever hear of std was high school health class, never known anyone who actually had one though its been decades
@M.-.D2 жыл бұрын
It is very prevalent unfortunately. There is selection bias though, individuals who contract it engage in similar behaviours and are geographically located in same area. Unfortunately Sam misrepresents how many thinking doctors view a positive result of any test and the conclusions they draw on a patient more generally. I find her fixation on germ theory and distinction of ‘non viable’ bacteria via a PCR test. Medicine is observation based, we have crude theories, crude tests, and crude treatments. But all is in a pursuit to improve our caveman brains understanding of an exceptionally complicated world. This is why I am fundamentally against all mandates and coercion in health services, also critical of advertisements in healthcare. All care is a statistical probability of possible help, possible harm, for a possible condition. As a doctor it is not my place to tell you how you feel, simply ask how I can help within my limited powers of crude scientific medicine based on poor evidence.
@billroberts91822 жыл бұрын
Bottom line: We don't really know all of the factors and permutations of the immune system in animals.
@Alden99669 Жыл бұрын
It comes down to dialogue and debate versus censorship and dictatorship!
@webster777maramba42 жыл бұрын
My favourite Dr ❤
@herbertvonsauerkrautunterh2513Ай бұрын
I got it from a lady friend who was tested and died up with nothing. Her second test did show very a minute gonorrhea load. To nothing and she has no symptoms ever. I only did it with her. Crazy
@ivarunhjem8391 Жыл бұрын
But still the clap is quickly cured with antibiotics?
@humanperson84182 жыл бұрын
These show some much larger problems with medical science in general.
@lovetroublecat2 жыл бұрын
What a doctor
@DaRyteJuanАй бұрын
Wow. IDK if you’ve already done so, but I’d like to see you put out a video on the purported claims of blanket colonoscopy screenings for people who turn 50. My research suggests they have to run 1,250 patients through the mill to save ONE life. But this figure doesn’t take into account how many people are actually HARMED by this blanket screening, not just physically, but psychologically. For example, having to go through a flush of the bowels is traumatic only to be told, “Looks all good in there.” For example, instead of doctors presenting the idea of performing a simple stool test two years in a row at the cost of $50, they see someone come into their office who’s over 50 and see $4,000 on their forehead.
@jeffreyoneill64392 ай бұрын
Fantatic preesentation!
@grey_wind9482 жыл бұрын
Dr Sam can you do a video on the monkey pox virus that mysteriously appeared again please!!
@DrSamBailey2 жыл бұрын
Your wish will be granted soon 😀
@kaedee132 жыл бұрын
@@DrSamBailey And also whooping cough, as they are really pushing the vaccine on pregnant women and anyone who will be in contact with babies under 6 weeks of age.
@grey_wind9482 жыл бұрын
@@DrSamBailey that's great!! I had a funny feeling you would be on to the subject soon! Thanks, take care.
@Truerealism7472 жыл бұрын
I haven't taken the vaccine but in the past I've had tetanus vaccine and 3 flu jabs I've developed fybromyalgia symptoms but maybe sycosomatic but what's the best way to cleat toxins out if the body apart from gluithinone vitamin c.look forward to your reply great work
@billyholiday49474 ай бұрын
I used to get 6 or more influenza infections per year winter and summer with severe throat infections! Once i removed drinking that white fluid and consuming ice-cream in the summer i no longer get infections or influenza for that matter!
@chuckmoney16882 жыл бұрын
I blamed microbes for turning a file server off...Hey it worked for me - and the server room got cleaned!
@ambilaevus76072 жыл бұрын
Cable contractors keep messing up my wire closets. I wonder if that'd work for me.... Hmm.....
@chuckmoney16882 жыл бұрын
@@ambilaevus7607 You have entered the somewhat fantastical world ...............of the cabling microbe!!
@evilinside63272 жыл бұрын
good stuff.
@barakcohen36122 жыл бұрын
All very true but I find that no one offer effective alternative treatment. Contagion do happen somehow !
@peterj22262 жыл бұрын
i have strong doubts about germ theory too but I wonder about Myxomatosis to control rabbit population and calicivirus which seem to support the germ theory
@TheRKae2 жыл бұрын
Sort of halfway off topic: Steve Howe's acoustic guitar solo on "The Yes Album" is called "Clap." It's a typo on the album sleeve that listed it as "The Clap." (Your pointless trivia for the day.)
@WillyEckaslike2 жыл бұрын
ACDC..shes got the Jack
@dr.brianjudedelimaphd7432 жыл бұрын
“ I beat roundabout …”
@TheRKae2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.brianjudedelimaphd743 Well, then, yours is no disgrace.
@tinajones56412 жыл бұрын
I noticed the latest edition of "Virus Mania" in the background. I am getting through it at the moment bit by bit and it is brilliant and real eye opener.
@jayturner33972 жыл бұрын
Very interesting, glad my days of this messy business are behind me 😆 🤣 😂
@nmc18592 жыл бұрын
If I understand correctly, antiammatories (even/esp naturally based ones) could be given and body's own system could take care of this most of the time ??
@MowFaux2 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Gonorrhea was a country in eastern Europe
@dennisjump86552 жыл бұрын
Well, you know what they say about gonorrhea .. it's nothing to clap about.
@gristlevonraben2 жыл бұрын
very interesting.
@revensteed95392 ай бұрын
I had chlamydia, felt like my ribs were broken plus burning down below, very strange. Cure was on giant white tablet. Im not sure ive been right since.
@ausexit95672 жыл бұрын
The world is changing fast …
@MRSMakeupBag2 жыл бұрын
i blame gate's gmo mosquitos 🦟
@jonesywails83825 ай бұрын
I hurt just watching this.
@orsoncart8022 ай бұрын
Man goes to doctor. Man: “I don’t feel well.” Doctor examines him and says, “I’m not surprised - you’ve got VD.” Man, shocked: “Gosh! How did that happen? I must have caught it from a lavatory seat.” Doctor: “Well you chewed it then because you’ve got it in the gums.” 😁