DRUNK IDIOT LOSES $300,000 IN TEN MINUTES

[@DougPolkPoker]

There was no alcohol involved in this $979,600 pot, but it does involve my favorite hand, pocket ACES. It's a crazy one, check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZergmpqpb6FbMk

[@derrickb3587]

I wanna see Tom Dwan on the show.

[@LaxusDB]

Does PokerNight offer a free trial to see if it's even worth paying for a subscription? Jw

[@portiguera910]

Doug Polk Poker LMFAO, nice one doug

[@cjmcmahan2926]

What kind of Scotch?

[@JoseCamposTwin]

Doug Polk Poker How about Phil Ivey as a guest?

[@superpasi7315]

Doug your Clickbait range is so balanced

[@CoZzyvvr]

lol

[@mattgroening6886]

hahaha true

[@ericstewart0921]

Superpasi7 top 10 comment

[@superpasi7315]

Ifoldthenuts top comment actually

[@andreialexandruparfeni7129]

Superpasi7 He always "checks" it so he is not exploitable.

[@Labergemusic]

"The turn comes a king, which saves me a BMW 7 series" - incredible...

[@Michael-eu4pf]

Laberge I fucking died bro 😂😂

[@asterix811]

I was just thinking right before he said that that these guys are tossing cars in the pot. “I’ll bet a Honda Accord. “ “I’ll raise you a BMW. “ “I’m all in for a Lambo. “

[@videonikita]

I paused the video when i heard that, had to take a moment to take in and appreciate that

[@jimmylevy3449]

Haha love that the Scotch (maybe?) bottle in the background was full at the beginning of the video and nearly empty by the end.

[@lakai251]

Jimmy Levy yeah crazy

[@jimmylevy3449]

Finished video, confirmed Scotch.

[@hordible7475]

Macallan 12

[@toptenguy1]

LOL, I of course noticed he was acting drunk, but I didn't notice that bottle until afterwards. Very well done video!

[@ight_of_heart]

This guy gets it

[@Max-oj8jl]

When you realize Doug just happily plays around with the equivalent of your life's savings while drunk.

[@BasedNeptune]

Way more then most people's lifes savings

[@crieverytim]

300k life savings!?!?! no.

[@chieffanLJ27]

Id say 100000x my savings, but cant multiply by 0

[@BasedNeptune]

@@chieffanLJ27 you can multiply by zero, you just can't divide by it

[@chieffanLJ27]

@@BasedNeptune but it doesnr amount to what he blew

[@francislarose907]

"KJ offsuit! ON YOUR BIKE! GET OUT!" Tony G

[@DoctorChained]

I tell everyone never overplay king jack

[@darrenschermuly4790]

"BRING ON THE RUSSIANS!"

[@jeziskristus4766]

@@darrenschermuly4790 ahahahahahah xD

[@Astromyxin]

Personally, I always drink when I'm playing poker. It's all about finding that sweet spot where you're not all hammered, but got a good solid buzz going.

[@Ssumwun]

"The turn comes offsuit King, which saves me a BMW 7 Series" LOL

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

2:36 This deadpan delivery of the gargoyle line is comedy gold

[@raskolnikov9248]

"Polk is glowering like a gargoyle across the table..."

[@ZombieNationLTD]

Glowering?

[@percyblok6014]

Yeah. Public school education letting you down?

[@edl8056]

Rule # 1 in poker: always play in games with drunks ! You'll always be +EV !!! Rule # 2 in poker: don't be drunk...

[@rickyfonsi6820]

😂😂

[@wndowpayne]

Yeah..I think Scotty Nguyen was the only guy I see win shitfaced

[@dangermouse9348]

Did you at least get to open a chest after these hands?

[@rowdyvanmeurs440]

😆

[@bens80smercedes]

Gold

[@thekimfamily1380]

While Polk becomes drunk, the sharks are laughing along side with him. But in their hearts, there is evil brooding.

[@pokerbruh]

Isaiah 55:1-13 spooky

[@klobasa007007]

Doug let me give you some advice...see the thing is gambling+alcohol is the same as women+alcohol...when you use them separately it can be a lot of fun, but if you mix them together they turn you into a dumbass. Have a good one…cheers.

[@wyattrubin]

Talked to him like 30 minutes after this happened. He was still kinda chuckling at himself. Legend.

[@garethlavan6649]

I enjoy how the quantity in the Macallan bottle in the background changes appreciably from the second hand to the third.

[@Laszlo14c]

dude you're hilarious I noticed the depleting scotch bottle before throughout the segment, subtle and hilarious

[@zackwilson5003]

That "ESPN 8 The Ocho" comment was the best of the episode! Seconded by your self "drunk" trolling at the end. Solid episode.

[@johnathonwild941]

Bad Reg

[@HairyMahonz]

Wow Vanessa I thought you would have learned after that J7 hand not to spew away money and now you're doing it again?

[@ericlamotte6581]

LMAO! Always looking for these comments.

[@matthewalex5104]

@9:47 A phrase No Woman ever said to Me haha

[@gimpscalawag]

The entertainment value of this channel is gold. Pure gold

[@Neil454ss]

Change your name to Ray Finkle because that was a punt! Spoiler Finkle is Einhorn.

[@Neil454ss]

Your gun is sticking into my hip.

[@Reece634]

HEMROIDS

[@words_on_a_screen]

LACES OUT!

[@Creamy6oodness]

Gag. Retch. Gah

[@Ath93]

Polk glaring like a gargoyle... I died

[@Asalieri2]

"No, he doesn't deserve your applause! He went all in with King Jack! If you read my poker strategy, nevah overplay King Jack!"

[@papamccheese6501]

Did you pass out after this video?? Lol Lol.. u got me... Lol

[@rd-pd8xb]

I hate when you're running good all night, and then have a few drinks near the end of your session to celebrate how awesome you are, and then get carried away...into being felted.

[@1987djm]

That bottle of Macallan 12 in background gets more empty on every time Doug comes back on screen lol....If he does that on purpose and is acting well done Doug great acting lol

[@RhinoDigital]

#PrayForDoug ..... (03:25)

[@Nash9r]

16:45 What is he talking about? Two overs to his 10? Did he make a mistake or is the display wrong that the guy has two pair?

[@LiemNguyen-ew7so]

I don't think you should take too much of anything he says in this video too seriously ;)

[@mateisan]

liem nguyen he was asking about that commentator from poker night in america and he for sure wasn't paying attention to the kicker of that pair of tens

[@stanime3065]

yeah confused tf out of me

[@dirt_reborn]

"You could have it straight here or on the rocks, both options are fine with me." -Doug

[@MrClone]

Ya know I gotta say Doug, being a full time player, I love how you show and talk about your great and, I won't say badly played hands but bad timing hands. I think it is great that you show players new and old your whole game. Unlike some who only show off their best, I love how your open about your game. Love your videos. Keep it up. On your poker fighting video where Daniel N was talking about his brother and the threats.. well I can say I won't be able to help you there but if you ever have a problem with the cards..... me and my scissors got your back :p

[@ThankfulI]

That youtube money has got Doug Carried away.

[@crimdell]

Drunk at the table and even more drunk in front of the camera.

[@Conker187777]

i like how the scotch bottle becomes much emptier as this video progresses lol

[@PassTheBongie]

Jason Mercier didnt lose 300k...

[@beyondethics]

must be an average reg then

[@Phoenixglj]

Brilliant video! Really appreciate your transparency / honesty! The humour was so good too :) ty dude!

[@Locke19901]

He called my raise with Q8 offsuit honey!

[@mariosthunders]

Love the title,Doug is so fckn cut out to do this Utube stuff,i think he found his true calling!!!

[@dobler132]

I really enjoy that you only pop that box up in the corner when you're adding commentary. Makes it easy to skip over.

[@MrRealclover2]

Did no one notice the whisky-bottle in the background getting emptier and emptier troughout the video? GG polk! :D

[@junito1008]

4:50 The King saved you...a 8 comes and there’re fireworks !! 😂

[@jordanthompson1799]

Doug what do you drink when your not abstinent from it ! Lol

[@jakecooper5855]

The footage and commentary get so weird at the end! First they miss the 2 pair, then they announce that Doug's all-in and the other guy called. Then the other guy shows his cards then watches the river as if he was all-in? Was the money graphics wrong and Doug's turn bet had the other guy covered? But it looks like Doug snap folds his cards before river... Confusing!

[@jacobstaples626]

I believe he said call and tables his cards for some ungodly reason. Drunk Doug shooting for that one outer

[@KrishanBhattacharya]

I would like to see you do a podcast with Phil Galfond. He's one of the best players around, and he was one of the biggest winners in the Full Tilt and Stars nosebleed era. Bring him on and let's find out how his online poker venture is going.

[@seahawks337]

Lmao still a little drunk Doug? I like it.

[@tophercabba]

the bottle of booze in the back kept get lower and lower lmao

[@Ginzaloon]

Lmao the photo of you in begging is hysterical

[@markherbert1037]

Notice how that bottle is almost empty lol

[@666XuluX666]

it get more and more empty as the vid goes on! lmao

[@woody816]

Mark herbert he’s faking it big time

[@bxball]

This may be my favorite video to date. Not because you got stung, but because it shows sane logic filtered through an alcohol induced brain and ultimately fails. I wish there were card cams for every Last Hand I've played while drinking or stone sober that made all the sense in the world to me at the time, but retrospectively I could've, nay SHOULD'VE, gotten out of the way post flop.

[@stackiechan9972]

So drunk by the end of this vid, you can see the whisky level in the bottle deplete as it goes on haha. Still love my boy Dougie though!

[@saulbadman3125]

Hahahaha, that whisky bottle in the background has gone down a fair bit!

[@tmph1814]

That's entertaining Doug this definitely confirm you're not as egotistic as I and many viewers believe you are. It's good to see this humbling side of you. Not afraid to show your mistakes/bad plays👍

[@alankilgore1132]

How much alcohol was involved while doing the commentary? LOL

[@cjmcmahan2926]

Freedman looks like a blown up Norman Chad

[@Tyler-db9es]

The setup for this video was amazing! I was wondering why there was a random bottle of Scotch sitting there in the other vids.

[@4466svenjohnpetrucci]

how do you feel next morning when alcohol vaporizes and the realization of 300 k loss sinks in? + that quote at 5:02 jesus christ

[@zacharypelphrey6166]

Doug “tonight I’m just partying, no cards” 500k later “I can’t believe you me play cards last night.” It was entertaining Doug!

[@jimmyjimmyggful]

I like when Doug says he hopes to get action from behind. 1:20

[@adamolivetti9025]

I've only watched the beginning of this before and just noticed the scotch bottle slowly decreasing throughout the video when he goes all drunktard hahaha.... then the shoutout at the end of the video about it. Classic Doug your the man.

[@fatboy070786]

Hey Doug i don't think its a good idea drinking that bottle behind ya while doing the vid big guy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. but your still the man!

[@joshthompiano]

I like how you tell this story about being drunk and in the background you have a bottle of Scotch or whiskey that began a full bottle and as the video progress it gets more and more empty and you get more and more drunk, again.

[@josephwinrlungs5314]

19:11 "it's only a mistake" + -$300k

[@SMEtrading]

This dude has the best sense of humor. Pure genious

[@lionbehrens9338]

haha keep an eye on the Whisky bottle in the background guys ;-) I support drinking while being at the table in order to mix up and balance out your game but drinking while doing hand analyses whaaaaaat?!

[@birdinflight3861]

A lot of alcohol involved in your description too haha

[@isaacfrank6029]

I love that his alcohol in the background slowly gets lower xD

[@lilysolana]

Isaac Frank literally crushed the whole bottle lmao

[@GenusBrewing]

That MaCallan bottle seems a bit low at the end of the video...

[@SirAkivar]

The Story Told by the Bottle in the Background is what got me! Watch the right side of the screen in his feed!

[@alleyoopsy]

lol - check out the bottle thats been sat unopened all week towards the end of the video. Comedy gold :)

[@alleyoopsy]

dammit, should have waited for the end!

[@chavycash2518]

Get Vanessa Selbst on the podcast.

[@ohkult7551]

lesception

[@then33k4]

would you think he looks like vanessa.. I do

[@elvis316]

You'll never see Vanessa and Doug at the same time. think about it.

[@right8630]

Am I the only one who noticed the alcohol in background go down as he acted more drunk 😂

[@Adam27X]

Hey Doug, I'd love to see a podcast with Isaac Haxton as a guest! Would be cool to hear about HSNL games on FTP from back in the day compared to games live and online now

[@gustavoc6812]

Adam27X no! I can't stand his fucking voice...

[@Shootskas]

It's a theory of mine I call "The Drunk Bell-Curve". You play your best poker at a certain amount of drinks but any more or less than that and you get progressively worse.

[@chickenj90]

Anyone notice his whiskey in the background gets lower at the end of the video haha nice touch

[@DrewIsARealBoy]

Get this out of my reccomended. I want more Postle hands

[@Jimiish]

You know what's sad Doug I was on two plus two in 1999 and I am still not a winning player. However your analysis has opened my eyes on how to think about ranges and apply them you've helped me more than any book I've read and I read like 9 of them

[@Nash9r]

You will earn this money back alone through Mercier's 1 million views. By the way: He would be a good guest for the Podcast.

[@garygwin1741]

Hey where can I sign up to pay 1000$ to learn how to get drunk and lose a 2500 Sq ft house in 10 minutes?

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

haha 😂 im like one minute in and im rolling for almost no reason I FUCKIN LOVE THIS CHANNEL! good luck against dwan doug! keep it up bro

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

ahh the fuckin live chat when u had 10's 🤣🤣🤣

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

hahahahaha youre explaining means nothing pokers such a mindfuck lmfao

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

oh wow im the biggest fish in the world i thought YOU had 10's and was waiting for u to get runner runnered 🙃

[@teamlancaster349]

Ego is the enemy. Great book to read after a big win in life

[@epicslavegti]

thats not what we meant when we told you to play higher stakes so we respect your raises haha

[@stevenloube6784]

Okay, that winner of the Giveaway joke at the end was pretty great.

[@aragumruyan3178]

That 300k would have changed my family's lifestyle

[@Dylan-io5um]

Well no one can say Doug doesn't have any gamble. Note to self, bring McClellan's scotch to any home game with Doug in it and free pour every drink for him. Props for owning up to the questionable plays though, we've all been there, and anyone who says they haven't been is lying!

[@AXeLOni89]

Epic Vid! Nice acting there @Doug Polk. For a second I was worried about your consumption behaviour :P

[@sshakababy]

I am seriously impressed that you manage to remember what was going through your head while you were as drunk as a fish.

[@XanderIsAHero]

Hahahahah that twitch chat part

[@billpool1217]

Doug, what are you doing? We don't drink when we're working.

[@Devalish555]

Legend has it Doug Polk is still squinting to this day.

[@lucasbarone604]

a podcast with DURRRR would be nice

[@rickyfonsi6820]

Right!!

[@analogdistortion2906]

Guessing you've never been described as "glowering like a gargoyle" before! Did they recruit the commentary guys from a local open mic poetry event?

[@moosey4life216]

Was a great drunk asian impression at the end

[@jpk5150wrx]

The scotch bottle though 😂

[@lightbydesign2226]

Lmaooooo this is the best video you have made Doug!!!

[@kruegs2006]

was i the only one who noticed the bottle getting more empty lol nice touch doug

[@dddd2870]

That instacall sobered Doug the fuck up just as fast as any good line of booger sugar -flake would've

[@user-ou7nn3rz8s]

Tx bro for the vid. I know it's schadenfreude but I've lost a lot over these years playing drunk poker. Sorry for your loss but it did make me feel a bit happy that pros like you too make such mistakes. Btw love you man

[@Joel-js2gk]

Every time I have a bad losing session I rewatch this video

[@TheLazarussLedd]

No doug, spew started on KJ hand, also nice touch with empty botle on the end i like it.