Drunk Man Goes Completely Nuts When Reality Hits

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[@LloydChugs]

Great video again guys

[@SOTMead]

Gotta say, your ad segues are on frickin point. I ignore ads but I can appreciate the effort put into weaving them into the video.

[@deesprincess3508]

I can agree, I have premium so get pissed when I see ads in videos when I pay to not have ads at all. The way they toss them in there is a good idea! ​@@SOTMead

[@Iamthelolrus]

You may want to Google scentbird. The CEO is insane.

[@EnlistedBombin]

The TREX has risen! Omg I had to go back and look at Donuts old videos!

[@emmjayy1313]

This is the first time the guy in the back has gotten a chance to talk to a woman in YEARS

[@spreadneck2063]

@@emmjayy1313 lol now that's funny

[@KingKilo88]

😂😂

[@mrjesabi]

Ever😅😅

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣good one!

[@abbylane2718]

Lol,😅😅😂

[@sullsosoto256]

The dude in the passenger seat is definitely never talking to those other two ever again

[@tygerfn8292]

Fr

[@timothyhodge8302]

Facts. I know I wouldn't. I'd be blocking them as they speak, lol.😂😂

[@mathewdecorse5748]

Pops always told me "you are who your friends are" He definitely doesn't want to be either of those idiots 😅

[@m0nstercarp513]

@@mathewdecorse5748bro no lie, pops was right

[@Hyperion21x]

You know damn well he was asking to get out of the car because he couldn't listen to the dipshit behind him drunkenly ramble anymore without losing his cool

[@1Luke.-]

That guy in the back seat is absolutely unbearable and I bet that's not just the alcohol talking, he's definitely like that sober.

[@AI-dp3rd]

He should be on a diet of knuckle sandwiches

[@ShannonT78]

@@annikaclark4843 So you know his wife personally?

[@annikaclark4843]

@@ShannonT78 Wife is my sister lmfao

[@staceylousherman]

Yeah, so im stunned there are no women in the car enjoying a fun night out with these wonderful, well mannered and well dressed/groomed gentlemen.

[@annikaclark4843]

@@staceylousherman he’s a drunk pos that makes his wife sit at home with 3 kids while he snorts meth and drinks alcohol all day.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I love when videos have the archetypes, 3 of them are here: - The combative one who's showing out and getting arrested. - The sarcastic street lawyer who can't shut his mouth. - The chill guy who's realizing how terrible his friends are.

[@davepowell7168]

Succinctly grouped

[@benparker2522]

Haha, loved this comment

[@Bbcolleen34]

You nailed that!

[@hdmccart6735]

Ha! Spot on friend

[@Twigz11]

The trifecta to achieve perfect balance of an arrest video 🧘‍♂

[@Equipt00]

dude in the backseat was just upset because he wasn't home to mod reddit

[@tcapfan4190]

100% he plays a ukulele

[@MADmosche]

@@tcapfan4190 don’t talk crap about skilled ukulele players, they can be awesome!

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@tcapfan4190 And with himself...a lot.

[@IanFiebigwi]

That is hilarious, and I actually was a mod of the La Crosse Reddit!

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@IanFiebigwi Now that's something I would never admit to anyone lol.

[@Brad90977]

Tubby in the backseat knows everything about nothing.

[@madmichm.6455]

Right!! Tubby!! Bahahaha!!

[@bitterbeauty711]

Tubby in the backseat is way too fixated on children and abuse. Hummm, that raises questions imo

[@mtthwpnn]

Theeeee philosoherrrrrrr You know so much about nothing at alllll 🤘🎼🎵

[@leebeastmode824]

​@@mtthwpnn rip Chuck 🙏

[@piper-vn7ic]

Yeah apparently the driver doesn't know about the 5th amendment.

[@Budini67]

The Irony of a guy screaming about the lives of children while also defending his drunk-driving buddy... It hurts my brain.

[@TREVINparty]

dude in the backseat likes kids so much i wouldn't be surprised if he's touched them

[@MrWhitelightning73]

Field sobriety tests are a waste of everyone’s time and energy. Breathalyzer or arrest.

[@matthewyeomans7106]

@@MrWhitelightning73 In spirit, sure, just cut to the chase. But the point of the tests are to bolster the case, it gives you video evidence of what a drunk jackass this guy is

[@scoobydoo8498]

Damn Jacob

[@scarletamazon3455]

@@MrWhitelightning73 Breathalyzer doesn't pick up when someone is under the influence of drugs, as they often are, just alcohol. That's why the field sobriety tests are still used.

[@hex.enigma]

"Children are dying." Uhhh... check this man's basement, please.

[@Drew-mm9wt]

Facts. Hes so fixated on children its actually very concerning😭

[@BennyVibes]

That backseat passenger is everything people hate about people

[@mollyram2997]

I rarely everrrr say this.. but I actually hate all of them.

[@informanti]

Just the worst kind of person 😂

[@bobbeezel2593]

Perfectly put 👍

[@ownSystem]

Old hipster

[@timosnorthshore]

It should have stayed at the ole fishin' hole.

[@calschiff5825]

Faking an asthma attack minutes after begging to hit his vape is one of the best things I’ve seen on this channel

[@TemperedMedia]

It's great how someone who "has an asthma attack" is capable of stopping on command to continue yelling at the cops for arresting him lol

[@A.Girl.Has.No.Name.]

I'd have asked him during his "asthma" attack if he wanted to hit his vape... and I bet ANYTHING that he'd have sat up and said yes.

[@zaviernegron4607]

Dude deserves an OSCAR FOR THAT FLAWLESS ACTING 😭🤌🏼

[@pddaawwgg]

Nicotine is a helluva drug. I know first hand. It's like an adult teddy bear.

[@chichi9851]

​@@pddaawwgg😂 my husband says "do you cuddle that vape at night? Is it yoyr BFF?"

[@StinklBerry316]

STFU was created just for that guy in the backseat.

[@nonono5351]

Yes

[@xtripsx11]

I think I actually said that out loud when he talked

[@kite47]

that and Scent Bird ads

[@bullbutter9699]

and Karen, liberals and communists

[@ErikZarins]

I think Jacob got fired from InfoWars it seems haha

[@rachelmoore1974]

So funny that as soon as Dillon's handcuffs were tight he was suddenly able to freely scream at the top of his lungs! He was miraculously healed from asthma!

[@Sharletwitch]

A miracle!

[@erikalynn1981]

I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have gotten fired for tasing the backseat guy just because I felt like it.

[@myfavoritedream2149]

well worth it

[@tracyjames8084]

I'm right there with you lol. I'd probably drain a Taser battery every day.

[@marlenefritz9622]

@@erikalynn1981 😆me too!

[@JHPine]

Oh yeah!

[@lisawatson9570]

😅😅😅

[@joet2699]

That’s the longest that dude in the backseat has ever talked to a girl.

[@cb9600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andybeans5790]

Cutting 😂

[@shawandthemiddles]

Bahahahhaha

[@brumby6697]

i noticed also his boyfriend in the front was getting jealous .

[@cherylhayes1001]

Except for his Mommy😂well she may have run screaming into the night 😂

[@lordthistlewick5711]

I feel bad for the passenger, having to sit there while Captain Reddit unleashes 30 years of virginity on the first female he’s ever talked to.

[@italianmiltyfriedman6264]

🤣

[@oxysz]

Captain Reddit 😂 I was thinking the same thing about dude in passenger seat like oh man get me out of here

[@sheagiesler]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ColbyandEon]

😂 😂 😂

[@TinyVio-Lynn]

😂 I’m crying.

[@matthew6695]

26:37 The Lt. “that’s not even our jurisdiction” , laughed out loud 😂

[@smileyrenee]

that cracked me up too😂😂

[@thelostone6981]

Someone who “cares” so much for kids SHOULD know that children are killed every year by drunk drivers AND THATS WHY WE HAVE LAWS AND OFFICERS STOPPING PEOPLE.

[@karenneill9109]

🎯In 2022 280 children were killed by drunk drivers in the US.

[@kimdoes32]

This!!

[@BACNandEGGS]

That requires thought and parents to raise them again from the beginning

[@JuanLopez-ts2ny]

He cares nothing about kids. Guy is just a weirdo

[@sieman78]

Yeah he kept mentioning Alexavier Pedrin (yeah I looked it up because his dumba$$ kept repeating it)...the child's death had nothing to do with cops and everything to do with fkd up parents.

[@ShawnMcLaughlin-re4jg]

Love how the neckbeard berates the officer for "paying his salary" with his tax dollars while being a county employee himself. The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Right and cops pay taxes too😂

[@Nba7yt]

I highly doubt he’s a county employee, he probably works at a factory oss

[@cammobunker]

@@Just.A.T-Rex As do-ironically-county employees.

[@PsunnProductions]

He’s also got a weird fixation on children that should probably be investigated

[@NittyGritty420]

Ridiculous when tax payers think they are the only ones that pay taxes 😂

[@blakedurrant9399]

When the collective IQ of the vehicle is lower than the tire count.

[@ohcrounches1989]

Their ignorance was hilarious to me. Donut Operator would be laughing at this typical lacrosse behavior

[@verarain9028]

lol 😂😂💯

[@ECMann-dr1sb]

The one guy in the trucker hat in the passenger seemed embarrassed by the other two so I’ll give him credit at least

[@marvinkutta7044]

@@ohcrounches1989 La Crosse C.U. is the best xD

[@robertkay9871]

Did anyone understand what the backseat passenger was talking about?

[@TomBulll]

That guy in the back is like Peter Griffin from Family Guy,after drinking and behave like a child😅

[@TillerG7]

Peter has more integrity than that.

[@TomBulll]

@@TillerG7" kekekeke " you absolutely right😂🤣😂

[@mailroomplus7310]

Man, backseat virgin is WAY too hung up on children. Asking "do you care about kids?" over and over and over is super creepy.

[@TheMainLead]

If its made up yeah hes creepy. But if its real then no he is not creepy

[@LivingForTMH]

He looks like a pdf

[@davewhiteduck935]

​@TheMainLead it's creepy because he seems to have first hand knowledge. And it very obsessed with children

[@pheniks0]

where the heart is full of, the mouth runs over ( or something like that )

[@RolIinStoner420]

@@LivingForTMH $1000 says he has a body length pillow with an Anime character on it

[@lbabb0607]

The patience that these police officers showed was superhuman

[@Thewatchinglad]

The verbal abuse from criminals is pathetic insulting to logic ..no other job deals with such abuse like first responders.

[@morsanbrorsan1]

Oh for sure, I could never ever be a cop! This stop would have, for sure, ended that career 😡😤😅 The backseat passenger is having the day of his life. Kinda gives the impression that he has never talked to a woman OR an officer ever before. These at least 2 "men" are such toddlers that I'm embarrassed for them. All they're missing's the bear spray and the flagpoles 🤢

[@agf1700]

@@morsanbrorsan1You hit the nail on the head, EXACTLY.

[@sharonblais3953]

@@morsanbrorsan1 absolutely!!!💯

[@JugSouthgate]

There's a reason they're so patient. Besides being trained professionals, the LEOs know that the criminals are trying very hard to get them to lose their cool, and do something that will get their charges dismissed AND get them a big settlement.

[@45proteinconsumer]

lardass in the back is absolutely insufferable

[@piper-vn7ic]

Because he's asking hard questions to masonic frat boys?

[@VoRLiN]

These guys are 100% trump supporters 🤣

[@Booze_Rooster]

​@@VoRLiN Yes, they probably are, as the majority of the citizens of this country are still wondering what Kamala's deal is. She was riding shotgun on the last four shitty years and has a vague plan she has failed to properly explain going into the future while ducking interviews.

[@ClimptonDiddlehopper]

​@@VoRLiNwe don't claim them. Just because one candidate is the better choice for a person's ideals over the other candidate doesn't mean they are supporters. If you only have 2 choices what else do you do? I never supported Trump but my other choices didn't line up with my ideals. I vote person not party. I was a Tulsi Gabbard supporter but your party railroaded her after she decimated who you "support" so does that make me a Trump supporter. I've never donated to him or the party he claims.

[@mikeydude750]

@@VoRLiN i could already tell by the sturgis american flag but "we want our government back" oh yeah he's definitely a magat

[@srt5musik]

I love when people randomly assume that parking the car magically makes all of their traffic violations and felonies go away 😂

[@transexl]

Never heard about that one, I'll put that to work in my advantage next time I get pulled over for sure

[@reelmermaid8844]

Or if they made it home.......

[@NevaG2190]

"Infringement on our civil rights" = running a red light in front of a cop 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@Skaiform]

Literally 1984

[@hotpotato4027]

And driving on a suspended license!

[@hotpotato4027]

@@Skaiform literally? How do you work that out?😂

[@methebee]

He is a walking red flag

[@LimuEmu420]

​@@hotpotato4027sarcasm....

[@kurtkaster5666]

These guys are one podcast from telling the cop they weren't driving, they were travelling.

[@solarlass5807]

Apparently, this is a sequel for Dillon. Perhaps on the release of his next film, he'll incorporate the sovereign citizen genre. Stay tuned.

[@feefs2139]

I'm dying sounds so accurate 🤦🏾‍♀️ 😂😂😂😂

[@gonelucid]

They are woke af 😂

[@jamallabarge2665]

You're probably correct - Dillon will use the "travelling" rap to cover for his suspended license.

[@8XSaintX8]

They are dooge maga

[@JeffersonFrank756]

The guy in the back seat is the type of guy who hates police. But calls them when someone punches him in the face for running his mouth.

[@SwanSoup69]

Exactly!

[@mythicsin3083]

Yep

[@corbinhbucknerjr558]

I don't get why the female cop just didn't put his flabby butt on "ignore" instead she kept on answering him.

[@mythicsin3083]

@@corbinhbucknerjr558 She should have

[@tony9305]

I'll volunteer for the second part.

[@FattyMateo]

Dillon thinks he's so hard built like an ice cream cone🤣

[@gramof5396]

The guy in the front seat is probably thinking, I should have gotten an Uber! 😂

[@Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

Bro just seemed past embarrassed lmao

[@mplslawnguy3389]

Definitely needs new friends.

[@cherryd9747]

It was his car

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

What a twit Dillon is. I guess it’s not an asthma attack if he can scream.

[@GhostRanger84]

Yeah I wouldn’t talk to them again lmao

[@nasum187]

The moment the guy in the front passenger seat started talking I was instantly so thankful for hearing at least one normal and rational person speaking to the cops. 🙏🏻

[@moegreen3870]

LOL same, i would buy that dude a beer xD

[@jasontaverner391]

We're judged by the company we keep.

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

​@@jasontaverner391well hopefully he's not keeping that company around him anymore

[@ViolinAddict]

Dude needs some better friends

[@thomasloney612]

I though that was Freddy Mercury.

[@chucker625]

I wanted to be a law enforcement officer when I was in high school. My dad told me I did not have the right temperament for the job. Every time I watch one of these videos I am reminded why I am thankful I listened to him.

[@the.h.is.silent]

Same. Same. 😅

[@kristinafletcher2919]

I wanted to be a lawyer. My mother told me I was too honest and couldn't lie well enough. She was a legal secretary. She knew what she was talking about.

[@andysux1]

Yup. I don't have the patience for it. The fact cops can talk to morons and keep their cool is astonishing to me.

[@supposedhumanmars]

My dad was a cop and all us kids were told repeatedly not to go into law enforcement. Suffice to say none of us are cops.

[@Nutnboujee]

That means he thought you were sane, intelligent, moral, non-aggressive and you know how to think properly!!! Good dad!!!! ps. You prolly have a generously sized peni$ as well!

[@FattyMateo]

The world's biggest toddler had the world's fakest asthma attack🤣

[@firstbradley3281]

When your friend group has to rely on a felon to be the designated driver, you need to expand your friend group.

[@erikalantto-bedini6309]

Lol

[@psinclairjr]

Agreed, but I think they deserve each other

[@KintokiSan]

You need to leave that one and find an entirely new one instead

[@Man_of_Renaissance]

Well his friends are just as insufferable

[@dystopian..]

A drunk felon

[@nikesneeze]

As soon as the blob got out of the car and started running up to the officers, he should’ve been cuffed and arrested for interference.

[@ph3nixrise]

Absolutely!

[@AA-tv5gv]

The blob! 😂

[@BeamieYT]

tubby mcannoyington? 😆

[@lindacarlson6887]

Yes ma’am

[@ShouterOfSanity]

For better or worse WI officers are very permissive. A bit too permissive if you ask me. But if this was one of the FL videos he'd probably have been tackled as soon as he got out of the car.

[@Applep1esandfrenchfr1es]

Larry, the Cable Guy was the only man that did not cause any problems. He remained quiet from the front seat the whole time. Respect ✊🏾

[@emekao502]

Yeah he seems like a good dude. Was even apologizing for his drunk idiot “friends” hopefully he gets some better friends.

[@matthewbesson5367]

He thought through the situation and decided to show some restraint and poise.

[@kahledblackman318]

He was too intoxicated to make clear sentences..lol 😆

[@Tytanized]

Bro needs better friends

[@nullnullnullvoid]

@@emekao502 to play devils advocate for him, a lot of times you dont realize how bad some people are until you see it happen. hearing about it from others can be dismissed, especially if all your interactions so far have been the opposite.

[@sentient_beanbag]

The asthma attack is giving big mouth bass out of water 😂

[@crd88918]

the guy in the back seat is the ULTIMATE reddit neck beard jabroni, dear god

[@RonSch123]

And according to him....our future! Glad I'm old.

[@leena3465]

lol I really think he was trying to woo her. Reddit told him to neg the ladies.

[@Callie-joe07]

I'm calling him redneck yobbo because it says everything about him

[@johnfreeman440]

I promise that dude has never seen a living, breathing vagina.

[@mariannemabie9274]

Help me out please. WTF is a jabroni?

[@hughaskew6550]

People who fake medical problems in an effort to get out of an arrest should not only have to pay the ambulance bill but should be charged with making a false report.

[@lisawatson9570]

I agree.

[@Omni_Shambles]

Damn! You guys have to pay for an ambulance? Wow. You really do live in a 3rd-world-toilet-nation. 🤡🤡🤡

[@MisspEC]

I believe it is their bill until they are booked in jail

[@slypear]

Good to learn! @@MisspEC

[@RDnAC]

It’s offensive to people who really suffer with this actually.

[@WillyGrippo]

Wisconsin has their own special brand of mouthy, know-it-all drunks. Mr. Tubby Backseat needs to catch some hands

[@Austin.Kilgore]

lol backseat fatty sounded like such a looser… “So what’d ya guys get pulled over for?” “GoD kNoWs WhAt… iNfRiNgMeNtS oN OuR CiViL RiGhTs. 🤓👍” Edit: 5:40 Oh god, he’s getting worse… I now completely agree. Dudes needs cracked in the m outh

[@simonlarge2052]

Yeah, acting sanctimonious about a child’s death but calling investigating drunk driving trivial! Guess what one of the most common causes of death for kids is in the US?

[@V3racious3]

Your mum can catch some fists. Ask me how I know...

[@cruisinguy6024]

@@simonlarge2052oh I know, it’s firearms! Followed by motor vehicle collisions which has fallen significantly in recent decades thanks to modern safety whereas firearm deaths are rising.

[@cruisinguy6024]

You’re right, I’ve noticed that Wisconsin drunks are a whole thing on their own.

[@Airazor]

Throwback to the traffic light crash. Epic. The legend continues.

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

Drunk Dillon: 🤬🤬🤬 Backseat SovCit : 🗣️🗣️ Front passenger: 🤐

[@codynichols7053]

shotgun king

[@faceless3239]

Front passenger guy definitely was rethinking who he hangs around the entire time

[@tass2001]

The mere fact of distrusting and disliking law enforcement doesn’t make someone a sovereign citizen.

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

@@tass2001 you must’ve not listened to the rhetoric you silly SovCit ☠️

[@jdk353]

The sense of entitlement here is thick.

[@GraceH81]

What an insufferable bunch of toddlers.

[@Fooney1]

The one guy was cool.

[@annagitana1]

Disgusting humans.

[@danbehling7345]

And they all get to vote, great!

[@mikehlusak6727]

Never wanted someone tased as much as these guys

[@annamariavalatka636]

I agree 💯💯

[@ms_jane]

Same

[@thunderspear2251]

That poor front-seat passenger

[@kevinr8459]

Shot***

[@shannondh83]

I appreciate that the drunk back seat guy was taken home but I really wanted this to be a twofer arrest.

[@jacobwestfield3164]

He’s literally wearing a wrist band for drinking that’s hilarious 🤣😂😂😂😂😂 And then he tried to take it off like the cop wouldn’t notice half way through the arrest. 😂😂

[@tcntad87]

No its not, i went to a small venue concert twice and got a wristbands, EVERYONE got a wristband

[@beefsticklover6968]

@@tcntad87 I also had the opposite where the drinking tents were the only ones doing wristbands

[@boomnews815]

​@@tcntad87The cops clearly said it's a button to get in and a wristband to buy booze.

[@MikeHawkbaby]

@@boomnews815exactly lol and every event’s different buddy think the one concert he been to how they all go

[@Mrshotshell]

@@tcntad87 You went to the same exact venue as these guys? It's not a universal standard

[@victoriacyr5150]

The guy in the backseat was such a douche and so rude for absolutely no reason. Despicable

[@dd-Espana]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? THE LAST TWO LUITENANTS AT MY HOUSE HAD TO TAKE A SHIT BEFORE THEY CAME THEN HE ORDERED A FUCKING BEAR CAT. 😂Did I understand this correctly lol

[@pinheadlarry1327]

Dudes the definition of a liberal

[@Fortunecookie47]

Wish they cld have arrested him just for being so annoying and obnoxious. i bet it wasn’t just the alcohol. It was purely his warped personality.

[@dannydubya9410]

​@pinheadlarry1327 oh no buddy, those were the ramblings of an alt right loser who spends all his time on 4chan. They hate cops too

[@Medipaul]

You’re trolling, right? He is every Trump fan I’ve ever met

[@dianejohnson26]

Amazing how his “asthma” resolved completely and he went from gasping to shouting profanities in a split second. Both of those men are wastes of space.

[@mindimartian9821]

Poor Dillon doesn't have much of an IQ. He'll be like this forever.

[@patriziacathey605]

I'll second that !

[@annagitana1]

Repulsive.

[@patbarbe6962]

The patience these officers exhibit here is amazing

[@christianbaughn199]

Spitting in someone's face as an offence on its own should carry a sentence of way longer than 11 days in jail.

[@Brixster]

He wasn't put in jail for that because the charge was dropped. It was probably for the other things, which makes your sentiment even better because an aggressive drunk driver was only imprisoned for 11 days.

[@SuddenUpdraft]

Especially because of Covid which is still around. Not to mention other viruses and diseases. And, of course, the pure grossness of it.

[@crushlogic]

Spitting on someone is a class 1 felony in Wisconsin. So yes, should be a long jail or prison sentence.

[@PhantomCookie87]

​@@crushlogicYup, it's a bio hazard

[@fishcreature2416]

@@BrixsterIf it was read in doesn’t that mean the victim still pressed for charges? So now he gets away with it?

[@aukrayn]

Guy with the angler hat is VERY verbal about about children endangerment for someone who looks exactly like a certain stereotype.

[@pattilemonhouse7911]

Exactly what I thought.

[@Allworldallday]

I wish we would later found out he owned a white van with tinted out windows

[@Assorted-Moose-Nonsense]

@@aukrayn Yeah he sure seems like he's on the register..

[@WyldfireKeeper]

I can very easily imagine him playing a banjo at a playground.

[@ihatespam2]

Yet they are drunk driving!

[@twig4590]

The guy in the back seat spends a lot of time on reddit for sure.

[@sue3032]

And porn hub.

@@sue3032 Hey now, don't be demonizing PH, lol

[@darklord9581]

He got a tinfoil cap under the bucket hat

[@Assorted-Moose-Nonsense]

​@@darklord9581 It's defo made of tinfoil and painted camo. 😂

[@jessebeeghly3608]

He’s got those internet muscles

[@HotTakeAndy]

“Jacob, be quiet!” 😂😂😂

[@TheSimba86]

ah yes, the classic "if i'm parked you can't pull me over" technique

[@WyldfireKeeper]

It works nevery time.

[@menikmati789]

Foiled again!

[@SmilerORocker]

I've stopped using the following joke but as you say... a classic... so I say .... "... and they call the Irish stupid" 😂😂😂 👍🇮🇪

[@MichaelJohnson-uy7gd]

It’s actually worked quite a few times for me

[@mariusvanc]

Cops HATE this one trick!

[@CherrillByrket-ko5cs]

His asthma attack was miraculous cured when he got distracted from his act. 😂

[@martin-pz6ds]

the mind-body connection is a mystery

[@donnaburleson7097]

One thing about being a criminal if you're a man you can always act like a man if you're a lady you can act like a lady

[@karlagarcia1851]

I respect their opinions but the way two of them went about it was a bit much

[@karlagarcia1851]

You mean when he was mysteriously hurt oops 🙊 I mean shocked

[@heatherwilliams2565]

😂😂

[@jstmythots]

As someone with asthma, I can 100% say this is not how asthma works.😂 And the guy in the back seat sure seems interested in children.

[@Grawlix_Jungle]

Bet he's a libertarian too

[@odobenus159]

@@Grawlix_Jungle Nah, we libertarians want a bit less government regulation for everyone. He wants NO government regulation. For himself and his friends. Because how very dare anyone stop his drunk driving buddy from killing the kids he "cares" so much about.

[@NoTengoDinero69]

He loves kids, candy, and every combination of them,

[@cad0isk]

immediately after begging for a hit of his vape too 😂😂

[@tjlpurdy]

​@@odobenus159 1000%. Drunk driving kills so many innocent people.

[@Tenebrae87]

I love how he is having some sort of breathing attack, and then sits up quickly and start screaming 😅

[@Susan-cooks]

Backseat Bob is awfully worried about children for someone who doesn't have a chance in hell of procreating.

[@glamdolly30]

TRUTH! 🤣🤣🤣

[@NBMonkey]

Yup 😂

[@who-_-Cares]

💯

[@Invisible5723]

Dude never gets any! He is that creepy friend

[@deaconpoe5941]

Let’s hope it never happens.

[@deejaydiabolic]

Dude in the back definitely added a fever-dream vibe to the stop.

[@jcasto7343]

Perfect analysis

[@ls_812]

I bet his dad regrets the night he created the POS

[@chrisnotap]

When back seat buddy said “I pay your wage” she should have said “Then I want a raise to continue dealing with you”

[@RocketRocket-ce3ke]

I doubt he can pay his rent.

[@buddyholly9269]

"How do you recognize M4GA-Trump3teer-Voters?" Furry Backseat Guy:

[@patrickjames3148]

​@buddyholly9269 nah he is one of those woke soft democrats who vote for kamala because he believes all the lies she tells and will vote for her just because she is a woman. One of those weirdos

[@dakotareid1566]

Ironically enough he pays his own salary because he’s also a county employee

[@JeffHill-rn5bx]

I carried a nickel in my shirt pocket for such occasions... 😃

[@Jackyll-x3o]

"I'm not an animal!" Literally spits at people💁🏻‍♀️

[@makaylarae1000]

camel behavior

[@entheogenocide]

Dude in the passenger seat needs some new friends. He seems like a good guy. Dylan and Jacob have 15 braincells between the two.

[@davidperez5089]

Dylan, Jacob, no Tristan?! 😂😂

[@HEMI-MOMMA]

You're giving them way too much credit.

[@davelowets]

YES

[@cs1458]

When he was tapping his hand on the windowsill during the reddit mod's rant, I think that's exactly what was going through his head 😂

[@KyleRS877]

15 seems generous

[@Gussi145]

“You don’t care about kids” says the guy that allows a drunk friend to drive…. Real smart

[@buddyholly9269]

This bearded reddit mod talks a little too much about children... That dude is a creep

[@ericalcosiba]

Lacrosse needs a welfare check 😂

[@SOTMead]

"This town needs an enema!"

[@Kingnothing7x]

Lacrosse...Lacrosse never changes

[@ericalcosiba]

​​@@Kingnothing7xyaaa and this tubby dude in the van is talking about the next gen or whatever lol

[@mjd111]

And really who cares if he works for lacrosse. Is that supposed to mean something. 😵‍💫 That poor Police Officer had to listen to his 💩 🤦

[@realjosephanthony]

That place makes all of Florida seem like Disney.

[@KTGHATS]

His asthmatic symptoms went away fast 😂

[@CrJediKnight]

All of that, including his priors, and he only got a $1000 signature bond and 11 days in jail that was already served. At this point, the courts are to blame for why this guy is still a nuisance

[@ChuckThree]

Liberal appointed judges 🤷‍♂️

[@ihatespam2]

@@ChuckThreewhaaaaah! Maybe if you Repugs would use some of that money you keep giving back to the rich we would have space in jail for them.

[@Fanciest-Hobo]

And they dropped his felony charge. This man's attitude is the result of being let off the hook too much

[@Blaxton9]

Welcome to Wisconsin

[@crushlogic]

Lacrosse, WI, has got to have the highest degenerate repeat offender population in the Midwest. And every one of them gets a minimum cash bail or signature bond.

[@gwynluv5447]

Prosecutors need to STOP dropping the battery on LEO charges! It's infuriating. It also empowers these assholes to keep doing it. The prosecutor who made this plea deal needs to be fired and the judge who approved it needs to step down. This guy is a career criminal, he commits a felony and a few misdemeanors, a DUI, and only spends 11 days in jail and has to pay a few fines?!? That is why this society is so f-ed up. Nobody faces the consequences of their actions.

[@gyromurphy]

That's the point. It makes it look like crime rates are dropping and also to dissolve American society from within. Look into how the Open Society and WEF are funding American soft on crime DAs and judges' campaigns. It's absolutely insane. When you here about violent people not being held accountable, almost 100% of the time... They're Soros funded

[@spacerat111]

seriously. That shit alone has to discourage a lot of young people who *think* about joining the police from joining. Why bother if the public and the prosecutors are against you.

[@debbie4503]

I 💯 Agree!

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Yup. Does these prosecutors ever see the consequences of their stupid watching these videos? A DA in Michigan did something similar and got unseated last month by Deborah Davis. Shes fairly well known among the KZbin sphere.

[@valerierodger]

@@UnchainedAmerica she got elected? Awesome! She was a great prosecutor, was very fair and always did her best by the victims.

[@kimely9621]

How does spitting on an officer get DISMISSED?????? That is the most disgusting thing ever and should never be dropped

[@johnanon6938]

Dismissed and 1k bond for all those probations daym its like all the "judges" in Lacrosse Wisconsin are trying to make sure police officers get enough body cam footage daily to take over youtube.

[@damagecontrol2424]

I’m so mad!

[@mike2339]

Because they are white.

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@mike2339 No, because blue states are removing that as a serious offense. It should be a serious offense because of diseases. Spitting at or biting an officer should be a felony, full-stop.

[@AGirlHasNoName1.618]

@@mike2339 BS..rather, prosecutors who don't want to do what they're paid to. Never would have happened in my State where it would be a criminal battery with a high bail and not a prayer of dismissal. You get what you vote for I suppose 🤷‍♀

[@eternitisRequiem]

Situations like this make me back the blue harder than I ever have before. So much respect, so many allowances from all angles. You had so many chances, I'm sorry man, but what did you expect after every single olive branch was offered to you? Best of luck, Dylan

[@GinjaNinja77]

The back and forth between the guy taking sobriety tests and the airbag in the backseat is a brilliant piece of editing on OP’s part 👏

[@transexl]

Almost insufferable in its density, though❗😨

[@bendalton5221]

the dude with the floppy hat that thinks he knows so much is exactly what is wrong with this country

[@darklord9581]

Aye man he’s the next generation and will lead our country to greatness 😂🤣

[@bendalton5221]

@@darklord9581 he will be arguing and defending cases in court in no time, a true stalwart of the legal system, we're lucky to have such experts

[@nuhuh4564]

Sounds like some antifa boys

[@justicierodelaliga]

Yes, he and his friends are.

[@NiskaMagnusson]

he's got an ego the size of wisconsin lol

[@rhinnojr.1049]

Dude in the front seat is chill as hell he needs new friends. Id have a beer with him. He is the only one in the car with an self awareness.

[@PurpleHaze_11]

Lmao😂

[@megladon6]

“I’m too drunk to drive but I have sober people coming to pick up the truck.” If only he had called those sober people first. He could’ve avoided this whole headache.

[@gorey4more837]

Dude's shirt is a BIG red flag.

[@TheJohnnyvegas22]

Making it onto Code Blue Cam is going to be the highlight of Dillon’s life.

[@chevlife3311]

His biggest accomplishment in life.

[@annamariavalatka636]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BOOMBILLY502]

Won’t be his first time either 😆

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@BOOMBILLY502 It's not his first time. He is a bonefide La Crosse Universe recurring character now. The stuff of legends.

[@keymaster8176]

He is right there with Noah.

[@rickimaka3027]

The dude in the back seat is verbally abusing the woman officer he is a coward.....

[@jonboll-LGM]

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Is that what he was doing? I honestly can’t tell….sounded like some mush-mouth nonsense to me.

[@saywhatKavs]

These guys are what you can expect from "Date Right Stuff" dating app. Misogyny is the way of the "Right" man... They left the bar alone; seems about right. No wonder they are so angry and childlike😂

[@5050TM]

I don't have the patience for these types. I'd lose my job 😅

[@Mark-uh4zd]

Well, he can’t get women so he probably hates them and blames them for not liking him. Classic incel

[@dant1983]

Cop: "look at my pen!". drunk guy: "I AM!!!" Cop: "no your not!. drunk guy: "I AM!!!". His friend: "Four score and seven years ago our father brought to this continent, a new nation....." This was so entertaining lmao.

[@heatherwilliams2565]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@PaulDumas-e3n]

This Dillon is A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYTHING THAT MAKES A HUMAN A HUMAN. I give police so much credit, for having to deal with these total wastes.

[@GrumpyMeow-Meow]

As an asthmatic, I can say that is the funniest, most ridiculous, most laughable fake asthma attack ever! 😂😂😂

[@user-kt6rf7dh6p]

My son has asthma and I told him to watch because obviously he's been doing it wrong all these years. He laughed so hard!

[@Aspire-23]

Imagine the jail officers having to deal with this clown. Those poor workers.

[@laz0rbra1n]

he should be charged for the ambulance. other people need it.

[@melodiem2408]

It was horrifically acted! I’ve never heard an asthma attack sound like that. The scary part is that in reality, asthma attacks are often very quiet! 🥴

[@s.p.e.2696]

As an asthmatic woman…. 😂😂😂

[@Daniel-gb9ex]

That one dude seems to have a weird obsession with children

[@sketchysketches381]

Guys like that watch too many videos about conspiracy theories. They pick up all these different tidbits they hear from other people and just run with it. They can't even regurgitate the stupid talking points back properly. He probably feels like he's talking to sheep when he explains this to people and they have no clue what the hell he's rambling about

[@nancyslagleacts]

Yeah, wtf was he babbling about with the whole “children died” thing? What happened, exactly?

[@TheTragicClown6001]

@@nancyslagleactsseems to be alexavier Pedrin killed through neglect by a druggie mom. Seems backseat guy is concocting a theory that the police were somehow complicit

[@djdsst]

It's their constitutional right to run red lights.

[@TheBoombooman]

Check his computer

[@unapologeticallyb5068]

This might be the longest conversation that guy in the back has ever had with a woman in his life

[@Kizzalovespugs]

😂

[@peterhollings309]

And last.

[@BubblesNoSoap]

"that's not even our jurisdiction" was #1 plot twist wtf 😭

[@yasinsalehi8421]

The patience these police officers have is CRAZY

[@doctoruttley]

It’s dangerous.

[@cd4498]

​@@doctoruttley they should have had him in the car half hour ago

[@kikki1386]

These look like the kind of guys that call you a lesbian when you reject them at the bar

[@Dracula926]

😂☠ 💀

[@BryanBenoitPhoto]

There is a name for it… Incel

[@Shaytan.666]

And if you really are a lesbian and reject them, they will try to change your mind and say that you haven't found the right man yet and they will continue to harass you

[@mrjesabi]

I think the guy in back seat might be lesbian.

[@KyleRS877]

Hahahahaha no kidding, I could totally see that

[@jamesmckay8663]

And this here, ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, is what a grown ass man-child looks like.😂😂 The dude in the passenger front seat is the only adult there.

[@bencavallero6776]

I wonder if cops give people like this so many chances because they get a break from work conducting these pointless field sobriety tests. In new zealand i got pulled over and the first thing the cop did was give me a breathalyzer. I loved how quick and easy it was. Field sobriety test are pointless. We have breathalyzers. Why not use them. They aren't expensive and save officer's time.

[@transexl]

I got SO frustrated and angry whilst watching and kept thinking "These superhuman cops have to step SO carefully in order not to be sued or their case getting kicked out for some formality". The time and number of officers WASTED for some.... 😢

[@devinhogan5493]

The guy in the passenger seat actually seemed nice. He didn’t bug the police officers, just minded his own business and only asked questions that he needed to know for his car.

[@solodad7999]

Cause he doesn't want his car impounded.

[@darthsmack7090]

Because he had shit he needed to hide and he knew better than to draw attention to himself.

[@Steve-O187]

I just could not be a cop in this day and age. Dealing with these insufferable adult babies constantly would push me over the edge 🤯

[@ronnirides9705]

I guarantee that dude in the backseat wonders why he can’t get a gf and blames it on the “Chads”

[@NeonGrn_Viking]

Or his gf is a 12 yo hostage in his fun closet.

[@benevivunt1256]

He probably consumes a bunch of red pill content and then regurgitates it when he argues with women on the internet 😂

[@imonyourside8376]

You rang?

[@Fwyd]

An incel if there ever was one.

[@HereWashThis]

Uhh…they don’t blame it on the Chads, silly.

[@xSynisterx]

This is the funnest police channel ever. The zoom ins and jump cuts are the reason this channel is my favorite 😂😂😂 26:36

[@aglayabirchmountain833]

YESSS! Another Code Blue video! I'm pursuing a degree in Criminal Justice, and I LOVE watching bodycam videos during my breaks.

[@stevenr8606]

... but, with OUT the adds.

[@HappysFunPalace]

@@stevenr8606 i dont mind ads if it means they can keep making high quality videos for free, without ads they would have to do less since they make less money from it

[@kimely9621]

I graduated with a degree in CJ and went on to be a paralegal, lived every minute of it!

[@GabbyX-54]

SAME. I’ve literally learned so much just from just watching these videos. It’s actually insane

[@GabbyX-54]

@Brandon-mh3pvonline community college is 100% the way to go. Look into different community college criminal justice programs and enroll in the one you like!

[@ThingerVal]

“Children die bc of your badge” as he happily gets escorted to a bar by his hammered friend who is disregarding street lights

[@spawnofsatan117]

Here's a joke. 3 neck beards go to Riverfest get drunk and 1 neck beard gets a DUI , the end...

[@Esther-lm6pm]

Just another Saturday night for them 😅🙄

[@christopherborum6551]

Good one 😂

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

To be fair, passenger seat seemed pretty chill.

[@mikemoran4340]

& the stupid collared shirts with the sleeves cut off? Classy AF

[@briansalce2808]

and just like that, 3+ lives were saved that night.

[@headp3]

My god at first glance at that thumbnail, i thought man what happened to Stiffler!!!😂😂😂

[@lisah1095]

Officers, you have my respect. You couldn't pay me enough to put up with these idiots!!

[@becauseentropy8646]

I’m only 10min in, but this is the best documentary about Neckbeards that I’ve ever seen. It’s fascinating that out in the wild, they behave the exact same way they do online. Idk what’s funnier, the BucketHatNeckBeard’s choice to woo the lady cop by reciting his most upvoted Reddit posts in non sequitur fashion, or his choice to act superior to everyone while looking like a 45 yr old toddler sitting in the BACKSEAT of the car by himself. The only thing better than this video, is the ENTIRE comment section…it’s comedy gold, I can’t believe how perfectly hilarious this is. Humiliation will hopefully deter the NeckBeards from doing this again.

[@Synaptic_gap]

Beards, in general, are long past their expiration date.

[@BraydenBomb2006]

I wanna be a neckbeard when I grow up

[@booshmcfadden7638]

"Ok, only 6 more shots. I gotta be responsible as the designated driver."

[@ChaosCoordinator404]

Heeey Boosh, another episode of "LaCrosse GTA6 server" XD

[@maxahissou7574]

😭😭😂🤣😅😭🤣

[@jgwents]

Tell me you couldn’t get a date in high school without telling me you couldn’t get a date on high school. Respect to the cops on scene.

[@LESLASLESLAS]

I hope the dude in the backseat is reading these comments.

[@buddyholly9269]

Sure he will, he is a reddit mod. Btw If you see this, stop talking about children all the time, you're creepy

[@zenith3783]

Front seat passenger is the only guy who had any sense. You can tell he was reconsidering his friendship with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb here. Man decided he didn't wanna become the Third Stooge after all. And of course our ring leader was wearing a Sturgis shirt! I used to have to deal with people just like this way too much and decided my peace was more valuable.

[@tbell7935]

@zenith3783 he quickly got on his phone and texted his folks to come get him and his vehicle with a sober driver, so much for hanging out with the fellas. He was over it.

[@ErikZarins]

- clicks video - Me: is it La Crosse, Wisconsin?? Narrator: police were conducting routine patrol at a festival in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Me: *YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS*

[@anthonyhack1164]

I swear it's almost ALWAYS in Wisconsin.

[@ErikZarins]

@@anthonyhack1164 hey La Crosse is The Happiest Place on Earth!

[@NachosBorealis]

​@@anthonyhack1164that's because the channel owner is from LA Crosse

[@craigsheffield6546]

Yes, it is La Crosse I'm sorry to say. We have to put up with that on a regular basis.

[@ty7280]

I literally rolled my head back 😂