Drunk Michael Reeves Will Get Himself To Jail

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Michael Reeves Fan Channel

Michael Reeves Fan Channel

2 жыл бұрын

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michael : www.twitch.tv/michaelreeves?sr=a
michaelreeves?s=09
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Lily: / lilypichu
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@ekko808
@ekko808 2 жыл бұрын
Michael's Creamy Surprise - 3 oz. soju - 1 bottle Yakult - 2 oz. Strawberry Calpico - 1 oz. Regular Calpico
@Prototyp8
@Prototyp8 2 жыл бұрын
thank you im gonna go have a very creamy surprise
@cleer9505
@cleer9505 2 жыл бұрын
Since a soju bottle is like 360ml and it looks like he almost finishes the whole thing off I think it’s more like 120ml (4oz) in each. Soju is still quite weak so it’s like 1.5-2 standards in each drink.
@TheCbass.
@TheCbass. 2 жыл бұрын
This is what I was looking for ty
@Adddmeeeeh
@Adddmeeeeh 2 жыл бұрын
Someone give a review
@ekko808
@ekko808 2 жыл бұрын
@@cleer9505 You're probably about right...I just thought I'd be conservative. I've adjusted it to 3 oz.
@BruhMeister993
@BruhMeister993 2 жыл бұрын
I keep on forgetting that Michael Reeves is a full ass adult that can drink alcohol and not a literal highschool freshman
@jakesmith2341
@jakesmith2341 2 жыл бұрын
He's actually a genius spliced with a Chihuahua's energy in a tiny, yet ripped body.
@Sundaeys
@Sundaeys 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he does look like he’s still in high school with the acne
@glm_9555
@glm_9555 2 жыл бұрын
He's simultaneously an adult and child at the same time...
@idkcba
@idkcba 12 күн бұрын
Tbf, he does look like a freshman
@PennyEvolus
@PennyEvolus 12 күн бұрын
Haha Americans dont drink until 21 haha sucks for you yanks
@someaustralianwithmemes2552
@someaustralianwithmemes2552 2 жыл бұрын
At this point Micheal is just trying to find new skills to learn so he doesn't end up bored and do something illegal
@hasher9360
@hasher9360 2 жыл бұрын
The only illegal thing I see here, is the amount of logical precision your comment has.
@milokiss8276
@milokiss8276 2 жыл бұрын
same. i relate.
@TheDeviIDogg
@TheDeviIDogg 2 жыл бұрын
I've always had a similar question relating to life. What happens when you're the smartest person or you've accomplished everything you've ever wanted to do including new things? Do you then decide to turn into a villain because you're so bored?
@s.ach1o
@s.ach1o 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDeviIDogg yes actually, after I've reached my "goals" i realized how empty i am. making me want more. everyday i wake up thinking of stuff that will put me in jail because of how bored i am
@lukelehmann4783
@lukelehmann4783 2 жыл бұрын
I do literally the same thing
@tylernelson310
@tylernelson310 2 жыл бұрын
First hes a homemade engineer, then he is a knife master, then he can cook, now he can make amazing coctails, what skill doesnt the god mykull reeves have
@impjbtw
@impjbtw 2 жыл бұрын
dont forget epic gamer
@black-x-sage
@black-x-sage 2 жыл бұрын
Lol he’s the definition of boyfriend material 😂 😂 😂
@CrimothyLimothy
@CrimothyLimothy 2 жыл бұрын
@Mr.fluffiestpanda He makes memes
@Darkxfin
@Darkxfin 2 жыл бұрын
@Mr.fluffiestpanda he is the meme, the myth, the legend
@shuro9553
@shuro9553 2 жыл бұрын
keeping a good sleep schedule?
@discordmanastartes6627
@discordmanastartes6627 2 жыл бұрын
Michael and Lily's relationship is actually like really cute, you'd never think a crackhead addicted to tazing people would get this far
@fishgod5396
@fishgod5396 2 жыл бұрын
And then there’s Michael...
@KevinLopez-fm9kz
@KevinLopez-fm9kz 2 жыл бұрын
Every man has his weakness
@eldritchexploited5462
@eldritchexploited5462 2 жыл бұрын
@@ken5975 *deafening silence*
@ken5975
@ken5975 2 жыл бұрын
@@eldritchexploited5462 M-C michael's dead ! (idk why i delete the comment)
@JackBettey
@JackBettey 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like many people assume Michael acts the same in stream and in videos as he does irl, almost every KZbinr has a completely different personality irl, sometimes you can see it when you go to their very first videos but in cases like Michael and other KZbinrs who blew up extremely fast it’s almost impossible to tell, the best way to see his personality irl is when you watch him talk to lily or be in other peoples vlogs and he doesn’t realize it so it’s all unscripted pure no crackhead Michael.
@jakemakes
@jakemakes 2 жыл бұрын
Drunk michael actually seems like a normal human
@Onmeowoji
@Onmeowoji 2 жыл бұрын
tru, he sounded like an actual human for the first time on the stream
@Vifon69
@Vifon69 2 жыл бұрын
michael is always drunk
@raet6375
@raet6375 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vifon69 On crack*
@mystic_spider
@mystic_spider 2 жыл бұрын
The alcohol slows his brain down to human levels.
@thebaneofhumanity.
@thebaneofhumanity. 2 жыл бұрын
He has such a huge iq that when he’s drunk he gets to have a normal human iq
@generalartist420
@generalartist420 2 жыл бұрын
I'm now convinced that Micheal is just a bored guy who will do everything just so he doesn't taze someone
@stevenrogers5366
@stevenrogers5366 2 жыл бұрын
Having unbound strength & intelligence is quite boring
@nobodynew1621
@nobodynew1621 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenrogers5366your forgetting about influence
@LawrenceMusic675
@LawrenceMusic675 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenrogers5366 Basically like Saitama
@JazzEdan
@JazzEdan 2 жыл бұрын
Anything but make his own videos...
@jacobcerda6924
@jacobcerda6924 2 жыл бұрын
@@LawrenceMusic675 saitama isnt the smartest tho
@yodeen884
@yodeen884 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this is all pre recorded and he's been in jail for 5 years
@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185
@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 2 жыл бұрын
That explains his lack of uploads.
@sementink8844
@sementink8844 2 жыл бұрын
@@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185i laughed way harder than i should have!!!
@ShadowGhostHD
@ShadowGhostHD 2 жыл бұрын
Made my day :D
@Chillyum
@Chillyum 2 жыл бұрын
he’s probably broken out by now
@pingu7910
@pingu7910 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chillyum his giga brain found way to break out of prison.
@crafter_pl4205
@crafter_pl4205 2 жыл бұрын
Micheal: *Talking about somone cuting his head off*. Lily:Look how cute he is :D.
@shortsmain6971
@shortsmain6971 2 жыл бұрын
Looking for this comment. Thank you.
@lelanddent778
@lelanddent778 2 жыл бұрын
Read this as it happened 😂😂
@frickenz808
@frickenz808 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah what Michael said was a true story, we were there when it happened but didn't know what it actually was because police closed the area kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpmmgXegjppjqrs
@kyrasmith4757
@kyrasmith4757 2 жыл бұрын
6:35
@TheDeviIDogg
@TheDeviIDogg 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't date him I'm dating him" as he talks about a man getting his head cut off. They do say opposites attract
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@neopolitan7437
@neopolitan7437 2 жыл бұрын
Unsurprisingly, Michael still hasn't been caught because of his big his brain is
@bearyelverton720
@bearyelverton720 2 жыл бұрын
First comment, thousandths like
@eragonawesome
@eragonawesome 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, the fbi just know he's more useful free
@Erajdemon
@Erajdemon 2 жыл бұрын
the Cops just haven't got the facilities to store such a big brain yet.
@theNoirwendigo
@theNoirwendigo 2 жыл бұрын
Well he hasn't uploaded so thay dont know where he is
@sircuffington
@sircuffington 2 жыл бұрын
we haven't seen his drones in a while
@breakdancingpeanut184
@breakdancingpeanut184 2 жыл бұрын
Michael talking with Lily standing around him saying "HES SO CUTE" is so damn wholesome I love these two so much
@dodo7097
@dodo7097 2 жыл бұрын
I agree I love how Michael was talking about somebody being decapitated
@kyrasmith4757
@kyrasmith4757 2 жыл бұрын
6:35
@SomeKrieger
@SomeKrieger 2 жыл бұрын
Mikael: coding is really hard What he’s actually been doing:
@underwatercar4139
@underwatercar4139 2 жыл бұрын
It's hard to be not lazy
@SirUncleDolan
@SirUncleDolan 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even him and i feel attacked 🤣
@Berci1511
@Berci1511 2 жыл бұрын
I think its spelled mYkAeL
@Fem_Witch
@Fem_Witch 2 жыл бұрын
@@Berci1511 nah, it's Michael with a b
@Berci1511
@Berci1511 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fem_Witch THERE'S A BEE????
@kimmerykim6495
@kimmerykim6495 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Michael accidentally set off a dirty bomb and wiped out all of humanity and you're dreaming in purgatory
@sireli2100
@sireli2100 2 жыл бұрын
Purgatory that he made 👁👄👁
@marinovanderzalm8205
@marinovanderzalm8205 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty accurate actually
@zacklp3844
@zacklp3844 2 жыл бұрын
Were in the Matrix
@isaiahjoy771
@isaiahjoy771 2 жыл бұрын
Purgatory is entertaining
@matthewroche8482
@matthewroche8482 2 жыл бұрын
How is Michael more calm when absolutely smashed
@FANNIX-
@FANNIX- 2 жыл бұрын
probably adhd
@vikyqk2859
@vikyqk2859 2 жыл бұрын
@@FANNIX- this one is more accurate answer
@RagnarokPKXD
@RagnarokPKXD 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like he's pretty sober to me
@invertedcrayon
@invertedcrayon 2 жыл бұрын
@@RagnarokPKXD he's so drunk lmao, as if ahahahaha
@RagnarokPKXD
@RagnarokPKXD 2 жыл бұрын
@@invertedcrayon Honestly, I really couldn't tell
@Alto_C
@Alto_C 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Did you know someone got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? that shit's so wild." Lily: "You're so cute"
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@csongorszecska
@csongorszecska 2 жыл бұрын
Lily is just defending Michael from the chat while Michael explains how he witnessed a murder in a bathroom. This is beautiful lmao.
@mother...
@mother... 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate mIkAeL for making our lives a little bit better
@johannesisaksson7842
@johannesisaksson7842 2 жыл бұрын
Swedish Michael isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Swedish Mikael:
@mother...
@mother... 2 жыл бұрын
@@johannesisaksson7842 Almost died 💀💀💀
@JorgeNotReal
@JorgeNotReal 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the title with terrible english
@johannesisaksson7842
@johannesisaksson7842 2 жыл бұрын
@@JorgeNotReal I mean, it could be correct, if he was arrested and said he'd go there himself.
@prod.bymaxx
@prod.bymaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@johannesisaksson7842 Nooo noo no no nooo more like Mikel
@boop7405
@boop7405 2 жыл бұрын
The way mikul is talking about graphic beheading and lily is fighting with the chat over him😭❤️
@ItsJosh13
@ItsJosh13 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: look how cute he is Michael: and he went into this bathroom and chopped his head off 💀
@Ceelker
@Ceelker 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Did you know, someone got decapitated in that bathroom?" Lily: "You're sooooo cuuuuute".
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@elijahlasmarias2161
@elijahlasmarias2161 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering what the two larger bottle drinks were, I'm pretty sure it was Calpis/Calpico. It's honestly rrly yummy
@blaster1466
@blaster1466 2 жыл бұрын
Yep it is, I've had it before
@vertexblue1007
@vertexblue1007 2 жыл бұрын
I love buying Calpico
@BarcenasJoel
@BarcenasJoel 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much! I want to recreate this drink myself.
@intrsv
@intrsv 2 жыл бұрын
michael: talking about someone getting decapitated lily: TYPE 1 IN CHAT IF YOU THINK HES CUTE
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@istvanhever9269
@istvanhever9269 2 жыл бұрын
why does Michael sound smarter when drunk? lmao
@aspwil
@aspwil 2 жыл бұрын
When drunk he does not care about dumding it down enough to explain it to us.
@istvanhever9269
@istvanhever9269 2 жыл бұрын
@@aspwil makes sense
@cursedemperor9600
@cursedemperor9600 2 жыл бұрын
Michaels voice when he’s not drunk: 🐵 Michaels voice when he’s drunk: 🦍
@kekmitkeks9328
@kekmitkeks9328 2 жыл бұрын
Plus he is more confident in what he has to say
@theflash2394
@theflash2394 2 жыл бұрын
@@kekmitkeks9328 true
@FRSTY_WallBang
@FRSTY_WallBang 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: “did you know someone got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason?? That shits sooo wild” Lily: “your soooo cute!”
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic 2 жыл бұрын
you're*
@bobonduck
@bobonduck 2 жыл бұрын
@@RottenHeretic 😐
@IsM1ku
@IsM1ku 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobonduck he's correct
@loganlaking3241
@loganlaking3241 2 жыл бұрын
I think people were asking if they could date him or that they think he’s cute so mid decapitation talk she’s like “nooo he’s taken!!! He’s so cute!!” Shit like that 😂
@elijahwilliams157
@elijahwilliams157 2 жыл бұрын
Proof that Lily is actually a psychopath
@bazerker9355
@bazerker9355 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the video is where he silently says "balls, nuts even"
@nianino2750
@nianino2750 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Micheal and Lilly are the only stable online relationships
@MajorStalker8D
@MajorStalker8D 2 жыл бұрын
Jodi and John seem really happy as well
@jordanrijsdijk5496
@jordanrijsdijk5496 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I’d say it’s so unstable that becomes the most stable
@EternalTriadthePaladin
@EternalTriadthePaladin 2 жыл бұрын
Mark/Amy are doing pretty well
@EternalTriadthePaladin
@EternalTriadthePaladin 2 жыл бұрын
Stg if something happens and people are like “This comment didn’t age well 😕” I’m screaming
@cylnder
@cylnder 2 жыл бұрын
@@EternalTriadthePaladin hopefully they keep being a chaotic but healthy relationship
@todd3143
@todd3143 2 жыл бұрын
of course he carries a blade in his pocket. some would even call it an electricless tazer
@crackpipe_mike6963
@crackpipe_mike6963 2 жыл бұрын
Analog tazer
@shatterednova_
@shatterednova_ 2 жыл бұрын
Acoustic Taser
@Proygon
@Proygon 2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't get human trafficked." "Yet" sounds like a threat
@oliversmith8098
@oliversmith8098 2 жыл бұрын
He just casually flipped a literal knife out of his pocket to open those milks...
@PFCAutostart
@PFCAutostart 2 жыл бұрын
Is this unusual? If you work AT ALL with your hands, this is a must.
@ramonnunez1066
@ramonnunez1066 2 жыл бұрын
@@PFCAutostart yeah, that's pretty normal. I keep a knife with me at pretty much all times.
@PFCAutostart
@PFCAutostart 2 жыл бұрын
@Henry Schnelle I could imagine places in California or NYC not having knives too.
@eliasbarnhardt1537
@eliasbarnhardt1537 2 жыл бұрын
In cali only 1 inch switchblades are not allowed normal knives are allowed
@oliversmith8098
@oliversmith8098 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh what, I live in australia and I havent ever seen anyone whip out a knife
@blookberry4771
@blookberry4771 2 жыл бұрын
Go to know that even though Michael's in America, he still got his yakult
@crimsonstatus2659
@crimsonstatus2659 2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@yujinarukunnn7222
@yujinarukunnn7222 2 жыл бұрын
I think Yakult is from Japan so it wouldn't be weird if it's sold internationally
@andrews8722
@andrews8722 2 жыл бұрын
Ad: "Know the signs of human traffiking" Video: "You didnt get traffiked yet." Me: "Hmmmm, seems normal"
@hellboy603
@hellboy603 2 жыл бұрын
You know lily is really lucky and amazing on how she can manage Michael's madness
@unida02
@unida02 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: "You're sooo cute 🥺" Michael: "I've peed in that bathroom before" Lily: "ok" 😔
@phantom31017
@phantom31017 2 жыл бұрын
She just ignores all the decapatation talk lol
@ballsdeep6924
@ballsdeep6924 2 жыл бұрын
“I pissed where a guy got beheaded” “Look at how cute he is”
@shinistired
@shinistired 2 жыл бұрын
Ballsdeep69: My name is Klein!
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@reveri41
@reveri41 2 жыл бұрын
The drinks he used were Calpico and Strawberry Calpico
@kurumum
@kurumum 2 жыл бұрын
Ah thanks man, was looking how to make them!
@MrCrabs231
@MrCrabs231 2 жыл бұрын
What was the first thing he put in?
@reubenanoran7826
@reubenanoran7826 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrCrabs231 I guess you're referring to Yakult?
@MrCrabs231
@MrCrabs231 2 жыл бұрын
@@reubenanoran7826 lol yea I just figured it out, I'd never heard of it
@reubenanoran7826
@reubenanoran7826 2 жыл бұрын
It's technically a yogurt drink which is famous in Asian countries like in PH or JP. It's good and you should try it when you can! ^^
@alienweeb1701
@alienweeb1701 2 жыл бұрын
no one: michael: *"... want my creamy suprise?"*
@05-REDACTED
@05-REDACTED 2 жыл бұрын
Two ee's no a
@SonicntZane
@SonicntZane 2 жыл бұрын
@@05-REDACTED 5 j's no q
@05-REDACTED
@05-REDACTED 2 жыл бұрын
@@SonicntZane 7 z's no x
@drcashmoney7507
@drcashmoney7507 2 жыл бұрын
this man... measured out the correct ammount of liquid...
@lesbianpancake489
@lesbianpancake489 2 жыл бұрын
lily: YOU CANT DO THAT WENDY'S HERE michael: *mumbling to himself* balls nuts even
@koil_koil
@koil_koil 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: *asks chat if they would date Michael* Michael: *proceeds to talk about someone being decapitated in a bathroom*
@fckcoleslaw8533
@fckcoleslaw8533 2 жыл бұрын
A better title would’ve been “lilly sits on Michael while drinking his creamy surprise”
@happyslayer9234
@happyslayer9234 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you think😏
@king_itachi7945
@king_itachi7945 2 жыл бұрын
The wording is perfect
@3rinison
@3rinison 2 жыл бұрын
🗿🗿🗿🗿
@didneywqrl4491
@didneywqrl4491 2 жыл бұрын
gross
@theflash2394
@theflash2394 2 жыл бұрын
It would true
@shieda1809
@shieda1809 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: Type 1 if you think hes cute and you would date him! Look at how cute he is! Wait stop you cant type 1 anymore hes taken! you cant type 1 one anymore hes mine! @////@
@shieda1809
@shieda1809 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love these two
@bigmanmark4334
@bigmanmark4334 2 жыл бұрын
Init XD
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Pass it on
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 2 жыл бұрын
0:50 He’s putting regular and strawberry Calpico, which are like a kind of milky drink but more watery and have fruit flavors edit: forgot to say that Calpico is non-alchoholic
@dragothedragonking9372
@dragothedragonking9372 2 жыл бұрын
Micheal does insane things because he hasn't been able to tase anyone in a while
@paulpaul1429
@paulpaul1429 2 жыл бұрын
4:56 Micheal's mood just drops
@ChilledBacon
@ChilledBacon 2 жыл бұрын
He's probably an introvert Like, with multiple people he calms down and shit
@user-su9fh6ct4d
@user-su9fh6ct4d 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I could watch all of Michaels content in less that two hours and now there’s enough to justify a clips channel. You love to see it
@NJC935
@NJC935 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in that bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.
@jirrrr
@jirrrr 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 lily: wait wendy's here you can't thirdwheel her like this michael: i miss the part where that's my problem
@Hexatomb
@Hexatomb 7 ай бұрын
Ironic since abe became the third wheel in their marriage
@ordvno
@ordvno 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is turning into a chad and I don't know to feel safe anymore.
@Exa00
@Exa00 2 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@hellohi2413
@hellohi2413 2 жыл бұрын
He cant go to jail if there are no jails left…. Just sayin…
@En-bv8ns
@En-bv8ns 2 жыл бұрын
Next up on Michael the live show: Melting iron bars with baby laser
@yayeet6314
@yayeet6314 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t give mykull ideas...
@certifiedmemecertifier4881
@certifiedmemecertifier4881 2 жыл бұрын
"wendy's here, you cant just thirdwheel her like this"
@paulangelopineda2534
@paulangelopineda2534 2 жыл бұрын
that is actually how we drink soju in the PH
@alas2210
@alas2210 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know we drink soju here in the philippines.
@pabloanddomo586
@pabloanddomo586 2 жыл бұрын
Idk about all y’all, but Mykull pulling Lily into his lap was the most lewd thing I have ever seen him do
@braydenrichter3340
@braydenrichter3340 2 жыл бұрын
Michael doing all the side quests and completing the skill tree before focusing on the main story
@the_great_cow117
@the_great_cow117 2 жыл бұрын
This gives me a feeling of impending doom
@iamnotwhoyouthinkiam789
@iamnotwhoyouthinkiam789 2 жыл бұрын
Mykulls theory is pretty solid but even if they had health complications they would still serve but will be stationed at EZ places with EZ tasks
@AlterFilms
@AlterFilms 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest man in the world
@primetimedurkheim2717
@primetimedurkheim2717 2 жыл бұрын
In case nobody has figured this out: This has all been a simulation. You are only a figment of Michael's imagination, imagining itself watching Michael. Through this Michael will learn and integrate all of our simulated perspectives, granting him the power of a creator god.
@dean.jaffer212
@dean.jaffer212 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one who"s kind of attracted to drunk Michael, right? Right?
@veravye
@veravye 2 жыл бұрын
lily pointed out that his voice was deeper that day haha
@midnut9036
@midnut9036 2 жыл бұрын
"the united terminal at LAX is a third world country" LMAO
@crafter_pl4205
@crafter_pl4205 2 жыл бұрын
Im not shure if this is the dunk Michael or crazy scientist on crack Michael XD
@boop7405
@boop7405 2 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference at this point lol
@jasonmay4341
@jasonmay4341 2 жыл бұрын
he’s definitely not on crack
@yudoyudo4407
@yudoyudo4407 2 жыл бұрын
Mika's face when Micheal cheers Wendy to drink xD
@aidanli4254
@aidanli4254 2 жыл бұрын
i love that michael knows that drinking chant
@JMonty0100
@JMonty0100 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Reeves lives more day to day than anyone I’ve met
@paydaycloaker5143
@paydaycloaker5143 2 жыл бұрын
6:38 there are 2 types of people
@kage3587
@kage3587 2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to horrifying things happening in places, unless it is a repeat occurance, I actually feel safer around there with the flawed reasoning of "well if the odds were 1 im 1,000,000 before that 1 just happened so it should be safe now"
@vincerivera8752
@vincerivera8752 2 жыл бұрын
Here in the Philippines we always mix so soju with yakult or some softdrink
@ddeonu-chan
@ddeonu-chan 2 жыл бұрын
soju bomb gang
@Cheetahhh
@Cheetahhh 2 жыл бұрын
1:47 Balls... nuts even.
@dandarr5035
@dandarr5035 2 жыл бұрын
6:24 - 7:06 I want there to be a musical duet of this LMAOOOOOO
@jacksonholt4594
@jacksonholt4594 2 жыл бұрын
I feel as though Michael exhausts as much of his psychopathy as possible through videos just so he doesn't end up getting thrown in a federal penitentiary
@rhovac619
@rhovac619 2 жыл бұрын
Michael is so horrifying because he can do anything he wants, and no one can stop him
@kiltlifter7776
@kiltlifter7776 2 жыл бұрын
Michael (talking about a bathroom murder in Hawaii) Lily: “ohmygoshhessocutetype1ahhhyoursocutemichael”
@GriffinatorOriginal
@GriffinatorOriginal 2 жыл бұрын
So Michael is the kind of drunk where you can either tell he never drinks or drinks way too often lol
@deliciousgrapes5388
@deliciousgrapes5388 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Michael is transporting wood
@spooky5338
@spooky5338 2 жыл бұрын
projects and probably making furniture for fun
@John_3563
@John_3563 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that micheal was worried about her being kidnapped shows he is rather well known to how bad the world can be
@fleur1129
@fleur1129 2 жыл бұрын
Also incase anyone wanted to know the last two drinks Michael used to make the drinks, (the strawberry one and the white one), are called Calpico :D
@SanVik123
@SanVik123 2 жыл бұрын
These two make me feel even alone in my life
@doorsareforopening
@doorsareforopening 2 жыл бұрын
6:29 I love their interactions, how they just ignore each other
@warmmafura
@warmmafura 2 жыл бұрын
This man not streaming is a violation to our wellbeing
@simoelcarlovillarosa9755
@simoelcarlovillarosa9755 2 жыл бұрын
Michaels voice in this video sounds like he hit puberty
@jasonmay4341
@jasonmay4341 2 жыл бұрын
he’s drunn
@lonelycells7073
@lonelycells7073 2 жыл бұрын
Record Michael for 24 hours and every single second is gonna be content
@fhdang8978
@fhdang8978 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so jealous of Micheal and lily at the same time
@hahajema8360
@hahajema8360 2 жыл бұрын
I wish hed make more low quality projects on his main channel
@mrmcnulty8813
@mrmcnulty8813 2 жыл бұрын
He'd much rather spend heaps of time on one good project that he knows people will love as opposed to a cheap video to appease people for the time being
@hahajema8360
@hahajema8360 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrmcnulty8813 i get that but i prefered the videos back in the day when it was just im gonna stick these 2 parts together and make something dumb. It was entertaining cause he is good at that
@michaelzhou1057
@michaelzhou1057 2 жыл бұрын
5:09 anyone else feel like they’re 5th wheeling
@Pockeywn
@Pockeywn 2 жыл бұрын
it would be cool to hang out with michael reeves like of all the youtube celebrities he'd be the coolest to hang with
@justinlee5458
@justinlee5458 11 күн бұрын
well this didnt age well...
@myspinalchord1871
@myspinalchord1871 2 жыл бұрын
6:28 this is probably my favourite clip ever
@frionlixzy3863
@frionlixzy3863 2 жыл бұрын
imagine wishing for both happy new year and a new micheal reeves vid......o.o
@590eli
@590eli 2 жыл бұрын
When you’ve peed in the same bathroom as micheal reeves and a murder scene 😍
@filipovixx
@filipovixx 2 жыл бұрын
no cap i wanna try Michaels creemy surprise
@trollfightme9307
@trollfightme9307 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry is that Mika chilin in Lily's room?! LILY THAT'S RAE'S DOG!!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!
@therightplace4yamatha
@therightplace4yamatha Жыл бұрын
I’ve only ever had his KZbin so I’ve never been able to see anything about Michael reeves and he’s awsome
@khusheepratapsingh1871
@khusheepratapsingh1871 11 күн бұрын
Every video is a masterpiece. Keep doing what you're doing!
@Defective_L0zer
@Defective_L0zer 2 жыл бұрын
“I guess I can sit on you.”
@Typewriters875
@Typewriters875 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, Michael is just a Yakuza Househusband
@emerala5292
@emerala5292 2 жыл бұрын
michaels nutty suprise
@brusselssproutwuh3595
@brusselssproutwuh3595 2 жыл бұрын
Mike is baked af
@dominicswinton4739
@dominicswinton4739 2 жыл бұрын
imagine moving out of the way for the nice city worker and seeing the shit eating grin of michael reeves pull right past you
@beeafraid22
@beeafraid22 2 жыл бұрын
Lily and Michael are so perfect for each other
@AWanderingSwordsman
@AWanderingSwordsman 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he does the "ingredient in" thing gordon ramsey does.
@dreamoplenty7246
@dreamoplenty7246 2 жыл бұрын
1:14. "Michael's creemy surprise"
we made a robot dog (ft. michael reeves)
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