Drunk Michael Reeves Will Get Himself To Jail

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[@ekko808]

Michael's Creamy Surprise - 3 oz. soju - 1 bottle Yakult - 2 oz. Strawberry Calpico - 1 oz. Regular Calpico

[@Prototyp8]

thank you im gonna go have a very creamy surprise

[@cleer9505]

Since a soju bottle is like 360ml and it looks like he almost finishes the whole thing off I think it’s more like 120ml (4oz) in each. Soju is still quite weak so it’s like 1.5-2 standards in each drink.

[@TheCbass.]

This is what I was looking for ty

[@Adddmeeeeh]

Someone give a review

[@ekko808]

@@cleer9505 You're probably about right...I just thought I'd be conservative. I've adjusted it to 3 oz.

[@someaustralianwithmemes2552]

At this point Micheal is just trying to find new skills to learn so he doesn't end up bored and do something illegal

[@hasher9360]

The only illegal thing I see here, is the amount of logical precision your comment has.

[@milokiss8276]

same. i relate.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I've always had a similar question relating to life. What happens when you're the smartest person or you've accomplished everything you've ever wanted to do including new things? Do you then decide to turn into a villain because you're so bored?

[@s.ach1o]

@@TheDeviIDogg yes actually, after I've reached my "goals" i realized how empty i am. making me want more. everyday i wake up thinking of stuff that will put me in jail because of how bored i am

[@lukelehmann4783]

I do literally the same thing

[@tylernelson310]

First hes a homemade engineer, then he is a knife master, then he can cook, now he can make amazing coctails, what skill doesnt the god mykull reeves have

[@impjbtw]

dont forget epic gamer

[@black-x-sage]

Lol he’s the definition of boyfriend material 😂 😂 😂

[@CrimothyLimothy]

@Mr.fluffiestpanda He makes memes

[@Darkxfin]

@Mr.fluffiestpanda he is the meme, the myth, the legend

[@shuro9553]

keeping a good sleep schedule?

[@yodeen884]

Plot twist: this is all pre recorded and he's been in jail for 5 years

[@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185]

That explains his lack of uploads.

[@sementink8844]

@@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185i laughed way harder than i should have!!!

[@ShadowGhostHD]

Made my day :D

[@Chillyum]

he’s probably broken out by now

[@pingu7910]

@@Chillyum his giga brain found way to break out of prison.

[@BruhMeister993]

I keep on forgetting that Michael Reeves is a full ass adult that can drink alcohol and not a literal highschool freshman

[@jakesmith2341]

He's actually a genius spliced with a Chihuahua's energy in a tiny, yet ripped body.

[@Sundaeys]

I mean he does look like he’s still in high school with the acne

[@glm_9555]

He's simultaneously an adult and child at the same time...

[@idkcba]

Tbf, he does look like a freshman

[@PennyEvolus]

Haha Americans dont drink until 21 haha sucks for you yanks

[@jakemakes]

Drunk michael actually seems like a normal human

[@Onmeowoji]

tru, he sounded like an actual human for the first time on the stream

[@raet6375]

@Bobuś On crack*

[@mystic_spider]

The alcohol slows his brain down to human levels.

[@thebaneofhumanity.]

He has such a huge iq that when he’s drunk he gets to have a normal human iq

[@pollandeta2633]

3:10 are you sure about that?

[@discordmanastartes6627]

Michael and Lily's relationship is actually like really cute, you'd never think a crackhead addicted to tazing people would get this far

[@fishgod5396]

And then there’s Michael...

[@KevinLopez-fm9kz]

Every man has his weakness

[@eldritchexploited5462]

@@ken5975 *deafening silence*

[@ken5975]

@@eldritchexploited5462 M-C michael's dead ! (idk why i delete the comment)

[@JackBettey]

I feel like many people assume Michael acts the same in stream and in videos as he does irl, almost every KZbinr has a completely different personality irl, sometimes you can see it when you go to their very first videos but in cases like Michael and other KZbinrs who blew up extremely fast it’s almost impossible to tell, the best way to see his personality irl is when you watch him talk to lily or be in other peoples vlogs and he doesn’t realize it so it’s all unscripted pure no crackhead Michael.

[@generalartist420]

I'm now convinced that Micheal is just a bored guy who will do everything just so he doesn't taze someone

[@stevenrogers5366]

Having unbound strength & intelligence is quite boring

[@nobodynew1621]

@@stevenrogers5366your forgetting about influence

[@LawrenceMusic675]

@@stevenrogers5366 Basically like Saitama

[@JazzEdan]

Anything but make his own videos...

[@jacobcerda6924]

@@LawrenceMusic675 saitama isnt the smartest tho

[@TheDeviIDogg]

"You can't date him I'm dating him" as he talks about a man getting his head cut off. They do say opposites attract

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@breakdancingpeanut184]

Michael talking with Lily standing around him saying "HES SO CUTE" is so damn wholesome I love these two so much

[@dodo7097]

I agree I love how Michael was talking about somebody being decapitated

[@kyrasmith4757]

6:35

[@crafter_pl4205]

Micheal: *Talking about somone cuting his head off*. Lily:Look how cute he is :D.

[@shortsmain6971]

Looking for this comment. Thank you.

[@lelanddent778]

Read this as it happened 😂😂

[@frickenz808]

Yeah what Michael said was a true story, we were there when it happened but didn't know what it actually was because police closed the area kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpmmgXegjppjqrs

[@kyrasmith4757]

6:35

[@H.W.R.D.717]

I was fucking crying 😂😂

[@neopolitan7437]

Unsurprisingly, Michael still hasn't been caught because of his big his brain is

[@bearyelverton720]

First comment, thousandths like

[@eragonawesome]

Nah, the fbi just know he's more useful free

[@Erajdemon]

the Cops just haven't got the facilities to store such a big brain yet.

[@theNoirwendigo]

Well he hasn't uploaded so thay dont know where he is

[@sircuffington]

we haven't seen his drones in a while

[@kimmerykim6495]

Plot twist: Michael accidentally set off a dirty bomb and wiped out all of humanity and you're dreaming in purgatory

[@sireli2100]

Purgatory that he made 👁👄👁

[@marinovanderzalm8205]

Sounds pretty accurate actually

[@zacklp3844]

Were in the Matrix

[@isaiahjoy771]

Purgatory is entertaining

[@SomeKrieger]

Mikael: coding is really hard What he’s actually been doing:

[@underwatercar4139]

It's hard to be not lazy

[@SirUncleDolan]

I'm not even him and i feel attacked 🤣

[@Berci1511]

I think its spelled mYkAeL

[@Fem_Witch]

@@Berci1511 nah, it's Michael with a b

[@Berci1511]

@@Fem_Witch THERE'S A BEE????

[@matthewroche8482]

How is Michael more calm when absolutely smashed

[@FANNIX-]

probably adhd

[@vikyqk2859]

@@FANNIX- this one is more accurate answer

[@RagnarokPKXD]

Seems like he's pretty sober to me

[@invertedcrayon]

@@RagnarokPKXD he's so drunk lmao, as if ahahahaha

[@RagnarokPKXD]

@@invertedcrayon Honestly, I really couldn't tell

[@Alto_C]

Michael: "Did you know someone got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? that shit's so wild." Lily: "You're so cute"

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@csongorszecska]

Lily is just defending Michael from the chat while Michael explains how he witnessed a murder in a bathroom. This is beautiful lmao.

[@elijahlasmarias2161]

For anyone wondering what the two larger bottle drinks were, I'm pretty sure it was Calpis/Calpico. It's honestly rrly yummy

[@blaster1466]

Yep it is, I've had it before

[@vertexblue1007]

I love buying Calpico

[@BarcenasJoel]

Thanks so much! I want to recreate this drink myself.

[@boop7405]

The way mikul is talking about graphic beheading and lily is fighting with the chat over him😭❤️

[@Ceelker]

Michael: "Did you know, someone got decapitated in that bathroom?" Lily: "You're sooooo cuuuuute".

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@mother...]

Can we just appreciate mIkAeL for making our lives a little bit better

[@johannesisaksson7842]

Swedish Michael isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Swedish Mikael:

[@mother...]

@@johannesisaksson7842 Almost died 💀💀💀

[@JorgeNotReal]

Can we appreciate the title with terrible english

[@johannesisaksson7842]

@@JorgeNotReal I mean, it could be correct, if he was arrested and said he'd go there himself.

[@prod.bymaxx]

@@johannesisaksson7842 Nooo noo no no nooo more like Mikel

[@intrsv]

michael: talking about someone getting decapitated lily: TYPE 1 IN CHAT IF YOU THINK HES CUTE

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@bazerker9355]

My favorite part of the video is where he silently says "balls, nuts even"

[@ItsJosh13]

Lily: look how cute he is Michael: and he went into this bathroom and chopped his head off 💀

[@istvanhever9269]

why does Michael sound smarter when drunk? lmao

[@QTpyeRose]

When drunk he does not care about dumding it down enough to explain it to us.

[@istvanhever9269]

@@QTpyeRose makes sense

[@cursedemperor9600]

Michaels voice when he’s not drunk: 🐵 Michaels voice when he’s drunk: 🦍

[@kekmitkeks9328]

Plus he is more confident in what he has to say

[@theflash2394]

@@kekmitkeks9328 true

[@oliversmith8098]

He just casually flipped a literal knife out of his pocket to open those milks...

[@PFCAutostart]

Is this unusual? If you work AT ALL with your hands, this is a must.

[@ramonnunez1066]

@@PFCAutostart yeah, that's pretty normal. I keep a knife with me at pretty much all times.

[@PFCAutostart]

@Henry Schnelle I could imagine places in California or NYC not having knives too.

[@eliasbarnhardt1537]

In cali only 1 inch switchblades are not allowed normal knives are allowed

[@oliversmith8098]

Bruh what, I live in australia and I havent ever seen anyone whip out a knife

[@todd3143]

of course he carries a blade in his pocket. some would even call it an electricless tazer

[@crackpipe_mike6963]

Analog tazer

[@shatterednova_]

Acoustic Taser

[@Mynameisnino0o0]

I feel like Micheal and Lilly are the only stable online relationships

[@MajorStalker8D]

Jodi and John seem really happy as well

[@jordanrijsdijk5496]

I mean I’d say it’s so unstable that becomes the most stable

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

Mark/Amy are doing pretty well

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

Stg if something happens and people are like “This comment didn’t age well 😕” I’m screaming

[@cylnder]

@@EternalTriadthePaladin hopefully they keep being a chaotic but healthy relationship

[@hellboy603]

You know lily is really lucky and amazing on how she can manage Michael's madness

[@blookberry4771]

Go to know that even though Michael's in America, he still got his yakult

[@crimsonstatus2659]

Haha

[@yujinarukunnn7222]

I think Yakult is from Japan so it wouldn't be weird if it's sold internationally

[@andrews8722]

Ad: "Know the signs of human traffiking" Video: "You didnt get traffiked yet." Me: "Hmmmm, seems normal"

[@Proygon]

"I didn't get human trafficked." "Yet" sounds like a threat

[@rednaaaaa9234]

a promise even

[@user-su9fh6ct4d]

I remember when I could watch all of Michaels content in less that two hours and now there’s enough to justify a clips channel. You love to see it

[@koil_koil]

Lily: *asks chat if they would date Michael* Michael: *proceeds to talk about someone being decapitated in a bathroom*

[@Frosty_Francis]

Michael: “did you know someone got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason?? That shits sooo wild” Lily: “your soooo cute!”

[@RottenHeretic]

you're*

[@bobonduck]

@@RottenHeretic 😐

[@IsM1ku]

@@bobonduck he's correct

[@loganlaking3241]

I think people were asking if they could date him or that they think he’s cute so mid decapitation talk she’s like “nooo he’s taken!!! He’s so cute!!” Shit like that 😂

[@elijahwilliams157]

Proof that Lily is actually a psychopath

[@alienweeb1701]

no one: michael: *"... want my creamy suprise?"*

[@05-REDACTED]

Two ee's no a

[@SonicntZane]

@@05-REDACTED 5 j's no q

[@05-REDACTED]

@@SonicntZane 7 z's no x

[@drcashmoney7507]

this man... measured out the correct ammount of liquid...

[@reveri41]

The drinks he used were Calpico and Strawberry Calpico

[@kurumum]

Ah thanks man, was looking how to make them!

[@MrCrabs231]

What was the first thing he put in?

[@reubenanoran7826]

@@MrCrabs231 I guess you're referring to Yakult?

[@MrCrabs231]

@@reubenanoran7826 lol yea I just figured it out, I'd never heard of it

[@reubenanoran7826]

It's technically a yogurt drink which is famous in Asian countries like in PH or JP. It's good and you should try it when you can! ^^

[@dragothedragonking9372]

Micheal does insane things because he hasn't been able to tase anyone in a while

[@shieda1809]

Lily: Type 1 if you think hes cute and you would date him! Look at how cute he is! Wait stop you cant type 1 anymore hes taken! you cant type 1 one anymore hes mine! @////@

[@shieda1809]

I fucking love these two

[@bigmanmark4334]

Init XD

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@NJC935]

Pass it on

[@unida02]

Lily: "You're sooo cute 🥺" Michael: "I've peed in that bathroom before" Lily: "ok" 😔

[@brotherjorge3]

She just ignores all the decapatation talk lol

[@braydenrichter3340]

Michael doing all the side quests and completing the skill tree before focusing on the main story

[@the_great_cow117]

This gives me a feeling of impending doom

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

0:50 He’s putting regular and strawberry Calpico, which are like a kind of milky drink but more watery and have fruit flavors edit: forgot to say that Calpico is non-alchoholic

[@paulpaul1429]

4:56 Micheal's mood just drops

[@ChilledBacon]

He's probably an introvert Like, with multiple people he calms down and shit

[@jirrrr]

1:32 lily: wait wendy's here you can't thirdwheel her like this michael: i miss the part where that's my problem

[@Hexatomb]

Ironic since abe became the third wheel in their marriage

[@Byakuya_Senku]

​@@HexatombAyoo. Too soon

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in that bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@ordvno]

Michael is turning into a chad and I don't know to feel safe anymore.

[@Exa00]

Always has been

[@iamnotwhoyouthinkiam789]

Mykulls theory is pretty solid but even if they had health complications they would still serve but will be stationed at EZ places with EZ tasks

[@certifiedmemecertifier4881]

"wendy's here, you cant just thirdwheel her like this"

[@pabloanddomo586]

Idk about all y’all, but Mykull pulling Lily into his lap was the most lewd thing I have ever seen him do

[@aidanli4254]

i love that michael knows that drinking chant

[@rhovac619]

Michael is so horrifying because he can do anything he wants, and no one can stop him

[@jacksonholt4594]

I feel as though Michael exhausts as much of his psychopathy as possible through videos just so he doesn't end up getting thrown in a federal penitentiary

[@yudoyudo4407]

Mika's face when Micheal cheers Wendy to drink xD

[@primetimedurkheim2717]

In case nobody has figured this out: This has all been a simulation. You are only a figment of Michael's imagination, imagining itself watching Michael. Through this Michael will learn and integrate all of our simulated perspectives, granting him the power of a creator god.

[@JMonty0100]

Michael Reeves lives more day to day than anyone I’ve met

[@GriffinatorOriginal]

So Michael is the kind of drunk where you can either tell he never drinks or drinks way too often lol

[@AlterFilms]

This is the greatest man in the world

[@hellohi2413]

He cant go to jail if there are no jails left…. Just sayin…

[@En-bv8ns]

Next up on Michael the live show: Melting iron bars with baby laser

[@yayeet6314]

Don’t give mykull ideas...

[@kage3587]

When it comes to horrifying things happening in places, unless it is a repeat occurance, I actually feel safer around there with the flawed reasoning of "well if the odds were 1 im 1,000,000 before that 1 just happened so it should be safe now"

[@midnut9036]

"the united terminal at LAX is a third world country" LMAO

[@paulangelopineda2534]

that is actually how we drink soju in the PH

[@alas2210]

I didn't know we drink soju here in the philippines.

[@Cheetahhh]

1:47 Balls... nuts even.

[@jimbobur]

3:08 I never in a million years expected to hear Michael do this drinking chant from my country.

[@warmmafura]

This man not streaming is a violation to our wellbeing

[@John_3563]

The fact that micheal was worried about her being kidnapped shows he is rather well known to how bad the world can be

[@dean.jaffer212]

I'm not the only one who"s kind of attracted to drunk Michael, right? Right?

[@veravye]

lily pointed out that his voice was deeper that day haha

[@fleur1129]

Also incase anyone wanted to know the last two drinks Michael used to make the drinks, (the strawberry one and the white one), are called Calpico :D

[@dandarr5035]

6:24 - 7:06 I want there to be a musical duet of this LMAOOOOOO

[@lonelycells7073]

Record Michael for 24 hours and every single second is gonna be content

[@SanVik123]

These two make me feel even alone in my life

[@garblesnarps]

The contrast of Lily saying “guys look he’s so cute!” while Michael talks about a man being decapitated with a machete is hilarious to me.

[@fhdang8978]

I’m so jealous of Micheal and lily at the same time

[@crafter_pl4205]

Im not shure if this is the dunk Michael or crazy scientist on crack Michael XD

[@boop7405]

Whats the difference at this point lol

[@jasonmay4341]

he’s definitely not on crack

[@doorsareforopening]

6:29 I love their interactions, how they just ignore each other

[@kiltlifter7776]

Michael (talking about a bathroom murder in Hawaii) Lily: “ohmygoshhessocutetype1ahhhyoursocutemichael”

[@simoelcarlovillarosa9755]

Michaels voice in this video sounds like he hit puberty

[@jasonmay4341]

he’s drunn

[@Pockeywn]

it would be cool to hang out with michael reeves like of all the youtube celebrities he'd be the coolest to hang with

[@dominicswinton4739]

imagine moving out of the way for the nice city worker and seeing the shit eating grin of michael reeves pull right past you

[@paydaycloaker5143]

6:38 there are 2 types of people

[@myspinalchord1871]

6:28 this is probably my favourite clip ever

[@jamison_parker2753]

Man’s face was so red that his lips are lighter than his face

[@Typewriters875]

Bro, Michael is just a Yakuza Househusband

[@InAnimated]

I feel like he's rick and the universe is his morty

[@deliciousgrapes5388]

I wonder why Michael is transporting wood

[@spooky5338]

projects and probably making furniture for fun

[@darkiepoo8949]

doggo patiently waiting for michael's creamy surpreez. *gets ignored by 3 humans*

[@dreamoplenty7246]

1:14. "Michael's creemy surprise"

[@s4njnaaa]

" do you know someone got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason?" "you're so CUTE" WHAT IS GOING ON 😭😭😭😭

[@VnAkuma]

Here in the Philippines we always mix so soju with yakult or some softdrink

[@ddeonu-chan]

soju bomb gang

[@B1G_RED]

He wasn't drunk He never drank his drink, it's still on the table

[@590eli]

When you’ve peed in the same bathroom as micheal reeves and a murder scene 😍

[@wilsthelimit]

Micheal gives me the same vibes of House mastering everything to try and not take Vicodin, except tasers for him

[@Defective_L0zer]

“I guess I can sit on you.”

[@ghost_kitsune]

Drunk micheal is much less chaotic than sober micheal, kinda scares me

[@nimfbdhdkdm]

everyone in comments: so uh when you positing michael?!?!

[@zaxzumu4605]

The FEMA camp line is definitely one of my favorite Michael Reeves bits of all time.

[@Ivaaan30]

1:37 Lily's just so cute here gawd 😳😳

[@ImLoganBoi]

The way micheal pulled lily is something i wish i had

[@nicoharders7467]

Michael: talks about a guy being decapitated in a toilet Lily: Myykull you are so cute

[@NJC935]

Michael: Yeah, and that mall, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center on maui. Someone was riding the city bus and then there was another dude on the bus and they did not interact at all Lilly: Guys, look how cute he is. Michael: and the guy and the other guy on the bus Lilly: Type one if you think he's cute. Michael: followed him in to the bathroom, and Lilly: And you'd date him. Michael: he cut his head off Lilly: He's so cute. Michael: with a machete. Lilly: Look how cute he is. Michael: This a real story. Lilly: Oh my god he's so cute. Michael: They did not interact whatsoever. Lilly: Ok stop typing one, you can't date him I'm dating him. Michael: They did not interact. Lilly: You cant date him. Michael: He got his fucking head cut off. Lilly: He's taken. Michael: I will not, never Lilly: You cant type one anymore. Michael: I have not pissed in the bathroom since that shit happened. Lilly: But he is really cute I can't blame you. Michael: That is so scary. Did you know someone who got decapitated in that bathroom for no reason? That shits so wild. Lilly:You're so cute. Michael: I've peed in that bathroom before.

[@mythical_pizza]

I had a stroke when michael said "balls... nuts even" because my roommates used to do that same joke, and variants too, like "globes, spheres even. three dimensional circles, if you will"