Tazer Camera Makes Me The Tallest Person in The Picture

[@Ethobot]

This guy's gonna become Dr Doofensmirtz in a decade or so

[@lordmonocr6206]

EthoArt wdym gonna? Isn’t he now?

[@killiaenvanrensselaer8743]

zapinator

[@raynorshine5126]

He’s gonna lose another foot with that slouch

[@TheDeathmail]

@@lordmonocr6206 His inventions aren't at that level yet and not as efficient... plus, he still forgets the self destruct button

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Ah yes, Parry the Platypus, so you came to destroy my Taser-not taser-box-camera

[@RANDOMstuffanimation]

Michael: hey I'm gonna taze you guy if that's ok Offline TV: *wanna be part of our group?*

[@necp7974]

Correction Micheal: I going to taze you and theres nothing you can do

[@tara.p]

Correction Micheal: hey I'm gonna taze you OfflineTV: you're hired

[@taro9921]

@Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat He lives with them now. This was his job application/hiring.

[@taro9921]

Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat I was kidding about the job application/ hiring part, but he does actually live with them now

[@evinbogdanov5404]

is no one thinking that it was just so he also has to taze himself

[@luka2507]

“Tallest person in the room” Cameraman: (sweats nervously)

[@ODST_Republic]

Hes not considered, he is a human bipod

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

I mean, nobody knows what Cameraman Jon is, only that he's friendly

[@stevethea5250]

@@ODST_Republic 5:52

[@oscped4]

Cameraman never dies

[@thecatseighthlife7218]

I love that this man is piecing together a bunch of expensive fragile electronic pieces, and yet every single clip of him building the boxes takes place in a fucking tiny bathroom.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

on top of a toilet i might add

[@Etacovda63]

expensive? the parts to make the 3d printed boxes (minus the wireless camera units, which to be fair hes just plugging a 3.5mm jack into) are in the 10s of dollars, max

[@thecatseighthlife7218]

@@Etacovda63 Huh! Well, I learned something new then.

[@gambitman7158]

@@thecatseighthlife7218most of the individual electronic chips are cheap to buy, including the ones in your phone. The expensive part of them comes from R&D and labor of soldering them together and packaging. If you do those two things yourself, the parts are cheap, you just have to know how to use them (part of the R&D cost normally / skilled labor cost to design things that utilize them correctly).

[@strawberrybunnyy]

The expensive part is the camera. An 80D is fkn expensive

[@lilvampire7439]

“Being a programmer has nothing to do with biology” Micheal Reeves: *ELECTROCUTES LEG FOR HOURS*

[@johnathannail6499]

I mean yeah, if he did he'd have gone for the glutes and hammies right off the bat.

[@inyoface05]

So how do we fix that? Why by the simplest form! Trial and Error!

[@joelhaggis5054]

I like how he straps an actual taser to the camera, not for function, but for style

[@giansagario7352]

Yes

[@theyeendigo]

It's for presentation. It is a important thing for every super villian

[@MrRevolverkiller]

its for the aesthetic

[@walle8819]

@@theyeendigo presentation

[@meandmybeautifuldogs2454]

Ur 1,000th like

[@jeeheelee05]

"I'm the tallest person in the room!" The cameraman: *panicking*

[@YeetBS]

Cameraman,On knees:"pls no i have a family

[@phoenixmartin3079]

Panik

[@tinpot878]

Anakin. Stop panakin. Jesus has a planakin.

[@omega1575]

Yeet Brawl Stars the cameraman is shorter than Micheal when he’s on his knees

[@techit7658]

@@omega1575 really? You don't say!

[@implosive4065]

Imagine if in big hero 6, when Baymax shows the recordings, it’s just Tadashi electrocuting himself over and over.

[@chrisalan5610]

@3:52 "Which muscle do I need to taze to take an adult's leg out?" Michael is definitely an early stage comic book villian

[@Bisqwit]

“As I scroll through these, you’ll notice the average height in the room is getting progressively shorter.” Love the little psychopath commentary.

[@Simon8162]

Didn't expect Bisqwit to be here

[@ByzatineSamurai]

Let his friends all suffer for their judgement

[@catto_s8036]

🌰

[@jessenotmessy6549]

Lol

[@potattoggled]

lmao

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

4:58 I love how his scream of pain rapidly turns into insane laughter as he realizes that what he has created finally works for its intended purpose.

[@amelialalllalala3914]

ohnoo🤣🤣

[@miguelsmoviereviews1580]

One of the reasons why he's one of my favorite KZbinrs. He's so hilarious but terrifying and the two traits blend together so seamlessly

[@josephtufford9812]

Jesus christ that was terrifying

[@bogsfrogslog]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmK8c6looryfopI

[@mrchoco4605]

Gives the same vibes as the dark knight's joker laugh when he's in pain

[@FetenWuWa]

Jokes aside, Michael is a great rolemodel for young men who feel insecure about their height. He embraces it and makes up for it by having a great personality and intellect.

[@JeepnHeel]

Exactly-- just be comfortable with yourself and electrocute everyone over 5'5"

[@iversonpaulalay5514]

And by electrocuting people whom he has to look up to when talking with.

[@ridgeloosli1099]

And a lot of tazers everything a man needs

[@slipknotfan4450]

Yeah and he did it by freaking tazing people

[@AArbiter]

he also makes up for it with his sadistic inventions. what a great friend to have

[@zoewhatley7262]

“But Michael it sounds your coming up with another excuse to *tase* people.” Michael: *yEs*

[@fl3m1n9o4]

OK sans

[@luccicchio]

Wow, I didn't know he said that

[@memedude8303]

Taze*

[@johnrose4800]

Lily said: Yeah this is what i want in a boyfriend, a sociopath

[@All54321]

He has a bit of a issue with electrocuting the OTV members. Especially after he joined them.

[@genreboy3802]

@@All54321 taser tag and hide and go seek video: yes but actually yes.

[@All54321]

@@genreboy3802 Where’s the no coming from? All I see is him wanting to electrocute people *-cough*whereswaldovideo*cough-*

[@genreboy3802]

@@All54321 True. I've corrected my mistake. 😁

[@phagesuffersatgaming.3797]

Phycopath*

[@justanotheruser6744]

"So what did you do this weekend?" "I was electrocuting myself at 5AM"

[@calamaribowl8683]

Kinky

[@artoing]

Fun fact: Scarra didn't fall because of his "counter-fall-muscles" strength. So, when you're above weight (don't take it offensively), your whole body gravity is completely different from an ideal weight because of it being concentrated on your belly. The muscles Michael used to make people fall down, are exactly the muscles that are weaker because of his weight, so all he needed to do is to counter force and of course the strongest muscles would win.

[@edwardfletcher7790]

It's much more likely that the TENS unit doesn't work as well because of the thicker fat layer insulating his muscles.

[@thatrandomguy_yt8443]

Brain too small to process information. Brain is going to explode

[@edwardfletcher7790]

@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 You don't know how TENS works eh ? Transient Electrical Nerve Stimulation applies electricity directly to the muscles, totally bypassing the nerve/brain function. Fat helps insulate the muscles from the TENS signals.

[@thatrandomguy_yt8443]

@@edwardfletcher7790 Brain hurts even more now but thanks anyways (This is a joke and your comment actually helped my understanding greatly lol)

[@ZaChemas]

@@thatrandomguy_yt8443 Mor weight, less pain

[@joshnfla]

Micheal: I’m the tallest person in the room Camera Man: *Softly* Dont..

[@joshnfla]

Thank you

[@samarth.suthar]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@sithmauduwela7220]

LOL

[@CUAUHTEMO]

1k likes and 4 replies

[@infiniteco1]

He should have secretly made it so the camera tazes the camera man when the picture gets taken and hid a secret camera so we can still watch

[@jackenderle4588]

Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects

[@ryanchong9965]

If that isn't such a huge contrast, then I don't know what is.

[@stephaniejohnson3648]

Jack Enderle do you know why michael gets sponsers to taze his subjects

[@tsyf1]

I just wanna inform you that I am the 667th like

[@Tuskilicious]

@@tsyf1 I am 766 like

[@tsyf1]

@@Tuskilicious Yay!

[@xenacosta9608]

"But Micheal it just looks like your looking for another excuse to tase people" "Yes."

[@user-ex3bh7fn2i]

Ael, not eal

[@rianrushwood1426]

Xena Costa I heard that right as I read your comment

[@xenacosta9608]

@@user-ex3bh7fn2i huh?

[@thechannelofzucchini1271]

@@xenacosta9608 he meant its michael instead of what you said which was micheal

[@g-rantiks7866]

I thought you wrote taste lol

[@eshannayak6457]

I like how it slowly goes from mild confusion, to jokes, to literal fear. Like when Eddy was talking about the hernia he sounded actually afraid lol

[@rocketiermaster7498]

So, i just noticed that, even though he brushes off the hernia in the video, he doesn't actually make him do the stuff, and gets replaced in the picture. Just a nice little touch to show he's not a COMPLETE sociopath

[@themaster262]

Yet

[@notvex3987]

Yet

[@victorang928]

Yet

[@رنين.الجواهر]

Maybe he’s doing this to fool us

[@homosapien7989]

Umm no he’s a sociopath

[@brazen_categories9755]

“He has a hernia Michael!” “Well I don’t know what a hernia is.”

[@twigtoyoulater]

Pretty sure a hernia is when you're close to shitting out your organs

[@aurasakura5103]

twigx uhhhh no

[@JetInAJar]

twigx the opposite

[@pineapplesarecool6901]

@@JetInAJar The organs are shitting out me? That sounds weird.

[@noods1406]

An organ popping out of place

[@sozeytozey]

I appreciate how he genuinely made sure they didn’t zap their nuts. Even chaos has limits

[@theangel1975]

He needs more test subjects.

[@shanedancer3895]

Well if it went through their nuts their legs would squeeze together, making them taller if anything.

[@derpysir9132]

Yeah he's crazy but the good kind of crazy

[@Silentguy_]

You know I feel like running electricity through someone’s taint would make them fall over even faster.

[@asliomkar]

professionals have standards.

[@alberteinstein1015]

This video is the only thing that makes me feel superior to Michael, cause I already knew which muscle he was looking for, before he started looking for it. Now that programming shit on the other hand..... still trying to learn.

[@heavenlydoge2285]

How's it going?

[@bruhwhat8642]

Pain

[@alberteinstein1015]

@@heavenlydoge2285 Currently learning assembly.

[@heavenlydoge2285]

@@alberteinstein1015 well keep it up buddy, you'll catch that shit at some point. And ease through your work.

[@alberteinstein1015]

@@heavenlydoge2285 Hell yeah!

[@matiminc9904]

Travis scott: I'm the highest in the room. Michael: hey take this box.

[@zomboss9242]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@talloccasion1562]

travis fucking dies

[@morecringythenhell1577]

This comment is under preciated

[@vibecheck427]

@@talloccasion1562 (not clickbait)

[@anik3565]

Hold my box

[@blueboy284]

Michael is literally a villain. I mean look at his JOY at his friends pain.

[@foxtondelta]

That isn't a villain that's a true friend

[@8ighty_8ight]

Foxton Delta *y e s*

[@godemperortrump6932]

Abigail Barraza you are obviously female

[@blueboy284]

@@godemperortrump6932 lmao nah, I'm the only dude named Abigail

[@godemperortrump6932]

Abigail Barraza are you sure if you were a dude you would understand

[@catfish552]

"...enough pain to floor a fully grown adult" Shame you couldn't test that part on yourself.

[@zepicgamer3421]

catfish552 gonna need a burn heal for that one shit

[@edced_]

Oh he needs some milk

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

I'm pretty sure that was the point

[@FadeGamingChannel1]

@@Green_Bean_Machine f

[@Diegovnia]

OOF You killed him dude!

[@HMSHyde02]

Dude that was genuine happiness on Michaels face when the taser pictures were taken. That wasn’t a fake smile at ALL that was some real bliss going across his face 😂😂😂.

[@Pontificate]

This whole channel is an excuse for Michael to electrify people

[@NicknotNak]

And make KZbin buddies

[@TopTierKnees]

I think we're all pretty okay with that, save for like 6-10 very specific people

969 likes.. I really wanna like

[@isabellac.8351]

What do you think the point of being smart, sarcastic, and having a KZbin channel

[@RubyPiec]

michael*

[@huntlordx8885]

"There's something about tazing someone who isn't me that's just amazing" i think that's called sadism

[@ruthjustdancer3635]

Also a masochist, he tazes himself waaayyy more than his friends

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@ruthjustdancer3635 maybe he is a sadomasochistic

[@shadyshrimp4169]

Lmao

[@highl1ghter969]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real yoooo, I just looked up what that means.

[@Picklesamurai839]

I saw this right when he said it

[@PickleBanjo]

A drone connected to vr goggles that constantly follows you so you’re living in 3rd person

[@Spartan8471]

this

[@dusitn_]

Yes

[@thatonekid1732]

I rEALLY wanna see that

[@johnfuckingkennedy7204]

Oh god, yes.

[@tris7467]

thats great

[@ts4gv]

Being tall is an incredible privilege. I think what you did is ethical.

[@bobbyearhart]

Micheal is slowly becoming a electricity themed super villain who is bitter about his height.

[@joopyjoopy]

Frieza

[@flygod.]

@@joopyjoopy .

[@Timidile]

A Disney Villain! :D

[@toritoruuu]

I love how Michael would talk about some scientific stuff that most people don't understand but everyone still keeps watching because that's just how entertaining he is

[@sumdude9836]

Ye he doesnt like to talk about it too much cuz its "nerd shit"

[@peytonfredieu4207]

Its actually gets way more fascinating when you understand the concept behind it. One of my first projects was a pulley, so when you over engineer the shit out of it. Its became way more comedic

[@pongangelo2048]

He is indeed, entertaining. In every offlinetv videos, Michael's clips are what only matters.

[@twinkerbelllllll]

You don’t understand it because you’re not comprehending it

[@janreiafrica]

"I don't need to be taller, I just need to make everyone shorter" - Michael

[@mumflrpumble21]

Your kneecaps will colapse

[@caughtlackn3803]

your kneecaps will relapse

[@asdefree]

Your knee caps will detach

[@mxsinister2227]

Your kneecaps will be snatched.

[@jeffvader811]

-Adolf Hitler

[@aceofclubskid]

I'd love to see a V2 that uses image recognition, servos and probing Tazer guns to actually shoot everyone that's not you. Then there's no setup beforehand and you could just have the separate from the camera in the room. Also, quick disconnects for the Tazer guns for when and if the wires get crossed, or people jerk away.

[@zv_cx]

@Frindgey yeah thatd be effective

[@zeryfcollection]

"He's got a hernia, michael!" "Well i dont rlly know what a hernia does-"

[@SadBoness]

Same energy as: "This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

[@megacitationx]

“You’re like 10 ft, 11 ft? Yeah we’re gonna fix that.”

[@sebastianmalvaroza7535]

kiss * Away, VSCO individual

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

I'm Dutch o.O

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

(Hacks his legs off) *now i'm the tallest person in the room :)*

[@Ratio7]

Make a scary looking invention that does nothing harmful but eveyone is scared because they dont trust you.

[@lemonellaaaa8360]

Also it could make zapy noises

[@DaimyoD0]

Most of the robot ideas in the comments are formulaic, predictable and stupid. This one is legitimately genius. Something genuinely benign and useful that looks so terrifying that no one in the house wants to use it.

[@probablyonline2020]

This is basically everyone of his inventions except for the ones with tazers

[@andrewliu6592]

@@probablyonline2020 which is none of his inventions

[@randoman8654]

@@probablyonline2020 yes, the big metal piston spike is totally harmless and can't pierce your hand

[@blueboots4272]

I like how this video is completely based off of someone's user robot idea Yet he says how much he f****** hates user robot ideas

[@bladeknightmaster1]

At least you didn't make a camera that detonates small amounts of plastic explosives strapped to a person's kneecaps just to make them shorter.

[@Seriouskai]

Yeah see that would get him those views and all!

[@patrickmowery6828]

Tanerite is a lot cheaper lol

[@Reegeed]

@Silly Nilly That no problem if he don't test it on us

[@tadhg588]

When he said he didn't finish College I genuinely was surprised. Not because he is so smart, because I thought he was 15.

[@kabhes9040]

no he's just small

[@jdoriginals9223]

That's why he needs this camera

[@Zack_Zander]

@Rion Turquoise 11:12 - 11:15

[@williamtrembley974]

His girlfriend is taller than him

[@Alex_...34565]

@@tworsfeline2302 from COLLEGE? like, after grade school middle school high school and THEN COLLEGE? Maybe if you skip like 5 grades and go into school early or something

[@mightygerot4427]

This man could be getting millions, but opts to taze his friends. Mad respect

[@Silverwind87]

It's not about money, it's about... sending a message.

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

It’s not about the money we made, but the fun we had tazing people along the way

[@localginger1260]

@@Silverwind87 The message is that pain is funny

[@Sebbrr]

I'd rather have money than a message

[@FieryKitsune1]

This is how he gets his millions.

[@royboone2481]

Just Michael saying “I love this job” is amazing

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

Eddie: “he has a hernia Micheal!” Micheal: “well I don’t know what that does...”

[@Ash_6614]

Why does this have no comments yet?

[@xanderstewart2965]

Ok but do you know what a hernia does?

[@scerius4074]

@@xanderstewart2965 Pray tell

[@xanderstewart2965]

@@scerius4074 Well that's why I'm asking ain't it?

[@HEOlASSASSIN]

@@xanderstewart2965 its when this tissue around your abs tears and the sack that holds all ur organs in u starts to spill out. not a pleasant thing to have, but easily fixed w surgery. also fun fact like 1/3 of all men get one in their life at some point.

[@ga0tza]

"I'm the tallest person In the room" Cameraman: 👀

[@MananagKiVato]

Well there's a pretty simple fix for that now isn't there?

[@StealthSecrecy]

@@MananagKiVato If the cameraman is shorter then Michael will look EVEN TALLER

[@OpalyzedYT]

Herminian but what if he used a camera stand?

[@ga0tza]

@@OpalyzedYT then who was moving the camera

[@OpalyzedYT]

Herminian it could’ve been shaking from when the people were falling on the ground, could be collision movement, just saying.

[@mads.arnautov]

He's running purely on monster and shortness related rage, this is what pure uncut unhingedness looks like

[@a7hazen]

Balanced. Beautiful.

[@MLGHazrad]

You forgot that his entire bloodstream has at this point is replaced by Red Bull

[@epicglacier1654]

This is why he needs to build a Kyle robot that chugs monster energy and punches holes in walls.

[@SpoonandSpork]

I find it funny how Michaels friends can say they've been tazed by the same person more than once

[@quarth9396]

I love how he's insane when sober but responsible when drunk

[@battledroidmk129]

E

[@agentpb8260]

Reverse drunk

[@kidsrogers8705]

The reversal

[@battledroidmk129]

@@kidsrogers8705 Za one

[@debonair5931]

Uno reverse card🎴

[@Jusayerz]

"You can't bring yourself up by bringing others down." Mykull: 'hold my camera"

[@yunggoat8016]

Micheal*

[@hannahiy]

@@yunggoat8016 Michael* if you're gonna correct someone, at least spell it correctly.

[@yunggoat8016]

@@hannahiy lol thx for correcting me

[@vaingaming2761]

Mykull yep

[@yunggoat8016]

@@vaingaming2761 makes sense

[@ZoeBateman]

love the "what the 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 is oatmeal" wallpaper bud

[@crossbeaux]

HOW U DO DA SPESHAL FONT FOR DA FECK

[@ZoeBateman]

@@crossbeaux I searched for "fancy font" on google, clicked the first result, and used that but also, is your caps lock button broken or something?

[@crossbeaux]

@@ZoeBateman kool thanks, no my caps lock isnt broken, I'm on mobile. I just typed in all caps

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

1, 2, oatmeal

[@GioPotatoes]

KIRBY IS A PINK GUY

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Bro became the highest in the room. Lawsuit incoming

[@cookiecookies2870]

Why is no one talking about how he’s got like 40 drinks on his desk and has probably been up for 100 hours straight because of all the energy drinks he’s got.

[@sylviabennett7787]

Cookie Cookies those are sparkling waters.

[@cookiecookies2870]

David B I know but he’s got 2 monster energy drink which he probably consumed that day if he was up at 5am as stated in the video

[@himarei]

Because they would have to move the 40 cans in front of their keyboard like I just did...

[@Saiban0]

Probably just for show. The average person would die from that many within 24 hours. I believe a man died from 7 consecutive monsters but I can't find the source.

[@iusedtobehere8726]

@@Saiban0 those are sparkling waters and I can say from experience that you can absolutely drink that many in a night

[@stubblyhippo2748]

Micheal is that one kid in kindergarten that said “I want to be an evil scientist” when the teacher asks what we want to be when we grow up.

[@jamdombar]

"I don't think you're tall enough" - evil teacher

[@ew98]

i think michael was already an evil scientist in kindergarten

[@giggityguy]

"Me Am Robot Man" should be the name of Michael's autobiography

[@_I_like_music]

That’d be funny

[@VELX_TEAMJUICE]

No me am crackhead robot man

[@phrogiesenpai2676]

Me do robot thing

[@phrogiesenpai2676]

Fix problim

[@JohnDoe-bp9jm]

This has become progressively more obvious I can deny no longer 0:06

[@styx5035]

I am so thoroughly happy to see Fed get tazed

[@amitailavi9512]

"i love science so much" said michael over the bodies of his elecrified victims, his eyes sparkling in sick joy

[@staydying]

Your Username kinda sums up your grammar🤣

[@xilogex7403]

@@staydying No, their username sums up your inability to tell the difference between 'grammar' and 'spelling'

[@staydying]

@@xilogex7403 Correct, grammar is using a Language a different way, where as spelling is just not having put the correct letters in a word. Thank You For The Correction 😁

[@xanderf9234]

Everyone enjoyed that right

[@amitailavi9512]

@@staydying what you tolk abaut may inglish is floles

[@randomrohan2410]

“He’s got a hernia Michael” “Well I don’t know what that is so...”

[@justinhan4512]

ROHANNNNNN

[@alexl7211]

RandomRohan When r u dropping the Minecraft series?!?

[@randomrohan2410]

yes

[@paulgarcia2887]

make a garden sprinkler system that turns towards the person when they walk by it

[@daytimesinner9436]

Yes this must happen

[@user-nl5qu1sw6b]

Genius.

[@jeffreyandia5179]

YES

[@icewink7100]

This is actually a good suggestion

[@nicolasbenitoa9165]

No no make a sprinkler system that aims at whoever steps in its grass

[@baconlover7747]

5:21 half the joy of this channel is watching Michael be afraid or ashamed of his creations..... truly an inspiration to maniacs everywhere 🥲

[@TheNoob-em2tk]

7:13 "Please Michael spare the man he has a hernia!" Michael: "Does this look like the face of mercy?"

[@TrulyTwistedPog]

If it is, I need to reevaluate my life.

[@zinkpieco]

Every single device that solves a problem using Doofenshmirtz logic should have -inator on the end of the name

[@rafaelrubio9166]

Genius. You opened my eyes sir.

[@NCRRangerVet47]

Dick Gun-inator

[@flow6449]

The height-inator

[@bravemenrun.]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@SmartBrain17]

Taser box- not tazers not definately not remote controlled tazers just put them on and let me take pictures of you boxes™ boxes-inator

[@acivilrenegade6994]

The absolute madman actually managed to make a camera that consistantly takes pictures moments before disaster

[@kcbesch6938]

Yeah, the camera was probably at 1/400-800

[@amybulger1758]

He’s a super villain in the making If he loses his channel he will become a supervillan

[@luy777]

Oatmeal Oatmeal refers, to a preparation of oats that have been dehusked, steamed and flattened, or else a coarse, flour made of hulled oat grains that have either been milled or steel-cut. Ground oats are also called "white oats". Steel-cut oats are known as "coarse oatmeal", "Irish oatmeal" or "pinhead oats".

[@majordonut4022]

“God I love this job” *SCREAMS OF THE TASED INTENSIFY*

[@jimmy8626]

Yeah yeah thats cool but what the fuck is oatmeal

[@majordonut4022]

@@jimmy8626 edible

[@ImBaxBTW]

screams of the tased is my new favorite thing

[@xm3g429]

Travis Scott: "im the highest in the room" Michael: *holding the taser-camera* Travis: "f*ck im out"

[@Ethan-uq2ew]

well, michael’s high cuz he’s a crackhead

[@tiago8211]

why travis lol

[@garrett3698]

I messed up the 666 likes for holy reasons

[@justaguy4959]

ex ex clusive one of his songs says I’m the highest in the room

[@sponge4270]

ex ex clusive the song

[@gijones82163]

Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down. credit to Sangsue Leech

[@claviosteltman9915]

HELLO I PLAY LEAGUE f*cking great

[@KevinSalazar358]

👌

[@melonmusk7056]

69th like lol

[@dalton5160]

I approve

[@joetown554]

No

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

That maniacal smile while people are falling down around him is just magical

[@thomiecharlson]

eddie: he’s got a hernia michael michael: well i don’t know what a hernia does

[@gabrielquezada1223]

It’s funny how he uses trial and error to find out the muscle groups instead of looking up, “ what muscle group bends the knee” (Hamstrings)

[@robertmerrill8918]

He needs the content lol

[@astro.mp3348]

Content babey

[@samki9807]

He’s a true scientist

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

*Leg armpit

[@dandman9373]

it's also funny how he uses trial and error instead of turning up the voltage because that does the same thing

[@owen9709]

make an Alexa that sneezes every now and then and won’t stop until you say “bless you”

[@finnorourke4861]

That’s so good

[@iriss.6970]

Teaching some manners 😂

[@stocktonjoans]

this is peak Michael Reeves, this is so much more fun to watch than the cheesy vlog stuff on the other channel, but hey, the algorithm seems to reward that kind of low effort content so we're probably stuck with it :/

[@exzyyd392]

Next video: "A machine that forces everyone within a mile to kneel before me"

[@dragonsdream4236]

What a beautiful machine

[@achillesa5894]

@@dragonsdream4236 chew

[@aarepelaa1142]

Thats a nuclear bomb

[@josephikrakouski346]

Micheal will become a supervillian

[@terrorizers1986]

Just be a american cop

[@astupidlaugh859]

I swear Michael is the definition of chaotic evil

[@roccobenvando3459]

Chaotic Yes Evil no Unstable Absolutely

[@princessaria]

I’d say chaotic neutral. He doesn’t do any serious harm and he gets consent.

[@aidanvandervenne]

Chaotic good.

[@princessaria]

Aidan T. V. I def don’t think he’s chaotic good (in his youtube persona), because he’s not achieving anything good through chaotic means. He’s just spreading chaos for chaos’ sake. 😂

[@aarond3753]

K J I believe developing a means of boosting esteem for short people is a good thing. 🙃

[@danielsheldon4857]

“I’m not getting contractions so I just need enough pain to floor a grown adult” Michael Reeves 2019

[@MRKUM4NSKY]

Seeing Gus getting shocked today has a much better taste

[@musicsaves71590]

"I had to lie to graduate high school" i would like to know this story

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Judging by how he spelt definitely at 2:57 I can believe that

[@r_tten]

that's probably why he looks like a highschooler

[@bobbystaley9709]

trumpetsounds *12 year old

[@duckspy436]

@@sleepyidiot2010 well i mean quite the contrary. in school you're told to sound the word out if you cant spell it. if you sound out the word definitely (depending on your accent ofc) it can sound like definately. what am i doing with my life? im here being serious in a joke and fully concious of the fact im wooooshing myself. fuck lmao

[@GunterTheGamer]

Duckspy haha haha self aware comment haha reddit memes haha so quirky haha so relatable haha

[@ge7333]

“You just maximize the pain and hope they hit the floor” Michael

[@stuffzyxk1446]

first commen5t

[@ge7333]

Yay

[@paintedcarrots1049]

"I didn't graduate college and I had to lie to graduate high school" Me: seems legit My brain: b u t I t d o e s n t

[@zomboss9242]

“William Oscan and Cameraman John are a gay couple and adopted Michael Reeves” Me: f u n n y People in the comments: no

[@Arkangel1204]

Why the bubblegum dumb fuck was this necessary

[@oof8279]

Yeah just reading this confused me

[@galluger]

So he only graduated grade school?

[@Grexsome]

Here’s the honey sponsor lmao

[@MustardM00se]

yep

[@ingus5634]

The fact that he knows it will go through their nuts is alarming

[@Dina-lh9lk]

I'm guessing he knew that from personal experience

[@HideFromIt]

Deserved? EDIT: sorry-

[@jebbryant6522]

That’s just how electricity works tho

[@somebonehead]

He probably found out from all the self-tests 😂

[@God-gi9iu]

@@Dina-lh9lk y

[@rcoverc]

thumbnail: makes michael 6 ft video: *makes everyone shorter*

[@azophi]

Actually the thumbnail made him 6 inches

[@ChrisPBacon.]

“Can I get a picture with you?” “Sure lemme put these tasers on your legs.” “Wai-“ *click*

[@danknasty8063]

Guacamole

[@mr.mossthesauceboss3292]

One thing that’s amazing is he’s zapping himself, but behind him you just see the what the fuck is oatmeal wallpaper

[@bilobobaggins1934]

So is this what would happen when a gremlin has a degree in electrical engineering?

[@brandonthegrey]

No, thisis what happens when your halfling kinds get into contact with technology

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@brandonthegrey a chaotic neutral halfling who isnt exactly sure what the difference between neutral and evil is but knows he likes other people being in pain

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@brandonthegrey I was gunna say he might not know what a halfling is till I saw his username

[@crusherconi]

You're just pointing out what has happened my friend

[@alexhackett1312]

Gnomes.

[@dragoncat9153]

Michael staying still as everyone crumple to the ground around him, just has this demonic aura I can't explain

[@WhatIsIsWhat]

Me laugh so hard

[@Insorainity]

I can't stop laughing oh god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boiofkoi]

7:35

[@dragoncat9153]

Holy spirit of Michael this comment blew up, thanks everyone

[@dragoncat9153]

@@boiofkoi that is when his powers were revived, thanks for the link mate

[@wolversheens1323]

Michael Reeves: *smart technology guy* Also Michael Reeves: *cannot spell definitely*

[@bruhhelp7396]

Reminds me of my great grandpa, great mathematician, could not spell basic words

[@sniclops15]

8:03 I love how you can hear the combination of awe and absolute horror in Eddie's voice after the pain passed

[@MikeyGornall]

“Your ideas are stupid” Michael: makes 2 videos dedicated to audiences ideas

[@itsVera_]

Two out of multiple thousands is a very low percentage

[@mitzapper2]

He didn't say his ideas weren't also stupid

[@russkiyfan4393]

who said his ideas were stupid

[@mookooy]

Michael Reeves: if Dr Doofenshmerts had a Napoleon complex

[@prakharmishra5187]

LOL Underrated comment! 😂

[@Lizlodude]

So that's what happens when Perry retires...

[@JS-po8oc]

And Napoleon stature

[@daddy8884]

This is very True

[@wielkikramarz]

jawohl

[@polish_filipino]

8:08 "I'm the tallest person in the room" If you wanted that, you probably should have shocked the camera man too

[@eternal9303]

Tf is should of? You mean should have?

[@polish_filipino]

@@eternal9303 sorry common grammar mistake

[@ineedaname5928]

Nebula•Sensei www.quora.com/Is-using-should-of-instead-of-should-have-grammatically-correct It’s not that big of a deal, your still correct don’t get me wrong, but it’s not really something to act so offended about. It’s like getting mad at someone using your instead of you’re, you still understand what they mean and it’s perfectly fine to use it on a KZbin comment section where everybody is using slang. (There was a joke in that sentence).

[@ineedaname5928]

I’m not saying I’m an English professional either, haven’t even passed my GCSE for English.

[@bzchikita]

Nebula•Sensei you understood him dumbass

[@g3n3ral_k]

7:51 Scarra's voice when he said "you guys are bitches" was the funniest

[@aGoofyMan669]

Micheal: Let's take a picture together. *murderous laughter*

[@celticviking9321]

If Michael is laughing you should be running

[@HeyItsCam17]

CelticVIking yup

[@randomd2146]

Michael is a super smart and a madlad so yea if you hear his laugh it means he is up to someting

[@aGoofyMan669]

Oh okay people liked this comment cool

[@headshotbydale]

Michael Reeves is proof that short people given access to scientific knowledge will eventually bring the world to it's knees. I wasn't ready for him to take it literally.

[@beepboop8387]

Deadeye-D *M Y T U R N N O W*

[@laurenthesock1612]

M Y T U R N S E C O N D

[@joey1_]

If you're the only one in the picture, you're automatically the tallest person.

[@gorangvashishth8657]

No shit Sherlock Holmes

[@ahzayah9026]

Camera that shoot all the people in the picture besides you

[@Jr-bn7kc]

And the shortest

[@crystalgemstv4609]

Clearly, the only solution is murder.

[@keithkania3810]

Solution: Kill the other people

[@FraserKM]

7:53 Perfect Harmony of "Cheeeeeesssse" and then "AHHHHH"

[@crg1292]

this guy is what people mean when they say "chaotic evil"

[@MysticalyAutistic]

chaotic neutral because he does this for us

[@lea-ct4uo]

chaotic good

[@MysticalyAutistic]

@@lea-ct4uo he is still enjoying it

[@randomdude-4353]

Chaotic neutral because he does this both for his own gain and for his viewers

[@corndotjpeg7655]

Lawful evil

[@glaxion1977]

A twin size bed for Michael is like a crib for an average size man.

[@herbalgiles9468]

Sonic4ever2576 king sized bed* you mean

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

@@herbalgiles9468 No, he means if Michael got a Twin sized bed, and it was proportional to a Twin sized bed of a normal person, his twin sided bed would be a crib

[@deesnuts4993]

🗿🗿🗿

[@championofthedarksoul4200]

I can barely fit on a full let alone a tiny ass twin.

[@ToxicSkull0]

“CHEEESEEEE” He smiles as all his friends screams in pain as their life force slowly drains away from the electricity

[@godtitan2896]

Me: hey Michael where's the wifi box Michael: YOU ARE THE WIFI BOX

[@danishamirul1543]

@@godtitan2896 *Michael maniacally screaming as his servants grovel in the soil of the fallen as Michael gradually becomes the demon god*

[@dragoncat9153]

Well yes, chaos needs its food, and Michael's hungry

[@elisanovelo]

ik right

[@МаксимДорошин-ы3у]

Here Lilypichu, Yvonne and Pokimane get elecrocuted by Michael kzbin.info/www/bejne/imnNo3iJl65nn7cm40s For some reason it wasn't in this video

[@XDマスターチーフ]

Bro was honest and straight to the point, he is short