Dry Nuts & Olive Garden | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 98

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Who is Team Olive Garden?! Sound off in the comments. THIS IS IMPORTANT

[@Emerald_Manos]

Olive Garden all the way

[@mbryant4525]

Anywhere I can get a side of Alfredo sauce to dip my fresh baked bread sticks in is top tier in my book

[@samrussell9335]

Olive Garden is death….however it is indeed delicious

[@paulwangler]

Olive garden is disgusting 😆

[@rickeykoga2312]

I have a love-hate relationship w Olive Garden. I grew up in Hawaii watching their commercials my ENTIRE LIFE since 1990. In 2012, I graduated from college and decided I wanted to get a 'tour of Italy' with my family. I was expecting a lavish restaurant full of Italians who were smiling and pouring wine. What I walked into was a dystopian nightmare that produced a sense of disappointment that is unmatched in my life to this day. I still think about those commercials as I try to fall asleep some nights because they were so nostalgic and inviting. Damn you Olive Garden, damn you. Tricking Hawaiian kids since the 90s!!!!! Fuckers!

[@jeremiahwatkins]

If you are reading this, know your Scissor Bros love you. That's all, have a great day!

[@ryanhoptop2378]

💇💇‍♀️❤️

[@casperthelovelyghost3904]

We ❤ you too

[@natalieandalie]

We love you Jerimiah!! 🎉❤

[@ItsJoKeZ]

ALL LOVE BRO. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS

[@merkfoolsallday]

✂️✂️✂️

[@olivialuna3293]

I've never laughed harder than when the peanuts got poured back into Steebee's jar.

[@noahcovell4698]

yep. this is the only podcast that consistently has me crying laughing. that facial expression lmao

[@GT_Mojo_Dojo]

Some people use lol and don’t make a sound. I legitimately couldn’t contain my laughter

[@teamonmyback85]

"Wut... the fuck"

[@JuanWick209]

Same! I am in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@SatanSupimpa]

Steve miserably failing the challenges he chose is always peak comedy.

[@collinwgreen]

How was his jar full after frantically munching on peanuts for the time they did tho....true magic

[@jasonwinterton9369]

always peak comedy this is pod comedy gold!!!!

[@Cuzzzo42]

Oh wow what a honor! That's me! In an episode of Scissor Bros!!!!!!!!! ✂✂✂

[@UncleDron8]

When Steve said," you did some Houdini shit man" 😂

[@LeoIsTsunami]

LMFAOOOOOO Steve’s dejection of the amount of peanuts he ate when he only had that initial mouth full of peanuts and thought ate way more was priceless 😂 I love this 27:25

[@ryanfarrington7813]

Oh yeah and I’m officially joining Patreon today- I’m a frugal brother and I never join Patreon for ANY other pods….but this is scissor bros- you guys are like family and I’ve never even met you. Keep on kicking ass- love and ✂️

[@duncanstoebner4504]

I did the same. $5 ain’t tooo bad

[@brandonmorris7226]

Steve shitting on olive garden an red lobster ,knowing damn well he definetly eats 7-11 pizza

[@stanmarsh6746]

This man lives on microwaveable pot pies.

[@lionsmanexx]

Steebee plays the female characters tooo well haha 😂❤😅

[@Cyxz666]

he gets to play out his true feelings under the wig 😆

[@NipppleJesus]

I was kinda bricked up when he put that wig on 🤤

[@burrwynjenkins]

It's hard not to get hard. It's confusing

[@Joe-oj4rh]

@@Cyxz666 he isn't playing baby

[@Joe-oj4rh]

@@NipppleJesus put that brick in my hands maaaan

[@Cyxz666]

Steve the kind of person who pees on your toilet seat and doesn't wipe it 😆😆

[@jakenorth4811]

26:21 "I'm so STUPID for choosing this!" LOLLLL love steve

[@yeslek]

😂 LMAO @ Steve repeatedly shuddering and traumatizing himself re: Mama Lee with Jeremiah scenario

[@yeslek]

Team OG🍝 & RL🦐

[@TaylorJohnHardin]

I was laughing so hard at that! Hahah

[@Cyxz666]

J: "Your nostrils are more circular" S: "how dare you!"

[@rickeykoga2312]

Two episodes left until ✂️SCISSOR BROS 100✂️!!!!!

[@donedeeds7191]

Tev D is actually my best friend! Seeing y’all open that package was the greatest surprise and full circle moment I could ask for on this pod. He was hoping y’all would do exactly this!!! I suggest training for the challenge gentlemen…… Ryan… you too… He’s coming over for dinner tonight for an early valentines dinner with his girlfriend and I can’t wait to pull up this part and show him. He’s gonna flip out. Scissor bros 4L bish!!

[@joshadams5709]

Olive Garden: When you're here, you're scissor family ✂✂✂

[@Cyxz666]

"For my momma I don't go frugal" *proceeds to take her to the Olive Garden* 😆

[@jamessmith7425]

Can I have some money since you are so rich? Don’t know what world you live in but Olive Garden is not cheap.

[@dirtperson4221slash2]

Time to celebrate another week with the scissor bros and siblings! Lets gooo! ✂️✂️✂️

[@mikemendoza5362]

Brooo how did steebee eat so little of the nuts 🤣🤣

[@paulwangler]

More OG scissors, please. Those give out the most positivity!

[@nedkent5239]

😂😂Steebee’s Britney was as good as my personal fav Baseball Face! 😂😂

[@nategomes1719]

Steve mad at the challenge he chose is so fitting. I cried laughing 😂

[@trellashew7876]

Love the Olive Garden and Red Lobster of course!!!! Shrimp scampi, crab legs and those cheddar bay biscuits are legit! I hear you brother! Excited to watch your new special! 🤩🤗😎

[@CJAvls]

I would love peanuts and cranberry juice right now. I don’t know how this is a challenge? 😂

[@Sasquatch10]

Seek Jesus.

[@ThatGuy678]

Pure unsweetened cranberry juice is very gross

[@H3RM-TASTIC]

Steeeb.... Really buddy!?!? You got yourself good with that challenge! Insane to me that you didn't realize you needed teeth for this challenge.

[@taylororourke2525]

Right? Next Steebee is gonna recommend the ‘Chewing Ice’ challenge. 🤣

[@bigls4175]

😂

[@rickeykoga2312]

Happy Friday Scissor Siblings!!!!!! ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ Make sure you do your weekly Scissoring and read your snip-tures 🙏🏼🙌🤙 Have a great week everyone!

[@HIGHTS]

Excited for your special Jeremiah!

[@mikeg8272]

Steebee at the 50 min mark is the most intelligent combinations of words he’s ever combined great speech

[@taylororourke2525]

And then he starts imitating Italian and brings us all back down to Earth. 😂 “Ey Pauly, getta ovah here, comma ta tanni, comanini cosanaanaaaa.” 🇮🇹👨‍🎨

[@clintonleonard5187]

True. I was really proud of Steve there.

[@Teeklin]

Live KZbin premiere of your free special? That's fuckin awesome. Looking forward to it! You should consider doing like a Reddit AMA before the date to plug it too!

[@porkloin4752]

Frugal brother strike again!

[@HunkFungus]

Happy Scissor Siblings Friday!! ✂️✂️✂️ It's a Rockstar morningggg ✂️✂️ I hope everyone has a great day and an even greater weekend! ✂️✂️✂️

[@StevenM801]

hahah the full peanut jar killed me hahaha

[@Dan-kb9dr]

Happy Friday scissor siblings ✂️

[@gboccieri]

Can't wait for the special, Jeremiah!

[@bback4072]

Lmao Steve literally was chewing the same handful he put in his mouth at the beginning of the challenge

[@samrussell9335]

Steebee over her talkin smack. The boy eats microwave chicken pot pies and in n out exclusively, and once in while a bowl of bone broth and noodles lol love ya Steeb

[@DEADPOOLKENNEDY]

So excited for your new special! And wow it would be awesome if Steve was there for the premiere.

[@Nunya644]

Lmao, I re-watched the challenge, and steebee literally chews on the same mouthful of nuts the entire time. Omg I'm dying at his reaction when he sees he ate like 5 peanuts

[@jakenorth4811]

52:30 Ryan's diss LMAOOO ... Jeremiah's stare down "Yeah!" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rickeykoga2312]

27:50 Steebee living in denial of that loss like the pee on the floor 😆

[@grandmodesty]

Been rewatching episodes all week, pumped to have a fresh one!

[@thapalemexican]

So surprised Steebee didn’t pass out after playing that harmonious harmonica. Jay W. killing it always with the absurd lyrics

[@SmoothBob]

Shout out to Ryan! Much love scissor brother! ✂️ ❤️. Your energy perfectly balances Steebee's and Jeremiah's...

[@MrSmokeingood]

Jeremiah casually eating the peanuts like it’s his favorite snack in the world 🤣

[@adamsgrant582]

Scissors at work. Best part of Friday

[@erich2489]

This is hilarious...Steven the two toothed tiger coming up with a chewing challenge...chewing hard peanuts

[@DanielleRegalado]

What is this crust in my eyessss. a new song for the soundtrack of my life. THAT SONG IS A BANGA!

[@lesley4917]

Omg Steebee really said "You do like that plain shit don't you!?" 😅😅 ✂️ ✂️

[@abstrktvisuals]

I like the "Scissor Bros fun facts" lol like pop-up video style

[@ywmo80]

Love ✂️ bros! Friday Friday Friday!

[@pinochuck827]

Steebee Peanut Jesus creating additional peanuts out of thin air

[@Nunya644]

Holy shit, when the peanuts got poured back into Steebee's jar, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@jrivera6756]

Somebody explain how Steve got more peanuts back 😆 🤣 😂

[@johnpish5374]

I love the cover of "Crusty's in my Eye" by Bob Dylan. You guys did him justice.

[@malicioustactics6846]

Can't wait to see Ian on stand up on the spot! The NY x LA collabs are always great! Love you scissors bois 😍

[@UGZmagazine]

Steve's Olive Garden takedown was epic.

[@dirtperson4221slash2]

Also I get it if you're going to the garden for nostalgia.. We're all chasing a dragon. I would love to see Jeremiah and his mom in a world class Italian restaurant. I say this bc Jeremiah you have made it my guy, celebrate hard bc you have worked hard. Scissors of positivity. Love always

[@BryanWalla]

Can’t wait for the special. ✂️✂️✂️

[@occams2882]

I respect that nostalgia feeling you get when it comes to chains like Olive Garden but living in Los Angeles, you are surrounded by incredible food that makes Olive Garden taste like a piece of cardboard heated in an oven powered by farts.

[@det.caribou7405]

Bobby has always mentioned he thought Steebee was adopted from North Korea. I see it more and more every day.

[@jasonanderson927]

I got a Red Lobster ad right at the end of Olive Garden Red Lobster discussion...perfect.

[@devonjenkins6860]

you know what my favorite thing about steebee is? now i thought about it, steebee is a real bro he just goes for it man

[@adammchugh5456]

"because you are the mastermind behind toe-jenga" XD

[@Manny_Casas]

Steve thought all those foods were mixed together into a single pile, instead of separate items on the same plate lol

[@claytenney732]

We wanna get to know Ryan more involve him in his own segment “gettin to know Ryan” 😂

[@Brokenglassespod]

Never heard truer words then what Steve said on Olive Garden

[@mikahs7944]

Steve I didn’t even think you two would talk about Olive Garden 😅

[@AwesomesMan]

So stoked to check out the new stand up special! I gotta agree with Steve about the Olive Garden.. plain haha. Also anyone else notice the video is little blurry this week?

[@wayneb337]

First time I ageee with Steve about food

[@neffles4977]

Great Episode! Excited for your new special! Definitely will be watching it!

[@zacharybrashear1879]

Jazz hand scissors all day! ✂️🎷🎺👐

[@casperthelovelyghost3904]

I haven’t had Olive Garden in decades.

[@ItsJoKeZ]

sorry Big J those eateries would score a YES on the AYG meter 😂 if you are taking Olive Garden as Italian food you are deeply mistaken 😭

[@matthewsimsheuser4789]

Thanks for the videos fellas! You guys are the only reason I have any joy at work 🤘🤙

[@raymondmedina3657]

Nice ending to start the weekend ! ✂️😎

[@mikahs7944]

Can’t wait for the special my guy ❤

[@KuKicks]

Omg the results of the challenge was just too funny

[@hephexamendios8318]

Dude... lol The yes, and ..but also, ..the (Halloween ) "death" and .... lol 😂

[@Cyxz666]

Steve bringing the harmonica heat 🤦‍♂

[@justcurious3514]

Crying laughing watching the challenge because I saw the end of it earlier and now to see the build-up knowing the end it's so fucking hilarious Literally crying

[@justcurious3514]

totally agree w steebee about olive garden and his part of the closing song omg😅 I love it

[@kuyakaleb]

Shoutout Faces Skateshop!

[@JohnAquariusPodcast]

Steebie got me with that Wonder bread comment lol 😂

[@ERlrg]

Daaamn been a hot min since we got an airy synth banger for the outro song ❤❤ ✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️

[@merkfoolsallday]

Steebee sounds just like Tom petty in that last song😂😂

[@32Mrtone]

I don't think Steebee understood the concept of the Tour of Italy plate. he thinks the 3 different dishes were literally combined like mixed together into one item. I think he should've been provided with a picture to illustrate how the food is separated. some people need that...

[@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311]

Watkins with the Loverboy reference. Nice! Turn that Dail all the way, shoot me like a rocket, in to space....

[@raymondmedina3657]

Lmaoo I was laughing so hard every time Steebie talked in the wig 😂😂😂😂

[@wonkeycong1956]

I love how Jeremiah calls eating peanuts and drinking cranberry juice a stunt

[@GetPecked]

That's funny you guys talking about releasing a special on KZbin. Like there was any other choice. 🤣

[@chadgaylor]

Tour of Italy is my favorite meal.

[@paulwangler]

God I love fridays. Thanks for releasing this early mornings for the rest of us who aren't on the west coast. UNLIKE BAD FRIENDS. They're too Hollywood.

[@johnathanknox3971]

March 21st can’t come soon enough! Can’t wait scissor bros!

[@Anfimus]

Should’ve weighed the total peanuts before/after to be scientific but Steve definitely lost hahaha it literally went back in higher than it started I laughed so hard

[@benbrown5495]

I had to stop the pod to write this, I will not walk inside of an Olive Garden or red lobster and those are the only two restaurants I feel that way about. Absolute trash food. Love you guys scissor bros 4 lyfe.

[@luxintelligentia4632]

This is the epitome of Steves bad loser saga 😂

[@luxintelligentia4632]

He even complains about the challenges he himself chooses 😂😂 even if he himself orchestrates the whole challenge to be as easy to win as possible, in the end when he loses fair and square someone had to do some ”houdini shit” as steve says 😅 ”this is no fair you cheated” yeah.. in a challenge you choosed and he only knew the challenge a minute ago, how is that even possible

[@ThojHmoob97]

0:00 dude is literally the older version of Jeremiah lolol

[@Jeffro5564]

I love how steebee fails his own challenge

[@Ghostcycle508]

I cant wait for the special Jeremiah cheers 🍻