DSP Absolute Disaster Stream, Destroys $100 Boom Mic Arm on Stream for 2 Hrs & Toxic to Viewers

[@timezone4610]

The guy has never done manual labor in his entire life

[@davidromero2704]

The closest thing was manually whacking it on stream.

[@Sharkmane25]

​@@davidromero2704 even than he barely moved

[@jadeyeti]

Whenever he wears short sleeves I always think about that. Looks weak in a way only a lifetime before a video game can achive

[@Nekros-t9e]

No dood he considers himself a blue-collar worker didn't you know? I'm not joking about that either.

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Dood, he has to move things around in his room and do errands, he's extremely busy

[@littlemissmewtwo]

The irony is people like Phil are the reason they have to put “do not eat” warnings on those little silica packets.

[@sammyall9091]

Unfortunately not all tools are good for a job...

[@jeffoff7795]

He said “it’s plug and play” about a mic stand

[@iRock_750]

Open the box before eating the pizza.

[@sammyall9091]

@@iRock_750 what how? I eat mine woodshaving an all

[@MurphysSlaw992]

Something tells me that even with the warnings it is highly irresponsible of him to tell his audience the packets are tasty treats.

[@sharteel85]

It's funny how a 5 seconds google search could have saved this caveman 3 hours of stress. But what do we know, we're all mouth-drooling morahns

[@Ihavethetouch]

Even if there were instructions, you think King would read them?

[@sharteel85]

@@Ihavethetouch good point

[@kin4386]

If there's anything you'll learn about Phil across his entire "career", it's that one of the biggest causes of his problems is that he just cannot comprehend how to look something up on Google or KZbin.

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

He can't do that he might get false information, waiting for his viewers to give him advice is way more reliable dood

[@ToiletBread1651]

And this is just so he can say he works long hours. He's so feckless.

[@zekeiwa5837]

Phil's nasally high pitched voice calling someone else a nerd is peak Phil

[@user019-q2l]

Coming from a valedictorian 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@PaperThinnGlennHall]

this dude calls people "mouth droolers" yet struggles to put together a mic like he's discovering fire. 16 years btw it reallys shows how much he doesn't do when this is considered back breaking work to him

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Jayde probably would do it faster tbh

[@Sas-freegrace]

“Mouth drooler” is only something a mouth breather like Phil would say.

[@DIGITALG4NGSTER]

​@@Sas-freegraceIt makes no sense, like where else would I be drooling from if not my mouth

[@youtubecrack]

@@PaperThinnGlennHallHe doesn't know what a crescent wrench is And has never heard the term " righty tighty Lefty loosey" evidently.

[@sayxxdx]

He could've googled instructions if it didn't come with any but that's too much to ask of the guy, gouty pigroach too lazy for all that dood!

[@InfiniteBeak]

Guarantee anyone who tells him the new mic sounds worse will be getting an instant ban

[@sammyall9091]

Don't get me started on his "xlr" rant...ugh he's just dumb super regard

[@Swedish_Drummer]

He's already banned dents for this exact reason. 😂😂

[@InfiniteBeak]

@@sammyall9091 oh yeah, XLR, the "old style" cable? 🤭

[@HanginAndChangWangin]

I can't believe he spent like an hour dicking around with settings he doesn't understand for the dents and THEN decided to actually listen to it himself. 😂And the fact that he decided it sounded good clearly shows that he has no idea what he was listening for. It's astounding that someone can have zero knowledge of audio and computer stuff after 16 years of streaming.

[@42words]

yeah, but they won't hear him ban them, so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@squigpeels.1021]

Bro, the Hell's Kitchen Dramatic sound effect every time his neurones misfire, is fucking hilarious 😂

[@phattyfresh]

One of my favorite bits

[@dasherpie]

ITS RAW!

[@squigpeels.1021]

​@@dasherpie the only reason it was RAW!! Because the donkey was cooking in a burnt pan.

[@Jomacx-24]

Finally I know where its from. Thought it was from some dumb horror movie.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

I think that sound originated from The Apprentice USA but it's been ALL OVER American "reality TV" for about 20yrs 😂 Maybe those shows all have the same Producer..

[@bernieblack8819]

Dude has made a living on KZbin for 16 years and still doesn't realize that there's an instruction video for literally everything on the platform

[@TheSlashd0t]

Probably all results to his search queries will only pop up with WWEC videos

[@StarkosiTV]

The search engines and bars on Google and KZbin scare him

[@HanginAndChangWangin]

Not only that, but pretty much every website for audio products has a download section with manuals for pretty much every product they've made in the past 30 years or so. And he was RIGHT THERE but said "Oh, their website is just an advertisement." 🤣 The manual was like 3 clicks away. I swear to God, I have so many things to pick apart about this shitshow that I think I'm gonna have to start a detractor channel so I can get it out of my system. And he wonders why there's an entire cottage industry devoted to shitting on him.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

But he just wants everything to be easy & just given to him because he's entitled & he likes the attention he gets from being a constant victim of circumstance because he's socially maladjusted

[@MundaneDave]

He actually yelled at them multiple times for pointing out some video tutorial. Hours later, thanked Darziak for a video. The guy just wants to be a poor little handheld victim.

[@anomishfish]

DSP fighting a screw and losing is the most DSP moment ever

[@judgeprime3730]

Those screws dropped my moofs!!

[@drummer9642]

"Whoever made this mic arm is incompetent" Phil should open a cinema with how much time he spends projecting.

[@BiohazardOutbreak]

went from insane tech to incompetent real quick lol

[@ramz7116]

This clip proves he really is his own biggest detractor. No troll in the world could set this type of insanity up

[@Phobia115]

This is a college educated man…..

[@HelloYersoGae]

And he shows off his new toys and unboxing it on live thinking everyone will envy him, only to end up embarrassed

[@Christina_Cage]

I think he does it on purpose. He basically gets two incomes, one from his streams and supporters and another from his fail/rage videos which people who are less supportive of him will watch

[@willtrip4tip16]

So this is the street smarts he’s been bragging about lately?

[@phattyfresh]

LIMB

[@adun3]

The famous leaves-the-house-once-a-week street smarts

[@Phobia115]

College Educated too🤡

[@mediokay]

Yeah, are you a book smart nerd or somethin huh? Huh?

[@amon37]

​@@Phobia115don't forget valedictorian 😅

[@HugoStiglitz88]

His complete lack in problem solving ability is always the funniest thing to me. He is obviously developmentally challenged lol

[@Abedeuss]

DSP is what happens when the biggest problem that happens to you in any given month is your DoorDash arriving at room temperature.

[@f1av0rflave]

​@@AbedeussExcept it probably never arrives cold. He has to stick to the schedule and the door dash arrived early. There was nothing he could do!

[@aeroflopper]

​@@Abedeusslike his iq

[@philovermyer6166]

DSP is what Learned Helplessness looks like.

[@STRING3R]

He's just a stubborn idiot

[@the21stsergeant]

The funniest part of all of this is that he genuinely wants to be taken seriously. Yet he still does stuff like this on a daily basis.

[@InfiniteBeak]

I mean any normal streamer would have done this off stream, and even IF they did that, it would take them 5-10 minutes tops, not 2+ fucking hours

[@Lizardwithdahat]

When somebody said "buy a vice grip" he responds "I would have to sit around waiting for a vice grip" so he would doordash a damn vicegrip? Holy shit

[@Christina_Cage]

Nah, this is part of his grift I think. He knows people make fun of jim so he cashes in on it. He'd have copywrite striked this whole channel if he wasn't the one behind it

[@karloskrimson2883]

Piggy thinks buying all this expensive junk is a flex. Can't wait for Piggy to start begging for "Pay my taxes" money.

[@dennisflonasal]

bro he bought it and didn’t even know it was spring loaded, something you would imagine is a feature prominently displayed for a product like this what was wrong with the one he had???

[@batangbatugan]

He's thoroughly writing all this junk off as business expense in April.

[@gonzo8898]

That’s not exactly why Phil does show n tell with his dents. Since Phil lives a life with zero meaning all he has is his vices to keep him going. So buying new toys is Phil’s current bender. He gets the dopamine spike from ordering the toy, tracking it, and then opening it up and setting it up. Then he’s back to square one and needs his fix so he repeats and buys something else. We are now witnessing it start to spiral out of control as he keeps buying more things. And of course he’s trying to mess with his taxes and get wrote offs and such. That’s another reason why he keeps buying stuff before the end of the year.

[@dennisflonasal]

@ yes I agree, I think the tax stuff is just a byproduct of his poor mental habits

[@Anarchist86ed]

Losing the snort fort storyline coming up.

[@aftertheshowmoviepodcast]

Using a vice wrench on a black coated mic arm and being surprised that it took the paint off, classic Phil.

[@Grandobzen]

I bet you he'd gonna ask for a refund just to get a more expensive arm 😂

[@Trinioutsider34]

He didn’t even need it, that’s how dumb he is.

[@MundaneDave]

"The wrench isn't even that strong and it scraped the paint off" make it make sense

[@daveb4mv]

I actually facepalmed when he put the wrench on it, it must be an act at this point, he can't be that dense 😂

[@fenix144]

@@daveb4mv He absolutely is. a 1000%.

[@xarath5269]

I'll never get tired of the sitcom intro.

[@scorpion6328]

I’ve always said that Phil would be an extremely hilarious cartoon character… the same way people find Eric Cartman or Peter Griffin funny. Good thing Lechero is doing something like that. That said, the fact that this is a real person living this existence is beyond sad and pitiful… but still funny at times under Phil’s expense.

[@IHMyself]

Same, I love it 😂

[@nutsberkintime]

family gout unfunny moments

[@boomstickYT]

It actually couldn’t be more perfect. Short and perfectly in theme for whatever tomfoolery phil is about to stumble into

[@batangbatugan]

When you're a deluded narcissist with a very fragile ego, you LITERALLY think you know everything better than anyone else and every mistake or failure you make is everyone and everything else's fault. Phil is not a mouth drooling 8 year old idiot that needs handholding. They didn't include instructions, he doesn't need to look for a tutorial. An idiot designed it, it's completely fucked up and poorly made. He doesn't need handholding, his chat didn't tell him that the instructions they gave him were correct all along. He didn't waste hundreds of dollars on 4 boom mics he doesn't need, he just expects everything expensive he bought should work right away out of the box.

[@AbyssWatch3r]

and they use deep words that describe anything so they can pretend to be smart 😂

[@KrynBear]

This %💯. He really hates to admit he doesn't know something. This is why he never learns, you can never learn if you think you know everything already.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

Don't forget the flex of him being this big brain that would be so much more successful in life if not for the incompetence or negativity of others. He could have saved the world if not for all the detractors!

[@devildog768]

This is probably the perfect video on why people dislike DSP. You have nearly all of his negative traits on full display. Lukewarm IQ, getting snippy with his audience trying to help him, throwing pity party after pity party, blaming others for his lack of intelligence, projecting his failures onto others, sneak begging. What a miserable person

[@BrockShake]

Phil: Why doesn’t anyone respect my informed takes? Also Phil: Can’t install a pre assembled product.

[@elgeneralisimo5180]

Lmfao 13:58 I love when he blames others for his own incompetence. The whole “book smarts vs street smarts” thing is hilarious.

[@HelloYersoGae]

Street smart: paper manual Book smart: QR code that leads you to the website with the instructions. Maybe they should have sent this dingus a book to tell him to scan the code😂

[@alecaquino4306]

The moment he backed into his chair and turned to the camera to reveal his embarrassingly smug smile at the beginning... I knew we were in for a real shit show lol 😂

[@hawtdawg3823]

The most Punchable face

[@kiritosnightsky]

That waddle he does to get into the chair is hilarious

[@abny14]

And the fact he had the box backwards and the mic muted

[@AdminAbuse]

he is the reason why everything has to me made for dummies, games to irl shit

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

The only legacy of Dave will be yellow paint and npcs explaining puzzles if you struggle for 3 minutes

[@sayxxdx]

Literally face palmed to this cause he's sitting there going "There's no instructions? I don't know what to do" when he's in front of a fucking computer. Look it up.

[@wuhlfzebayne]

​@@PenguinWithInternetAccess terminally online people complain about yellow paint like that shit isn't in fear or mad max. both games are consistently called "underrated gems."

[@cloudshines812]

@@PenguinWithInternetAccess Yep. Really sad how God of War Ragnarok is considered the “worst” in the series because Santa Monica used DSP as “the average player” model when designing puzzles.

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

This was the only DSP stream I managed to catch live this year and boy did it not disappoint. Phail somehow breaking a thing that has less moving parts than a toy designed for toddlers.

[@Ihavethetouch]

These tech support streams are the best ones, it highlights how this 7 year old man can't do anything right and expects his audience to do all the thought work for him

[@ShadowFox10587O]

I actually wish I caught this live the chat must have been hilarious

[@SuperChatsRNotTips]

@@Ihavethetouch funny part is they think "WeRe HeLpInG" like when your 3 yr old kid helps your make cupcakes

[@Nekros-t9e]

This somehow took 2 hours, thank you memology for cutting it down to 30 minutes

[@cairnethunderhoof6225]

My hands are destroyed

[@whocares1631]

*scans QR code* It has nothing to do with the products it just takes me too the products website. * Seinfeld music plays*

[@Sandwich420]

The reason why he sits in front a camera and plays games like shit for a living. Any job where IQ is required would be a first day/last day scenario

[@ReLLaKaT316]

Omg I literally heard it in my head

[@SnapeVader]

The manufacturer didnt take into account how dumb Phil was. The professional thing would have been do this off stream but this is Phils attempt at "positive" content.

[@sammyall9091]

They never do cause most know to Google

[@saturn580]

"Righty tighty, lefty loosey." -Instructions for Middle-aged Infants, 2024

[@paulpappas5313]

Never Eat Shredded Wheat

[@Iridium-77-g]

"GUIIIISE, I need to unscrew this, but I have no idea how to do it, because there's NO INSTRUCTIONS! I already tried to turn it to the right and it doesn't budge!"

[@QuietLunacy]

Only Dave can say "Crazy tech" about a boom arm. Saying he's on the spectrum is an insult to people on the spectrum at this point

[@Wee_Peachy]

We don’t claim him as part of the tism community 😅😂

[@otopico]

As a neurodivergent person myself, NOTHER about Phil is on the spectrum. Phil's issue is being a narcissist and a general waste of skin.

[@radhouseproductions8560]

@@otopicoI agree, he doesn’t really seem autistic to me at all

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

_"use a towel"_ *"I don't have a hundred towels, what towel am I supposed to use?!"*

[@42words]

Phil is the textbook example of someone who _doesn't_ know where his towel is

[@cooksmokeproductionz5701]

@@42words don't forget to bring a towel - towlie

[@LlewelynSauce]

There’s literally no reason he should be on his fourth mic stand if he’s in the exact same room/setup he’s essentially always been in. Phil is a lot of things, but most blatantly of all a shameless consoomer

[@Ihavethetouch]

Didn't you hear him, people only want to use money on things and not learn how to do things

[@InfiniteBeak]

Can't wait for the next rummage in the closet, gonna be three perfectly good mic stands among all the other shite he hoards in there

[@Herodotus888]

He is actually patient zero for dumbing down everything I think.

[@CrashKazooie]

He didn't even need the new microphone - he sounds exactly the same as he did before Literally a child buying every toy he wants

[@quietdignityandgrace]

Naw, he's just a Shameless Con.

[@fatesfrozenflame]

Wow that smug smile at the beginning shows how much dopamine getting a new toy is to him. Especially one he can show off to his dents and feel superior. And he was legit nervous when there were no instructions cause he’s dumber than rocks.

[@bomb.]

Who could have seen coming that doing 0 research, being regarded, and having your brain destroyed by alcohol consumption would have made setting up a boom arm impossible 😂 This could have been avoided if he wasn't a lazy bum and insisting on "upgrading on stream"

[@fatesfrozenflame]

@@bomb. it's funny he replaced his spending habits from dumb action figures and statues to useless tech equipment and Champions

[@rustface4532]

This man is 42 years old CRYING about not being able to set up a mic arm! LMAO

[@kimi8955]

He acts all confident until he realizes he messed up so he starts frantically looking for something to blame 😂😂😂 LOVE IT!

[@MndCtrI]

So far, he's destroyed a $300 arcade stick, a $100 mic arm...praise the fucking Lord his gaming PC was already assembled for him.

[@Trinioutsider34]

Remember he almost messed up his PC when he was installing and SDD.

[@IdontreadYouTubeReplies]

You can tell Phil had everything done for him in life growing up. He even gets passive aggresive towards his audience when he cant put something together like its the audiences fault. Getting upset because no one will just come and do it for him. He could easily google or look up a YT video that could walk him through what he needs to do, but his mind just goes straight to being angry because he really just wants someone to do it for him. This man is truly slow.

[@Anarchist86ed]

He never worked for anything and had everything given to him. He thinks playing video games all day is the hardest job anyone could ever do.

[@bludtinge]

Boom mic arm is a detractor

[@CasualRacerRed]

Phil: "This thing is Huge" *I'll take "Things Kat has never said to Phil" for $100 Alex*

[@Herodotus888]

Didn't he just talk crap about Rich or someone having a boom mic and moving it around recently?

[@InfiniteBeak]

Yep, and when one of his chat called him out for it he said "I literally only said that cause it's Rich, cause he's a big fat guy with a boom mic it looks stupid. *I'm* a professional!"

[@Garviel-Loken]

Yeah but he claimed it didn't make sense for RTU because he doesn't move when streaming. While, of course, Phail is a dynamic streamer that constantly moves around. 😂

[@Herodotus888]

@@InfiniteBeak lol really? What a jerk.

[@wheresthegrillcheese]

Isn't Phil also a big fat guy??? ​@@InfiniteBeak

[@VioSquared]

First coiled spring was created in the 1760s. That is "crazy tech" to Dave. Fucking wild.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Just wait until he finds out about the magic of magnets.

[@KonkeyDong968]

2:04 Legitimately, I thought "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" was common guy knowledge.

[@TheSlashd0t]

No, obviously Phil is the only person on this earth with nuts and bolts that are righty-loosy, lefty-thighty because of those idiot manufacturers that let faulty products roll off the assembly line and ship it all directly to him

[@octacom]

Bro, I LOLd when he found out about this 25 mins later through a video

[@animebhopper]

Well he’s a shut-in loser so I expected this

[@boywonderless]

DSP never had exposure to masculinity - his gaming circle consisted of people slightly less fruity than he is and, of course, his father considered him mostly as an afterthought.

[@devilrocksgaming]

Unless working with gas then it's reversed

[@user-dh9mw8mh3t]

The microphone saga is just phil flexing on all the other lolcows. He is showing that even after he delivered all those arcs and storylines in 2024, he still cares about giving us what we want. Absolute king of regards.

[@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev]

He fantasises about being a "respected industry veteran" where people hang off his every word, instead of being the laughing stock he actually is.

[@laughingseal2282]

Any other streamer sorts their setup, audio, mic etc OFFSTREAM. Only Phil is so inept he needs his chat to walk him through every step of everything. From installing windows on new pc, to setting up obs and his mic.

[@daltonbolser5100]

plus he needs to get those extra begs for tips while doing absolutely nothing 😂

[@Arwing65]

He does that specifically to shift the blame onto his viewers if something should go wrong. "I didn't break it. You guys told me to do this."

[@eldingo617]

Yeah, but then he can’t bait tips from his fans to hand-hold him e.g. Papavera in Minecraft

[@Ozamaa9009]

Exactly. No other gaming content creater would be stupid enough ever do this on a stream. Embarrassing.

[@Ihavethetouch]

That boom arm is more maneuverable than Phil has ever been. Him not doing any research on it and just expecting expensive to always mean better just makes this better.

[@Tezasaurus]

"There's no instructions, what do i do?" "Look up the instructions on the computer in front you" "Get outta here, troll"

[@kimi8955]

DSP does this thing where instead of going step by step and actually looking for a solution, he thinks of a solution from the get-go and tries to do only that. He expected a paper with instructions in the box, since there wasn't, there is simply no other way of getting instructions in his mind, he just has to mess around with his expensive new toy.

[@Skorge789]

And why exactly did he need this? Did he just want to be able to say he has a "name brand" arm?

[@reyfauzi]

Lmao the setup he used when he's installing the new one is good enough

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

It's to imitate his pals at Kino Casino lmao

[@cartmanofsp]

Hey that’s not nice!! But yes you are correct

[@Adversary_Dwimmerlaik]

ITS NAME BRAYUND

[@helix6206]

"you dont get it mouth drooling morahn, the mic has HRTs LGBT+ LIGHTS MMKAY? And muh Retar... muh fanboys love RBG lights! alright?"

[@SupermassiveProblematique]

20:38 Absolutely PEAK consoomer mindset right here. Don’t research a product, don’t spend time to learn your tools to get the most out of them, don’t do the most basic of searching to find out something, just buy buy buy and use. What did DSP say about instant gratification a few months ago?

[@henrynelson9301]

He literally thinks if you throw enough money at something you just never have to do any effort or thinking

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

If something is more expensive/bigger/has more RGBs it's better according to Philbert, he's a 12 years old trapped in a 56 year old body

[@Ehhhh.h]

Thanks for the money dummy

[@xStarblazer]

Buy buy buy and beg beg beg. And tbh Phil probably can't even name more than 2 characters from a game that he's literally just completed, expecting him to remember anything he said over 15 seconds ago is a big ask

[@Afroman1837]

“Dont ask questions, just consume product and then demand that your viewers pay you for purchasing a product without researching anything first.”

[@AstroWilliamss]

Keep in mind this is the same guy who had his parents travel across the country to help him turn his couch cushions and do other work around the house what an invalid 😭

[@AshleyVsTheWorld]

People like DSP is why we need "caution hot" on coffee cups

[@biscuitbuncream]

The fact he is so pissed off by lack of instructions, for a mic stand, is a new low. These things aren't rocket science, it's literally just "This thing has a screw part that looks like it fits there" And you just put it all together, easily enough. Because you know what a stand should look like. Phil is just hella dented, needing step-by-step instructions for everything. He needs one for life too.

[@Sprkitty]

Even still, there's literally a downloadable manual for his product on the Gator website with setup instructions, so his rant in this is even more unnecessary. He just needed to look for his product when he scanned the QR code to get there. I know, too much work for poor Philly boy.

[@henrynelson9301]

@@Sprkittyhe thinks the website is useless because it doesn’t show him exactly what he wants immediately. When he struggled with the elgato website, people joked that it needed yellow paint. That’s barely a joke anymore

[@Sprkitty]

@@henrynelson9301 Apparently, it was also on the Amazon listing for the product as well, making this whole thing even more pathetic. Though, just like that mic to get those totally useful features that he definitely needed to have working, he'd have to scroll down to find it. We know how he is when it comes to looking at anything at this point with how much money he spent within this month alone just to then have to spend more.

[@asura48]

You can tell he was tired after setting up that boom arm...."but he's a former bodybuilder dood".....ya in his wildest nightmare bc any physical activity is torture for piggy

[@internetexplorer3596]

He probably lifted weights for a bit in high school 25 years ago lmao. He had the same chubby build when he started KZbin

[@bigguy247]

18:16 he actually got jump scared by a paper towel LMAO

[@dandilion1268]

"Okay guise, now that the boom mic is set up we need to hit the goals so that I can get one to use when I'm gaming... No you don't understand you morahn! The box clearly said this is a podcast arm OKAY? Get banned and don't come back."

[@crushember3519]

He has purchased FOUR mic arms???!!! The dood is wildin' out on spending. I think he has gotten some credit cards.

[@SpiritCrumpler]

He is buying junk to write off as taxes that will counter his money spent on WWEC, Pretty sure he is trying to play the IRS. He cant use his DFTR money spent on tax write off so he is using "business related" expenses.

[@Owlkin]

He's an awful Karen, he returns everything and uses the system like a trial

[@laze_dybo]

Man’s building himself a General Grievous with all those arms

[@rubensano4860]

Thank God he is confined to his room permanently.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The fact that his grip strength is so goddamn weak that he has to resort to, incompetently, use tools that strip the paint is peak DSP. 👌

[@darthkai8242]

Seriously. I am the exact same age as Phil. And not saying you have to be ripped or anything, but his head looks so huge on that emaciated and malnourished body. It's not good for a man to be heading into his 40s, or be in his 40s, with like zero lean muscle mass. Phil is the literal definition of "skinny-fat."

[@kiritosnightsky]

I always wonder what it's like for Kat to watch this man embarrass himself in front of thousands of people everyday.

[@lostintechnicolor]

Answer? She eats to kill the pain.

[@otopico]

She isn't any better than him. She was looking for someone to take care of her and found this shitstain.

[@reysolo]

“This is killing my thumb” can’t even turn a knob without tiring himself out

[@_devotio_]

My FOURTH boom mic arm?? Wheres the other three

[@sammyall9091]

Up his arse

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Somewhere in the landfill he calls his garage I reckon.

[@Exmachinagamma]

In his closet most likely.

[@Traderjoebean]

Not sure if the hair is going to make it through 2025

[@laughingseal2282]

"Thanks to an anonymous donation, I got a brand new hair implant. There, I addressed it. Anyone who mentions it will be banned."

[@SamReynols]

@@laughingseal2282 Nah, he'd never admit to getting implants, but definitely ban anyone that mentions it

[@laughingseal2282]

@SamReynols I'm 100 percent sure he dyes his hair black weekly. That explains his constant visits to twirl and curls and the 70 bucks he blows there

[@bartacus4872]

@@laughingseal2282 I think so too, never a hint of grey on his head anywhere.

[@xStarblazer]

This reminds me of his meltdown on the Saints Row character creation when people were suggesting a hairstyle that actually really closely matched his own but was receding. Also have you noticed how he's got that typical low IQ skull/head shape? Like the hair on the back seems to grow down into his neck more than average, while the top and sides are high and short. It's like a skull mullet but all the hair is the same length. It's been more pronounced with his weird angle when he's using mouse and keyboard.

[@Traderjoebean]

Does he not know that Amazon has the instructions in the listing? 😂

[@omegaweapon116]

He can't be bothered to put in that much effort

[@Moaitis]

how would he know to do that? it's not his fault, they never emailed him the instructions after it arrived. even worse, those nudniks that made the mic arm even made him over-torque the rings and totally screwed over his stream. unreal, dude!

[@internetexplorer3596]

Yes but that’s stupid, there should just be a note in the box so he’s not gonna go look it up

[@Cm-xv7oe]

All he would have to do is google how to set up whatever product he got and he would have his answer. He hates using google for some reason

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

If anyone ever asks why DSP gets so much hate, show them this video.

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

Ngl, he does get an absurd amount of hate when there are much worse lolcows on the platform. All Phil does is cry for money, the majority of other mainstream lolcows have committed actual crimes (usually pdf related).

[@bungienuts]

​@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon ah yes the old "dsp isn't that bad". He scams his mentally challenged audience daily but y'know, at least he isn't a murderer! Stupid argument

[@ToiletBread1651]

DSP can never get too much hate.

[@peacegawdd]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemonhe does more than that. He insults everybody and never takes accountability

[@papayer]

​@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemonHe harbors actual PDFs on his chat lmfao

[@Serendit]

The fact that he thought he'd need a wrench is crazy. Bro is useless

[@username15th]

I do not understand why he insists on doing this shit live when he could do it off stream and have as much time to watch videos and do research about the products he's using as he needs. And then he gets mad when people in chat have as little clue about the product as he does. He's such a entitled crybaby and it's infuriating.

[@BroWitGlasses8008]

The transitions this year to doing 95% of his content live is to do two things. 1. Bait more tips 2. And avoid playing games as much as possible

[@TheFinalBoss_]

He considers anything he does for stream as "working" and if he isn't live then he's not going to do "bullshit" like that if he isn't making money. All about that bag.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Everything is khantent, dood.

[@xStarblazer]

​@@TheFinalBoss_ Bingo. Why would he ever do something as "tedious" as this off stream to be prepared for next time when he can do it on stream and maybe even get some donations for it while wasting everyones' time in the process. If it doesn't benefit Phil it doesn't matter.

[@rubensano4860]

Now we know what happened to Khet's exercise bike.

[@animationSJ]

Beyond embarrassing. Young children behave better.

[@Sas-freegrace]

“Mouth drooler” because there’s so many other places you can drool from Phil.

[@Grandobzen]

well to be fair OIC is probably drooling out his ayuss while watching phil

[@rookiebear1124]

Exactly. The insult he is looking for is "mouth breather," but as always, Phil is too dented

[@andrewdelaerranz9648]

Welp, troons like OIC sure leak from somewhere that its not the mouth nor the ass tho.

[@tammytheranger7645]

And yet. It's not the proper insult.

[@Sharkmane25]

Nice to see DSP still cosplaying as a blue collar hard working mayun

[@sammyall9091]

@19:50min he's shows his fruity side.. hus voice cracks hard

[@beeroney8513]

The effort required to build that arm, a full days physical labour would kill this man.

[@382u3uuej]

He is legitimately 70IQ, if you don't have a mic arm google how it looks like, it's such a simple thing to figure out that only someone with literal mental regardation would struggle with it, it comes pre-assembled, has a vise to fix it to the table and a place to put the mic, that's it, yet he can't figure it out, no wonder this dude got fired from every job he ever had. And on top of all of that, if you go to 8:35 you can see that the mic has lights that flash when you speak, he is a sucker for anything with RGB or lights of any kind, the RGB paper plates will soon become a reality.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

I’ll give him a pass on the RGB mic because it is a reasonable function: allows you to visually check if your mic is on/working. Not that it helps with Phil though, as evidenced by the first 30 seconds or so. 😅

[@DanteLicious]

Boom mic arm confirmed detractor

[@youtubeendorsesleftistprop4304]

“This is crazy tech” 😂

[@Nekros-t9e]

Metal arms with adjustable knobs to tighten or loosen the joints and he managed to break it.

[@ghostcat8244]

This is the same guy who didn’t upgrade his video recording til maybe 2016 when everyone else are already move pass putting a video recording pointing at the video for gameplay.

[@Lizardwithdahat]

This is how you dont life

[@soytachankla3664]

This is the guy that was valedictorian in high school...

[@liltiachan9694]

Why does he live stream doing this??? no one cares about your mic phil

[@_devotio_]

This is a big life event for him and his stream is his social life (his words lmao)

[@rubensano4860]

Sadly, a handful of people do.

[@Abedeuss]

He doesn't even know a "podcast" is supposed to be between the HOST and the GUESTS. Or that nobody gives a shit about how the podcast LOOKS, most people just listen to a podcast...

[@kimi8955]

He thinks he deserves money for just existing in front of the camera, in his point of view it would be dumb to do it offline since it affects his channel technically. Even though it is absolutely ABISMAL kahntent.

[@lostnhollow]

DSP like, less than two months ago: "why does RTU have such a large boom mic? who does he think he is, howard stern?! he's just a streamer!" DSP yesterday: "yeah so i bought the biggest one you guize"

[@Clamfaced]

Every "DSP gets a new thing and fucks it up" saga always starts and ends the same. I dunno why but DSP always ALWAYS acts smug as fuck whenever he gets something new. REALLY rubs it in and acts smarmy and fires shots at detractors. Peacocking around like he's the best because he got a new item. Then 1 hour later he's raging and toxic and having a meltdown. People wouldn't laugh at his fails as much if he didn't set it up so gloriously like that by acting soooo smug. For example, compare the first minute of this video to 26:45 like that rage wouldn't be half as funny without the smugness the start IMO. Just say you got the item and are gonna set it up, don't rub it in like you're hot shit.

[@youtubecrack]

It's Righty tighty, lefty loosey My dudes. children know this..... Dsp really is this stupid.

[@averyoya4683]

The fact that this 42 year old child doesn't know this is really sad

[@Moaitis]

it's just more evidence that he was coddled by his mom and was never made to help do a chore in the entirety of his adolescence.

[@aeroflopper]

you never come across left-handed thread?

[@youtubecrack]

@@aeroflopper of course I have. Mechanisms that rotate usually have a reverse thread. Like bicycle gear boxes. I don't think that applied here.. And it turned out Lefty Lucy was the answer.

[@LostOneOmega]

So... A google search is out of the question, Phil? He is gonna rely on the people he cons out of cash like THEY would know anything.

[@OnePumpPlumpChumpPimp]

Google search = less potential donations

[@platinumight158]

Don't be ridiculous, he's got chat to "help" him with any problems. 😂

[@martintoivainen2519]

A grown man with zero real life skills. Everything needs to be done for him.

[@MustardAndFries]

We’re seeing his gin brain apply WWEC mechanics to streaming now. Since he got the Kino bump he’s been repeatedly spending money to “improve” the stream in hopes it will keep new dents around. Spending money=good.

[@Soulmakerc]

It legit was a rollercoaster ride the whole stream😂. Shout out to Raw Phil and chat, made the experience 10x better

[@JoelElRican]

Someone birthed and raised this... person...

[@Cell2677]

How has this man made it almost 50 years? This guy is the epitome of weaponized incompetence.

[@pigpenlordofdirt]

"No i know there's a qr code but it just takes you to the website" You mean the website that has a help page with instruction manuals in it?

[@notgnar8506]

This is a great example of how narcissistic personality disorder can be pathological.

[@BingChilling420_]

Yeah papa burnell was definitely not involved in Phil’s life 😂

[@BadgerOff32]

This is the kind of shit people do *off-screen* while the cameras aren't on, so you can get it all set up and tested _BEFORE_ you go live. This guy has so little going for him in terms of content that just..... _setting up equipment_ becomes his content. That's tragic!

[@phattyfresh]

8:00 very rare description of his love life with kat

[@Demonhead223]

Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fsociety6983]

That loose washers bit is just psychotic. Like he could fully foresee the problem but still didn't prepare in the slightest, just so he can tell the people trying to help that *they're* the idiots

[@hillehai]

42 years old, doesn't know "righty tighty, lefty loosy". English isn't even my native language and I know that phrase.

[@Traderjoebean]

This is all getting returned damaged to Amazon lmao

[@dandilion1268]

Everyone: Be street-smart like BoomSydePhil.

[@tamaskasz986]

That first 30 seconds was so pleasant until he started talking

[@SeedyL]

WORST DAY EVER! (They forgot my chicken nuggies)

[@Djdjsosskdndk]

guys gets paid over six figures to play video games and stuff his face, sarcastically says ‘what a great life’ because he can’t figure out a mic arm…

[@AdminAbuse]

the hairline gets funnier every day

[@Icymemphis10]

Get that haircut

[@internetexplorer3596]

It’s gonna happen to you too bro, just have to wait a bit, be patient.

[@rubensano4860]

What's in the bahx, what's in the bahx?

[@wooden_ox]

Its insane how inept he is at everything.