"Isn't it weird how we stop hitting the goals when I don't do fast food rewards?" No, it's weird how you stop hitting the goals when Iron Chef disappears.
@ItzVioletPandaКүн бұрын
Savage!
@jeffoff7795Күн бұрын
100% this. On a side note: "People were always complaining, 'Oh the reward is always DSP Tries It where DSP tries some food', right? Well guess what? Now we're not doing that..." Japanese-style snack size snacks are still food, Phil. The reward hasn't changed.
@dcstigerКүн бұрын
Recently Phil was trying to argue that it didn't matter if only a handful of whales were providing most of the support. I think he truly believes that when support starts to dry up a "new" whale will just magically appear and shoulder the load. This kind of thinking seems to be rooted in Phil's huge sense of entitlement and his belief that everything in his life is determined by external factors. Basically he believes that the universe owes him a sizable income and that it will be delivered to his doorstep. He just needs to sit back and wait for it to happen.
@coyoterx6002Күн бұрын
I find it weird that he believes if he stops playing a game and complaining would bring in more money than to just play it. As well that he doesn’t realize him whining is more entertaining than his gameplay.
@TezasaurusКүн бұрын
@@coyoterx6002 It's because when he stops playing a game the stream becomes "Q+A" which is really just him running out the clock while guilt tripping viewers about support until they send him money. Which to be fair, with his easily bullied viewers it tends to work.
@TipTippersonКүн бұрын
Literally the lamest streamer alive. Advertises “chill, interactive fun” and when a viewer asks him a hypothetical question to kickstart a conversation he just steamrolls it “YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE ACTUAL WORST IS IF YOU DIDNT GIVE ME MONEY”…fair enough?
@BaseOiboiКүн бұрын
It's so scummy it's wild. Actually the most awful streamer to watch imo, aside from those tools who actually just commit crimes on stream
@manoftherainshorts9075Күн бұрын
I guess even pigsnort cultists don't really believe DSP is "chill and positive" streamer. It never was his persona (he was always a whiny grumpy letsplayer that swore a lot), it isn't now.
@thedukealastorКүн бұрын
That was absolutely disgusting. Then he’ll wonder why no one talks in chat. He never honestly engages with questions unless it’s a troll or complaint
@pookiefiend6133Күн бұрын
That’s fax lol he’s acts like that’s gonna make people support more lol I’m surprised the dents aren’t getting pissed with him doing that lol
@madsstaysnoided558Күн бұрын
Sound good?
@Str8From215Күн бұрын
He looks like a 70 year old lesbian
@yofyoКүн бұрын
😂
@HaeravonFAQsКүн бұрын
70 year old lesbians are better at video games
@UKMessi1Күн бұрын
He acts like one too
@jkdman2007Күн бұрын
Remember he acts so tough in his echo chamber and he constantly insults other people with words like "sisssyyy" and "puuusyy".
@moe1780Күн бұрын
😂
@seriousrobdevКүн бұрын
Anyone donating to Phil truly is dented.
@manoftherainshorts9075Күн бұрын
Argentinian brothers get a pass.
@jonah1976Күн бұрын
They want to see them undies and perhaps an accidental peek at the King's package.
@planbrentКүн бұрын
@@manoftherainshorts9075no you are not forgiven
@smegintheheads8228 сағат бұрын
Agreed, even to troll why would I go to work to give philbert even a penny, he deserves nothing.
@manoftherainshorts90752 сағат бұрын
@@planbrent me? we? Even if I wanted to, I cannot give Phil any money, I live in a country financially blocked from KZbin.
@animeslayer24Күн бұрын
My god that new “angle” shows how badly aged he is, just sits inside all day and crawls to his “office” periodically
@SupermassiveProblematiqueКүн бұрын
6:14 “My mistake was listening to feedback, too much feedback.” 7:02 “At this point what do you guys think? I’d love some feedback.” You can’t make this shit up.
@MustardAndFriesКүн бұрын
That’s because the correct feedback is you are doing everything correct Phil, it’s nudnik morahns fault for not donating
@jaredrobbins9247Күн бұрын
The dead air between those two statements was wild
@Anarchist86edКүн бұрын
Glad he recovered so quickly from that terrible sickness yesterday.
@cinema.inspiredКүн бұрын
He powered through that man, give him some credit 😂
@capresenooj4359Күн бұрын
The sick voice was faker than that corpse guy youtuber with the masks deep voice 😂
@JoeyCentralКүн бұрын
He was sick? I thought he was just trying to audition to be the next Batman. 🤣
@tpolutts3309Күн бұрын
@@capresenooj4359 I thought that guy had throat cancer or something. He's fake?
@capresenooj4359Күн бұрын
@ Not like pitch shifting fake, hes got a deep voice naturally but you can clearly tell hes just talking from the bottom of his throat to sound deeper, and claims its some throat disease or some BS that that fangirls eat up
@thedukealastorКүн бұрын
*One dent asks for Japanese snacks Phil: You guys have been begging me to do this
@Filip_AgrippaКүн бұрын
"You guys told me you don't want me just eating food... so I'll be eating treats." THAT'S THE SAME THING!
@GrandobzenКүн бұрын
Dude doesnt get 300$ a day so he immediately cracks out and reverts to fast-food cuckery. Gross
@SRH-mp6zuКүн бұрын
Let's see if Phil can get rid of his Tourettes as fast as he got rid of his flu/cold/fever/death bed illness last night.
@MybrotherInRaКүн бұрын
The cod character throwing money at 2:08 when he talks about donations is hilarious timing
@sweetharmoniesКүн бұрын
great catch 😂
@Loaf.fermentedКүн бұрын
Threw it right at him too 😂
@ervingreen8976Күн бұрын
"Viewer's choice" meaning it his choice and the viewers choice doesn't matter.
@FoB952Күн бұрын
That new camera angle reveals how orc-like he is.
@GrandobzenКүн бұрын
Hey now that's insulting to orcs 😂
@JustSomeDamnGingerКүн бұрын
It's actually crazy how much fatter his face looks from that angle.
@DETRACT0RD00MКүн бұрын
He's so weird looking man
@TheDrizzle56Күн бұрын
Gaining weight like crazy
@b.o.4492Күн бұрын
This made me laugh so hard I snorted… just like Dave
@leonc9760Күн бұрын
His streams are 30% dead air, 60% begging, 10% actually playing games, 100% fckin boring as hell
@330wiz7Күн бұрын
I don’t understand who would ever give this guy a penny of their hard earned money. This guy is an absolute clown. He’s so unappreciative it’s stunning.
@TheSlashd0t23 сағат бұрын
Hard earned disability checks is a bit of an oxymoron 😂
@kidwills7 сағат бұрын
@@TheSlashd0tit would really suck if Trump was to freeze social security disability and DSP starves
@NoNeedToKnow0744Күн бұрын
THIS JUST IN!!! 40+ year old man is devastated when grown ass adults don't give a shit about watching him eat chocolates!
@ceIIardoor5 сағат бұрын
Seriously! This is pathetic!
@foonshanks5655Күн бұрын
He's slowly going from game streaming to just 100% begging. He should just stream himself on the street holding a tin cup begging for change at this point.
@vexmyth0clastКүн бұрын
He’s baiting them with a snack box reward? In what world is him trying a snack interesting or entertaining? I’m convinced he’s actually mentally ill. I know he’s desperate but this is borderline ret*rded.
@330wiz7Күн бұрын
Couldn’t agree more. Who gives a single shit abt a snack box?😂😂
@dcstigerКүн бұрын
Phil is definitely mentally unwell. He has at least one personality disorder if not two. A decade in almost complete isolation has destroyed him psychologically.
@devin123361Күн бұрын
I love when he's mid rant and he has to quickly explain a death then jumps right back into the rant lol
@M0j0J0j0Күн бұрын
THE FLOATING HANDS 😂 i thought he stopped it
@InfiniteBeakКүн бұрын
"the wide angle camera makes me look normal" couldn't be further from the truth Phil 😂😂😂
@SR1M3Күн бұрын
5:37 one person suggested the Sakura box. He was banking on milking that single person for it and it backfired.
@101kirbyfanКүн бұрын
>Goes on a rant about how gaming is ruined because Black Ops 6 is the highest selling game of last year >Plays Black Ops 6 right after and wonders why people aren't interested in watching him play it S tier logic there.
@nostalgiaholic4874Күн бұрын
Well to be fair last year was a month ago lol
@MrBud667Күн бұрын
Damn you weren't kidding when you said begs like a crackhead!
@speedbeyondlogicКүн бұрын
The begging, entitlement and ungratefulness is disqusting.
@DiabloPablo42Күн бұрын
That new camera angle really shows how flabby he's gotten. Yikes.
@brownbear5258Күн бұрын
it shows how bad one side of his face sags
@MasterCrash123Күн бұрын
Holy crap, it's like staring at a living Jello mold... That lighting ain't doing him any favors, either...
@DETRACT0RD00MКүн бұрын
Those jowls dude hahaha
@chrisdanks6447Күн бұрын
I thought the exact same thing. Flabby like his growing moobs
@averagejackmedia609Күн бұрын
It's weird that he's puffy and saggy at the same time.
@IAmTheOnePunchManКүн бұрын
$5 an hour is too high of a pay package for this troll
@amns8900Күн бұрын
Just hang in there until Monday, Phil. ICS's disability check should clear Sunday night.
@zenkaisean8710Күн бұрын
Look at his face he must be on the Khet diet
@peanutdecided6256Күн бұрын
holy cow, he really is getting huge
@doug8474Күн бұрын
It's all that damn fast food... Excuse me, I mean viewer rewards
@MetroidMan90Күн бұрын
He's getting puffy af. I'm not sure if it's from the junk food or the gin.
@averagejackmedia609Күн бұрын
Happends when your body composition is made up solely of sodium and alcohol.
@TheUlquiorraCiferКүн бұрын
he's gonna look like PPP in a year
@FeltedAugieКүн бұрын
Yes its total the snack box’s fault he’s not hitting the goal and not that there is a specific person missing for a week and all of a sudden no goals can be hit 🤔
@BurusagiКүн бұрын
The worst televangelist for the most dented of cults.
@monsterthrashКүн бұрын
Every day he hits a new low. Now that’s a streak.
@NurdFlixКүн бұрын
That rum cake is getting stale as the streams pass on
@eringovender2438Күн бұрын
Super banchan trolls this guy all the time in kick chat and he has no idea 😂
@pwgdeathhawk8146Күн бұрын
Rewards! Ha ha ha he honestly thinks this is a treat for viewer's to see him eat.
@burningandunconsumedКүн бұрын
NOW GUYS, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT JASPER TO STARVE TO DEATH. SO LET'S HIT THOSE GOALS.
@GrandobzenКүн бұрын
So weird seeing him literally beg to get 100$ 😂 it's like we're already in the pre-keeno days level of support
@popesinbengalКүн бұрын
I am so repeatedly astounded at how cheaply he sells his self respect
@tony_g6625Күн бұрын
Godddddd. This dude is only dono loops at this point. I can only tolerate him as background noise. He's like 50,bad at videogames, no charisma. Who subjects themselves to this torture? What's even his target audience? Absolute nontent.
@302efiКүн бұрын
The look of man who's job is dying. Lol
@alanjohnsonbmwКүн бұрын
8:23 He's walking Micro transaction
@daddybrian11Күн бұрын
Beg beg beg for money 💰
@eojj14Күн бұрын
Making a Tourette’s joke when a few of your dents probably have it, oof. Regarded.
@MM-rl8hsКүн бұрын
Tip tourettes has to be one of the saddest most desperate "jokes" to get people to tip, jesus...
@IliketostitosКүн бұрын
his kick chat is hilarious
@UranusKillerКүн бұрын
Yes, Phil. Turn off the game. Drive down to Burger King. Put in an application. In all honesty, I think it would actually be easier than this whole Second Bankruptcy Arc you seem to be cultivating currently.
@ramenbramen3859Күн бұрын
Learned helplessness can only be overcome when the subject is shown they can overcome the obstacle. Unironically him getting some real world experience would do him some good.
@superweedenjoyerКүн бұрын
I have no idea why you would pay a 40 year old man to watch him eat candy and fast food. What is the logic
@spottyheadКүн бұрын
"If we can't hit the goal then let's get to $100!" Why would you give more money that won't count towards a goal??? C'mon Phil...even your dents are smarter than that
@MetalBrigade117Күн бұрын
Listening to him pronounce “Want” sounds so whiny and he reminds me of Brian’s gf off of family guy. You know where everything ends like a question???!
@J.A.Z-TheMortalКүн бұрын
He totally speaks Valley girl
@ivantheterrible8124Күн бұрын
That's not what I wan!!!! Nooooo!!!
@wolvymuttКүн бұрын
Waited all day for this lol
@guessworkКүн бұрын
Phil is going to be 80 and still trying to get this streaming career going. It's like watching someone that keeps showing up at a job that never hired them. Then complaining that they're not getting paid
@TheSlashd0t23 сағат бұрын
Phil won't make it to 80 with his current lifestyle and habits 😂
@xZippyКүн бұрын
Phil has to be the most unphotogenic person I've ever seen.
@TheSlashd0t23 сағат бұрын
Perfect for a posterboy or donation box photograph for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or Downs 😂
@QuietLunacyКүн бұрын
he stopped hitting the goals because they're waiting for their disability checks to hit. "you complained about me eating food so I switched it to different food to eat like a pig"
@anonvoila4883Күн бұрын
Shoot out to Rebecca the goat for saying "IDK who TF wants this game" we all know it's a lie no one asks for anything half the time
@shioq.Күн бұрын
$150 to eat some penny candy. who cares, dave?
@DETRACT0RD00MКүн бұрын
Meaningful Khantent d00ds! *SNORT*
@thekyleprojekt7996Күн бұрын
In this economy? Shit is nickel candy now
@roberteden3713Күн бұрын
He makes me sick!!! All he does is piss and moan about "support". KZbin really needs to crack down on him, it's basically mandatory to hand him money. I watch my favorite streamers cuz I enjoy what they do, and they don't whine about money, they let their entertaining content speak for itself. Listening to him cry about money every 5 min is sickening. The ungratefulness in his voice and demeanor.
@uprightleft1086Күн бұрын
He went from passive aggressive/covert to just OUTRIGHT begging it’s so self deprecating wtf
@ekonomixxКүн бұрын
DSP DRANK WATER ON STREAM??? What a missed opportunity to milk his dents for more money tbh.
@Derek258CruscoКүн бұрын
He looks so 🤬ing ♿️♿️with those headphones on
@peanutdecided6256Күн бұрын
12:24 must be what his inner monologue sounds like around the clock
@CrazzedKorКүн бұрын
If someone offers an idea doesn't mean they owe you money, and if you're constantly listening to advice that you know isn't good advice then you're an idiot.
@PochitadesuКүн бұрын
LMAO he asking for bounties, didn't he said before he was not doing them because people did not pay up? The desesperation
@JerryD9000Күн бұрын
Thought he wasn't reading chats below 4 bucks....my, how times have got desperate.
@siner2442Күн бұрын
Begging like a drug addict to for them to hit the Goal and give him money… Even willing to show his dirty draws!? 🤮 this has to be against TOS
@jasonsgroovemachineКүн бұрын
If I streamed like this I think I'd hate myself. Instead I stream like me and only dislike myself. But I make fun of Phil while I do it.
@LIVEinClownWorldКүн бұрын
If "support" is based on what games people like, then why would anyone donate to him so he can play the game terribly?
@BroSydePhilКүн бұрын
G R E E D
@gimmiemilkplzКүн бұрын
E N V Y
@TheSlashd0t23 сағат бұрын
C O P E
@JBonjubiaКүн бұрын
2:16 Tips aren't mandatory but if he doesn't get tips the stream goes off....
@TheyfightnbiteКүн бұрын
Phail wishes he could get on OF and have someone just throw money at him like an Ethot. But on YT where its basically a free service he has 250k followers and only gets 500 views.... No one cares about you Phail....
@AgeofAlphariusКүн бұрын
"I like variety, that's why the goals have been fast food" LMAO
@MrDavo511Күн бұрын
Ahahahahahha hearing him say “I should have listened to my gut” no shit Sherlock your gut wants more Wendy’s
@torchlight1785Күн бұрын
4:00 Is he gaining weight?
@bplus2351Күн бұрын
wondering the same. his face has been looking mad puffy. think that's just always how he looks but he has intense lighting on his normal cam
@J.A.Z-TheMortalКүн бұрын
Of course he is. He has been literally scamming the audience to pay him lots of money to stuff his bloated gin fat face with all sort of fast food an alcohol. And since it's the dents money (and a tax fraud write off) I'm sure he buys more than 1 doordash order
@pookiefiend6133Күн бұрын
He’s holding onto that Sakura box for dear life for them tips 😂
@dudewtf1221Күн бұрын
"we have to hit the goal for me to show my underpants" like what. is this myfreecams
@southside8551Күн бұрын
In what world watching him stuff his face it's "a reward" ?
@animeslayer24Күн бұрын
3:12 because it’s still food.. I guess snacks aren’t food
@sayxxdx23 сағат бұрын
12:16 "Maybe if I just shout what I want and laugh, that'll convince people to donate" - Ackdolf Pigler
@Black_RevueКүн бұрын
Reel Gaymer Syde Phil gets what he Deserves... NOTHING
@jamesta08Күн бұрын
my guy set the “goal” for the whole box (which itself is very 2012), then got the idea in his head to milk it for THIRTY more goals, lol.
@KarnageKollectiblesКүн бұрын
I love how he equates people paying him money to enjoying the game. Like, there's no correlation you idiot. People just want to watch you fail at games, they don't care about giving you money.
@OnlyGhostTypeКүн бұрын
Bro is starting to gain weight! You can see it in his round face squished in-between those tight headphones 😅 the mitties where first, now it's starting to really show
@morenpchangjw8868Күн бұрын
I bet you this Mook got that snack box for Christmas or something and is trying the cheapest alternative to fast food 😂
@averagejackmedia609Күн бұрын
Dsp tries it. Gets someone besides his roommate to cut his hair.
@Psycho2067GamingКүн бұрын
I thought he said he was sick the other day? Boy he got over that quick 😂
@mastershake4201917 сағат бұрын
He is so proud of that 2nd angle. Lmao
@jkdman2007Күн бұрын
He wants his dents just blindly keep giving him money even you don't like it. This guy never thinks about his trash content is the problem and he blames his dents not to support him. It's insane that he has used to have this kind of weird mentality. This is a good example of years of blind support from his whales and they raise a greedy and lazy streamer like this guy. This is a so wrong style of making money and it's nothing professional at all. It's all about begging and demanding money from weak minded people.
@pookiefiend6133Күн бұрын
13:20 this is pitiful lmaooooo the snorts reaching at anything for money lol using Tourette’s now 😂😂😂
@LiberattКүн бұрын
``My mistake is listening to too much feedback`` HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH WHAT that is too much even for you phil
@dman6662008Күн бұрын
Lmao moobs the streamer; "I should listen to my gut" 😂
@greedojenkins9984Күн бұрын
He should be thankful he gets anything
@mytagislokiКүн бұрын
He was probly being bot farmed by the the fast food companies hahahahaha
@randomconsumer510Күн бұрын
How long has it been? A whole decade? Longer? This is like watching a homeless sign holding beggar stand on the side of the road... "Anything Helps" FOR A DECADE.
@MegaGoldOldКүн бұрын
It's like giving a dog a treat every time they tip him.
@PriestOfOnКүн бұрын
has bro not heard there is literally a pokemon happy meal out? if you're gonna do stupid shit for fun DO IT FUCKING RIGHT
@tpolutts3309Күн бұрын
Probably not available for delivery like the SpongeBob thing he wouldn't drive 5 miles to get.
@PriestOfOnКүн бұрын
@ bruh
@VallhaluhКүн бұрын
He only 'laughs' at his own jokes when he's doing something abhorrent so he can claim he was just joking when in reality he's dead serious.
@LennyNW23 сағат бұрын
His barber is a confirmed detractor
@anomishfishКүн бұрын
Just when we needed him most, Snort comes back to finish off the (former) King of H8
@jeffoff7795Күн бұрын
It's hard to believe he was at death's door yesterday.