DSP Can't Go To Vegas With Kino Casino Or Anywhere Ever Cause He Has A Cat

[@papazomberu]

"We have a family-we have a cat" is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever heard

[@perturbedxtirade7428]

Bros never heard of a petsitter

[@Caprikyzer]

@@perturbedxtirade7428He’d rant for 30 minutes about how the petsitter could potentially be a detractor, here to steal his information for the trolls and change the locks or something.

[@peraperic8775]

Has anyone said or cared similar about you? LoL

[@AwFiddleStickss]

Bros never heard of loving a cat before

[@davidm2031]

​@@AwFiddleStickssuhhhh the point is cats are known to be low maintenance. Comeon, context isn't that hard.

[@adrianmartinez8125]

"Oh no I don't want to traumatize the cat" yet you decided to permanently scar him for life by declawing him.

[@SilverDust90]

And not paying for bloodwork

[@LennyNW]

He declawed jasper???? Really?

[@AstroBimpson]

​@@LennyNW ya, his front claws. He's truly a terrible person.

[@rebcommando587]

​@@LennyNW allegedly the cat was already declawed before they adopted it

[@birthd-y]

“Leave Kat to take each of everything” as if she doesn’t already do that. Phill, you play video games all day, everyday and beg, that’s what you do

[@TheDrizzle56]

Taking care of "everything" in the garbage filled destroyed hovel=eating and playing unmodded Skyrim 😂

[@KrimsonKB]

He is scared to DEATH to leave his gated community. All that bluster and puffing out his chest he's done over the years, and he's still the coward he's always been.

[@hemogoblin69]

I think that one confrontation dsp had irl traumatized him

[@kingkukujiao]

He'll rip your throat out if you keep talking

[@InfiniteBeak]

So his cat can never interact with another human because it will permanently damage his brain??? Wtf is he even talking abour

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

U watched the vid too ???

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

DSP suddenly pretending he really cares for Jaspers health when he didn't want to pay for blood work when he went to the vets

"A cat who very much hates other humans and is deathly afraid of them". Well, ya heard of the old tale of the pet reflecting the attitude of the owner.

[@AstroBimpson]

Which is a ridiculous excuse anyway. Cats are so low maintenance alls the person would have to do is go in and replace the food and water. No interaction with the cat is necessary. He's genuinely acting like his cat is a human child or some shit, lol.

[@MetroidMan90]

He's projecting his own feelings and insecurities into the cat

[@lawlessx9]

2:35 holy shit the amount of projection he puts on this cat is insane. The fact he has lived in a gated for almost a decade and can't asked a single soul for a favor is very telling of his isolation

[@designpatterns8168]

He doesnt want to go outside because he will get slapped, end of story. Talks tough on camera but we know whats up

[@pheonixgray6078]

I'll catch him on his day off one day

[@hemogoblin69]

He is a skinny old man at this point. It'd be pretty messed up to hurt him

[@BinWylin]

@@hemogoblin69 no it wouldn’t lol .. that’s why you watch ur mouth if u can’t fight or shoot

[@AstroBimpson]

He knows if he went on a planned trip to Vegas with the Kino Casino guys, Frank Hassle would be waiting for him at the casino for a hassling, lol.

[@hemogoblin69]

@@BinWylin say that to my face

[@exoticolors9953]

Lmao his emphasis on the cat somehow experiencing “trauma” is hilarious. Like grow up dude the cats gonna be fine. It doesn’t even care that you’re his owner

[@_Brazen_]

Let's face it, this guy will never leave the house for a day.

[@erich8082]

Sounds like jasper kitty is a splitting image of his father.

[@lynnobscura]

Kat takes care of everything by herself regardless.

[@JadeAmor-qd1ow]

When does she ever get the house to herself? Never. She would love a jight to herself.

[@sabbath1136]

Agoraphobia Fear of places and situations that might cause panic, helplessness, or embarrassment. Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder that often develops after one or more panic attacks. Symptoms include fear and avoidance of places and situations that might cause feelings of panic, entrapment, helplessness, or embarrassment. Treatments include talk therapy and medication.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

I wish he would just admit that the only reason he doesn't want to go to Vegas is because he's afraid a detractor would find him and he'd piss himself in fear. He talks endless shit about detractors, especially since the start of the Kino Casino arc, and there's no way he'd back it up in person.

[@BurnRaptor]

So just a hypothetical, if one of his parents die, will he just not travel to the funeral? Or will he make Katt stay home alone, and now she isn't going to an in-laws funeral? The logic makes no sense. His life is now being controlled by a little cat.

[@Adversary_Dwimmerlaik]

"No I cant go to my parents funeral, I have to WORK and I have a FAMILY."

[@Skaglick]

If you like my parent's funeral, please support

[@mastershake42019]

Everyone knows once you own a cat you have to kiss the rest of your life goodbye.

[@lydellb]

Everyone knows how much cats NEED to be around people 24/7....

[@philipblaise5166]

Hes clearly just making excuses dude is legit afraid to go outside meanwhile he talks crap about how all of his detractors have no lives

[@f1av0rflave]

Just when you thought he couldn't get more pathetic he says this...

[@bbrruuhhhh]

it's like he really doesn't own a fricking cat. bro, there's no way someone coming into YOUR house feeding your cat THEIR food wouldn't get a positive response. Stop making excuses you shut-in. The reality is Jasper doesn't see other people and he can't appropriately gauge how Jasper would warm up to anyone. Edit: DSP's social life is so non-existent he recalls a dude coming over twice a year to change his air filters as proof that Jasper doesn't like people... yeah, this is why your "friend" triple P abuses you for this desperation.

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Nice essay regard

[@JC500]

@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf3-4 sentences is an essay now? The attention span of your generation is shot

[@bbrruuhhhh]

@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf this comment is showing me you've made hundreds of comments on this channel and only received two likes... that tells me everything about how desperate you are for attention.

[@jaredrobbins9247]

Phail is really talking about himself when he talks about Jasper. He's a cat... he's just a cat now

[@BlackLilyxx]

Jasper’s soooo social he spends most of his time in the hallway rather than being around either of them lmao

[@ZuluUniformKiloOscar]

Philipos Burnell, lover of horses and famous family man.

[@Bet_Bones]

DSP should not be allowed to own an animal if he made Jasper go insane from living with him

[@dcstiger]

Phil will never admit it but he has developed agoraphobia after living in near total isolation for a decade. Even if he wanted or needed to leave that house for more than a few hours he couldn't do it. The fear and anxiety would be absolutely crippling.

[@lawlessx9]

That became very apparent when he let slip he doesn't even collect his mail regularly because it would require him to walk out of his house.

[@Pkerswag]

Jasper isn't scared of other humans, just you are Phil.

[@DidObamaCare]

Didn’t mind leaving the cat home alone when you ran off to get married

[@friedporchetta]

“I’m not gonna put him through torture by bringing another human into the house” think about how insane that statement is, nevermind the fact he admitted one of Kat’s friends stayed with Jasper when Phil and Kat went to CT to get married. Completely retconned that story

[@jasoninthehood9726]

What does he need to unwind from? He hasn’t worked a real job in his entire life. Delusional

[@Grandobzen]

He's 42 years old and somehow doesnt know what a cat is or how it acts. Actual alien

[@SilverDust90]

"If i went on a trip, and she got left behind would be pretty messed up" you know whats really messed up Phil? You being cool with PPP (i call him Triple P) calls your wife (you know, your SOULMATE) gross names and you just let it happen, you dont have a family Phil, you have a roomate at best.

[@Xseedsofevil]

Can’t leave an indoor cat for more than a day 🤡

[@Kankuro1138]

No offense but that cat sounds miserable he'd probably enjoy a vacation from pigroach

[@thethirtythree482]

This guy says he’s not going to Vegas because it’s a tourist trap to spend money.. but you spend thousands of dollars a month on a game on your phone.. this guy never makes any sense at all

[@NoSleeveRealVests]

He’s like a teacher worried if they take a week off they will lose control of the classroom. Nobody will listen anymore. He knows he needs his chat more than they need him.

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to get upset while eating their ramen noodles because they don't understand why the noodles keep falling off the spoon?

[@AstroBimpson]

"It's not your place to get it, it's ours, because we're his parents" that might be the saddest thing ive ever heard Phil say. Absolutely pathetic.

[@SilverDust90]

Acts like you also can't bring a pet on a vacation.

[@DeadEndScreamer]

The way he refers to his cat is so weird, it's like the way a mentally defficient child or a five year old would refer to his cat because he is unable to or hasn't yet formed a personal relationship with the cat, it's downright creepy.

[@L4WMAN]

Everything Phil says about Jasper is just projection, he's talking about himself

[@TheDrizzle56]

A cat. One of the most low maintenance/independent pets you can have. Such a loser 😂

[@number1enemyoftheuseless985]

One of my cats hides also, grow a pair Phil....

[@MedighJuh]

We have a family 😂😂😂

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

Also, "we'll do it later in life" Phil, cats can live for like 20 years. You're gonna go on your honeymoon when you're 60? Utterly pathetic.

[@Rheumatoidarthritis]

@@JustSomeDamnGinger he treats jasper like shit, he wont make it more than 10

[@stevehandjobs1]

4:55 His whole life??? He said that Jasper is 3

[@SilverDust90]

They got Jasper in late 2018 i believe. Or early 2019, so the cat is like 6-7ish years old.

[@cairnethunderhoof6225]

Go back to the Fat Khat reveal and listen to DSP say how they "had jasper" like hes a baby and how if they do coop streams jasper will be in there with them "making them a family" this guy is sick in da head.

[@hemogoblin69]

His wife wants a baby. Jasper is the substitute

[@boddhisattvakyle]

Fallgout New Vegas 2: The Beginning of the Beggining

[@NoSleeveRealVests]

Jasper kitty is hateful towards other humans. Rumor is Jasper hated human-style Mike Clum so much, they had to stop the doc. Jasper’s the one who told Phil to snake Craig. He hates humans, including Phil’s chat.

[@Adversary_Dwimmerlaik]

Khet is never getting that honeymoon.

[@Fourthirteen82]

Jesus dude. I don't even know what to say about this guy anymore.

[@Keldoh3ad]

Ok, so your cat hides, big deal. Hire someone to feed the cat once a day and he'll be fine. He just doesn't want to leave the house.

[@AstroBimpson]

"Kats left behind to take care of everything by herself, I don't think that's very fair" what exactly is "everything" is Kat not capable of feeding herself and a cat for a couple days without Phil? I fail to see how that would be an issue. He's acting like they have a bunch of kids she'd have to take care of, lol.

[@daddybrian11]

This guy makes up excuses for everything in his life so his wife can’t do nothing for herself or is he scared she may leave

[@ectomorph_7]

DSP is projecting with his cat

[@DeadEndScreamer]

What the hell did phil do to traumatise his his cat to make him that antisocial and such a coward?

[@BinWylin]

the weirdo prolly more sexually active wit his pet than his wife

[@NoSleeveRealVests]

Just leave Jasper Kitty with one of your “acquaintances” for a few days while you & Khet take a trip. EZPZ

[@UnFun--_--]

Kat can cook, has a job and can look after the cat. Seeing as how Phil takes care of 'nothing' around the house and has to hire a handyman to hang a curtain rod for 1200 dollars there is no reason that he couldn't go on a business trip like real men sometimes have to

[@forTehMemes]

My family and I used to have a cat and we’d leave him alone. We’d pack his food and water. He’s had a cat for seven years and STILL doesn’t know how they function?

[@BinWylin]

Not his fault he did nothing wrong btw

[@SilverDust90]

What the absolute fu*k would those two do if they went on a log cabin, mountain-type vacation? Where they "unplug with no technology"? When the power goes out at their place they do nothung because they dont have internet and they just went to bed.

[@SniperKingz]

Exactly the same thing I thought. Phil never goes outside and never does outdoor activities but wants to go on the type of trip where you hike, see natural sights, animals, etc. Totally out of his element.

[@megan9601]

Why didn’t he travel with Kat when he got all that money from KC instead of buying all of that RGB crap. Also choices ~we~ made lmao like she gets consulted about anything

[@TheLegend1245]

Once if parents pass away how will he handle their funerals and how would he sell their house?

[@ThatGunty]

wwe champions -> the cat -> the other khet

[@rowdyrebel5820]

Literally leave my cat by himself for 3 days at a time with an auto feeder and water fountain. This dude will make excuses for everything.

[@BenHeckHacks]

RE: "he targets the disabled" Maybe not on purpose. But his "adult life" lies are so dumb, you'd have to be a kid or mentally handicapped to believe them. This cat BS right here, poof that's a 1/3rd of your potential audience gone because WE KNOW HOW CATS WORK!

[@LennyNW]

I love my pets to death but I go out and do stuff all the time and the pets are fine. And if I have the money for a vacation and we need a pet sitter or I just go to a professional pet care home for people that leave there pets and take care of the pets and pay a small fee. Sometimes you need to take a vacation and I find him declining more of an excuse to sit In all day. It’s normal to go outside and have vacations, it’s not normal to never go on vacations and to not leave your house.

[@rickslayer5750]

Cat just like his daddy I guess.

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

Bro I go to GenCon alone every year. I have a family vacation in the summer. And my wife goes out with her cousins for a weekend every year. How is a guy with no kids unable to do that?

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Who asked?

[@Sharkmane25]

4:56 lmao the cats not gonna kick the bucket. He'll hide until the person leaves its not difficult

[@Rheumatoidarthritis]

sad

[@carloshill]

This man said hes not going to vegas because its a tourist trap. But spends almost close to what you would spend while visiting vegas on micro transactions. He never makes sense of the stuff he complains or talks about and he wonders why we point and laugh at him and why triple p is making a fool out of him.

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Who’s we nobody knows who u r ur just endless daily regurgitated spam in a comments

[@carloshill]

@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf why are you defending this man you dsp fans are something else the man treats you guys like dirt doesn't give you anything back no rewards nothing and people like you still defend him even with all the evidence right there in front of your face but keep white knighting for him I'm sure it will pay off for you and he'll give you something back

[@PeopleRTellingme]

10:10 He’s not talking about the cat 😂

[@airiakizuki5592]

"family"

[@jp32123]

No children, just a cat. That’s his “family.”

[@Lionrobot]

9:07 just bookmarking this for future purposes.

[@theKlaw]

...Didn't ge adopt Jasper as an adult? Did he really hide having a cat since it was a kitten and only showed it off for $2000 as an adult? He keeps saying Jasper doesn't know a life without them. Like they were there when he was born or something.

[@hemogoblin69]

He's had this cat for years dude. Just do some common sense math

[@GiggityCore]

If your cat couldn't survive if you died today, you're a bad cat parent. Period.

[@cjenui]

if Phil has this much trouble owning a cat I'd love to see what it would be like for him to own a dog

[@mastershake42019]

I own 8 cats. I rescue cats and I love them beyond measure. But even i wouldn't call them family.

[@Templrz]

I think he's projecting. I think Jasper is fine, it's Phil that's scared of people.

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Regardless didn’t ask

[@wildwest1832]

DSp gambles enough on wwe why would he go lose in vegas?

[@mastershake42019]

This is a joke right? Omg what a sad life lol

[@jasonsgroovemachine]

If only he, ya know, knew people that could come by once ever other day or so and check on the cat. At a minimum. I have cats. They have an automatic feeder, water, and litter boxes. I go away for a day, they don't notice. I go away for two. They don't notice. I go awake for 3 or 4, they might notice. Dude is using Jasper as a safety blanket.

[@Luke4Smith]

phill abuses his cat as its scared of others and how about leave it with someone?

[@jebus571]

The truth is he wont leave his wife because Khet is a high-functioning slow person. The absolute sadness of these people is incredible. Imagine never traveling or living a life outside of Renton,WA because you have a cat. Absolutely incredible. Cat would be fine and will eat when it's hungry if food is out. Assuming the cat is going to undergo irreversible damage when someone comes in to clean the litter and put out food and water is absurd.

[@malcamlol]

Has Jasper had blood work done yet

[@hubguy]

Really says something that he won't go anywhere with anyone anymore and he happens to have a cat that's also scared of everyone else 8:45 see this is why more than any other reason I'm glad he has no kids. Imagine saying "we're stuck" about having a child and doing so on the internet for people to see and clip. He'd spend the rest of his life defending it and pretending he meant it in a good way, but no kid should hear that they're the reason their parents couldn't enjoy life more

[@TheUnusualNetwork]

Dave pretending he cares as if he wouldn't sell both Khat and cat for $1000

[@agentorangecb1]

Meanwhile his real family are across the country and he never sees them. Meanwhile no blood tests for Jasper. Meanwhile no time with his housemaid besides buying groceries, eating fast food together and 30 mins of jazz before bed

[@GreatNegus]

The last time Phil did a staycation it ended so well...

[@wildwest1832]

lol what?

[@zacheryburgett1602]

“That’s a pretty bad cope, bro.”

[@Gehshme]

Jasper is a cat, not a human. The cat that is suffering from malnutrition and is losing claws because you refused to do his blood work. Make it make sense man, you either LOVE HIM LIKE YOUR OWN CHILD and you do all the medical stuff or you dgaf about him and want him to go bye bye.

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

Where r the intelligent dentractors

[@FranksMuseumOfGaming]

he's got her locked down!

[@siner2442]

Just tell the truth Philbert… u don’t want to indulge and are just scared to party with Kino boys doings drugs & buying girls to party in a hotel room at the Vegas strip? 😂 the only time you’ll go to Vegas is when there’s an EVO event…

[@THaB4DGuY]

i laughed so hard i farted i farted so hard i sharted

[@inaban]

If he doesn't want people to be nosy about his life then he shouldn't talk about it online.

[@FranksMuseumOfGaming]

IT'S A CAT

[@SpeccyHorace]

Haha, geuine lol at that title.

[@FranksMuseumOfGaming]

this whole video - X to doubt