DSP copes over his dying channel for 30+ minutes (full w/chat)

[@DemonsSoulsSuperPro]

You know, if Phil stopped wasting time with this "podcast" and actually played games instead, maybe he'd actually finish these games he's complaining are so long

[@lawlessx9]

But then he wouldn't be able to tell us what he ate for dinner last night and the schedule for the next week that he'll definitely not change last min

[@B.A.Killington]

He gets most of his support from the podcast. He's had several streams where he doesn't even get any tips during his gameplay. I think it even happened to FF7. All the tips came in during the podcast. Once the game started he got nothing. So he's convinced people want more podcast, not less.

[@capresenooj4359]

@@B.A.Killington and he doesnt even realize the reason they tip more during prestream is so he will shut up and stop begging and start playing a damn game

[@-suphur]

He drags his ass starting up all of his streams, scheduling them for 15 minutes before the hour, but never shows up for a half hour or more later.

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

He loves to hear his own voice

[@friedporchetta]

I love how Phil comes up with these convoluted rules and then blames YOU, the viewer, for making him stray from these rules. Then he gaslights you like you’re punishing him, even though he came up with the rule in the first place.

[@Hakokoro]

DSP is perfect to explain narcissist behavior. Because he is not clever when trying to hide it, every narc behavior on easy to bserve.

[@humanbean3]

Well his wheelchairs were really "supportive" that the 41 year old man was crying about video games while still making almost double the average american salary. That's the real tragedy in this situation

[@roybringus31]

GasLightPhil

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

​@@humanbean3almost double? The dude is easily making triple the average U.S. salary.. over $100k a year to have dentheads hold his hand through games

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

His audience, like every audience Dosen’t owe you crap

[@TheP_DSPTractor]

Aqua Teal is officially back! Big ups!

[@NuclearDetractor]

What a great DSP rant for your triumphant return. 🙏 It's good to see your channel back and detractin

[@sister-anna-may]

Whoa! It is she! Big Ups & Welcome Back! Knew I was right to stay subbed.

[@BasedF-15Pilot]

Spattercat gaming has a whole channel dedicated to introducing indie games and showing a few hours of gameplay. That's it. He pulls between 80-120K views per video. No play throughs, no 'part 80' of the same game. DSP is stuck trying to produce the 'digital game guide' when actual game guides died 15 years ago. There are no more customers for his product and he refuses to believe that he's the problem.

[@Azzman2049]

It’s insane after 15 years he still can’t fathom people are sick of his channel and begging and terrible gameplay rather then the games he playing

[@SmashGuyROA]

My favorite Pac-Man style detractor. Welcome back!!!

[@MrMementoMori]

Welcome back AT! Also, Phil blaming there too many RPG’s. It’s just an excuse because he’s not making money on two of those RPGs

[@NinjaSYXX]

“Like a Dragon refuses to prahgress” 😂😂😂😂

[@jackcristo1628]

"why am I going to continue on with a game that there's literally no interest in?" Why are you continuing on with Like A Dragon? He's just holding FF7R hostage because he thinks someone might whale out for him to play it.

[@Bunkerwulf44]

Aqua Teal’s grand return! I’m all here for it!

[@fizzilgig1993]

The bacon neck undershirt kills me. That undershirt is days old...

[@MsGhoulz]

Pretty sure this is the guy who threatens to send games to banworld the moment the support dries up.

[@Slurms19]

Except for Infinite Wealth for some reason...

[@MsGhoulz]

@@Slurms19 I think it's because he has nothing else to play honestly, since he's a creature of habit, and can only play 2-3 games.

[@jontaehall2740]

​@@MsGhoulz I kind of feel like he does it to go "see, I still play games that get no support. So I'm not all about money". Yakuza is the go to example he goes for

[@LUX711]

Big ups Aqua 🙏🏼💯 our boi isn’t doing too hot♿️

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

Any time he gets worried about things being too lengthy, he can just look down between his legs. Nothing lengthy down there for sure. 🤣

[@WayBackWayBackHome]

“If I had my choice” bro, it’s your channel. Wtf is wrong with you?

[@lydellb]

No, you see if things are failing then it's not his choice. It's other people's faults. 😂😂

[@NeonGlowMan]

Part of the pignosis is making his dents think that it's THEIR channel too. A collaborative experience where Phil doesn't listen to his audience, berates them for the smallest offense and begs on the daily for "support"

[@Slimd613]

Welcome back Teal! You came back at just the right time...our boy is struggling.

[@CoffeexBoi]

Remember its not his fault. He did everything correct. Its the games, the viewers, the developers, and everyone else who’s at fault here. Not our 4th place evo messiah here.

[@babymangaming1052]

Big streamers finish games faster because they play the game more, don’t stall with a 2 hour copecast, and are better at games. Simple as that

[@capresenooj4359]

He wants to play as little video games as possible because to him they are like an office worker picking up the phone. To him a video game on stream is just jangling keys in front of his dented audience hoping it keeps their attention so they will hear when he berates them that he needs more money

[@majordetractor]

It's fire teal. Thank you for keeping it rolling.

[@rockmanraiden6627]

Phil doesnt seem to realize it's the same 5 people giving him money, and its unreasonable to expect them to give him money for every game he plays for every stream

[@confusedbadger6275]

He does but he doesn't care.

[@RampantBonsai]

He's coming for you rpg's. Let it be noticed live on the internet.

[@babymangaming1052]

He really blames THE GAMES for him not making progress fast enough 😂

[@steel5897]

It's even deeper than that, he blames his own viewers for "asking" him to play those games. His brain needs to be studied in a lab.

[@cmtarbell]

16:48 Wastes an hour explaining he's tired of RPGs "hanging around" and doesn't understand why he's taking so long to finish some games. Proceeds to lay out how he will waste all of Sunday and then Monday's night stream for non-game react trash and his tax LARP.

[@batangbatugan]

Welcome back! I love how the chat keeps telling him that HE is the one who decided to play those games. NO ONE told him to buy SW Battlefront, he's ALWAYS going for those day 1 views even though his CHAT LITERALLY is telling him he already is playing too many games and NOW its all their fault for wanting other games and not supporting them. You really can never WIN an argument with Phil. He puts himself in these situations then blames YOU for getting him in those same situations. I really CANNOT wait for the IRS to send HIM to banworld next year.

[@mitchellalexander9162]

Oh I hope that alleged 'End Date' is real and am Practically keeping a Countdown for it as well

[@KingBCruel]

Yo good to see your back! Looking forward to your vids!

[@MauZangetsu]

Wait a minute, are you the one that got Piggy all heated because the character in Like A Dragon are "just like me fr fr"?

[@KingBCruel]

@MauZangetsu lol yeah that was me. That was some funny shit.

[@nicuradu5192]

You know a guy never had to work a day in his life when he has to check the PC calendar to know it's Friday.

[@Logan_K]

Big ups AT! Happy to see you you are back up and running again

[@dioc60]

every day is groundhaahg day 😢😢

[@stinkysylas6988]

Welcome back Aqua and big ups! I missed your vids.

[@Red-oe4yn]

Good to see you back Aqua teal. 🎉

[@doishooligan]

It's almost unbelievable how DSP always has the worst takes possible.

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

The fact that other streamers and content creators can play older games and be successful doesn’t dawn on him. It’s almost like the problem is him…

[@V1dW4tcher]

Welcome back Aqua!

[@limawhiskey7451]

glad to have you back, big ups

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

Here we go again with another business meeting with DSP and his chat. Seriously, no other KZbinr comes to my mind that talks about money THIS much.

[@Evan.280]

Probably his funniest rant. Dude blames streamers for not playing games fully to compilation (which is a lie), gamers for enjoying one genre and not caring about much else, and developers for being competitive for your money and time. I hope he never stops

[@reignofrock]

@Aqua Teal Glad you are back. Biggups.

[@RED_Theory038]

Welcome back AT. missed your meaningful style clips :)

[@richardwilliams5387]

"If i had my choice"...you fucking do!!!

[@Sunny晴れた]

We have been stuck in this Ground Hog Day.. Ah Bill murray.. and WE are stuck.

[@excaliber2010]

7:39 Just play Like a Dragon then, no one cares about that game, Phil wont have to worry about missing potential tips.

[@RazielTheLost]

"Im putting my foot down (for the hundredth time) and im going to play what i want to play (like i have since the beginning)" Well gta6 and elder scrolls 6 aren't coming out this year and even if they did you make them a chore to watch with savescumming and guides and handholds so they won't help you anyways. The rerelease of the original battlefront as a collection has stupid amounts of issues I heard so I'd wait on getting it

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

There needs to be a sign on Phil's channel that reads: "Do not resuscitate."

[@Tariousgaming]

He spent 1.3k to get Steve Austin in WWE Champions btw.

[@SilentKnight234]

Guess who's back, back again...Aqua's back, tell your friends 😎🙌❤

[@batman124377]

When’s the next robust and meaningful live stream Aqua?

[@dat1niceguy304]

Phil will never call it quits.........

[@deadheadcomics1051]

dood big ups, bagpipes are blaring in Scotland

[@Bowtie12oclock]

Good time to come back AT, nothing but good times ahead with Phil in full control of his business!

[@Kevan_VG]

I miss the Like a Dragon restreams hope you are well.

[@LowTierScrub]

Remember guys, phil is playing what HE wants to play from now on

[@micho_3715]

DSPs streaming "career" is so dead i stopped keeping up with the detractor content.

[@MLGJuggernautgaming]

In short, "It's YOUR fault dents!"

[@soulsq2]

welcome back awesomness and coolness Aqua Tea. Just glad you back.

[@stephenpartridge559]

A hell of his own making.

[@KiwiHavok777]

He could make so much progress and outright finish games if he didn’t have his shitty “podcast” and these late night cope sessions🤦

[@GhostwalkerSparrow]

So in dsp’s opinion you can’t go back to old games, bro I’ve been going back to old games for the past 5-10 years when I barely played any of the new games I brought.

[@JoelElTractor]

Welcome back, AT 🥳🎉🎉🎉

[@switch209gaming]

Big ups, Aqua Teal! Glad your back to keep spreading awareness of his nonesense!

[@_sudz]

I don't think it's possible for it to realize it's him not the games 😅

[@richardwilliams5387]

All these channel saving games are like his failed relationships. Never stops to say "maybe it's me".

[@siccmonkey8299]

Big Ups Aqua Teal. Glad to see you back

[@HugeAckMan420]

Complains that all rpgs feel the same whist telling his audience the same schedule and reiterating what he had for breakfast 8 times per stream is such a DSP thing to do

[@real_howard_stern5969]

28:45 there’s no way he’s saying that unironically right?

[@orbtain]

"i have to finish up my personal business stuff from behind the scenes that i have to do every year this time of year" why is he trying so hard not to say the word taxes

[@oilfan9445]

But he plays games because he's a true gamer and swears it's not about money, guys!

[@majorquack3900]

I dont even need to listen to this because I know what it is already. It's just another half hour wasted for him to say "I'm gonna play whatever makes me the most money"

[@Davehhhh]

Welcome back!

[@tonys4638]

glad to see you back

[@UndyingHunger]

Missed u 🥺

[@Doge-bz3vj]

Welcome back to the stage of history!

[@lv99redchocobo]

glad you're here @Aqual Teal

[@uv6483]

9:41 execute clown mode

[@RandomGuyxd]

welcome back aqua dsp will never understand that he's the problem with his dead channel and not the games

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

I love the narrative that its the RPGs fault, because nothing is going to change when he gets through the RPGs, he'll just find something else to blame that isn't himself.

[@_ImmortalWitch_]

Welcome back 🎉

[@TheXAntietamX]

Glad you’re back making vids again 🫡🫡🫡

[@real_howard_stern5969]

Only DSP can complain about how open ended a game is 😂😂

[@slxxpyhollow]

Glad to see you Aqua Teal, missed you

[@fyshfysh1281]

Its funny to me that while I'm at work not hating life and making money he is incessantly begging a handful of disabled people on welfare to tell him how make them give him their money to then gamble on sweaty men. #sweatymenarekillingdsp

[@Wyatthellsing98]

God I have missed that intro theme for sooo long😊

[@marduke45]

he wants to play what he wants to play. THEN JUST FUCKING DO IT. STOP CHASING DAY 1 VIEWS

[@rainbowmaya1286]

Welcome back Aqua teal missed ya

[@richardwilliams5387]

BG3 is still the only game making him consistent money right? Why is he so deadset on finishing it? That's rhetorical btw, he hates it and is praying for another game to replace it support wise...

[@kristianna1556]

Big ups and welcome back AT

[@jbBehemoth]

How many munts does Dave have left? (shivering wet snort)

[@konnen7354]

Reminder that *he* chose to play all these games at the same time. Not his chat. Him.

[@siLvercross90]

Welcome back aqua teal

[@jerryatrics2351]

Cool, you do that Phil and people will put their feet down and not tip.

[@Blackness101]

DSP saying everyone keeps to themselves is rich

[@sammurphy3343]

I hate the way he says us when he's trying to manipulate the chat.

[@snoodlord]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@lunarguardian01]

Welcome back, Aqua.

[@-suphur]

Here's an idea, choose the games HE wants to play, stop the stupid polls, even for a few months and see if there is any difference.

[@intelligentcounterspell16]

Welcome back

[@sketchi314]

Oh no, he's going Turbo

[@jediknight2089]

Cope is massively strong

[@-suphur]

Of all the games that he is playing, BG3 was the only one that I noticed his audience bug him for, then eventually bought for him to play. That is also the only one he is making any money off. All the rest, Like a Dragon, FF, HE hyped up for a month or more beforehand. He loves to blame everyone else.