"people are losing their homes or whatever and it's like that sucks." a man of few dumb words
@siner244217 күн бұрын
He’s was def more worried about his gifted memberships counted so he can get his money! California fires were a small issue compared to that? 😂
@nixuniverse524017 күн бұрын
“Just stop building houses there” is some “why don’t we just take Bikini Bottom & push it somewhere else” level problem resolution
@tamaskasz98617 күн бұрын
You don't understand. All those people in LA don't have it as bad as DSP because they aren't getting trolled protrudely
@Modie17 күн бұрын
It's the Shapiro response: Just sell your home (to Aquaman) and move.
@muensteronthebeat17 күн бұрын
you guys are so damn funny I s2g these comments always get me
@tammytheranger764517 күн бұрын
At least Patrick's not as dumb as The Guy.
@SrCarlo2017 күн бұрын
For Mr Valedictorian, the builders follow an online laggy pattern like everything else in life
@seanforbes393717 күн бұрын
Remember 6 years ago when he pretended his parents were on deaths door for synpathy donations. Theyre doing fine.
@ashleybrooke208717 күн бұрын
They must be doing well enough to keep sending him money & helping to fund his lifestyle
@Adrian-lm1vi17 күн бұрын
He literally said they could go at any minute 😂
@Saintzou17 күн бұрын
Phil pretending he cares about anyone but himself is hilarious
@ashleybrooke208717 күн бұрын
Hey, now, he might care! Just not as much as he cares about himself.
@Blisterdude12317 күн бұрын
What is wrong with his brain. Why did he feel the need to elaborate LA was in California, in the United States. Who wouldn't know that. Not everybody was as horrible at the Bully geography minigame as he is.
@Technature756717 күн бұрын
As someone who's worse at geography than the stereotypical US citizen (seriously I don't know where most states are or their names), I agree. If I was asked to I could absolutely point to where California is on a globe and I certainly don't need someone dumber than I am pointing it out.
@TheLaurelCrown17 күн бұрын
Phil has this tendency to overexplain even the most basic things as if the audience is made up of literal babies
@ninjafrog696617 күн бұрын
phil treats his audience like they’re embryos
@ninjafrog696617 күн бұрын
@@TheLaurelCrowni mean, some of them basically are
@PenguinWithInternetAccess17 күн бұрын
Not a lot of people know about LA and California man he had to help
@Gunplay22417 күн бұрын
Dsp - I can relate to what's happening in California guys! I've been under fire from the trolls for 16 years! Also I was fired from every job I've had, so yeah hopefully the trolls stop attacking my family soon sound good?
@manoftherainshorts907517 күн бұрын
Sounds good to me! And by the way, Kat approves.
@DSPTriesItMemology10117 күн бұрын
The Snortfort is more prone to cause a fire outbreak than L.A
@TheNYCGoldenGlover17 күн бұрын
Isn't he in Portland? The most volatile angry Leftist city in the world Roach would do well during a riot
@opperhoofdrampeneer832417 күн бұрын
He lives next to an ACTIVE volcano btw....just a thought. Mt Helene is the deadliest most destructive volcanic event in US history btw.....
@pincopallino3617 күн бұрын
DSP logic: nobody should live in japan because there's often earthquakes there.
@shushshush713717 күн бұрын
Why do people cook food if they have a chance to burn it, just order from door dash duuuuh
@asura4817 күн бұрын
The biggest lie he said all day......he cares about what's happening to other people outside the snortfort...... ya right
@ashleybrooke208717 күн бұрын
I'm willing to give him that he might care about what happens to other people outside his home but that doesn't matter if he doesn't do anything about it or help out in any way. Empathy without activity is functionally the same as indifference.
@ghostlywindsChao17 күн бұрын
Doesn't care about anything just their money
@DonDaFulk17 күн бұрын
@ashleybrooke2087 I've been watching Phil for almost a decade and at no point he cared about anyone than himself.
@kevintang260517 күн бұрын
He didn’t even bring up Hurricane Milton when it was rampaging throughout Florida.
@thedarksoul23417 күн бұрын
The snortfort ☠️☠️😂😂
@CineGoodog17 күн бұрын
"People are losing their houses and it sucks" proceeds to critique people who lost their homes in the most condescending and dumb way*
@Trashboat44417 күн бұрын
If you know taxes are coming why not just pay them? I mean you hear about these taxes every year, it always happens
@Ihuarraquax201617 күн бұрын
Phil's right: LA would be more robust if they spent all the money on wwe champions and doordash
@Owlkin17 күн бұрын
Imagine Leo ignoring his newest 20 year old gf to pull for hogans
@Carlisle-mn3fv17 күн бұрын
Once again I must say that the writers have been outdoing themselves this early in the year 🤣 this season of DSP will be epic
@daddydeity17 күн бұрын
funniest comment
@H-Lambda-17 күн бұрын
He is so braindead, it's not the fact there are wildfires it's that they have spread to areas usually not affected so badly that's why its significant Also not everyone can beg for donations to relocate, he really can't just say "damn thats bad sorry to hear it" he has to turn it into a point to be won
@SilentWeaponsIIl17 күн бұрын
Phil's been fired more than any house in LA
@Pescatore17 күн бұрын
"Why are you building on the fault line? Why would you build there?" Bc not everyone is a hermit who thinks an apt in Seattle is equal to a mansion on the PCH
@DaggersPOV17 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the girl that said homeless people should just buy a house
@Iridium-77-g17 күн бұрын
GUIIIIISE, "we" need to get to the bottom of this
@southofparcFPV17 күн бұрын
“We” are erring on the side of caution and asking the Kino Casino daddies what “we” should do
@jstring17 күн бұрын
It gives “if poor people are homeless why don’t they just buy a house” energy
@sheeeeeesh17 күн бұрын
God he is insufferable. Why would you live in Washington when you complain that it's too hot every time it gets mildly sunny?
@hemogoblin6917 күн бұрын
Thats a lot different than living somewhere that tends to catch on fire
@opperhoofdrampeneer832417 күн бұрын
@@hemogoblin69 He lives next to an active volcano though...(Mt Helene)
@sheeeeeesh16 күн бұрын
@@hemogoblin69 It's obviously extreme but it's the same premise. People don't always have the luxury to just uproot everything and move. I guarantee if I said that to DSP he would say he can't move cause he has a mortgage / need sell house / has life here / Kat has a job here. All similar reasons that people in LA could have, plus they could have kids in schools or family there. He doesn't see this though he just has terrible takes on everything and can't see it applying to himself.
@muensteronthebeat17 күн бұрын
Love how he tries to talk about this serious topic while he has this dumb stuff flashing multi colored lights behind him
@Carlisle-mn3fv17 күн бұрын
Can’t wait for him to reack-ack-ack to this clip going viral 🤣🤣🤣
@admiralradish17 күн бұрын
Dude has no common sense. He has no experience beyond the snort fort.
@Grandobzen17 күн бұрын
6:26 T pose into left hand nose touch + pant wipe, followed up by a right hand nose touch + pant wipe into W pose clap. Truly epic
@Wheningoubt17 күн бұрын
Right off the collar pop too, Jesus if Phil could combo this good in fighting games he would've made top 3
@danbaxter421617 күн бұрын
I think that’s a new TikTok dance he’s practicing
@opperhoofdrampeneer832417 күн бұрын
"I would not want to be in a high-risk Area." - Man living next to ACTUAL Active volcano Guess you people forgot about that huh? Duhuhu
@demeters.c.682217 күн бұрын
We could ask Phil the same question. If your out of money why do you try to live above your means instead of downgrading and saving aome cash. Start off with not spending a shitload of money on your account Downfromtherafters.
@crazyworld5432117 күн бұрын
Enabling is a helluva drug
@BigJoe5.017 күн бұрын
Between wwe champions and ordering food, he's wasting hundreds a month on that alone. Plus the unnecessary room "upgrades" that he didn't need.
@MrMonkeyCommander17 күн бұрын
Does he still think those casino dorks are his friends 🤣 Really sad stuff
@octacom16 күн бұрын
"Why live in a city where murders keep occurring?"
@th3oblivi0n1217 күн бұрын
Why do people get jobs for money? They can just beg for it Why do people cook food? They can just doordash it Dsp logic right here.
@JesterNil17 күн бұрын
I was so not prepared for that take. Jesus Christ.
@RSans421017 күн бұрын
Phil should mail every SoCal resident a spoon
@schmutzinator120316 күн бұрын
Dude lives next to a literal apocalypse volcano and is baffled why people would live somewhere prone to natural disasters.
@ScreamingLake17 күн бұрын
It's such whiplash that so many clips exist of DSP actually playing games at one point in time only to cut back to every modern clip of him just bitching or begging while pretending to play a game for "work".
@FranksMuseumOfGaming17 күн бұрын
Lost their homes "or whatever" such compassion. He really is clueless about everything
@BrandRedacted17 күн бұрын
Not everyone has the means to go into financial ruin to move across the country bub
@PeacefulJoint17 күн бұрын
So guys, money money money money money money money money. And in conclusion. Money. *SIPS GIN*
@TheOneManArmyyyyy232217 күн бұрын
Snort
@kenneth316016 күн бұрын
By Phil’s logic no one would be living in Australia
@KiwiHavok77717 күн бұрын
He doesn't care about anyone but himself.
@suisei904017 күн бұрын
Very, VERY hypocritical.
@MauZangetsu17 күн бұрын
I can't comprehend how he comes out with thoughts and statements like those. It's just... there's a point when you're laughing at him and his brainrot and then you just stop, and you just look at him in disbelief. It's... baffling
@ashleybrooke208717 күн бұрын
Phil has such wealth envy because of his inability to properly manage his money & his spending addiction
@TheSlashd0t17 күн бұрын
And at the same time this guy lives in the Seattle area which is akin to Gotham City according to Phil... So why does he still live there?
@MajimbaGoromi17 күн бұрын
Welp, he's convinced me. We need to stop building right now. Trying is the first step to failing, after all.
@IamTony66617 күн бұрын
These fires are caused mostly because of environmental factors mostly caused by the incompetency of the local and state government bodies.
@Dovahkiin1048213 күн бұрын
Exactly my thoughts. Not only have these areas been safe for decades(I think some of the homes that were lost were over 100 years old, for example), but most of these bad fires in the past decade have been due to government incompetency or gender reveals.
@GLedouche17 күн бұрын
6:58 “So what’s the point (of counting the memberships)?” Well, I’m sure the viewers who got the legitimate memberships are happy to use all those emotes you have and have that stupid little crown next to their names. But that’s not what you meant, you meant what’s the benefit for you. There are zero other streamers who audit subs/memberships like DSP does, it’s insane.
@Saintzou17 күн бұрын
@@GLedouche what dsp doesn’t realize is that even if the memberships are worth $4 for 100 members it’s still $4 he wouldn’t have gotten. He figures it’s giving free memberships to people that would have otherwise bought one but the only people in his chat that don’t have subs are the broke dents and trolls. They were never going to sub anyway.
@codafett17 күн бұрын
Why on Earth does he think he needs to speak on this?
@aldantler17 күн бұрын
A city is literally on fire, and this dude is gonna victim blame people for just living in said city. Don't ever change, Phil lol
@TheAxeGrinder17 күн бұрын
1:56 Don't worry Phil, we could talk about you blowing money on a mobile game and DoorDash, while also filing for bankruptcy.
@codytaylor716617 күн бұрын
Just when I don't think he can be any stupider, he just keeps moving the goalposts
@ashleybrooke208717 күн бұрын
He's just smart enough to think he's smarter than he is. Which is worse than just outright stupidity in a way.
@amarareed243217 күн бұрын
Phil doesn't give two turtle shits about anyone outside of himself
@wildwest183217 күн бұрын
DSP is trying to figure this out... Hoping there isnt a big problem over there. Never heard this before!
@theaether312417 күн бұрын
Wildfires happen near me too, it doesn't take much to set them off
@anomishfish17 күн бұрын
Just wait until this guy finds out that LA is on a fault line lol
@HelloYersoGae17 күн бұрын
I read a comment yesterday about someone asking for another round of Argentina memberships😂
@stonekidman230617 күн бұрын
Why does he live in Washington state, don't they have a volcano? it seems pretty high risk smh
@milkinobama17 күн бұрын
Someone needs to ask if him he needs to beg constantly at his current “job” then why doesn’t he just get another one?
@tonybush461517 күн бұрын
Is it real, or is it PHLEGMOREX?!"
@adrianmartinez812517 күн бұрын
"Are you sad? Don't be sad!" Kind of take 🙄
@Andyyy4817 күн бұрын
that is same level question like why they build homes in florida when there are frequently hurricanes?😁
@UNIRockLIVE17 күн бұрын
Wow I thought I'd heard him say dumb things but this takes the slop
@ReLLaKaT31617 күн бұрын
I thought he said the mic shouldn't be visible? Why is it now visible?
@Afroman183715 күн бұрын
"Don't build homes because they might burn down." -DSP 2025
@JamBoyJameson17 күн бұрын
By DSPs logic, most people here in Australia may as well move to a different country lol
@7gdnz17 күн бұрын
No sympathy whatsoever, dsp keeps ranting about high crime in his state, but he didn’t leave after losing a tire and his grocery cart filled with his recycled plastic bags.
@UndrAttack15 күн бұрын
Maybe the dent making light of the fire situation in chat was just playing a character dood. Ever think of that Philbert.
@Amitlu17 күн бұрын
Of all the things to blame.
@Dovahkiin1048213 күн бұрын
I'd agree if there were areas with frequent wildfires, but some of the homes in these areas have been there for 100 years iirc. It's not like these specific areas are constantly on fire. Additionally most of these fires are incredibly avoidable, the government just does a crap job of preventing them.
@Tatoebot17 күн бұрын
He’s easy more ignorant than cyraxx. I knew he had a brother.
@eojj1417 күн бұрын
Also Phil: Why would someone want to live in North Korea? Regarded.
@DoctorKarkand17 күн бұрын
This guy lacks a heart, I swear.
@ghosttoast631717 күн бұрын
He also lacks a brain
@BLOODSHO717 күн бұрын
He lacks many things
@homerun91617 күн бұрын
Gotta ask daddy Ash why his allowance is so low :empty pockets:
@darkmagicianscousin526117 күн бұрын
No, I think the last place DSP specifically would wanna live is in a low income neighborhood, where he's the only Mayo American, in a town so small there's no DoorDashers or places to DoorDash from. His actual Hell on Earth.
@ReLLaKaT31617 күн бұрын
So glad you're back. I hope everything is going well with your new baby (i read on one of your other videos you've been busy)
@randomguy789117 күн бұрын
Genuinely wish the snortfort would have all their plumbing back up
@MustardAndFries17 күн бұрын
DSP lives in a high risk natural disaster area btw
@Eidlones17 күн бұрын
Why are you still on youtube if there's people that will gift memberships that give you nothing? Just leave youtube. I don't understand stuff like that. Snort.
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn17 күн бұрын
"This is just like ree! Tevin and this is how you dont play burned my career down, alright? You know what i am saying? Its like, say i owned a sandwich shop....
@Grandobzen17 күн бұрын
january 9th, still using the "happy new year" animations in his background
@itypethetruthnobshere897517 күн бұрын
why does phil keep streaming is the better question? Why dont he just get a job
@mrundercity89616 күн бұрын
Every person should just move to washington for taxes I guess, why live anywhere that isn't always perfect room temperature and has gated communities for you? /s
@TheZodiacRipper11 күн бұрын
The gated community where emergency services cant get in if the power goes out?
@matthew7y2k17 күн бұрын
Dsp’s always saying stuff like “I knew this was gonna happen” like dang he should be a weather man
@HomegirlKikimora17 күн бұрын
Agent Tina strikes again!
@GhengisCheong17 күн бұрын
Dsp tries it: Arson in the Palisades
@onlyicedbarley514116 күн бұрын
Hes gonna close down kick soon, theres no way hes agonna accept all his members being argentinian
@torokil706517 күн бұрын
Seattle could be on fire and phil would be salty because no doordash
@JadeAmor-qd1ow17 күн бұрын
Dsp never feels bad. Never.
@noahboat58017 күн бұрын
I cant wait for the day that this channel gets more subs than DSP can ever get 😂
@daltonbolser510017 күн бұрын
he’s sounds drunk already 😂😂
@admiralradish17 күн бұрын
He should write a letter to Javier Milei and explain to him, using PIGNOSIS speak, how his country is being used to troll him . If there is a response id love to see it. God Bless Argentina !!!!
@MasticinaAkicta16 күн бұрын
I dunno, why do people live where they live? Ya know pretty weird right? There are so many places that are 100% safe on the world, where nothing bad ever happens, right Phil?
@TheZodiacRipper11 күн бұрын
The guy is funny like that, two states over there is a super volcano and he moved closer to it with Seattle being connected to another high risk volcano with a high possibility of earthquakes in the same area.
@theshocker918810 күн бұрын
His wildfire take was actually based
@SuperChatsRNotTips17 күн бұрын
the city not cleaning up deadfall is the issue dsp you absolute goofball not people living their lives on property they paid for
@youtubecrack17 күн бұрын
This is a podcast of some sort?
@southofparcFPV17 күн бұрын
Robust podcast-style content d00d
@TeamSwagGod17 күн бұрын
Of some snort, yes
@tammytheranger764517 күн бұрын
Well, in a cosmic sort of way, yes.
@Mergie_Merge17 күн бұрын
3:39 - 3:41 So weird, he does this very often lol
@14ssushi17 күн бұрын
As a new englander I gotta agree with phill… there is empty ass states in United States…. Why not move out to Ohio or Midwest…. Like I’m so confused on that…. Again I’m from the northeast, we only get snow really. I just don’t understand why people would do that….its like being a lemming, you hop off the cliff because others are doing it, but when you realize it’s a fking cliff, you start to question why everyone is doing the deed……
@Dovahkiin1048213 күн бұрын
Some people can't afford to move, plus most of these areas would be safe normally, but our government is incompetent. Though I don't disagree that California is a bit of a death trap. having all of these wild fires and 2 of the biggest earthquakes(San Andreas and Cascadia). The main problem with Phil's take is that he has no compassion for the victims, just calling them stupid for living there.
@14ssushi13 күн бұрын
@ I got ya but if I had a choice I would def move
@realbeefcastle17 күн бұрын
So damn stupid it hurts my head.
@toplel340017 күн бұрын
HAIL THE KING!! BASED DSP!!
@KateHikes72017 күн бұрын
LONG LIVE THE KING!!!
@lalolalolalo897217 күн бұрын
I mean dave is an idiot but he's not totally wrong about the fires here. The speed in which the fire spread and jumped to other neighborhoods is due to building more and more luxury houses in this areas. the fires spread faster and are now putting more places in jeopardy because they got rid of things that would naturally slow it down.