Hating Alisa because she’s weird while using fucking *Yoshimitsu* is diabolically ironic.
@zekeiwa583711 ай бұрын
he's saying that alisa isn't a fighting game character, yet he's playing a swordsman who even the game addresses as an oddity
@innocentorphan121311 ай бұрын
DSP the same guy who kept boasting how he loves to pick "oddball characters", then soon as he doesn't know what a character is doing he's upset and calls it "Not a fighting game". Only he's allowed to play the Blankas and Dhalsims, everyone else needs to play honest Ryu and Ken and not know what he's doing doob.
@rebcommando58711 ай бұрын
And he treats it like alisa was just introduced to tekken with 8 lol
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
@@rebcommando587 Yeah I've noticed he does that. He does it with Lars and Lili and Asuka too he's like "THESE NEW CHARACTERS DOOD I DONT KNOW THEM LIKE THE CLASSIC CHARACTERS" when hes literally played more Tekken with them in than he has played without them in. He only missed Tekken 6.
@centuronstar868811 ай бұрын
@@innocentorphan1213 And of course he just calls Ryu's "Pattern Players" or Ken "Brain Dead" in attempt to try and save face.
@DSPTriesItMemology10111 ай бұрын
He said he doesn't care about money just yesterday, I'm not making this up...
@noble_wine11 ай бұрын
Phail is a liar. 🙄
@sixonepm11 ай бұрын
He needs to protect his family dood...
@noble_wine11 ай бұрын
@@sixonepm lol
@philovermyer616611 ай бұрын
DSP: I don't care about the money! I'm a happy married adult dood! Chat: Ok DSP: Wait you still have to tip!
@noble_wine11 ай бұрын
@@philovermyer6166 hahaha
@kielwb11 ай бұрын
playing as Yoshimitsu and getting mad that you don't know how to play is 300% your fault by this day and age.
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
Literally could practice and play offline. Also weird complaint, of course you're not gonna know a character the first time you play them why get mad?
@jeezyyplays623411 ай бұрын
Idk why he even thought playing tekken was a good idea.
@A3manAMG11 ай бұрын
@@Clamfaced he can't dood. He has things to! Like pulling Hogans.
@KylleH11 ай бұрын
@@ClamfacedDSP spent 1 hour "training" with Yoshimitsu start of stream but then his brain delete any type of combos when he goes online and start spam super and throws. And he wondered why his combos worked on a immobilized bot but not online
@MrPieguy69811 ай бұрын
the clip of him laughing constantly getting more distorted and high pitched is comedy gold, never stop
@lawlessx911 ай бұрын
He's really starting to come to terms that he never had nearly as many paying supporters as he thought.
@Vespyr_11 ай бұрын
He's pushed away anyone who genuinely was supporting him a long time ago. All that's left are people who love the schadenfreude.
@shinigamiauthor11 ай бұрын
its genuinely mindblowing how somebody can do nothing but play video games all day, for over 15 years, and still be terrible at EVERY SINGLE GAME
@themeager674811 ай бұрын
He thinks he did nothing wrong and everything correct so he's unable to learn from his mistakes lol.
@awesomereviews156111 ай бұрын
He is a drone, he just can’t learn anything…
@NASkeywest11 ай бұрын
Phil is a moron and sucks at everything
@EligosIV8 ай бұрын
Bro must have peaked at birth
@andrewrogers306711 ай бұрын
What an absolute god playing that Alisa.
@omegaweapon11611 ай бұрын
He was just toying with him. You love to see it.
@winterkill176411 ай бұрын
I never seen someone get downloaded so hard 😂😂😂
@shadowofthenorthstar98911 ай бұрын
that Alisa was godlike she knew Phil was a scrub so she kept doing the command throw 😭
@Vangror11 ай бұрын
@@shadowofthenorthstar989Best part is that it's easy to counter. Just input the command for the throw and nothing happens
@jackhazardous400811 ай бұрын
As someone who mnows nothing about fighting games, and likes to take DSP at his word, what is the ideal play for his character against this enemy?
@shushshush713711 ай бұрын
" no one is helping me" wtf do you want them to say? KICK. OK NOW PUNCH
@Vangror11 ай бұрын
Should have said "Turn off the game console right now!"
@subrussian11 ай бұрын
nah, he needed this: "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find That all the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now Kick Kick Punch Punch Chop Chop Block Block Once more now Kick Kick Punch Punch Chop Chop And Block Block Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck Duck Jump Jump Turn Turn Pose Pose (Listen carefully) Jump Jump Pose Pose Duck Duck And Turn Turn Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better Kick to the limit in order to get her now Kick Punch Kick Punch Chop Block Chop Block Chop Kick Chop Kick Punch Block Punch Block It's gonna get harder now Duck & Jump Duck Jump Turn & Pose Turn Pose Duck & Turn Duck Turn Jump & Pose Jump Pose Come on now, why don't you follow my words Because we're almost done I'll make it easy at first I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be the man with the master plan Are you the man now? Here we go! Now Kick Punch Block Kick Punch Block Chop Kick Block Chop Kick Block Block Turn & Kick it Block Turn Kick Block Duck Punch Block Duck Punch Duck Duck Turn Duck Duck Turn Jump Kick Chop Jump Kick Chop And Punch Punch Punch Punch Punch Punch That's it for today Good job, DSP You can go on to the next stage now Ya hoo! Alright!!"
@zenodio3D11 ай бұрын
@@subrussian now that's a musical masterpiece I haven't heard in years.
@Mr_Deku_Scrub_11 ай бұрын
Calls someone an idiot and then wonders why no one wants to support him...
@darelljackson413223 күн бұрын
Exactly.
@scorpion632811 ай бұрын
Remember guys, Phil says he doesn’t care about the money. It’s about as truthful as him being successful. 😂
@rockmanraiden662711 ай бұрын
The dents are supposed to hold his hand while playing fighting games now. His "specialty"
@waterfalleyes2 ай бұрын
2:38 "she just hands you her head, you take it, and you blow up." LOL
@JoelElRican11 ай бұрын
"I don't know what to do" GO GET A JOB 🔊🔊🔊
@EnemyWasp11 ай бұрын
BANNED BANNED BANNED! GONE! FOREVER!
@24-7Boredom11 ай бұрын
LOL
@ChaserTech11 ай бұрын
He's been playing over 40+ hours and he still cannot figure out how to duck and punish a jab. 💀
@XBMxBama11 ай бұрын
Phil getting triple perfected is no way to get ahead in life. If you tech the throw you actually give the head back to Alisa. 😂
@TheZodiacRipper11 ай бұрын
LOL! What a nice feature. Also, get ahead in life ROFL!
@IHMyself11 ай бұрын
😂
@lawlessx911 ай бұрын
The amount of mashing he does when he's not even near his opponent is crazy. All he does attack hoping to interrupt an attack instead of just waiting for an opening. Also what in the hell is this recent bs with calling every Single attack a "spam" ..he only recently started doing this
@zrider100z11 ай бұрын
If his enemy is using more than one button per second then it's spam. Combo? Nah, spam. Programmed move? Obviously spam. Repeating tactics that he can not counter? Of course, it's spam. The other player should stop doing whatever works against dsp because it's bad gameplay. If they just let him beat them, then it's good smart gameplay. Oh, wait. If they get beaten they also get ridiculed and slandered. Guess the only fair player in this world is dsp.
@point-bl4nk11 ай бұрын
8:46 It's all about online vs offline. According to Phil, that reina spammed that move during the recovery period, that's why she was able to queue it up asap and hit. A pro player in an offline environment (again, according to Phil) wouldn't have gone for that attack because he would have be able to guard on reaction.
@reyfauzi10 ай бұрын
Spam super lol
@rockmanraiden662711 ай бұрын
There is a grab animation right before the bomb. Phil refuses to wear his prescription glasses though
@DumbMutt11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's a 1+2 break with a large break window because this ain't Tekken Tag 1.
@SilentWeaponsIIl11 ай бұрын
@3:38 At least he admits he's e-begging. There's a start...
@kdthakai11 ай бұрын
Wish i had the balls to demand money playing a game for an hour
@Vikes101111 ай бұрын
Hilariously hypocritical to say, "I might as well double the podcast length" for the possibility of more money. This coming from the "everything I do is anti-profit", and the "I don't do this for money" guy, while at the same time saying that it's a business and that he needs money to keep it going.
@madnes199111 ай бұрын
the fractal hypocrisy of the elder pigroach
@sharteel8511 ай бұрын
The dude has 3 monetized channels and has the audacity to say that he "doesn't care about money" XD
@EsteemedReptile11 ай бұрын
Phil loves rattling his tin cup
@BooktownBoy11 ай бұрын
@@sharteel85 3 monetized, 2 of which are extraneous
@sockit2u12311 ай бұрын
“The sidestep sucks!” *gets sidestepped by Steve*
@ZooberWezeeKenzan11 ай бұрын
Oh my god he actually said that duck jabbing was nonsense this man is so rarted. You can ATTACK WHILE DUCKING PHIL
@zato-176611 ай бұрын
I mean there's also his fastest ws button will full punish, sidestepping, plus I gotta imagine yoshi has some moves that evade highs.
@LeeONardo11 ай бұрын
It shows you how he was never good at fighting games to begin with. It also shows you how chat has completely ruined his own thinking, what little he did anyway.
@jericho329411 ай бұрын
Exactly, one groin jab can beat the “spam” that he constantly complains about. It’s been a few weeks of the game now and he still doesn’t understand frame advantages. “OH NO I CANT PRESS ANY BUTTONS” maybe it’s because you’re so negative on frames lmao at first it was funny but now it just gets really obnoxious when he just keeps bitching about the same shit and refuses to do anything about it
@krazeegamez11 ай бұрын
Duck an obvious jab and WS launcher that every character in Tekken has…. His stupidity is beyond comprehension.
@DumbMutt11 ай бұрын
Besides crouch jab or while riding 2, Yosh also has Samurai Cutter (full crouch~d/f+1), it's a low evasive sweep that can be combo'd into. I dunno if he still has armored moves or power crushes but F+3+4 was a real noob killer in Tekken 7 if people wanna mash against you. If you're actually good at the game, there's always Flash (1+4), a psuedo-parry that crumple-stuns and leads into a combo.
@SnootSnorkleton11 ай бұрын
He needs that money, he really really does
@perturbedxtirade742811 ай бұрын
For bills, the internet bill, the light bill 😂
@MsGhoulz11 ай бұрын
Mocks trolls that they're wasting their time with *fake* memberships. Constantly cries about *fake* memberships. I wonder who's in who's head.
@lalolalolalo897211 ай бұрын
lol bro that 1+2 throw by alisa is one of the easiest to recognize and break
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
"Dood why does this Japanese centric game made by Japanese people that has tons of Japanese characters and has an anime adaptation have characters with anime moves? Why doesn't Tekken Play like Street Fighter 2 Turbo dood?"
@EsteemedReptile11 ай бұрын
Japan is a detractor
@valrath8411 ай бұрын
Calling your audience stupid is a solid way to get tips
@airiakizuki559211 ай бұрын
thats the real problem now isnt it, its phil that is stupid, so stupid that he cant realize it.
@davidrosensin798511 ай бұрын
What high level matches was he watching that he saw NO side stepping?
@thesamon12311 ай бұрын
Why is he so fucking upset over QUICK PLAY MATCHES? That's the perfect time to learn the Alisa matchup. Why can't he just appreciate the creativity when it comes to characters and their playstyle?
@lawlessx911 ай бұрын
Because even though he says it's just a casual match he treats every match as a life or death situation.
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
Because every single fighting game must play like Super Street Fighter II Turbo, the basic fighting game where you just need to learn one combo set and spam that and its done. Also the only one he can play well.
@JoelElRican11 ай бұрын
Because the mix of being terrible at the game and his ego, is like pouring water on a grease fire.
@EsteemedReptile11 ай бұрын
Also, because when games are literally your entire life, they become WAAAY more important than they should be.
@TheLaurelCrown11 ай бұрын
@@Clamfaced Only if it's the PS1 port. The well-known "Neo Geo conversion"
@piau900011 ай бұрын
Banco should release a Argentine costume for Alisa.
@WingsOfAgeOfConsent11 ай бұрын
The fact perfected by Alisa makes it even funnier 😂
@milkinobama11 ай бұрын
Didn’t he literally said that he’s not doing this for money yesterday? You know, he said this after insulting another KZbinr who had a sponsorship?
@hueivo11 ай бұрын
I wonder for how long he is going to keep talking about the fake memeberships.
@rockmanraiden662711 ай бұрын
Well how long did he talk about getting a cold in October? Or getting scratched by his declawed cat?
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
@@rockmanraiden6627 Oh yeah I forgot about the cold! The one that put him into destitution and almost killed the channel and PLEASE DONATE to save DSP gaming its in danger due to his 3 day cold! Then he proclaims recently he was making over 1600 each month.
@tylerlackey117511 ай бұрын
@@rockmanraiden6627pretty disrespectful to not mention that burger King dinner woefully ruined by fascist food workers 😢
@nathanielbeven905211 ай бұрын
until a better excuse comes along to pass the blame off himself to
@joshp394411 ай бұрын
Taxes are coming up guys...
@ItsmeVel11 ай бұрын
Complaining about the robot lady with chainsaw hands in a game with talking bears while using a samurai with a cursed sword is crazy
@Skaglick11 ай бұрын
As someone who plays Yoshimitsu, him saying he can't stuff moves while having access to flash is agony
@Flindo91111 ай бұрын
This is the first time Ive ever heard Phil ask for money normally he never talks about it
@milkinobama11 ай бұрын
7:37 Phil: *whiffs a move* Opponent: *punishes it by using a super on him* Phil: SHE SPAMMED SUPER DUDE! THATS BULLCRAP!
@hidhirmdnasir871311 ай бұрын
And of course if he immediately did super in response to his opponent whiffing a move he would say "Yeah got 'em!" Or like "Baited 'em" for doing the simplest of punishes. Childish gloating from a 41 year old is actually a bit unsettling
@burritoman2k11 ай бұрын
Ooh a legendary triple perfect! Even more valuable than a 5 star golden hulk hogan jpeg
@CineGoodog11 ай бұрын
that ducking advice from his chat is one of the best ways to deal with people who spams jabs since you can counter attack while ducking. Phill goes out of his way to call the person stupid and then he complains why nobody gives him advice.
@Ihavethetouch11 ай бұрын
How dare people just hang around during the stream?
@7RmP11 ай бұрын
I thought he did this as a passion and not for money. I’m confused.
@Lime3037311 ай бұрын
I love him losing because Alisa gave him her head. Also, him scolding his audience for not telling him how to fight her, when he's told them numerous times not to @ him when he's playing fighting games.
@pedroemo547711 ай бұрын
This will be the closet he will evee be from getting head
@hatsuneelissu592411 ай бұрын
2:01 WE GOT THE NEW WONDERWAFFLES407!!!!! *What a great start in 2024*
@rmnhn11 ай бұрын
“Online play. Only the shitty may apply.”
@Notyoji11 ай бұрын
The way he just says he needs tips and he opens up about his finances is just sad. He enjoys calling people stupid but cant see that he has no one left besides Derich, OIShe, and Canadiankirk.
@nineoclock17111 ай бұрын
DSP probably won't see this or take any meaninful advice to become a better player, but if you enjoy tekken and you're reading this I hope this is able to help you in any way. 0:38 You can break this throw by pressing 1+2. While its animation stands out, it is a command grab that can be broken. 2:00 Jabs being +1 on block mean challenging them often isn't wise. Options include ducking, using high crush moves, parrying, or (for Yoshimitsu) interrupting with Flash (1+4). 6:10 LFS (Left Flamingo Stance) 2 at +5 on block discourages contesting. As Hwoarang is highly aggressive, learning to duck his strings is vital for this matchup. Down jabs (d+1 or d/b+1 for some characters) can disrupt his pressure, but be unpredictable to avoid low parries. 6:45 Hwoarang's WS 4,4 is safe at -5.Trying to punish it backfired for DSP, allowing his opponent to take his turn back and grab him. Against safe moves, consider mixups, jabbing to start offense (though not ideal here due to range), or creating space to your character's comfort zone. Remember, less negative moves offer opponents more interaction opportunities. 6:58 Yoshimitsu's fastest move is actually Flash (1+4 or NSS 1+4). In normal stance (sword stance), it has 6 frames of startup (i6), while NSS (No Sword Stance) makes it i8 with increased range and a combo starter. 7:38 Rage arts can be frustrating due to their damage and surprise factor. To counter them, vary your approach timing and monitor your opponent's health. If they're in rage, consider dash blocks (running and immediately blocking) to gauge their reaction. Jabs during dashes are good for baiting reactions due to their quick recovery. Blocking a rage art grants a launch opportunity, so capitalize upon it. Observe your opponent's behavior for clues. 8:09 Reina's d/f+1,2 is -14 on block. Block and punish it. 8:32 Side step after waking up can work but not at this range. The closer your opponent, the harder it is to avoid their moves 10:28 This grab is breakable with 1+2. You can break grabs by observing the lead arm used: left arm = 1, right arm = 2, both arms = 1+2. Some exceptions exist, being either very slow or stance-specific. King's Giant Swinghas a 1+2 grab animation but requires a 1 break. 11:27 Like I mentioned before, you have a few options to deal with jab spam. Ducking is indeed a way to beat then. After ducking a high (including jabs) you can use a WS Move(While Stading, also caled While Rising in game). Because Jabs have very fast recovery, the faster your while standing move the easier it will be to punish a ducked jab. Yoshimitsu specifically could also do his Flash (1+4) after ducking it to give a better punish. Tekken's complexity stems from its numerous characters, moves, and situations. Mastering it takes time. As an intermediate player myself since launch, remember: frustration hinders enjoyment. Embrace the learning process, taking things step-by-step. Utilize the new replay feature to analyze moves you struggled with . It even allows you to take control of your character to try something else to succed in certain situations, so its a great way to learn the game faster.
@Clamfaced11 ай бұрын
*Opponent does a single low kick followed by a move that obviously requires a lot of thought and inputs then they take steps back in order to assess the situation* DSP: Mashing, SPAM KICK, SPAM THROW.
@Guirko11 ай бұрын
"Everything she does interrupts me!" He says, as he's trying to mash out of being repeatedly jabbed 😮💨
@chrissizemore870511 ай бұрын
This is pure gold. We have him whining like a spoiled baby, blaming his chat for losing in Tekken, pivoting straight into a SUPER MEGA ULTRA TURBO BEG from that same audience he just berated, then using the exact same excuses, word for word, that he used in SF6 and MK1 every time he lost. Our boy Philburt is fully and totally spiraling into insanity. And its a beautiful thing to see.
@JRWeezy8411 ай бұрын
Lmao god he just needs to disappear
@CasualRacerRed11 ай бұрын
*A DECADE OF FAILURE*
@MrBlaze254111 ай бұрын
He got triple perfect. By Tekken law he needs to turn that shitt off.
@itzJuztThomas11 ай бұрын
Phil bought the extra deluxe edition that came with the block button disabled...
@Saintzou11 ай бұрын
He got so mad he scolded the chat for not telling him how to defend against it lol
@Vespyr_11 ай бұрын
Triple Perfect? I'd give up the game immediately lol. You can't trade a single jab in three rounds? XD
@yaboideviin324011 ай бұрын
He's like an evil headmaster at a school: scolds the ones who don't obey him, praises the ones who do
@Johnnycpublic11 ай бұрын
remember earlier today he said he doesn't wanna talk about his bills and worry his audience
@HaouRex11 ай бұрын
gacha bills
@dlgarner11 ай бұрын
Remember, He doesn't even know how to side step in Tekken. Let that sink in.
@MaxsonAtTheFort11 ай бұрын
Such robust ACK ACK ACKS from Pigroach.😂 My god I spilled my drink from how hard I laughed.
@innocentorphan121311 ай бұрын
Game has made training better than ever to figure out how to deal with things. DSP just gonna ignore it, sit still in training mode waiting for next match, and whine at chat for not telling him how to tech a throw. "This is not fighting game stuff", while getting hit by sweeps and tic throws, absolute basic fighting game things.
@KiwiHavok77711 ай бұрын
He really plans to beg to his 3 dents until he dies.
@FatherofSerge11 ай бұрын
That’s not begging, that’s business. 💯
@saturn58011 ай бұрын
Mr "Former Pro Fighting Game Player" crying because his dents won't hold his hand or shower him with money. 🤣
@zrider100z11 ай бұрын
Zero contributions for an hour and a half. What a catastrophy.
@twosnakse11 ай бұрын
Imagine compiling the sheer hours of this guy begging for money on stream and presenting it. Talking like playing as Yoshimitsu for 90 minutes entitles him to money 😂😂😂😂
@Messatsu0111 ай бұрын
When Phil finally grows a pair and opens a lobby in T8, please let there be high ranked Alisa players chainsawing his bacon 🥓
@HELLRAISER0211 ай бұрын
The most DSP thing ever is when he said yoshimitsus fastest move is 11 when its no sword stance flash, F(4~1), bro knows NADA bout this old ass char
@DumbMutt11 ай бұрын
Assuming they didn't change the frame data, the bare-handed version of Flash is 6f, making it his fastest move, followed by Flash with sword which is 8f with a larger hurtbox to justify the slower startup.
@HELLRAISER0211 ай бұрын
@@DumbMutt yeah its crazy, so much power just by making a pose, haha
@WilloftheNorth11 ай бұрын
Watching him snatch defeat from the jaws of victory is so damn satisfying
@Pastregulation11 ай бұрын
Again The curator of the Argentinian arc, god bless them lol
@Literallii11 ай бұрын
He not using the replay system to get better or nun dude ass is sad 😭
@jackhazardous400811 ай бұрын
DSPs knees are getting soggy
@lmahu662711 ай бұрын
"Everything she does interrupts every button I input." If only Phil learned frame data, or blocking, or sidestepping, or ducking, so on and so forth.
@GriffinatorOriginal11 ай бұрын
“It’s not even fighting game stuff so idk what I’m supposed to do about it” has to be the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard a streamer say while losing a match and that includes LTG quotes.
@kenchairolina218611 ай бұрын
i need you to know that the distorted clips of phil laughing have me crying, please include them again
@SrCarlo2011 ай бұрын
Phil getting cheesed back with a couple moves he refuses to find a counter>>>>
@ZeroFighter011 ай бұрын
As a fellow Alisa Main, big ups 💪
@zato-176611 ай бұрын
Lmao 2:35 "there's no throw animation" you mean besides the giant throw spark and sound effect that occurs when you get thrown?
@SquealingPig165111 ай бұрын
ZERO contributions. ZERO.
@nathanielbeven905211 ай бұрын
dude is running practice rounds ONLY because dents suggest practicing instead of blaming them or crying about not knowing how to play and since hes a egotistical passive-aggressive manchild, he doesn't practice off hours to entertain his audience with his improvements, but practice on steam all night, so he can say "this is what you asked for" (and because its the lowest effort option possible)
@grimedoc818011 ай бұрын
I love how Phil is complaining that Yoshi can't deal with fast characters because his jab isn't fast enough, when Yoshi literally has THE fastest move in Tekken history lol. 1+4 is termed "flash", one of his most iconic moves, because it's nearly twice as fast as anyone's jab, and is one of his defining attacks that make him a nightmare to fight against, because he can punish moves that are basically safe against every other character in the game, or INTERRUPT PRESSURE where no one else can. It's infamous to Tekken players, how does a 15+ year veteran not know this? 😅
@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom11 ай бұрын
Alisa has like 50 buttons optimized for knowledge checking people like DSP who never want to lab anything and it's awesome.
@unsaltedskies11 ай бұрын
jab...jab...jab...PERFECT. Absolutely perfect!
@geijienduro761011 ай бұрын
He has answered his own questions soany times but for some reason never figures anything out lol.
@FriedShrimp0411 ай бұрын
"I'm playing the game and im not getting any money" damn its almost as if simply *playing* the game just isnt enough. What if you also needed to be entertaining? Nah thats too much work.
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer11 ай бұрын
The man rags on the FGC, yet is asking chat why he is losing.
@AkaiSuzume11 ай бұрын
"I can't do anything!" I don't know man, have you tried... crouching?
@diotheinvader750011 ай бұрын
I love how every time I watch phil play Tekken he always using a different character that has broken or OP moves but yet still fucking sucks at the game
@StationaryBeggar11 ай бұрын
He's desperately trying to find one that can carry his scrub ass.
@Cannonspike111 ай бұрын
I love how he complains 'i don't know that characters move-set yet' then insists on button spam by other player
@LeeONardo11 ай бұрын
No one in chat is telling you what to do against those attacks, There is a training section for a reason, it's even there while you're searching for an opponent. Chat hand holding, oh I mean "interaction" has made him an even worse player.
@zekeiwa583711 ай бұрын
it just can't ever be his fault. if it's not the connection, it's the character he's playing, or the character the other person is playing, or the fact that him not knowing the opponent's character is also not his fault, or that people aren't telling him how to win
@Grunclegator11 ай бұрын
I’m sorry is he mad that the boxer is punching him?
@aneroc11 ай бұрын
i cant imagine getting to adulthood and having this ridiculously childish perspective on virtually everything. THE GOAT
@user-gv1ud2oq1w11 ай бұрын
This is legit frustrating, 1 his ENTIRE tekken commentary is "I dont know what this matchup is I dont know what to do", or "Just mash mash mash button mash" and 2 HE chose Yoshi BECAUSE hes an "oddball character" then he cries about characters like alisa and lars because theyre weird.....? Dude is brain rot.
@EsteemedReptile11 ай бұрын
Wait a second, DSP is complaining? But that's so unlike him 😢
@FreeAimDog6 ай бұрын
1:23 that combo string had me laughing, he got her good
@coolsauce420411 ай бұрын
Dsp falls and blames it on gravity
@LogariusKay11 ай бұрын
Sometimes it’s hard to believe how someone can have literally zero game knowledge and still acting like he knows what he’s talking about 💀
@kamudo99911 ай бұрын
maybe he should make paid classes on how to ebeg for money online
@lamarpray532411 ай бұрын
1:33 made me bust out laughing 😂😂😂
@Jay3up11 ай бұрын
That Alisa player knew exactly what they were doing
@Se7en2008200811 ай бұрын
The day has come when DSP asks chat to help him play a fighting game. That fake plastic evo crown has finally slipped off his empty head.#Unskilled_and_unaware
@dgisgd11 ай бұрын
Guy throws out unsafe moves from half the screen then whines when he gets punished and calls them spammers lol.
@lawlessx911 ай бұрын
Literally sitting there trying to attack in the middle of attack strings with attacks that have massive start up frames. I'm no expert but it's obvious he's too impatient