DSP Insane Ragequit After Ragequit Lobbies in Cod BO6 After Getting Tortured Every Match

[@trey6883]

Bro jumped into a “skill-based match-making” match and complained that no one had any skill

[@TimmehJay]

I'm sorry but "they" threw him in skill based matching. It wasn't his fault.

[@garbagemalloy6153]

Seems fair

[@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621]

I heard a joke that was like, “Dante’s Inferno is just Skill-based matchmaking for Hell.”

[@dusttodust915]

Funny thing is, is that sbmm and eomm is based around helping brain dead idiots like phil feel like they can actually do something good.

[@razorbackroar]

💀

[@abesmissioncontrol2013]

"skill-based matchmaking lag" is basically the new "online khambos"

[@taipaulsen4347]

And “the gun won’t fire” is dropped my inputs

[@SrCarlo20]

You see, you have to duel Phil irl with a real gun to win his respect; this shit is made for the online babies who don't know well made games like Street Fighter II Super Turbo *snort*

[@sharteel85]

that sounds so dumb I don't even know where to begin...

[@Black_Aces]

Online pattern play, they're spamming the gun shot attack dood

[@DeadSeath]

Phil's definition of a "fair firefight" is him aiming down a sightline then killing someone who sprinted around a corner. Then he proceeds to rage when someone flanks him because he's camping

[@torchlight1785]

This is the his mindset with everything. He should have all the advantages/oppertunities/money, and everyone else shouldn't.

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

Actually his definition of a "fair fight" involves his opponents standing out of the open and waiting for him to take the first shot.

[@Black_Aces]

There's nothing inherently wrong with "camping" but it's like he's deaf and can't hear the dude busting through doors sprinting full speed behind him 😂

[@mikefidborg1]

He was getting shanked hard by Juri on that first match. Sliced bacon

[@BrotatoBowl]

“I can’t get an aim because it’s skill based match making.” OH MY GAWD

[@AbyssWatch3r]

no movement too, just standing like a lamp post 😂

[@sgtpepper91]

I'm still trying to figure out what that means

[@TheRioJesus]

“it’s not worth getting angry over” coming from the man who got so angry over it that he quit mid-match

[@Ashkihyena]

“I don’t rage quit game you mouth drooling mahran!” *Angry defiant snort*

[@Angrymonkey2489]

One day he's gonna have a rage-quitting heart attack.

[@confusedbadger6275]

I live in hope

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

Does he even know what "skill-based matchmaking" mean or is he just using it for the sake of it?

[@Ihavethetouch]

It's the excuse of the month, stay tuned for the next one!

[@left-2-write28]

It's even in the name, it's Skill Based, but instead of doing the least amount of logical thinking to realize the people are just better in this mode, no, it's impossible it's him, it can only be this Skill Based Match Making for no discernable reason has more lag. He dies more and gets fewer kills in sbmm , so it has to be lag.

[@ScalyTomate]

Hold my rollback net code!

[@Ihavethetouch]

​@@left-2-write28 Just like Rollback-Netcode, created solely to make Phil look bad

[@zTxMeta]

He thinks he's actually being effected by it whatso-fucking-ever, and he thinks he's some gaming god that he can instantly deduce that when he has a 35 ms ping, that *that* means SBMM is in effect. Bro is fucking retarded. The system is in place to protect losers like him from people like me lmfao

[@RoseKindred]

If only those Devs listened to him and removed the rollback netcode that cancels his button inputs while lagging out the match, Doods.

[@soappy1720]

Dropped all his inputs dood, non valedictorian ass pattern players

[@hmpang4996]

"I had full health but now I'm instantly dead!" Almost like that's how bullets work when you get shot multiple times!

[@doublebogey6273]

I love how he craps on skill based matchmaking when if there wasn't, he would get wrecked way worse. He's definitely a bottom 10% player, he can't move nor shoot.

[@darkmagicianscousin5261]

Yep. He’d ragequit after two or three sessions if it was completely random, which would just be him getting destroyed by the hardcore CoD fans.

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Well no what he means when he complains about skill based matchmaking is that he should only face people that are worse than him sounds good ?

[@HaouRex]

I first read snort instead shoot XD

[@Ihavethetouch]

Why can't other players just stay still and not shoot at him? He's The Guy!

[@fuzzymcgee_]

they haven't heard yet that people like him now.....

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

Ya he only can hit still target

[@Ihavethetouch]

​@@ogueyratogeyrat7448There's no proof of that

[@asura48]

You know what they say a rage/wage quit is best served extremely hot, sweaty, gouty, salty and soaked in gin😂

[@YostToastSpaceGhost]

"We serve FOOD here, Sir"

[@RandomGuyxd]

the amount of times he misses at least half his shots then says "all those bullets hit" is ridiculous

[@karma_v2977]

If he had any friends he'd definitely be the "he's one shot" type of guy

[@MXXKRXX]

lmaooo that awkward silence intro was amazing

[@Mattos77]

Snorting and clearing his throat was on brand

[@papayer]

DeadAirPhil

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@MXXKRXX Profesional streamer

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

Khet needs to ragequit the marriage

[@Aikionen]

skill-based marriage

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@Aikionen Didn't take him much skill to mount the horse.

[@smward87]

She won't/can't. She's to meek and dented to stand up for herself and even if she did grow a spine, she has no where else to go other than Jenna's van.

[@Ron_Jambo_]

She's too lazy and stoopid to do so. She's justa female DSP and there is nothing we should hope for.

[@elijahsapp21]

@@Angrymonkey2489 that’s an insult to horses 😂😂

[@thatakwardlatinguy8773]

It’s genuinely amazing how he has no idea how SBMM actually works lol.

[@taipaulsen4347]

That’s exactly what I’m saying. He just saw people complaining about sbmm and assumed it must be connections

[@NaoGaiz]

9:09 I bet Jayde's keyboard isn't even plugged in.

[@left-2-write28]

Its gotta be tiring to have to come up with so many excuses every day.

[@Ihavethetouch]

Why do you think he does bad in every game? 50% of his brain is thinking of sweaty men and 50% comes up with excuses.

[@tizza963]

“I can’t even maintain a steady aim because it’s skill based matchmaking” 🤔

[@JoelElRican]

Zero. Absolutely NO situational awareness. NO map awareness. NO real gamer awareness... Phil: 'This game sucks, dood"

[@Snake452006]

Not only that, have you seen his actual glasses? Without them, he can't see anything! They are like coke bottles.

[@Grandobzen]

​@@Snake452006maybe that explains why when he needs to read, he needs to get 3 inches away from the GIANT FLATSCREEN TV that's literally right in front of him 😂

[@YeetusMan12345]

DSP, get a job.

[@artorias-24]

No he don't wanna be a slave to a corporation like u, so he rather exploit his dumb fan base that keeps giving him money. The real problem are the people that watch him.

[@theantone7476]

Get a new hobby

[@kevinmajorca]

@@theantone7476 Its da sunken khaast fallicy trole. When you have invested 10-15 years into watching da Snort Show, you have to watch it until the series finale.

[@Grandobzen]

Lmao go cry about doody some more, dentino geybo ​@@theantone7476

[@styx87]

You first lol

[@MoyLoaf]

He doesn't know what SBMM means..

[@AJQDport]

For real!

[@Ron_Jambo_]

He doesn't understand half the English language to be fair. Remember "thus" ? 😂

[@biscuitbuncream]

Let it be known. Headshotting and instantly killing the opponent in a Call of Duty game, is cheating. According to Phillip J Burnell. Genius.

[@Lum2022]

It’s so unrealistic, dood!

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@biscuitbuncream He's Philip Paul Burnel. P.P. 😂

[@Tankotater]

Phil has no idea what skill based matchmaking means lmao. It's not something that "turns on". There's not some matches that are skill based and some that aren't. It's matchmaking. That means it's ALWAYS IN EFFECT. It's literally the system that determines every match you get in to. Phil plays against literal toddlers and players with 1 finger and wins, the matchmaking decides to move him up to the tier with kindergarteners and he starts losing until it demotes him back to the fetus tier. That's all it is

[@Vangror]

For all we know, Phail could be a kindergarten dropout

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@Tankotater Fetus teir. 😂😂 Phil plays Wolfenstein on "Can I Play, Daddy?" And fails. Which reminds me of his Halo series. Normal mode is for beginners.

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

12:20 DSP is still oblivious to the fact his attempts at exploiting the skill based match making by rage quitting several matches in a row is backfiring horribly because the results from the match where the connection is "working properly" artificially inflates his ranking and he ends up being matched against much higher ranked players.

[@darkmagicianscousin5261]

Just like in real life, in CoD DSP quits at the first sign of challenge or resistance. Dude constantly goes back to the Tutorial bot lobbies because he can’t compete in Level 1 lobbies.

[@HUKIT.]

Just like seething and coping as soon as he hears a new word or phrase he regurgitates it over and over and it’s now SBMM. He has zero ideas how it actually works…

[@youdontknowmegigna]

He doesn't do that, you moron. You're just felted. Felt-base matchmaking.

[@thesearching]

Maybe he should play the singleplayer ....... ohh wait he did , he ragequit that one also hahahahahah

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

LOL HE TOO OLD😂😂

[@MoyLoaf]

"tHis iS bOriNg"

[@DATKINGDTICeZ]

It baffles me how he has high alert on and it indicates where someone is seeing him from when they aim at him and he asks “where am I getting shot from”

[@EdwardVGrimm]

His epitaph will say: Philip Paul Burnell 1982-2032 Did Everything Correct. Thy Lord Didn't Earned His Passing.

[@Azzman2049]

Hopefully he goes before then

[@InsignificantHuman]

- he died instantly -

[@Ron_Jambo_]

​@@Azzman2049Damn you beat me to it you savage 😅

[@andrewdelaerranz9648]

imagine you guess correctly the decease date,I would come back to this video just to say that you are a wizard.

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@EdwardVGrimm "There was nothing he could do."

[@Karma-kb3ws]

"I can't even maintain steady aim because it's skill-based matchmaking" WHAT?

[@TheQuietTimes]

lololol

[@fabiopereira8208]

Sbmm is the new rollback netcode

[@Nulldron]

"you can't blame that on us!" Phil, it isn't us. It's YOU. Only you.

[@JoelElRican]

"I can pick up any controller and play any game at a high level" - Philip Burnell

[@BrotatoBowl]

“The game isn’t playing fair” -Phil Burnell

[@Technature7567]

"You didn't earn your kill." That sounds fucking familiar.

[@LaowaiinFuzou]

The way he changes his tone for Jade is really disconcerting.

[@Vangror]

Don't forget, he willingly overlooked Derich's utterly creepy behaviour just because he was a paypig

[@smward87]

​@@VangrorDerich wasn't a paypig. He only gave Phil money when he was using his parents stolen credit card years ago. He hadn't given Phil anything in years. That's the most fucked up part of the siruation.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

@@smward87Makes you wonder just what he provided Phil with to earn preferential treatment. 🤔 #CheckTheKingsHarddrives

[@Vangror]

@@smward87 My bad. Now I remember Derich was like a son to Phail. That's even worse, actually

[@Spliffzilla]

He sounds like a 14 year old boy.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

No he sound very young

[@Grandobzen]

14 is generous. He's raging like a 12 year old high off mountain dew

[@HaouRex]

5 years old little girl.

[@doomscrivener]

His bullets won’t register. He aimed and fired correctly, his projectiles found their targets, but skill-based matchmaking made his bullets not work. When he gets killed it wasn’t earned. If he was joking that would be mildly amusing. No skill to the map. Terrible map, what a great game with great gameplay. The map is crap.

[@NoWittyNameDevised]

*POSITIVE, MEANINGFUL CONTENT*

[@MariusKarlsen-f9w]

Phil is legit the only person in the world playing COD that actually rhink all his bullets hit and never miss🤣🤣

[@infernoROBO]

Is this year the most amount of rage/wage quits that DSP has had?

[@MaztRPwn]

7:50 Wow. He’ll stop a match to try and figure out some stuff for wheelchair whale Jayde, but any other time it’s “gaaize I don’t care I’m trying to focus on the game so shut up.”.

[@Yun_denn]

The way the guy at 15:19 waited for Phil to turn around cracked me up. lol

[@SarahsKnight0]

And sure enough, Phil still griped about it like it was unfair.

[@fatal85]

Even if what he was saying was true. Then it still wouldn't matter since everyone is playing the same game. So wouldn't everyone be effected by the "skill based matchmaking", bad spawns, lag, dying quickly, etc. He acts like he's personally handicapped in some way. If everyone has the same problems then its still fair.

[@trailmix4715]

Of course DSP would find any reason to play call of duty, and the worst thing here for me is "King's Tax" this man is a simple peasant beggar.

[@ShaneT5S]

He must've heard the term skill based matchmaking somewhere online and assumed because he's bad then every lobby and game mechanic, and his own controller is against him. I would love to have more games like that second one. SBMM is really working hard for him to have super easy lobbies

[@sjeanmacleod]

His re ack ack ackt time is trash not the game. The king of excuses. Everything is happening to HIM.

[@TheDrizzle56]

They need to penalize people for quitting out

[@StrifeSoul990]

I don't play cod. But I'm pretty sure SBMM puts the rage quitters in the same lobbies because they artificially inflate their record so they end up with sweats and quitters

[@milkinobama]

Love when he just raises his arm up in frustration whenever he dies. It’s pretty funny and consistent.

[@taipaulsen4347]

Seriously. Like what are you gonna ackually do phil oh right just bitch and complain like you always do

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@milkinobama It's like a tick.

[@CantThinkOfAName-f9z]

I swear phil just takes words from actual adults and pros and uses them without actually knowing what they mean

[@cardnals3377]

I can't figure out which intro I like better. This one or the one where he says the last time I had financial freedom 😂 they are both great

[@ashleybrooke2087]

My favorite was the one where he says that 80% of the time when things go wrong in his life, it's somebody else's fault because I feel that summarizes his entire life philosophy

[@tonybush4615]

He could've won if he'd used the Snort Painter to call in a Phlegm Strike!

[@MedighJuh]

That side profile man. Yuck

[@WyattBSEarp1929]

"I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country"

[@Irvdaperv]

It’s only fair when he wins. What a guy

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

This guy couldn't even camp to save his life

[@Tatoebot]

Phil’s skill base brain is broken

[@LuccianoElLechero]

Blaming SBMM for his bad aiming is funny af 😂😂

[@Maxehs]

"I can't maintain my aim because it's skill based matchmaking" What?

[@snapZ-ki2lt]

Never thought I'd say this, but Phil should stick to SF6

[@Deadman1000]

8:28 just missing every shot and still made an excuse

[@wong8706]

Imagine getting paid $300 a day to play video games and hating your “job”.

[@torchlight1785]

His brain is wired for "instant gratification" so if the game doesn't give him wins fast he's bored or hates it.

[@RandomGuyxd]

"28 ms means skill based matchmaking" ??????????????

[@muckymoe5619]

I hate that little rant he had at the end, waffling on like he has any idea what he's talking about...

[@tlingitsoldier]

Skill based match making is the new rollback netcode. It has nothing to do with connection speeds, but he'll use it as the boogie man of why he's losing.

[@ArsynZ]

Gunmashing morons... don't they know Phil was #1 in SF decades ago?

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

4*

[@chubbyfug4601]

​​@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 Alright you better sthap lying dood otherwise I'll mass jhab on you

[@CasualRacerRed]

The king of what? Losers?

[@makalaus28]

"I'm gonna be hanest guys, the story is boooring, I prefer the multiplayer so much more" *Menu simulator starts*

[@yungtubercolosis1073]

Delusions are massively strong

[@Wasteofmeat]

How has no one called him out for this skilled based matchmaking crates lag thing?? It's so ridiculous 😅😂

[@blackop3765]

There is a tin foil hat theory that the better you do the more the game fucks your connection, but uh..... Phil here definitely isnt playing at the level that would bring that aspect into play. Dude is just terrible. Watching him play SM2 multi was a real treat lol

[@MikeTheD]

sKiLlBaSeD mAtChMaKiNg

[@MereelSkirata]

Phil assumes that people are spawning behind him because he actually cannot process the idea that during a gun battle, people would be moving around trying to get into a more advantageous position over their enemy. No to Phil, his brain tells him they had to have spawned behind him. COD TDM doesn't have random spawns, you spawn in close proximity to where the rest of your team is.

[@WontStopMeNow]

Good God that intro song is the ultimate cringe.

[@JoelElRican]

🎶 The King is back 🎶 😂😂😂

[@_Brazen_]

Does he not hear the footsteps coming up behind him? Geez!

[@smward87]

Of course not. He won't shut up long enough to be able to hear the game. He may as well play it muted.

[@T3hS14ppy]

Notice how much he cares about Jaydes chat experience. He treats his whales so well if they are completely under pignosis. But one wrong move and he's busting that red Nazi hat on and ban ban ban.

[@crazy-acid-trip9765]

My favorite parts is when the enemy sees him and he doesn't see them and dies , honestly I watch my kill cams to see what happen and he knows to skip it to show how he is wrong . Just rant old man

[@karan_for_you]

3:30, LMAO, tyrones are feeding the horse.

[@cloudshines812]

DSP Tries It: Call of Doody Bl A C K Ops 6 Now Playable at 120 Blames per second

[@CantThinkOfAName-f9z]

Dsp has the situational awareness of a deaf deer

[@TheNonEdibleCheese]

Two decades of Call of Duty, and he still doesn't understand how the spawn system works... Pro-gamer right here folks. 😂

[@HaouRex]

We get the same SF6 excuse. Lags and input drop.

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

Man who runs headlong into every fight wonders why he's dying

[@runshouse]

The bullets are detractors.

[@TheQuietTimes]

SBMM is basically rollback netcode to Phil. Any form of technology that he doesn't understand is out to get him

[@matthewhibbard9807]

“Wuhoohaight?” No Lame Side Phil. It’s “what”

[@CrazyPanda688]

I just play on a VPN now whenever I play BO6. I refuse to play in EOMM and SBMM lobbies anymore I play XDef as well. My KD on there is 1.8. My KD on BO6 is a pathetic 1.1 because of SBMM. My win loss on XDef 2.8, on BO6 like 0.5 😂. I am proof that SBMM creates a worse experience for the average player. XDef is by far the more fun game, and guess why? Because match outcomes and matchmaking are actually random, and the skill level of the lobbies are all over the place which creates more unpredictable matches. I ain’t gotta use a VPN to enjoy it. I’m not going to be punished for getting better at XDef which is exactly what players experience with BO6. So the whole “get good” argument holds absolutely zero weight whatsoever since it will only make your lobbies even worse on BO6

[@TheRealTrashman-i8r]

that audioless intro pretty much sums everything up about phil doing things with the most minimal effort put in

[@Grandobzen]

With the amount of salt flowing, you'd expect phil to be PMS'ing BAD 😂

[@gambol_shroud5309]

*sighs* Hey Call Of Duty Vet here, I basically buy them every year. But anyway, I’m sick of hearing him say “Skill Based Matchmaking” . This term doesn’t even apply to anything he’s doing. The people he is playing are around his skill. No connection involved. He sucks and the people he’s playing with suck. Another thing, how is he getting shot from a direction the game is warning him about ?? The perk is literally saying “watch out ! People to your left !”

[@Inkedsort]

DSP and COD combination is pure CINEMA

[@federicoramirez2466]

Using a medium/long range gun at close range then complains

[@SarahsKnight0]

2:55 - Whuuuut? HUUUUUUUUHHHHH? 11:29 - Lol! Good edit there, Memology. 🤣

[@yousefmoa]

That killed me 🤣 wtf is he talking about 5:10

[@chickenman412]

28ms is really good ping he’s such a crybaby

[@RTaylor1505]

It would help him if stops running out in the open and check his corners before he out. He might stop dying more. 😂

[@moodybluuz9202]

i love the "i filled him with bullets" bar like we're not literally watching him

[@lawlessx9]

And assuming he has vibration on..he's aware when he misses. It's just outright lying to himself

[@moodybluuz9202]

@ lol yea that though definitely crossed my mind. Big lying crybaby

[@Blearh]

Let’s all keep it a buck Phil isn’t in the high sbmm where lag or hit detection is messed with 😂😂 this regard doesn’t understand weapons have different ttk and also let’s not act like he’s a fucking sloth. He makes high people seem like pros with his reaction time.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

It take year for his brain to respond

[@Conkinator451]

Him messing up the intro is so funny 😂

[@InfestedJester]

Phil is the type of guy in a group project who talks shit behind his group's back, does none of the work, then takes all the credit.