This guy has the same cope every fighting game haha
@lonewanderer98765 ай бұрын
Fighting games just don't satisfy his protagonist "Like me fr" complex that Like a Dragon offers.
@Slob_Master_5 ай бұрын
Can’t really blame him DSP is one of the rare 0.0000000001 percent of people who suffers input lag every match and his moves never come out nothing he could do
@lachlanu30705 ай бұрын
and if you call him out on this he'll just call you a fkn clueless moron and ban you
@professorpenne99625 ай бұрын
a novel idea would be practice a lot against the bot characters and learn their moves before going into pvp when it's possible someone has mained the same character for years or even decades. whoda thunk.
@Space647275 ай бұрын
He had the same pings on day one when he was winning it was fine now he's getting clapped, its lag. He already has the excuse pre loaded before the loss.
@saturn5805 ай бұрын
"We must apologize for DSP. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." -The FGC
@ElSandwich7775 ай бұрын
“I got double perfected, making me the victor”
@notgonnapay5 ай бұрын
2:57 The guy gets hit with a running attack, obviously putting Zafina into her lowest stance. What’s Phil’s reaction? Hopkick I’m convinced that this man has to be a joke manufactured by the FGC
"Look at this scrub with his typical ahnline pattern behavior".
@ranruy5 ай бұрын
If you got an ass I'll kick it. -Squeaky DSP voice
@xpurplethighs75965 ай бұрын
"It's not that I was outplayed" Jesus Christ dude, just... please stop.
@joshleenall5 ай бұрын
But the narcissist did nothing wrong... he did everything right..
@daijodan5 ай бұрын
The game took away what was on his screen, don't you know how games work?
@Hoscue5 ай бұрын
Spam, mash, internet connection. Repeat ad infinitum.
@JJsiN845 ай бұрын
Yeah, it’s extremely tiring at this point to literally hear the same excuses for every game for so many years. I feel quite unhealthy lately watching him. I still haven’t received my spoons in the mail either.
@ohnoitsskylar5 ай бұрын
@@JJsiN84 there's no shame in taking a detox break. Phil is like some eldritch horror that slowly corrupts and destroys everything around him
@birduno5 ай бұрын
"i hate losing to gimmicks i don't know how to beat" >spends two streams crushing noobs who have no idea how to break king throws
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
Don't forget the alley kicks that noobs also dunno how to block against
@yohagain5 ай бұрын
Not to mention the Blanka Ball + throw over and over in SF6
@rabbyd5425 ай бұрын
Who woulda thought he'd pick a character with command grabs...
@baldrkrueger35525 ай бұрын
@@rabbyd542 Phil caters to the "oddball characters" because they're heavy with slow movesets which aligns with his oldhead reflexes that way he can blame the "matchup" or simply how the "character is built" instead of his lack of skill so yeah nothing new there lmao
@rabbyd5425 ай бұрын
@@baldrkrueger3552 something tells me rush in+ command grab isn't gonna work in this game like it did in SF6.
@batangbatugan5 ай бұрын
Shouts "He didn't outplay me!" after getting perfected.
@Yoonique915 ай бұрын
Read this exactly as it was happening😂
@slick39965 ай бұрын
perfected, spat out, and flushed down the toilet
@ashleybrooke20875 ай бұрын
The game cheated him! Developers are all detractors!
@2facej0k3r5 ай бұрын
"he's doing the same combos over and over" *coughs in street fighter 6 Blanka*
@torchlight17855 ай бұрын
Blanka ball into kick kick launcher super.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
*Coughs in Tekken 8 King Alley Kicks*
@warrenweaver66645 ай бұрын
So true
@Beggars_Banquet5 ай бұрын
Tekken 8 did nothing wrong. Tekken 8 did everything correct.
@thedeepfriar7455 ай бұрын
Tekken can do no wrong
@Dnetwork0075 ай бұрын
it's tekken's fault!
@Daniel-Rain-YT5 ай бұрын
Tekken 8 is horrible in literally every single aspect
@sirDAMO575 ай бұрын
Having rage arts still in the game with the heat system being a good replacement is wrong.
@JoshHipHopLivin5 ай бұрын
@@sirDAMO57Apparently you like Kuma with your pfp
@SilentWeaponsIIl5 ай бұрын
If you listen to just the audio of Phil's kahmentary, you can hardly figure out which fighting game he's playing
@Steven-ex3ne5 ай бұрын
Before I even watch the video: - Mashing jab/kick - Your connection sucks - It dropped my combo! - I can't block - I can't get up How accurate was I? 😅
@spicylatinkarl865 ай бұрын
nailed it 😂😂😂
@Exodus-sh5mq5 ай бұрын
Not what I pressed. Missed that one.
@naterivers61075 ай бұрын
It seems like he's decided his favorite excuse is going to be spam combined with bitching about not knowing what anything about who's kicking his ass at any given time.
@DarksideGmss05135 ай бұрын
You missed one. You beat me because I don't have character knowledge
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
Lack of character knowledge, although I feel that's a new one these days
@CaptainPugman5 ай бұрын
I have never ever seen one man before DSP be so bad and braindead at any sort of game. Even my 50 year old father who plays for like 2 hours per week, stoned out of his brains plays better than FartSydePig. It's truly a testament to how smooth Phil's brain is.
@TheJarlath95 ай бұрын
with king nontheles king lol
@TheJarlath95 ай бұрын
i would understand yoshimitsu but he could have done way more with king
@GloryOfBarbelo5 ай бұрын
Relatable
@vista14567865 ай бұрын
His brother LTG has matched him in some games.
@void16185 ай бұрын
FartSydePig 💀
@Doomfist25895 ай бұрын
Glad to see after all these years, he still plays King the same EXACT way.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
It's...kinda fascinating tbh. Out of the entire bevvy of moves King has all he uses is F+4, Allety Kicks and 2+4. Like really bro??
@briealice10655 ай бұрын
My youngest brother has mained King since Tekken 6 and seeing Phil play King is such a disgrace. 😣 Granted, I can’t play King lol. I stick to Jun/Asuka.
@chucheeness78175 ай бұрын
Since Phil is very predictable doing the alley kicks it's essentially free low parry combo
@carlospitteri31465 ай бұрын
Fill hasn't evolved since 5th grade I would assume
@Black_Aces5 ай бұрын
His entire reason for picking King is the command grabs, when that doesn't work he's completely clueless
@TheZodiacRipper5 ай бұрын
"He teleported down to a crouching position and thats not what happened on my screen" might be the best excuse ever for the opponent ducking to escape a grab.
@TheSpectre23005 ай бұрын
I know next to nothing about Tekken and even I saw that his throw whiffed cause the opponent crouched!
@TheZodiacRipper5 ай бұрын
@@TheSpectre2300 lol he doesnt understand that the opponent can sidestep to duck attacks either. He is forever stuck in the 2d level one of Street fighter 2.
@AnTunZee5 ай бұрын
How did he know how to describe what happened if it didn’t happen on his screen?
@Angrymonkey24895 ай бұрын
"He's spamming moves!" But... Tekken Is about... Combos...
@Peanutbutterbutnotjelly5 ай бұрын
Wrong, more then that scrub
@professorpenne99625 ай бұрын
WHUUT?! SINCE WHEN CAN PAUL DO COMBOS?! THIS GAME IS STOOPID!
@Peanutbutterbutnotjelly5 ай бұрын
@@professorpenne9962 sounds like your garbage just saying
@professorpenne99625 ай бұрын
what garbage? I have always liked using duke nukem with a marge simpson haircut in tekken. he's fun to use.
@cortezbaldur4135 ай бұрын
I love when he said a guy "is just endless combo spamming" so getting legit combos over and over is spam I guess.
@nnnooowwwaaayyy5 ай бұрын
“Everything she does is faster than me!!” Enormous Leopard Wrestler vs Light agile female striker lol
@J_A_P_E5 ай бұрын
Everyone saw this coming from 10 miles away.. dude is going to get juggled for days, using the same old excuses and cope he uses in Street Fighter while knowing absolutely nothing about Tekken
@AGenomeSoldier5 ай бұрын
I love the fact that he never admits he has to improve and try at the game. He might get a tiny amount of respect for that. It's just excuses, excuses, excuses.
@Impolitespoon185 ай бұрын
He actually does that for LITERALLY every single game he plays, and he is bad at every game he plays.
@platinumight1585 ай бұрын
"I can't do anything against that, what am I supposed to do?" Then effing learn, FFS
@rotemegozi10445 ай бұрын
He just can't handle losing
@d-_-b85585 ай бұрын
That's what a decade of social isolation does. He has lost all perspective on what a game is. With friends around he might hear the phrase "chill man, it's just a game" enough that it would soak into his smooth brain.
@MundaneDave5 ай бұрын
Same as with SF6, Phil's idea of improvement is watching and copying better players. That's not a joke - he hypes up watching others as if next stream he'll be of equivalent ability. Studying frames and stuff? That's for nerds dood
@CrownlessKingIX5 ай бұрын
Love how he's playing Tekken like a 2D fighter. "Why am I getting hit?" Because they're at a different angle from where you're facing.
@SrCarlo205 ай бұрын
"the jab stuffs everything I do" he doesn't know side stepping exists?
@professorpenne99625 ай бұрын
I can't even begin to imagine how he would react playing something like bloody roar games (wish those games were still around) he would melt
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
@@SrCarlo20 Also the fact that jabs are the fastest move in the game lmao, it'll beat everything if you dont duck
@Herodotus8885 ай бұрын
"I did the kick, and he just went right around it!" LOL Yea the game is called Tekken it's 3D buddy.
@aledantih65245 ай бұрын
@@SrCarlo20or power crushes
@foehammer50475 ай бұрын
Phil: chooses a strong, slow character Also Phil: "Argh why is she faster!?"
@HELLRAISER025 ай бұрын
Ironic you say that cuz king has some really fast whiff punish and pressure tools, and faster command throwsjustcuz,but phil only spams slow moves
@Salamandaa5 ай бұрын
"How slow character beat fast character?!" How has this guy been playing fighting games his whole life?
@666slateran6665 ай бұрын
King is much faster here than in T7
@ugandantoad66165 ай бұрын
Good to know phil is keeping to his new year's resolution of not being toxic whilst playing online fighting games.
@J_A_P_E5 ай бұрын
> i don't like that i was beaten by combo spam Welcome to Tekken, piggy.. you get juggled when you get caught slipping lmao Dude is a 40yr old self proclaimed fighting game enthusiast and doesn't even know shit about the second most popular Japanese fighting game
@zrider100z5 ай бұрын
He has no idea what is going on but they most certainly didn't time anything, they just spam and he can't do anything.
@MetatronsCube235 ай бұрын
He was never a gamer, pre KZbin the only games he played were SNES games, he slept on every other console until the PS3 era. He shits on all the games he never played or missed out on too, It's why he hates Halo 1 and Metal Gear Solid series. It's also why he doesn't even get Tekken, he never played it until he was on youtube for content. He can't even block, side step or parry lol.
@666slateran6665 ай бұрын
Tekken sells more than SF buddy
@J_A_P_E5 ай бұрын
@@666slateran666 Okay, and?.. your mother sells the most hole down by the docks... buddy
@J_A_P_E5 ай бұрын
@@666slateran666 Okay, and?... your mother sells more hole down town... buddy
@MichaelCHorler5 ай бұрын
DSP literally has no idea how Tekken works. As a long-time Tekken fan, I'm having a blast with Tekken 8. Most of these players aren't "spamming combos" Phil. They're punishing your failed attempts to attack them by using fast frame start-ups, eventually leading to powerful combos. They're decent players who understand Tekken's design on a basic level. You can counter this by prioritising throws, parries, and blocks. You ARE playing King after all, the perfect character for just that... You always keep saying, "I have no clue what to do!" So you need to hit the Practice Mode and spend some time figuring out the best situational attacks for King instead of blaming the game, its characters, and its players... Even if it means having some Practice Mode streams (there's a new stream idea for you Phil...).
@bigbobpataki56595 ай бұрын
“Lack of character knowledge” my brother, Hwoarong has been in Tekken since the PS1
@shadowofthenorthstar9895 ай бұрын
Phil will ragequit Tekken in a week im predicting it . the game is too hardcore for him
@MaxsonAtTheFort5 ай бұрын
“This game is twash, it’s twash d00d, it’s always dropping my khambos and has bad servers. SNORT🐽” - Pigroach
@D0UGLA5.F5 ай бұрын
He doesn't block, side step, or defense break at all.
@jstring5 ай бұрын
@@D0UGLA5.Fthat’s cuz it drops all his moves dood, you see? Snort.
@HaouRex5 ай бұрын
@@jstring Right?!
@Filip_Agrippa5 ай бұрын
I don't think it's harder than SF, but ot's different and DSP is unable to learn things. He wants to win instantly instead of learning how to play. The dood doesn't even dodge attacks.
@keeyon0125 ай бұрын
I'm reminded of the fact that Phil has a Tekken 3 trophy, yet he doesn't know to duck jabs, and he doesn't sidestep at all. Classic.
@Black_Aces5 ай бұрын
He also sucks at breaking normal throws
@S-Groove5 ай бұрын
What's the T3 trophy.
@TheAceLewis20 күн бұрын
@@S-Groovean actual physical one from a mall tournament from 98’ not a psn trophy if you look hard enough you can find the video of Phil telling the story.
@MinecwaftBeans5 ай бұрын
17:21 the fact he got stomped by someone who was quite obviously fucking with him is hilarious
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Jab
@woketacha61122 ай бұрын
i was thinking that reina was doing simple attacks, now i know that dsp can't even counter 1 jab.
@2facej0k3r5 ай бұрын
im sorry... "combo spam?" you mean, a combo?
@romanv54575 ай бұрын
Did he actually timed anything??? He just combo spammed . This old man needs to go
@xZippy5 ай бұрын
"He's not outplaying me, it's lack of character knowledge." I can't imagine what it feels like to be that narcissistic.
@punishedwhispers12185 ай бұрын
The sad thing is; in Tekken thats a legitimate part of the game, but hes not stating that because he recognizes its a weak matchup for him; hes saying that so he can lose and pretend hes better than the opponent
@TheTsukuyomiLight5 ай бұрын
It's the people like that Reina doing single jabs over and over again, that makes you aware that they KNOW who they're fighting against.
@naiiin69495 ай бұрын
That player was probably laughing his ass off the entire game lmao, he just kept on trolling with the jabs over and over again
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
Hopefully he had Phil's stream on too 😂😂
@Rhyds865 ай бұрын
Gets rinsed. "He's not actually beating me".
@yoyomonkey79865 ай бұрын
Gets whiff punished "I dont know his moves"
@supersentaiguy5 ай бұрын
He’s awful at fighting games.
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
He's awful at every game he tries 😆
@Blackstar315575 ай бұрын
The only time Phil beat something on stream was when he left his camera on 😂
@drlongcat50535 ай бұрын
@@Blackstar31557😂
@drlongcat50535 ай бұрын
@@zeldafreak1975😂
@omega-prime31205 ай бұрын
You would think this would be his best genre of game given his past as a "professional Fighting Game player", but of course not
@idioticeskimoe51495 ай бұрын
Let me get this straight. The guy who got a first place award in Tekken 3 and has played Tekken 7: 1. Can't sidestep 2. Doesn't know about universal 10 frame jabs. 3. Has no concept of counterhit, ducking, or parrying 4. Has no understanding of meaty attacks. 5. Calls out chars as gimmicks for having a low stance 6. Doesn't try to learn a matchup as he goes and instead says "I can't do anything." 7. Calls a whiff punish a "Random super" 8. Thinks that always being ready to find a way to launch a combo in a combo game like Tekken 8 is "Combo spam" There is no other place where you can get such low IQ fighting game takes. At least LTG talks about the games he plays in broad strokes.
@lechaatr1935 ай бұрын
Tbh your 100% correct but zafina and Ling are hella gimmick chars
@idioticeskimoe51495 ай бұрын
@@lechaatr193 Ling Xiaoyu's entire gimmick is that you have to be competent at the game and know every matchup to use her. As for Zafina yeah lows are her gimmick but he could easily go to the lab and learn to counter her.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
To add onto that, has no concept of hit strings being uninterruptible with ANY move, causing him to whine that "I can't do anything he's spamming combos!" when he's eating Lee's WS2,3 which cannot be interrupted in any capacity lmao
@downfromthereeefters5 ай бұрын
This is very interesting. Makes me wonder what some of these phrases mean
@zato-17665 ай бұрын
The jab spam was the worst offender. Like really dude? There's a million ways out of jab spam. DSP somehow still hasn't discovered the concept of dodging attacks or even using a power crush.
@Black_Revue5 ай бұрын
When YOU aren't Ready for the Next Battle...
@UDontKnoGeo22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ViperNakajima5 ай бұрын
Phil really is the type of person to put bread in a toaster, wait five seconds and be like "why isn't it toasted?"
@tpolutts33095 ай бұрын
"I pressed the button! Omg it didn't go down! It dropped my input. Ack ack ack look my bread is just sitting there. You saw me toast it. I did nothing wrong. Tips would really help tonight"
@CrashKazooie5 ай бұрын
Time for everyone’s favourite segment, Dave’s day off! Yes! So yesterday Kat wanted more toast so I get the bread. I put it in the toaster, and leave to take a wizz ack ack ack I almost peed my pants dood. I come back after 20 seconds and guess what? The toast isn’t done! Kat’s at the dinner table crying and we don’t know what to do. We think the toaster might be broken, and we don’t have the money to buy a new one. We ordered Doordash for 2 pieces of toast and it was only $20. With that in mind, I need your support more than ever because our toaster is broken and I HAD to pay for Doordash to feed muh Mom- muh wife. I don’t what we’re gonna do, I might not be able to buy Jasper cat food this week.
@mateblaga5 ай бұрын
Or using a spoon for a cup noodle...or pouring bacon grease down the toilet
@TheZodiacRipper5 ай бұрын
Didnt that fool burn bread in the toaster last year? or was it just the chicken?
@Basedbrawler5 ай бұрын
Phil making cereal: *pours milk and it overflows* whut? The milk kept pouring and I didn’t even have my haend ahn it. I stahped tilting it in time it’s just dumb man. *snort*
@SrCarlo205 ай бұрын
Tekken is hard as hell for a newcomer. You will suck ass like everyone else did at one point. But Phil can't allow that, he is the pro gamer who receives his tips because he is a god at fighting games.
@Redribbo5 ай бұрын
tekken 8 is pretty easy for a newcomer, you just gotta setup those buttons on your controller.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
I mean sure, but Phil is easily worse than a newcomer for someone who used to be a "Pro fighting game player"
@panzerfaust84525 ай бұрын
For some reason seeing DSP on Warrior rank after me barely scraping to get to Marauder back in T7(on Shaheen) pains me on a whole different level. And motivates me to grind those numbers and get into the lab, to be better than that sorry excuse of an fgc player. It's been only four days since T8 launched and I already love it with all my heart.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
@@panzerfaust8452 don't worry man, they squashed the ranks so the Warrior and up ranks are the new green ranks. At warrior you don't lose progress for losses, you just get nothing. You can get to Warrior with sheer brute force, which is what Phil doeos
@BansheeNT-D5 ай бұрын
Good he will never play the Gundam Extreme Vs series haha
@YoutubeStyleChannel5 ай бұрын
Different game, same bullshit. Level 1 in every aspect of his life.
@hatsuneelissu59245 ай бұрын
SSDD -Shepherd MW2
@33mdan5 ай бұрын
This loser is still playing the tutorial. Level 1 is too advanced.
@Fivepast015 ай бұрын
If they ever make a film of Phil’s life, “I can’t do anything!” will be the tagline.
@cl.36145 ай бұрын
"Here lies Phil Burnell He did nothing wrong"
@taags5 ай бұрын
It will be a cheap movie. All filmed in one room.
@AnTunZee5 ай бұрын
It will be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s3 and then be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s15 halfway through
@depressionyachts5 ай бұрын
That match with Reina told me all I needed to know about DSP's ability to adapt.
@S-Groove5 ай бұрын
Jabs we're clear as day, yet he just sought there, tanking them all and for what, nothing.
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
Phil is a smooth brain
@EyesShineBIack5 ай бұрын
This dude is trash at every-single-game he attempts to play. Excuse after excuse.
@Snakee4235 ай бұрын
No, there is one where he is truly the master: Bugsnax
@coltonwilkie2415 ай бұрын
He even sucked at Mario wonder which is arguably the easiest Mario game to date.
@jkdman20075 ай бұрын
He is a garbage player who plays vedio games like a regard. 😂
@shido_rimru_5 ай бұрын
@@coltonwilkie241how dose he suck at mario litteraly like one of the easiest games to beat lol how terrible can you be at a game videos games are just not his thing
@DanteV20195 ай бұрын
Phil complaining about Hwoarang kicking is the same level as complaining that Steve just does punches 🙄
@cryofist2 ай бұрын
believe it or not ive been maining steve in 8 and people do in fact bitch about that
@gambol_shroud53095 ай бұрын
I love how he says Hworang spammed kicks when his fighting style is Tae Kwon Do , it specailizes in kicks and mos tof his combos are kicks with very few punches involved XD. Another thing, he’s playing King and not doing any grapples to do chunks of health, he’s just shin kicking uppercut, and normal grabbing.
@TheWonkster5 ай бұрын
King has a couple decent combos, he just isn't doing any of them
@gambol_shroud53095 ай бұрын
@@TheWonkster yeah I can see that, I’m not a tekken analyst or veteran but I’ve played Tekken 4 , 5, 6 and 7. But I can grasp an idea of what the old roster characters are capable of. He’s just terrible
@TheGrimSqueak3r5 ай бұрын
"She's hitting me like 10 times!" Zafina: *doing 10 hit combo string*
@Pwop_5 ай бұрын
SF6: not enough learning curve Tekken 8: too much learning curve
@demoneyeslaharl5 ай бұрын
That Reina just straight up insulted DSP.
@decorateddeerskull5 ай бұрын
Ever noticed that any time Phil has lost, he has never once said something like "good game. That player was good" And honestly, who cares if someone is spamming a combo. You do what works to win. And if using the same combo against an opponent works, then do it. That's a testament to how bad phil is if someone can spam the same move and combo all fight and win
@Herodotus8885 ай бұрын
Yea, the fact that he uses "They do the same thing repeatedly" as an excuse is so embarrassing. Unless the thing they are spamming is legitimately broken that should just make it easier to win.
@djx71345 ай бұрын
He does but it's pretty uncommon. He'll usually start a stream relatively positive, but as soon as he goes on a losing streak ... oh boy. The real Phil emerges.
@vegeta29985 ай бұрын
He did say it ONCE in this video. Was against that one guy who hit him with the special bomb. That was it though
@ysusha1165 ай бұрын
Ya, I haven't played a tekken game seriously since tekken 5. I went to Mortal kombat for a while, but decided to try tekken 8. I tried online, got my shit pushed in, and I was like ok might have to somewhat relearn tekken.
@Mi2Lethal5 ай бұрын
11:12 "He's not outplaying me, it's just lack of character knowledge" that is literally being outplayed by someone that knows the moves and counters. That's like me playing tennis against Roger Federer and saying he's not outplaying me, it's just my lack of game knowledge.
@ElSandwich7775 ай бұрын
Bro that Lee utterly lit him up dude I am sobbing
@TheWonkster5 ай бұрын
Which one? He got washed by all of them 😂
@TheLaurelCrown5 ай бұрын
In Street Fighter those are "Pattern Plays" In Tekken they're "Spamming Combos" LMAO
@TheSkyzdalimit135 ай бұрын
That Lee player Dog walked Dsp so fuckin hard
@Deadman10005 ай бұрын
Phil: DUDE HE'S MASHING! Also Phil: using his hooves to hit every button possible
@Jorvalt5 ай бұрын
There's a reason why he refuses to turn the input visualizer on.
@Empolo185 ай бұрын
@@JorvaltThat's why we have Dirge who replays the SF6 with the inputs. Such good content.
@slxxpyhollow5 ай бұрын
*Phil can pick up any game any play it at a professional level*
@lukeskywalker49895 ай бұрын
I love that quote... The narc will never realise how far from the truth that is
@spicylatinkarl865 ай бұрын
The polygraph test has determined that was a lie
@tvdvd86615 ай бұрын
Fr fr on God 😂👌
@Herodotus8885 ай бұрын
Did he actually say that? Wow. Maybe in 2006.
@lukeskywalker49895 ай бұрын
@@Herodotus888 Phil fan?
@tom-5 ай бұрын
of course he picks big beefy wreslter men in another fighting game, but he isn't addicted to WWEC
@valsione385 ай бұрын
- hasn't labbed a game that just came out 3 days ago - grrrrrrrrr i did nothing wrong 😡
@lechaatr1935 ай бұрын
Didnt understood the joke
@Sharkmane255 ай бұрын
He doesn’t need to Lab dood you see his Tekken 3 tournament winning trophy?! True fighting game icon right here
@MaztRPwn5 ай бұрын
A game that shows you even the simplest sample combos and he doesn’t even try to use them. 😂
@point-bl4nk5 ай бұрын
11:12 the timing of him saying "he's not outplaying me" while getting perfected 🤣
@ireaperslegend74265 ай бұрын
“My combo dropped for no reason” when he blatantly mistimed it 😂
@innocentorphan12135 ай бұрын
8:50 Ah, there's the DSP King mashy classic we all know and love. Forward advancing low kick, mash, mash, mash, 3 times in a row minimum. This is his idea of fundamentals and footsies.
@Doge-bz3vj5 ай бұрын
1:52 2:00 Phil's sex life with Khet in a nutshell
@scottiecurrie79275 ай бұрын
Incredible lmao
@davidgregory24345 ай бұрын
Clip it 😂
@Blackstar315575 ай бұрын
I was watching him get destroyed at the end of his stream and his chat is beyond weird. One dent begging for the discord of another dent with an anime profile pic who was talking about foot massages and everyone else was spamming Phil’s terrible channel emojis. Taking advantage of mentally challenged viewers through guilt tripping is Phil’s entire business model. They don’t even care that he sucks at games because they’re too busy being weird in his chat.
@aantonis6135 ай бұрын
DSP hates his fans. Why do you think that he always snorts in his streams when he is alone(when his wife was on stream he never snorted) that's also the reason why he wanted to do a documentary, to gain newer viewers that will sympathize with him. But decided to cancel it after he watched Gundam's video and heard that Mike will try to have people that worked in WWE Champions.
@yohagain5 ай бұрын
I hate LARPers more than the actual dents…
@leradmuiel76345 ай бұрын
The same excuse as SF6. Imagine my shock.
@hindae0855 ай бұрын
"Its lack of character knowledge!" Dude its Bryan. Hes been in Tekken since like Tekken 3 or something
@pvblivscornelivsscipio5 ай бұрын
He's getting wrecked by moves those characters have had since Tekken 3, Tag 1 or Tekken 4. I thought he was a classic-style Tekken player?
@hindae0855 ай бұрын
@pvblivscornelivsscipio Honestly it all explains why he plays King so poorly. Isn't King the throw machine of Tekken?
@pvblivscornelivsscipio5 ай бұрын
@@hindae085 He is, but he's got a strong long range striking game as well. Or at least he did in 7, haven't tried 8 yet,
@S-Groove5 ай бұрын
He was doing the exact same with Lee. And he's been in since the first entry. Now that's just some bull crap excuse.
@CasualRacerRed5 ай бұрын
In before he wage quits Tekken 8 and runs back to Street Fighter 6
@Domino3655 ай бұрын
I was literally waiting for it to happen. Phil whined that Hwaorang was spamming kick attacks. Maybe that's because 99% of Hwaorang's move set is kick based.
@erikb.58555 ай бұрын
DSP: *never does any kind of training mode research on characters* DSP: "Im only losing because i dont know what he's doing!!!! Ok guys give me money now."
@romanv54575 ай бұрын
We all know it's for him to have excuses
@Black_Aces5 ай бұрын
"Whaaaat?? Training room? I don't have time for that dood!"
@amns89005 ай бұрын
The connection problem he has is the connection from his eyes to his brain to his hands.
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 exactly It's slow asf
@SolProxy5 ай бұрын
"Well I'm glad he stopped playing SF6 because of how bad it is, now we can see him play a real fighting ga- oh it's still laggy, drops his inputs and nothing has changed... huh" -DSP dents I can't imagine him playing this as long as SF6, he knows even less about Tekken mechanics than modern Street Fighter.
@bilibilil5 ай бұрын
The game's best new feature is the replay system that let's you load up any of your past matches to rewatch the ass whooping you just took. Then during the replay you can actually take control of either character, at any point, to try something new in order to learn the match up more and quickly cycle through alternative options to beat the losing situation you were in. It's amazing that he has no interest in this and simply feels entitled to be good at the game while putting in the least amount of effort. If he spent less time smacking his lips/kissing his own teeth, slapping the controller and complaining he might have time to analyse what was going on, but no, he's too mentally backward for that.
@TheWonkster5 ай бұрын
That's insane, such a good feature.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
Such an amazing feature for people learning the ropes of Tekken, really revolutionary but all Phil will do is go "Whu....what do I do?" the entire time
@binho22245 ай бұрын
I wish we could go to his replays and show him that, yes, there was something he could do.
@FutureWorldX5 ай бұрын
@@binho2224if you have bought Tekken 8, you can search for his in game name, then find every replay that has been uploaded to the servers. It's similar way to Street Fighter 6.
@S0M3GUY7785 ай бұрын
@@binho2224 good news, I believe you can search or download them in some way. There's a YT channel that uploads replays of pro Tekken player matches that are clearly not him. I'm assuming you could do the same for Phil
@Abedeuss5 ай бұрын
DSP stealing LTG's catchphrases. "HE JUST SPAAAAMS! YOU GET ROOOOBBED!!!!"
@Almightydubzz5 ай бұрын
they gotta play against each other in tekken 8, they both getting smacked in this game and raging
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
Phail: I've fallen, and I STILL can't get uhhhp lol 😆 😂 😅
@spencermcbride38815 ай бұрын
"He's just doing combo spam!" While piggy's only combo is 3 low kicks into punch, and has been for literally years
@wyattweeks93145 ай бұрын
"i can't get up, i still can't get up" that's why cat is downstairs crying, you might need a little blue pill Phil
@THESTRAYBULLET_WOLF5 ай бұрын
Phil hasn't learned that Tekken is a 3D game. Characters can side-step moves.
@unforgivn815 ай бұрын
I love how he goes on a minute-long bitch/excuse-fest when he gets bodied by Zafina instead of just admitting that he needs to learn and maybe asking for ideas.
@SirBranDon245 ай бұрын
Bro is about to run back to street fighter within a week
@Solh0und5 ай бұрын
Lol that Reina player was trolling the hell out of him,.
@harrrieee5 ай бұрын
phil has been playing fighting games longer than i've been alive and can't seem to understand that the reason he is being counterhit is because he is mashing when he is in frame disadvantage. im so tempted to go into his chat and just see how long i can correct him before i get banned
@cm_carlito5 ай бұрын
"Mash jab," became "spam kick"... LOL
@UKRobs5 ай бұрын
"can't punish the launcher my moves aren't fast enough" Saying this whilst playing TEKKEN that has a WHOLE mechanic to avoid moves and punish then, SIDE STEP PIGGY.
@liltiachan96945 ай бұрын
His ego wont allow a loss in game He wants to be a winner so bad 🤣
@notoriousbbeg41475 ай бұрын
I love that the HUGE FAN OF YAKUZA DUDE didn't even acknowledge the Majima cosplay victor destroying him.
@notoriousbbeg41475 ай бұрын
As someone who loves Tekken, you can't really "spam" moves. You can use the same move over and over sure, but there are so many ways to counter that by every character, they are going to figure out what you are doing and stop you. Also, there are absolutely safe ways to hit Zafina low with King, and to get off the ground and stop being comboed. You have never seen a Lee BnB combo in Tekken phil? He's in EVERY game.
@TheSpectre23005 ай бұрын
Phil...."It's lack of character knowledge!" Also Phil: "I don't wanna spend hours learning!"
@vegeta29985 ай бұрын
What is funny is most of these characters has been in every single Tekken recent games that he has played so his excuse of "Lack of Character knowledge" is complete BS
@artorias11725 ай бұрын
I wonder how long Phil will last in Tekken compared to Street fighter, we seen how long he lasted in Mk1, hope we can continue to get more salt from him before he quits
@nathanielbeven90525 ай бұрын
he connects his identity to SF, so every other game is a week tops. he can only win in games you can pay to win
@slick39965 ай бұрын
depends on tips, if JaxxRaxxor somehow got more government checks and started doing 150$ tips every stream, this would suddenly be in DSPs top 10 games of the year
@nickywampole33065 ай бұрын
30 min of salty goodness sign me up
@DrDoom-bl1sk5 ай бұрын
It's funny that he thinks character knowledge would make any difference in the outcomes of his matches.
@nopemanpsycho5 ай бұрын
Fr
@Black_Aces5 ай бұрын
His gameplay literally wouldn't change, ffs he doesn't even know how to duck jabs or sidestep
@TheWonkster5 ай бұрын
"I still can't up. I still can't get up! I STILL can't get up!!" Is allowed to get up, only to go back down to a predictable jumpable low while using a character that actually has decent jump attacks. Never change, Phil. Not that you were ever even considering doing that anyway.
@Elare-5 ай бұрын
Losing to someone who was mashing jab is peak DSP but also almost gave me an aneurysm.
@austin9568AuraMasterDX5 ай бұрын
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@angry_zergling5 ай бұрын
"I've fahlin' and I can't get up dood! Come ahnnnnn!"
@tvdvd86615 ай бұрын
Lmfao Frfr
@angry_zergling5 ай бұрын
@@tvdvd8661 The life alert lady just like me frfr!
@doublestarships6465 ай бұрын
It's amazing how he's like this for EVERY game he plays. I am astonished that he hasn't realized if every game rubs him off the wrong way that maybe it's him lolol.
@milkinobama81605 ай бұрын
Add ‘combo spam’ to the list of his go to excuses when losing at a fighting game
@milkinobama81605 ай бұрын
And “character knowledge”
@jordan209105 ай бұрын
He did use character knowledge for games that aren't SF that's why we don't see it often. Can't wait for the new unique excuses tho.@@milkinobama8160
@angry_zergling5 ай бұрын
@@milkinobama8160 Character knowledge has been used for a while whenever he's new to a game but 'combo spam' is a new one lol.
@sockit2u1235 ай бұрын
I was waiting for the Tekken 8 salt. His King hasn’t changed at all. Literally plays the exact same way from Tekken Tag 2. You’d think with all the fighting games he’s played, he’d have an idea of what’s plus and negative on block and the bare bones basics of fighting game fundamentals.
@Herodotus8885 ай бұрын
"I don't know what to do to interrupt any of them, they seem faster than anything I have". Gee Phil, maybe learn which of your moves are your punishers before you jump into online matches maybe?
@pvblivscornelivsscipio5 ай бұрын
And his TTT2 King gameplay was almost indistinguishable from the average scrub playing King in Tekken 3. Dude's mind is stuck in 1997.
@666slateran6665 ай бұрын
You really think piggy understands frame data? Guy can't even play baldurs gate 3 without his hooves being held
@distortedriolu46185 ай бұрын
That Lee downloaded him hard
@MaztRPwn5 ай бұрын
Oh it’s my time. I’m coming for online you Phil. 😂 If he runs into a Lili her T7 dress in black and red or a Xiaoyu it’s probably me.
@biscuitapocalypse58835 ай бұрын
He has mastered the horizontal style.
@shinigamiauthor5 ай бұрын
"Lack of character knowledge" bruh, some of those characters have been in tekken since 3. Lol. What a maorahn
@whiteninji3525 ай бұрын
I mean DSP is not a tekken player as much as he is a SF player. Granted he sucks in equal measure at both but not knowing character knowledge _at the start_ is slightly forgivable.
@tricksalot25 ай бұрын
I think Phil forgets that King has armor moves
@sev3565 ай бұрын
"oh yeah guys, the connection is atrocious, I didn't lose"
@rando39395 ай бұрын
What a shame that every single fighting game ever has all these connection and input problems, and only for Phil.
@mike39545 ай бұрын
It’s actually impressive that the gaming industry came together so beautifully to fuck Phil over in non competitive matches.
@BlahNetworkBro5 ай бұрын
“He went completely around my kick like i never even did it” :0 he sidestepped your poke In tekken???? How dare!
@_Adjei_5 ай бұрын
It would be so fun to see DSP fight at an EVO event for Tekken 8 and see how many excuses he can give while being roasted. 😏
@exia23215 ай бұрын
If only someone would go to the replay not only to watch, but use the new feature that lets you reenact those moments where the mistakes were made to see what could have been done better instead of complaining. If only