To call everyone a spammer when you can hear Phil's hooves destroying that pad pressing anything hoping it works is peak salt levels
@slick39965 ай бұрын
yea he always does the same attack 3 times while trying to get closer right before being perfected
@IWastemyMoney5 ай бұрын
Just imagine the salt and cope if he actually matched with a masher
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sinjin85765 ай бұрын
He yells spam spam spam while actually spamming himself. Whenever others attack theyre stringing combos of different moves. But Phil? High attack high attack high attack high attack
@Clamfaced5 ай бұрын
And they're casually doing different combo strings, high low mix ups, throws etc. Clearly not pressing the same button.
@Dylan-en2fd5 ай бұрын
The night of pure insanity of watching a 42 year old lose his mind after saying people are jealous of his rankings and skill 😂
@rubensano48605 ай бұрын
Uh, you're wrong, dingus. He's 41. See how trolls take a nugget of truth and make up lies? Get banned, igiot.
@bobobandy93825 ай бұрын
He never mentally matured into double digits, but somehow he's almost physically in triple.
@slick39965 ай бұрын
''did he beat me? naaaht reahlyy''
@Dylan-en2fd5 ай бұрын
My sword didn't come out dood nothing I could do I did everything correct snort
@Dylan-en2fd5 ай бұрын
Yeah just like his horse wife
@moment-of-glory5 ай бұрын
Imagine looking at a screen that says “YOU LOSE” in big red letters and calling your opponent bad
@gamingpolymath5 ай бұрын
Both Phil and LTG have an insane ability to somehow combine losing a game and explaining why opponent is bad. I'm in awe of that talent, I wish I had a fraction of that skill of theirs.
@sinjin85765 ай бұрын
Imagine calling combos and actual character understanding "spam"
@-suphur5 ай бұрын
Yep, I never got that logic. If they are terrible players and beat you, what does that make you?
@SleepyPupper5 ай бұрын
@@-suphur it allows him to think "If I explain why they are bad, in my gin brain opinion, it will cancel why I lost!" and here we are with content about his insanity. I LOVE IT
@dahorseman26545 ай бұрын
I think it has alot to do with @28:15. I couldn't honestly make an excuse, and immediately contradict myself in the next sentence with a straight face. You would have to be such an out of touch, feeble, compensating, intellectually dishonest, man baby to cry so hard you don't even know what you are saying anymore. "I suck because I don't play this game, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm just so disappointed because I've played this game so much, and still suck......"
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
_"Does anyone have any answers?"_ Fkn *BAIT* - wants a suggestion he can immediately berate, probably blocking the person/people that send it, so he can rant and project at the audience for catharsis I think I'm finally starting to understand how it thinks
@okok...ok.5 ай бұрын
To learn the pig you have to think like the pig
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
@@okok...ok. _I am become pig; destroyer of arcade controllers..._
@LostOneOmega5 ай бұрын
@@unbearifiedbear1885 the Gout is strong in this one... May there be nuthin you can do
@ScruffsX5 ай бұрын
Maybe a bit of bait but it’s also to say that everyone in the chat sucks as well passively
@7venXIII5 ай бұрын
30:59 lmao "explain it to me" *he explains it* dsp then talks shit to him. You can't make this stuff up.
@dangilbertson5925 ай бұрын
There's something poetic about DSP playing a character who brings a sword to a fistfight and still losing
@mar76745 ай бұрын
just like dhalsim, Honda, zengief, etc he seems to think characters with cheap "extra reach" is going to be the winning contributing factor to make up for his poor tactical skills
@TheBestFelipe5 ай бұрын
It could be a bazooka! Same result.😂
@maxthompson60145 ай бұрын
Not just that...a legacy bozz with litteraly the most diverse and absurdly varietal arsenal of extraordinary moves. Still complains about spamming. Well Philmont why u don't u stop hating on the grooves dude
@tjstarzz92315 ай бұрын
TWO swords actually But yeah, Phil sucks
@maxthompson60145 ай бұрын
@tjstarzz9231 well since he ain't the sharpest blade in the scabbard... are you sure it still counts as 2? 🥲
@Vikes10115 ай бұрын
This was FAR worse than any SF6 salt I’ve seen. What a child LMAO
@bobobandy93825 ай бұрын
He's losing it. It's fun to watch. For free.
@theonionsystem77795 ай бұрын
@@bobobandy9382YES
@SrCarlo205 ай бұрын
He lacks an invincible reversal and it shows
@IH8JerseyShore5 ай бұрын
And the "there's no one here helping me" is just the cherry on top
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
The demands for hand-holding at the end 😂😂😂
@lhadenfeldt5 ай бұрын
“I have carpal tunnel” *slams on his joystick*
@sharteel855 ай бұрын
He has no idea what carpal tunnel does to your hands tbh...if he had that, he wouldn't be able to play video games all day long. It's probably just tendinitis or something like that
@labtec5145 ай бұрын
@@sharteel85or it's just mild, it's Phil we're talking about so he's got to milk every illness
@MikeTheD5 ай бұрын
The Phil hand stretching he makes a show of. Guise my hands see...
@DJMcFlinty5 ай бұрын
@@sharteel85I call it cell phone wrist, it would go away if he stopped pulling Hogans 6 hours every night
@wildudyr5 ай бұрын
This guy talks about spam, I dare anyone to show me a Tekken 8 clip of DSP where he DOESN'T roll left after knockdown. No tech roll, no back roll, no get up kick. Always roll to the left
@Sharkmane255 ай бұрын
“I don’t have the character knowledge to win online” “trolls are mad that I’m good at fighting games dood I’m just overall one of the best gamers in the country when I apply pigself”
@jkdman20075 ай бұрын
He was so cocky when he reached purple rank a few days ago. That proves he was just lucky to play against other trash players.
@kbthegoat8245 ай бұрын
@jkdman2007 he kept saying how he's a high level tekken now being in purple ranked, I even commented how he was nowhere near a good tekken player yet, he needs to humble himself thinking he's good at tekken.
@jkdman20075 ай бұрын
@@kbthegoat824 The problem is he has no self awareness and he thinks he did everything correct.
@MoskHotel5 ай бұрын
You'd think Phil would go and do research online so he'd learn the fighters' movesets, but Phil never learns.
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 ай бұрын
He's been using that mistake since the game released and while it can be excused early on, or if you don't care about ranking but if you want to climb and win you're sort of expected to know at least the basics lol
@shadowx22295 ай бұрын
"Nervous as f*ck" Ah I see we've been watching LTG I see
@cypherdk855 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing when he said that 😂
@winagapranata98795 ай бұрын
Mahds you know what to do
@justingentry37475 ай бұрын
I feel like both of these guys are trapped in a hell of their own creation. where they see how many troll channels there are and how high the view counts can get with them raging hard. And then they know they have to keep raging in order to keep their names out there in the zeitgeist
@TheDrizzle565 ай бұрын
It was the most "shivering" thing he ever said
@BinWylin5 ай бұрын
He’s so transparent like a child😂😂😂😂
@MoyLoaf5 ай бұрын
Very chill, positive and wholesome stream
@freddimaus5 ай бұрын
True i would love donating to this streamer
@drmwpn5 ай бұрын
Robust and meaningful, too.
@RayManSWE5 ай бұрын
Really stuck to that New Years Resolution
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
Curated to sweet bacon-y perfection 😂
@theatrain48455 ай бұрын
You know the salt is real when Phil bitches about the background music 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@DSPTriesItMemology1015 ай бұрын
That part actually made me laugh lol
@theatrain48455 ай бұрын
Your phill meme clips have me in tears everytime 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 love the videos man 🙌🏻🙌🏻
@BurningRubber4545 ай бұрын
@@DSPTriesItMemology101what’s funny the chat was help him But phil being phil ignored chat
@baldrkrueger35525 ай бұрын
WHAT'S THIS NON AUTHENTIC AMUHRICAN SONG DEWDD?!
@camkraw8935 ай бұрын
Thank God I wasn't the only one who laughed a lot when I heard him saying thst
@sgtpepper915 ай бұрын
"I don't play this game" and literally the next sentence "I've put so much time into this game" never change Phil
@etch6675 ай бұрын
DSP spamming the words "he's just spamming", he's spamming he's just spamming constantly and now I AM SPAMMING he's just spamming he's just spamming, IT NEVER ENDS.
@pantheratigris78215 ай бұрын
I like some fried spam.
@schrodingersdog1005 ай бұрын
spamception
@GrizzaSMASH5 ай бұрын
Just a synonym for "pressing buttons" now. He got lucky by "pressing buttons", he's just "pressing buttons", etc This spam cope he goes on is just an excuse to say the other people don't knowwhat they're doing.
@erco91675 ай бұрын
forever spamming mash or mashing spam
@tkmothebe76315 ай бұрын
HE'S DOING STRINGS
@elcrow1135 ай бұрын
Every single fighting game I've seen this man play he throws out the exact same excuses. I would love to see someone call him out on this in his chat.
@BeretBay5 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure there are plenty, but his mods probably ban them LTG style.
@rubensano48605 ай бұрын
They do on occasion, but they don't last long.
@liltiachan96945 ай бұрын
He sounds so broken when playing fighting games
@darkprincesora80915 ай бұрын
they do but he bans them cause he feels they don't know what they're saying
@pvblivscornelivsscipio5 ай бұрын
His chat was crapping on him all night but they were also swiftly banned afterwards.
@billvolk42365 ай бұрын
The wisest words I ever heard about fighting games: "If someone keeps hitting you with the same move, they aren't spamming that move; you're spamming a mistake."
@maxdisalvia83185 ай бұрын
Deep
@MichaelCHorler5 ай бұрын
Well said. In every move, there's an escape, counter, or weakness. If you keep getting hit by the same move, then you're the problem. Adapt and succeed 👌
@JohnnyRocker0235 ай бұрын
It's gonna be a cold day in hell when he realizes that having a modicum of strategy does not equal "button mashing"
@TheUlquiorraCifer5 ай бұрын
Imagine this guy on a battlefield. "They spammed me with bullets, they're just mashers, not skilled at all."
@Filip_Agrippa5 ай бұрын
"I learned nothing." Yeah, well that's basically what you always do, Pigroach.
@binho22245 ай бұрын
He is unbelievable! He wants dents to help him and hold his hands even in Tekken 8. This game has amazing features to teach you and help you. The new replay feature allows you to take control and try different things. It even gives you tips on what you should have done. But he just refuses to learn, once again.
@VDViktor5 ай бұрын
Lili : *does a safe string* Phil : *blocks* It’s Phil’s turn now, lets see what he does. Phil : jab jab, leaving him negative and giving up his turn. 🤦
@CineGoodog5 ай бұрын
also lily hits him with a heat engager, she is plus a million, Phill presses a button and ofc he gets counter hit. Phill: YEAH MASH!!!!
@redline8415 ай бұрын
When the jabs were faster on his side he squanders it. Classic
@VDViktor5 ай бұрын
@@CineGoodog ikr, how dare they press on their plus frames. Preposterous.
@TheGhost209784 ай бұрын
That lili outfit reminded me of tifas from FF7
@robertharris10763 ай бұрын
This thread got me Rollin 😂😭💀
@jasse855 ай бұрын
If somoene is winning 2-0 and in the third round start tea-bagging and letting me hit them, *they* are clearly mashing buttons and not much better than me. That's some pigroach 20IQ thinking right there.
@cortezbaldur4135 ай бұрын
Love the profile picture looks like dsp is trying to look like Elvis to a small extent.
@GrandoorMcGouty5 ай бұрын
If the opponent would just stop pressing buttons! What assholes!
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
How tf is he supposed to just magically know what the opponent is gonna do? Total bullsheeet, right? Alright.
@GrumpyDerg5 ай бұрын
WHY IS HE STILL BEING HIT?!
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
When is it his turn?! 😂
@spacepimpkevin11845 ай бұрын
When is the player just going to turn off their controller and let Phil win?!
@Basedbrawler5 ай бұрын
Nobodies letting me win D00d *snort* this game thucks
@simplelife883935 ай бұрын
I watched this live. 11:53 I know exactly why Phil said this because I laughed out loud. Someone said "Phils so cute when hes angry like this" and Jessie simply responded "lmao" which is why Phil threatened to ban him
@Hildragon5 ай бұрын
A reminder this game has a function that will point out what made you lose and how to counter it to the level you can replay the match at the very moment you lost and see various ways around it, I can only imagine what his replays would say.
@Ouroboros6195 ай бұрын
"You suck. I can't help you."
@slick39965 ай бұрын
hey that's a pretty good advice... it's just that EAT IT, GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU A SPOON SO YOU CAN EAT MY SHIT.
@StationaryBeggar5 ай бұрын
They'd say "You did nothing wrong, You did everything correct".
@eveisnotreal5 ай бұрын
Dirge gaming is doing the tekken replays, usually from his viewpoint so it shows the recommendations but he still mashes a lot
@sharkhammr2 ай бұрын
Shit this is the first I've heard of this feature. As someone who got overwhelmed playing 5, I might have to pick this up.
@sixonepm5 ай бұрын
"No one tells me how to block the spam moves." Uh... that's your jahb, Phil. Do better.
@StationaryBeggar5 ай бұрын
There's literally a training room he refuses to utilize.
@sgtpepper915 ай бұрын
"Do better" quit with this pathetic twitter talk
@thechommytong4205 ай бұрын
Complains about spam you can hear him spamming the joystick himself
@Basedbrawler5 ай бұрын
No one tells him how to play? I thought he was the best? Shouldn’t he know? Lol
@grayfoxv5 ай бұрын
*Gets beaten by everyone* "Everyone at this level is fucking shit." uhhhh....Phil...
@AlekTrev0065 ай бұрын
What was his final Win / Loss numbers for the session 😅 ??
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
@@AlekTrev006has to be 20% W/L or less. Absolute spanking last night lmao
@7venXIII5 ай бұрын
Lmao "I can't steamroll casuals anymore so it's not fun anymore." Man, I can't believe people are actually pressing buttons instead of letting phil beat them.
@DarksideGmss05135 ай бұрын
I haven't played the game but isn't he at the lowest level? Or is he the level above that?
@bigsmoke97945 ай бұрын
"The jab is beating every move I have" Who would have thought - the fastest check in the game comes out before any of his random 20f moves he throws out in neutral.
@jamesonsaleta415 ай бұрын
You'd think he'd duck or punch parry or flash or make any different decision, but no.
@21shanks4 ай бұрын
@@jamesonsaleta41THEY NERFED FLASH, NO POINT IN USING IT ANYMORE, HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?
@thenameisalreadyused50462 ай бұрын
I honestly was about to ask that. I‘m a turbo casual, certainly wouldn‘t make it to the rank he is at, but even I know that the 1 jab is a check/control tool and what frames/not my turn to press buttons means in tekken/fighting games. I‘m just awful at it.
@MrNegativecreep075 ай бұрын
Imagine being Jaxx and giving Phil tens of thousands from your call centre job for this
@CasualRacerRed5 ай бұрын
OneMinuteMan: "Oh no my boy Phil needs help! CREDIT CARDS ASSEMBLE!"
@Snakee4235 ай бұрын
Thats what the power of the dent does
@Padlock_Steve5 ай бұрын
I mean hey money is money 🤑🤑🤑
@21shanks4 ай бұрын
@@Padlock_Steveand that's why Phil is taking it. I don't even blame him for that, I blame the people who fuel his fucking degeneracy and greed with shit like this.
@L4WMAN5 ай бұрын
DSP saying that he's trying to learn while complaining that his chat does not know the moves to tell him what to do - incredible 😂
@StinkyBuster5 ай бұрын
There is no chance his wife can be attracted to him when he walks out of his room after these tantrums
@dflameX5 ай бұрын
He even said he has to go downstairs after a stream and apologize for his tantrums. "Sorry for being a child hunny..." Yep real fuckin attractive.
@bobobandy93825 ай бұрын
You know if it were possible to just "spam buttons" and win, Philly Fail would be doing it non-stop. Also, congrats: this already has more views than 90% of DSP's entire catalogue. Long live the begacy. LOL, "these songs are driving me nuts!" He's complaining about the music now. Bacon sweats are real.
@biscuitbuncream5 ай бұрын
The fact the first player was a Paul named 'Braindead Spam' is just too damn good.
@Ashkihyena5 ай бұрын
“I’m totally getting better dood! WHHHHHAAAT?! I got demoted, for that someone is getting banned banned banned banned! Gone, forever!”
@wideawakeanimal15 ай бұрын
Phil: "You suck. You're random. That took no skill" Also Phil *Random round start hop kick*
@eviled335 ай бұрын
Clearly Phil would have been more successful if it were not for the 52,492 cases of online laaag and spammers
@yourmaninlondoncollecting57495 ай бұрын
LAG = Lost Again by Gout. 😆👍
@StationaryBeggar5 ай бұрын
Love when he has these narcissist meltdowns where his ego is forced to face the reality that he's really not as good as he thinks he is.
@spacepimpkevin11845 ай бұрын
Tbh I don't even think he's that bad for being such a whiner, he could be playing azucena or victor and the man chooses to play yoshi.
@rustyAF4 ай бұрын
@@spacepimpkevin1184 he’s mentally a selfish child. a person who refuses to learn shouldn’t play Yoshimitsu and there’s irony in the fact that he does and loses all the time
@Commanderflynn5 ай бұрын
"He's nervous as fuck" ...man...ibswear I've heard someone else say that before...some form of...lowtier "I want to learn" Then go into the training mode. Even a newblet like me knows its a super powerful training suite, probably one of the best ones for a fighter. I'm sure if he spent 5 minutes learning how to use it, he'd just improve. But this be DSP so there's that.
@binho22245 ай бұрын
The game has a replay feature that allows you to control your character and try diferent things. It even gives you tips on what to do in so many diferrent situations. But he can play any game at a Professional level if he wants to.
@vergo17855 ай бұрын
I truly don't understand how a yoshi player doesn't utilize flash except in combos. A purple rank yoshi especially
@confusedbadger62755 ай бұрын
Phil has said flash doesn't work and bans anyone who mentions it.
@vergo17855 ай бұрын
@@confusedbadger6275 bro wtf 💀
@vergo17855 ай бұрын
@@confusedbadger6275 probably presses it randomly in neutral like a fuckin dumbass
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
Phil's ultimate crutch : "online". As if he would EVER be caught dead in an offline session these days. The ego is too frail, the skill is too lacking, the friendships inexistant. He really is living in a hell of his own making
@theMaster...5 ай бұрын
Looking at Dave's daily behaviour it's easy to see how he alienates his viewers and is constantly shrinking his channels engagement and viewership... SNORT...
@XXXXX85 ай бұрын
Taking about daily behavior while pretending to not know his name? Kind of a cringe joke but okay.
@bobobandy93825 ай бұрын
@@XXXXX8You must be new here.
@XXXXX85 ай бұрын
@@bobobandy9382 Sorry. I forget that you guys tweak if you're not constantly being reassured that your jokes are funny.
@slick39965 ай бұрын
@@XXXXX8 don't bother commenting if you're not up with the memes, thanks
@theMaster...5 ай бұрын
@@XXXXX8 'Taking' or 'Talking'?
@binho22245 ай бұрын
DSP: "Im trying to learn, but they just mash moves I dont know!" Training mode and new replay feature: "are we a joke to you?"
@roneherushin46385 ай бұрын
Which is hilarious considering how tekken 8's practice mode has all the tools anyone needs to get better but he's either too lazy or too stupid to use them.
@bobv99195 ай бұрын
42 year old baby throwing a tantrum because he lost in a video game. This is a result of being pampered your whole life.
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
😪 _"I don't wanna play anymore"_ Insane flashbacks to when I was 4...
@jackcristo16285 ай бұрын
I was unironically so happy when DSP started feeling himself in Tekken 8 weeks ago, because it was only a matter of time before this. I did not expect him to trick himself into believing he was good at a fighting game so soon after his reality check in SF6. Especially not for Tekken lol. But I am here for it.
@ChaserTech5 ай бұрын
After seeing the whole thing unfold last night, I couldn't help but cackle like a madman. I knew it would eventually happen. Purple ranks really test your knowledge of characters and it only gets harder from there.
@avidism5 ай бұрын
DSP: "I put so much time into this game." Also DSP: "I don't play this game I'm naht a Tekken player."
@Critick30005 ай бұрын
He’ll say anything to look better, even if it contradicts
@DrakeHunter3245 ай бұрын
Saltcoin is making moves this year, we have black and white DSPs really upping the supply. "My sword didn't come out", the Khet experience.
@Buckethead5235 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for him to “suddenly” have an urge to play Street Fighter 6 because he wants to try Ed now. Dude is a total clown
@YancySt5 ай бұрын
Nah he sent fighting games to banworld for now and did a whole rant on the "fgc" instead. (He just hates Ed though, he'll be back to clout chase Akuma)
@youtubecrack5 ай бұрын
Don't these people know how to play the game right? Snorts into the mic.
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
*lip smack* *long sip* Sound good? Alright?
@mrthaimaster5 ай бұрын
Love it you can hear him mashing like crazy
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
Stomping
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
Hoof smash
@inersphobia5 ай бұрын
Professional video game player: "they ABUSE the fact that I don't know how to break holds because I don't play this game". Has actually nothing else to do for a living than play video games.
@Kristingen5 ай бұрын
love how he will spin this as "i won multiple matches snort... my chat was clearly impressed by my skills snort..." this guy retcons history more than any marvel or dc writer could.
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll5 ай бұрын
He wants the opponent to just stand there like a training dummy so he can show off his “skill” with flashy moves to impress his dentheads, and when they don’t he throws the biggest manbaby fit ever. 🙄
@mr.anxious78415 ай бұрын
The Paul has called himself "Braindead spammer" (unless it's edited) and he is surprised when said guy is spamming.
@pvblivscornelivsscipio5 ай бұрын
I swear that guy was a troll, especially with how he sandbagged the first 2 rounds in the first match.
@bobobandy93825 ай бұрын
@@pvblivscornelivsscipioAbsolutely a troll just there to mine some salt from piggyboy.
@mr.pompodill14855 ай бұрын
It's called frame data. Most situations in this video can be explained with frame data. Some are just safe situations to throw out a string, and other situations are just plus. Phil takes turns he doesn't have and he gets punished for them. I wish someone would just tell him that, but I suppose he'd just call you a troll, ban you, then go on a thirty minute rant about why you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
@roneherushin46385 ай бұрын
"It's the game doob it drops my inputs and screws my wife" -DSP 2024
@250914616672152Ай бұрын
you cant teach frane data to a pigroach, his ego wont allowed neither his brain the ability or concentration to try it
@sherrix68815 ай бұрын
He never belonged there. As the ranks stabilise he wants to be greatful he got where he did. Instead of showing humility though, he simply embarrassed himself.
@jacktanguay80615 ай бұрын
“SPAM” *rewinds* Varied moves that he can’t predict Every time
@aporacle11115 ай бұрын
What even more sad is that tekken 8 has a amazing replay system that cam teach you in those situations, he doesn't care about getting better. He simply believes that everyone has to play to his standards.
@DrakeHunter3245 ай бұрын
That doesn't involve getting money though. Plus Phil winning is actually worse than his ass being kicked.
@2FRESH-4U5 ай бұрын
Phil’s like the British in the revolutionary war “ but they’re not lining up and firing volleys, gorilla warfare is for scrubs”
@marshmellow61525 ай бұрын
Oh no that life achievement down the drain in an instant 😂😂😂
@7gdnz5 ай бұрын
You struck gold, dsp going so unhinged for not knowing how to play and expecting dents who aren’t interested to tell him how to beat players
@soulhammer5 ай бұрын
first guy being called braindead spam already makes the video special. piggy is boiling in his own sweat n salt
@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf5 ай бұрын
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@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhey look a SUPER DENT. How do your toes taste this morning big fella?
@KillaK785 ай бұрын
I guess that “I’ll criticise the game and the connections but not the players” came to a very solid end
@LostOneOmega5 ай бұрын
Week 2 of January, if I'm not mistaken
@DrinkEliteFob495 ай бұрын
When did it ever start? Lol
@KillaK785 ай бұрын
@@DrinkEliteFob49 I did notice in the detractor videos that he was commenting more on the game but not so much the player, but he somehow made bitch his favourite word and now everyone is a bitch. But he’s too scared to play anyone locally
@2facej0k3r5 ай бұрын
the zoom-in on the cat while he's complaining had me in literal tears lmfao
@haze3545 ай бұрын
DSP fighting an Alisa: "What even is this? This isnt even a Tekken character!" *Plays Yoshimitsu, a Soul Calibur character*
@nickglover87385 ай бұрын
Yoshimitsu, an Eccentric Samurai/Ninja with a demon blade called yoshimitsu who’s ancestor is also called Yoshimitsu
@Charliem19945 ай бұрын
To be fair, he was in Tekken before Soul Calibur
@torchlight17855 ай бұрын
@@Charliem1994Yeah but he’s weirder than Alisa, so Phil’s logic makes no sense.
@Charliem19945 ай бұрын
@@torchlight1785 Piggy doesn't use logic
@Apollo3p5 ай бұрын
"every idiot is a spamming idiot" deep.
@saturn5805 ай бұрын
Phil's gloating about rank always comes back to bite him in the ass. I love it! I LOVE IT! 🤣
@ickyfist5 ай бұрын
I love when people realize Phil is trash and they start trolling him and he actually thinks they're doing it because it's a good strategy. Bonus points for when he wins a round because of it and he starts talking shit. He's completely oblivious.
@TheAxeGrinder5 ай бұрын
Basically, here’s a whiny baby…
@hardaconline2385 ай бұрын
For sanity sake I looked up Yoshimitsu’s movelist. A grand total of 193 moves. This man only does 23 of the 193 in his movelist. 23. How he got this far in ranks with only using a fraction of his tool kit is beyond me. It’s no surprise when he goes up a character he’s played before and go “ What is that? I don’t know what that is!” It’s because he ether barely looked at the move list or learns the bare minimum and just goes what’s easy for him.
@drattyg80995 ай бұрын
He doesn't use flash the way it's meant to be used, which is ridiculous, but to be fair, all the characters have a lot of moves that just aren't useful 90% of the time so nobody uses them.
@hardaconline2385 ай бұрын
True but there are some other low attacks and strings he can throw out to bait his opponent. And he really needs to quit holding back to block. That works too but it also registers him moving thus not blocking. Pressing nothing to block and pressing down to low block he should know that by now.
@wideawakeanimal15 ай бұрын
17:00 He had his hand off the stick saying, I can't block before the attack even hit him LMAO
@unbearifiedbear18855 ай бұрын
He's the Minority Report of gamers
@brokenmailman5 ай бұрын
Seeing a former "professional" yell at their chat for not helping just hits different. LOL
@brodie68585 ай бұрын
He projects so hard, he mashes and therefore gets hit by everything
@PseudoNym135 ай бұрын
Mortal Kombat "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Street Fighter "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Tekken "they mash jab I can't get out of it" don't fighting games have reversals or no u moves for spammed attacks? if so he's so bad he won't even use that or spam a little himself to get priority to set up for more combos like his opponents do they will jab him a few times then true combo his entire health bar and he never does that.
@TheMasterMuggle5 ай бұрын
He could use powercrush to tank a hit and push through, he could crouch to evade and punish the missed attack, he could sidestep, he could flash, he could spin to the side with yoshi (consider it a sidestepping tool on crack), he could parry. There is a lot of shit that he could do, but he is so smoothbrained, that the term „thinking“ is completely foreign for him
@StarFishPrimeXD5 ай бұрын
The character Phil is playing has great tools to deal with spammers, including the fastest evade in the game and also THE fastest attack in the game, soul stealer, a 6 frame attack that is able to act as a reversal, it can interrupt strings and is very effective against mashers and people who finish their strings (ie, the problem that Phil complains about all the time)
@DumbMutt4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's called ducking and punishing (think jab is still +1 or 2 on block), there's plenty of moves in Tekken that will low-profile even a jab and you just launch people if they keep trying to jab-check you.
@TheJericho11235 ай бұрын
the detractors, some dents and even the game tells him that he sucks.
@konnen73545 ай бұрын
Gotta love seeing him shake his head in disbelief lol. He's really confident in his own bs.
@Doge-bz3vj5 ай бұрын
Wasn't the opponent spam the same move is the best opportunity to learn???? WTF happen to his brain???
@arekk.2105 ай бұрын
Gin
@michael6741005 ай бұрын
His cognitive dissonance is so insane, he claims he is so good at tekken that it is a HUGE achievement while at the same time being upset his chat cant tell him what to do to win a match. Also he says HOW IS THIS TEKKEN AT PURPLE LVL, my guy purple lvl isnt amazing its a scrub lvl its not an insane achievement idk what happened with his self esteem, did he realize he is a loser and people laugh at him, where did this need to say i feel bad about myself, you know what i will just make myself believe i am amazing cause i am a purple lvl tekken player come from.
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
LTG hit purple before phil and can hang better than him, that's saying something 😂
@Critick30005 ай бұрын
@@GrandobzenWell LTG is also a Victor main who is a known noob killer and plugs desperately to avoid losing his Flame Ruler ranking, and has gone back to Feng in the meantime
@redline8415 ай бұрын
@@Critick3000 LTG got into streamer eceleb awards and Phil is only known among lolcow circles. I think he even left a podcast because he didn't know "The Lolcow Podcast" meant
@VarsityAthlete045 ай бұрын
@@GrandobzenLTG plugs
@martintoivainen25195 ай бұрын
Well one thing he says is true, he will never learn.
@MsGhoulz5 ай бұрын
His parents should have been permanent legal guardians, and locked him in a room....
@jrwizz5 ай бұрын
Those hooves were spamming like crazy lol
@zeldafreak19755 ай бұрын
It does my heart good to see it 😆 The hoove-mashing squeal 😂😂😂 Hold my hand dents!!! Or you're banned, banned, banned. Gone forever!!!
@414Mufasa5 ай бұрын
He officially quit the game, quit all 3 major fighters before they even finished a dlc season and wonders why he's still on level 1
@rcking905 ай бұрын
that laugh everytime he gets perfected is great
@davide46075 ай бұрын
Calls everyone spammers and mashers but the entire reason he gets hit with everything is because he tries to spam and mash in the middle of strings...
@lydellb5 ай бұрын
Phil's yoshi is so fucking basic 😂😂😂
@mattroxursoul5 ай бұрын
I will not claim to be any sort of fighting guru or anything. But the way I understand it is if I throw a straight jab and you walk chin first into it every time I should keep doing it.
@roneherushin46385 ай бұрын
TfS goku: are you going to start blocking any of these? DSP: no! Cause you're a scrub spamm- *gets hit in the face for the 20th time*
@drattyg80995 ай бұрын
Absolutely correct. Works all the way up to the tip top. Reminds me of poor gamerbee getting hit by 5 dps in a row. Daigo in particular is pretty tenacious when he finds something that works, he will keep doing it til you force him to stop.
@mattroxursoul5 ай бұрын
@@roneherushin4638 I sort of had that image in my mind too. Wattid the capn say ta do in this situation
@juniormushu5 ай бұрын
This dude is seriously a purple and doesn't know x puts away the sword?!!
@kiwikratos5 ай бұрын
I like how he says everyone else is mashing buttons when you can LITERALLY hear him mashing buttons!
@raymondstorez55845 ай бұрын
"It's just a character I play because people like it." - Dave
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
*SNORT* sound good? *lip smack*
@jezuzxxx5 ай бұрын
Funny how SF6 and Tekken 8 have the same exact problem at “high level” gameplay 😂
@SupremeCommanderBaiser5 ай бұрын
Mortal Kombat aswell.
@ThiagoHaomaru5 ай бұрын
Funny thing is red/purple is not even close to high level.
@kbthegoat8245 ай бұрын
The problem is he's nowhere near high level gameplay in tekken that's the funny part. He would smash his pad real quick and never play tekken again if he was actually playing high level guys.
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
He had the same problem during his grind to his current level whenever he faced someone good lmao. He cant hang with anyone who isnt spamming. He loves to talk mad sh*t even tho he doesnt know what the hell he's talking about
@federicoramirez24665 ай бұрын
I hope Phil understands that Yoshimitsu is like the hardest character to learn
@seamonkey84355 ай бұрын
Phil said “when do I get a turn”. Lmao
@rockmanraiden66275 ай бұрын
Every time he asks for help it's a sneak beg, because he only reads superchats and tips typically
@Tangozzz5 ай бұрын
This stream had more salt than the Dead Sea. I haven’t seen him this mad in a long time 😂
@mastershake420195 ай бұрын
The Victor in the red suit was toying with DSP meanwhile Phil ranting about how he is mashing. Lmao
18:33 DSP inventing the new fighting game term: button scrubs
@GermanyJerseyShore5 ай бұрын
this was legit my asmr last night😂 chill positive vibes, playing games and having fun
@ErikZer0FX5 ай бұрын
I've never seen anyone who regards themselves as a fighting game player so determined not to go to training mode.
@AntonioCruz-uq3wb5 ай бұрын
Well so much for that confidence boost from his participation trophy.😂
@MikeTheD5 ай бұрын
Hes been bragging and trying so hard to fluff himself up about his Tekken prowess too. Delish
@yourmaninlondoncollecting57495 ай бұрын
22:55 The insane thing in all this rant, is that it doesn't occur to Phil even ONCE that it is not the games fault..the opponents fault or any "Lag". It is HIM. He is not good enough to beat them....