DSP in the Most Tumultuous Tekken 8 Stream of the Year, Gets Demoted and All Hell Breaks Loose

[@Deadman1000]

To call everyone a spammer when you can hear Phil's hooves destroying that pad pressing anything hoping it works is peak salt levels

[@slick3996]

yea he always does the same attack 3 times while trying to get closer right before being perfected

[@IWastemyMoney]

Just imagine the salt and cope if he actually matched with a masher

[@zeldafreak1975]

😂😂😂

[@sinjin8576]

He yells spam spam spam while actually spamming himself. Whenever others attack theyre stringing combos of different moves. But Phil? High attack high attack high attack high attack

[@Clamfaced]

And they're casually doing different combo strings, high low mix ups, throws etc. Clearly not pressing the same button.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

_"Does anyone have any answers?"_ Fkn *BAIT* - wants a suggestion he can immediately berate, probably blocking the person/people that send it, so he can rant and project at the audience for catharsis I think I'm finally starting to understand how it thinks

[@okok...ok.]

To learn the pig you have to think like the pig

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

​@@okok...ok. _I am become pig; destroyer of arcade controllers..._

[@LostOneOmega]

​@@unbearifiedbear1885 the Gout is strong in this one... May there be nuthin you can do

[@ScruffsX]

Maybe a bit of bait but it’s also to say that everyone in the chat sucks as well passively

[@7venXIII]

30:59 lmao "explain it to me" *he explains it* dsp then talks shit to him. You can't make this stuff up.

[@simplelife88393]

I watched this live. 11:53 I know exactly why Phil said this because I laughed out loud. Someone said "Phils so cute when hes angry like this" and Jessie simply responded "lmao" which is why Phil threatened to ban him

[@Dylan-en2fd]

The night of pure insanity of watching a 42 year old lose his mind after saying people are jealous of his rankings and skill 😂

[@rubensano4860]

Uh, you're wrong, dingus. He's 41. See how trolls take a nugget of truth and make up lies? Get banned, igiot.

[@bobobandy9382]

He never mentally matured into double digits, but somehow he's almost physically in triple.

[@slick3996]

''did he beat me? naaaht reahlyy''

[@Dylan-en2fd]

My sword didn't come out dood nothing I could do I did everything correct snort

[@Dylan-en2fd]

Yeah just like his horse wife

[@Sharkmane25]

“I don’t have the character knowledge to win online” “trolls are mad that I’m good at fighting games dood I’m just overall one of the best gamers in the country when I apply pigself”

[@jkdman2007]

He was so cocky when he reached purple rank a few days ago. That proves he was just lucky to play against other trash players.

[@kbthegoat824]

​@jkdman2007 he kept saying how he's a high level tekken now being in purple ranked, I even commented how he was nowhere near a good tekken player yet, he needs to humble himself thinking he's good at tekken.

[@jkdman2007]

@@kbthegoat824 The problem is he has no self awareness and he thinks he did everything correct.

[@MoskHotel]

You'd think Phil would go and do research online so he'd learn the fighters' movesets, but Phil never learns.

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

He's been using that mistake since the game released and while it can be excused early on, or if you don't care about ranking but if you want to climb and win you're sort of expected to know at least the basics lol

[@lhadenfeldt]

“I have carpal tunnel” *slams on his joystick*

[@sharteel85]

He has no idea what carpal tunnel does to your hands tbh...if he had that, he wouldn't be able to play video games all day long. It's probably just tendinitis or something like that

[@labtec514]

​@@sharteel85or it's just mild, it's Phil we're talking about so he's got to milk every illness

[@MikeTheD]

The Phil hand stretching he makes a show of. Guise my hands see...

[@DJMcFlinty]

​@@sharteel85I call it cell phone wrist, it would go away if he stopped pulling Hogans 6 hours every night

[@wildudyr]

This guy talks about spam, I dare anyone to show me a Tekken 8 clip of DSP where he DOESN'T roll left after knockdown. No tech roll, no back roll, no get up kick. Always roll to the left

[@shadowx2229]

"Nervous as f*ck" Ah I see we've been watching LTG I see

[@cypherdk85]

I thought the same thing when he said that 😂

[@winagapranata9879]

Mahds you know what to do

[@justingentry3747]

I feel like both of these guys are trapped in a hell of their own creation. where they see how many troll channels there are and how high the view counts can get with them raging hard. And then they know they have to keep raging in order to keep their names out there in the zeitgeist

[@TheDrizzle56]

It was the most "shivering" thing he ever said

[@BinWylin]

He’s so transparent like a child😂😂😂😂

[@moment-of-glory]

Imagine looking at a screen that says “YOU LOSE” in big red letters and calling your opponent bad

[@gamingpolymath]

Both Phil and LTG have an insane ability to somehow combine losing a game and explaining why opponent is bad. I'm in awe of that talent, I wish I had a fraction of that skill of theirs.

[@sinjin8576]

Imagine calling combos and actual character understanding "spam"

[@-suphur]

Yep, I never got that logic. If they are terrible players and beat you, what does that make you?

[@SleepyPupper]

@@-suphur it allows him to think "If I explain why they are bad, in my gin brain opinion, it will cancel why I lost!" and here we are with content about his insanity. I LOVE IT

[@Equine-services]

I think it has alot to do with @28:15. I couldn't honestly make an excuse, and immediately contradict myself in the next sentence with a straight face. You would have to be such an out of touch, feeble, compensating, intellectually dishonest, man baby to cry so hard you don't even know what you are saying anymore. "I suck because I don't play this game, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm just so disappointed because I've played this game so much, and still suck......"

[@dangilbertson592]

There's something poetic about DSP playing a character who brings a sword to a fistfight and still losing

[@mar7674]

just like dhalsim, Honda, zengief, etc he seems to think characters with cheap "extra reach" is going to be the winning contributing factor to make up for his poor tactical skills

[@TheBestFelipe]

It could be a bazooka! Same result.😂

[@maxthompson6014]

Not just that...a legacy bozz with litteraly the most diverse and absurdly varietal arsenal of extraordinary moves. Still complains about spamming. Well Philmont why u don't u stop hating on the grooves dude

[@tjstarzz9231]

TWO swords actually But yeah, Phil sucks

[@maxthompson6014]

@tjstarzz9231 well since he ain't the sharpest blade in the scabbard... are you sure it still counts as 2? 🥲

[@MoyLoaf]

Very chill, positive and wholesome stream

[@freddimaus]

True i would love donating to this streamer

[@drmwpn]

Robust and meaningful, too.

[@ZooberWezeeKenzan]

Really stuck to that New Years Resolution

[@zeldafreak1975]

Curated to sweet bacon-y perfection 😂

[@sgtpepper91]

"I don't play this game" and literally the next sentence "I've put so much time into this game" never change Phil

[@Vikes1011]

This was FAR worse than any SF6 salt I’ve seen. What a child LMAO

[@bobobandy9382]

He's losing it. It's fun to watch. For free.

[@theonionsystem7779]

​@@bobobandy9382YES

[@SrCarlo20]

He lacks an invincible reversal and it shows

[@IH8JerseyShore]

And the "there's no one here helping me" is just the cherry on top

[@zeldafreak1975]

The demands for hand-holding at the end 😂😂😂

[@JohnnyRocker023]

It's gonna be a cold day in hell when he realizes that having a modicum of strategy does not equal "button mashing"

[@TheUlquiorraCifer]

Imagine this guy on a battlefield. "They spammed me with bullets, they're just mashers, not skilled at all."

[@Hildragon]

A reminder this game has a function that will point out what made you lose and how to counter it to the level you can replay the match at the very moment you lost and see various ways around it, I can only imagine what his replays would say.

[@Ouroboros619]

"You suck. I can't help you."

[@slick3996]

hey that's a pretty good advice... it's just that EAT IT, GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU A SPOON SO YOU CAN EAT MY SHIT.

[@StationaryBeggar]

They'd say "You did nothing wrong, You did everything correct".

[@eveisnotreal]

Dirge gaming is doing the tekken replays, usually from his viewpoint so it shows the recommendations but he still mashes a lot

[@sharkhammr]

Shit this is the first I've heard of this feature. As someone who got overwhelmed playing 5, I might have to pick this up.

[@grayfoxv]

*Gets beaten by everyone* "Everyone at this level is fucking shit." uhhhh....Phil...

[@AlekTrev006]

What was his final Win / Loss numbers for the session 😅 ??

[@Grandobzen]

​@@AlekTrev006has to be 20% W/L or less. Absolute spanking last night lmao

[@7venXIII]

Lmao "I can't steamroll casuals anymore so it's not fun anymore." Man, I can't believe people are actually pressing buttons instead of letting phil beat them.

[@DarksideGmss0513]

I haven't played the game but isn't he at the lowest level? Or is he the level above that?

[@bobobandy9382]

You know if it were possible to just "spam buttons" and win, Philly Fail would be doing it non-stop. Also, congrats: this already has more views than 90% of DSP's entire catalogue. Long live the begacy. LOL, "these songs are driving me nuts!" He's complaining about the music now. Bacon sweats are real.

[@jasse85]

If somoene is winning 2-0 and in the third round start tea-bagging and letting me hit them, *they* are clearly mashing buttons and not much better than me. That's some pigroach 20IQ thinking right there.

[@cortezbaldur413]

Love the profile picture looks like dsp is trying to look like Elvis to a small extent.

[@theatrain4845]

You know the salt is real when Phil bitches about the background music 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

That part actually made me laugh lol

[@theatrain4845]

Your phill meme clips have me in tears everytime 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 love the videos man 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@BurningRubber454]

@@DSPTriesItMemology101what’s funny the chat was help him But phil being phil ignored chat

[@baldrkrueger3552]

WHAT'S THIS NON AUTHENTIC AMUHRICAN SONG DEWDD?!

[@camkraw893]

Thank God I wasn't the only one who laughed a lot when I heard him saying thst

[@elcrow113]

Every single fighting game I've seen this man play he throws out the exact same excuses. I would love to see someone call him out on this in his chat.

[@BeretBay]

I'm pretty sure there are plenty, but his mods probably ban them LTG style.

[@rubensano4860]

They do on occasion, but they don't last long.

[@liltiachan9694]

He sounds so broken when playing fighting games

[@darkprincesora8091]

they do but he bans them cause he feels they don't know what they're saying

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

His chat was crapping on him all night but they were also swiftly banned afterwards.

[@Filip_Agrippa]

"I learned nothing." Yeah, well that's basically what you always do, Pigroach.

[@binho2224]

He is unbelievable! He wants dents to help him and hold his hands even in Tekken 8. This game has amazing features to teach you and help you. The new replay feature allows you to take control and try different things. It even gives you tips on what you should have done. But he just refuses to learn, once again.

[@biscuitbuncream]

The fact the first player was a Paul named 'Braindead Spam' is just too damn good.

[@Lizardwithdahat]

If the opponent would just stop pressing buttons! What assholes!

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

How tf is he supposed to just magically know what the opponent is gonna do? Total bullsheeet, right? Alright.

[@Grandobzen]

When is it his turn?! 😂

[@spacepimpkevin1184]

When is the player just going to turn off their controller and let Phil win?!

[@Basedbrawler]

Nobodies letting me win D00d *snort* this game thucks

[@etch667]

DSP spamming the words "he's just spamming", he's spamming he's just spamming constantly and now I AM SPAMMING he's just spamming he's just spamming, IT NEVER ENDS.

[@pantheratigris7821]

I like some fried spam.

[@schrodingersdog100]

spamception

[@GrizzaSMASH]

Just a synonym for "pressing buttons" now. He got lucky by "pressing buttons", he's just "pressing buttons", etc This spam cope he goes on is just an excuse to say the other people don't knowwhat they're doing.

[@erco9167]

forever spamming mash or mashing spam

[@tkmothebe7631]

HE'S DOING STRINGS

[@billvolk4236]

The wisest words I ever heard about fighting games: "If someone keeps hitting you with the same move, they aren't spamming that move; you're spamming a mistake."

[@maxdisalvia8318]

Deep

[@MichaelCHorler]

Well said. In every move, there's an escape, counter, or weakness. If you keep getting hit by the same move, then you're the problem. Adapt and succeed 👌

[@VDViktor]

Lili : *does a safe string* Phil : *blocks* It’s Phil’s turn now, lets see what he does. Phil : jab jab, leaving him negative and giving up his turn. 🤦

[@CineGoodog]

also lily hits him with a heat engager, she is plus a million, Phill presses a button and ofc he gets counter hit. Phill: YEAH MASH!!!!

[@redline841]

When the jabs were faster on his side he squanders it. Classic

[@VDViktor]

@@CineGoodog ikr, how dare they press on their plus frames. Preposterous.

[@TheGhost20978]

That lili outfit reminded me of tifas from FF7

[@robertharris1076]

This thread got me Rollin 😂😭💀

[@lt.mouse1485]

It's called frame data. Most situations in this video can be explained with frame data. Some are just safe situations to throw out a string, and other situations are just plus. Phil takes turns he doesn't have and he gets punished for them. I wish someone would just tell him that, but I suppose he'd just call you a troll, ban you, then go on a thirty minute rant about why you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.

[@roneherushin4638]

"It's the game doob it drops my inputs and screws my wife" -DSP 2024

[@250914616672152]

you cant teach frane data to a pigroach, his ego wont allowed neither his brain the ability or concentration to try it

[@theMaster...]

Looking at Dave's daily behaviour it's easy to see how he alienates his viewers and is constantly shrinking his channels engagement and viewership... SNORT...

[@XXXXX8]

Taking about daily behavior while pretending to not know his name? Kind of a cringe joke but okay.

[@bobobandy9382]

@@XXXXX8You must be new here.

[@XXXXX8]

@@bobobandy9382 Sorry. I forget that you guys tweak if you're not constantly being reassured that your jokes are funny.

[@slick3996]

@@XXXXX8 don't bother commenting if you're not up with the memes, thanks

[@theMaster...]

​@@XXXXX8 'Taking' or 'Talking'?

[@sixonepm]

"No one tells me how to block the spam moves." Uh... that's your jahb, Phil. Do better.

[@StationaryBeggar]

There's literally a training room he refuses to utilize.

[@sgtpepper91]

"Do better" quit with this pathetic twitter talk

[@thechommytong420]

Complains about spam you can hear him spamming the joystick himself

[@Basedbrawler]

No one tells him how to play? I thought he was the best? Shouldn’t he know? Lol

[@L4WMAN]

DSP saying that he's trying to learn while complaining that his chat does not know the moves to tell him what to do - incredible 😂

[@youtubecrack]

Don't these people know how to play the game right? Snorts into the mic.

[@Grandobzen]

*lip smack* *long sip* Sound good? Alright?

[@MrNegativecreep07]

Imagine being Jaxx and giving Phil tens of thousands from your call centre job for this

[@CasualRacerRed]

OneMinuteMan: "Oh no my boy Phil needs help! CREDIT CARDS ASSEMBLE!"

[@Snakee423]

Thats what the power of the dent does

[@Padlock_Steve]

I mean hey money is money 🤑🤑🤑

[@21shanks]

​@@Padlock_Steveand that's why Phil is taking it. I don't even blame him for that, I blame the people who fuel his fucking degeneracy and greed with shit like this.

[@eviled33]

Clearly Phil would have been more successful if it were not for the 52,492 cases of online laaag and spammers

[@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749]

LAG = Lost Again by Gout. 😆👍

[@StationaryBeggar]

Love when he has these narcissist meltdowns where his ego is forced to face the reality that he's really not as good as he thinks he is.

[@spacepimpkevin1184]

Tbh I don't even think he's that bad for being such a whiner, he could be playing azucena or victor and the man chooses to play yoshi.

[@rustyAF]

@@spacepimpkevin1184 he’s mentally a selfish child. a person who refuses to learn shouldn’t play Yoshimitsu and there’s irony in the fact that he does and loses all the time

[@wideawakeanimal1]

Phil: "You suck. You're random. That took no skill" Also Phil *Random round start hop kick*

[@Commanderflynn]

"He's nervous as fuck" ...man...ibswear I've heard someone else say that before...some form of...lowtier "I want to learn" Then go into the training mode. Even a newblet like me knows its a super powerful training suite, probably one of the best ones for a fighter. I'm sure if he spent 5 minutes learning how to use it, he'd just improve. But this be DSP so there's that.

[@binho2224]

The game has a replay feature that allows you to control your character and try diferent things. It even gives you tips on what to do in so many diferrent situations. But he can play any game at a Professional level if he wants to.

[@trancandy1]

tbh watching his smash gameplay (the only fg i've seen him play that i've poured serious time into) he doesn't want to improve. he makes the most whackass excuses that make absolutely no sense, does not and will never acknowledge his own mistakes, and somehow has dunning kruger for a game he just picked up. he doesn't want to improve, he wants to win and be perceived as good. he doesn't want to be seen as a new tekken player, he wants to be seen as a guy who's good at fighting games and i guess delusionally believes that making these excuses will make others see him this way. he doesn't actually like fighting games, since the continual improvement is such a massive part of the appeal imo.

[@Grandobzen]

Phil's ultimate crutch : "online". As if he would EVER be caught dead in an offline session these days. The ego is too frail, the skill is too lacking, the friendships inexistant. He really is living in a hell of his own making

[@Ashkihyena]

“I’m totally getting better dood! WHHHHHAAAT?! I got demoted, for that someone is getting banned banned banned banned! Gone, forever!”

[@ChaserTech]

After seeing the whole thing unfold last night, I couldn't help but cackle like a madman. I knew it would eventually happen. Purple ranks really test your knowledge of characters and it only gets harder from there.

[@StinkyBuster]

There is no chance his wife can be attracted to him when he walks out of his room after these tantrums

[@dflameX]

He even said he has to go downstairs after a stream and apologize for his tantrums. "Sorry for being a child hunny..." Yep real fuckin attractive.

[@jackcristo1628]

I was unironically so happy when DSP started feeling himself in Tekken 8 weeks ago, because it was only a matter of time before this. I did not expect him to trick himself into believing he was good at a fighting game so soon after his reality check in SF6. Especially not for Tekken lol. But I am here for it.

[@mrthaimaster]

Love it you can hear him mashing like crazy

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Stomping

[@Grandobzen]

Hoof smash

[@PseudoNym13]

Mortal Kombat "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Street Fighter "they mash jab I can't get out of it" Tekken "they mash jab I can't get out of it" don't fighting games have reversals or no u moves for spammed attacks? if so he's so bad he won't even use that or spam a little himself to get priority to set up for more combos like his opponents do they will jab him a few times then true combo his entire health bar and he never does that.

[@TheMasterMuggle]

He could use powercrush to tank a hit and push through, he could crouch to evade and punish the missed attack, he could sidestep, he could flash, he could spin to the side with yoshi (consider it a sidestepping tool on crack), he could parry. There is a lot of shit that he could do, but he is so smoothbrained, that the term „thinking“ is completely foreign for him

[@StarFishPrimeXD]

The character Phil is playing has great tools to deal with spammers, including the fastest evade in the game and also THE fastest attack in the game, soul stealer, a 6 frame attack that is able to act as a reversal, it can interrupt strings and is very effective against mashers and people who finish their strings (ie, the problem that Phil complains about all the time)

[@DumbMutt]

Yeah, it's called ducking and punishing (think jab is still +1 or 2 on block), there's plenty of moves in Tekken that will low-profile even a jab and you just launch people if they keep trying to jab-check you.

[@bigsmoke9794]

"The jab is beating every move I have" Who would have thought - the fastest check in the game comes out before any of his random 20f moves he throws out in neutral.

[@jamesonsaleta41]

You'd think he'd duck or punch parry or flash or make any different decision, but no.

[@21shanks]

​@@jamesonsaleta41THEY NERFED FLASH, NO POINT IN USING IT ANYMORE, HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?

[@thenameisalreadyused5046]

I honestly was about to ask that. I‘m a turbo casual, certainly wouldn‘t make it to the rank he is at, but even I know that the 1 jab is a check/control tool and what frames/not my turn to press buttons means in tekken/fighting games. I‘m just awful at it.

[@DrakeHunter324]

Saltcoin is making moves this year, we have black and white DSPs really upping the supply. "My sword didn't come out", the Khet experience.

[@sherrix6881]

He never belonged there. As the ranks stabilise he wants to be greatful he got where he did. Instead of showing humility though, he simply embarrassed himself.

[@7gdnz]

You struck gold, dsp going so unhinged for not knowing how to play and expecting dents who aren’t interested to tell him how to beat players

[@binho2224]

DSP: "Im trying to learn, but they just mash moves I dont know!" Training mode and new replay feature: "are we a joke to you?"

[@roneherushin4638]

Which is hilarious considering how tekken 8's practice mode has all the tools anyone needs to get better but he's either too lazy or too stupid to use them.

[@avidism]

DSP: "I put so much time into this game." Also DSP: "I don't play this game I'm naht a Tekken player."

[@Critick3000]

He’ll say anything to look better, even if it contradicts

[@vergo1785]

I truly don't understand how a yoshi player doesn't utilize flash except in combos. A purple rank yoshi especially

[@confusedbadger6275]

Phil has said flash doesn't work and bans anyone who mentions it.

[@vergo1785]

@@confusedbadger6275 bro wtf 💀

[@vergo1785]

@@confusedbadger6275 probably presses it randomly in neutral like a fuckin dumbass

[@mr.anxious7841]

The Paul has called himself "Braindead spammer" (unless it's edited) and he is surprised when said guy is spamming.

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

I swear that guy was a troll, especially with how he sandbagged the first 2 rounds in the first match.

[@bobobandy9382]

@@pvblivscornelivsscipioAbsolutely a troll just there to mine some salt from piggyboy.

[@Buckethead523]

Can’t wait for him to “suddenly” have an urge to play Street Fighter 6 because he wants to try Ed now. Dude is a total clown

[@YancySt]

Nah he sent fighting games to banworld for now and did a whole rant on the "fgc" instead. (He just hates Ed though, he'll be back to clout chase Akuma)

[@ickyfist]

I love when people realize Phil is trash and they start trolling him and he actually thinks they're doing it because it's a good strategy. Bonus points for when he wins a round because of it and he starts talking shit. He's completely oblivious.

[@2facej0k3r]

the zoom-in on the cat while he's complaining had me in literal tears lmfao

[@aporacle1111]

What even more sad is that tekken 8 has a amazing replay system that cam teach you in those situations, he doesn't care about getting better. He simply believes that everyone has to play to his standards.

[@DrakeHunter324]

That doesn't involve getting money though. Plus Phil winning is actually worse than his ass being kicked.

[@Kristingen]

love how he will spin this as "i won multiple matches snort... my chat was clearly impressed by my skills snort..." this guy retcons history more than any marvel or dc writer could.

[@marshmellow6152]

Oh no that life achievement down the drain in an instant 😂😂😂

[@jacktanguay8061]

“SPAM” *rewinds* Varied moves that he can’t predict Every time

[@wideawakeanimal1]

17:00 He had his hand off the stick saying, I can't block before the attack even hit him LMAO

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

He's the Minority Report of gamers

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

He wants the opponent to just stand there like a training dummy so he can show off his “skill” with flashy moves to impress his dentheads, and when they don’t he throws the biggest manbaby fit ever. 🙄

[@GabeTheGrump]

3:36 oh god the pigroach snorts I somehow forgot about those, I just got a visceral feeling in my stomach like I was about to gag hearing that noise again.

[@2FRESH-4U]

Phil’s like the British in the revolutionary war “ but they’re not lining up and firing volleys, gorilla warfare is for scrubs”

[@KillaK78]

I guess that “I’ll criticise the game and the connections but not the players” came to a very solid end

[@LostOneOmega]

Week 2 of January, if I'm not mistaken

[@DrinkEliteFob49]

When did it ever start? Lol

[@KillaK78]

@@DrinkEliteFob49 I did notice in the detractor videos that he was commenting more on the game but not so much the player, but he somehow made bitch his favourite word and now everyone is a bitch. But he’s too scared to play anyone locally

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Basically, here’s a whiny baby…

[@soulhammer]

first guy being called braindead spam already makes the video special. piggy is boiling in his own sweat n salt

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

0 originality comment

[@Grandobzen]

​​@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhey look a SUPER DENT. How do your toes taste this morning big fella?

[@bobv9919]

42 year old baby throwing a tantrum because he lost in a video game. This is a result of being pampered your whole life.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

😪 _"I don't wanna play anymore"_ Insane flashbacks to when I was 4...

[@brodie6858]

He projects so hard, he mashes and therefore gets hit by everything

[@saturn580]

Phil's gloating about rank always comes back to bite him in the ass. I love it! I LOVE IT! 🤣

[@haze354]

DSP fighting an Alisa: "What even is this? This isnt even a Tekken character!" *Plays Yoshimitsu, a Soul Calibur character*

[@nickglover8738]

Yoshimitsu, an Eccentric Samurai/Ninja with a demon blade called yoshimitsu who’s ancestor is also called Yoshimitsu

[@Charliem1994]

To be fair, he was in Tekken before Soul Calibur

[@torchlight1785]

@@Charliem1994Yeah but he’s weirder than Alisa, so Phil’s logic makes no sense.

[@Charliem1994]

@@torchlight1785 Piggy doesn't use logic

[@konnen7354]

Gotta love seeing him shake his head in disbelief lol. He's really confident in his own bs.

[@inersphobia]

Professional video game player: "they ABUSE the fact that I don't know how to break holds because I don't play this game". Has actually nothing else to do for a living than play video games.

[@hardaconline238]

For sanity sake I looked up Yoshimitsu’s movelist. A grand total of 193 moves. This man only does 23 of the 193 in his movelist. 23. How he got this far in ranks with only using a fraction of his tool kit is beyond me. It’s no surprise when he goes up a character he’s played before and go “ What is that? I don’t know what that is!” It’s because he ether barely looked at the move list or learns the bare minimum and just goes what’s easy for him.

[@drattyg8099]

He doesn't use flash the way it's meant to be used, which is ridiculous, but to be fair, all the characters have a lot of moves that just aren't useful 90% of the time so nobody uses them.

[@hardaconline238]

True but there are some other low attacks and strings he can throw out to bait his opponent. And he really needs to quit holding back to block. That works too but it also registers him moving thus not blocking. Pressing nothing to block and pressing down to low block he should know that by now.

[@brokenmailman]

Seeing a former "professional" yell at their chat for not helping just hits different. LOL

[@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749]

22:55 The insane thing in all this rant, is that it doesn't occur to Phil even ONCE that it is not the games fault..the opponents fault or any "Lag". It is HIM. He is not good enough to beat them....

[@monkai666]

14:35 Pretty sure Victors overhead sword slash can be blocked with back or pushing nothing. Someone was mashing buttons but it wasn't them.

[@JRWeezy84]

Those hooves were spamming like crazy lol

[@Doge-bz3vj]

Wasn't the opponent spam the same move is the best opportunity to learn???? WTF happen to his brain???

[@arekk.210]

Gin

[@TheJericho1123]

the detractors, some dents and even the game tells him that he sucks.

[@Apollo3p]

"every idiot is a spamming idiot" deep.

[@lydellb]

Phil's yoshi is so fucking basic 😂😂😂

[@binary1123]

13:10 I guarantee you that Phil has no idea that he's actually killing himself doing that spinning move 💀💀

[@seamonkey8435]

Phil said “when do I get a turn”. Lmao

[@juniormushu]

This dude is seriously a purple and doesn't know x puts away the sword?!!

[@MsGhoulz]

His parents should have been permanent legal guardians, and locked him in a room....

[@rcking90]

that laugh everytime he gets perfected is great

[@realbeefcastle]

18:33 DSP inventing the new fighting game term: button scrubs

[@martintoivainen2519]

Well one thing he says is true, he will never learn.

[@zeldafreak1975]

It does my heart good to see it 😆 The hoove-mashing squeal 😂😂😂 Hold my hand dents!!! Or you're banned, banned, banned. Gone forever!!!

[@unsaltedskies]

Phil with the new cope "I'm just losing to button scrubs" 18:30

[@f1av0rflave]

Actually good players don't need to press buttons, trole

[@kyodarkness9243]

​@@f1av0rflave Indeed, pro players have a direct neural link with the game.

[@rockmanraiden6627]

Every time he asks for help it's a sneak beg, because he only reads superchats and tips typically

[@kiwikratos]

I like how he says everyone else is mashing buttons when you can LITERALLY hear him mashing buttons!

[@Hoscue]

25:35 on fight, DSP: 'now her jab beats my launcher' 25:57 on fight, DSP: 'look at this, on fight just do a random launcher'

[@OnlyGhostType]

bro the zoom in on the cats eye while phils going off at 28:15 caught me off guard fr! lmao

[@MortifiedPenguinX]

this was legit my asmr last night😂 chill positive vibes, playing games and having fun

[@TheCrystalBlood]

8:43 that clip caught me off guard. I burst out laughing at that one, nice job xD

[@Tangozzz]

This stream had more salt than the Dead Sea. I haven’t seen him this mad in a long time 😂

[@alanrcastro8580]

37:35 I cant believe this absolute moran still don't have scenes or shortcuts ready in his OBS for this kind of stuff. 15 years of youtube btw.

[@davide4607]

Calls everyone spammers and mashers but the entire reason he gets hit with everything is because he tries to spam and mash in the middle of strings...

[@rmnhn]

When I saw the VOD of the stream, I knew you were going to have a field day with it.

[@MikeTheD]

Hes been bragging and trying so hard to fluff himself up about his Tekken prowess too. Delish

[@loftyn7369]

if this guy is a mighty ruler then i am a god of destruction