DSP Loses To Nemona Again In Pokémon Scarlet “It’s An Unbeatable Strategy”

[@elgeneralisimo5180]

There he goes with that fucking speedy Gonzales accent

[@ditchwizard]

ARRIBA ARRIBA ANDALE

[@lawlessx9]

I love how he's staring at chat looking for someone to help him.

[@juliop1387]

Lol Nemona beat Dsp from post to post through TEN revives and forced him to stop doing the speedy Gonzales accent 😭 that's perfect

[@elgeneralisimo5180]

It’s like the game knew

[@RogueSergeant]

Lol 😆 I was like why is he talking like a tard for

[@MsGhoulz]

I love that he threw a tantrum and refused to read out dialog of an NPC. He's spiteful towards someone who ISN'T REAL!!!

[@drip_souls_3224]

Just goes to show how much of a social loser he is

[@masterbubs8271]

An NPC that cooked his bacon no less lol.

[@Jason0binladen]

What kind of serial killer doesn't stick with his starter pokemon the whole game? In every pokemon playthrough I've ever did, my starter was always over leveled

[@Jason0binladen]

It has more potential trainer battles therefore more potential experience gained in a shorter amount of time, it's a snow ball effect that he hasn't started yet meaning late game is going to be a grind

[@Sharkmane25]

@@Jason0binladen exactly!!!!!!!! The fact that the new game is even easier that if you pick a water type your nemesis picks fire type it’s not even a question as to what Pokémon will be with me the entire playthrough

[@Black_Revue]

Phil Beggum, The 4th Place Pokémon Champion

[@snortkarl2070]

Snort

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

Lmfaoooo

[@eldardedic6466]

7:02 you're telling me that he doesn't know the difference between accuracy and high critical hit chance of a move? Boi I can't wait for this TIHYDP

[@limawhiskey7451]

yeah the outsyder is gonna have a field day with this lol

[@Emperor.H]

@@limawhiskey7451 Oh yeah, there is Pokemon TIHYDP of Pokemon Moon and it is absolutely hilarious, Phil is really terrible at games aimed towards children

[@lawlessx9]

I wish I could say that surprises me

[@mtsoccerman]

@@Emperor.H tbh, your comment would've been just as accurate if you didn't include the last three words

[@VertigoThe1]

This game and God of War: Ragnarok TIHYDP are going to be fun to watch.

[@linksgrandma25]

As soon as he let Skeledirge raise its special attack multiple times I knew he was screwed

[@naterivers6107]

The Miltank effect if you will.

[@Daikkenaurora]

Also forgets that its mono fire in its Tera form, so the dark form isn't super effective.

[@davidleung5297]

Nothing he could do.

[@jtmarin04]

"You see, Pokemon have a preset PP usage for each move. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own Pokemon at Nemona until she reached her move limit and gave up" -Trainer DSP

[@zekeiwa5837]

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"

[@doomoftheend]

Zepp Brannigan approves DSP

[@nihilegojelly7747]

Kid named Struggle:

[@PhantomAarantula]

DSP: He always goes first so you can't hit him. Also DSP: Is going first.

[@Slurms19]

His silent rage always amuses me.

[@HugeAckMan420]

"Has a high chance of landing a critical hit..." > Accuracy 80 *Shocked Pikachu face when it misses*

[@boryontotheleader2328]

You know, its actually hard to LOSE to her. I purposely lost to her because I wanted to see what she says. It took a long time. But Phil? He's actively trying to win and LOST. Dude wtf!

[@MasterCrash123]

Phil is the type of guy who'd lose to Deadeye Duncan in KOTOR.

[@scorpion6328]

Phil is the type of guy that would somehow get hit by a parked car. Never underestimate his stupidity.

[@thequietestengine]

Nemona has saved up all her rage for giving her a stupid stereotypical accent, and now she is unleashing it on the Phailure

[@mrromanow3123]

Loosing in Pokémon games now.. that's a new low for Phil 🤣

[@Black_Revue]

It looks like his Scam Turned on him

[@jazzy4846]

Its the Dark Souls of Pokemon games doood

[@monkeytested]

He rage quited a kirby game.

[@Denzillify]

He’s been doing that accent this entire time? My lord

[@Overlord3455]

I love the fact that stream chat was right at the end telling him to use throat chop cause Lowxix would have out sped Skeledirge and killed, But no DSP must be the smartest one in the room so if he says his whole team gets out sped by one of the slowest pokemon in the game, then his whole team gets out sped end of discussion. For anyone wondering Skeledirge's base speed is 66 and looking at his team at least 4/6 should out speed Skeledirge.

[@Kropothead]

Never seen anyone fail this hard to press one goddamn button. It’s almost hypnotic.

[@AgentofChaos81]

This isn't suppose to be Pokémon Dark Souls!

[@Kropothead]

It’s Kirby all over again.

[@Black_Revue]

Damn, Darksfadil is Trash!

[@ohlawd6763]

Oh god is that really the voice he uses for her? LMAO

[@Kropothead]

Right? Like something from a 20 year old Taco Bell commercial.

[@bostonmeadhorn4897]

@@Kropothead sounds like Cartman Jennifer Lopez impression

[@crazycid10]

What were you expecting? dsp to voice a brown girl with a normal feminine accent and not be vaguely racist?

[@MikeTheD]

I'm not sure if it's supposed to be Hispanic or Asian

[@lydellb]

@@MikeTheD I thought he was doing a shitty, Mario styled Italian accent 😂😂😂

[@starkiller1289]

6 gyms in is pretty steep to not know how terrastilization works.

[@impulse_xs]

OF COURSE he just had to immediately give Nemona the Speedy Gonzalez accent...

[@SkeletonFlower]

I like that the "unbeatable strategy" is having a slow Pokémon use a single move over and over. And that he still haven't figured out that Terastalization changes you into just a singular type, which is why Beat Up did so little. Totally unfair that the game doesn't reward you for not paying attention to mechanics or having poor team construction.

[@Ghost-uw2cy]

He probably thought that because he’s 4 levels above her mons he’d easily sweep the pigroach way, with pure brute force ignoring all mechanics

[@vulgardisplayofpink5668]

He called it cheating 😂

[@InfinityHS]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Daikkenaurora]

Then he Terastalizes Lokix and does realize its Tera is bug. So sucker punch doesn't get a buff.

[@cizzymac]

40-year-old man says a Pokemon game is unfair. Phil is a mature adult btw.

[@DustyCruz]

It's incredible. And to make it even more hilarious, the games have gotten significantly easier with every release after black and white..

[@BumblelinoV1.0]

@@DustyCruz I don't want to be that guy but I am. Pokemon games haven't really been difficult on the handhelds, at all. The only genuine tough fight outta the series was Cynthia, that's it.

[@VGManiac456]

You know what would've solved his problems with the "unbeatable" Skeledirge? Without even changing anything within his team or movesets, he could've: used Lokix's Throat Chop to prevent Skeledirge's sound-based attacks (Snarl and Torch Song) from being used, used Pupitar's Earthquake instead of risking the less accurate Stone Edge, and/or Terastalized Gardevoir into a pure Psychic type and used Psychic. If all of that wasn't enough to defeat it somehow, then he could've just Sucker Punch'd it to death since the AIs don't even heal their Pokemon at all in Scarlet/Violet unlike the Gen 1-8 titles. This is purely using what he was using, which means a Water-type isn't required to beat Skeledirge. Of course, this is also DSP we're talking about. If it was a possible scenario, he'd lose to a Magikarp somehow. And I'm sure if he chose Fuecoco as his starter instead, he'd complain how Meowscarada's Flower Trick is broken due to how it never misses AND it lands a critical hit every single time.

[@kirby65422]

This extreme pegging session was gold. This is what he gets for building teams based on viewers' money and not common sense.

[@AncientMarshmallows]

It's really more on him than the team. He could have easily won if he wasn't stupid.

[@kirby65422]

@@AncientMarshmallows Oh, that I’m well aware. Watched up to the part where he said it was stupid that GameFreak “ASSUMED” that you’d keep your starter the whole game, like why WOULDN’T you unless you’re going for a nuzlocke or monotype run?

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

@@kirby65422 I usually don't use my starter, but that's usually cuz there's better options later on anyway.

[@kirby65422]

@@indumatipngtuber2790 Oh yeah, that I’m aware of. Unova and Gen 1 Kanto were particularly bad cases of this.

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

It's not even that, just basic knowledge of game mechanics and you can easily get by with a shit team

[@bostonmeadhorn4897]

Philbert sounds like he's got his clan hood out again 🤣

[@snortkarl2070]

The accent lol snort

[@GrayscaleCanvas]

"Just have a water type in your party just in case Nemona shows up." If only Phil had a water type, like perhaps one given to him at the beginning of the game, to help solve this problem.

[@SilvaShadow1990]

If he chose the water starter, then she'd have the grass (EDIT: I MEANT HE PICKS WATER AND SHE'LL HAVE THE WEAKER TYPE) But as many water Pokemon the game literally throws at your face and him now having the simplest core is wild years and years ago, I've watched the hack job play final fantasy 4, the after years. Though there's rage involved, him using certain moves made sense, like bio on human like enemies. Today? Old Man loses to clown alligator making music with his team LMAO

[@GrayscaleCanvas]

@@SilvaShadow1990 Not in this game. She always chooses the type weaker to yours. The other one goes to Director Clavell.

[@SilvaShadow1990]

@@GrayscaleCanvas im aware. I got the game and beat it already XD

[@SilvaShadow1990]

@@GrayscaleCanvas also didn't realize i said grass and not fire LMAO

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

"Let the enemy pokemon buff up so much!" DSP : 13:01 What a nuub!

[@rikflare7970]

Phil’s a pro gamer who can pick up any game an win ,😂😂😂

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

Unbeatable strategy = I have no fire coverage

[@BurnRaptor]

Phil is gonna be the first person in the world to lose to Geeta isn't he?

[@katelandis6123]

Just wait til he takes on Arven!

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Oh if he manages to lose to Geeta, that would be absolutely hilarious.

[@hobojohn9075]

Denthead POV: you are watching your hard earned $25 being put into good use

[@GoodNyew]

He’s so pissed he even stopped being racist

[@anthos332]

It's actually sad that DSP does not have the mental capacity to understand the mechanics of a Pokemon game....

[@alekchen5]

bruh the saddest part is that he got solo swept by Skeledirge when she only has 4 pokemon GameFreak needs to make this game easier for DSP the hand holding aight enough he needs a auto win button.

[@b.j4348]

They literally cannot make pokemon any easier then it is now jesus. I brought a 3DS a few years back to play Sun/Moon with a buddy - we had to turn off XP share, disable the "super effective / effective" warnings, use 4 pokemon and play with permadeath just to make it even remotely challenging. What a knob.

[@zekeiwa5837]

They already do. You win by just spamming attacks, which is why I'm impressed that Phil is losing the same battle my 5 y/o nephew breezed through first try

[@b.j4348]

@@zekeiwa5837 hehe. without a doubt believe ya bud, my 15 year old brother has been smashing pokemon for 8-10 years easily by now. He never had issues with the game.. Only time I ever recall having issue was when I was about 6 years old trying to get to Celadon city in PokeBlue (is that the middle one?) was really hard to find that water when you can barely read.

[@arthroku-juroku8481]

phil literally could have just clicked earthquake instead of stone edge and he would have won this fight easily. him thinking the fight is unbeatable is a testament to his defeatist mindset. instead of considering the possibility he is using the the wrong strategy, he immediately jumps to the conclusion the game is rigged and he has no chance of winning. level 1 forever

[@1993Gold]

Good old stone miss

[@cerebralisk]

lol nemona has a fixed set it's not her fault your whole team is weak to one thing, also lol this is revenge for the speedy gonzales voice e: and i just got him suggesting skeledirge is broken because it's too fast, skeledirge the slowest of the three starters, a pokemon he could easily hard counter if only he actually used his own starter

[@Winterstrife89]

The best part is your rivals in the newer games always pick the starter type that is weak against yours. Pokemon haven't been difficult for years but this dumb ass sits here and pretends its like Dark Souls.

[@cerebralisk]

@@Winterstrife89 lol he's still stuck in sword and shield where it was almost impossible to lose he can't handle s/v asking him to spend even the slightest effort building a balanced team. ironically his stupid gimmick has sort of made the game hard just by sticking him with a pretty mediocre team.

[@garbagemalloy6153]

You know when Phil starts nodding and doing his stupid goat laugh with a frown on his face he is reconsidering his life choices

[@LlamaLung]

Nemona officially a detractor!

[@jstratton1981]

He ought to have had Derich creep on her so she abandoned the fight.

[@Tommy9834]

Holy shit, he's actually raging at a Pokemon game.

[@floridafool]

I don't know what's worse his voice acting or his crying.

[@garbagemalloy6153]

The last pokemon I played was Emerald....but I've seen soo many holo vtubers play this that even I can figure out how to win this fight... Keep in mind Phil always "knows" what to do in pokemon

[@I_Art_Laughing]

Phil's Pokémon literally goes first, next words out of his mouth? "It literally always goes first, there's nothing I could do....."

[@pinksausage97]

I like how Phil had a houndstone on his team and the Pokémon gets last respects which raises the attack stat of the move for each dead Pokémon on the team, and this man Phil still lost because he doesn’t read moves 😂

[@innocentorphan1213]

"If I want a hug I'll get one from my wife." Ye Dave, go tell her you struggled the meanie computer in Pokemon, you need a hug badly. If that ain't get her drenched wet nothing will.

[@midnightanimal4598]

It's nice to see her get revenge on Phil for using that racist accent.

[@taags]

Is it even racist when its just shit?😂

[@Kevan_VG]

Seven fucking revives lmao

[@CasualRacerRed]

DSP: "Guys I'm not racist" ALSO DSP:

[@InfinityHS]

He makes my toes curl when he reads her voice yo…

[@orichumo]

yeah let me revive the bug 3 times to fight the fire crocodile that will work out

[@mitchellalexander9162]

Honestly he really deserved this ass whooping. And it was coming too considering his suddenly lost ability to *JUST. FUCKING. GRIND.* that he forgot to do in Elden Ring with him bashing his head against the Tree Sentinel.

[@itypethetruthnobshere8975]

Phil would be a horrible voice actor. Do you really think that character would act/talk in that way?

[@Hakokoro]

Of course he thinks in his mind all Hispanics character do.

[@pilkman01]

Phil also apparently doesn't know that Paldea is based on SPAIN, not Mexico or that Spanish people don't have the same accent as Hispanic people.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

It reminds me of when 4kids had voice acting that would do things like randomly make anime characters Spanish, or sound like Froghorn Leghorn, or sound like they're from Brooklyn.

[@asecretone]

Damn that voice work is impressive. Is that Phil Burnell or Rich goddamn Little?!

[@therabidscorpion]

I got sea sick from all the rocking in this video.

[@g1829]

I kinda wish this was a fight you had to win in order to progress, because at least then Ludwig’s Holy Buttscratcher over here would be forced to adapt a new strategy.

[@BattleBro77]

Poor DSP having to fight all these puzzle bosses in this children’s game

[@zekeiwa5837]

To think these games have been made easier over the years since it's aimed at little kids so all they have to do is spam attacks to win. Never underestimate Phil "Kirby is Dark Souls" Burnell into thinking a kid's game cheats even though he allowed the opponent to set up a sweep

[@naterivers6107]

This is pure pain to watch. Knows the pokemon he's fight is really fast, swaps in when he could have waited till his current pokemon was knocked out and get a free switch in for Pupitar. Then chooses the move with lower accuracy. Proceeds to be shocked it didn't go well.

[@FoB952]

The thing is, Skeledirge isn't fast. It's base speed is 66. That's slow. 4 out of 6 of his team should out speed it but the way he plays makes it so he's always switching out team members so no one has any EV training. They're all basically just caught.

[@naterivers6107]

@@FoB952 Pretty sure Phil thinks EV training is when you use a stone to get Vaporeon and then he'd call you stupid cause using a stone isn't training.

[@Abysalss]

Him complaining about how is he supposed to know she would have that Pokémon and having to plan around it when she’s literally had her fuecoco since the first fight my dude she’s gonna have it every time it won’t change

[@BrockShake]

Phil lets that Pokémon jack its special attack through the roof and he thinks speed is the reason he is losing…

[@Onikage1985]

Wow, this truly shows how bad Dave is at video games.

[@spiderhollow5658]

"The game cheats" - gotta be one of my favourite Phail excuses

[@sandychampion]

Silvano skull fatigue while losing at video games made for children ages 0 - 8

[@dunce808]

Add this to the Do Not play series Pokémon edition lmfao

[@nunyabizniss3451]

This is How You Don't Play!

[@torchlight1785]

Man, Phil really has to write out a 5 page essay on why he lost....he can't just accept it and learn from it. We don't need you to talk about "game design" when you think "Stray" was the most "innovative" game this year. Really gives away how clueless you are about it and problem solving.

[@fionicle6013]

Agreed. I don't think I have ever seen him not make up excuses. On any game. It is truly marvelous to witness

[@twisted6671]

He puts the LOL in lolcow!

[@rncstaton9]

Stray was a great game, but leave it to DSP to think it was game of the year, probably because it was the only game he could play due to lack of combat or really critical thinking in general

[@LOTTAPSP]

He's been playing Pokemon and doesn't know that fairy attacks are strong against dragon. He would have been able to beat 2 Pokemon with the first one. But, he's a real gamer yea right Mr tips.

[@BurnRaptor]

This is Nemona's revenge for that garbage accent.

[@kuro9900]

It was all Nemona's strategy to make him stop doing his speedy gonzales racist impressions.

[@WarpChaos]

D-Does he not know he can raise his Pokemon's speed?

[@vulgardisplayofpink5668]

I almost fell asleep watching this.

[@PostNostalgos]

"He always attacks first" - I'm dumbfounded.

[@Daikkenaurora]

He still didn't know who Skeledirge was. Even after that beating. This is what happens when you don't learn from your mistakes.

[@Hazemawile]

So his chat didn’t help him this time? That is a shock,

[@Lordeightbane]

They tired with throat chop suggestions

[@pilkman01]

How can Phil have played so many of these 50+ hour Pokemon games without retaining anything about the basic mechanics or type matchups? His brain is like a sieve.

[@AugustStephenson397]

@6:50 *ignores SUPER EFFECTIVE Earthquake with 100% accuracy and 100 damage* DSP: "F that nonsense. I'm going to use the Rock-type move that has an 80% chance to hit with a chance to critically hit" Literally everyone who's played a pokemon game since Red, Blue and Yellow: "THERE ALSO A HEIGHTEN CHANCE THE MOVE WILL MISS!!! USE EARTHQUAKE!!!!"

[@tjstarzz9231]

I feel horrible for him.. I swept this fight using my Vaporeon. Acid Armor three times plus Leftovers and Aqua Ring to just take negative damage, and that's one way to win. Dude had hella type advantages and COULD have Terastalized and just won it, but he chose to go clown mode with his es-pan-yol "voice acting" instead. Idiot

[@bdsp7268]

Oh my god this was hilarious. It’s a Rock Paper Scissors game man it’s not impossible!

[@RayManiac90]

Imagine this guy against Cynthia

[@Lordeightbane]

She gave him the beating he Deserved and needed.

[@Winterstrife89]

Yeah... I can't watch Phil play games I'm a big fan of, this is rage inducing.

[@luckys901]

Why tf is he speaking like speedy gonzalez the game is suppose to be in Spain ffs 😂

[@drip_souls_3224]

He thinks this is how all Hispanic people talk and justifies it by saying this is how his HS Spanish teacher talked and applied it to the character.

[@killaken2000]

Is Pokemon Scarlet the Dark Souls of Pokemon? Why does Phil sound like Speedy Gonzales? Has he been doing it this whole time.

[@teje009]

He even fails at children games, what a scrub.

[@edwarren7022]

Phil is using the teacup lol wonders why he is losing

[@TomboyGamerGal]

Uh... Where is your Water-Type Starter DSP?! Boy, he's so terrible.

[@dreamlink6425]

THE REVIVES ARE REAL XD

[@hxrxbi_exe7597]

Skeledirge isn't a fast pokemon at all so that shows you how fucked Phil's party is

[@theironpill9296]

Damn, Phil looking run-down lately. Looking like he just crawled out of his cardboard-box on the curb. I'm ree-watching his Spyro playthrough from 4 years ago and he looked a lot healthier back then, stuttered less, more colorful skin tone, was better at coping when he failed in the game, and so on. Must have hit the gin bottle real hard after he got kicked off Twitch.

[@FoB952]

Pokemon perfectly shows Phils inability to learn or adapt

[@5EyesIsntWatching]

I love his cheesy Asian voice acting cuz hey guuuuuys I've changed for the better I'm not racist and condescending wet burp

[@goldmoutdog19]

11:58 his trainer literally face palms after he wastes another turn/pokemon using revive yet again

[@MTO2089]

He had a rock pokemon in 'Godzilla" and would have won if he just Earthquaked it but he wanted to get greedy with the less accurate move.

[@Montbtw]

His “voice acting” is beyond awful

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Wait, you can lose? To Nemona?!? I think I know why. It's called "Being underleveled" and "Being a dense cabbage."

[@phillower8806]

That Mexican voice is really offensive lol😂

[@drip_souls_3224]

dood that’s how my HS Spanish teacher talked dood

[@arcdoesthings]

So...I haven't played a pokemon game since Sapphire, but my starter pokemon is usually in the party the whole time. Isn't that how most people play? Like, it's your first pokemon, so you have plenty of time to level it up... The older games have your rival pick the pokemon with a type advantage against your starter, though, so unless they've changed that (did they change that?), having his starter wouldn't really help him here. That Stone Edge fail was hilarious, BTW 😂

[@SilvaShadow1990]

Nemona's choosing the starter your weak to, and despite already being a champion level trainer, chose it and decided to start over to be on equal ground with your trainer. Testing you every now and then, and then there's phil. No more need be said LMAO

[@arcdoesthings]

@@SilvaShadow1990 I see. Sounds pretty standard (and kind of cool, too). I'm assuming Phil started with a grass type or something like that? Even in *that* case, I'm sure he could've picked up some water types by now if he knows she's got a strong fire type. Then again, this is Phil we're talking about 🤣

[@SilvaShadow1990]

@@arcdoesthings is she had the fire croc, that means he picked the water duck, which is way faster then hers, and becomes water and fighting.

[@arcdoesthings]

@@SilvaShadow1990 Oh, I get it! She picks the type you're strong against...that's an interesting twist to the formula. That's even *more* of a reason why he shouldn't be struggling here. His starter has type advantage! I can't even wrap my head around that one.

[@pklifeupa7064]

Imagine getting outsped by a Skeledirge...

[@hxrxbi_exe7597]

Especially since his starters final evolution is 19 points faster 🙄

[@Supervandal]

The rocking back and forth really compliments the racist accent. 10/10

[@Hazemawile]

Sadly the only nemona fight you actually have to win is the final battle,

[@twikki9071]

She even gave him some max potions for losing…

[@superbones5000]

Has to hold the L forever

[@SilvaShadow1990]

Burn heal can't even save him lmao