DSP PATHETIC Begging! Will Do A Dab For $50 In Superchats 🙏🙏🙏

[@fatesfrozenflame]

I still can't get over his idea of a reward for his audience is he eats food. Imagine you have a kid come home with an A on the report card and your reward to them is you buy yourself a pizza and they get to watch you eat it. Same damn thing.

[@zenkaisean8710]

Noooo it's like the kid getting straight A's then buying the pizza for you, and you eat it in front of them

[@NASkeywest]

That’s chronic narcissism for you.

[@Itsallaboutthemoneys]

Ha ha

[@MStonieBS]

It gets even more insane when he starts bitching about the price of ordering the reward food so the dents need to give him more "support"😅

[@YuckyGarbage]

he cant do a give away though because only one person wins is what phil said

[@GamerGuyOG]

"Bring back outfits and dressing up options" "Im not a clown. Im not a childrens entertainer"

[@birthd-y]

And somehow his “fans” aren’t all dents. Who would honestly care at all what an overweight old man wears ??

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

🐷: "How can I complain about support?" *complains about support in the next sentence*

[@philipblaise5166]

This is what people are supposedly jealous of

[@birthd-y]

Woman are jealous of his cup size

[@bargaintuesday812]

Holy shit, he's going to eat a sub sandwich! How do I transfer him the deed to my house???

[@RuthiePink]

😂😂😂

[@tomtom7734]

Who keeps….paying this guy?! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BarryWhite716]

Velcro wallet owners

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

Hey I lost my Velcro wallet I had since a kid I’m real upset about it still

[@OnlyGhostType]

Spiderman or paw patrol Velcro wallets?

[@Slurms19]

Extremely lonely men.

[@moejuggler6033]

1000000% who tf are these people

[@lawlessx9]

This man's entite channel is about money. Video games have been reduced to background noise

[@SupermassiveProblematique]

Someone else on another detractor video said “He’s managed to turn his whole stream into a gacha game.” And I haven’t stopped thinking about it since. Every stream is about hitting the goal, which if you get multiple means you get a digital award and have to pay more money, then if you get multi of those awards…. You get to pay more money but with a different digital award.

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

Been that way for well over a decade at this point.

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

He was never a gamer brother, it's always just been a vehicle for him to beg and exploit KZbin for money.. it's never been about putting up good content, never been about gaming or it's community, and damn sure has never been about socializing.. he's terrified of the real world; that's it

[@armandoguerra7658]

Always has been

[@AntLeonardi01]

lol all he does is talk about how people should donate. It’s insane.

[@MedighJuh]

He's making $20-$30 a day without OIC and irondent. But still believes he has hundreds of supporters 😂

[@risefm001]

“Thousands of supporters” was his comment one night when he was feeling especially arrogant after getting majorly whaled out. …thousands……..

[@Tangozzz]

@@risefm001 Thoulsands

[@ShitOwl]

they're the same

[@octacom]

I was so excited for a second when I thought he would smoke a dab.

[@myquest666420]

Duuuude lol that’s what I thought first and I actually thought this was a decent reward.

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

I wanted to see him chug a bottle of the Last Dab hot sauce.

[@twinkie415]

he's the same person that would go straight to the police if he saw someone smoke a dab, let alone a damn cigarette.

[@number1enemyoftheuseless985]

Lol I got fooled too.....

[@angry_zergling]

@@twinkie415 Yeah Phil strikes me as a narc. If he sees kids hanging out on the street corner he'll assume they're selling. He'll call the police and then post up at his window with his blackgout curtains drawn recording with his cell phone for 'evidence.'

[@2FRESH-4U]

The fact KZbin allows this is insane

[@GamerGuyOG]

More clicks and engagement for the platform. It's the same reason they won't touch SSSniperwolfs channel and her "react" content

[@dertythegrower]

not enough people report him and he stops the streams when he begs and does the toxic name calling... then he privates those clips

[@dertythegrower]

​@@GamerGuyOGno.. not at all.. Sssniperwolf sleeps with employees here

[@dertythegrower]

​@@GamerGuyOGsssniperwolf definitely got caught exploiting the system here

[@angry_zergling]

@@dertythegrower I think it's because too many people report him for nonsensical stuff. It's a boy who cried wolf situation. He does do stuff that warrants being reported but if 99% of reports are just reporting him for his moob stream or whatever they're going to start ignoring it.

[@nixondoesit]

He's dressed like a middle-aged man going for a job interview at Wallmart

[@hibbity_hooblah]

Instead of begging for money on stream, he should. Don't insult motivated middle aged men looking for work opportunities

[@Grandobzen]

Fair, but phil is neither middle aged or a man. He's on his deathbed and is clearly part pig, part roach​@@hibbity_hooblah

[@NoWittyNameDevised]

That, my friend, is what we call foreshadowing.

[@NASkeywest]

Never forget that Phil threw a fundraiser for himself to pay his surprise state taxes. Met the goal. Then immediately threw another fundraiser to pay for the added taxes he had to pay because his first fundraiser was so successful.

[@Moped_Mike]

The “unexpected tax bill”… the one that happens every year….

[@birthd-y]

And for some reason people that aren’t dents apparently cared so much about this guys taxes 😂😂

[@thefury4424]

So 68 goals hit is over $10000 to watch him eat takeaway…wow, just wow

[@jezuzxxx]

$10k and none of it has been saved.

[@yofyo]

and it's just 3-5 people helping him for most of it.. let that sink in

[@Exmachinagamma]

$50 for a fuckin dab!? Give me a break!!!😡

[@dertythegrower]

he does not even know what a dab really is (any stoner knows and does dabs)

[@Nintendo64pro]

​@@dertythegrower that's what I thought he was doing til I read this 😂 thinking where he would get a rig from... does he own one? Khet? Lmao

[@GreggEddwards]

@@Nintendo64prolmao phil doing drugs for money was not on my bingo card

[@Grandobzen]

Honestly, if phil did rip a huge dab he'd probably be super chill and laid back. Or, paranoid geeking

[@angry_zergling]

@@GreggEddwards Maybe "PhilSmokesCrack" was prophetic!

[@zenkaisean8710]

This is the podcast? he's just talking about giving him money the whole time and staring at the screen

[@UnFun--_--]

Yes, that's all it ever is.

[@SarahsKnight0]

​@@UnFun--_--Well, that, and griping about how detractors are ruining his life ... which I'm honestly surprised hasn't happened yet.

[@PlaysBad.38]

Different fonts and texts hasn't been new and exciting since 1982 DSP

[@laughingseal2282]

Dabbing isn't a thing since 2015 or so. Phil really is an hermit completely out of touch.

[@junglered2009]

So this is what success looks like?

[@morelia619]

This is what a happy successful business man with a loving family, looks like.

[@birthd-y]

he could make 1 mill (he has) but he still has tits

[@asare240]

Why the hell is he so desperate for money? Does he owe the mafia or something?

[@RuthiePink]

He is in massive debt.

[@numberTwoDood]

he has to pull hogans and order doordash dood

[@KnightOwl_X7]

@@asare240 he's a gambling addict. it's likely he takes all the money that's given to him for free and he throws it all away within a day

[@NeffJeff95]

$50 for a dab is a steal. Stealing your money that is.

[@laughingseal2282]

Dabbing in 2025. Phil is the most outdated streamer in the entire youtube. He might as well start playing fortnite in 2035 and wearing Nirvana shirts, bandanas and flannel jackets. I remember he was still making Justin Bieber jokes (a very 2009 thing) in 2018. So it's not surprising this hermit is out of the loop on trending things.

[@dertythegrower]

a dab is the face and motion made when smoking hash aka a dab. Most people have no clue what a dab really is and the dab dance refers to weed.

[@16MilesPrower]

IronDentSakai needs serious help. The dude keeps donating $100, if not more, a day to Phil.

[@The_Wrecks65]

Lol fuck em, let him waste money for some attention. They're called dents for a reason.

[@dertythegrower]

and 30 of that goes to youtube fee.. and another 30 to phils tax fees... so he paid 40 to dsp 😂

[@WhenPigsAttack1]

​@normanbeige6402 Right?! Sakai came back with a vengeance. The most embarrassing part is he straight up called out Phil correctly, saying he always asks for more, it's never enough.... yet he still continues to throw money at him 🤣

[@aryanprivilege9651]

What an F slur, it’s bad juju giving old titty Jack off any cash. Causes cancer. This is so boring, lame! Unwatchable, nope!

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

​@normanbeige6402 well, it's not like he works for the money

[@BeardRubEnjoyer]

Hold, did he say BRAND NEW CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM JERSEY MIKE'S?! That I don't even get to eat?! Take my 50 bucks, I can't resist...

[@birthd-y]

These dents need to go buy a mirror so they can just eat infront of it themselves, saves them money and they get to eat themselves! Great deal

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

Everything counts towards the goals now! Except when I decide that it doesn't.

[@NameAvailable]

And it’s not like a fast food cheeseburger costs $500. The goals a completely symbolic, so why does it matter if the money is split for a stream or not?

[@angry_zergling]

That was scummy. You don't retroactively declare something doesn't count after they've contributed. If he wanted to no longer count contributions he had counted before he needs to announce that before the money is made. Otherwise there's a word for things like that: scam. What he should have done is after that stream said "Okay guise we're gonna count it this time but going forward me and Triple P (I call him Triple P) have decided it's its own thing and will no longer be counted" or something like that.

[@BeerMe831]

"How can I possibly complain?" Oh Phil you'll find a way.

[@AntLeonardi01]

If he made the rewards like…. “I have to eat a bull testicle” … people would actually donate.

[@zenkaisean8710]

Only boring DSp would think changing a font is an interesting improvement

[@NuclearDetractor]

"i don't think the KZbin goals will work very well, just being honest". Because his audience didn't give him $50 in an hour for nothing in return. Whoa, you mean you can't just ask and then ye shall receive? It's as if people want something in return; they don't just want to be Phil's allowance. This fucking guy is wild! Doing the wrestling show with PPP has already warped Phil's mentality to the point that he doesn't even realize how far the mask has slipped. He used to at least know he was being sleazy and try to hide it. Not anymore!

[@OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa]

He also said he doesn't think he likes them, and they're weird the second he read that he should provide some sort of reward 😂

[@chrislong2807]

Wow... changed the text.. rushing games.. might change colors... 2 goals away what watching this nobody eat fast food.. i wish i had elon musk money to make my dreams come true and give him the money hes "earned" by granting me these blessings he sees as a "reward" to me and in no which way shape or form beneficial to his lazy/greedy ass... (hes earned the title of "most prolific streamer to ever exist" that puts me first.. the joys of being a "customer"..)

[@LightDarkness1001]

The fact people will give DSP and his wife money just because they wanna try Jersey Mikes sandwiches is just wild. Thats not a reward for chat. Thats a reward for him. His chatters need therapy and actualy friends. DSP is not a friend. He is not a good person. If you dont give him money... you are worthless to him.

[@SeanzViewEnt]

Unexpected

[@NuclearDetractor]

15:50 "it was just a test, it wasn't serious." blatantly saying the quite part out loud; really showing where his head is at and what his mindset is. DSP wants to do the doordash goal tomorrow because it fits in nicely with his wife's cooking schedule. Not even pretending that his focus is on making great streams that everyone will love; the focus is getting the money he is owed and doing something that's easy for him and that he'll enjoy, but he can pretend it's a special event for the fans. Phil really dropped the mask and showed what his true perspective is, and what he's really focused on.

[@UnFun--_--]

10:54- "Can we get a tip that's from a normal human?" No, because no normal human would ever tip you for your idiotic "services."

[@Cabooch]

“Listen guys I really want to have these sandwhiches for my wife who is working tomorrow - and I don’t want her to have to cook. So please let’s hit the goal, it’s the only way I can afford these sandwhiches”

[@SarahsKnight0]

It's really even more pathetic when put in that perspective, indicating that not only is Kat the only one who actually works at a real job, but also does all of the cooking (and probably all other housework). Phil appears to do nothing but play (and fail and bitch at) video games and beg all day long six days a week. .... And he calls other people immature and mouth-droolers.

[@Moped_Mike]

“A special reward” like he’s a teacher in the special ed class 😂😂😂

[@SeanzViewEnt]

Unbelievable

[@unrealmagic6519]

Brainstorming with the dents on how they can give him more money, peak DSP right here

[@ArsnikBludlazer]

Oh different fonts and texts ..very adventurous

[@ericlee8627]

I don't know exactly how I came across this crazy shitshow that is DSP a couple of weeks ago, and I'm angered/confused/happy that I did.

[@boneyard31]

I've been here for years.... it never ends with this guy

[@WarriorInAGarden.]

​@@boneyard31 it will soon.

[@birthd-y]

Bro why does anybody watch this guy just yap about nothing? He’s a video game streamer is he not? He says the detractors ruin everything but imagine someone new finds him and all he’s doing is talking about donations when they thought he was a video game steamer ??

[@yittmashups]

Ha ha, it took me far too long now to realize that the Phil face on his body at 0:00 is from "the event".

[@theaether3124]

Dsp tries it It's tangy, robust, flavorful It's the same damn thing every damn time

[@HouseOfDar]

Why waste a single dollar on this man?! How is he entertaining when I watch a stream of his? I fall asleep watching him, and he plays games badly and begs constantly

[@Realfreddyfresh]

I really dont get it. How is KZbin okay with this? Snort🐽

[@Umbasa0nion]

He’s gotta be washing money or something. Or he really is just this pathetic.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

I've often thought this is some elaborate money laundering scheme going on. He's not smart enough and way too greedy.

[@Umbasa0nion]

@ just amplifies his patheticness honestly lol

[@AsiaTropic]

DSP - Get a Life | Get some Dignity | Get some Self-esteem | *_GET A JOB!_*

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Damn you got cartoon Phil looking like a "short stack goblin" in your thumbnail 😂🤣

[@Arashi_2358]

"Oh, my foot" too lazy to uncross his legs? Please, cease to be.

[@majorkong2828]

'Can we please just hit the goal now??' This man has no shame

[@LightDarkness1001]

But he doesnt consider what hes doing begging. dude... thats literally begging

[@TheGrumpiestPanda]

I don't follow Pigroach as much as I used to, but it makes me happy to see that he is still struggling and is as much of a joke as I remember. Keep up the good work, Detectors.

[@starvedgarden7462]

Don't understand how people giving him money to reach a goal gets the viewers a "special treat" which is paying for his food for that certain day.

[@th3oblivi0n12]

and they pay while he does it too

[@LostOneOmega]

Imagine a crawl simply displaying where the streamer is in support? How fun. What's next? His bills on a piece of paper in crayon?

[@Mm1901-s8v]

What the fuck is that setup,so random

[@GorrnLord]

One of the goals is that he will eat a sandwich? That is a goal for the viewers?

[@blakeoms]

I have literally no idea what DSP is saying even though I'm listening lol

[@CaseOhisMusicBizMarty]

“I’ll put on the Gunner Glasses… something silly”. DSP is hellofellowkids in the flesh.

[@Moped_Mike]

It’s January, someone remind him or he might have another “unexpected” tax bill… just like the one that happens every year….😂

[@MarquisLeary34]

So much for Kino Casino not being dents. And of course, IronchefSakai comes crawling back handing him money.

[@StUcKoNlEvEL1]

Phil is dressed like a shift manager at Applebee's

[@Snortamania]

😂

[@C.S-sj9uf]

Hmm, so Dsp can beg for attention from his fans while playing a game, but his Dents can't. Makes sense.

[@Filip_Agrippa]

It's literally all about the money. Nothing more.

[@siner2442]

It doesn’t count… 😂 DSP explanation: bcuz it’s not my stream but it is my stream,and I did get the money but somebody else is on the stream and he also gets a lot more money than me? And they also donate so if I got a dollar from them it doesn’t count as just exploiting u guys and the streak of how many I’ve took advantage of u guys and took ur money… so sorry but not sorry, that that money didn’t count bcuz I said so! So now give me money so I can count ur disability and hit the Goal on this stream… thank u for clearing that up Philbert! 😂

[@Stokesx]

The eating thing is so played out Phil holy shit ur lazy.

[@LeeONardo]

1 - You have to give him money just because he's streaming. 2 - Give him enough money and he'll do a reward for you! 3 - The reward is to watch him enjoying a reward! 4 - If he's generous enough he may do a special stream as a reward! 5 - (for 3 and 4) during these rewards he expects you to pay him for doing those rewards!!!

[@wildwest1832]

Maybe DSP should remove all his clothes for his youtube goal? His dents and OIC would love that!

[@IntenseVisuals]

I've been doing dabs all night wtf.

[@lulukomadori9651]

The dyed hair arc is gonna come closer. Also he'll get 50 bucks to dab rather than played metaphor, an game he told his audience be wanted to play

[@soteful9949]

I wonder if he tells his wife, "let's hit the goal."

[@Classditcha]

Did he just say the reward is to watch him eat a spicy chicken sandwich? Lmao probably a sandwich he’s already eaten a few times 😂

[@Malgus87]

Remember everyone, when you fail at everything, you can at least be a streamer beggar like Dsp and reviewtechusa.

[@circleofsorrow4583]

Does reviewtechusa have any detractor channels? I can't watch the guy unedited.

[@Malgus87]

@circleofsorrow4583 No, he reports them.

[@PuffinSmurf]

If he wanted to reward his fans, AT THE LEAST he would actually allow his fans poll or select what they wanted him to eat

[@DrakeFeore]

When he talked about doing a dab on stream, I knew he meant with his arms, but I couldn't help but think about him actually smoking a dab, and what he'd be like afterwords LOL

[@siner2442]

The Goal? I’ll say hello to somebody for 10 Superchats of $10! $200 I’ll send u an empty video game box… I wont even charge u anything if u want it signed!?

[@Overlooked1]

It's not even a full goatee 😂

[@MrFredson91]

His goal should’ve had “apply for a job paper form”

[@DETRACT0RD00M]

Listening to those suggestions was absolutely BRUTAL.. really illuminates how "special" those wheelchairs are

[@blackpajamas6600]

He wants his audience to pay to watch him eat fast food he already knows he'll like. Either the smartest business major who ever lived, or the dumbest. And I think maybe both answers are lose-lose.

[@wildwest1832]

What if your a scammer and a streamer? would that new youtube system help you manipulate people to get more cash from them?

[@eggmom_813]

Okay so the color change on the donation ticker is "an improvement" now is it?

[@medusajrjr]

This whole goal question just " magically " & "mysteriously happen to be asked¿? Anyone that believes this wasn't a planted question should be ashamed. $MH

[@HalfBackCrack]

Kat has to be sick of donating to him so she can get fast food.

[@tardissins7512]

The goals don’t count because… because they don’t, okay?!

[@jean778]

Just "hit it now"? Jesus f'ing Christ, how is he not banned is beyond me.

[@tressox9793]

Wow People are to Lazy now to go in Front of a Supermarkt and Bagging for Penny,s. This whole Streaming thing has become Ridiculus, even Millionaires are Begging.

[@r_reup4301]

The reward is watching a balding gambling addict eat fast food.

[@eggmom_813]

I love how he doesn't want to wear a vest because it would be too hot...in the winter and we should wait until the summer. 🤯

[@PeopleRTellingme]

“Productive streaming day”😂😂😂

[@MustardAndFries]

This mf tried to bring back chair spins then went clown mode to not have to do it lmfao

[@erichenry6356]

This new nonconsecutive-style tiered-total-goals-reached-style support structure was supposed to allow Phil the freedom to not have to worry about hitting the goal all the time but the trolls must have messed it up. Kino Casino begs more so its okay.

[@blackpajamas6600]

"So, how about this - let's mess with it!" Translation: "Hey, give me money while I struggle to learn a new thing." JFC he is lazy. Why the hell would he not figure this stuff out off camera and save us all the time?

[@mcmeezee20]

Does he not know how to cook?

[@Grandobzen]

No, thats why he has a gigantic waife who is also unable to cook. That way they can both be dependent of doordash 🐷

[@SilverDust90]

Goals aren't a big deal, but if he doesn't hit them, he makes it into a big deal. Odd, right?

[@KnightOwl_X7]

he wasted 25 minutes when all he had to say was "give me more free money"

[@stankeylips9822]

"is it silly, yes it's silly"

[@WinterWerewolf]

BTW, in Polish the word "smark" means "snot".

[@Keldoh3ad]

Why does he talk to his audience like their children?

[@armandoguerra7658]

Adventurous font? 😂😂😂

[@pianoish]

He’s STILL playing Indiana Jones? Good Lord…. 🤦‍♂️

[@Overlooked1]

Wow, he just goes on and on about money. He tries to act like he wants to talk about other things but always circles back to the money . What a cuck😂

[@Tatoebot]

The Velcro bandit

[@ToxicCherryJuice]

Resurgence still going strong 💪💪💪