DSP's Villian Monologue About Detractors

[@forTehMemes]

This entire monologue justifies the hate against him. Fully completely justified

[@kevintang2605]

Threatening to dox people just because they happen to disagree with you warrants a brain study. He's more fragile than a person using Twitter.

[@BadSecurity43]

DSP could have saved the planet but the trolls stopped him because they laughed at him.

[@dannyjack659]

@@BadSecurity43 All of those empty game cases he could have donated to the children in need. So many could have watched him shovel food into his mouth as a reward. 😭😭😭

[@BuilderLee72]

Smashed it, 💯

[@KentheDeer]

“I’m a blue collar worker!” I have never laughed so hard and so long at anything in my entire life.

[@kevintang2605]

lmao

[@jamesmason7979]

To be fair, he's an idiot that doesn't know what words mean.

[@SarahsKnight0]

Only DSP would call what he does blue collar work. Meanwhile there are cops, nurses, doctors, firefighters doing 12+ hour shifts and providing real service to humanity and society for their paycheck (which they receive by means other than guilting and grifting individual people).

[@Cowables]

this dude is in his 40s and talks like a middle schooler getting bullied

[@numberTwoDood]

THIS is why he is a lolcow, no sane person would do this

[@mimsy7068]

A sane person would do this as extreme satire. But..

[@pancake_dinner]

We're reaching new levels of delusions of grand door

[@deathsdoor07]

Grand door?

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

the biggest TIHYDP is the MGS3 one at like 2 million views, yet according to Dave it changed the whole internet forever makes a lot of sense, sounds good to me

[@Sunkhrist]

​@@deathsdoor07 he meant grandeur 😅😅

[@TheMrRellik]

@@deathsdoor07 Dave pronounces it that way: duer = door

[@haze9876]

That bit at the end about him winning the lottery was hilarious. Imagine receiving a life changing amount of money, and that being the first thing you think of. He tries to sound so menacing but it's just too funny. 😂

[@Kalulosu]

NOT HIM ACTING AS IF HE STOPPED SOPA/PIPA LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@zilazilazila]

"You better hope I never buy a lotto ticket." It would be spent on sweaty Hogans in an instant. He can barely form coherent sentences.

[@StarkosiTV]

What oceans of gin does to a dumbass

[@NoSleeveRealVests]

“If I didn’t exist…” But you DO exist.

[@prot3g31]

Unfortunately

[@thailandsanuk]

He doesn’t think, therefore he is.

[@kielwb]

MY GUY YOU DONT EVEN EARN YOUR OWN MONEY

[@paulturner4684]

Phil doesn't have a messiah complex; Jesus has a Phil complex.

[@Lay_Z_Summers]

I got my SOPA and PIPA info from guys like Nostalgia Critic and ppl in his circles. I didn't hear about DSP until like 2020. He's really full of himself

[@drmwpn]

"Everything you do is so trivial. You made a joke out of everything." -Bubble-blowing fortysomething.

[@LateNights242]

42

[@marduke45]

​@@LateNights242 did you know? hes 42 years old. i dont know how old you are, but phil is 42 years old 😂😂😂😂

[@omegaweapon116]

He never asks himself why there are detractors in the first place. He brought it all on himself

[@Nobrabra16]

He thinks it's because of "memes" people made about him that made him look bad. These "memes" are just clips of him, not taken out of context, and they were enough for people to realize what a miserable scumbag Phil is.

[@Hoscue]

Seriously, he went on a rant the other about Comcast guy again. Why someone would go to those lengths never even crosses his mind.

[@TheNYCGoldenGlover]

"I DID NOTHING WRONG. I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT"

[@GreenMachine223]

No one just woke up one morning and decided to hate on phil and attempt to ruin his life. Phill is a piece of garbage and hates on everyone who disagrees with him because he thinks he's right about everything. This is how you don't play was not created to make fun of phil or ruin his reputation. He just can't handle criticism and took it negatively and created the hate against him.

[@BlackHippy313]

​@@GreenMachine223 it was designed too make fun of him but in a poking fun kinda way hoping he would learn from his mistakes. But he couldn't handle the critism that he wasn't good at video games

[@dannyjack659]

A friendless, low effort gaming streamer who sucks at gaming. Clearly he is the messiah. 🙄

[@alecaquino4306]

Someone sure thinks highly of themselves.

[@hillehai]

Even for DSP, this is beyond delusional. The ego is off the scales in this little monologue. Truly he will never be accountable for the actual person he is and always has been - he'll simply keep going down this path of extreme self-delusion.

[@torchlight1785]

In a way his delusions protect him from how much of a failure he is.

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

This is the craziest rant he's had, this is career ending for anyone else but him.

[@torchlight1785]

He has no career. Ebegging isn’t a career lol.

[@ragespot]

It actually help his lolcow créer

[@Skorge789]

He genuinely believes he would have been the savior of youtube if people hadn't made fun of him. Phil everything you say you would have done was done by other people and it was done Infinitely better than you could have ever hoped to do it. You are not important. You never were.

[@dannyjack659]

Plus it is clear he is a narcissist and only helps himself and will exploit anybody who is stupid enough to trust him.

[@Mr_Mistah]

​@@dannyjack659 Yep! John Rambo and Howard learned the hard way about what happens when you treat Phil as a "friend"

[@Mr_Mistah]

Even TheRadBrad with a very small budget delivered the khantent Phil thinks he did but 100 million times better

[@VashimuXIV]

I love the what-aboutisms because Phil can never learn to just not let what people say get under his skin, and yet here we are fifteen years later. Doing the same song and dance.

[@geos59]

I remember Phil said that he's a "fart in the wind" during the Side Scrollers interview. So which is it?

[@Coyotebriggs]

He's Schrodingers king, he's simultaneously destitute and successful depending on the situation that will get him more "support"

[@mimsy7068]

Any excuse to mention farting.

[@mimsy7068]

​@@CoyotebriggsCoin Game earned 600$ in a stream so according to Phil that seals it. Game of The Year.

[@Hoscue]

7:32 I taught primary school for 10 yrs. Affected 100s of young lives in an area where free/reduced was near 100%. But I guess none of that matters because I laughed at Phil online!

[@sp0nchy391]

Yup, dsp logic at it's finest lmao

[@akumaswrath6663]

You're a monster.

[@grandmascreampie5372]

only losers become High School teachers, hell half of them are pdf files

[@buddyluv324]

Oh look, it's Bizzaro Chris Chan

[@twerktospec]

Phil Chan. Simple as that

[@MurphysSlaw992]

You could have helped them do WHAT Phil. You can't keep your own shit together, what could you possibly have done for anyone else?

[@oldschooldogy316]

He should create a show called DSP Drunken Rant Sessions because it seems like that's all he does now is drunken rants.

[@Sunkhrist]

DrunkSydePhil if you will lmao

[@PlayerUnoYT]

>if I never existed a bunch of good things would never happened SOMEBODY GIVES PHIL THE NOBEL PRICE OF PEACE

[@deathsdoor07]

I know you meant Prize by in DSP's case "price" fits perfectly.

[@Logan_K]

A look inside his mind. It's pretty scary in there....

[@hillehai]

Even for him this was an incredible mask-off moment for sure.

[@rmcdudmk212]

Jokes on you. Phill doesn't have one.

[@kevintang2605]

Bold of you for assuming he has one

[@Oldschool1943]

😂🤣🤣 LMFAOO!!

[@Rossoneri2]

You know what phil, you're right. Your existence accidentally led people to showcase their talent for turning trash into something more consumable. Here's to another year of laughs and insane moments. You deserve this phil🥄

[@SarahsKnight0]

Nice way to work in the "I want to mail you a spoon!" reference, by the way. 😂

[@NecrossXIII]

Dude dealt with one Indian scam caller and now he coulda been a contender

[@melb1016]

Did he seriously say he’s a blue collar worker???????

[@MidnightMemes88]

While wearing a black collar chris chan sweater 😂

[@senmhil]

He seems to think he has some kind of fame outside of people that think he's a joke and those that laugh at him. For someone that constantly tells other to seek mental help my god does this man need it.

[@wombawomba9687]

12:12 - he emphasises the word "IGNORE" greatly yet never ignores the detractors for a day. Never change

[@PsychoParasyte]

Looks like Phil is starting to use Cyraxx's playbook, "You'd be nothing without me!"

[@_devotio_]

7:03 did you guys notice he almost said the world would be a better place but stopped himself and said different

[@rmcdudmk212]

Its NOT the detractors fault Phill is a living joke. DSP needs to look in the mirror if he wants to find the origin of the joke.

[@LogamusPrime]

Sometimes you just gotta walk away and let DSP be in his very small echo chamber. This man is beyond delusional and is infuriating to watch.

[@trollin39]

He has funds and viewers that almost no one has but can't help unless he is bigger and richer?

[@dannyjack659]

Well yea more people could have given him money and watch him eat fast food which is the greatest reward of all.....

[@KiwiHavok777]

He needs mental help.

[@ramenbramen3859]

Genuinely unironically he needs time off the internet to get out of his mindset. Much like other lolcows he can’t separate himself from the internet.

[@StationaryBeggar]

Short of some kind of drug induced ego death nothing is going to help him. He's a a 40yr old with BPD that thinks he does no wrong. He's cooked

[@torchlight1785]

@@ramenbramen3859his narcissism demands he make a fool of himself daily on the internet

[@AtomicToyRobot]

He needs to wash his mouth out with buckshot as KingSly likes to say.

[@Ihavethetouch]

​@@torchlight1785 He has nothing without internet. No friends, no loving wife, no hobbies, nothing.

[@bplus2351]

Asylum saga coming in nicely

[@immortalkombatant]

Please for the love of God, let Phil do a show with Becky Boop. Their combined narcissisms would create a black hole large enough to engulf the milky way.

[@YouTubeShillApologist]

Wholesome chill fun positive drama free khantent!

[@deathsdoor07]

He's delusional if he thinks people listen to his views regardless of the "trolls".

[@hjorhrafn]

Well, I can tell philbert watched "It's a Wonderful Life" last night. FFS, phil thinks he is Jimmy Stewart and George Bailey all rolled up in one. This is truly a horrible timeline.

[@deathsdoor07]

He really sounds like a Bond villain.

[@SarahsKnight0]

I think most Bond villains sound less psychotic and mustache-twirly than Phil did here, though. Especially the last few seconds of the vid.

[@akumaswrath6663]

Bond villains generally have money behind them.

[@StarkosiTV]

Bond villains actually HAVE a substantial amount of intelligence tho

[@Shamandigi62091]

More like syndrome from the incredibles

[@thekiller7994]

⁠@@Shamandigi62091but without the charisma and intelligence

[@I_Art_Laughing]

It was the detractors that caused him to lose clout. Not his persistent lying and waffle takes......riiiiight.

[@TheSlashd0t]

8:15 And who would you be without your detractors? Probably the same sad hermit, but worse Also if he'd ever pursue sueing for damages he'd lose more in legal fees than any possible reparations. Because $150 per stream is just laughable and puts a fixed amount per violation. If he didn't the amount of rewarded damages is up for speculation and would most likely be higher. So go ahead and bleed yourself dry financially DSP

[@Blackbohnstergaming]

It was as if someone said: "How much of a loser do you want to sound like?!?!" and DSP was like: "Give me a minute. Are you ready for this?! Here it comes: *presses button for a zoom on his face* You better hope, I never buy a lottery ticket ARG ARG ARG"

[@DieHardjagged]

Phil does NOT UNDERSTAND, if ALL Detractors would LITERALLY drop all content about DSP, he would fade into Obscurity/Oblivion and literally make almost no money.

[@greenl0bster]

This is one of the most delusional egotistical rants has done in YEARS.

[@Shamandigi62091]

Phil could’ve cured cancer if it wasn’t for those dang dirty trolls

[@Cabooch]

Phil thinking he’s a blue collar worker is craaazy

[@fatesfrozenflame]

DSP really doesn't understand we make fun of him for stuff like this. He thinks so highly of himself and honestly who did he help back in the day? Nobody. He wouldn't even pay the Project 7 crew and shortchanged Rambo by his own admission. I just hate how he acts like he was great until a group of people decided to just make fun of him for no reason and everyone jumped aboard. No DSP we saw the stuff you were putting online and pointed out your stupidity and all that and you have been butthurt over it for over a decade and would rather people vanish that make fun of him instead of changing himself for the better. This is him crying and screaming to not change and people to love him for that.

[@NerdBrewGaming]

If Phil never exisited Triple A games would be much better today.

[@YungBreezzyy]

What an egomaniac he is. If it weren’t for him, KZbin would be a better place.

[@dannyjack659]

In the early days of youtube people would have found better people. Harder when he was flooding it with his low effort trash.

[@thekiller7994]

And video games wouldn’t be dumbed down

[@the21stsergeant]

Oh yeah he's definitely happy and successful.

[@SarahsKnight0]

Which is why he needs to remind his audience during the Level 0 Podcast that he is both of those things from time to time. Happy and successful. Usually during an angry rant against the detractors.

[@AzurePip]

This actually gave me a laugh. If Phil thinks all of those names and insults against detractors actually hurt us, then he is sorely mistaken. Every time he uses "mouth-droolers" or "mentally-ill", I just chuckle, shake my head and move on. Now then, Phil is clearly missing out that the reason these detractor videos get a following and, consequently, get a rise out of him is because of his bad behavior. If he had just laughed off the TIHYDPs and the earlier detractor videos and agreed to be made a joke, people would respect him more. He could have run with the joke and been more successful than he is now. However, because of his stubbornness, his thin-skin, and his coliseum-sized ego, he had to freak out and attack all of those videos and creators. His reaction was key; it was funny to see him rage and freak out. That's why people continued to make videos of him, with some new faces replacing the old ones who retired as the years went by. Long story short, Phil can try to blame detractors for his downfall, but he also has to blame himself because of how he has reacted for over a decade.

[@DarkPatro56]

Giving Good Samaritans way too much credits while still failing to figure what's the actual cause of all this. Piggy won't change to everyone's (but his) benefit.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

6:12 is AMAZINGLY tone deaf to an inhuman level. Dude is actually claiming that is the ONLY reason we make fun of him. It's honestly impressive how he STILL harps about that shit.

[@ExtraHecticana]

I don't think I've ever seen such delusion

[@_devotio_]

Bonus points for wearing the nega-cwc sweater lol

[@williamn7579]

It's hilarious he expects people to kiss his ass. A terrible gamer with thin skin and regularly bashes his audience...what do you think you're owed?...

[@link1019]

KingcobraDSP gonna win the lottery. Get it?

[@numberTwoDood]

He will build his gout tower toobs

[@AlidarJarok1]

Its funny he blames the trolls but they just, for the most part, just talk about the dumb stuff he does and says, with his own footage.

[@josephmoy128]

i absolutely love that at least once a month he falls lower into the barrel of insanity and gives us bangers like this! you'd think he couldn't possible get more unhinged than this, but next month we'll all be saying that once again

[@decanus8831]

If he won the lotto all that money will be gone with a year or two

[@StarkosiTV]

Bold of you to assume it would take that long

[@NoSleeveRealVests]

“If I didn’t do all the dumb stuff I did, nobody could have made fun of me for it”

[@torchlight1785]

Habitual liar throwing a fit that people don’t trust his word. 😂

[@MrQuijibo]

DSP did have a time when he was prominent and not hated. What did he do? He abused his friends, bought toys and did nothing to help anyone.

[@I_Art_Laughing]

Looks like Khet made Philburt watch 'Its a Wonderful Life'.

[@famip3679]

Has he lost his mind?

[@JettJackson16]

He does know we all have lives outside of detracting right ?

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

No apparently we're destabilizing all of reality by making fun of him. LOL

[@louspowels7120]

TIL if Phil wasn't a public failure, the world would be smarter.

[@Templrz]

The guy that said that Grinding Gear Gaming is a indie company, considers himself well informed

[@sharteel85]

DSP could have solved the world's hunger problem, but detractors ruined his reputation and no one listened to him. This video is some insane level of delusions omg

[@StarkosiTV]

Funny thing about losing your reputation because of detractors, is that you have to allow it to happen.

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

This reminds me of another one of his stories when he supposedly discovered a "site killer bug" that could have completely destroyed KZbin, but he gave them step-by-step instructions on how to fix it, and that's how Phil single-handedly saved KZbin! And before anyone asks, yes, he actually said that! 🤣

[@gladysmaria9804]

yes he did.

[@jesta7837]

is this some kind of holiday cope? He seems to be more delusional than usual

[@Simracejourney]

oh he is seething

[@danbaxter4216]

He’s had a positive impact on my morning coz I couldn’t stop laughing at his insanity while watching this rant. He seems crazier than ever.

[@SplodeyJesus]

We making it into fantasy land with this one boys.

[@BenHeckHacks]

"I'm George Bailey, fr fr" "No man is a failure who has friends" "Shit."

[@BotchPro]

Phil is now the Genesis of streaming, according to Phil. The power of narcissism, isolation and delusion.

[@awfulolaf]

He's should be grateful that anyone cares about him at all.

[@b.o.4492]

I love being able to laugh at Dave and his wife who eats to cope… good stuff Dave good stuff!

[@Trinioutsider34]

His chat can’t be that dumb right?

[@Some1Something]

Honestly, detractors should be paid by phil for their advertisement of him. There is no way I would have known about him were it not for detractors

[@deadexo-3]

DSP's brain fucking BROKE, like I'm not sure if he got into that Single malt whiskey early, but that shit is SENDING him into an alternate timeline. Faygo is NUTS if he thinks he has had ANY impact on the world other than adding to the pile of shit that is a great deal of entitled online content creators. "If I win the lottery, you better watch out for my frivolous lolsuits on your fair use kahntent!" You're a very public figure, DSP... who's reputation is already in the toilet from your own existence... Ain't no judge, in any liquor-pickled fantasy, going to be on YOUR side.

[@Oldschool1943]

Phil forgets the fact he created the detractors starting with EvilAJ who was originally a DSP fan until Phil when on his usual rants trashing his viewers and since Phil didn't like to hear criticism EvilAJ created "This is how you don't play" to show the problems within Phil's walkthrough videos since phil didn't like to see anybody criticizing his gameplay on his channel bcuz phil viewed that as attacking him. it was DSP's own toxic behavior that created this entire detractor community that's still growing to this day. he needs to start taking accountability he's 40 + years old and still makes everybody that's around him miserable.

[@mark250]

My favourite podcast to listen to on my way to work

[@macdude22]

I’ve never laughed harder in my life than when this man said “I’m well informed”

[@ourboyhemingway]

He had all the data

[@Oldschool1943]

EvilAJ was the first ever DSP troll. 😂

[@briancencula]

Much like Jesus, Phil died for our sins.

[@jtmarin04]

I think it's free to consult with an attorney, DSP ( I know others call him Phil but I always call him DSP). to see if you have a case. Also thanks for confirming that you only stream for the money, since if you won you would suddenly have the time for a lawsuit.Lastly, going off his gatcha habits, he should DEFINITELY buy some lotto tickets

[@MegaPhilX]

GET IT!?

[@TAZS]

i hate him so much, can’t wait until he ultimately fails and has to get a regular job

[@Oldschool1943]

i love how Phil pretends that he never falsely copyright strikes channels before even though there's footage of him admitting that he did it and that was the during the height of TIHYDP craze.

[@christopherrichardson2945]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain - DSP 🤣

[@Webbywood]

wow, this is some brain drain

[@someguy510bayarea]

He’s losing his mind…😂 and we’re reaping the benefits.