DSP: Gets bit by a mosquito DSP: WHAT?!?!? I WAS JUST STANDING THEIR, DOOD. HOW DID HE GET ME?!?!?
@rionsteiner23974 жыл бұрын
XD
@CorrectionUnknown3 жыл бұрын
there*
@MasterMickkaG6 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the Khantent Leave a Comment about Phil I'll put you in the next *Video*
@MasterMickkaG6 жыл бұрын
Eliot O'Boyce no problem bro thanks for your comment
@morallybankrupt71325 жыл бұрын
Why does the character from the game at 3:18 looks like your avatar?
@user-zj6ig5zd9c6 жыл бұрын
How can one man fail so hard, so consistently? Regardless of genre or game difficulty, he never fails to fail, quite impressive in a tragic, pathetic sort of way.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@Alan MacGregor Cause he s to lazy to learn basic game mechanics just look at his *very first* footage of Dark Souls 1 he never locked on to Enemies he never paid attention to his Stamina bar.
@user-zj6ig5zd9c6 жыл бұрын
@@sheldoncooper8199 No surprise there, he lacks even the slightest hint of awareness, so you couldn't possibly expect him to notice something as blatant as a stamina bar.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@@user-zj6ig5zd9c Yeah The stamina bar in Dark Souls sort of decides if you live or die, You run with it, you block with it, you use it to attack and in DS 1 it is even used for the armor weight you can carry i believe. Or another great example of DSP s low attention span / IQ is that he never pays attention to his weight he carries in Fallout 3 / New Vegas or Fallout 4.
@user-zj6ig5zd9c6 жыл бұрын
@@sheldoncooper8199 The man is cretinous in the extreme. It's clearly an integral part of the game and he's completely oblivious to it, as he is with most things in life. This is a guy who was nearly defeated by a name entry screen, ridiculous. You can tell he doesn't give a shit about learning the mechanics of any game, he just wants instant gratification, and if he doesn't get it the game is automatically "garbage".
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@@user-zj6ig5zd9c It was *torture* as a Huge Fan of Dark Souls 1 & 3 to see him play it. Especially DS III he runs by 35 % of all Enemies and suprised that he s only Level 80 by the End of the Game and he invested No Skill point whatsoever in that Stat that allows you to carry heavier armor and weapons *so frustrating to watch*
@TheNexDude6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it amazing how you can play games for pretty much a decade of all genres and on multiple platforms but not be good on a single one of them.
@drunkfairy27616 жыл бұрын
The Nex Reviews actually he gives me a huge morale boost,I thought I’m bad at games but it looks like I’m a gaming GOD!
@loverho53216 жыл бұрын
This man is the true underdog of this story for him to come so far to face all of life’s hardships and to consistently give instead of take not to mention the skill....... Ahahaha I couldn’t keep that up xD
@HugoStiglitz884 жыл бұрын
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN never gets old
@MsGhoulz6 жыл бұрын
Hehe, I remember DSP's King low kick spam.
@butternuts19906 жыл бұрын
That ending clip just shows how little he understands gaming. Beating a boss you’ve been stuck on for hours is heaven.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
I am willing to bet 10 $ that Phil never touched Kat sexually
@tamphex6 жыл бұрын
a pot noodle and a wank every night
@ArgyleGroove6 жыл бұрын
Phil is closet gay. He stays in the closet for fear of being called names. There was a stream where he slips and says "If I was straight.."
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@@ArgyleGroove HE IS THE definition of a Closet Gay / Bi curious He talks WAAY to much about Penis es Cocks and Dicks and Strap On for a 100 % Straight. I am willing to bet after 5 Beers DSP is taking that 12 inch Dildo out of a drawer Since DSP s Fanbase mainly consists of 14 to 21 year old straight Guys he afraid to come out.
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess4 жыл бұрын
I bet Khet is just his maid that he pays to make him dinner and pretend she's his gf
@xMisogix5 жыл бұрын
The way the boss killed him @15:50 was damn near sentient lmao
@bryanwood3d6 жыл бұрын
Ten years one joke that pretty much sums up Phil.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@bryan wood according to a Vlog from DSP from i dunno 2014 The Rage is just a character he plays. *yeah right*
@hankhill70556 жыл бұрын
That's a clean burning salt i tell you what
@jeremiahreyes78096 жыл бұрын
Where's Bobby asshole
@Burusagi6 жыл бұрын
The Indian(?) guys gathering salt is mesmerizing. It is like they’re ritually building a monument in worship of DSP. Or more likely to ward off his evil influence.
@TooColdS45 жыл бұрын
3:42 lmao "now you see what pigs can do"
@dukenukem63776 жыл бұрын
DSP fanboys cry salty tears
@RibJegres6 жыл бұрын
omg iam your biggest fan!!
@turntninja26175 жыл бұрын
I'm sure most of his "fans" are just trolls laughing at him lmao.
@Lucoryphus_rex3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I really dont think he has any fans left
@thatoneteengamer48296 жыл бұрын
I didn’t touch anything dood I’m telling you the game is cheating
@Carnage845875 жыл бұрын
To be fair... I had the same problem entering the vertibird lol
@KDA214 жыл бұрын
*complains about spamming a kick* *He literally uses the same low kick combo 4 times in a row*
@Cracknationn5 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for the money dummy” lmao this guy is really something else.
@scootsmcgoots3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this video is gold.
@spy6ter3 жыл бұрын
"not even attacking him" my little nephew wouldn't even think to say this
DSP the only person you want to see fail in everything
@oglaveil43596 жыл бұрын
Close. Have you heard of Wings of Redemption? They're remarkably similar especially in their ability to blame everyone but themselves for failure.
@thatoneteengamer48296 жыл бұрын
Bad Santa yep and dare I say he’s worse
@hellboundangel57775 жыл бұрын
9:30 crash bandicoot: a true prophet of our time
@existtracefan6 жыл бұрын
3:28 am.....All day all day trolls just drill me.
@cinnamonblade646 жыл бұрын
Heaven's Night music
@TheJinx1886 жыл бұрын
Oink Oink its the Piggy Goutmaster
@andre.mateus6 жыл бұрын
According to Phil ideology, if he loses a match in a fighting game, the game is bugged and it sucks!
@rcblazer6 жыл бұрын
"I can just spam the same kick! The same kick! The same kick! The same kick!" You mean like what you were doing DSP? Doing just that low kick combo with King over and over.
@thatpart6 жыл бұрын
rcblazer ...!!!... Okay, I *am* same, after all. This is a unique moment of obliviousness.
@Gankstomper6 жыл бұрын
@@thatpart I got confused, I thought he became self aware and started critisizing himself until he mentioned Alisa.
@lewishiniski12766 жыл бұрын
....Should I give my money towards my family, friends, people who are desperate in needing food and shelter or to 36 year old man that plays Video Games??? hmmmmmmm....
@StudioThirtyEight6 жыл бұрын
For real though, Ludwig does look tough.
@waynecalhoun28024 жыл бұрын
He is. But DSP refuses to learn, adapt or even pay attention to the enemy's attacks. I sucked at this boss but I learned and adapted and eventually beat him and I'm not even that great at Souls games
@someguy00896 жыл бұрын
I love watching highlight videos on wings and DSP! Thanks 🙏
@GothicXlightning5 жыл бұрын
Richter Belmont was watching this with me the other day and he said ''DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD OF GAMING'' Belmont wisdom for you
@scorpiodurango61636 жыл бұрын
Dsps taxes are going to crush him like that monster did! LOL
@illberightback50155 жыл бұрын
I like the silent hill 2 music in the back
@UFC_Buffalo2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't do anything!!!!!"...... Yes Dave, that's the problem.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
Paused 5:25 This video better has Castlevania Lords of Shadows and Twisted Metal, and versus Champion Gundyr from his first Dark Souls III Clips
@spoodle89883 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how anyone would willingly date Phil or be his friend or choose to be related to him. That laugh alone is enough to exile him.
@bubbakushingtonIII4 жыл бұрын
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
@Euronymouscoast3 жыл бұрын
Bro why do I hear heavens night playing in the background at like all times
@scorpiodurango61636 жыл бұрын
Yay my comment is in this video LOL I'd like to thank" VAULT BOY" my mom my dad my children God and all my friends LOL
@LoneWalker596 жыл бұрын
We need a 2h montage of Best Rage Moments Salty Compílation + Silent Hill music in each clip
@reanukeeves11646 жыл бұрын
From where is the clip where the dude falls down the stairs? I swear to god it gets me every time. I just can't stop laughing.
@YattaJJ976 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the music that is playing in the background?
@MasterMickkaG6 жыл бұрын
VJaylon it's Silent Hill 2 Music it's really great music
@Highlander100016 жыл бұрын
Wow dude! He mashed super and the game gave it to him!
@gex5819903 жыл бұрын
You definitely have the best intro
@seanorbitdevil60276 жыл бұрын
Nice VB Keep it up
@nile21286 жыл бұрын
Oh I eat fast food?
@soggytatty38452 жыл бұрын
This guy is so consistently under average its almost impressive.
@UltimateShadow106 жыл бұрын
DSP playing Tekken (ANY Tekken) makes my heart hurt.
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
Bullshit is a word that DSP loves so very much imagine 12 year old DSP in a Comic Book store: Its bullshit that the Wolverine action figure is allready sold out.
@TwitchandAsh6 жыл бұрын
Can someone link the Richard and DSP song all day they just drill me song? Please thanks.
@tamphex6 жыл бұрын
That voice crack on the WHAAAAAAATT!!!?!!
@johnnyzen42823 жыл бұрын
It's great how DSP will sit there and cry about other people using "cheap"characters when he literally learns like 1 combo and a throw and abuses them over and over and over.
@svala2166 жыл бұрын
Vault boy can you explain the Trailer Park Boys scene and why you include it in DSP videos, I’m confused..
@MasterMickkaG6 жыл бұрын
SadisticShiki just a meme basically just my reaction when dsp plays games
@paulj.brazzlejr.43926 жыл бұрын
I miss his old fallout videos where he kept killing himself with his own mines. ACKACKACK! 🐷🐷🐷
@turtleguymcturtle43036 жыл бұрын
2:34 what's the music
@darthslothious23826 жыл бұрын
The song in the background sound so familiar. What is it?
@AubreyTheKing6 жыл бұрын
*I CAN BE GOOD AT GAMES IF I WANT TO!* -DSP
@Fabrysiheder6 жыл бұрын
the biggest lie ever said on this planet
@MrScotty58773043 жыл бұрын
Wish he would try swimming... hes bound to suck at that too i can see him now at the bottom of the pool " The breathing mechanics are glitched! This is fucking bullshit AckAckAck!"
@kenpachizaraki3175 жыл бұрын
Anybody know that song in the background Crazy ass haunting keys!!
@alanbrandon39205 жыл бұрын
It's from the silent hill 2 soundtrack. The first track is White noiz and the second track is Heaven's night.
@Blackcherrysyrup6 жыл бұрын
Dsp marries kat for money No pleasure or s3x in such relationship Kat divorces Dsp Dsp: "I did nothing wrong, I did everything right." John Cena: "Are you sure about that?"
@ArgyleGroove6 жыл бұрын
If her arrest record is accurate, Phil will have quite a battle getting het out of that house.
@JukemDrawles876 жыл бұрын
Yessss dsp haters are still alive and doing videos for the CULTURE!!!
@tommyl96146 жыл бұрын
Notification squad who with me as always
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
His Tekken 7 Salt is very Entertaining
@mappvilla28285 жыл бұрын
That laugh bloody hell. 0:04
@I.S.N.O.B.6 жыл бұрын
I wanna see him fail and or rage quit Ninja Gaiden Black for the XBOX. Alma, Murai, Doku, and some of the enemies in general will rape him.
@mattivenho87115 жыл бұрын
am I hearing the day of night in background or am I just going crazy?
@thatpart6 жыл бұрын
I’d watch this intro, but I’m supposed to call my doctor if an erection lasts for more than 4 hours.
@gloriousmr.e98153 жыл бұрын
DSP: I'm not gonna be a pro level gamer at every game I play, im trying to have fun thats the goal here Me: I don't think you're a pro level gamer at any game you've ever played ACK ACK ACK smh lulz
@RGB20606 жыл бұрын
I can be good at games if I wahnt to
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
@VapeJuice at any time he could pick up a Controller and could play any game at professional Level
@sheldoncooper81996 жыл бұрын
*im a...Fan i dont know what to say*
@UndeadItachi25 жыл бұрын
Legendary intro lol
@neoomegashadow4484 жыл бұрын
can you pls tell me what is this relax music
@kvng.badass15934 жыл бұрын
I saw a couple of comments that its from silent hill 2 ost im not sure tho
@armandoguerra76586 жыл бұрын
My left foot does more than Phil when I’m asleep
@JoseMedina-hs9st6 жыл бұрын
I like how dsp's voice cracked😂😂😂😂
@Talking-Monkey4 жыл бұрын
I have never played the game where he fights the big boss and died over 100 times, HOWEVER , after seeing him get killed only ONE time when trying to attack from behind I mentally noted "When his back is turned , he does a large sweeping attack behind him that will damage anyone in that area. " Dsp , in this montage alone, got hit by that same sweeping turn attack a handful of times and still couldn't put 2 plus 2 together. He is a scrub
@YChromosome994 жыл бұрын
15:56 "FINISH HIM...."
@alexgainey96716 жыл бұрын
Dsp tried it number 1 player in the country
@Corvus1236 жыл бұрын
You should consider swapping out white noiz with multiple personality from killer7. I dunno i think it would sound a bit better
@waynecalhoun28024 жыл бұрын
Why am I tahksick?!
@mastershake1103 жыл бұрын
Literally R1 spams Ludwig & complains when he gets punished. Lol. Should you play with Wings
@sykosteve7775 жыл бұрын
The chat @ 9:37 😂😂😂
@Talking-Monkey5 жыл бұрын
3:44 Bet you didn't know pigs could fly
@JoseMedina-hs9st6 жыл бұрын
DSP I think it's time to wake up and smell the salt🍵🍵🍵🍵
@scorpiodurango61636 жыл бұрын
Damn it Vault boy not Silent Hill LOL
@LienLeon2 жыл бұрын
Did he accuse ai of spamming? Lol
@BAZZAROU8126 жыл бұрын
Ha.. Shave your head already Dsp.. 👌
@aalan78506 жыл бұрын
Penical of athleticism
@jamie24874 жыл бұрын
How do you manage to fuck up fallout 4 bro when a piece of the road gets thrown at a fucking helicopter it crashes like what
@exodiawolfe60086 жыл бұрын
You should also put Rambo for another partner he lost.
@machinenkanone93585 жыл бұрын
RIP Mr. Lahey
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
time to add Twitch
@MR-GAME-N-WATCH6 жыл бұрын
RIP ARTHUR FROM READ DEAD 2
@swagincarnate52173 жыл бұрын
the same thing the same thing
@JestanDiams5 жыл бұрын
So is the salt pile what created DSP, or is DSP just that salty?
@Wizkeh-6 жыл бұрын
W-wot?! The game dropped my input d00d, fucking piece of shit