DarksydePhil | Down the Rabbit Hole

[@marvincdt]

I like how anything remotely positive is instantly followed by "but this would not last".

[@AngloImperial]

Hard to stay positive when you have so much hate. At least the blacks stick together and don't break each other down! Dey's is smarter den dem Dems dink boiiiiii

[@Trakesh]

But it did get worse.

[@Noxedwin]

"But things would not stay so simple for long" is my favourite Knudsen Hook.

[@foxt.5043]

@@AngloImperial so what compelled you to bring race into this. You're looking more like a clown than phil

[@appletherapy3492]

“And then, this (insert downfall here)”

[@BlackBirdSweep]

I like how this starts bad, gets worse, then continues to get worse beyond anything imaginable like he's somehow a singularity of failure and reality is collapsing into his event horizon of suck.

[@gigidy471]

Graey Daze I love this comment so much.

[@lxjoe96]

you ever heard of tvtropes?

[@SexycuteStudios]

And yet he still makes money.

[@MrDgf97]

and it wasn't even because of bad luck or anything, just because he was a total fucking moron

[@ArvelleWhitaker]

He built his own hell.

[@Pokemanic33]

Phil started dating a _woman_ The emphasis makes it sound like he's surprised

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Trust me, everybody was surprised. Everybody was less surprised when she left him.

[@Jogeta5]

Oh shit, they broke up. I stopped watching the DSP tries it vids from various anons and now I missed that crapshoot!? My morbid curiosity is increasing.

[@BrinIoca]

Pokemanic33 God just watching that clip of him and her creeps me out, she looks uncomfortable but he has no issue with invading personal space

[@Sanguiluna]

I interpreted that as Fredrik trying to reassure the viewer that Leanna was indeed legally an adult woman when she started dating Phil and that Phil wasn't a statutory rapist.

[@boatknight2246]

A real human woman!? No way! Phils more of a Live Boar chained to a Cement wall kind of guy.

[@thegmanofEAP]

My favorite brand of internet tale is "A severely mediocre man has the crushing realization that he is mediocre but refuses to better himself".

[@Jayyemi]

An archetype that seems pretty common among early web content creators that all fall off around 2013

[@topleybird2443]

KZbin really was a magnet for this sort of thing, it’s really funny seeing them all being subsidised by this shitty platform and completely eating shit when actual competition shows up.

[@missmoanypants]

I wish I could like this comment more than once.

[@DallePics]

*manchild

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

he's also the epitome of white male privilege, being able to go as mediocre as possible and get away with it... a lot. being an American and with some decent income has also enabled, cushioned him.

[@AlexiasPlaylist]

Calling swatting "questionable" is the biggest understatement I've heard in a while lol

[@Alpha-Hypnosis]

Alec Skinner number 15, Burger King foot lettuce

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

It's to avoid triggering people.

[@SRGIProductions]

Somebody died in a SWATting gone wrong over a Call of Duty match.

[@SC-ce3vp]

@@Alpha-Hypnosis number 14, Taco bell piss nachos

[@Alpha-Hypnosis]

@@SC-ce3vp yes

[@Ziabetus]

>Records with a camcorder for years >suddenly worried about quality on twitch

[@sleepythemis]

Ziabetus Any situation in which he can try to make himself look like the victimized little guy, he will do it. I think he's even claimed that he didn't use a capture card for so long because he 'didn't want to be like other KZbinrs' or some nonsense like that.

[@BladeTheGabite]

using meme arrows thinking you made something funny lol

[@Ziabetus]

Nightprowler Gladius "meme arrows"? The sheer irony of everything you just said is palpable. Also, the only person that called them funny here is you. Please return to le 9gag sir.

[@BladeTheGabite]

\whats 9gag

[@shlorbin473]

+Ziabetus your comment shows you shouldn't really be using them, even on sites that allow them

[@bardy8674]

“Oh no, I’m losing money on my KZbin account and I still need to support me and my unemployed girlfriend. So what do I do? Take out high dollar loans and move to an even more expensive house. That sounds about right.” -Phil, Probably.

[@barney993]

"How about scamming my own fan from their hard earn money so i can buy expensive house and eat at expensive restaurant" -Phil

[@Xehanort10]

And recently scamming his fans into paying for his wedding.

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

I loved this comment so much, lmao.

[@vk2461]

And then go out for dinner even though I can barely pay my bills.

[@misguidedyouth9331]

Stonks

[@KyrieFortune]

"KZbin shut his channel to avoid litigations with Ubisoft, just to discover it was a honest-to-god troll pretending to be Ubisoft" Good to know some things never change.

[@bitwawesome7089]

Romance girl

[@CDRW24]

@@bitwawesome7089 Shut up.

[@ledajoro6965]

can you pls tell me where you got your profile pic

[@neinja66469]

This shits why I never did YT at all lmaooo ANY report is automatically acted on by this dumb asf automation system which lacks any sort of real checking

[@pewpewTN]

​@Nein Ja KZbin is also terrible with censorship. All these big tech companies are a plague.

[@spaceghostandy]

This dude looks like that guy from Toy Story 2. You know, that dude who wanted to sell Woody to some Japanese guy.

[@sophiec1528]

Andrew Roboto oh my god you're totally right

[@callumsparrow4379]

Andrew Roboto Oh God he actually does. Now I'll probably never unimagine Toy Story 2 without DSP.

[@shlorbin473]

Al's Toy Barn.

[@callumsparrow4379]

no bully I can't get the mental image of DSP flapping around in a chicken suit out of my head.

[@TsukiCondor]

no bully Its Cheap cheap

[@professorpenne9962]

let's not forget him accepting thousands to play persona 3 just to rage quit it at the final boss on easy mode. even the official youtube account of atlus mocked that one.

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Atlus

[@tehandroidmaster]

To be fair, Nyx made many P3 players ragequit. The difference here though is that every other player of Persona 3 that ragequit at Nyx didn't e-beg on Patreon.

[@professorpene2395]

+Darby Crash his team setup was absolutely trash too lol

[@PabloOlbapPablo]

Didn't he also put it on easy specifically not to rage quit

[@BelodyEpic]

Yeah, every patron warned him about the difficulty specifically so he wouldn't rage quit it like every other game

[@jakesimon5497]

I can't wait for the day Onision gets a "Down the Rabbit Hole" episode. That dude has so much material!

[@Anino_Makata]

Agreed. He deserves a video, although that may mean aggressive attacks on Fredrik from King Onion Cuck. But if that happens, expect me to be at the forefront of this channel's side.

[@petercahill6696]

On one hand, I would looooooovvve to see a good comprehensive summation of everything the Onion boy has done. On the other hand, I can imagine that it would take an incredibly long time and maybe multiple videos, given the amount of drama that Greg finds himself in.

[@petercahill6696]

@@Anino_Makata Eh, Onision's fanbase has largely abandoned him. It would be like if Phil decided to do a response to this video: rambling, pathetic, and very few people, if any, would come to his defense. I wouldn't be too worried about Greg responding.

[@Anino_Makata]

Peter Cahill Perhaps. But you never know, maybe the drama lord has a trick up his grimy sleeve. Not that it would amount to anything beneficial.

[@williamhayes2479]

enough for at least an hour long episode

[@bobhoskins-kl6ue]

It has been reveled recently that DSP is a mobile game addict, among other things. This really needs a part II.

[@phillipmele8533]

Uh. Folks that say he “fell from grace” don’t seem to recognize DSP never changed, their standards just rose from the subterranean depths to the grand heights of “expects basic competence and politeness.”

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

It went from seeming like "comedic meanness" to "Wow, this guy really is just a piece of work, isn't he?"

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Agreed.

[@kin4386]

What made him "fall from grace" so to speak, was him switching over to streaming. Because people became exposed to what he's like when he actually interacts with other people. During his recording era, he only had the game and the camera to talk to. But now he has a whole stream chat full of people. And Phil has absolutely god awful social skills.

[@VorteX-ox2fm]

He never changed, nor improved. He just stayed the same since 2010, and so did his content

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

@@kin4386 OIC's multiple sock accounts aren't a stream chat full of people.

[@wantnotwant]

The story of DSP: "and then things got worse"

[@Pasicho]

With all of the DSP lore that sums him up succinctly. Wow.

[@leofera1137]

XD

[@Adolfjeff77]

wantnotwant does anybody knows what’s the soundtrack 5:17

[@eddiedingle767]

Adolfortiz ortiz A very chill Kevin MacLeod

[@realpastastrainer]

X20

[@bricks1017]

That lip smacking when he eats is straight up vile.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

"Straight up vile" nice description.

[@anabasauri8582]

yeah it's so disgusting, like you don't know how to play games and you don't know how to fuckin eat phil? cmon

[@downfromthereeefters]

The absolute worst

[@Brocolli_Pizza]

What’s the time stamp for that?

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@Brocolli_Pizza At 9:03

[@FC_mania]

I love how Phil thought up a multiple-sentence theory on why people call him *The King of Hate* when it really just boils down to: “you’re an asshole.”

[@rebornwoshua78]

mister grinch

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

​@rebornwoshua78 i feel like The Grinch is *far* more sympathetic and flexible

[@alhassirakhdugani5813]

To be fair, most people's internal justification for why other people "unjustly" dislike them tends to be pretty elaborate. Its mental gymnastics

[@Calebgoblin]

I've never seen a man work so hard to avoid a job

[@sinuhezarzuelero6054]

I may not approve of his attitude; but I most definitely respect the stubbornness.

[@CrimsonKamina]

Check out the wingsofredemption video

[@zachary_attackery]

That's what pretty much everyone on KZbin is doing

[@Cabbage22927]

@@zachary_attackery true, but most of them dont beg and they actually put in work in their content

[@thefirstloser]

There is the german counterpart Drachenlord. He is much worse. Does nothing and everyoe hates him. But some are stupid enough to help him and give him money for nothing

[@JyujinPlus]

I hope that if I’m ever captured and tortured, my interrogator doesn’t have any audio of Phil eating. I’ll crack like glass

[@suprcrzy]

Always keep that cyanide pill handy just in case, my friend. You never know when this fat pig is gonna strike!

[@pluto3194]

I'll keep that in mind in case I ever need to torture you

[@ethanor]

The Inquisition questions the use of such tactics on The Emperors enemies. We believe such tactics brings ones soul closer to Chaos

[@CanBamBoo]

*munch* *smack smak* *crunch*

[@cadeypie]

@@CanBamBoo ack.

[@salvadorsenpai97]

Man, he really shot himself in the foot from the very beginning with telling his viewers to click on ads

[@poohbear3308]

I read this and stopped at himself and I’m like dang this guy killed himself. Then I kept reading and was like oh lmao

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

This is why you read the T&C

[@ericshwedo4033]

I’d love to see the timeline where he never lost his Adsense account

[@SnoppleWopple]

bruh

[@shecomments2much189]

I’m petty enough that saying such would just make me click OFF your channel.

[@MyVaultboy101]

2021 UPDATE: His bank account got leaked, and so far this year it's confirmed he spends thousands of dollars on mobile games, a thousand a month on alcohol, 2k on door dash, even more.

[@lookstothetroon]

Saddest man ever.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

How is Phil managing to afford all this? He can't afford to be making all that money just through his near-dead Twitch channel and a welfare check.

[@DruidsCalling]

He loves his KFC lol

[@flux0832]

@@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit he can’t

[@crack4184]

Goodness... Despite him being an asshole, I pity him. What a sad existence

[@Huddy52]

My favorite running joke of this video is machinma cutting his pay every 5 minutes. Every two minutes we hear "and this cut into his already dwindling income". Dang man just get a job streaming is not meant for you.

[@setsers1]

XD

[@Kevjohno]

NOTHING FOR YOU TONIGHT is the funniest he'll never live that staycation video down ..the man's a walking talking disaster

[@MisterSchitt]

All this shit went down before he moved back to Twitch. He wasn't a complete Twitch bitch until the back half of 2017. When Machinima dumped him, Curse picked him up, Laveria scammed him into a partnership, and Curse picked him up a second time.

[@Mister3Smiley]

“The questionable practice of swatting”? No, it’s not questionable, that is fucked up

[@aquaprofile]

swatting is the best! /s

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

@@aquaprofile Until someone gets killed and you are sentenced for life because of that.

[@aquaprofile]

Agsma, Just Agsma the mistake is getting caught

[@acoggaming2667]

@@aquaprofile that means i can track your adress and tell it to the cops.

[@aquaprofile]

Good luck!

[@iFloops]

Dude, all of your content is insanely well-researched and presented excellently. You're killing it, keep it up!

[@hadesrecordofragnarok]

Phil actually reacted to this, and for most of the video it was him pausing and calling your facts wrong and saying what actually happened. Now if he was a sane normal person I’d believe him because not everyone is in every second of his daily life and drama, but he lies, manipulates, begs. Etc.

[@Corrderio]

That's the way he always debunks stuff. He'll say why the "facts" are wrong and then say his side without any proof. Heck was on an interview last week and was supposed to "debunK" these myths about his racist humor and other crap but he had no proof. When the subject of his bank statements came up the best he could muster as a counter is "How could I be spending over 100 dollars at a pet store?" Funny enough a few days later he started to crap on the show that interviewed him calling them unprofessional, misinformed, only believed the detractors and then low key made a threat saying he has dirt on the 2 people that interviewed them that could land them in legal trouble. Just goes to show how much of a coward he is when he's not in his own echo chamber.

[@hadesrecordofragnarok]

@@Corrderio for real.

[@sukhoifockewulf]

​@@CorrderioLol, I think it was the next day

[@AmalekIsComing]

Yeah

[@cjinworldofgaming511]

The only thing I believe from his claims in his video is about his deceased friend. While I know he's the master of lies, I don't think he would lie about a deceased friend. Everything else, however, baloney.

[@Bloodgaze]

"Abusing his equipment." Was.. Was that foreshadowing?

[@unknowndane4754]

As someone who doesn't follow him, can you elaborate ?

[@seaofcancer2462]

oh he beats his meat on stream

[@dustinrausch5008]

@@unknowndane4754 26:11

[@dajosh42069]

10/10 would pun again!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

...nicely done.

[@hellodarkness5644]

Swatting isn't exactly questionable its flat out wrong and illegal.

[@Falicity345]

Swatting sounds like a waste of money as well

[@Raging]

I don't want to defend the guy myself, imagine a jew defending an anti-semitic dipshit who acted like an idiot and made tons of stupid financial decisions over the years, but it's kinda fucked how since the video (and likely a lot of others on the channel, i don't follow it that much) relies on depicting the people and groups in ridiculous manners and in a negative light to the point of downplaying the fucked up shit that did happen to them.

[@benandrew21]

@@Raging I think the narration was fair. It's a recount of why he's infamous, not a biography of the guy. He tells the story of frankly disgusting attacks on DSP as well as telling the story of the frankly disgusting things DSP has said and done. It's not that the video is too negative on DSP it's that the guy himself is incredibly negative.

[@Raging]

@@benandrew21 The narration is fine, it's just the wording and tone for stuff like swatting and getting ddos'd

[@FlorSilvestre12]

He's lucky he's a white guy. I can't imagine that ending as well for a streamer of color.

[@somearse8913]

Perfect. Never stop making these, please.

[@Awesomebaconman123]

Some Arse Can I just say I love your Profile Image?

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

IdlovemesomeGyro! Um, you literally just did....

[@ThatTempesTGuy]

"When he lost he blamed cheaters, when he won he berated his opponent and bragged"...... Literally sounds like every online pvp game nowadays

[@BradyPostma]

Doing that is a red flag. Doing that sincerely instead of ironically is another red flag. Doubling down instead of apologizing when confronted by the fact that it is bad behavior is another red flag. Increasingly implausible claims that it's all other people's fault and never his own is another red flag. Associating the instinctive bigotry with the paranoid persecution complex is the point where friends and loved ones should be calling authorities and/or therapists.

[@kevinedwards7670]

Between all the rants; denial; lies; impatience; and discussing private medical issues relating to his ex-gf online - his biggest problem was a complete lack of self awareness. He lives his life like he's an adult child who has rare moments of maturity.

[@laggy3099]

Guldalder Fair enough

[@Ruosteinenknight]

Perfect example of his lack of self awareness is latest ultra street fighter two rant mid game. When fan asked "Could you be less of a sore loser?" when he kept losing to a blanca player (which he is so paranoid about that he believes it's same person stream sniping him and using "lag tactics") he went absolutely ballistic and started raging that one who said it. When he was then called out that he can't improve he exploded again, stating once over again that he knows everything there is about SF2 and he achieved pro-level skill so he can't possibly improve and learning would make him bad. When he was called out this, he literally told that his viewers "Spout so much non-sense like your ass is your mouth". Oh and when mods started apologize for behalf of Phil, he called them to stop acting stupid....and then told people to "relax" and stop being butthurt and grow a pair and complained how everyone needs to grow up. Search "Scrubmode street fighter 2" and enjoy the show.

[@mineonlyhooves]

I agree with you about the manchild comment. He should have grown and matured with his content. He should have realized he couldn't play video games on the internet for the rest of his life. He should have branched out when he was getting 100k views into an actual business- game reviews, movie reviews, blogs, etc and create a network which he could have his friends and creative people have their own shows on his network. Like The Nostolgia Critic and Angry Videogame Nerd did. But Phillip was a short sighted fool.

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

He's Chris-chan minus the autism.

[@_Somsnosa_]

I envy people like that. People who thrive on awkwardness, have no shame, feel no embarrassment and aren't self conscious at all. They would have no problem being loud and obnoxious or chewing with their mouth open. I swear people like that never seem to get called out for their behaviour. I'll chew with my mouth open for 2 seconds or do something I'm not allowed to do by accident and people would fucking jump on me instantly and shout me down. I worry way too much about other people and how they feel.

[@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280]

The man who outlived every channel in Machinima, including Machinima.

[@EuroRhodes]

Don't forget Broteam is still going, also just getting money for being somewhat like DSP but sometimes actually funny.

[@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280]

@@EuroRhodes Super Best Friends is dead. Long live Castle Super Beast.

[@juniorjunior5884]

@@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 Stop reminding me!

[@moonman7684]

Neebs gaming was a part of Machinima and they are still around.

[@BluceReetatd]

Like a fucking cockroach

[@lakobause]

26:10 You should've said "On May 1st, 2016, Phil finally livestreamed himself beating something competently: his meat."

[@petervozdolsky9256]

RazorBeak it’s the two year anniversary of that event lmao

[@Ninetails2000]

He didn't even do THAT right because he missed the moneyshot.

[@TheSherriea1]

@@petervozdolsky9256 lmbo* idiot!

[@colmivers]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatoneguy9582]

Peter Vozdolsky pretty sure you missed a year there

[@weofparadigm]

Phil: points a camera at the tv screen for years, ignoring requests to use a capture card Phil at Twitch: I would never sacrifice the quality of my videos sir! This guy just likes to argue

[@AsymptoteInverse]

That gives "King of Hate" a whole new meaning.

[@OdinDOUCS]

Swatting is "questionable"? I'm not sure I follow, it seems putting people in danger, wasting resources, and possibly lowering the tolerance and trust of our police force is objectively shit

[@romulusnuma116]

Odin Destroyer of Used Car Salesmen he has said later on that calling it questionable was wrong.

[@goldengolem4670]

You have the best name ever.

[@charlescampuz5812]

rusty shackleford Isn’t crime just an everyday occurrence in every country?

[@v3ck1n]

@rusty shackleford So what you're saying is that you're the person who called the SWAT on him?

[@josevelezjr.9922]

@Jaime Gonzalez Correction: at least over 300 people took minor action to prove they cared, myself included.

[@OhSleeper11]

"my income is slipping and I'm almost broke, what do I do?" 1. make a 4th failing youtube channel 2. retry twitch for the 3rd time 3. blame my fans 4. beg on patreon and make promises 5. not follow through on promises 6. make another youtube channel how come "work at McDonald's" never occurred to this guy

[@lordfarquaad4174]

Dude literally just PUMPS out videos that get 1k views

[@organa1626]

Because that requires actually working and putting effort into his well-being

[@renamamiya5997]

Lord Farquaad more like 500 now.

[@playstationskate345]

cuz who wants to work at mcdonalds..?

[@renamamiya5997]

bombay sapphire At least it’s a sure-fire way to make money.

[@Ajzan1]

There are people like Chris-Chan, Terry Davis, Gene Ray and even Spoony, whose stories, despite some controversial events, might be seen as tragic... and there is DSP and Digital Homicide, who can blame only themselves for their downfall.

[@buttbuttwhat1]

Ajzan1 imagine an Onision Down the Rabbit Hole. It’ll be like DSP but literally insane.

[@Ajzan1]

@@buttbuttwhat1 I heard about the guy. I agree. Sam Pepper DtRH would be also interesting.

[@n0isyturtle]

Every time I start to feel bad for Christian I remember what a piece of shit he is.

[@GeorgeMonet]

@@buttbuttwhat1 Onision will have more tales of pedophilia.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Terry Davis and Spoony were at least talented. Terry built a fully functioning OS by himself and Spoony made a lot of great videos that I still watch from time to time. Phil has no talent. Wait, that’s a lie. Phil is incredibly proficient at begging. And lying.

[@gothicpixelchick]

You urgently need to make an update video on this man. He uses all his fans' donations to pay for gacha games shown from bank leaks. Like, 1000s of dollars dropped on the regular, often daily. He's a gambler and actively denies any of it despite the blatant evidence. He pretends to be oblivious to it and defiantly scares all his remaining fans off one by one. Edit: and I should mention it's a mystery whether or not his current wife is aware of his habits. He also has very absurd habits of impulsively lying over the most insignificant and miniscule of things, and rages and bans people when they point out when he's lying or wrong. There's endless moments of him abusing his fanbase archived on KZbin to witness for yourself. And every single stream these days, he throws a fit and guilt trips his audience when he doesn't receive any donations for 30-60 minutes. He literally keeps track of time. He definitely acts poorer than he is. This needs to be brought to light so no one falls for his shit anymore.

[@daijodan]

To be fair the people who legitimately fall for his shit are likely to waste their time and money on something equally absurd. Most of his financial support comes from people who get personal gratification from being a part of the drama. For someone as manipulative as Phil he's about as opaque as a window. His current story isn't even interesting enough for another rabbit hole video imo, and this is coming from someone who follows him pretty closely while waiting for the next circus, I'm more than a little ashamed to admit.

[@dwightd.eisenhower2031]

@@SynthwaveKillerwhat

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

That fan who got banned by DSP has gotten possibly the sweetest case of revenge. First, popularizing the trend "This is how you don't play X" and not only it was enough to start a meme, it also exposed DSP's bruised ego and him abusing KZbin's flagging system. Completely ironic that DSP finally got recognition but not in the best way and it actually contributed to his decline by taking away the attention from him. He's a brilliant mastermind that guy.

[@asahitownboys]

What in the goddamn...?

[@monochrome_soft9472]

ain’t that a kick in the head...

[@WillieManga]

@@asahitownboys Hey, I agree with him.

[@WillieManga]

Hell, this video here is at the top of the darksydephil algorithms!

[@OptiJams]

One could say that he got fucked

[@achaudhari101]

Update: Phil and PandaLee broke up, dealt with a Catfish scheme, Curse kicking him out and now is pulling the ebegging card, Machinima is dead.

[@denseaf1582]

Woot.

[@pyetorshite7379]

Oof

[@Keanuthelegend]

FALLING STAR mega fucking *OOOOOOF*

[@Anino_Makata]

Very nice! Good riddance to that bastard of a "content creator". I pray he never pops up again.

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

Yeah, without a doubt, Machinima is dead anyway. Even if DSP does something dumb again, it will be quite short-lived like his other times.

[@dtown902]

Who wears a shirt with their own face on it? That’s next level narcissism.

[@cizzymac]

That's DSP. He IS a narcissist.

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

@@Kaylehill330 It's for him to think about himself while whacking off narcissistically.

[@zeroobuichi3256]

dtown902 wellll, if it’s like merch that’s understandable as they are trying to get people to buy it, otherwise yeah agreed

[@MichaelLeroi]

If someone made a shirt of my face I'd wear it tbh.

[@themultiverse5447]

I have a cardboard cut out of myself that I bring on dates

[@LuxwingGo]

As bad as life can be, at least I'll never be this guy

[@civilwarfare101]

This is why I want him to be around. His existence and lameness makes me feel better.

[@sc18594]

Amen

[@realGBx64]

life goals: don't be like Darksyde Phil

[@pyetorshite7379]

@@realGBx64 AMEN

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

I believe i will turn into this guy in 20 years or so, my life is just fucking confusing.

[@StormCOG]

DSP wakes up every morning he gets out of bed and goes to make some cereal, he gets a bowl and pours some milk, the milk is curdled and he shouts to Panda "How was I suppose to know Milk goes in the fridge?" then he slowly starves as he puts bread in the toaster but the toaster wont work shouting to Panda "How was I suppose to know to plug the toaster in?" Panda plugs the toaster in but nothing changes, Phill hasn't paid the electricity bills. "I bought the house, why do I have to pay for dlc?"

[@shogun1x]

pinpoint accurate

[@edwinavelar9337]

Top 10 Anime Figths

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

Nothing he could do, dood...

[@Rahhelthethird]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of DarkSydePhil the Unwise? No? I thought not. It's not a story the youtubers would tell you. It's a shit legend.

[@dakotavanleer3859]

DarkSydePhil was a once well liked youtuber he became so popular the only thing he was afraid of was losing his money and popularity which eventually of course he did.

[@lesbianduck7862]

Is it possible to learn this stupidity?

[@dakotavanleer3859]

Not from anyone else.

[@mysite1012]

How Ironic...he called himself the king of hate...but couldn't handle the hate.

[@kaminarikatuhstrofik9534]

I love this thread.

[@lakotacorff4012]

Phil is the kind of guy to throw a boomerang, get hit by it, and blame Australia for making such a crappy shuriken. And probably say "Wooow, nothing I could do!". Part 2 when?

[@DaShoopdahoop]

holy shit calling a boomerang an "australian shuriken" is making me wheeze 🤣

[@ajaxmaxbitch]

"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"

[@Boppercat]

“It’s the stupid Australians! They are trying to kill us by making a shuriken that comes back to kill you!”

[@PhantomAlucard]

He brought it all on himself. No sympathy from me, not with his attitude being what it is.

[@robertanderson9447]

True, his life has taken a dark direction. It is pretty tragic when you think about it. However, if he were a smarter and less egotistical person, this may not have even happened to him. Like PhantomAlucard said, he brought this all on himself. Well, except for the swatting. He didn't deserve that.

[@fluffywolfo3663]

Fredrik Knudsen: *Describes a Bad Thing happening to him* Me: "So was that the end or-" Fredrik Knudsen: "But this was nothing compared to what was about to occur."

[@dustinrausch5008]

...and then Machinima renegotiated his contract again, paying him even less money.

[@djfanboyLIVE]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@orionmoreno7250]

Dustin Rausch *then the mall he's shopping in gets swatted*

[@Rangernewb5550]

The Pigroach will outlast us all

[@orionmoreno7250]

shubhashree sharma down the rabbit hole? More like down DSPs hole am I right?

[@A6by]

I like how Fredrick's closing moral for this episode is about the "volatility of a fanbase" when the clear moral here is actually "don't be a piece of shit".

[@shizmanbeat]

Ehh. I'd argue it's both. You should know by now how truly unforgiving the internet can be.

[@taylorbrine]

I agree. Some content creators talk about how viewers aren't owed anything from them and then forget that the exact same applies the other way around. If all you do is shit on anyone who ever even remotely criticizes you, your viewers will turn away because that's fucking annoying and not fun. He could have decided to ignore the hate, been a good sport to people in the community, and things may have ended so differently. Also, anti-semitism. 'nough said.

[@c_f0rce]

@@taylorbrine I highly doubt he's an actual antisemite. Those were clearly jokes. Unless there are other anti-Semitic comments not covered in this video.

[@pyramidschema8668]

​@@c_f0rce It's pretty clearly a shit-house Borat impression, not his real thoughts. Saying anti-semitic things is still anti-semitic though, even if you aren't an actual anti-semite.

[@91Vault]

...shit attracts flies

[@Demaeter]

This Rabbit Hole digs way more deep that whats shown in the video. Ever considered doing a follow up? It gets a lot whole more interesting than this I can say it for sure. All the stuff that has happened in 5 years its worth checking out.

[@WobblesandBean]

He somehow got even worse.

[@jackthe_tripper666]

Definitely need a update. I know he is still a PoS but there has been so much more.

[@OVRLORD-gd3uz]

I would agree that it needs an update, I’ve just been binging the dsp lore lately and I don’t know the whole story.

[@Arlesmon]

Yeah, those 5 years do bring some good stuff. Like his wwe champions and gin adictions. The other scams, the bankrupcy and some other sagas that phil got into. And it seems that he's gotten desperate lately.

[@jkdman2007]

He claims he changed a lot, but in fact he is not. I mean he thinks he can hide his true form from everyone's eyes. He is still the same lair and he has never changed his attitude at all.

[@yakobengel1410]

So THIS is the masturbation guy I've heard so much about.

[@ericlamb4501]

I heard that some person did that on Twitch, but I didn't think it was actually DSP that did that lol

[@christianmccord9456]

Eric Lamb no it was DSP

[@angrytheclown801]

Yeah, DSP decided to show everyone his O Face.

[@cralo2569]

He's the worst gamer.

[@curtismoore4347]

A screenshot of this comment out of context would make a halfway decent shitpostbot template.

[@JustinY.]

I guess Sid never really recovered after seeing Woody talk.

[@CramcrumBrewbringer]

You're everywhere bro! Can I get a reply from this physical embodyment of a god?

[@bridgetoneill9684]

I swear I see you on almost every video I click on

[@Gh0stBustaz11]

kids can be impressed so easily...

[@ClovisPictures]

@@Gh0stBustaz11 **cough**ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿᶦᵗᵉ**cough**

[@taylordavison6849]

Damn!

[@labcatdog00000]

Fun fact, Phil has about 58 thousand videos on his account, that would mean he has done 13 videos a day every day for the last 12 years

[@drakep.5857]

Oh god

[@thebruh_man1653]

+ alt accounts + twitch streams *oh god*

[@caleightilson8030]

I honestly wonder if thats part of why people left. Maybe they got sick of the bombardment of videos and just weren't interested enough to keep up

[@mightymcloven3321]

That seems impossible. It seems more likely that he's done one video a year for the last 58,000 years.

[@Incrementium]

@@mightymcloven3321 Agreed

[@Bread_Bug]

It’s kinda hilarious that DSP constantly complains about terrible balancing, bugs and poor control in other games, but his greatest achievement in the FGC is thanks to bugs, terrible balancing and poor control

[@definatelynotalpharius]

Listening to Darksydephil eating is torture.

[@penguindrummer252]

This comment. I have never regretted wearing earbuds more and never will.

[@Runamoine]

it's like he made an effort to get as close to the mic as he could while chewing

[@succubasu]

@Manek Iridius that's an image I never thought I'd ever have in my mind

[@kartos.]

smack smack smack

[@kankeydong2500]

@Manek Iridius why did you put that image on my head, bro?

[@RayhartTwins]

Anyone else here after the WingsOfRedemption episode?

[@coolguy2418]

Rayhart Twins you mean the movie?

[@RayhartTwins]

@@coolguy2418 yes

[@bloodeagle2234]

the movie lol

[@Deep_wolf]

@@bloodeagle2234 2 hours is pretty much a documentary movie

[@midgetwaffles8635]

I am~~

[@Kolby-yq4vl]

His persona 3 run still gets me. His patreon funds over 1000$ for him to play persona 3. He rages quit on the final boss on easy mode and it took him 2.5 years for him to return and beat it. I beat it on my first try on normal mode.

[@felt7041]

Wait he really rage quit with 5 (or how many? ) revive items?! I played on normal and quit because I was underleveled (around 76) and/or dumb

[@BazZx]

even atlusUSA comment on his vídeo that he raged quitted, so good

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@BazZx "The charm salt is real"

[@yfranse4881]

How do you rage quit a turned based rpg?

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@yfranse4881 He found a way

[@lehto56]

Can we please get a part 2? He is so much worse now, as he has a mobile game addiction, and spends the entirety of his income on DoorDash and booze from Total Wine. Additionally 90% of his income is coming from a group of like 3-5 people.

[@329link]

This is a very well made video. I came here hoping to get a summary of who DSP is, and I pretty much got it without any fluff or insults towards him. Good on you for making something that's purely informative.

[@MrGonzo500]

i almost, ALMOST feel sorry for the guy. if only he accepted that his pride was blocking him from becoming a better person and player, he would get more views

[@jermafan111]

Yeah, the one time Phil can actually use the block feature.

[@humbleheathen69]

He makes jokes I did back in middle school. I realized i was a cringe worthy shit back then but he's a grown was man.

[@bluffy-38]

humble heathen I demand the numbers. U know what I mean

[@bluffy-38]

humble heathen you know... the sauce

[@Mothwater]

JeK Christ mate

[@jeffstarr2223]

@@bluffy-38 cartoon reality king of the hill you're welcome

[@Mibmu]

The hilarious thing is that he is so unsure about his own maturity that he tells other people immature, to grow up, and think like an adult.

[@Subpar1O1]

I swear, watching any other KZbin channel is like watching Netflix or TV, but watching DSP is like watching a gorilla sling shit everywhere from behind a glass window at a zoo

[@wolfetteplays8894]

It is literally not even remotely close to Netflix or TV… I grew up cable, there’s a totally different vibe

[@craigsovilla6578]

​@@wolfetteplays8894he means the accessibility. Obviously it's completely different from watching a TV program.

[@JacF6734]

Extreme mood swings, pathological lying, refusal to apologize, inability to groom one's self, inability to take the slightest bit of criticism -- the same symptoms show up again and again whenever these types of people use the Internet. I swear, a new diagnosis called Internet personality disorder is going to be created in the future, mark my words.

[@CylindricalWhistle]

These are symptoms of already existing personality disorders. Tbh, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the vast majority of people who become notorious on the internet have serious undiagnosed personality disorders.

[@Gatchu137]

Or, more likely, people were already like this, but now you're finally seeing them because of the internet.

[@CogTheBoss]

It already called G.I.F.T.

[@Ty91681]

It's just narcissism run wild. It's been incentivized in today's society on all levels. The internet has just put it in the spotlight, front and center. No need for a new diagnosis.

[@Itried20takennames]

Well the question is also…is too much Internet the cause, or the effect, of the personality?

[@samevans8922]

I’ve never heard of Machinima trying to END a contract

[@baemaxlpz4689]

That's when u know u fucked up when even machinima let's u go

[@ChewieBlue]

They did the same thing to Jordie or WingsOfRedemption

[@platty9237]

I wish the videos they housed would get back into YT. I miss morty kombat and bffs.

[@justandyisok]

Bro. I love this series.... but if you EVER make me listen to that sound clip of dsp eating fast food again I'll start a riot

[@darksoulsismycity]

I know right? That was, to quote it out from DSP, "fucken bullshet"

[@pantryraidz7609]

That part made me feel sick, I haven't eaten in a day and I was no longer hungry after that.

[@99buffalosoldiers]

That delicious, lip smacking negative ASMR

[@mandykarevicius9746]

I know right? This popped up on my recommended list and I watched it again only to discover that I stopped watching this last time right after hearing that dick-knot smacking his fat jowls on a fucking tater tot.

[@partialartist]

It’s been long enough, we need a part 2 DSP himself said he’d react to the video at 400 members on KZbin, and since this is 6 years old now, it’s time for the update on the last 5 years

[@weekinpreview5661]

Been looking for this comment. So much has happened the past five years.

[@reconstructedrichard208]

I agree! Part 2 would be amaing!

[@crack4184]

@@weekinpreview5661 Any summary?

[@jesta7837]

@@crack4184 More of the same but worse. Rage harder, Beg harder, Cope harder, working overtime on gaslighting his wheelchairs.

[@crack4184]

@@jesta7837 They never learn....

[@mineonlyhooves]

I used to watch Phil's content exclusively back in 2010-2013. Even though part of me feels bad for what his life has become, I feel his story is a cautionary tale about the dangers of greed and ego. I honestly believe the best thing for him would be to quit KZbin for a while. Sell the house, move back to CT, apologize to all his friends for his selfish antics over the past 5 years. Get a full time job and start interacting with real people again.

[@DD-fs7pg]

mineonlyhooves Probably never gonna happen because he keeps getting these new chances. His e-begging actually works to some extent too. He has many options at hand. He has many luxaries that he can, but wont give up, if he wanted to stay afloat, without begging. Overall, I don't understand why people would feel bad for him. He's an arrogant, self-centered ego-trip, yet time and time again he's able to weasle his way out of trouble. Not many KZbinrs in his situation can say the same.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

It's gotten to the point that people are questioning just how in trouble, financially, he really is. The amount of money he's making should not be keeping him afloat. He's either lying and he still has a lot of money stored up, or he's getting a lot of help from his parents.

[@BeefyBoulders]

mineonlyhooves DSP is one of the big reasons I fell in love with street fighter and Zangief. It's crazy to see how his life changed since then.

[@uselessmedia858]

I live in CT so please dont joke

[@The-Plaguefellow]

mineonlyhooves That would imply that he's even remotely capable of actual self-evaluation.

[@Zombitious]

Long story short: Being an egomaniac can ruin your career.

[@GOFFBITZH666]

*greedy egotistical pig roach

[@NickShvelidze]

Took him way too long though, there are too many morons who will watch any garbage.

[@onomatopoeia7505]

You have to have a career first to be able to ruin it.

[@UmQasaann]

Tell that to billionaires.

[@names_are_useless]

@@UmQasaann Being an egomaniac [that hasn't already inherited into wealth] can ruin your career.

[@LordMalice6d9]

For the longest time I thought Darksydephil was just a character he played kind of like James Rolfe from the AVGN. But no, I realized it wasn't an act the further and further Phil descended into madness.

[@kankeydong2500]

Comparing him with AVGN it's like comparing hot camel diarrhea to Phil's BBQ sauce (it's a restaurant in san diego and nothing to do with this phil btw)

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

Back then, it was just for fun and wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. Then, his isolation caused him to go insane more and more.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

If it was a character, he wouldn't be in his financial mess, or have stagnant subscriber growth.

[@MisterSchitt]

He’s still in character. Just not when it comes to the e-begging, having two mortgages, a car loan, the taxes, and the infamously long-lived “muh bills.” He breaks character at times. Like when Viscant tried to fight him. Or when Jaha ran him down. Or when Twitter blew up on him over the State of Decay 2 “paid shills” comment. You get the idea.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

@@MisterSchitt Yeah, his character sucks

[@VanessaVersus]

weird that machinima saw DSP, a man banned from blip for anti-semitism and said "yes, this is a man we need on our payroll"

[@charlieharrington9555]

Not surprising considering how awful machinima has always been, they were probably run by bigots too

[@смиренный-х2б]

The guy is basically stuck in a 12 year old mindset

[@McCoy-00]

Now he’s fucked for life

[@snakesis]

the playlist named "being an insufferable manchild" LMAO the accuracy

[@cupidsnut]

TheSamuel apparently hes free of debt now

[@McCoy-00]

The real deal quick sell teal Neal ! Oh, good for him, thanks for telling me.

[@thatoneguy9582]

12 years old is absolutely overshooting i’d say like 10 tops

[@tamar7065]

Swatting is a "questionable practice"? I mean... It's basically attempted murder-by-cop. There's been at least one death attached to it at this point (don't remember the details but Leonard French covered it on his channel). Let's not mince words here, if you swat someone, you need to be in prison.

[@bunglesnurch2062]

Swatting is a serious crime as well, if they can track you down you would face prison time. It's like level 2 of putting in fake calls to 911, you're taking government resources away from people that need it and possibly endangering innocent lives

[@ArnoldSchwarz_enigger]

Fuck phil. Ill buy whoever swats him a beer

[@fireheart1231]

@@ArnoldSchwarz_enigger i hope you get charged as an accomplice. Swatting is a terrible thing that shouldn't happen to anyone!

[@tangerinetech5300]

@@fireheart1231 you think nobody deserves swatting cause that's a lie there are pure scum in this world who don't deserve the air they breath. Phil probably ain't one of them but he sure ain't contributing to anything at all.

[@fireheart1231]

@@tangerinetech5300 It's still better to have get them on things they actually did, rather than just make something up to get the swat team there... Justice isn't randomly swatting someone because they're scum. Justice is making sure they are caught in the act of their terrible misdoings and actually getting punished for what they did wrong.

[@thatpart]

For all of his flaws, DSP brought one important revelation to light, a hard reality that we were forced to accept: Shrimp ramen contains no shrimp.

[@ThesaurusBoy]

hell yeah baby

[@HoundXXII]

you're not wrong

[@RustyMuck]

Bugged ramen mechanics!

[@darthcuckold1486]

Yeah and I'll never forget him for all he's done for the ramen community

[@xephachi]

The shrip, sadly, is a one trick pony

[@DioTheGreatOne]

Phil is like Eric Cartman but in real life

[@BigPuddin]

Nah. Eric Cartman is a highly intelligent and charismatic sociopath. DSP can't claim to possess either of the two qualities. They're both obese and behave like children, but therein lie the only similarities.

[@warlordofbritannia]

He’s Cartman but an absolute moron

[@StationaryBeggar]

Ill do you one better with a comparison to a real human being. *Steven* *Seagal* Seriously they are the same person.

[@neinja66469]

@@StationaryBeggar oh broooo 😭😭 that's too good

[@goosegas2087]

No, Cartman is actually funny and can accomplish things.

[@noize8703]

What I learned from this 1) Too much pride. 2) Playing the victim card (blaming others). 3) Inconsideration for others and the subscribers. 4) Arrogance. Let’s this be a lesson to all of us.

[@GigaChadh976]

5) terrible financial management

[@spade3779]

Sounds like an SJW lol

[@majorclementine1412]

Narcissism

[@MegaCreamy]

seems to be a running theme in the downfall of a lot of youtubers

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

8) unwilling to improve like even a little

[@Pikasprey]

Well that was interesting. I had never even heard of this guy before.

[@Infindox]

Pikasprey Yellow Small internet, you have a good channel too!

[@Holden2003hr]

Pikasprey Yellow Me either lol.

[@animemaniac2]

Boy, have you guys missed out.

[@Holden2003hr]

Marsman Where should I start? Any idea?

[@FloxPepper]

Holden Ryan watch the MGS TIHYDP

[@imasspeons]

Who could have guessed that having a terrible personality and zero regards for your fanbase would lead to decreased viewership over time?

[@johnbanks1419]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nejdalej]

I'm personally shocked and appalled by this revelation.

[@CoconutFromNekopara]

I hope all the current KZbinrs and streamers know of this, this could help them out a lot

[@almonkey1]

kathleen kennedy didn't!

[@NASkeywest]

Reminds me of Wings

[@JC200X]

Remember the last time Phil did a debunk stream, it was nothing but him saying, "That never happened". History will repeat itself.

[@Deadman1000]

I just heard he was going to try it, is it true?

[@JC200X]

@@Deadman1000 We'll see, if he achieves his members goal.

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

nawt troo dood! ack Ack acK! Stoopid trolls *lean in manual ban*

[@SteveTwoTheO]

You forgot to mention some big topics to why he's hated now: - He claims to be broke and still owns the Condo but refuses to sell it because it has devalued. - He lives in a giant house on a private road but refuses to get a smaller place. - He leased an expensive BMW which he rarely used. - He lost his best friend because he was so greedy.

[@kevinarteaga3824]

Hoax Devalued? In Seattle? Bullshit. Housing prices have done nothing but skyrocket in recent years, the median price for a home there is around $750k, hell that's up 15 fucking percent from LAST YEAR ALONE.

[@Web720]

Kevin Arteaga So that means DSP was BSing about house being devalued so he doesn't have to move.

[@kevinarteaga3824]

Tenzing Khedup Looks like it, yeah.

[@drs4983]

Kevin Artega, The Condo is in Connecticut, and yes he moved into a 2 floor house across the country while his revenue kept decreasing

[@Robscurity]

Wait...He has friends?

[@EveryGamerLife]

How did DSP attract such a girl. -Pandalee opens mouth Oh looks like they were made for each other.

[@The_Punisher]

Guess opposites don't attract

[@roundabout468]

Tbh she was a child when they met, right?

[@GaliosUA]

@@roundabout468 18 years is old enough.

[@roundabout468]

@@GaliosUA They started dating when she turned 18. Meaning DSP probably knew her when she was younger... Also not really, he was way older than her. It may be legal but it's still kinda weird.

[@alexandrumarin8981]

@@roundabout468 what this guy says is right. She was 18 when they first started dating publicly, but they must go back at least a year, if not more considering.

[@s0mbra214]

checking this guy in july 2020, he has just disabled comments on everything with high view of 2k and lows of 200

[@NapoleonBonaparde]

He disabled comments like a long time ago, he said the comments were always toxic and that they would estrange new viewers.

[@infernoROBO]

He mainly did that to see if TIHYDPs would stop since they typically showcased comments on screen regarding a particular fail that he did but that didn't stop anything. And it's not like he reads comments anyways so what's the point in disabling them?

[@Rossoneri2]

@@infernoROBO he used to read them, he would address the criticism he got by insulting people on the next video instead of trying to improve. Keep in mind that those people were fans of his who just wanted him to stop making a fool of himself while playing a game. It was simple things like "you skipped the tutorials and are shitting on the game when it's your fault" that pissed him off because in his mind, he knows better than you and he's not responsible for it, the game gave you the option to skip so the devs are to blame for it not him. That kind of thing is what turned his his fans to "detractors"

[@hoppinggnomethe4154]

He didn't even disable the likes and dislikes lol

[@tonicipriani9019]

@@hoppinggnomethe4154 Barely anything in his channel reaches 1000 views within the first month, there's no point in doing that when at most he has 30 dislikes. Even then, a fair amount of his own videos have more likes than dislikes, not for much but still. Idk how much he can win with his youtube account, but the way he treats it makes it seems as twich it's his priority and youtube is just an easy buck, the comments are disable just to mess with the TIHYDPs people make, the likes/dislikes have no use so he doesn't give a fuck about them.

[@omaridaniels8427]

29:49- "And if his deal with Curse were to break." Those were prophetic words. The fact that Twitch gave him the boot is noteworthy as well.

[@ayanjoemusic]

There's Content Cop, putting the criminals out there so that they face justice. Then there's Down The Rabbit Hole, with complete psychoanalysis and investigation. what did we do to deserve such beautiful KZbinrs :'(

[@deathraider3172]

Ayan Joe I think that Idubbz should do a content cop on DSP

[@obvioustroll9203]

@@deathraider3172 not worth the trouble

[@thatonemanbehindthegarbage7126]

@D Zuke Or maybe there hasn't been a "Leafy" or "RiceGum" yet that he has to take care of.

[@asgrahim9164]

Fredrik and Ian are the heroes we need, but who we don't deserve.

[@Leto_0]

@D Zuke I think he's just grown up a little. He used to be super edgy and liked to criticize other youtubers cus that's easy money, but it doesn't earn you much respect.

[@AimYTYT]

the fact that this guy survived the camera's still on incident means he will outlast every youtube channel on the planet

[@SuperDevolution]

"These extra views, however, would soon peter out." So the views he got from taking his peter out petered out?

[@mts9266]

Lmao

[@MissBoxxx]

You win the internet

[@jacobkudrowich]

LMFAO

[@boneor...7022]

Nice

[@JimmehRulez]

P

[@indilune1]

So much has happened since this video, you should really do a part 2.

[@TheLogander]

Yes please. So many story arcs.

[@Twocoolman115]

It’s like watching a train wreck. It just gets worse and worse, yet you can’t look away.

[@LOLquendoTV]

@@MisterSchitt any where were I might get a summary of these events?

[@HopeyDiamond]

@@LOLquendoTV Yeah, bump.

[@Ermac97]

@@MisterSchitt Hahaha! The way you have listed the events, it almost seems like a manga series.

[@Vergil666.]

This video needs a part two! Bwh god almighty DSP has gotten ten times worse in the past five years. From multiple twitch bans, to being fully banned, hiring an escort, tricking his fans into paying for his wedding, banning fans he's had since day one all just because they don't want to tip him through PayPal, charging his fans for the right....for them to see his cat, TO SEE A CAT, FOR A CAT FRIENDS A CAT! His stupid vest streak, ah! and so much more. It's the train wreck that somehow keeps crashing over and over, it's amazing.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

Update for 7/27/18: Curse dropped DSP's main channel. Update for 11/30/18: Last Thursday, DSP stated that he needed $16,000 in donations in addition to his normal income to pay for taxes. He also stated that his parents were dying of an unknown disease and needed money to visit them one last time before they die. And yes, this includes money to stay at a hotel instead of his parent's place. Update for 9/18/2019: In the spring, DSP went to visit his parents with his new move in girlfriend. Surprise, though. He got married to her. The whole trip to see his dying parents was actually so he could get married behind his fans back so he doesn't get doxxed which was his excuse. In addition, recently, he had a stream where he would reveal something special for $1000 in donations. He only hits the goal due to one person footing most of that and the reveal was a cat named Jasper. This is after many many months saying that he couldn't afford to get a cat because his bank account is always overdrawn. He also stated that he had a reveal at $2000 for this stream. When the whales footed this donation goal, he revealed that it was fake! He just needed money.

[@WobblesandBean]

Princess Luna YAY! Now if only I could find out if that girl he's dating finally wised up and ditched his ass.

[@konachanfyi]

Amelia Bee watch the end of the video the text said they broke up

[@WobblesandBean]

HyperSquid Oh no no, I don't mean Pandalee, he began dating another woman shortly after the breakup. There's not much information about her, but it appears she is not a troll. She is legit attracted to DSP and enjoys his company. Just, why.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

You mean Kat or as some circles call her 'The Horse'. He claims she's still with him but he keeps trying to hide her and any videos that seem to show her have her appear to be incredibly uncomfortable. It was shown recently that she was cheating with DSP on her old boyfriend and is believed to be a gold digger.

[@WobblesandBean]

Princess Luna Well I already knew she wasn't wish him out of genuine love for the guy, but if it was to get his money, that's just plain stupid. He doesn't have any. I thought that was common knowledge.

[@arnashe8538]

To describe swatting as questionable is my only issue with this video, I'd describe it as reprehensible, attempted murder.

[@kennedymedina4234]

He was being as neutral as possible to give a more unbiased report

[@arnashe8538]

@@kennedymedina4234 it would have been more neutral if he didn't describe it at all. To describe it as "questionable" downplays it.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

if SWAT teams kill anyone without checking if they have any weapons, or confirming that there are indeed hostages and the swatted gamer is the culprit, then that is entirely the SWAT team's fault

[@arnashe8538]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan how do you suppose a SWAT team safely does that when the only information they have to go on is whatever twisted Fantasy the caller comes up with? How is it a SWAT teams fault in a high tension situation that someone else has masterminded, a situation with the intention of traumatizing/seriously harming/murdering someone VIA said SWAT team. That's like saying it's solely a hitmans fault the person died and the person who hired him has nothing to do with it.

[@zoby1996]

He addressed this in a later video stating that he shouldn't have called it questionable, on his channel there are videos addressing mistakes he made in certain videos

[@abandonedaccountlel7605]

this guy has played so many games yet he's somehow bad at all of them

[@nman551]

Indeed

[@valletas]

No problem being bad or calling the game shit when you are angry the problem is blaming your failures on a medium instead of yourself

[@falconer-ts8fq]

isn't it all about having fun? i'm pretty bad at fps, but at least i can get so much fun with the homies on battlefront 2. and i've watched alot of streamers who were bad at video games, but at least they have fun and laugh it off, cracking jokes, instead of raging and blaming everything but themselves

[@abandonedaccountlel7605]

@@falconer-ts8fq Yeah, but it just baffles me that a guy like dsp that has played so many games still somehow sucks at them. Sure, not everyone is an expert gamer, but I'm pretty sure even the average non gamer would find something they're half decent at if they had played as many games as dsp has. I'm also surprised that dsp fails to understand even the most basic mechanics (eg. The famous crouch jump video, I mean, the instructions are literally in the name. Crouch, then jump) but maybe I'm just being a sweatlord lol, I'm extremely competitive so I focus on skill more than fun. I do agree though that games are meant to be fun, I just have trouble having fun because I'm so focused on winning I guess.

[@falconer-ts8fq]

@@abandonedaccountlel7605 exactly...hey, everyone has their bad days. one day, you rip asses left and right and always come to the top, and next day you play so bad like you've never touched that game before. but DSP is something else. instead of trying to get better and better, he always swears and cusses and blames everything but himself. and at least he should try to be likable, EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES GODDAMIT. he always finds excuses and he always looks so depressed when playing, then what's the point in following that sack of shit?

[@maestrobash7822]

Wow, so this dude was always in the right place at the right time, but just could not stop self-sabotaging. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[@Gggmanlives]

I picture Phil watching this and when the video describes the areas in his career he fucked up he sits there going "Bullshit! There was nothing I could do, dude! COME ONNNN"

[@braintrope4736]

Gggmanlives DSP Experiences Bugged Life Mechanics

[@FoxInferno13]

Brain Trope Couldn't work, dood!

[@CougarLeonII]

You forgot the "Seal laugh".

[@TrueCanadianGamerThe]

"I pushed the button! It didn't work!"

[@marcofunke3607]

I picture you making a video about it and find a reason to add a naked clickbait-woman as the thumbnail. :)

[@6000hall]

As someone who is ethnically Jewish, the only thing that offended me was how boring his jokes were.

[@6000hall]

@@senorspook6279 Seriously lmao.

[@Flowtail]

You know what they say, it's a lot easier to say the n-word than to actually be funny

[@6000hall]

@@Flowtail True, it's just sad that it's just shock value.

[@Flowtail]

@@6000hall i mean, shock is a component to humor, so "saying something shocking" is.. humor-adjacent, you know? easy to get the two confused if you're not paying attention

[@snake8534]

I know right, I bet blip wouldn't have suspended and banned him if he had a little flavour and creativity in his jokes.

[@Explosivenothingness]

Hearing him chewing and eating food is the most disgusting thing in the world. I can't handle that sound and it makes me physically sick

[@OdaSwifteye]

I find the clearing of his throat to be pretty stomach churning.

[@UltraBomber64]

His constant snorting is what disgusts me the most.

[@Marterez_ZQ]

Explosivenothingness The smacking of his lips and holy hell that nasty overly greasy burger he ate in of his vids was gross.

[@VetriVade]

SNORT

[@tibbygaycat]

Explosivenothingness He's an inverse Zijek.

[@ethzero]

6 years on, Philip is now a middle-aged man and sadly this video is *still* relevant as his behaviour has not changed. Indeed, with a dwindling viewership on his own channel and allegedly heavily relying on tips and direct PayPal contributions he spends an inordinate amount of time begging for money either during play session or directly to camera with the routine excuses of not being able to meet this month's bills and/or being able to purchase new games. As well as continuing to ban viewer that do in fact financially contribute, Philip has also taken to long-form rants about what he calls his "detractors" going so far as to call anyone that doesn't listen to him an "stupid brainless idiots" and dictates to his small fan base to only listen to him. The "detractors" also take the form of a cottage industry of other KZbin creators that clip and monetise his content much to Philip's chagrin.

[@GameplayandTalk]

Between this and the Spoony video, I am reminded how *not* to act on the internet. Thanks.

[@OneTrueBelmont]

Not to mention how NOT to treat your fans and viewers.

[@erickernestoserratosgalleg4692]

Spoony??

[@olivinecityjasmine]

Ironically not just by DSP and Spoony themselves but also the people that they were around too. Everyone was scummy in these vids tbh.

[@_Uptilt]

+OlivineCityMetal Yeah. The LordKat part in the Spoony video for example was better at highlighting the assholery of LordKat himself than of Spoony.

[@kaczan3]

"Between this and the Spoony video, I am reminded how not to act on the internet. Thanks." - it actually has made me paranoid and I'm cautious of every word.

[@esotericfilms]

jesus christ the sounds of him eating during that short clip were almost enough for me to turn off the video

[@JabAtLife]

Oh God, the sounds of a fat pig smacking onto his shit. That part is so cringe Xp

[@pisstakecentral]

@@JabAtLife EH

[@MahouSoju]

Swatting isn't "questionable" it's incredibly dangerous and reckless. There's no "question" about it.

[@pstrap1311]

Exactly what I was going to say.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

He's neutral, but sometimes he tries to be too neutral.

[@mariussielcken]

It's also criminal

[@v3ck1n]

I dont care how much of a shit human you are, SWATing someone is a bad decision. Unnecessarily dangerous for the streamer, dangerous for his neighbors, and dangerous for the officers involved.

[@Twinkle_Toes123]

You're also wasting the officers time and taking them away from their duties, possibly endangering others that need help as result. It's definitely funny to see happen, but that does not outweigh the negative aspects of it.

[@Embarblaze]

Only complaint I have is referring to SWATting as just questionable. Shits literally gotten people killed

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

If you can believe it, he has gotten considerably worse after this video was uploaded. - he was booted from Curse, forcing him to go on his own with Adsense - his Adsense was suspended because, as this video shows, he outright asked for viewers to click his ads - with the luck and survivability of a cockroach, he somehow had his Adsense unbanned and is currently receiving (albeit weak) revenue - he somehow managed to net what we in the detractor community like to call a paypig, someone who is responsible for much of a streamer’s revenue. This piggy is called tutankhamunnn and was responsible for over *65%* Of Phil’s revenue for September. - he also managed to drive away this piggy by showing no gratitude for this person gifting over 700 subscribers and donating well over $3k in bits and tips - since breaking up with Leanna, he immediately picked up a woman named Kat, who was found to be a golddigger after some digging by the detractor community. Phil was actually talking to Kat while he was still with Leanna, and used much of the money raised for “taxes” to fly Kat to WA from Michigan, as well as moving her in after only meeting her 3-4 times. - Phil has raised money to complete another entry of his DSP Tries It series, but has since ignored the obligation and bans anyone who brings it up on stream - Phil has adopted the term, “interaction,” but not as you or I might use the word. Whereas interaction means talking to and responding to chat, Phil interprets it as receiving money from his fans. If you ever read his twitter and see a tweet that says, “fun stream tonight! lots of interaction!” You’ll know that he meant a lot of people were cheering and tipping - he will often, and I mean OFTEN bitch about low viewership, will blatantly ignore the game or stop the game (something he claimed he would never do) to read shoutouts, and at his lowest point this year, actually shilled for Ubisoft, doing a sponsored stream for the latest Assassins Creed game. Mind you, he was already playing the game and had PLENTY negative to say about it, but during the sponsored stream had nothing but positive things to say about the game.

[@Vitorruy1]

Terminal Cancer how is this guy still kicking?

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Vitorruy1 Playing the victim card. Have you seen his most recent stunt?

[@Vitorruy1]

Terminal Cancer no.

[@Khenfu_Cake]

Damn... Talk about a guy who continues to bite the hands that feed him, despite how lucky he is to even have been given these opportunities in the first place. And yet, someone always seems to be willing to give him another chance... Cockroach indeed.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Vitorruy1 I posted another comment updating everyone if you care to read. It’s on here, I just posted it a little while ago.

[@09yulstube]

I have no idea who this person is. I'm not entirely sure why I care about his financial situation throughout the years. Yet here I am. Nice video, man. Very entertaining. It's evident there's a shit ton of research behind it.

[@airiakizuki5592]

I was 'late' to the DSP party. I researched Phil for 4 days to make sure I got the whole story. Lets just say the evidence against him is astronomical. He clearly has earned his infamy.

[@IconDevco]

Same. don't care about this doofus, but he makes an interesting story

[@nunliski]

Watching summaries of the careers of youtubers is FAR more interesting than actually watching the horrible, self-obsessed videos they make.

[@jijonbreaker]

It's a lot better to hear about a trainwreck from somebody else, than to be on the train.

[@evilmostdefinitely4729]

MICHELLE VISAGE!!!! 🧡🧡

[@theblacksheep1000]

DSP Tries it: BANKRUPTCY

[@goldensoul1842]

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU HAD TO PAY BILLS?" "Dood come on, the bank only gave me like 18 warning letters at most" "Moving money into an offshore account to avoid tax is illegal? Since when?"

[@theblacksheep1000]

AHK AHK AHK AHK AHK

[@namelessresource5782]

Holy shit my sides

[@chaosinc.382]

Best comment.

[@an_alienwashere]

TheBlackSheep this is how you don’t pay rent.

[@luisramirez-or5vg]

After that interview a part 2 definitely needs to be made