DSP the Worst Helldivers 2 Player You Have Ever Seen, Getting Teamkilled, Glitches & Bugs

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DSP Tries It - Memology 101

DSP Tries It - Memology 101

Күн бұрын

Now we wait for the slow streams

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@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
That Helldiver spotted a roach in disguise and exterminated it on sight. God bless that patriot.🫡
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 6 ай бұрын
Some kinda 'smart' bug...well, not Starship Troopers smart, but y'know what I mean.
@amyford2971
@amyford2971 6 ай бұрын
Let’s hope they are only being a dick to DSP and that isn’t how they play with all their teams. Presumably the game allows you to report people who keep deliberately doing crap like that.
@OfficialSatelliteMan
@OfficialSatelliteMan 6 ай бұрын
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
@propane593
@propane593 6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 6 ай бұрын
@@amyford2971It's a Phyllis thing, we all know it's a Phyllis thing.
@YoutubeStyleChannel
@YoutubeStyleChannel 6 ай бұрын
Imagine paying a 42 year old $100 to tell him you are proud of him for playing a multiplayer game. What a loser.
@crazycid10
@crazycid10 6 ай бұрын
It gets funnier when you realize he put it on the shorter stream and spent most of the stream wasting time.
@GreggEddwards
@GreggEddwards 6 ай бұрын
totally a troll dono tho
@markusballsdeep6051
@markusballsdeep6051 6 ай бұрын
There are some chat leaks that show OIC manipulates DSP and his stream to the point where the reason Kat showed up again is because of OIC
@JJsiN84
@JJsiN84 6 ай бұрын
@@markusballsdeep6051 Yes, I saw the same clips back when DSP was on Twitch. OIC basically straight up said he or she whatever controls him, the other whales, and his streams. So basically DSP's streams are held together by a psychopath.
@AstroboyWunder416
@AstroboyWunder416 6 ай бұрын
Whoever donated that money has not touched grass in a long, long time.
@darrylwoodbury
@darrylwoodbury 6 ай бұрын
Lol, he is literally the worst gamer I've ever seen. He's hilariously bad.
@RC-cv3bv
@RC-cv3bv 6 ай бұрын
I actually thought he was trying to be funny for a second when he couldn't find the ammo right in front of him.
@scorpion6328
@scorpion6328 6 ай бұрын
What’s sad is that being a bad gamer is the LEAST of Phil’s problems.
@BrandRedacted
@BrandRedacted 6 ай бұрын
The ironic thing about this is if he had embraced being bad at games, he'd be much more successful. That ship has long since sailef
@jonathansoko1085
@jonathansoko1085 6 ай бұрын
Phil is a pro fgc player, stop hating
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
@@jonathansoko1085🗿…. ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
@Twisted_Ozzy
@Twisted_Ozzy 6 ай бұрын
This is so sad, you can tell phil doesn't want to play Helldivers 2. He's just playing it because he hopes it will bring in the money.
@DJMcFlinty
@DJMcFlinty 6 ай бұрын
The money was promised in advance, 99% they bought him the game too
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 ай бұрын
Not hopes, he knew. Someone definitely emailed him saying if he played it they'd give him money. Whoever "defender of freedom" is. He's at the whims of his whales.
@miked237
@miked237 6 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t surprise me if it was OIC
@snoozeflu
@snoozeflu 6 ай бұрын
You can bet if it doesn't continue to bring in this same amount of money, it will be dropped.
@jwmdlm07
@jwmdlm07 6 ай бұрын
Yep I know he’s an idiot but he was definitely playing it up
@DrAkuIa1
@DrAkuIa1 6 ай бұрын
The defender of freedom. Someone no body has ever heard of randomly pops up and gives Phil 100 dollars. Nothing fishy to see here. Definitely not a new sock of the biggest dent of all.
@MajorSquiggles
@MajorSquiggles 6 ай бұрын
Here we go again Phil pretending that he is being so gracious to play a new game because people asked him and not because a dent paid him at least $100, probably more to do it.
@rad.man.1
@rad.man.1 6 ай бұрын
And the FIRST thing on his mind is doordash. Can't make this shlt up.
@plasmaguy8895
@plasmaguy8895 6 ай бұрын
my (least) favorite dspism is where someone in chat gives him a large amount of genuinely good advice and he reads it super fast as if its somehow overbearing to learn the basics of the game or accept advice
@snoozeflu
@snoozeflu 6 ай бұрын
It infuriates me when he does that speed reading thing. He acts like it's some kind of burden or inconvenience to read it normally. It's super disrespectful as well.
@pheonixgray6078
@pheonixgray6078 6 ай бұрын
But then he'll ask what to do and how to play later in the stream 😅
@PolyesterKyle
@PolyesterKyle 6 ай бұрын
roach won't listen to advice much less appreciate it, i don't know why these friendly sounding people are wasting their time on this cretin, they should find a nice appreciative noob to coach, THAT would be positive and meaningful
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
@@pheonixgray6078 Exactly. He doesn't want advice, he wants hand-held because he can't be bothered to learn how to play on his own.
@krustin
@krustin 6 ай бұрын
Whats even worse, is when he speedreads a comment like that and then stares into the camera with his dumb fucking condescending mug, as if to snarkily demonstrate how dumb it was. Its like he's aitting there waiting for a medal to be put around his neck.
@griffiththechad9483
@griffiththechad9483 6 ай бұрын
Imagine being so universally hated that you get constantly team killed in a game with a relatively open community and that incentivizes teamwork. Congrats Phil, there’s a bounty on your head. You have now become public enemy #1 for any Helldiver that’s deployed with you.
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 ай бұрын
Well it's not like he's gonna act in a team He has crossplay off, he has voice chat muted, so they can't communicate. He instantly runs off from any team mate in any team based game. Half of that stream was him wandering the desert alone.
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
It's one of his viewers stream sniping him, he's stupid enough to stream himself finding a game in the menu then wonder why there's trolls.
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
you have to be a pretty bad apple to get helldivers to go out of their way to TK you. i haven’t met one traitor yet
@x-ScaryBerry-x
@x-ScaryBerry-x 6 ай бұрын
@@ClamfacedWatch him decide to do solo dives and then get all pissy about how hard it is.
@AJQDport
@AJQDport 6 ай бұрын
If I ever get into a game with him, he will get tk'd every time he's reinforced.
@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 6 ай бұрын
Imagine this scenario, the same stream but instead of $158 in tips, there is only $7
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
Oh it would’ve been a whole lecture to the dents for 3 pahdcast SNORT🐽
@Ridiculousman3
@Ridiculousman3 6 ай бұрын
You've predicted the future
@marathonman96
@marathonman96 6 ай бұрын
$7 streams are becoming more common so we just might get that.
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 6 ай бұрын
100 bucks from OIC is not organic growth of the business DOODS.
@OfficialSatelliteMan
@OfficialSatelliteMan 6 ай бұрын
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
@sammurphy3343
@sammurphy3343 6 ай бұрын
Speedtalking a dono like that is very disrespectful to someone giving you money.
@MurphysSlaw992
@MurphysSlaw992 6 ай бұрын
It's wild how ignorant that came across, just to disregard the advice they paid to give him. This guy is repugnant
@Snakee423
@Snakee423 6 ай бұрын
He does that everytime there is an explanation he doesnt want to hear
@markusballsdeep6051
@markusballsdeep6051 6 ай бұрын
There are some chat leaks that show OIC manipulates DSP and his stream to the point where the reason Kat showed up again is because of OIC
@AstroBimpson
@AstroBimpson 6 ай бұрын
​@@markusballsdeep6051do you know where we can find these chat leaks? I've seen you comment this a bunch but have yet to see you say where to find them.
@floatinghamstick
@floatinghamstick 6 ай бұрын
​@@markusballsdeep6051DSP doesn't even trust OIC enough to mod him, despite giving Phil over 20k at this point and vehemently defending Phil on numerous platforms. How tf is he manipulating pigroach boy?
@Abyss3223
@Abyss3223 6 ай бұрын
The cut on that machinegun strat drop is genious. Killing yourself in a tutorial, man this pigroach never ceases to amaze.
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
gaming journalism mentality. oh look, it’s glowing, must be a waypoint!
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
Most people die during the 'prone under suppressive fire' bit as they learn the controls and get a feel for the game. He manages to die to himself.
@cosmicdragon9237
@cosmicdragon9237 6 ай бұрын
He forgot that he can prone and how to take his machine gun.. in the tutorial
@KaaneDragonShinobi
@KaaneDragonShinobi 6 ай бұрын
I died because I forgot ctrl was stratagem and c was crouch until I switched the keybinds so while frantically spamming my move keys I was getting eaten by a bug lmfao.
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
The WWE champions gambling addict calling out another game for having microtransactions. Can't make this shit up.
@FatedXircle
@FatedXircle 6 ай бұрын
To be fair, that helldiver player was doing their job ...shoot bugs on sight
@BlakeandRyanVa
@BlakeandRyanVa 6 ай бұрын
My God it takes a special kind of talent to make this game look and play as bad as he does
@taags
@taags 6 ай бұрын
Its his gift. He makes any game look horrible.
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 ай бұрын
Its a team based game and DSP is afraid of people. Every round he ran off from everyone so he could effectively solo.
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
@@Clamfacedto be fair, it’s because of that blessed patriot who sniffed out a bug among the squad. the hilarity which ensued’s why phil should be scared lol
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 6 ай бұрын
I have noticed he actively makes the games he plays look unfun
@mclovin2408
@mclovin2408 6 ай бұрын
I honestly don’t know why he didn’t know why he’s being teamkilled, you failed to pass the helldiver vibe test, if you don’t do the emotes together then you lose everyone’s trust.
@Valentino-64
@Valentino-64 6 ай бұрын
Of course there's bugs. It came free with your fucking Helldivers 2
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
you would think phil wouldn’t want to play this game. it’s guaranteed to have bugs, dood!
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 6 ай бұрын
Not to mention half of the enemy teams you face are bots
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
Pigroach being the biggest bug out there.😂
@ObijeeTeeVee
@ObijeeTeeVee 6 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.
@1ztype343
@1ztype343 6 ай бұрын
"I have the oldest Helldiver's 2 known to man"
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 6 ай бұрын
"I am not a social person" Don't say that like it's a conscious decision you've made to be an utterly friendless loser, beyond any hope of redemption.
@hemogoblin69
@hemogoblin69 6 ай бұрын
People like you project so hard it's insane lmao
@AstroBimpson
@AstroBimpson 6 ай бұрын
​@@hemogoblin69if this was said about anybody else other then dsp I might have agreed, but nothing, but the truth was said here, lol.
@Kurodo222
@Kurodo222 6 ай бұрын
​@@hemogoblin69How is he projecting? He's right
@santoryushiro
@santoryushiro 6 ай бұрын
@@hemogoblin69 Derich get off the sock account and get outta here
@hemogoblin69
@hemogoblin69 6 ай бұрын
@@Kurodo222 if he weren't I don't think he'd be typing out comments to an old man about how he fucked his life up. Idk that's just me though
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred 6 ай бұрын
And he is gonna blame chat when the game fails to perform, as usual. "You asked for this!!! Wheres me moonies dood?"
@lazcoroner1483
@lazcoroner1483 6 ай бұрын
I'd say it is already over performing..
@justlikethesimulations9213
@justlikethesimulations9213 6 ай бұрын
@@lazcoroner1483the money was probably promised in advance. Probably got gifted it too
@ghostlywinds5334
@ghostlywinds5334 6 ай бұрын
He blames chat fir every game he chooses to play yet OIC is the one who wanted helldivers2
@Clamfaced
@Clamfaced 6 ай бұрын
He's already said the line last night
@lazcoroner1483
@lazcoroner1483 6 ай бұрын
@@justlikethesimulations9213 do you also think the moon is made out of cheese?
@Solreth65
@Solreth65 6 ай бұрын
The salute with THAT hat is just peak comedy.
@KeremyJing
@KeremyJing 6 ай бұрын
"Why is he doing that? That just makes the mission harder, does it not?" Because he hates you, Phil. Because he hates you and seizing the opportunity to continuously punish you and summon you back for (you guessed it) more punishment for being an immeasurably abysmal human being is a value that dwarfs the cost of any video game objective.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 6 ай бұрын
it's its own reward.
@miciso666
@miciso666 6 ай бұрын
I would to. For calling me a fucking kid. And saying the hard f word to us.... nah fuck phil
@LeeONardo
@LeeONardo 6 ай бұрын
0:15 - "Alright everybody I'm playing Helldivers 2 because people keep bugging me about it." Wow, just imagine being a fan of Helldivers 2, coming across his channel and that being the first thing you see. And he wonders why he's a constant fail.
@GriffinatorOriginal
@GriffinatorOriginal 6 ай бұрын
Of course DarkSidePhail isn’t going to play Stellar Blade. The MC is a female character WITHOUT facial hair or a square masculine jaw and that terrifies him.
@IAmPez
@IAmPez 6 ай бұрын
Even with that being true, he definitely wouldn't ever go after the strong, masculine type. He would absolutely go for the young, boyish ones. The more naïve, the better.
@ringe1008
@ringe1008 6 ай бұрын
​@@IAmPezdsp likes femboys confirmed
@roundishcap
@roundishcap 6 ай бұрын
he should just be honest why he doesn't want to play it.
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
Just you watch. He'll play it. At some point. He's proven that much. Bitch and rant about said game for months, then when any kind of hype or popularity for it died off, pick it up and play it. Finally, act like everyone DEMANDED him to play it every day (which is kind of true for some games, Stellar Blade included) and act like some entitled brat about how and why he shouldn't have listened to "morons" and "detractors".
@brianlamontagne8850
@brianlamontagne8850 6 ай бұрын
@@IAmPezThat is why DarksydeBiden prefer Senua's Saga: Hellblade II when it comes out over Stellar Blade
@HaeravonFAQs
@HaeravonFAQs 6 ай бұрын
How is he this bad at every game? You think he'd accidentally not suck at something, but no, he's miserable and shit at every game I've seen him play.
@bellydancingstoat
@bellydancingstoat 6 ай бұрын
This guys gameplay is honestly getting worse
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
Bugged thumb mechanics d00d nothing he could do.😢
@joakimsen87
@joakimsen87 6 ай бұрын
He doesn't care, he got paid immediately so nothing matters, he can just continue being the worst streamer on the internet and that loser will continue funding his life
@gent-47
@gent-47 6 ай бұрын
The fact people with no arms or legs play better than Phil is crazy.
@roboticgentlemen1970
@roboticgentlemen1970 6 ай бұрын
Phil thought that lvl 89 player would carry him. Never wondering why such a high player would be in a noob lobby
@JohnnyShagbot
@JohnnyShagbot 6 ай бұрын
I often go into low level lobbies and seek out SOS beacons. Love to help the new divers. When you've unlocked everything, there's no real reason to keep playing on the maximum difficulties.
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
​@@JohnnyShagbotI do, I enjoy the challenge. It's the same as DRG where you can just play for fun with randos once you've finished unlocking everything.
@Jopeth23
@Jopeth23 6 ай бұрын
​@@JohnnyShagbotsame here. My first game of the day (usually when I get home from work) would be a game with randoms at difficulty 5-7. It's fun testing new loadouts with little pressure while helping newbies. It's only when my perma squad and other friends log in that we then play on our usual difficulty 8-9.
@roboticgentlemen1970
@roboticgentlemen1970 6 ай бұрын
I respect all 3 guys who commented on this. I know good high level players exist. I have run into plenty. But I believe with Phil's luck, unless they are a dent jumping in, his encounters will always be like what we saw here.
@bogymanthedark
@bogymanthedark 6 ай бұрын
​​​@@JohnnyShagbotI was playing 7+ difficulty missions at level 15. really enjoy the challenge and the absolute mayhem.
@asura48
@asura48 6 ай бұрын
Dsp: it's rpg overload you guize are tired of them cuz no one is khantributing Also dsp:.......... I'm naht playing helldiver's cuz it's a multiplayer game and I have no friends More dsp:..... I've decided to play helldiver's cuz no one is watching dragon dogma 2 Even more dsp:....... alright guize I'm playing helldiver's cuz you keep bugging me about it
@CloakofAuron
@CloakofAuron 6 ай бұрын
Next time on DSP! "I'm not interested in playing Stellar Blade, and the next time it's brought up I'm gonna ban!" "Okay, I'm gonna try Stellar Blade because everyone keeps foaming at the mouth about it!" "I'm playing Stellar Blade because no one's supporting Rebirth and Helldivers 2!" "Alright guise, I'm playing Stellar Blade because you kept bugging me about it, but no one's supporting the streams! Reel tahlk, I'm gonna drop it if I don't see more engagement!"
@chew8087
@chew8087 6 ай бұрын
How does someone who’s life is basically funded by micro transactions have a problem with micro transactions in game
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
i’m pretty sure he’s just saying that to capitalize on gamer outrage, even though there’s a good chance phil’s fans are eating micros up. maybe that’s where the tip money is going
@labtec514
@labtec514 6 ай бұрын
He doesn't want people spending money on other things than his stream
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
it's only okay when it's Hogans dood
@oxysz
@oxysz 6 ай бұрын
Not to mention he’s totally bs and wrong you cannot spend money and unlock the guns lol. It’s just the armor that does nothing different.
@Jagass
@Jagass 6 ай бұрын
I'm doing my part!
@LostOneOmega
@LostOneOmega 6 ай бұрын
🫡
@Caprikyzer
@Caprikyzer 6 ай бұрын
You know a roach when you see one 🫡
@mmmyeah7
@mmmyeah7 6 ай бұрын
😂
@Psydrre
@Psydrre 6 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service!
@vahlok1426
@vahlok1426 6 ай бұрын
Its the guy!
@AngryLoona
@AngryLoona 6 ай бұрын
2:06 it’s so crazy to see how much of a pathological liar he is. He literally watched a donkey video where the whole video they fought robots. It would be harder to find truth from him than the city of Atlantis
@321Tdog
@321Tdog 6 ай бұрын
Dunkey?
@drakeweddner
@drakeweddner 3 ай бұрын
The City of Atlantis is in the Sahara desert it's call the Richat structure
@StrugglerChad
@StrugglerChad 6 ай бұрын
Helldenters II really went somewhere didn’t it? 🙃
@SOM_Berserker
@SOM_Berserker 6 ай бұрын
Some of my boys and I were laughing at his complete ineptitude during the whole stream. The charger bugs, just wandering around like a dodo, wasting ammo, the absolute embarrassment that was the tutorial and the hilarious team killer he later dubbed "Mentally slow" were highlights for us. Our resident HD2 expert is cooking up something on this rn
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
“mentally slow” as phil takes way too long to even attempt dodging the gunfire, that’ll learn ‘em
@V1dW4tcher
@V1dW4tcher 6 ай бұрын
DSP using a shotgun against a Bile Titan, I can’t wait for that.
@qu1253
@qu1253 6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when he tried to use a shotgun against The End in MGS3.
@MikeTheD
@MikeTheD 6 ай бұрын
The top games to ask about with Phil : Stellar Blade, FF7, and DD2. In that order. It's a must right now
@boswelldoddler5235
@boswelldoddler5235 6 ай бұрын
He really is awful at every game he plays. Unless he is told explicitly and shown how to do it, he's just not going to understand it.
@birduno
@birduno 6 ай бұрын
i love that he specifically says he kept seeing helldivers on twitter and he's aware of it, but somehow completely missed the narrative being part of it. just desperately trying to skip everything "it's an online game who cares!" dsp truly has no comprehension
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
people like that TKer are why phil dodges these games like credit card bills or remotely attractive female characters. he knows for a fact that he’ll get dunked on by other players because he’s so hated by now
@konnen7354
@konnen7354 6 ай бұрын
He thought he was being clever when he found the battlepass. Wait till he finds you need medals, which can only be earned in-game, to actually buy the weapons. 😬
@jaykelley103
@jaykelley103 6 ай бұрын
Paid games with microtransactions of any sort are automatically trash. Them becoming more common does not change this, it merely shows that the standards have been lowered.
@Magnificoooooo
@Magnificoooooo 6 ай бұрын
@@jaykelley103 you can earn the premium currency by just playing the game
@jaykelley103
@jaykelley103 6 ай бұрын
@@Magnificoooooo that doesnt matter, there being a premium currency at all is trash. It's a $70, premium game. I wish people wouldnt abide this nonsense because its blatantly anti customer but people are so complacent that they put up with it. Some even defend it, if you can imagine such idiocy. Bleak.
@Y0Angelo
@Y0Angelo 6 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@jaykelley103Helldivers 2 is 40$, all the war bonds have no expiration, never paid a cent on micros and yet I got all the war bonds. Sure premium currency exist, but this game does it right by letting you acquire it by you know… actually playing the game. Something you supposed to do with games.
@jaykelley103
@jaykelley103 6 ай бұрын
@@Y0Angelo there's levels of severity to the "freemium" game nonsense. I'm glad the game you like is one of the less severe cases, but I cant enjoy games with microtransactions. The thought of ppl just buying shit that I grinded for really cheapens the experience for me.
@AntiStruts
@AntiStruts 6 ай бұрын
My god. He literally walked under the MG as it was landing. You cannot make it up 2:17
@DieHardjagged
@DieHardjagged 6 ай бұрын
Holy fucking shit.
@darrylwoodbury
@darrylwoodbury 6 ай бұрын
Lol, I can't stop laughing.
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 6 ай бұрын
Spluttering with ugly cry laughter right here.
@V1dW4tcher
@V1dW4tcher 6 ай бұрын
And at boot camp too.
@bendyloco
@bendyloco 6 ай бұрын
damn that’s awesome
@TheJericho1123
@TheJericho1123 6 ай бұрын
dsp showing his racism while not knowing how grenades work.
@snoozeflu
@snoozeflu 6 ай бұрын
Who the fck is "TheDefenderofFreedom"? They just show up for the first time out of nowhere and instantly drop a hundo?
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
Apparently you can "rename" yourself for the tip or whatever. People do it all the time. That or it's some alt account made for the occasion.
@JamBoyJameson
@JamBoyJameson 6 ай бұрын
8:05 He did it! He said the line!!
@UNIRockLIVE
@UNIRockLIVE 6 ай бұрын
I'm a pretty high level in Helldivers 2, And when I was watching him play I was in complete amazement of how bad he was. I would have just shot him for being my teammate and playing the way he played I mean I've never seen anything like it
@UNIRockLIVE
@UNIRockLIVE 6 ай бұрын
And he says he's a professional gamer!!!!!!!
@DieHardjagged
@DieHardjagged 6 ай бұрын
LOL he even ran away from a group of Bugs instead of turning around and fucking shooting them, he even does in Games what he does in Real life, running away lmfao.
@tokeythebear7
@tokeythebear7 6 ай бұрын
There should be an "I'm an alcoholic" button.
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
@@UNIRockLIVE yeah he’s a GAMER!!
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
@@DieHardjagged Normally, I'd disagree with you on giving up some ground to the enemy in order to take them out... but it's Phil. Yeah, he's a pussy. Flat-out ran away from what he's supposed to do in the game... murder enemies.
@RyzzeRose
@RyzzeRose 6 ай бұрын
I got so angry when he said it’s pay to play because he saw super credits, no Phil warbonds can be unlocked with SC but you need to earn medals in game to actually buy the items.
@mmmyeah7
@mmmyeah7 6 ай бұрын
And you Can get super credits aswell by playing the game it's one of the best games I've played for years and not a complete micro transaction cash grab pretty refreshing really.
@Jopeth23
@Jopeth23 6 ай бұрын
​@@mmmyeah7yup. You get rewarded for exploring the map with super credits. And if you're lucky, you can even get 100 super credits a pop. Free money! :D
@Manglet762
@Manglet762 6 ай бұрын
HD2 is the only game in recent memory whose premium currency is handed out at a decent pace with casually playing (around 1400-1600 SC earned in 60 hours), so it makes sense that Phil is instantly on alerted seeing that. I was skeptical too when i started playing.
@corytrevor5649
@corytrevor5649 6 ай бұрын
Memeology is the king of making dsp funny. The clips are always on point. Ty for your service
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
One of the few detractors left that won't inherently insult and vocalize their intent to harm Phil with little to no provocation anymore...
@count_wackula8788
@count_wackula8788 6 ай бұрын
A guy with no friends playing a game truly enjoyed with a squad of friends. Love to see it
@Zodaize
@Zodaize 6 ай бұрын
God Phil's commentary sounds how like my non-gamer dad used to react to videogames. So out of touch it hurts.
@chrism4008
@chrism4008 6 ай бұрын
It's because it's his job, not his passion. He doesn't care at all about gaming, he just knows it's a whole lot easier than having a real job. He's so lazy he rather barely scrape by while doing something he has no interest in than working something where it will be more demanding. What other streamer says "it's my day off"? 😂😂😂
@GottaBeFrank
@GottaBeFrank 6 ай бұрын
I thought I was pretty bad at this game, but then I saw this. Now I feel so much better about how I approach the game.
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
Nah man. You think you're bad at Helldivers? Play it with me. I'll make you feel better. lol Why? I shoot at the stupid sack on the Bile Spewers and not the face like I should be. EVERY. TIME. (No but seriously, I'm not too bad at the game. Just need to play more and unlock better shit to play on higher difficulties).
@SilentWeaponsIIl
@SilentWeaponsIIl 6 ай бұрын
Bet if that game he doesnt want to play was called Incellar Blade, it would be Phil's GOTY
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
Or if it was a sweaty man in a speedo instead of a beautiful Asian woman.😂
@Tyman305
@Tyman305 6 ай бұрын
@@MaxsonAtTheFort oh yea, didn’t phil censor questionable parts of a game playthrough way back when with male models?
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
@@Tyman305 I think so. Sounds like he'd do that- even back then. Problem is... I can't really remember what playthrough, if it's even on KZbin, and I'm not willing to sift through his garbage content to find it.
@burgertim7878
@burgertim7878 6 ай бұрын
Dave is afraid of attractive women, both IRL and in videogames, that's why he decided to marry a horse.
@VanillaSunrise56
@VanillaSunrise56 6 ай бұрын
Every time his dents 'force' him to play a game he's not interested in he goes out of his way as much as possible to shit on the game. And then he wonders why people don't support the games they request. I wonder why, DSP, I wonder why
@502Badburd
@502Badburd 6 ай бұрын
Keep doing the Lord's work my brother
@KrowleyPineapples777
@KrowleyPineapples777 6 ай бұрын
i knew he was gonna get team killed. The writing was on the wall.
@Fluctuatingmiasma
@Fluctuatingmiasma 6 ай бұрын
He tries as hard as he can to hate every single game he is asked to play
@DieHardjagged
@DieHardjagged 6 ай бұрын
LOL "Ackquasitions? Whats that"
@citrus-3799
@citrus-3799 6 ай бұрын
he is an actual canon cadet holy fucking shit how is someone this clueless
@qu1253
@qu1253 6 ай бұрын
Imagine being so universally despised that people team kill you on sight and refuse to respawn you. I'm glad he has crossplay turned off so I don't have to deal with him.
@AntonioCruz-uq3wb
@AntonioCruz-uq3wb 6 ай бұрын
DSP: Why are they doing this to me? Any Reasonable Person: That's your 16 year of failure...
@whoabiggulpshuhalrightwelp2441
@whoabiggulpshuhalrightwelp2441 6 ай бұрын
His victim complex is something to behold
@johnnyzen4282
@johnnyzen4282 6 ай бұрын
Let's be honest, did anyone actually think he'd be any good at this game? It's also insane that he said it's pointless to buy a game like this unless you have a group to play with...than he turns around a day later and buys it 🤣🤣🤣
@mrundercity896
@mrundercity896 6 ай бұрын
"It doesn't even make sense" if the person team killing you, is enjoying team killing you then it makes perfect sense. Even if that guy didn't know that he was killing the biggest loser online.
@Sorakaz1203
@Sorakaz1203 6 ай бұрын
You know its bad when not even the Helldivers community want you
@dangilbertson592
@dangilbertson592 6 ай бұрын
Phil really gambled on Helldivers boosting the support for those WWE pulls. Not a wise gambler
@Tatoebot
@Tatoebot 6 ай бұрын
It’s pay to win 😂 damn he’s dumb.
@shodan2002
@shodan2002 6 ай бұрын
He is holy shit
@miciso666
@miciso666 6 ай бұрын
He said pay to play. Which is even dumber
@Deadman1000
@Deadman1000 6 ай бұрын
"Why would you do that?" Because it's you Phil, that's why
@mrxtravagent7130
@mrxtravagent7130 6 ай бұрын
I just checked with the Ministry of Justice, Not emoting when prompted is an executable offense! Big ups SomeJagass you're a true patriot!
@fmilton20
@fmilton20 6 ай бұрын
12:25 - 12:39 How Phil's genius deduction skills while gaming in a nutshell. In front of him 2 huge enemies and 2 small enemies approach. He pulls out a nade, ignores the huge enemies and tosses it at one of the small ones completely missing. Gets hit from behind and dies blaming the game saying "They somehow spawned behind me and got my azz". All while never looking behind him as he never does in first person games. What an absolute degenerate regard!
@cloudshines812
@cloudshines812 6 ай бұрын
WHOA ITS THE GUY!!! I’M WATCHING HIS TWITCH!!! YOUR THE GUY!!!
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 6 ай бұрын
So was ot O.I.C. that shat out the 100 bucks? I thought it was getting some kind of surgery to make it feel better about itself, for a while. What a saddo it is.
@michaelcarrig627
@michaelcarrig627 6 ай бұрын
He wants to hate this game so much. Also, it is hilarious that once Jagass starts killing him, the whole chat just starts repeating "detractor".
@Poopbucket45
@Poopbucket45 6 ай бұрын
He has literally 0 game sense
@theaether3124
@theaether3124 6 ай бұрын
The fact he's playing are we the baddies the game *with that hat.*
@JoelElTractor
@JoelElTractor 6 ай бұрын
I thought I was gonna hate watching Phil play this, but I found myself laughing the whole time. Especially, when he was getting TK'd
@ghostlywinds5334
@ghostlywinds5334 6 ай бұрын
Phil getting team killed. Yup he evolved into wings of redemption
@AlmightyRodga
@AlmightyRodga 6 ай бұрын
Bro what.. A $100 tip 😳😳😳 im about to go crash my car
@ViperNakajima
@ViperNakajima 6 ай бұрын
Will constantly complain when the game doesn't "tell" him what to do, but when someone wastes money to tell him really useful information he barely reads through it and doesn't even pay attention. HOW do people still support this waste of life.
@hbme1390
@hbme1390 6 ай бұрын
Oic is completely insane. 😮
@JiveTurkey1982
@JiveTurkey1982 6 ай бұрын
Holy shit! I've got over 100 hours in this game and haven't been team killed intentionally once. He's literally Frank Grimes
@Jopeth23
@Jopeth23 6 ай бұрын
Most of my team kills are unintentional, and hilarious. We always end up laughing when we get unintentional team kills. 😂😅
@JiveTurkey1982
@JiveTurkey1982 6 ай бұрын
@@Jopeth23 It's one of the funniest parts of the game 😆
@elodiealaya
@elodiealaya 6 ай бұрын
I absolutely love that DSP named his ship "Soldier of Opportunity".
@papayer
@papayer 6 ай бұрын
King Of Lolcows
@jagojuice9133
@jagojuice9133 6 ай бұрын
phil the pro gamer "wheres the ammo"
@GNARK1LL420
@GNARK1LL420 6 ай бұрын
Thanks Admiral SomeJagass for your sacrifice in trying to defend democracy from Furher Ackdolf Pigler. Your services will be remembered.
@TheLevitatingChin
@TheLevitatingChin 6 ай бұрын
Cups hands around mouth and shouts: Gaaaayyyyeee
@ReLLaKaT316
@ReLLaKaT316 6 ай бұрын
"Pay to play" i don't think he's using the right vernacular
@CloakofAuron
@CloakofAuron 6 ай бұрын
He's going to play Stellar Blade after it blows up into being the biggest game of this year. Mark my words. His "lack of interest" and feigned prudishness will disappear when he thinks he can make money off the attention.
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
Exactly! I've told a few people that already. Phil's track record says it all. He will play Stellar Blade. At some point. When any hype, excitement and popularity dies off. Like he does with every game he shits on for months before (and after) release of said game.
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
@PenguinWithInternetAccess 6 ай бұрын
he doesn't even understand the difference between pay to play and pay to win jfc
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 6 ай бұрын
He's so fucking mean to his chat😂wtf
@MLPIceberg
@MLPIceberg 6 ай бұрын
That's Phil in a nutshell. He hates everyone but makes it out to be the compete opposite and he's hated for no good reason when he treats everyone he meets like garbage. He can be half-decent, but that's an absurd rarity. Guess he finds it far easier to hate on society. To me? It's just easier to be half-decent to people (normally). Less of a headache. But Phil will never understand that because he's introverted and took it to the literal extreme by not going outside often. He's lucky to go out once every couple weeks, let alone the once-a-week thing he mentions daily.
@chesterbowles7950
@chesterbowles7950 6 ай бұрын
15yr professional gamer, doesn't have a working mic. Or so he claims.
@elk5774
@elk5774 6 ай бұрын
All Helldivers in the detractor devision, this is a message for you. You are to hunt down the rogue ship 'Defender of Freedom' and show them what happens to those who associate and defend roaches
@blistified
@blistified 6 ай бұрын
why that team kill have him on the verge of tears hahaaha
@pedrobrazon6610
@pedrobrazon6610 6 ай бұрын
They not reinforcing DSP is pure gold lmao
@ReLLaKaT316
@ReLLaKaT316 6 ай бұрын
You give me so much content bro. It's not much but I've never sent a super thanks before so yeah it's something 🤝
@DSPTriesItMemology101
@DSPTriesItMemology101 6 ай бұрын
You don't even have to, I appreciate it, much ♥
@ReLLaKaT316
@ReLLaKaT316 6 ай бұрын
@DSPTriesItMemology101 well I appreciate your videos (first your politics videos then I got into the DSP ones) so I'm really thankful dude
@Ouroboros619
@Ouroboros619 6 ай бұрын
Man, he REALLY hates this game and his dents for asking for it
@KiwiHavok777
@KiwiHavok777 6 ай бұрын
The worst gamer on the planet
@ryanthompson5880
@ryanthompson5880 6 ай бұрын
Phil literally does the bare minimum, no the game is not pay to play. Even if he dropped $100 on the game he'll never had enough medals to complete a page because he'll just rage quit again
@ramboj7924
@ramboj7924 6 ай бұрын
I tortured myself by watching part of his live stream and he immediately turned off voice chat because he knows people will shit all over him in chat lol Big ups to the guy repeatedly killing him
@KingCobraLolcow
@KingCobraLolcow 6 ай бұрын
lmao he is awful
@cyberbatutinha
@cyberbatutinha 6 ай бұрын
Twu
@KingCobraLolcow
@KingCobraLolcow 6 ай бұрын
@@cyberbatutinha TWU
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 6 ай бұрын
TMDWU d00t but I digress…
@alliedbrandon1355
@alliedbrandon1355 6 ай бұрын
Pigroach is definitely a Terminid.
@BrandRedacted
@BrandRedacted 6 ай бұрын
I still don't think he understands what's happening
@hydra7427
@hydra7427 6 ай бұрын
The thought of running into DSP in any kind of multiplayer context is truly terrifying. Fortunately he is too much of a slug to play anything for long.
@izzan3084
@izzan3084 6 ай бұрын
Oh, the peace my soul got seeing an Honorable Helldiver keeping DSP down.
@thewayofthechinchilla2786
@thewayofthechinchilla2786 6 ай бұрын
He mocks pay to play dude look at your phone before you say these things phil.
@HugeAckMan420
@HugeAckMan420 6 ай бұрын
Defender of what's his face... Freedumb? donated 100 dahllars of organic not-prearranged support. Thanks anony-I mean Ry- I mean Findumb guy!
@J_A_P_E
@J_A_P_E 6 ай бұрын
Whenever there is a game that actual gamers seem to be enjoying Phil has to be a contrarian and basically go game journo mode and trash what people enjoy
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