DSP Tries It - Being Broke

[@AnEternalEnigma]

"October was a pretty bad month. I'm basically broke." He only made $13,000 in October. Step it up, doods.

[@UndefinedBailiwick]

He has over $10K in bills and expenses each month. And that's as a married man too. I wouldn't be surprised if Khet's money goes to a savings / retirement account for herself.

[@Animedumptruck]

Ban Aneternalenigma that dudes nothing but a hater really talk

[@Throbingkcoc]

"I'm broke." Meanwhile has all 3 next generation console boxes sitting in the background 🙄

[@Anarchist86ed]

Meanwhile, got $13,000 in welfare from October.

[@Powers_D147]

You forgot that HE is personally broke. The business is highly successful and doing well. The consoles are all business related and he still has them.

[@FantasticMrSam]

“”””””donated by a fan””””””

[@jonathansoko1085]

Dave offends me. Every day when i get home from work, im beat up and dirty and it takes me over an hour to get that dirt and shop smell off. two nights ago my hands were so engorged with blood and swollen, i couldnt close them and my wrists feel like an elephant trampled them. Then i got up this morning, ate, sucked it up and did it all again and god paid for it.

[@ItsTheeBehr]

Feels almost whole again. Just need to get mightyd back into the black hole

[@dontdex8221]

Pignosis 🐷

[@GreyFox2000]

MightyD occasionally drops a video.

[@TRU_Lunchy]

And Tevin

[@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865]

Memology 101 is getting that 2017 groove back!

[@Talking-Monkey]

Imagine what Phil does with any other small business. -Pizza shop owner: "What'll you have boys?" -Patrons: "Just a slice each for the two of us." -Pizza shop owner: "Listen. People aren't buying the more expensive items off of our menu. I don't know what is going on. You all need to step up and support me. All this one slice stuff isn't gonna cut it. I have a lot of bills and expenses boys. I'm broke." -Patrons: "Um...can we get our slices ?"

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

"Um... can we get our slices?" "Oh my god, there's so many entitled people and idiots who are like "Phil, give me a slice! Give me a slice, give me a slice! Just because you donated money in a pizza shop, does not mean you're ENTITLED to a slice! The oven is hot and I might burn my hands getting a slice! Do you want me to die, is that it? I am not going to risk my physical health and well-being just so you can eat a slice of pizza. Some people are so self-centered, they just think they should be getting something for money! Maybe when you grow up and see in the real world, that's not how it works! You're banned from my store. Banned, banned, banned."

[@TrashwareArt]

to be fair he is getting those sales. I cant believe it. Maybe he should own a pizza shop.

[@Talking-Monkey]

@@baddabaddabaddaswing This Is Perfect. Lol so on point.

[@Talking-Monkey]

@@TrashwareArt Lol can you imagine how that food would taste? (Make a salt joke. Psssst salt joke. This is a lay up. Dunk it man!)

[@TrashwareArt]

@@Talking-Monkey he can get salt bae to sponser and train his staff on a live tv contract

[@ViViDG]

“I need money to pay bills.” It’s called a job, Phil.

[@SATANdiedONtheCROSS]

@Dirty and? I’m sure he could get a job waiting tables. “Guys, how is your food? By the way support has been very slow today and all tips are going STRAIGHT TO BILLS!”

[@pepethepatriot7524]

@Dirty Wrong. Tons of jobs out there they won't bother to "Google" your name. Our grocery store is desperate for baggers right now, he'd get the job by just walking in and asking

[@gardenrabbit3565]

@Dirty shitty job bagging groceries full time. When he’s home he’s producing 1-2 edited review style videos a week. Streaming on weekends and a couple nights during the week for 3 hours. Challenging but doable. No excuse and he has nothing else going on

[@edwardthompson4600]

@@SATANdiedONtheCROSS and the first time he gets stiffed or doesn't get what he thinks he deserves he'll rage quit the server job.

[@12345678900987659101]

Dood only stupid nudnik mahrons work a 9-5 jahb. The trahllz ruined it for me! Ackackack. In all seriousness Phil would be confused and angry he doesn't immediately get his paycheck the minute he clocks out and quit before returning to streaming and badmouthing the company he was at.

[@EpsiIonEagle]

He looked like such a doofus when he was clapping

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

He always looks like a doofus

[@GarththeVader]

I'm not poor _cries broke everyday it makes the boy who cried wolf seem more interesting_

[@gardenrabbit3565]

Memology DSP coverage….I got a weird nostalgia hit from this. Big ups

[@Valentineishere]

does he just forget that we saw his bank details and that he literally spent around 4/5k on microtransactions

[@Anarchist86ed]

He knows his piglets aren't bright enough to understand.

[@pitsahat2]

No no no, he is spending that every month as well as hundreds on door dash and gin

[@Valentineishere]

@@pitsahat2 no in his bank statements it specifically says '' micro transactions ''. he made 41k in 5 months and put 11/12k towards micro transactions

[@manictiger]

Hmm. I need to make a "DSP is top player" mobile game. It'll be specifically tailored toward giving DSP the advantage, so long as he always buys the "divine loot box bundle" every week.

[@LiquidGirlfriendFreeBoy]

DSP thinks that because he tells everyone that someone else bought those using his funds and identity that 95% of people will believe him. Of course 0% actually do, but...

[@12345678900987659101]

Why does Phil keep pretending a live in maid and Jasper Kitty are a family? Does he take them out to eat at fine dining every night? What does Jasper Kitty order from DoorDash?

[@fafnyr2537]

Jasper is his adopted son, you know 😉

[@pedrobrazon6610]

Keemstar jump started Phil's midlife crisis man xD

[@vids2002]

More like his third one lol

[@deadschooled]

He spends more on wwe champions than his mortgage

[@pitsahat2]

Fact

[@hatchhyjack]

what i'm still baffled at is the fact this his bank details was literally leaked, proving he spent most of his money on microtransactions which he lied about, but not only does he STILL have to nerve to claim he's broke, his brainwashed fans STILL give him money

[@doomoftheend]

Can't take days off anymore. Takes days off like always. Day "working" consists of 6 hours of "work" containing ranting and playing games causually.

[@dlbutters7164]

So, he's basically admitting that his life was way better with Pandalee. lol

[@bitwawesome7089]

Big money big prizes

[@masterbubs8271]

Cry more, Phil. You complain about being broke but the leaks say otherwise.

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

Actually the leaks prove that he is poor because he pisses money away as quickly as he gets it. Piggy getting that “successful” bankruptcy taught him nothing.

[@spark154]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll He still gets a load of money. He is not broke. He merely sucks at financies.

[@Tekner436]

@@spark154 He is broke though, even making 10k a month he ends up with nothing left at the end. If he lost just 1 or 2 donators he wouldn't be able to make it lmao

[@danver8433]

He's broke in the sense that he gets a lot of money but uses it all instantly

[@Aitcheoz]

@@Tekner436 he chooses to be broke due to his crippling hulk hogan jpeg addiction. Piggo has over 7k a month in spending money AFTER bills.

[@Troonielicious]

Spending it all on WWE CHAMPIONS

[@zom247]

I haven't watched a DSP video in a ages. I'm not surprised. He hasn't changed a bit, lol. Still complaining.

[@Enzo012]

He'll be doing the exact same thing when he's 60.

[@Josh-tf9cr]

“There was nothing that he could do” though 🤣

[@sparthyslaysstuff2405]

Somehow people still support this guy.

[@sgtpepper91]

it's worse than it ever was, given what we now know about his spending habits

[@1un4cy]

"Wait, I died? I was only like 86, bugged life mechanics! pfft ah ah ah ah"

[@roundishcap]

I love how this guy can't even go shopping on a work day? like ffs just hop down to the market, get your crap, and checkout. Spend Quality time with your wife, otherwise your marriage is going to be on the rocks fast.

[@deadschooled]

It’s a tax scam marriage. It doesn’t matter.

[@sgtpepper91]

can't wait for the divorce saga tbh.

[@cloudzack1090]

Too much gin and WWE bills to pay dood

[@thefoundingwaifu]

She can't even be asked to go with him to the Market. Says a LOT about their "marriage"

[@lykos2738]

His bullshit is just so effortless you can't help but kind of be in awe of it. Saddest thing about this, the DSP paypigs will come through like they always do and he'll be perfectly fine. I swear to God, DSP is a flat circle.

[@visidenvisidane1155]

He seems to think that he has to take his wife out to a nice dinner during day offs, as if he has to offer tribute at scheduled times. If she is such an understanding and loving person, surely she’ll understand if he said that dining out is going to be off the table for a while until better times for their finances come.

[@AJ_Ol]

This man been 2 days from bankruptcy for the past 13 years

[@cloudzack1090]

Never forget getting into the dsp rabbit hole, memelogy told me be careful and I've tried lol

[@alecaquino4306]

Welcome back to the party.

[@hardfugoo1]

You know Philburt must have gotten extra bad to bring Memeology back into the detractor coverage 😂

[@ammyxdanteokami7098]

Broke broke broke i don't want to be mr broke

[@thatfunk]

That arm fat jiggle when he salutes at 4:36 😂

[@genericnameSS]

Why are all his bills suspiciously $16.51 each?

[@foscogrubb]

Meme back to roasting Phil? Time to party like it's 2019

[@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865]

Meme is starting to feel those positive vibes again, doode! he's getting that...that 2019 vibe back, that fun vibe, ooow yeah I hope you're getting that fun vibe too.Don't know about you but I'm getting that positive vibe, I'm getting it back, getting that groove back.TWU

[@mozgus8156]

Notice that it's always about him. Pay ME so I can do what I want. He expect you to pay him so he can do what he wants, not to pay for your entertainment.

[@johnnyzen4282]

A full week of playing videogames all day, every day is hard work? By Phil's logic middle school kids on summer break are basically coal mine workers.

[@ikasando]

That leaked bank information was a big nail in his coffin. Being able to see that he spends his 120+ thousand a year on shit like WWE Champions, doordash, and other garbage showed a lot of people this dude is a compulsive liar with a crippling habit.

[@ReinEngel]

I know you're busy trying to save the world and all, but please do more DSP videos.

[@NCRRanger7753]

He gonna show the bill as proof? No, of course not,because it's nobody's business. Except it is, because he wants *THEIR* money to pay for the fake bill.

[@NEEDbacon]

No he did after the clip. And it was 100% chicken scratch on a piece of paper he probably did up 2 minutes before the stream. Snort Burnell has a clip of it.

[@lulwut6061]

I think by now everyone should know that he's really not broke. He's been saying he's broke for the past 10 years yet he's living a very comfortable life.

[@fallenhope1]

why does dsp keep talking like this? like everything has a question mark at the end of it? with an added inflection? what is he thinking?

[@fafnyr2537]

Its called uptalk i believe.

[@Talking-Monkey]

Errands to run on your day off? Bills to pay and make money for? Oh. You mean being an adult. Lol this guy.

[@InfiritCaress]

imagine watching Dsp make $1100 one night, and then seeing this. Delicious.

[@MrEcg123]

Christmas Come early this year

[@adun3]

Well, Phil fritters away all the money he gets from his piggies on the dumbest things as soon as he gets it, so you bet he has no savings whatsoever

[@platty9237]

Shakes cup. “Please, sir!”

[@Anarchist86ed]

"Looks in cup" Hey, there's $13,000 in there! What are you doing??? "I'm broke, I need your help!" Looks like you got more help in one month than some people earn in a year. "You're obviously not an adult who doesn't understand how real life works. Banned!"

[@JBlade187]

i love how phil says that hes doing something he loves but hes always crying that he needs money. dude sounds like you need either a part time job or do steaming part time

[@vids2002]

Notice how he can look everywhere except at the camera while he is lying and trying to get into people's pockets. Every time his is looking at the lower right (his left), that is him checking chat to make sure his lies are being agreed with my his mods and his victims

[@svengangert2683]

Qwahlity Cahwntent!

[@zerokidd21]

You know when meme rips on someone it's gonna be epic... even low hanging fruit like dsp.

[@XDWX]

I always wanted to watch DSP for a solid couple weeks to keep track of all the donations and memberships to see exactly how much money he pulls in but dont have time.

[@LordBob858]

It’s already taken care of, go find it on the farms. For example he pulled in around 13k in October and on November 3 is begging this hard. It’s fascinating.

[@XDWX]

@@LordBob858 wow I definitely want to check that out

[@GreyFox2000]

@@XDWX Piece of Peace has monthly income breakdowns on KZbin. The Farm has the bank leaks. Simply put he blew chance had with bankruptcy

[@benisman354]

dang, I forgot this dude was still alive.

[@spark154]

Considering he is now taking money from the homeless and trying to mislead children into lying to KZbin, just so they can overcharge their parent's credit cards into tipping him. Most of us wish that he wasn't.

[@pitsahat2]

You missed some juicy stuff then

[@he-mansuncle7661]

@New Life New Rules u should look up DSP/DarkSydePhil/Phil Burnell

[@he-mansuncle7661]

@New Life New Rules no problem, I would start with down the rabbit hole video. Then watch the bankruptcy saga and then getting his bank info being leaked.

[@totenblume7517]

@New Life New Rules he's been around forever and his greatest claim to fame was being top 4 in a 2005 street fighter tournament where they used the terrible Playstation 3 version of the game. The good american players were boycotting it, so DSP ended up being the last American before he was mogged by some Japanese guy and is despised by the community because he claims to be the best American SF player that year. To his credit, he has beat some good players and was a good Street Fighter player, 16 years ago. He's done nothing with his life since supposedly being "blackballed from the FGC".

[@MrHighlifewest]

Bet Phil regrets moving to that house now. Bet looking back he wishes he was back in his condo. I personally would rather have a small place and be financially stable.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

He could aford it of he didn't spend thousands on mobile games, booze and door dash

[@ohrich22]

RIP FYE Tekken Trophy

[@kevorka3281]

Calamity Phil always in trouble no matter how much money people throw at him. OnlyIcedCoffee probably keeps this guy afloat

[@OrangePixelJuice]

I understand Phil is used to making money off of streams. Mostly. Due to trolls or ignorant people. But. If I ever streamed and made 30$ while doing it, I'd be very surprised and happy. People don't have to give money to watch you play a game

[@xkarna]

How does he not realize he needs to get a real job. YOUR ALWAYS BROKE!!

[@alansilvero]

cause he admits making more doing this than any job he'll ever get. while true this is extremely unstable to depend on and he knows that.

[@JimmyW00ip2]

Kat is digesting her food but she needs to step up and work 3 shifts. Sound good? Ok!?

[@vids2002]

I'm surprised you still cover him. Glad to see it. Have to love that weak flex putting that shit in the background

[@NEEDbacon]

It was even worse last week where he had his Tekken 3 mall tournament trophy among it. Big ups to Keemstar bruising phils ego to make this happen.

[@vids2002]

@@NEEDbacon The way Keem torched him made my day. He spoke so much truth Phil blocked him and got his followers to think he won the war of words. They were acting like Keem was trying to leech fame off him 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

[@foxtartz]

Phil: Contributions have been incredibly slow, attendence is down. Also Phil: I won't play these high profile games guarenteed to get viewers tho. I will stick with these lame games no one cares about! I wish I could play the new games guis *snort* but I just can't even tho I control my own schedule.

[@foxtartz]

Also Phil, you're not the only one who has had identity theft committed on them. They are saying it doesn't cost you nothing because it actually DOESN"T COST YOU NOTHING to fix it. But dumbass over here probably went squealing to his attorney who is gonna take him for all he has.

[@knock090]

"Views, views, views, I don't wanna be Mr. Views!" v🐷v

[@W3irdS33D]

He need to file for bankruptcy. He doesn’t have any money to do anything.

[@SilentWeaponslII]

@3:36 DSP Tries It - Grand Theft Audio: Device City Stories

[@isaacmarcucci3777]

Banks are required by law to reimburse at least 15% of money stolen by identity theft. They usually can reverse and talk to other companies to return your funds. My identity was stolen from a skimmer in walmart and bank reimbursed all 28,000$ after the investigation and offered their own attorney specializing in these cases.

[@rmcdudmk212]

If Fat-side Phill is tired of being broke maybe he should get a real job. 🤭

[@Blackness101]

His parents couldn't have possibly failed any harder

[@ianeverett6803]

12:01 "I'm not going to put up with slander." IRL Dave does nothing but continue to beg. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@carlospitteri3146]

You don't get it guys he can't play Metroid dread because he's broke. The new releases next week he's fine to buy them though

[@SweaterSwagg]

A part time job would LITERALLY solve the lion's share of Phil's problems. It might even lead to channel growth since he wouldn't be constantly pressuring viewers for/mentioning money, making him to some degree more likeable as a content creator. It's so unsightly to be damn near 40 and begging online, super unfortunate when it doesn't even have to be smh...

[@iRock_750]

Imagin taking one day off to not play video games.

[@waylaymaster6198]

No longer ded channel

[@PapaDan88]

Feels weird hearing that intro after such a long time

[@toonami99]

What's sad about this is Keemstar is right, spent years doing the same thing and he is broke. Ive subscribed to him for years, but I dont watch his content anymore. Hes just not nearly as entertaining as the highlight reels. Also pre-streams go an hour long and are always the same, I can only stand to listen to him for 30 mins tops.

[@LevantineR1]

That's the thing. Even if you don't dislike Phil as a game streamer, he spends so much stream time not playing games. What's more, the financial talk is exactly the sort of thing people play/watch games to escape.

[@WestonEvans]

It is sad that Phil doesn’t realize why he’s broke but reminder that alot of good people who entered the job market when keem did are also still living paycheck to paycheck. And over half of them don’t make the kind of money Phil does. The fact that he immediately brought up assets to fire back is directly in line with his moral character. Phil was right too. Frankly I don’t blame Phil for being jealous and spitting venom towards keen- he’s never been likable regardless which side of the argument he’s on. He’s kind of a terrible human being if we’re being honest. Perhaps not as openly deceptive as Phil but Keem’s alignment seems much darker

[@7gdnz]

Just like a narcissist, if he can’t hear himself talk, there’s no reason to talk and beg after not getting $150

[@viciousmeat2059]

"I Need Funds to buy Sweaty Jpegs To Be Completely Honest, There's Nothing I can Do Doods"- Phil "Tip Me Now" Burnell

[@Dirty-Heretic]

DSP Lies it*

[@kalomeon]

Glad DSP is trying new things. Now you should try being so broke you sell everything including your camera and microphones. And also maybe not looking like a thumb.

[@osakallaby3681]

12:43 "you're not here in my shoes putting up with this 5h1t everyday" you know Phil, considering that we, your audience, have to pay for your bills, then I have to say that yes, we are literally in your shoes, but not only we are wearing your shoes, we are also wearing a blindfold because we have to pay for bills that we can't even see

[@monchiexthemonkey6068]

I couldn't imagine listening to him for more than a few minutes let alone gifting him money

[@FA7ALtheGOD]

Keemstar put the fear of God in DSP. He doesn't even mention streamers by name anymore in fear that he'll be embarrassed.

[@jpo6714]

So yeah Phil's a liar, I've had my identity used for a fraudulent purchase before and it literally didn't cost me a dime. You report it and it goes away pretty much

[@slullabys]

Love that Leon Lush intro song lol

[@Daaave05]

That seal clapping, my god.

[@soopergenyus]

And what did he do with all of that money that he made? Things that make you go hmmm.

[@Gui.Vieira_]

"love is love proud ally" LOL

[@mgkiryuu]

5 dollars is a pack of gum?? No wonder he is broke lol.

[@Mr__Geno]

13 yrs of prime E-begging, brought to you by DarkSydePhil. lol

[@DooblancDuvel]

Welcome back to Gouttopia, Memology.

[@muddleddjinn]

Thank gods this autoplayed because I forgot about the end of stream clapping bit 🤣 delightful

[@Michael_Turner]

0:41 "I need funds to pay bills and buy games." "Games" = WWE Champions Super Rare Hulk Hogan. Phil needs thousands of dollars to get the Hulk Hogan.

[@broccoliboy9673]

7:50 😂 a dollar for a pack of gum is now 3 dollars

[@astrosquirrel5038]

The ultimate detractor returns!

[@stoicvampirepig6063]

He's nervous...he might have to get a job.

[@venomfuryx3250]

Step it up piggies! Your Pigroach master needs you! 🤣

[@quietdignityandgrace]

@Memology Ya know he's got a point about a dollar a month. Your patreon support has helped me so much these past few years. Thank you sooo much. Trust me I stretch the hell out of that buck man. It covers the little things, screws, glues, nails and such. Thank You Memo. Not a penny wasted on food, alcohol, games, phone crap... it all goes right back into Whatever it is I do.

[@dongargon763]

The more the “detractors “ speak the truth the more angry he gets ,he does just about everything right to get the result he doesn’t want ,feeds the trolls and abuses his few true fans till they become trolls themselves

[@ninjafrog6966]

maybe get a real job phil

[@deviltriggervergil7301]

DSP ebegging he tries it every day its fucking sick

[@XxiTz5mUrFxX]

Memology nostalgia. I love it.

[@aprilb1273]

A lot of places are hiring right now.

[@Yayofangamer16]

The king is back

[@R2mustdie666]

Boys... you better not be sneak dissin my man phil, don't make us have to roll out and whoop smack all the sneak dissers

[@21powah]

At this point DSP's fans should be having a John Mulaney style reaction. "We gave you ten thousand dollars and you spent it already? In one week, we gave you enough cash to pay a lawyer for a month, and you fuckin' spent it already!?"

[@choppero21]

Employee of the year right here guys

[@wingusdingus9447]

Every should start not capitalizing the p. Then DSp will have to ask himself why everyone is using a little p in his name. Spread the word.