Dubstep Trombone Suicide

[@kylewilloughby3448]

Schools: "You can't wear hats in school because it could be a gang sign" School: Let's kids wear bandanas over their faces

[@simmiemaeshack8274]

It was for a a event and you can hide a drug in your beanie

[@phyl568]

+Simmie Maeshack you know, if your a drug addict you can hide any drug anywhere

[@drcheezeball3828]

LOL XD

[@meowcat175]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA😹😹😹

[@blobfish2396]

Excrky

[@polygon4141]

Lol everyone is like "meh they didn't play" but that's cuz there more to being in band (or marching band) than just playing your instrument. At football games the trombones at my school do that and we call it suicide cuts, so as a trombone player I can understand what the title of the video means and appreciate it. I thought what they did was awesome and it's nice to see the section come together to plan and preform that.

[@codypeeks3130]

Yeah. No. They didn't play and should never be able to hold an instrument again in their lifetime.

[@empireleaguesociety2824]

As a trombone player I’ve seen this and we don’t do this. It’s nearly impossible to get proper sound while doing at a show or in the bleachers and in the end of the day, unless you can actually play properly while doing this, don’t do this at all. Btw these guys aren’t even trying, just look at the third guy on the left.

[@Axolussy]

Imagine how many times they hit each other in the head while practicing.

[@Tennoinu]

Armin Arlert wtf u doing here go to attack on titan or some shit idk the planet or Germany or whatever needs you bro

[@Tennoinu]

Cooper Snow what? I was trying did I offend someone? I was just trying to say I like attack on titan by making a joke

[@ivyscribbles8671]

and thats why i was impressed

[@smokey04-w6v]

I was no joke thinking the same exact thing 😁

[@vasthockey4382]

Person it hurts

[@Powerherorangerz712]

I was just waitin for someone to get whacked

[@samarathomas7530]

Al Oha yeah me to

[@kabanos711]

for some reason i expected them to try to kill each other with their slides

[@edmin4gui]

I thought they would play, but oh well

[@shue0816]

same

[@bandito4410]

Bruh, either play the thing or at least while using something else. This is pure garbage. Very offensive to trombone players like me.

[@noahhuber5303]

I can totally understand how this would be offensive to you.

[@nicholasjoson6553]

Same I was thinking "How to are they going to play with those masks on?" But they sadly didn't play

[@YSLEE99]

same so i cried

[@MyTube6444]

What's the point of trombones of you aren't using them

[@littlebit2k]

+MyTube6444 I doubt they all just bought trombones to dance with.

[@creeperstkoed6282]

+MyTube6444 its called suicides, there is a line of trombones on goes and stays down while the person next to them swings their trombone over their head next the people standing up swining turn their trumbones so they are now forwards and the people slumped stand up and then the swining people duck and the previous "duckers" swing but they changed it up a bit

[@MyTube6444]

Lol my bro wrote this.

[@edwardgrimes3467]

+CreepersTKOED Bro a real suicide is when all the players play at once and then they all stop except for one who does a solo. Then it is rinse and repeat as they go down the line. This is not a suicide. This is swinging your horn around like an idiot to dubstep.

[@creeperstkoed6282]

TheStickpig actually the way you said is a advanced version

[@ninowavvy6357]

I thought they were actually going to play something....

[@Kelpoflakey]

George Burrage you're usually not supposed to play on a trombone suicide

[@ninowavvy6357]

Oh I had no clue

[@michaelmcmurray2442]

same

[@knob007]

mtSnowpoint yea you are. that's the point...

[@Kelpoflakey]

Auto-Tune Jesus Typically you do not play. Players keep their mouths close to the mouthpiece to give the illusion that they're playing, but they usually do not play. The point is to do choreographs that can involve in injury and damage to the instruments.

[@summersurock2171]

My school does this at pep rallies and games all the time except A LOT FASTER and they play while doing it.

[@moarika7378]

As a trombone I'm so ashamed, they didn't even try to make something cool like actually playing their trombones

[@mericanmade9843]

I agree. I went to this marching band competition where there was this marching band who had a great show and got first place, and also relied a lot on technology. The band concentrated mainly on the show and making it appealing to the audience's eyes, not their ears, and the music is kind of the key aspect of marching band. I still don't understand why they got first place. Their show was great, but it seemed like they only focused on the appearance and not the other stuff. Plus they relied a lot on technology like for the bass and certain sounds, but that's sort of the point of the actual instruments.

[@moarika7378]

Tubby Wub I know what you’re talking about, at competition there was a band that seemed to be exactly as you described

[@jafeadv9753]

You're a trombone?

[@mericanmade9843]

jave adv are you asking me or Dopy

[@moarika7378]

Andrew Awesome but like when did i ask?

[@DinoSawce]

Im confused why they cheered so much. I mean they didn't even play... they kinda just moved around

[@mekopomi8020]

Sawyer Stone exactly! XD I play trombone and I was the "What the hell? Why chu no play!?" It honestly kind of disappointed me Lol

[@DinoSawce]

Mercedes Estephanie lol

[@plebeian5699]

They're teenagers lol. They don't know what is and what isn't talent, just what's flashy at face value.

[@hermansangha3957]

Elinymous I'm a teen, and I pay the trombone and respect the talent of playing it. Don't group us all into that horrid show of whatever those kids just did.

[@mekopomi8020]

Herman Sangha Yep XD I'm only 13

[@echoblank5276]

Next up, Drumline Suicide (tripping over curb with biggest bass drum as a freshman)

[@jareddavis950]

Echo Blank oh my god my base drummer friend did that like a week ago

[@Lolbigfart]

Next up, Sousaphone Suicide (Death death and more death)

[@ayoayo1044]

my short friend safia did that with the smallest bass drum during marching band practice 😂😂

[@BigBreakProductions]

Echo Blank This happened to someone at my middle school before. Instead of falling he feel in a trashcan (the big plastic ones)

[@angrypanda4908]

Echo Blank Omg yesss

[@Darkoptix]

I didn't hear any trombone :/ Guess I'll just skip to the suicide

[@theimprobableone8635]

Suicide pact!

[@theimprobableone8635]

But seriously, don't do it.

[@cyndicalwaves5408]

I just watched it knowing that the kids "Preforming." Regreated doing that after they were done.

[@ember_shep8181]

Seven Rodriguez, no. Suicides are a real thing. Its in marching band.

[@kameshimayama2195]

Seven Rodriguez learn how to spell

[@min4970]

they're just spinning around????????????

[@nuclearbeige3038]

as a brass player I must say I was intrigued by the title thinking that it would be about a line of trombonists making their own dubstep as that one violinist did I was misled and waisted 1 48 of my life

[@somebodykewl6057]

+Gregory Clark yas

[@leadergeek1013]

same I was even a trombone player

[@williamcaskey8494]

+leadergeek101 I play trombone also

[@supguy5715]

Yeah I wanna hear dubstep, not this kind of bullshit.?

[@yungdaggerdick508]

+Blueshockwave Theoneandonly I'm baritone

[@spasticcat230]

You have to wonder how many concussions they had before being able to pull this off...

[@TheRussianTaco32]

tru

[@Mslau2]

Electric Fire Probably none. Our whole band did something like this and no one got hit

[@BobMarley-bx7lx]

Definitely none, they moved so slow. About 8 people from our band does a faster version of this at football games and I've only seen 1 person get hit over the past 4 years.

[@Josh-ie5ud]

Clara Flammae none really, it's quite easy to do suicides

[@solomondotson7362]

900 a year

[@obtainthisyeast9835]

The whole time I was thinking, "oh my god, if someone messes up, the trombone is dead." Checked the comments, everyone was freaking out about the kids... smh a true band person right here.

[@queenlololol8116]

HamilslutSince1755 like how are people impressed by this tho

[@JohnSmith-zj6vh]

Gay Price of trash it's like a dance

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

HamilslutSince1755 lol same

[@bornesone]

Same here

[@andyg3563]

well.... would've been impressive if they played it.... it's hard to play and "dance" at the same time while playing an instrument

[@slumberpartybard6355]

Not for ultra sax guy

[@Charlienmeg]

Hannahbajella 👍✌👏

[@Autumn.Colors]

I've seen a lot of comments complaining about how they're not playing, so I, a trombone player learning suicides, am just going to say this You don't play during suicides, in fact, you're supposed to keep the mouthpiece a small distance from your mouth, so that you don't literally knock your teeth out. I've also been told to keep the slide lock ON while doing these so that it doesn't go flying. I also think it would be much easier to hit the people next to you with your slide out. Ergo, playing during a suicide line is not typically done, for both the safety of the trombonists and their instruments.

[@camilletomsho4915]

I wonder how many times they got hit in the head while practicing for this performance...

[@sherdogholmes576]

Maybe it would be cool if they actually used the fucking trombones

[@PanzerMan332]

Nah, it's way cooler like this.

[@bornesone]

Its not

[@Yumabillion]

+Panzer Man not really. They look stupid just moving left and right not even knowing how to play the thing. It looks like they forgot what to play.

[@JoseGarcia-mi4ig]

Matt Weiman It looks like you don't understand marching band things

[@spurmgigglefartjr]

Brandon exactly

[@tunablepizza9102]

I don't understand how everyone is that enthusiastic, it's just some people spinning around with trombones

[@cassandraoconnor9694]

High Cheese Lord that shit is dangerous

[@eravaash]

High Cheese Lord Because duBSTEP

[@playboy_5.0]

Uhm I got a concussion from a trombone suicide with my section

[@TheWishycat]

High Cheese Lord i didnt hear trumbon

[@TheWishycat]

Lol

[@dragondualer]

Ah shot this was my freshman year I was one of few that was upset that they changed this it used to be faster and more upbeat and a bit more difficult to pull off but the factuality got involved and made them do dubstep and ruined the entire act

[@dragondualer]

Plus they actually played something while doing this

[@overclockofficial6669]

The song is Excision - Existence VIP

[@muhnoodles]

Overclock Official I believe it's more specifically 'Bass Cannon', but this would be the portion of the song used in the VIP

[@petrxvic]

Overclock Official thanks mate

[@muhnoodles]

Oh damn, I never knew that. Well, thanks for correcting me

[@womancandyxxx8556]

i was expecting them to actually play the damn instruments

[@hexbrennisteinn]

Woman CandyXXX me too

[@toddcha557]

Woman CandyXXX do you know what a trombone suicide is?

[@snowballgaming9958]

They were EXPECTING, which means they haven't seen a trombone suicide before this.

[@mrgazebo3096]

Woman CandyXXX same! Lol

[@patriciavillalobosder2463]

same

[@ShannonGrover]

I'm a string player all the way (cello) and I must say, I absolutely LOVE watching really good bone suicides and really good drumlines. The precision needed for these groups is phenomenal. Always fascinating! Well done guys!

[@ezthelegendary8441]

so they get out trombones but they don't even play them.

[@honeybeebo]

EZthe Legendary that's what trombone suicide is, just for looks stuff

[@nerdwords1607]

Nicole Fedor you can do it and play, I do all the time

[@mik3lik.]

Nerd Word You're obviously lying about yourself playing while doing suicides, because a trombone can't go past 2nd position while looking at the ground, so try again. The only way a trombone would be able to play is if it is all in first position.

[@goodolnonamee]

I've seen kids at my school do this and play the trombones though, don't see why they didn't.

[@SmashFetus]

mik3likGAMING the band at my school DEFFINATLY played while doing suicides....

[@cab6427]

Still trying to figure out the dubstep in the background...

[@joesbobsbobs4133]

"what instrument can u play" "uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... the trombone?"

[@drewg.4779]

The 58 people who disliked it are clearly woodwinds.

[@ceebbees12345]

or percussion, or jealous trumpets, tubas, melaphones and baritones who know they could never match up to us trombones

[@sallymj8957]

Dancing with a trombone while pretending to play it?!

[@potatoesp8019]

holy shit another dumbass?!

[@i_cam]

Do you even band?!?!

[@mjzalynn707]

Keys* and trombones don't have keys they have position 1-6 or something (I'm a saxophone)

[@larissafalcon1931]

1-7th position

[@mik3lik.]

Oh no...

[@averagecartoonfan6348]

I was thinking of how in sync they all are and how much practice they did. and now I'm just smiling to myself thinking about how many times they have whacked each other in the face.

[@taffy6136]

Never been in band or known anyone who talked about it, so I had no idea what a "suicide" was until I read these comments. Having a hard time wrapping my head around the concept. So, you use your instrument, but you don't actually play it? Why even have the instrument involved at all?

[@GumpsTwT]

Delicious Taffy Its supposed to look cool

[@mericanmade9843]

Because the point of this video makes total sense: using objects that make sound for eye appeal, though they were made to appeal to the ear, not the eye. Like you said delicious taffy, what is the actual point of having instruments if your not gonna even use them? I bet you those "trombone players" aren't even trombonists, they just borrowed the trombones to create cancer.

[@madysyneaves]

As a trombone player myself, my section does suicides during a song called call out since our part is easy to play. It's just for fun, and it really truly is

[@assu4lt]

Could someone explain the dynamic of this "performance" ? I thought they where going to play something, I just heard Crysis Sounds and dubstep

[@ericcummins8298]

did anybody notice the 3rd guy on the left slacking

[@4REALgamingPR]

i will give a crisp high five to the person that shows me Drum major suicides

[@FullPie]

4REALgamingPR what if I actually commit suicide?

[@ericcummins8298]

do it

[@FullPie]

eric cummins k

[@rawrythedinosaur4748]

4REALgamingPR Tripping over a bell kit with a huge bass drum.

[@solomondotson7362]

im here and queer

[@sychodelicstorm5592]

wonder how many times they hit each other in the head during rehearsal

[@HoChiMango]

Ninja Cowboy for real

[@timmyturner6478]

Ninja Cowboy none. it's really stupid how easy (and to be honest, unimpressive) the whole thing is

[@sychodelicstorm5592]

potentially a famous person problem is how synchronized it is

[@timmyturner6478]

Ninja Cowboy they have music to keep them synchronized

[@editoe_b]

Ninja Cowboy Hopefully none, poor trombones.

[@TroboticG]

A fairly simple suicide compared to other ones i've seen. (Still couldn't do it tho lol) Also anyone know the song

[@360traderr]

They are cheering for a freakin movement that almost anyone can do.

[@360traderr]

pissgoblin I wasn't trying to start any argument that was just my opinion because I did want to hear them play but guess what, they didn't.

[@shiftyguy88]

then why dont you try

[@jamnexe8994]

I expected them to play

[@Luke-pz7yk]

They ever going to play that thing, or just hold it all night?

[@toddcha557]

they're suicides not players...

[@StealthheartDraws]

again...you cant play on suicides. my friend tried. her lip got cut because she was keeping track of her positions instead of how far she went down. and again, anything above 2 position on trombone during suicide would hit the ground. suicide is purely for visual.

[@Farvids]

They might as well be doing it on while holding a broom instead of a trombone

[@StealthheartDraws]

Farvids you try doing this sometime. see how you feel afterwards. it hurts.

[@TheSpacePuppy]

Okay so you don't know what a marching band suicide is. Basically you do movements with your instrument and sometimes you play sometimes you dont. Dubstep is very good for suicide ruitines and youd probably fuck it up alot of times if you didnt know what the hell you were doing. Hence suicide

[@AceSRT]

That's sad. They don't play because they probably can't. The whole reason I watched this is because I thought they would actually play.

[@TheSlimyMiner]

Trombone suicides dont involve playing

[@AceSRT]

Hubert Cumberdale Then why are there trombones?

[@TheSlimyMiner]

AdvancedF0rtress To do their awkward spinning, as a way to show coordination, and they wont smash their instruments together

[@j_masters1]

Hubert Cumberdale i could think of a ton of things less valuable than a trombone that would serve the same purpose.

[@j_masters1]

although I did think it was pretty original.

[@Crabigail937]

How they playing the trombones with the bandannas on?🤨

[@dohnjoe8372]

how are they playing with bandanas?

[@yungtrae2763]

I would love for these young boys to never touch an instrument again.

[@GeometryDashDyno]

You’re just mad because your girl never touches you

[@plagued._]

GD Dyno wtf

[@eravaash]

GD Dyno You're right. My dad does.

[@clare5701]

not all of them are boys

[@CALKULTIK]

GD Dyno What girl? lmao

[@udahluser]

It seems people don't understand what a Trombone Suicide is. It isn't meant to demonstrate one's ability to play the instrument in a classic manner. Suicides are derived from marching band which is a whole lot more about visuals than concert band. Suicides are meant to look cool and are fun to be a part of (I would know as a soon to be senior in HS who's marched for four years). Stop judging a fish by its ability to climb a tree, the title said dubstep suicides, and the video matches it perfectly. (Note: I never said there was anything wrong with playing classical concert music/style. Just appreciate the diversity of band. Where I come from you have to be good at all of it to be considered good.)

[@panmicrotones]

i agree, however on an unrelated note (excuse the pun), do you have any idea why the jazz it's called a trombone 'suicide'? It doesn't make any sense...

[@claytonmann1825]

NickLyaǩælþö Iŋgræþö Because trombones hurt, a lot, especially when you stand up too soon and get smacked in the back of the head, or face, but a very fast moving trombone slide.

[@panmicrotones]

A 'suicide' inclines that you are intentionally inflicting lethal damage onto yourself, not that you're participating in a high risk activity.

[@panmicrotones]

mate I understand what it is, im trying to get why its called that. Or at least I was trying until I gave up.

[@jonahwang7193]

they didn't even play a note. -_-

[@jonahwang7193]

first video i disliked.

[@jonahwang7193]

Oh im sorry :/ I thought they were suppose to play XD

[@jonahwang7193]

***** Alright, thanks m8

[@asherjordanbolanos2038]

that's what a suicide is

[@shanefm02]

trombone suicides, in marching band visuals at least, never have the trombones playing. The movement would ruin their embouchure and unless they're giants all they could play would be arpeggios since the slide would hit the ground.

[@jonathanfraley7262]

How many concussions did they have trying to practice?

[@Rico-st6mo]

THIS is talent.

[@LadiesandgentlemenfooFIGHTERS]

They just dancing, the slide ain't even move

[@tabitharhinehart7518]

Think of how many times they hit each other with their trombone

[@meganthememe130]

Beledona I know right. I play trombone and it hurts like he'll to get hit with them

[@malachimendez5804]

bands andanime. i pay trumpet

[@kuchikirukia949]

Ouch I pity the trombone 😢

[@bootlegpanda5949]

Why are people so impress by this? As an instrumental lover, it's not impressive. All they're doing is just dancing with trombones for a minuet. The worst part is that they're not even playing it.

[@sampena715]

They're not supposed to be playing, sort of hard to play dubstep on a trombone hun. The impressive part is the "dancing", or really how synchronized it is, and how much time they had to put in to pull this off without getting hit in the face. But I'm sure you'll only understand the true talent of this when you learn how to type proper grammar.

[@bootlegpanda5949]

A Nerd I know that they really worked hard for this, this isn't just a simple dance move that anyone can pull off. I just thought it could've been better if they played a song while dancing, but I do now realize how hard it is. The thing I don't agree with you is my grammar. I only missed one error on my grammar, and that is the fact that that I didn't put an ed on impressed. I am truly sorry hun, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings over a dance. I guess I just didn't see the true work at first. I am also sorry for that one grammar mistake, hun. Even though there are people with worse grammar than mine, making way more mistakes, I am truly sorry hun.

[@sampena715]

+Emerald Moon I appreciate your sophisticated response

[@plebeian5699]

Let's be real though, trombone suicides like these without playing can be mastered in about 2 days. Source: trombone player. "

[@sampena715]

+Elinymous True, true. Our trombones must be terrible then because I've yet to see anything near this happen in weeks :/ I respect the creditable source too :) "

[@bellagramarossa927]

Where was there playing? Not in this video.

[@hiitsme9477]

How many head injuries were caused in practice

[@vipervenom8215]

I play trombone and I'm TRIGGERED

[@patriciamohney1371]

Reaper gaming same so cruddy😔

[@arobloxianwithadream1924]

I am discouraged by this I play trombone too

[@thecrafters6220]

Reaper gaming don't even get me started lol

[@nic..1]

Same Gives us a worse name than we already have

[@jasroopsarai4055]

Same dude I’m triggered I thought they WOULD PLAY

[@AdDaRob]

People complaining clearly don't play a low brass instrument... but this is so cool! I wish our school had this much respect for the band.

[@GhOsTLYSpiRAL]

They weren't even playing xD

[@brutaldeathgaming3828]

***** trombone suicides are retarded because this is what it takes for people to start respecting the band. We didn't do crap like this and we got replaced with a DJ. You're literally doing the job of the Color Guard and risking your instruments/teeth to do so.

[@American_2]

Are they even buzzing into the trombones???? I meant buzz not blow that is a different question

[@marshall3711]

no

[@kingsfate59]

Marshall blue coats rlly? BEN IS BETTER

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

Marshall they don't actually blow they buzz

[@marshall3711]

Sweetmamaschilipancakes I play trumpet, I know how things work

[@elkholm]

That's good for you.

[@elsofaelcool1270]

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!!! *GRABS FIRE ZWEILHANDER*

[@analeahbertubin7097]

I wonder how many head shots were taken during rehearsal

[@PanBrosGaming]

They're are not even playing the trombones

[@JoseGarcia-mi4ig]

PanBros That is the point...

[@mr.creamiersteamiermemeier5919]

I hate everyone who is impressed by this.

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

I'm impressed by this

[@mr.creamiersteamiermemeier5919]

I hate you.

[@kate_2v]

I hate you too!

[@thebigman9522]

I hate all of you:)

[@professional_band_trash.2339]

I hate my life :)

[@panmicrotones]

WOW YOU TURNED AROUND WHILE HOLDING A TROMBONE!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY CLAP FOR THE TALENT OF THESE GENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@panmicrotones]

Sincerely Nikki Id rather not go and learn some 'drill' because in my opinion, playing the trombone is about actually playing the trombone. Also, this has nothing to do with marching - they are not marching - this is about standing on the spot, and quite frankly doing nothing productive whatsoever. Furthermore I have to disagree about 'two sides to a band' , as most bands are not marching bands.

[@Extremebananalover]

You must be amazing if you think trombone suicide is easy :D

[@KingHalbatorix]

101sunfish Here let me help you with that The fucking video title is: *"Dubstep Trombone Suicide"* Tell me where that implies they'll be playing, if you're up to it. Even tell me where that says they'll march. If you can.

[@iaintobeezy9484]

KingHalbatorix It tells me none of those things. What it does tell me is that some trombones are going to commit suicide while listening to dubstep music.

[@thenaturalfloh]

KingHalbatorix Preacchhhhhh!!!! I'm tired of seeing the same comments where ppl are annoyed bc they didn't understand what THEY clicked on...smh

[@Captain.J.Dreadful]

Where's the part when they play?.....

[@RealPsychz]

Ive seen more talent at a public toilet in no mans land.

[@DanielNessBRUH]

If you don't know what a trombone suicide is let me save you from an idiotic comment like "Why didn't they play their instrument? If you want to show skill, play it." Well first of all a trombone suicide is a marching technique, second of all trombone suicides take practice although this one was a mediocre one since they went quite slow, it takes practice, trust in another to not hit them, and skill to do a trombone suicide, and lastly playing in the trombone is like suicide for your teeth along with injuring many other people because of the slide moving (unless they played while in a single angle, switching, then playing again, then the slide wouldn't be a problem)

[@ericsummers765]

Now if only your comment was on top for all the idiots.

[@brutaldeathgaming3828]

Daniel Ness So basically it's stupid and unnecessary?

[@DanielNessBRUH]

Sorry for being late but what do you mean it's stupid and unnecessary? The comment? or the Trombone suicide?

[@Funkopartner]

People get more excited watching people dance with an instrument than actually hearing them play it....?

[@trombonechefKT]

for anyone that thinks this is gay or a useless piece of crap should really rethink what they're watching. It may not be 5 star choreography but it's a bunch of trombone players (maybe) that are being cheered on by the ENTIRE SCHOOL. I know being a trombone player in my high school, no one gave two thoughts about what we did or accomplished. So stop judging it for what you see on the screen and bullshating ur way through comments. Ill be proud to show you how i can play if u need to hear someone do that too, because there are too many complaints about that.

[@christiantrammell6271]

Respect to this man

[@brutaldeathgaming3828]

kyle knox Yeah, it sucks that you have to do stupid shit like this to get recognition. I'd be perfectly fine sitting back in the bleachers playing marches and pep songs. If I had to visit the dance teacher for basketball season, I would have quit band.

[@antfratto]

kyle knox k

[@Yumabillion]

They aren't fucking doing anything

[@animetattoos]

Matt Weiman They actually are. Suicides can actually be pretty dangerous.

[@ember_shep8181]

Matt Weiman, yeah. Try playing while doing this. See how bad you sound.

[@rynlikesfood]

Sarge “playing”

[@masonguillen9861]

Sound? They aren't even playing.

[@chickenoncsgo]

Sarge They didn’t play.

[@jkruger5895]

is this HAS in Littleton Co?

[@dropkickmonk3y]

What?!! They didn't even play a single note... Waste of time.

[@potatoesp8019]

they're suicides...

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

seriously. i dont think people know what trombone suicides are.

[@asherjordanbolanos2038]

it's a suicide

[@56conn6h]

whine

[@Djpon3LyricsMaker]

Did any body notice the guy in the fedora at 1:42

[@kermitthebanned4745]

is he wearing gloves

[@whenjoshwasntrealthewholet6100]

Who wants to see a magic trick

[@CmdrSky]

THAAAAAA FUCKIN CRINGES IS FERCKIN REELS RITE TEH FURCK NERRRRRRR

[@melisbangtan]

Mlady

[@marvuswhyte3890]

It's Michael Jackson obviously

[@crystalrose4714]

Trombones, the true badasses of band!

[@skyaulbach2190]

my school is a very sports centered school. Half of over 3,000 kids don't even know we have a band.

[@GhilleInTheMist13]

How about all of the low brass?

[@arieshurt3940]

Why thank you I play trombone myself

[@crystalrose4714]

ME TOO!!!

[@LordAquadian]

Excuse me, but i believe the *clears throat* baritones/euphoniums are the true bada**es of bad:-)

[@beowulf60412]

how yall playin with bandannas on

[@jinxxearle1600]

Ok, I play trombone and have for about 6 years and I think it's cool, so stop hating. They're just trying to have fun so stop trying to hate just cause you know you could never do anything like this.

[@isaiahr.507]

I agree that was awesome good thing no one went out of tempo one year someone in my marching band forgot to lock their slide and they did suicides their slide flew

[@hazardolympics8104]

You obviously haven't played long enough, this is very easy no doubt

[@hahalongboy7256]

I can do suicides faster than these guys and I'm on drumline. Yeah it's cool that they were trying to have fun but it's really not that hard to do

[@jinxxearle1600]

I know it's not hard, but I'm just annoyed that everyone's hating on them for having fun. It's a pep rally. Everyone needs to just calm down.

[@jazzy4222]

the amount of people that don't know what suicides are hurts my soul, this was a really cool twist on it

[@uhhConno]

>cool >suicides Good try pal

[@ricotraxler1]

Omnium what?

[@mlefeb]

Jazzy TheCutest Ik, but when people cheer about them moving around trombones and not playing, it does piss is band kids off

[@mlefeb]

Jazzy TheCutest us*

[@skahler]

PS clearly the world has no idea what "suicides" are. It's a common practice, yes it's choreography. No you don't play during a suicide. That would be... suicide. Lol

[@thebeastfish11]

It pisses me off when I see a comment about someone complaining that they don't play.

[@Arysticbeats]

Well, I was a victim of that ignorance until I saw this comment. I was curious as to why they didn't play. Forgive me of my stupidity.

[@NeenanJones]

+Richey Stanley (Arystic) Ditto

[@techdriveMei]

Shaun Kahler but it's shitty garbage that would make people back then (when there was actually good classical music) want to kill themselves. Honestly, the commenters are the ones who are right about the whole idea. It's shit! End of story! It makes me as a trombone player want to stab myself in front of their school so I could atleast stain their shitty school before I die.

[@i_cam]

techdrive ._. Dude it's just a fuckin stands dance, no need to launch a genocide over here

[@kaukia1]

Suicides can be seen as a chereography routine. It's about trust, coordination, and teamwork. Maybe it was "disappointing" to realize that they actually weren't playing their instruments, but the point was to see that they have trust and teamwork by doing this perfectly. It's actually quite impressive; I can't believe comments are so underrating.

[@davidmayer2550]

So there a dance group?

[@yuzaname]

80% of the people who comment on this video don't even know what suicides are 15% do and they're correcting the other 80% who expected them to be playing 5% just like it for what it is

[@hirokokueh3541]

so wtf does suicides mean? besides killing their self .

[@yuzaname]

It's when one player ducks while the other one swings their instrument over their head, and vice versa it's more of a 'murder' but it's still called a suicide lol

[@micro2517]

they call it that because if they mess up they basically brake an instrument

[@yuzaname]

dont forget the part where you break your skull

[@hirokokueh3541]

L33t Taco nope. trombone is not that heavy

[@princesparklezz7851]

That's not talent it's called actually PLAY THE DAMN THING Jesus I play trombone and this is just an utter disgrace...

[@comicnerd375]

i agree to an extent yea it would have been cool if they played the song and did the coreography but you know how highschool boners are haha. (haha i called em boners)

[@OdaKa]

Did you notice the video is called "dubstep trombone suicide". It's specifically to showcase their ability to execute suicides. Maybe they played the trombones at another time not shown in this video. Goodness have a heart.

[@emmittsmith482]

Dude suicides are the best, that IS talent.

[@RasAlXander]

You hating because you can't do this, shit I not even a brass player but I am in the drumline and when I see shit like this I give respect especially to high schoolers

[@itsmeeric13]

That's true they didn't even play it

[@matthewinmamorato6161]

did they even play one note cuz i couldnt hear shit

[@AcidRailss]

They're not supposed to, if they played maybe they would have broken teeth or something

[@Nightstick24]

Are trombones generally used as a dancing prop?...

[@samueljohn9560]

please can you tell me what is Dubstep name ?

[@hannahvincent7119]

That outrageous act should be BAND

[@natdanae5945]

h A

[@mikeadkins65]

Rule 1 of Trombone Suicides: Do them fast or don't do them at all. This was embarrassing.

[@spiderrider3727]

Rule 2 of trombone suicides never do them period because only an idiot who doesn't know how to play would do something that incredibly stupid

[@vermillionskye3298]

I'm disappointed that there are no female trombones, unless there are and I'm just blind. My school's marching band has 14 low brass members and 12 of them are female. The only two boys play Baritone.

[@MelonSpecter]

low brass is a pretty much male dominated group french horn/trumpet is pretty split low woods are pretty much even alto sax is mostly female clarinet/flute is almost all female

[@nougatpersonal]

Alto sax is pretty balanced, flute is too, for most bands, I'm the only male flautist in mine though. Lol.

[@LRF152]

May I join your low brass section? #TubaLife LOL but yea we have 1 girl in low brass….

[@vermillionskye3298]

Lol. Most certainly. My brass section just falls apart during that certain time of the month. XD

[@LRF152]

XDXDXD Its always that time of the month in ours, most of 2 of the 4 baritones are assholes and the rest are ok but they can have a lot of pull because their asshole friends are in band too.

[@kelligreen1039]

What dubstep song are the suicides to? I kinda want the brass band to do this for hoco next year.

[@kelligreen1039]

Homecoming, sorry. I'm used to texting hoco to friends.

[@ser1ous672]

what's the name of this song

[@Fluxo-vc7qj]

a trombone costs 2000€ × 16000€ thats a normal car in Germany so they did a Trick with a car gg

[@neonickhaos4811]

FluxPrivatAc not even that just jolted and spun like a seal

[@garbear2871]

FluxPrivatAc holy Fuck that's expensive in the U.S. 100-200 for trombone 100-100000000090 car

[@Nate.mp4]

third guy from the left is such a fail XD

[@jesuss.1933]

Really.... i was disappointed i was hoping for them to play.

[@LRF152]

Trombone suicides do not involve playing, look any other TS up and they won't play, thats the point.

[@jesuss.1933]

Jacob Schiess Oh then trombone suicides aren't for me

[@olympushandling]

Jacob Schiess Then trombone suicides might as well be flags or bats or rifles or sticks.

[@hanonhosho4958]

Me 2 I thought they were going 2 play >: [

[@jeremyfelix4439]

Were they supposed to be using the trombones because I couldn’t hear it

[@thesilverphoenix5836]

anyone know the name of the song?

[@Farvids]

Turn the music off and then you'll hear and see the truth

[@jordynriver7418]

I ended up on the weird part of KZbin again

[@moronicron]

The legend Never dies

[@BeccaMarie39]

....This was the biggest disappointment of my day

[@maskedtitan4484]

I play the trumbone! Yay!! Life-!

[@shiftyguy88]

me too! Yay!! Life!

[@blondwiththewind]

But.......THEY DIDN'T PLAY A NOTE!!!! Nothing but a bunch of choreography. Anybody could do it.

[@SmellyHooves]

blondwiththewind A trombone suicide doesn't involve playing notes.

[@blondwiththewind]

Deeder01 SINCE WHEN??!!!! Maybe this group doesn't...but in the college band I used to play trombone in they did!!!! We'd be high-stepping, hitting all the notes (trading off), and avoiding slides the whole time. This is just a cheap wannabe rip off!! ~RED ☮♥♫

[@SmellyHooves]

blondwiththewind Well it's generally just that. I would guess it's possible to play notes in between, but there is increased risk of injuring your teeth during practice doing that.

[@blondwiththewind]

Deeder01 This is a sham.

[@SmellyHooves]

blondwiththewind For a suicide, yes, it's pretty garbage.