MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND BE LIKE

Only band members will get this video.

[@inklily80]

Band teacher: someone sounds off tune can the flutes play it again but one at a time Me: *sweats*

[@inklily80]

Ehomeyjr lol my friend plays the oboe and she plays beautifully,but the teacher doesn't seem to give a damn ( ._.)

[@ciscokidd7164]

When that happens, I tend to get extremely nervous and not blow fast air through the hole, so I cannot play A (the tuning note for woodwinds) that is an octave higher.

[@sachyaxii6099]

inksenpai .0. SAME.

[@peace3310]

inksenpai .0. Its the same with violin lol

[@inklily80]

Gem Shine really?!? I didn't know lol

[@alexis5334]

band teacher:percussionists can you play that line again? everyone in the room: *turns around to stare at the percussion section*

[@isaacn7492]

Exactly!

[@f3ralbugg]

Ikr, I don't understand why everyone does that- (Totally not me :v)

[@jefftheevilpotato]

True

[@dlecouree]

Me, a percussionist: **sweats nervously**

[@eb09-onfn]

Trueeeeeeeeeeeee

[@_sausageman_]

Percussion: we’re not going too fast, everyone is going too slow

[@fox_sox9783]

_Sausageman _ Well, when I can hear the rest of the band playing, and see my band directors hand moving much faster during my 50 measures of rest, I’m pretty sure they’re too slow. Also my band director has us practice the fight song at like 120+ but then proceeds to death stare percussion for playing too fast when he has us play 20 bpm in the gym Edit: This is not meant to be passive aggressive. I just thought it might be funny 👌

[@shinobicat1486]

They're litterally the tempo if someone is off beat it isn't percussion

[@noscheisse2455]

Percussion in my class is so loud that I had to get musician earplugs. My hearing used to be better but now it’s just gone. XD

[@avadoestheater]

@@noscheisse2455 because from far away you cant even hear us.

[@avadoestheater]

@@shinobicat1486 very true.

[@emmalynnfr]

Clarinets: *Being perfectly loud* Teacher: CLARINETS GIVE ME MORE!! The class: *Looks at clarinets* Clarinets: *SQEAK* Teacher: Ok maybe it was better before

[@azerm9]

As a clarinet player this is too accurate lol .

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

@@azerm9our clarinet players At my school NEED to be loud. They don’t even play half the time and when they do it sounds like a cat dying.

[@pink_tea_dream2898]

As a clarinet player its accurate there's only three in the entire band an one doesn't even play right

[@Declan8878]

I'm a french horn, and when I hear our band director say "ok clarinets", I just cover my ears

[@FoxyThepirate-bz9xe]

FR😭😭😭

[@barebearz545]

When it says Bb but they play B Natural

[@ruddthree8105]

I had this one peice where the whole trumpet group played b flat, but it was b natural, and the teacher didn't catch it until the day before the concert...

[@kaijuuben5646]

On what, treble or bass clef?

[@gicsgaming847]

I ALWAYS PLAY Bb WHEN IT'S B NATURAL

[@syncopez]

That makes me mad ugh

[@starlaspencer9625]

Barebearz omg yas!! I hate that!!

[@wesleymiller8661]

“You don’t have anything under an eighth note” As a percussionist, I can take either side in this situation.

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

@Kane Jones bro I did that at Festival and I’m p sure I cost us our score xd

[@diceqube6439]

As a saxophonist, I win

[@thanos6346]

As a brass player, I can confirm that we rarely saw anything the likes of a 16th note or tripla in middle school.

[@Luna.cosp1ays]

@Kane Jones I’ve done that too xd

[@Luna.cosp1ays]

I agree we can be on either side of that situation

[@markgaddie6290]

About 2% of middle school band students know what a vibrato is.

[@animeplease8118]

Genevieve Gohl because its the one thing flute is known for is a vibrato. no one else really needs a vibrato unless its a solo or its needed

[@markgaddie6290]

In middle school?

[@markgaddie6290]

I play flute too btw

[@jadenm6770]

Mark Gaddie I play flute to

[@Willvn_rr]

Mark Gaddie yup I'm in middle school and I have no idea what a vibrato is

[@collincoolisGOATED]

1:34 as a former middle school lead percussionist, this could not be more accurate 😂

[@CageBoyUWU]

Ey we got to make sure that they work😂

[@suppeople]

I hate when these 𝗺𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘀 do that

[@spencerjonessupremacy23]

I hate it when people do that, our band has like 17 percussionists, but me and these 3 other kids are the only good ones who actually go hard. some of those kids don't even know what a half note is

[@BaconBoss4]

FR people need to stop touching our stuff it’s soo anoying

[@No..names_7]

Percusionist here!! And I agree

[@alexawatson7799]

*Leaves own funeral* sorry I have band

[@xx-tr8so]

me lmfao

[@jojoanimated7314]

Alexa Watson lol

[@andyskillet]

"My teacher will behead me with a saxophone mouthpiece. See y'all."

[@accio_hufflepuff3274]

Alexa Watson same though 😅

[@tiny--]

*Comes Back To Life* There is a concert happening I have to go sorry

[@donttalktome3230]

You forgot the "PERCUSSION STOP PLAYING AND PLAY ATTENTION!" -Band Director

[@rueblue21]

Dont Talk To Me HAHAHGSHSKFHSOBD IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE 😂

[@sarsoura1027]

😂😂😂😂

[@anika7157]

That is the single truth in the world

[@anika7157]

Knowing from both a woodwind and percussion player everything in this video is accurate lmao

[@aidangrady4409]

Dont Talk To Me yep same

[@jasonstarrising]

BRASS AND CLARINET HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR IN OUR SCHOOL

[@professionalidiot95]

Is the war still going

[@tiny--]

At my school the brass and woodwinds are at peace....but the war between high brass and low brass continues.....

[@twilledflano649]

Incognito Burrito exaCTY (Low brass is best)

[@kierstyn140]

Mine too :P ESPECIALLY THEM TRUMPETS. THEY HAVE BEEN INSULTING US CLARINETS IN FRONT OF THEM >:|

[@aviana_playz989]

Us clarinets are winning

[@garlic_bread_toast4403]

My band teacher had a rule, where whenever you play a percussion instrumen, and you aren't a percussionist, then you either have to do 25 pushups or you get written up. That just led to everybody playing their instruments at the start of class, which led to about 96 decibals for about 5 minutes a day and permanent hearing damage. Somebody also decided to run his hand across the wind chimes one time and got the option of either 720 pushups, or he could get written up. He decided to get written up.

[@pygy2020old]

Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying on the floor rn

[@pygy2020old]

No seriously holy sh-

[@Martyr_0]

We need that rule cuz the one friggin trumpet player keeps coming up and playing percussion (mostly bells) and Istg I want to punch him in the face so hard LIKE MF GET KFF MY DAMN INSTRUMENT AND GO BLOW INTO YOUR PIECE OF METAL

[@suppeople]

Lmao; I'm telling me teacher this rule

[@EclipseYT13]

DAMN

[@SATURNZ.]

“Okay trumpets can we try that high note on more time?” Every band director ever 💀

[@AtmosphericSpace868]

As a trumpet player I have luckily got the high notes down.. Very hard thiugh

[@908-beaversupport6]

I am a trumpet player and know how hard it is to play really high notes but how is it to other brass instruments?

[@5thgrade.trumpetgirl.424]

all the time

[@MyHumorIsBrokenLoL]

Quite Litterly

[@thepinkelephant2520]

As a trumpet player SO TRUE that literally happened today

[@mingi4924]

The most famous quote from all saxophones,,, “wHiCh SaX????”

[@Ali-kg6mu]

Which Sax are you talking about in this comment?

[@katie_mac4781]

@@Ali-kg6mu LMAO

[@Blkd3ath8416]

LMAO

[@nashdiamzon5675]

LMAO

[@cookieboba_cxffeeuwu5249]

allie lmao

[@0quin0]

*Remember kids if your teacher calls on you* Faster air Bigger breath and hold out that note!

[@triscuit2116]

Bry Caught the RyeTM I'm in percussion, I saw brass instruments having to hold it for a long time and they were patting each other on the back to get more air out I was dying lmao

[@0quin0]

it's alyssa I'm woodwind so I never get to witness the wonders of the brass section, unfortunately.

[@cyndrillis1605]

Bry Caught the RyeTM SO TRUE!!!!

[@cyndrillis1605]

Bry Caught the RyeTM US BRASS INSTRUMENTS NEVER GET A BRAKE!

[@cyndrillis1605]

Bry Caught the RyeTM Dont forget to spread your teeth apart! Your slides to far in! Set your ambisher!

[@crunchy02]

in my band class, everyone gets mad at the trumpets because they're the ones messing up two thirds of the time 💀

[@pygy2020old]

As a trumpet player, I make a LOT of mistakes playing

[@azerm9]

That was in my schools beginning band 💀

[@azerm9]

Too much.

[@object-official]

for my band it's percussion and saxophone, maybe flute sometimes.

[@object-official]

I'm *the* trumpet

[@briannabear1459]

Band Teachers Be Like: *TIGHTER LIPS BILLY* *WHERE’S YOUR FREAKIN STAND REBECCA* *HOLD THE NOTE LONGER JESSICA* *HALF NOTES ARE TWO COUNTS NOT THREE TIMMY* *POSTURE GUYS YOU LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE READS*

[@kaitlyn2295]

My band tho

[@JessIsSketch]

Emmie Jhonson you said my name and my teacher says that to me too much

[@TocamiWolf]

Emmie Jhonson This comment is absolute gold

[@user-fn7ee1sb3c]

OMG YES!!

[@mochi925]

XD

[@dn6893]

People: So what do you play? Me: Euphonium People: A what? Me: A tiny Tuba that almost sounds like a French horn People: OOOOOOH that thing!

[@kaitiepellin4053]

Itz Tommy I play the euphonium with 4 valves!!!!

[@Tedula1134]

I'm a tuba player and I've still said this more times than I care to admit.

[@FujiTea]

I play a euphonium and I can relate but people are always asking me what the 4th button does

[@joselynbenitez9139]

Itz Tommy Omg yesssssss I feel your pain mine has 4 valves

[@joselynbenitez9139]

Aphildin they stupid it’s low C in the b flat scale and it’s not sharp it is like just right buttt you probably already know that lol

[@0I0I0]

french horn player: dumps water out* woodwinds:eEEEEewEwwwW

[@rexxdrive2079]

I had like a gallon of water come out once, and one of the flute players was like *"how much value oil did you put in there?"*

[@ayn2604]

Lol so true. im a trumpet player

[@skadaaskadeen]

I'm the only girl woodwind who is ok with it, the guy woodwinds are ok with it, all the other woodwind girls are triggered...

[@alext_t3166]

I don’t know if it’s just me but I LOVE to annoy my woodwind friends by emptying my spit valve out around them

[@0I0I0]

@@alext_t3166 xD

[@phoenixwing5133]

I remember middle school band. In 6th grade, they kept us separated by woodwinds and brass and taught us how to play our instruments first. Then, as we got into actual sheet music, they finally put us together in full band and we got to play all together for the first time. I still remember how glorious (and horrible) it was. As soon as we stopped, everybody started talking to each other about how amazing it felt to be part of that. I miss those days. I wanna be back in high school band so bad man I peaked in high school and my life since has been a slow downfall. It's only been a year since I graduated wtf 😭 I wanna go back to the first time we went to a marching band competition and took home the grand prize. Like that's one hell of an achievement for a "freshman" who hadn't started school yet.

[@spheyuh]

Here's my version (I play the oboe in wind ensemble and alto sax in jazz band) Flutes: I practiced for three hours last night without stopping. Don't talk to me. Oboes: Left handed Eb can go suck an ass, also I'm probably gay Alto Sax: I only know meme music. Tenor Sax: I used to play something else, also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY QUIETLY Baritone Sax: MY INSTRUMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO Bassoon: Don't give me high notes. I will kill all high notes you give me Clarinet: I'd like to be moved away from the trumpets please...? Bass Clarinet: I AM NOT A SAXOPHONE STOP Trumpet: I AM THE LEADER OF THE BAND HEAR ME ROAR French Horn: I don't know what I'm doing and I've gotten hit by way too many trombone slides. Trombone: I'm really good at scales- oh there goes my slide oops Tuba: I'm supposed to be the loudest in the band but I'm barely louder than the flutes. Euphonium: Who? Percussion: The band director hates every single one of us.

[@writingwizard4227]

Sophia Manzor the alto sax (me) is so true tho...

[@fivestarfuego]

Omg yes I always get hit by a trombone slide so my band director put us by the tubas

[@bogman78]

at school, me and my other fellow alto saxophone players own the place. we play louder than everyone

[@ventisbarbatos]

see i play tenor sax, alto sax, percussion, bariton sax, soprano sax, and tuba so i don't know where i fit in

[@ventisbarbatos]

I MISPELLED BARITONE OML

[@funky58abi95]

"LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOIIIIIIIIII"

[@ZebraSlapper]

You suck we get all the loud parts and we are in the marching band all brass!

[@zalexville]

I can attest to that argument since I an an Oboist ;)

[@ypaexio4263]

zalexvilles same here

[@henniferpanini2715]

+Ehomeyjr yup

[@danyagha5654]

Move your fingers baaaoooiuuuiiiiii

[@diceqube6439]

Woodwind and brass fighting *Saxophone in the corner* “I am you, and you, but better.”

[@dominicklipari]

Literally a woodwind made of brass

[@DragonKnght-jv4gp]

Accurate. Alto is just the best of both worlds

[@basil-alki]

as a sax player, i can confirm this statement

[@NatPjoFan89]

Omg 😱 this is the best sax comment

[@176SelfridgeCompositeSquadron]

As a clarinetist this is so true.

[@North_Park]

“Saxophones your too loud” -Middle school band directors

[@suppeople]

Nawh it's the trumpets for me

[@OMGMyHypeBoyKeita]

YESSS US TOO but idm cuz the saxophones usually have similar parts to clarinet, but they’re like 100x better so they cover up my horrible playing lmao

[@asterbel2895]

Band teacher be like: "All right, let's play from the start, in a one and a two" School band members: *Plays the melody terribly and does not give a shit about staccato, forte, or anything that matters* And the teacher is like: "Yep. This is my life." Respect to all Music Teachers of schools as they must deal with idiots

[@ypctyy688]

Asterbel Music no my band teacher is an idiot one time I was walking down a hall and heard him cussing out middle schoolers -_-

[@cadmiumandwilsin2993]

Our eighth grade band actually got the teacher to quit after his first year. It was awful. He retired from music teaching completely. I feel really bad for the guy.

[@3thanheimer]

Asterbel Music holy fuck that is so right

[@mr.resetti77]

Sometimes it's the elementary teachers fault, because I know more than half of my band class didn't know these terms when they came in.

[@Jackietubepro]

Band teacher: Ok 1 and the 2 and the 1 2 3 and go *1 kid plays on a rest* Other kids: *Groans*

[@Tralfazzz]

The woodwinds vs brass was basically 7th grade band in a nutshell

[@xflame_wolfx7627]

Sitirix trust me brass always wins **in the distance hear a car engine being blasted by a trombone**

[@ironwolfhead0246]

Yep

[@mr_organ]

100%

[@macymccadden8923]

100% accurate

[@nottodaysatan6863]

@@xflame_wolfx7627 Excuuuuuse me but the woodwinds are 100x better than the brass! We make sweet melodic sounds, meanwhile you just have to use foUR FINGERS. Not to mention your embouchure is quite pathetic.

[@BelatedAudio]

The bad thing about playing a trumpet when I was in 8th grade is that i was playing a solo in front of the whole class and the 2nd valve got stuck and it sounded like a fart.

[@trumpetbros2779]

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[@sketched5432]

a good way to make a fart on purpose is to put your top or bottom lip over or under the mouthpiece, hurts like hell, but it sure makes for an annoyance.

[@flarearrowwood]

Lol

[@bp4133]

username username ha... the worst thing that happened to me in band was i had this two measure duet with my friend on a song... ohh that was something like.. we didn't play it bad but the relive of my shoulders when i played that at the concert was monumental....... ~a trumpet player

[@minerchord9939]

My problem now is that I got braces to deal with...great way to go through Senior Year Good brass players with braces = gods I swear to god that is so true. It's hard to play a trumpet with braces

[@meg30acre]

As a middle school percussionist, I can confirm that EVERYONE TOUCHES OUR INSTRUMENTS!

[@suppeople]

We hate it too

[@6sixty.five5]

on god they usually brass people who touch or stuff

[@SlightlyOffendedKiwi]

@@6sixty.five5 it’s always that one trumpet player: “no I’m allowed to be back here because my friend is a percussionist” The “friend”: “hUh-“

[@Jango_Fett22]

Ikr I’m like bro stop touching my snare and they always go after the snares

[@Stopflying]

Me too bro! My snares are in danger!

[@jenniferthecloud1475]

There's always a kid with a sticky valve or a chipped reed. There's always a saxophone playing a flat instead of a sharp There's always a flute tightening their foot joint or adjusting their head joint mid-song There's always a clarinet cleaning their instrument all class "Sorry guys, my reed is being weird" There's always percussionists messing up the tempo There's always a trumpet playing the wrong notes (loudly) There's always a snare drum doing god knows what There's always a trombone that has no clue what position they should be in, drops their slide, or is just generally being an ass (pardon my french) There's always a tuba who doesn't know what page they should be on "I lost my permission slip, can I bring it tomorrow?" (they won't bring it tomorrow) There's always a xylophone asking for new sticks There's always that one kid who suddenly needs to go to the bathroom during warm ups (every day) There's always that one kid who shows up once every three months (without their instrument)... yet they're always at school...where do they go...? "Wait, where are we?" There's always a Bari sax who only plays two notes in every song... Legend has it they're still counting rests... And finally there's always someone who gets a headache and yells at the brass and saxophones for playing too loud. ohh...and the horns? yup, forgot em again ps. as people reply with new ideas, I've been editing this comment (in case you're confused)

[@jspr_mrz]

my clarinet is moldy but i still play it hasnt been cleand sine 2 yrs

[@somebody9033]

Where's the oboe roast?

[@jenniferthecloud1475]

@@somebody9033 the fact that there isn't one is a roast in itself

[@gooberius]

What about us trombonists

[@w4ffle_cole]

i’m in middleschool- as a trumpet player, the trumpet one applies to my class 💀

[@sapphire2113]

Going from middle school band to high school band was an absolute trip, the rivalry between woodwinds and brass has seemed to die down a bit though

[@squiffurthewolf6276]

lel for not me, one time in my band class it was time to do chair tests and the woodwind and brass section was arguing over who had to play first last time and it got I bad that our teacher went back and looked to see who went first last time. it was us brass, lmaoooo there was so much cheering from the brass section. and the whole time the percussion was like lmaoo we always go last. its fun, i love band

[@klarysatheketchup3238]

my middle school we didn’t have a brass and woodwind rivalry it was just picking on specific people when they messed up sometimes lol . We did have the rivalry with orchestra and choir though

[@Band0War]

NEVER! Brass are ALL POWERFUL!!! buh duh duh buh duh buh buh buh duh buh nuh nuh buh (MetalShop)

[@Travthememer]

for me it's basically alto saxes vs everyone else (last year we had 11... about 8 or 9 too much) of course I was one

[@sapphire2113]

@@Travthememer yeah, being in marching band I’ve noticed that similar instruments are often very competitive with eachother. But everyone makes fun of altos (I take part, being a tenor. But honestly I love the way altos sound)

[@gracewilliams9451]

(I play French horn) Band instructor: Ok, let's practice this note! Woodwind: *nails it* Trumpet: *beautiful* Tuba/baritone: *lovely* French horn: uhhhh. Which octave? Instructor: this one! French horns: k *sounds like a dying whale. Everyone starts laughing at us* This is my everyday life in band... 😕 #RespectTheFrenchHorns

[@webbydraws]

gRAciE SAME OMF

[@cornfieldbees3533]

As a fellow F horn player I can agree with this. Playing F horn can be lonely.

[@cryo7847]

So true... I don't play French horn but when I was in band the French horns got picked on because they always screwed up the notes. It must be hard.

[@uhjiokmm7320]

Just by trying to match the pitch is really difficult, playing the f key is really loud, but sounds really deep.

[@culturedswine3586]

I’m crying bc it’s so true, me and a another F Horn player just help each other but fail. Another Horn player wants to quit.

[@GarbageNation]

Band Director: Alright tubas can we hear measure 1 - 12 please? Tubas: *Plays the same note through all 12 measures. That is a true experience for me.

[@Martyr_0]

Ikr

[@PhichePxylode]

I kept playing the same notes in The Tempest by Robert W. Smith in a concert

[@DuyTran-sh5hu]

As a member of middle school band and a trombone player, I can confirm that new players always get their slides to fly off to the 4th dimension.

[@Baylee0]

Lol I am known as the girl who slide goes flying off

[@Firewyrk]

Behold, the eighth position

[@DuyTran-sh5hu]

😂

[@mozzarellaconcrete4856]

My band's trombones surprisingly haven't done that yet, but most of them have managed to bend their spit keys. The band director is super mad at them for that.

[@syfer.]

lmaoo

[@95chewey]

*_LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS, BOY!!!_*

[@thejohn6912]

My reply to that is that woodwinds have the finger game, but the brasswinds got that mouth game b o i

[@thebluegaming7706]

I dont play in band but that would be me lol

[@thebluegaming7706]

*YOU HAVE THREE BUTTONS*

[@dagoat2636]

Pug the Wolf remember kids, the brass section is a bunch of loud idiots that make weird noises

[@ember0045]

*boi

[@magicalwolfclaws9089]

Its almost disappointing how true this is.

[@petroopa1667]

MagicalWolfClaws I'm a percussionist and I can relate to this AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

[@magicalwolfclaws9089]

Hehe, Flutist ^^. I'm pretty sure all bands can relate or connect to this by some degree xD

[@blueberry8726]

MagicalWolfClaws 😰im surprised how true this is...and im in high-school to

[@joshbussineau1491]

MagicalWolfClaws ikr

[@justputmebackinthefridge1698]

MagicalWolfClaws yeah xD

[@Kamel-Elkadri]

I remember watching this when I was a 6th grader starting out on clarinet. Now I just graduated high school and rewatching this video again. Band is so much fun.

[@elmoateme7313]

"Learn how to use your fingers boyyyy" That made me loose it 😂

[@saba_mn]

Elmo Ate Me loose...

[@halo79hi96]

u forgot the one flutist who gets mobbed by people wanting to try and play it

[@potato-zz1wy]

That's literally every Instrument if you ever come in contact with a non band kid 😂😂

[@kaylaccabrera]

Flautist

[@at_peace_rhys4975]

Finally some 0ne under stands meeeee

[@bradiano3764]

God bless you man

[@at_peace_rhys4975]

@@bradiano3764 I'm a women

[@camelcam6008]

The before class starts one is so accurate XD

[@masterstephen287]

hell yea

[@kcoston8779]

Camel Cam are you talking about the jacking around part or the messing with the percussion section part

[@valerievelez4158]

KinglySpud both

[@kxdakvn1633]

Camel Cam of course it is... it happens in every band... but maybe not professional bands right?

[@scoutdog0573]

My band director is very adamant of, if your not percussion don't play there instruments. I'm a trombone by the way

[@aexitis]

Today I had the interesting experience of playing with the percussionist that was playing with our orchestra for Assessments. (I don’t play percussion, I’m a first violin but I broke my arm yesterday and couldn’t bow so our director just decided I’d figure out how to play tambourine in 45 mins so that I could play the concert.) And here are just a couple things he said: “Wait… WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY NOTES??” “So, are violas just violins that want to be special?” “FOR THE LAST TIME… STOP TOUCHING THE SNARE DRUM.” “So, do like all orchestra directors hate percussionists or just this one?” “I’m confused, you only have 4 strings, how do you make so many different noises?” “Why are the violins such show offs?” “Dude, what’s that big one. Is it on steroids?” (Talking about a double bass 😭) And many more…

[@cadenbarnfather1434]

wdym double bass I thought it was the megaviolin (jk)

[@adamcooper3006]

My band be like: Saxes: *sits in rest position* Percussion: Lets Partyyyy *bangs on drums hard* Flute : let's just relax Trumpet: *plays as loud as they can* Clarinet: *nails the low notes* Bells: let's play so fast

[@jessicabraud3307]

Dantdm Fan I'm literally the only clarinet in my class that plays the high notes good. It was so annoying when we had to play the star spangled banner BC I was the only clarinet playing. -_-

[@annoyingnessbeginswithme5698]

Instead for us it's the one dude in the sax group who's blaring haunts us in our sleep Then the clarinets are playing all the pretty sweet stuff and **cough** my friend who like playing anime songs on their clarinet **cough** The trumpets are the trumpets as usual, blasting let's go blue and boasting how loud they can be The flutes are pretty chill Then there's me... Playing shooting stars XD

[@stunkybunks2205]

As a trumpet player, Accolade is the class meme. That's the only reason I play loudly. XD

[@sehunsleftnipple8840]

Dantdm Fan Trombones: Hey Guys! We’re here, too! We exist!

[@faerydes5127]

My band is like: Saxes: They also sit in rest position. 🎷 Percussion: I’m going to forget what to play so people will notice I’m there. (Me) 🥁 Flute: Let’s play as loud as we can! or Let’s just forget everything. Guitar: Let’s go soooooo slooooowwww. 🎸 Trumpet: Let’s play memes on our trumpets! (Yes they really do that.)

[@drej2626]

In my school me and the rest of the trombone section got kicked out of band for blasting the Ali a theme song during a concert

[@misterdon2845]

Wow lmao

[@kristinanitis1266]

this is the best comment I've ever seen

[@mathiasmansfield5242]

Our teacher lets us do that after football games

[@npc.neonzz4385]

A true savage has appeared 😐

[@howlermonkey9863]

well, do or die *amiright* Props to you if you know what game this is from

[@spiritreborn8006]

My middle school band be like: Flutes: All of them are bad except for one who always goes so extra it's annoying Saxophones: literally playing a song with ease while the other kids eyes are popping Trumpets: make the most annoying sound ever when they try high notes Drums: annoying on purpose. OH and the teacher is sarcastic af

[@noemilemus5571]

TitanReborn I’m a trumpet and yeah I can agree on that 😂 but we have to blow really hard and get our embouchure just right; perfect. To get the high notes. Lucky for me, I can hit a High C with ease but We do make annoying sounds 😂

[@mynameiswhat960]

This shit try

[@orangecayman520]

I agree I play trumpet

[@deanwinchester6260]

Any oboes?

[@Blake-braaten42]

Yes

[@realstanley767]

As a middle schooler who plays the trombone in band, I can confirm everything in this video is true.

[@beckylee2093]

as a clarient, brass get your crap to together. I agree

[@Jango_Fett22]

I'm a tuba player and some of this video is true like the other sections playing the percussion instruments

[@virturegd5247]

@@beckylee2093as a brass, you gotta get your crap together and stop squeaking your reeds during the best part of the song

[@beckylee2093]

@@virturegd5247 I don't squeak thank you. But your a ducking brass player and y'all can never play in tune, or at the right times. Do you even know how to count rests?

[@raincake236]

Also as a middle school trombone player, this video is pretty accurate.

[@kholstein64]

I remember in middle school everyone called me Squidward because I always used to bite down on my reed to make a high pitch sound when everybody was really loud

[@raerae1313]

Rainyday Lps some ppl call me Squidward just bc I play the clarinet :b

[@jessicabraud3307]

temmie doodle Same

[@imcorgi1210]

temmie doodle a bunch of my friends play clarinet so we call our selfs the squidward squad 😂

[@user-dr9nt1tm5i]

Ikr I used to try and play weird notes and it made people go like OWWWWW

[@andyskillet]

eyyy!

[@siriboss5620]

who let the brass/ woodwinds touch the percussion instruments? WHO DONE IT!?

[@stephenmayoryk4991]

Don’t look at me... look at Ben!

[@stephenmayoryk4991]

No-one got my reference...

[@PoisonPurple]

siri boss I'm in percussion..........WHO DID IT?!!!

[@antisocialpotato7631]

Maybe we are multi-talented, who knows

[@grimreaper6493]

siri boss is it weird that that’s exactly what my band teacher says

[@duncanmorrow255]

My band: Tubas: "Hey man can I hold your instrument?" "Oh my gosh, its so light!" Baritone/Euphonium: *Sigh...* "I wish we were tubas..." Trombones: (Band director) *"STOP TALKING"!!!* Trumpets: "Hey this says piano, so im going to play it as loud as possible" French Horns: *Furiously empties spit in between songs* Saxes: "OhMyGosh the trumpets are so annoying.." Clarinets: *Squeaking Intensifies* Flute: "Get on my octave, boi" Percussion: "MORE COWBELL" Oboe: *Cries in corner because everyone forgets he's there*

[@aldin9060]

Splatimus Timitus Holy crap that's exactly what my band is like except the tenor saxes nail everything (me)

[@judeflick]

M O R E C O W B E L L

[@emilykasiewicz9428]

Splatimus Timitus omg this is so true

[@aparts129]

Splatimus Timitus lol i play trombone and there are only 11 of us, there are 20 trumpets and THEY BLAST SOOOOO MUCH AND IT HURTS (Just my grade band has over 100 kids lol so we have a very large band) BRASS FTW

[@spookedmangoes8118]

Why is this so accurate? (Btw, you forgot to mention that the saxs play too loud or go to fast and blame percussion)

[@royalepinky3688]

Teacher: "Okay students, everybody but the percussionists work on that song some more." **comes up to percussion section** Teacher: "Okay I'm going to be teaching you guys a new instrument and how to use it." Everybody in the class: **Turns around to percussion section**

[@PhichePxylode]

As a brass player, I can agree that everyone looks at the percussionist when it’s their turn

[@ariesp1t]

You don't want to know how many times my lips or teeth got hit on my mouthpiece ..

[@bs-bd5nf]

JustAnAverageItalian OMG yaaasss

[@spikeopine]

Brin&Beyond stop it. Get some help

[@awasouare519]

JustAnAverageItalian Brass people problems

[@awasouare519]

Also happens with flute tho

[@ariesp1t]

Awa Souare it hurts like a mf

[@ellasophia2651]

choir kids be like: the fuck is Goin on

[@ellasophia2651]

and I'm in choir soo

[@MinerKitten]

ALL OF YOUR EMOTIONS ARE INDEED IN MY POSSESION saaame

[@chloebug4]

STINGY OMG I WORSHIP YOU

[@SantaClausBitch]

I am in choir and band... my day is just music XD

[@bloodcake8602]

Actually it's more like a 1 a 2 a 1 2 3 4 LA la.. (less people start singing) ....la... (everyone looks at each other and face palm)

[@sebastianalmanza4756]

Learn how to move your FINGERS BOI

[@pkbunbun7716]

It's funny because it's true

[@ChloeJean]

Me when Brass Insults flute or when clarinets get snobby i just say. "At least you can see your fingers"

[@kaigenz8577]

*VOICECRACCKKKKK*

[@needsmoreboosters4264]

FEENGURRZ BOIII!!!!

[@Disco_Rider]

LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR BOW RIGHT BOIIII I (coming from a violinest)

[@mitsuerenn6990]

*silence* "Hey" "Yea-" *Magically hits mouthpiece* *...* *AAAAAA*

[@DonniesBoStaff]

"TRUMPETS! DECRESCENDO!" *proceeds to write in crescendo* Also I'm in high school now why am I still watching this.

[@vanellaicecream9821]

Haidyn W DECRECENDO! ? WHAT IS THIS !? IT'S DIMINUENDO! Edit : I can't spell excuse me

[@phantis7064]

(Before class) Oh HELL No They Did Not Just Touch The Percussion. I'm a percussionist and it always ticks me off.

[@Thomas-on7qw]

bobly 755 If I do that in my band I get a lesser grade

[@thc_freebaser]

THANK YOU.

[@Thomas-on7qw]

Drive off a cliff Yep

[@lizlet_]

bobly 755 SAME

[@GoldenAeroCreations]

bobly 755 me too.

[@mscottcarpenter]

As a senior Percussionist at Arlington Middle School, I can confirm the percussion statement to be completely accurate.

[@ayylmao5588]

Kesixx fuyuhiko?

[@nomnomstudios5821]

Kesixx the one about before class???

[@thefish8796]

Ikr

[@uhleetheeuh003]

Everybody thinks they can just TOUCH the drums. "But percussion is so eaaaaasy" they say. No, not when you have the most responsibility in the band and crazy rhythms! So, like I said, GET YOUR GRUBBY SAXOPHONE FINGERS OFF THE CYMBALS!

[@monke4312]

bruh i'm boutta bully the shit outta u for that anime picture fam. i'm a junior brass.

[@ejosjek52.87]

My band: Flutes: barley even play but sound pretty good when they do except for me Clarinets: are very good Trombones: don't even play most the time Trumpets: almost all of them are absent Saxophones: carry the entire band Percussion: BANG BANG BANG BANG French horn: there was only one and they moved

[@yoitsminn]

@Gold - Here's my version Trumpets: Kinda decent, against fricken saxophones Trombones: "It's hArD Ok?" - that one smol person who just thinks trombone is a good idea for their short arms. French Horns: actually good but the instrument is like impossible so they get almost failing grades and it's not fair (I'm not a french horn but still) Oboe: *DuCk NoIsE* Saxophones: we are BETTER than you, TRUMPPETTS. Flutes: actually kinda nice Baritones: we are STRONG Bassoon: IM FRICKEN LOUD.

[@rachel8195]

Claire Delamatyr I'm a flute player, but I can be pretty mean...

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

My brother is the only bassoon player in his entire school so I can attest to this

[@camroteck2819]

YESSS Btw, SAXES RULLLEEEE

[@sehunsleftnipple8840]

For me: Flutes: The most confident and largest section. The friendliest. Half are amazing, half are horrible. Only 2 boys. Clarinets: They are all friends and love their instrument. Most are good. Only 1 boy. Trumpets: Mainly introverts except for a couple extroverts. The loudest section. They are all decent. Trombones: The quietest and well-behaved section except for that one guy that’s super loud. Only 4 members. Bass Clarinet: Barely talks. Pretty good. Only 1 member. Baritone saxophone: Holds the bass line together. Extrovert af. Amazing player. Only 1. Alto Saxophone: The cool ones. They are funny and get along with most. Only 3. Percussion: The funniest, noisiest section that always gets in trouble except for that one girl who behaves. Only 4 players. French horn: OK player. Is VERY quiet. Only 1. (Me because I’m terrified of everything)

[@PrinceSwaggy]

Claire Delamatyr I like it

[@ykkkaa2723]

Clarinets be like "Ima play the highest note we can play" Flutes be like "really plays the highest note" Everyone screams

[@troysmithfr]

Technically there is no highest note for any instrument, except for maybe string instruments. Edgy middle schoolers. I played a D an octave above the two ledger-line one above the staff, on clarinet. And don't you love when a flute player walks up to a clarinet bragging that they're better, and then they don't hold the instrument properly?

[@victoriah5975]

True

[@KyrstOak]

Fausto the Cat - Why?

[@SeSaGaming]

No Brass smashes his finger and that scream is the loudest

[@lizcraven110]

I play the flute. this is 100% accurate lmao, my section is slowly making the clarinets deaf

[@vanessagarcia6246]

You forgot the “hurry up low brass you guys are called the low brass not the slow brass”

[@clarissalouis5490]

as a trombone i feel called out

[@botcheek482]

As a euphonium i feel offended

[@vanessagarcia6246]

I AM AWESOME I am a baritone as well

[@botcheek482]

@@vanessagarcia6246 ...

[@noelleerrafaq929]

Vanessa Garcia as a tuba i feel triggered 😂

[@herberthrojas2437]

3:00 it’s like that with alto saxes but low notes

[@-mniscient-7163]

Omg yes lol

[@95chewey]

The before class is so true

[@foxtatertot]

Yeah.

[@jessiejel7744]

I’m not even in band but in pe I could hear them

[@troyy2051]

ikr

[@paige4855]

Yes

[@gitoalcantara9359]

Yeah

[@kittycandycrush1652]

Boy you touch the percussion instruments in my band class and we will all collectively scream at you.

[@father3147]

WATCH ME BEAT YOU WITH MALLETS.

[@markbugenhagen9391]

Kitty Candy Crush agreed

[@rebeccalee2155]

I've broken a drumstick over someone's head bc they messed with my snare.

[@mrgoldfish573]

Omg the trombones keep messing with my snare drums

[@sapph____]

Whenever a non percussionist touched the drums, all of the percussion people yelled at that person. I played Saxophone and I was a Percussionist in school.

[@bigbenmk4873]

Bet a lick of a toe that the comments section is 90% middle schoolers

[@faerydes5127]

Well, I’m in high school so I’m a part of that 10 percent.

[@turtlewexler3529]

Top Shot Well, duh! Band is awesome!

[@andyskillet]

Kaylee Rahman *baby, this is what you came for, lightning, strikes everytime she mooooves*

[@thelemoncoffee]

Im in highschool

[@bigbenmk4873]

WKGtheSQUAD took a very wild guess

[@TheWhiteWhistle]

Omfg, I remember watching this back in elementary school as a kid. Now it’s my last year of middle school 😢

[@_unknown_1519]

"LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!" 😂😂😂

[@pigtailedsnape]

violin teachers tryna teach vibrato be like:

[@whereami8663]

woodwind instructor conducts: "Flutes! Step it up, I mean, the trumpets got it down! Be more like them! That goes for you too clarinets." Brass instructor conducts: "French horns!! Get it together! Why can't y'all be more like the oboes!? That goes for all the brass section!

[@troysmithfr]

Always have to have that one woodwind player who could blow the entire woodwind section out of the water.

[@thecompletelyretardedgamer1572]

Troy we have 3 trumpets. two dont play. nobody notices XD

[@mooshrooming]

It's sad because me and my friend can relate to the the French horn part completely

[@timothygooding9544]

my entire band in a nutshell

[@emcrectangled]

the brass part is so fucking true XD

[@RepublicofMarsGaming]

I’m in percussion Yeah standing for an hour right before lunch is fun

[@_ishcayla_1028]

I deal with that too

[@melodyhemsworth8577]

At least you get to work up an apitite. Lol

[@ieatnapkins9225]

I have to play after lunch so I always have to rinse out my mouth before I play

[@andyskillet]

LUCKY. Everyone in my band class can't eat anything before class except percussionists and I get hungry.

[@2_Frogs_In_A_Trench_Coat]

I play the flute and still..... MY HEAD STINKIN FEELS LIKE IT IS GOING TO FALL OFF FROM BREATHING!!!!!

[@SupernovaFishsticks]

My band: Flutes: Started off with twelve, down to five with one who doesn’t even know what their concert Bb is Clarinets: *squeaking intensifies* Trumpet: the lone wolf Trombone: never comes to practice Saxophones: *literal gods* Percussion: Has the most players than any other type of instrument

[@timothymuravez9164]

Band Teacher: Flutes, play louder! Me and Other flutes: *blows hard and only plays high notes* YOU CANT BE LOUD ON FLUTE

[@mastervince1232]

Timothy Muravez I know right I play and they say louder try to hit that a and play way to high

[@cathywallington8623]

With enough practice you can get middle register loud (lower register can go to mezzo forte at best)

[@sehunsleftnipple8840]

Master vince 123 flutes are louder than the trombones in my band 🙃

[@timothymuravez9164]

nice

[@skinnyrotisseriechicken180]

Timothy Muravez I play flute and that is SOOOOO true!!!

[@beepbeep4826]

My band in a nutshell: Flutes: *quietist thing on earth* Clarinets: *Plays normal but there’s like 40 so it’s loud* Drums: *speeds up which makes the entire band speed up* Oboe: *SQUEAK* Saxophone: *REALLY LOUD NOISES* Trumpets: *MORE REALLY LOUD NOISES* French horn: We only have 1 lol Trombone: They need to be louder

[@skye7202]

Awesome Puppy That oboe statement is too accurate for beginning band students.

[@beepbeep4826]

Skye lol

[@skye7202]

Awesome Puppy Hey, I've been there. For an instrument that naturally sounds like a dying duck, it can really be a pretty addition to bands. But there are still times where an oboist or a clarinet player will squeak and mess up everything.

[@beepbeep4826]

Skye yeah

[@abrahamlucio521]

Where da tuba

[@lonerider92]

As a band kid with 7 years of experience, this extends right into highschool.

[@SandboxerSandy]

@A Linux User no, brass is OBVIOUSLY better

[@brubru9663]

@A Linux User brass is best fight me

[@br0flovski996]

Come on guys we all know trumpets are the best 🥰🤞

[@brubru9663]

@A Linux User you're kidding

[@brubru9663]

@A Linux User what instrument

[@DevesQwen1]

Smashing the drum kit with the gong or any percussion instrument was so fun.

[@yeetme713]

If there's anything Clarinets in middle school band hate more than the saxophones, its the entire damn brass section.

[@seanmathias232]

Yeet Me True tbh

[@Miranda-vc3ny]

Okay um what the french horns ever do to you blame the 🎺

[@AidenFigueroa]

Miranda Rios I’m a trumpet 😢

[@JackalSniperSnipez]

I'm a trombone player And I take offence to this

[@violenzamonteforte17]

Yeet Me omgggg truuuu

[@evat8022]

My band Trumpets: there is good ones but there is some that just move there fingers and don’t play Tuba: look at me fart fart blat. Hahahaha I am so cool I am the only tuba I am speacial Clarinets: they all sound like magic until one squeaks and the whole band messes up. Saxes: we are so fricking good. ( they not lying) French horns: always sound like there is spit in there Valve. Percussion: always messes around accept for one girl the rest is boys. Flutes: the back row is good but they talk a lot until the teacher calls on them then they turn shy Trombones: one tries to do his best while the other one hums and never listens to the teacher My band director is amazing and loves saying cheesy jokes

[@iseeyou.5264]

Eva Thomas French horn is extremely accurate.

[@calebmills6051]

So euphonium just doesnt exist?

[@queefqueen69]

I play Alto sax and my band director is a handful

[@bensonluong8686]

Eva Thomas So true

[@jaimelloret9983]

Im a Trumpet Player. Makes so much sense

[@pyogeon5472]

My version sucks lol Flutes: "STOP TALKING TO ME, I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE!" Oboes: *walks up to one kid* Dang, you sound good *walks up to the rest* I have found the dying goose squad Clarinets: We are squeaky mice Bass clarinet: I AM NOT A SAXOPHONE! Alto Saxophone: We only play meme music Tenor Saxophone: Doesn't care about anything Baritone Saxophone: FEAR ME! Bassoon: I am not a giant oboe Trumpet: Pretty much all the Fortnite players French Horn: "Band is too easy" Trombone: *goes up to saxophones* "Teach me meme music" Euphonium: *other people* "are you a tuba?" Tuba: Supposed to be the louddest, yet softer than the Clarinets Percussion: "we are already proffessionals" Lol

[@doodledot1870]

kookie's lyrics I'm a girl trumpet..BUT I STILL PLAY FORTNITE

[@doodledot1870]

kookie's lyrics FEAR ME

[@denzelwashington543]

Please don’t disrespect trumpet players like that-👁👄👁

[@musicgreninja5875]

LMAO, I play euphonium but no one has really seriously thought that I play tuba. More people has mistaken me for a trombone player than a tuba.

[@musical.meygan6412]

As a bass clarinet, a clarinet, and a baritone saxophone player, this is very much accurate

[@dmitrishostakovich7561]

My band in a nutshell: Flutes: All Of then are good Clarinets: Most Of them are too quiet and only play piano or pianissimo. Alto/Tenor Saxes: Half Of them don’t even know what their doing and one of them always forgets their instrument. Bari Sax: Pretty decent even though he went through 3 bari saxes Tuba: Always plays too quiet when he is one of the most important parts. Baritone: One is at an 8th grade level while the other doesn’t even know his notes even though he’s Ben playing for a year. Trombones: One is good but plays quiet, the other doesn’t sit properly, stops playing in the middle of a song to do something else, and fake plays, while the only band member that actually knows how to play. French Horn: Always has spit in her sides and can never play a specific part when asked. Trumpets: Only one out of 5 is good while the others sound like they’ve only been playing for two weeks.

[@phillipmosier9227]

Band director:okay flutes can you play 30 to 44 Flutes:*toot toot* Saxaphones:I didnt even know they played in that part Me,a trumpet player:i didnt even know we had flutes in this band

[@xxx-wy8xi]

That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Hey! I’m Getting a Trumpet Today And I’ve Never Played An Instrument Before Do You Know Any Tips To Become a Better Trumpet Player From The Beginning?

[@phillipmosier9227]

@@xxx-wy8xi well i started out as not having a main tuning slide so i could get my buzzing in the mouth peice down After that i tried playing and E which is 1st and 2nd valve Then i just kept moving along But as u play higher notes,ur air will get faster and the hole ur lips make will get smaller As you get up to like a C or D on the staff,u wanna point ur air down,but dont move ur head down and dont press the trumoet against ur lips because that can make damage to ur lips.When u play those ntes and higher notes,u wanna think of saying EEEE and thats basically how i got those notes down. How ever,when u got lower,u wanna make ur lips more relaxed and air warmer and the hole in ur lips wider.But make sure as u go down that ur volume doesnt change and ur head also doesnt go down. After u can play a couple notes,u can try playing scales which are one of the most important things in music and which you will probably play everyday.Or u can try lip slurs which can help u level out ur range. And u need to oil ur valves and grease ur 3rd valve slide almost everyday.If u dont,ur valve will get stuck and if u leave it like that for too long,its not cheap to get it fixed lemme tell u that. Im not a professional trumpet player,but i do know most things.Hopefully i helped u out.

[@xxx-wy8xi]

That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Thanks!

[@ghostofstarman8775]

Another trumpet player here. About played for a month

[@ClayPlaysTrumpet]

Nice copy pasta

[@PrinceSwaggy]

My Band: Flutes: *Why bother I can't be heard might as well skip the concert* Bass Flute: *More Air* Clarinets: *Most Over Populated* Bass Clarinet: *Were not a Black and White Saxophone* Alto Saxophones: *only 8 people play it it really* Tenor Saxophone: *Overpowerd* Baritone Saxophone: *You can fit you're hand in my bell* Bassoons: *Like a tuba but easy to make a sound on it* Oboes: *It is not a clarinet rip off* Trumpets: *Hi I'm better then you* French Horn: *Tiny Mouth Piece* Tenor Trombone: *Really good at hitting and gets good excuses to hit stands* Bass Trombone: *Sounds deep and has their hands extend farther* Baritone: *I deserve to have a break more then the flutes let me rest my arms* Euphonium: *I need valve oil* Tuba: *I think I'm dying when I carry this thing* Snare Drums: *Fun till you break your stick* Timpanis: *Vibration* Tenor Drums: *Big* Maracas: *Chaa Chaa Chaa Cha CHA* Triangle: *I can make your ears ring* Xylophones: *I need two people to carry me* Marrimba: *I'm not a thiccer and bigger version of the Xylophone* Chimes: *Good thing to hit people with* Cymbals: *So easy to carry* Bass Drum: *IM ALL YO PAPAS*

[@BrainyAshes]

Gold Woah...that’s a lot of instruments in your band! I haven’t even heard of a tenor and bass trombone before! 😱

[@PrinceSwaggy]

Meow2BowWow I actually don't think there is a tenor and bass trombone but in like honors band I saw different trombones I looked up different trombones and I got those names and I think that's what they were playing and the instruments at the bottom like bass drum and that their all just percussion I just put it there to not run out of ideas for this comment

[@BrainyAshes]

Gold Plot twist, those were the actual names of those trombones

[@PrinceSwaggy]

Meow2BowWow what a good plot twist

[@PrinceSwaggy]

Llama_Lord I think he is

[@itsaa2579]

"Writing in pencil" - *fakes write it* Same!! None of us students ever had a pencil in class, and my band conductor would always tell us to write stuff down on our music sheet, and we'd just pretend. EDIT: I play flute & piccolo in band btw, what about you guys?

[@andygg2450]

A A my instructor goes around and makes you do one push up to get a pencil

[@adelam4903]

My teacher throws a pencil across the room if you need it.

[@saramccoy8556]

Flute

[@santid203]

Percussion

[@xess4168]

Percussion

[@CakesSakura]

Jazz Band is always like this everytime I arrive after doing Orchestra and there are literally only 8 of us in that class 💀

[@hawknetwork]

“Before class be like” I’m a middle school percussionist and I completely understand this. Banging on stuff is fun.

[@queelsh2410]

My middle school band is the best Flutes: They're are all gods, but will never be heard. Clarinets: Literally all of them left. Bass Clarinets: *EXIST* Oboe: (A literal quote from the only one in our band) "I don't play this instrument. I just kinda have it. Bassoon: Oh hi I'm here apparently. Alto Sax: One good person, everyone else is kinda bad. Except for the one who tries their hardest, their too pure. Tenor Sax: Theirs one, and he is a god. Barrie Sax: *JURASSIC PARK* French Horn: There's one then they're too shy to play. But their actually pretty good. Trombone: How do i play the beginner scale? Baritone: All of their friends left them. Tuba: OH HELLO THERE. Trumpets. Hi, I'm better then you all. Percussion: YOU ARE ALL ANNOYING AND ALWAYS GET A SECOND CHANCE IN BAND LIKE HOW?! Also it's pretty easy.

[@Ryan-qs3pr]

I'm a clarinet and we only have 3 left... Yup, pretty acurate!

[@teaganl4610]

Lol you obviously haven’t played percussion before. Either that or your playing kindergarten music. Percussion isn’t as easy as you think.

[@misterdon2845]

@@teaganl4610 exacly.

[@Spectaxe]

I'm percussion lol

[@kaylacho5772]

Queelsh stfu about percussion 😂

[@confettiveda2460]

*_toots teh tenor sax_* *_tries to play high note_* _Garlic bread_

[@lorelei8126]

I tried to click on garlic bread. Oops

[@leahgennevlogs4576]

what

[@txqea9817]

*W H A T*

[@a3os994]

Lorelei same.

[@lorddisappointment1792]

Lorelei same

[@KingVrandin]

band teacher: saxophones play your part plz Me: sweating because im the only one

[@stanley1431]

lmao i can relate bc i’m the only trumpet in my band class 💀

[@maria-xl6vt]

This is how my middle school band is like Flutes: barely any and only one plays decent Clarinets: So many players, always squeaking Trumpets: Play to fast it’s annoying Saxophones: Only one is really good rest are okay Baritone: buzzes very low Tuba: Really good player Trombones: (I’m one) only three play well, others can’t buzz high My school is a small school :p

[@madisonclayton4047]

I do buzz low don't i

[@adastrapgh]

Your band doesn't have a percussion section?

[@redblox8598]

in my school there’s tons of clarinets but i am one and im not good because I’m starting out

[@diminuendo61]

Clarinet isn't exactly hard. When I first started out I played perfectly and mastered an 80 measure song in one week. Guess I'm a natural idk. My first squeak was on my about 3rd day of playing.

[@gd7348]

I like how you subtly brag in your own comment to gain the affection of meaningless faces behind screens in the internet

[@jakealfieri]

The thing is: is if you actually do middle school band, you would get this video 😂😂😂 Edit: thanks for the likes guys it really means a lot

[@hopefultrash2450]

I’m in band so I understand

[@c0pper_head-05]

I'm literallyI'm literally trying to learn Jurassic Park main theme on my trumpet while I'm watching this

[@egg4548]

I do lmao it's fucking accurate

[@Trxpkase]

Same

[@TheMarineBrosGeh]

Same and its very funny but my band teacher got aboouve and ground learning in middle school

[@v_41l92]

Anyone else thought he was gonna play We Are Number One in the beginning? XD

[@adelinaarmstrong9423]

Animating_Stuff no... ur not the only one. My band does that ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME!!!!! I question those people's judgement...

[@lizziem2912]

Lol I play that all the time on my saxophone and people are literally begging me to tell them the notes XD

[@poots605]

Me...

[@alluviumboar]

in my band, the only people that know how to play we are number one are: that clarinet guy french horn player with glasses and me, with a euphonium.

[@faxwithjax]

YEAH! A fellow Euphonium player!

[@USARAHHHH08]

As a fellow trombone player, when I was a beginner, I was practicing at home and my sister snatched my slide off my trombone. She almost broke it.

[@justinweng7695]

As a fellow trombone player in 9th grade, if that was my sister, no matter how old she is, I’m throwing hands on her

[@USARAHHHH08]

@@justinweng7695 Omg 💀

[@nickheelan9974]

As a percussionist I can confirm that the entire percussion section has adhd

[@lemonade1820]

Nick Heelan its true

[@lemonade1820]

Nick Heelan im percussion too

[@aspen_clouds]

There is literally one person in our percussion section

[@BunneoQ]

Nick Heelan can confirm

[@F32-m5h]

ADHD?

[@edenmerrick480]

I laugh because I remember my middle school years of band and well, I would never trade the experience it for the world.

[@needsmoreboosters4264]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY HAD MY SLIDE FLY OFF WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG! IT WAS HILARIOUS! Man, my band instructor was great about it, he just kind of smiled while everyone else kept playing.

[@gOblin_333]

You poor soul.

[@Yldraggin]

Same thing happened to me but my slide lock was on

[@timothygooding9544]

did it fly into space?

[@mickledatpickle7346]

Mine flew straight into a piano xD

[@zebrafinchqueen]

Candycorn 2014 lol 7th slide position be like xD

[@ttatumm.09]

I love my middle school band its AMAZING Flutes: "were better then you" Clarinets: NEVER GET THE EIGTH NOTES RIGHT Alto Sax: Teacher always forgets abt them and they think their better than all of us. Trumpets: *LOUD ELEPHANT NOISES* Trombone: Constantly playing when there not supposed to Baritone(Me :)) : Baritones are amazing no matter what teachers fav :D Percussion: Literally plays so loud and when the teacher is talking

[@-idontcare-6364]

Mouth piece also be like - *tries to pull mouthpiece out* its stuck. *hey Mr. Teacher man, a little help*

[@sehunsleftnipple8840]

I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ C̶a̶r̶e̶ So true!

[@andyskillet]

Me: MOUTHPIECE STUCK! *pulls with all might* mouthpiece: shoots into a wall and dents Me: there goes another fifty dollars ahahaha

[@Foxodawg]

1 week=mouth peice gets stuck over 9000 times

[@yoyeetyote]

I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ C̶a̶r̶e̶ that's me with my bell part of my trombone. It's mostly because I'm so weak but I've gotten stronger because I carry around the biggest trombone case you've ever seen

[@thomasfishing6227]

“Oh I need to grease this” Mrs Howell stares at me “Yeah.......”

[@starryplatinum]

If you wanna play higher octave, just *blow harder* Get that *air stream going*

[@hecticbeatzz5628]

Ness Tea Nope... For woodwinds just use the octave key and blow more than you usually do and for brass and trumpets other shit just tighten your jaw mouth I forgot what it was called and like you said blow harder

[@briannacarlos9284]

Ness Tea seems legit

[@noahsmith613]

Ness Tea *blows into baritone* *does not work*

[@williamwang4188]

Noah Smith It really doesn't.

[@tobuscus6705]

MY BAND TEACHER THO

[@everettgorumjr.6729]

Tuba be like Why did I choose this instrument

[@paige4855]

Sameeeee

[@s1r46_4]

Yeeep

[@lcfireskull5750]

Ej Gorum and French horns me oof

[@vic5258]

Me when I pick trombone

[@darrylburns5911]

as a tuba player, i can confirm, we all regret our decision to choose tuba. all of us. if you think you don’t, you’re lying to yourself.

[@MauveSealie]

You forgot the "Always remember, good embouchure!!!"

[@Izukudox]

and articulation

[@whackacole3]

Reeds break, valves stick... hmm. I guess it’s great to be a flute. Except when your friggin’ foot joint decides, nope, not today, bye. -(or am I the only one)-

[@accio_hufflepuff3274]

Sara/Sam Dixon RELLLLAAAATTTE

[@notanedgysnipermain4977]

Trumpet is pretty fun until your valves start sticking, you start to shake and the condensation makes you sound weird

[@Hi-rd9iv]

Sara/Sam Dixon and the fact that YOU CANT EVEN BE HEARDDDDD

[@axela6472]

Flute problems: EVERYONE COMPLAINS THAT WE CANT BE HEARD! you can never sit close to someone or you’ll be sacked in the face The keys get sticky(or is that just me) Trying to hit them high notes is almost impossible My pinkie always cramps These are some that I struggle with 😂 #FlutePlayer

[@itssbri_bri5706]

No its not that easy when your trying to warm up in the morning on a F and it doesn't work or any other high notes!! And flutes have to use lots of air and focus the air stream and every one says we need to be louder ,but everything else pretty simple I'm second chair in beginner band.

[@ckat1111]

when a trumpet plays a note in my face loudly I make my Clarinet squeeked in their face.

[@the-deadly-pineapple3157]

Ditto

[@aaron6816]

CKat YOU ARE ME

[@ilikewatchingyoudostuff1525]

CKat I Careless Whisper at them until they cry and bow down to me 'cause I can go on forever.

[@emilyabell17]

Ha same

[@dumbpunk1165]

same. im like oh wow so cool SQUAAAAAEEEEEEL

[@PetThePeeves]

I taught art for 9 years and somehow was always right next to band. I have never heard a middle school band warm up that…well? I would throw random objects across the hall to my work wife the band director at one school because Jesus. But I love you guys. The band kids are my second fam. Theater kids seem to think they’re too good for us.

[@russianspy5007]

My band: Note: basically all the woodwinds are quiet except for Saxophones Also, Low brass are memers Flutes - Half are really good, the other half are complete trash, also really quiet Clarinets - about 2 mediocre people, the rest are complete garbage, also relatively quiet Oboes - One is really good, one is mediocre, one is bad, also quiet Bassoon - The one Bassoon player is decent, sometimes good Saxophones - Altos are loud and really bad, Tenor is quiet but alright, Bari is good, but also always fucking late to class Tuba - Mostly memers, but they are pretty good Trombones - Half of them are good, One of them is god tier, the other half is trash Euphoniums - One is god tier, one is alright, one is trash Trumpets - Three are good, three are alright, three are bad. Also sometimes pretty obnoxious French Horns - All except 2 are really good, also really quiet Percussion - Three are really good, sometimes quiet, one always fucks up his timing, and the other 3 are relatively loud but decent

[@kathleenlist8998]

ok I’m a bari and that’s so accurate because I’m ALWAYS late to jazz band

[@npc.neonzz4385]

Are u in my school 😐

[@marianova07]

Accurate me and another girl are the only ones in clairnet that are like good .-.

[@magnuspage7999]

im a proud memer

[@wlfkoga]

shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player