Average Dad on MTV Cribs

[@SkyroofNova72]

3:27 “I pay the mortgage and this is where I sleep” is the best and most literal description of fatherhood.

[@ccskiandrun]

Best line hands down.

[@kj7792]

The man cave makes up for it though😎

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

Same for moms but I can see the pay off in my 3 grown kids. It's a short season of infants and toddlers. Then you worry when they are off on their own before you know it.

[@webdevca]

I’m with you. I have a 3yr old who’s not fully sleep trained yet

[@RomanMestas]

I felt that line deep in my soul. 😂

[@adairhenman2771]

Your family is carrying the torch of helping all of us feel sane and normal as we go through the same phases and struggles. At a time when the rest of social media sets unreasonable expectations, you guys keep it real and it's a blessing! Love you all!

[@greygoose4x46]

100%

[@JRL03]

Yes!

[@DudeDad]

We're not the only ones with 47 pairs of shoes in our entryway?!

[@lilithlovecraft7272]

@@DudeDad We don't even own 47 pairs of shoes and yet SOMEHOW THEY ARE THERE.

[@adairhenman2771]

@@DudeDad if I could reply with a picture... in my kids defense, half of the tripping hazards are actually toy trucks

[@erikberg8098]

The 70s split level. The kids wall art. The minivan. The 6 inches of bed that’s yours. Thanks Dude Dad. I feel so seen! 😆😆😆

[@truthiswhat1]

you're lucky you're still on the bed......Sad face...

[@kylenewell1659]

Same I thought a lot of this was just me not being able to adult as a parent. It is vindicating to know it's not just me 😂

[@merr6267]

I feel so understood.

[@JinglehiemerSchmidt]

So true lol

[@invisibomykol1]

I feel like we found our people.

[@schmidryan]

“We usually sleep in here for 20 to 450 mins.” So true! 😆

[@MrBunksauce]

And then you wake up 450 minutes later and the kids are in the other room making an epic mess out of something.

[@UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart]

😂

[@justinadkins5450]

"Wife and I decided to treat ourselves at the beginning of the pandemic, ordered this hottub it just showed up last week." So true! 😂

[@RicketyRocket21]

Love how he switches from coffee to beer and then back to coffee. VERY relatable. Downers when you can, uppers when you have to.

[@ThatBee-kt6kq]

Yes😂😂😂

[@andrewfroelich6773]

"I pay the mortgage and this is where I sleep" - That one hit waaaay too hard.

[@Bethmarie44]

Same. I don’t even know what the middle of our bed feels like. Just my sweet little 6 inch strip on the edge 👍🏼

[@andrewjankowski9650]

I’m a big guy - 250 lbs in about 12” of mattress every night for how many years... I haven’t slept well in I don’t know when. I gladly trade the neck pain that comes with falling sleep sitting on the couch for the extra space it provides me.

[@brucekentnyc]

That is a very nice looking normal person home.

[@Gamecrazy500]

From the day my brother and I came home from the hospital mom and dad’s bed was completely off limits and before the age of 1 we were moved to sleeping in our own room. Never slept one night in their bed.

[@humantacos9800]

My wife and kids fall asleep on couches. I’m the only one who goes to bed in an actual bed anymore. Queen size all for me.

[@baby4now]

I needed this video. You get so lost comparing your own home with everyone else in social media. It gets so depressing. Thanks for the laughs.

[@DudeDad]

We'll always be keepin' it real!

[@littlelucky9879]

“Now it looks like a choice” I’m dead. Wish I could do the same but I can’t let people think it’s my choice have 30 picture frames on 3 walls of the same room.

[@AB_Evans]

Yes you can! You're eccentric like that. Your muse is Picasso. Now go! Frame, and let frame! 🖼

[@KelsieCakes]

It’s a gallery wall!! Definitely a choice 👍🏼

[@PTS328]

Putting frames around random scribbling on the wall is brilliance! 😄

[@tiffanygarthwaite702]

Hahaha a feature wall maybe...

[@DudeDad]

Just call it your gallery walls.

[@speednutsII]

I’m a dad of 3, ages 6 to 2. Every part of this video is dead on balls accurate. We are on our third fish too, Ned. Ted and Ed both died, probably from over feeding…

[@RPG-oh1yf]

That just means your kids are extra responsible. haha

[@ddl4374]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚡‼

[@frederickczajka573]

My oldest daughter "won" a goldfish at the carnival one year, died before we got it home, she cried for days.....fml.

[@AmyThrash]

Hey I’m a mom of 1,3, and 7. I feel ya!

[@ryerye218]

I’m a dad of that same age range and number. 🎉

[@EliseLaurenSpringer]

Emptying the car seats of crumbs.. so true! Ignoring the wife while in the garage..so true! Carrying out a diaper genie bag at the end was the cherry on top. The whole video was so funny!

[@blair2378]

Your realistic take on parenting is pretty slick! This is 100% my housekeeping style with my 2-year-old. And surprising my partner with unexpected guests when he's not decent. Thanks for normalizing Real Life. All those perfect photos on Instagram are like a disease. You guys rock!

[@dorinickell4439]

This is very accurate for so many, and I commend you for showing how to stay cool and collected. And this is where the saying "this is why we don't have nice things" came from. lol

[@elindbe3]

"The crib took me 4 hours to put together and he's never slept in it." 😆 Yep

[@ArcadiaAISongs]

its not his fault

[@amberfaulk4975]

My daughter has a toddler bed she's never slept it 🤦🏻‍♀ maybe one day

[@sweett8214]

Same here! She never slept in her crib

[@morganfaubion]

Literally everything in this is just fatherhood facts, but the “I pay the mortgage and this is where I sleep.” That hit way to hard. Thank you

[@motherwelldoula]

It’s hard to express how much I love this couple. Comedic gold always.

[@DonnaDoveWinters]

Jokes aside, you have a very beautifully renovated home. You and your wife should be very proud :)

[@joshuamckivigan2550]

The accuracy of a drawer and a sliver of the bed. LOL sometimes I just sleep on the floor bc there isn’t space which is fine bc sometimes there r free snacks laying around down there. LOL

[@wandahastings8470]

Free snacks, LMBO 😂

[@CheleBoxy]

😂😂😂

[@leahwilliams9333]

I keep thinking that I'm doing something wrong and everyone else's house is so much cleaner but nope. I'm pretty typical.

[@mariobueno3368]

Thank you guys, this is absolutely hysterical. "Never hire someone to do a job you can do yourself...in quadruple the amount of time" my list of projects only keeps getting bigger because there aren't enough hours in the day. By the way my four-kids age range from 16 to 10 and I still cannot find the remote controls; it doesn't change no matter how old they get. Haha.

[@lapislazarus8899]

Heck, I just got rid of tv. There's never anything on and it's a ton of $$$. I have friends who host watching nights, then we've got mobile w/KZbin premium. 🖐️ 🎤

[@MapleBoarder78]

Don’t worry Mario, you will find the remote in some obscure part of the house shortly after getting rid of the TV it belonged to. 👍🏼

[@ozonebaby5161]

Does it come with batteries

[@Northofyoualwaysjdhdnkdj]

No truer statement has ever been spoke!

[@justinlabarge8178]

Don't worry, but the time they stop losing it. You will be all on your own, lol.

[@justdl]

3:00 lol at the standing up and walking around. Same here.

[@atlbraves75]

Authentic Swedish rocking chair to rock the baby. He hates it. 😂🤣😂 this is the realest thing I’ve ever seen in the internet

[@englishislit7720]

All gold, but with the framed wall art, "It feels like a choice" that got me! Ha, ha, ha. Thank you!

[@N.Jersey]

That zoom into the empty toilet roll 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@tylerbrengle9652]

This is my favorite video you've done for so many reasons. You've made the nostalgia of MTV Cribs into a very relatable comedy. Thank you!

[@susanab7]

I love that the garage was the tidiest room in the house 😁

[@RPG-oh1yf]

Only place the kids and wife don't visit. :)

[@littlemissblueyes100]

The trick is to put them to work anytime they enter the garage. They soon realize not to enter

[@rosequartz2290]

@@littlemissblueyes100 That's brilliant

[@chadwells7562]

@@RPG-oh1yfYup

[@autumnpal]

And his one little bathroom drawer. Lol

[@ginabove1701]

As a Grandparent living next door to my 2 grandkids…cracks me up every time…wish I were as cool and handy as a parent as you guys are.

[@megendoherty380]

😂 too funny! Heidi pumping and dumping! nice touch! 😆😉👍

[@beththecatlover]

Cactus the cat cracked me up.....right on queue! Creative name for him. This hilarious video gave me a much-needed, hearty laugh. Love your beautiful house and all what you did to it. Awesome garage!!

[@josephkoons5901]

Funny AND subtle flex to show off the renovations 😂

[@jenniferstevens7757]

The wedding dress!!! I almost spit out my tea laughing!! 😆😅🤣

[@maggiemacha5552]

Lovely to see all the amazing renovations that you have done to your home. You should be so proud!! I especially applaud the "lived in" vibe!! MTV Crib never had such a relatable episode. This was full of wonderful dead pan humor! Well done Taylor and Heidi ❤️ Much love always to you and your little giggle monsters!

[@michaelmcclendon1550]

I’ve never felt so validated in all my time as a parent.

[@lpendergraft]

Dude Dad and Heidi----living the American dream! Being a Texan, I particularly like the art work in your master bath!

[@lvs1w3]

Wow! Heidi is definitely a keeper! She let you have the top drawer for your things in the bathroom!

[@DudeDad]

We paper rock scissored for it.

[@cindyhuebert1616]

@@DudeDad LOL

[@Krazie-Ivan]

Have an entire bathroom to myself, thanks to my beautiful wife ...it's the guest bath.

[@britzel71]

​@Franklin Bigbee Your comment has me rolling...You have an awesome wife, after all she let you keep it..🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@msullivan3531]

My hubby gets the top drawer too. It’s the smallest!! 😂

[@renpatman]

The most BALLER episode of Cribs out there 🤣

[@bethanyviola]

Very clever way to give us all a remodel update. Thanks for the smiles!

[@lpschick7237]

I soooo needed a distraction. Have an appointment with a neurosurgeon next week. Saying & trying not to think or stress about a brain tumor is harder said than done. KZbin has helped me a lot in distracting my mind. Just when I thought Heidi couldn’t top the breastfeeding scene she is in the master bathroom….🤣🤣. Thank for such a great job everyone. Laughter is the best medicine for the soul. ♥️♥️♥️

[@adedow1333]

Oh gee! I really hope there is good news after that exam! Praying for you!

[@sburris65]

Sending prayers!

[@kryxena]

Best of luck!

[@zaram131]

Prayers for you 🙏🏼

[@lpschick7237]

@@zaram131 Thank you so very much. I will greatly appreciate them.

[@misterj597]

I so appreciate that you showed your house as a mess, which, I gotta believe is super accurate seeing as we have 3 kids and our house looks like the FBI has ransacked it for evidence. And catching Heidi unaware twice🤣

[@DudeDad]

We literally didn't touch anything. haha

[@invisibomykol1]

@@DudeDad ❤️

[@emmar-h2025]

Yesss and the carseat shake👌🏻😅 @Dude Dad

[@zerahdelaine4365]

Excellent! But I have to say Heidi was the star of this one! That bathroom bit had me rolling!

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

She's soooo fuckin gorgeous🤭

[@maryj7423]

Perfection. I've had a bad day with my 3yo challenging my sanity and this video is everything. Heidi half naked everywhere is a healing experience, I feel so seen. The boxes piled up are the same here, but now they make me feel less bad! God bless you guys. Top notch filmmaking once again.

[@clairebattersby6340]

With all the perfect photos and cute clips of put together families and magazine type homes this is very validating, relatable and funny.

[@lauraochoa228]

It slays me😆-the one teeny drawer in the bathroom!! Us wives can't help it, we need our space!

[@rosafern25]

Yassss so relatable about having to lay with the kids at night for them to fall asleep just to have them come to our bed around 2-3am 😂😂

[@LegacyGuitars]

"I pay the mortgage, and this is where I sleep." LOL legit out loud :)

[@andreab2]

The fish, the remote, and the carseats had me laughing so hard! This whole video was hilarious!

[@takeaminute2144]

And the cat!

[@JG-rs1ir]

Love the music very on point to MTV cribs of the 2000s

[@KlayJones]

Love the art gallery! I also sleep right in the edge of the bed 🤣 So many things about this are just spot on! Most important, Heidi is such a good sport!! Lol

[@SueWehkingPresents]

As a fellow pumping mom, I get the frustration of someone accidentally walking in on you. Heidi, you are making me feel so heard right now! The constant need to pump (especially during a formula shortage) makes keeping the house clean so difficult.

[@badabing8152]

lmfao shut up no one cares in the slightest about your perceived problems.

[@InDirectDiana]

Ughhh yes! You're either strapped to a baby,or strapped to a pump. And can't clean the house with either hooked on 🤣

[@themiddleclasstaxslave651]

LOL I felt that “I always say never hire anyone to do a job you can do in triple quadruple amount of time” … yup, agree 110%

[@11rachaeljasper]

Thank you for making this!! I was just stressing about our house and wondering if I have unrealistic expectations . Makes me feel so much more normal! These are the best days but not always the easiest😂💕

[@joidavis5210]

You are not alone on that!

[@adairhenman2771]

Us too sister! Hang in there, we will miss these days when our kids are big

[@11rachaeljasper]

Yes for sure. I remind myself that when times are tough or my toddler is misbehaving…again lol I will miss these days!❤️

[@jonmposada7]

I don’t have any kids yet but love this channel! Can’t wait to rewatch these when I do, God willing 🙏🏼

[@adairhenman2771]

I hope God blesses you with a big family, we just had our third and it's the most wonderful chaos you could imagine ❤️

[@darcistephenson5359]

Jon Michael Posada just keep in mind, when you do have kids you won't have time to rewatch these!

[@drmiteshtrivedi]

"I pay the mortgage and this is where I sleep." True words.

[@prairie2gem]

We totally had a cat that bites, lol! She was legend... son's friends would brag when they could touch her without being bit. Love the name Cactus, so perfect. Hahaha 😹

[@kj7792]

Right. There is a cat at my work. You can pet it and it loves it so much when you stop and walk away the thing chases me and bites my leg

[@MrEgofreak]

@@kj7792 It's like "Hey, get back here! I paid for 60 MINUTES!"

[@spork1278]

Love that you keep it real. Your house is beautiful. Love the lived in look. All us mommas can relate. The mess can wait. Kids are only young for a short time. You two are awesome parents.

[@takeaminute2144]

This has got to be your funniest video yet! I died when you shook out the car seats!!

[@VioletJoy]

This is one of the funniest videos yet, Dude Dad! Every single line was pure gold!!! 😂😂😂

[@natejewkes]

3:00 I’ve always said that babies are the most comfortable when you’re not. Haha so true!

[@heathermitchell2275]

This is fantastic and so true when you are raising a family!

[@alishazink9319]

Thank you Dude Dad, my son brought the remote in the car with him today. You mentioning it reminded me to go get it lol

[@malinjohansson6942]

😂😂

[@vanessadunlap6931]

Coolest MTV Crib home I've seen by far! Keeping it real with genuine love 😘 BTW such beautiful home!!!

[@AudioRevelation144Hz]

Thank your wife for never quitting! Your channel is so real and hilarious 💯

[@grgygantz6760]

This guy is amazing. He always comes up with the most cool videos.

[@shortyjy]

Gotta say, this was one of my favorite videos. Brought back memories of dreaming about what my future home could look like when I became famous and the gut wrenching reality of what its like to be a parent living in a 1950s cookie cutter home.

[@Hi-jw7oq]

"Sleep in your own bed for at least half the night" Super relatable!

[@thisdude9033]

PERFECT. From the dead on description of real family life to the cribs format. Loved it. Felt like I was watching myself

[@trevordelarosa3599]

Omg I couldn't breathe the whole time. The compressor in the garage had me dying. This is my first dude dad video and there's so much truth to every dang thing in it

[@jsol2480]

This is where all the magic happens hahaha classic mtv crib line

[@SaraTaylor]

This is me and my husband’s life totally, thanks for making us feel like we’re not alone!😂

[@dodgersfan5597]

Easily one of the funniest skits I've ever seen in my life, absolutely masterful hahahaha

[@daviddesrochers9439]

Funny??? Maybe get out more ???

[@dodgersfan5597]

@@daviddesrochers9439 damn who pissed in your cherrios douchebag. Keep on being a little bitch and talking shit to people on KZbin.

[@lushep1493]

This is the most true thing I’ve seen all year!!!!!!!! Kids are animals 🤣🤣🤣 100%

[@makenasimani4688]

The most real picture of a home with kids..love it!!

[@MamaRoth4]

The kids room - “They’re going through this phase right now where they like to sleep with all of their belongings in their bed.” I died.😆😂 I love the relatability of this video. I have four kids and everything is always chaos and a mess. It is a house that is lived in!

[@AB_Evans]

My kids do the same! 2 days ago my son woke up with his sister's Barbie mansion chandelier in his hair. He was sleeping on it. I asked if it hurt his head. "Nope." 🤷‍♀️ lol

[@MamaRoth4]

@@AB_Evans 😆😆 My two youngest crawled into bed with us middle of last night. When I got up this morning, my three year old was sleeping upside down with her feet on my 5 year old’s face. How is this comfortable?😆

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

And the son moved home from college still does this

[@shawnadurocher1]

I don't even have kids and I'm over here dying laughing!! 😂😂😂 so funny I had to watch twice in a row.

[@uteme]

...frame on wall surrounding child's scribbling on wall..."feels like a choice!" 😂

[@KC-rx5eu]

everything about this tour was the best!! going to for sure hang a frame over my kids wall art too 😂 and the kiddie pool jacuzzi.. classic!

[@terraalbritton6405]

It feels so good to know that we all live with a degree of mess! Thank you so much for your honesty. I have 4 kids and have just been diagnosed with 2 chronic conditions, so our house is messier than usual.

[@tjk200081]

Cactus the cat is hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@AJSHOPE]

I have a 19 month old so I can sort of relate to this, but I still laughed the hardest at Cactus. It's funny that he lived up to his name on camera. 😂

[@hvacgoat9451]

Spot on, best episode of CRIBS I have ever seen!!!!!!!

[@shannacarlan1674]

I laughed so hard at this. Especially the fish part 🤣🤣

[@aprylfischer2769]

Shaking the car seats and all the crap falling out 🤣

[@brandonhall6706]

These videos somehow get better and better. All your videos are amazing! Keep up the great work!

[@jules4626]

Love the wall art, “The frame makes me feel like I have a choice.”😂

[@ArcadiaAISongs]

explain

[@bethany2611]

This video reassured me that my life is normal. I could relate to all of it. Thank you! I feel so much better.

[@FCFire410]

I love how he turns the air compressor on so he can’t hear Heidi. Totally relatable lol.

[@x35mmman]

I am the oldest of six and have no children my siblings have them. Going to visit them brings back memories. So many laughs in this one. The showing of the bathroom was hilarious passing this video on to my siblings

[@jenniferbates2811]

How fun! Play with the kids then go home to your sanctions! Very smart

[@0wah0]

Such a fun video, at shaking out the car seat I totally cracked up. 😂 we just upgraded to a 7-seater, with 3 kids still in car seats.

[@tombstone4986]

Yes! Finally a Dad telling it like it really is!! I don't feel alone anymore!

[@ing3666]

“Cat cactus” 🤣😂🤪

[@ceciliaortiz7789]

You guys are just the mostest CUTEST, AWESOMEST, CUTEST, AND JUST CUTEST group of FAMILY EVER💓💓💓!!!

[@belindahugheslifestyle]

Thanks for keeping it fun and real, Taylor, Heidi and family. Namaste'.

[@olorcain]

All I can say is, I somehow feel better now! Thank you Dude Dad!

[@donnacole8715]

Loved it. Especially Heidi on the toilet. I was not expecting that😂😂

[@tylerwilson8895]

The disrespect of turning on the fan for her 💀

[@Kolby13]

I couldn't stop laughing while crying all at the same time from the truth of this video! Thank you for nailing it perfectly. It's a wonderful, painful, joyful experience of creating order out of chaos with the family structure! God bless you for what you did for us all in creating this video!

[@kassieselby9606]

That’s real life right there! My husband and I are in the same stage of life. I threw some art away today and got in trouble with the five-year-old artist.

[@patroberts5449]

Well when our out of state daughter gets an art overload we get a package in our mail!! I look forward to putting them on our fridge!! Loved this video!

[@kassieselby9606]

@@patroberts5449 My parents live 1000 miles from my home. That is not a bad idea to send art packages to them!

[@getleadtime]

3:08 "We just add this frame, now it feels like a choice" 🤣

[@joshuahammes1036]

This is so accurate! And it has been a long time since I laughed that hard. You are awesome!

[@timestop3446]

“I pay the mortgage and this is where I sleep.” 😂😂😂😂 had me busting out and breaking ribs 😂😂😂😂 Pure comedy from beginning to end 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@toucheyang89]

I died laughing at the bathroom drawer thing. I have one of the small top drawers all to myself as well!! My wife has the other 5-6 and the space under the sink

[@DudeDad]

Just remember, if that sink leaks...our stuff is safe!

[@kaitlynlewis6958]

the cribs music and video angles are perfect! ! hahaha 😆 the Amazon boxes were the icing on the cake. I do love your house especially the bathroom!