DuGalle casts yamato on Kerrigan and Duran

You vastly underestimated me, my dear.

[@TrBlizzu]

If Kerrigan had studied tactics, she would know a Nydus Canal would have been a much safer exit than a balloon animal in this situation

[@Supaserrin]

Sky elephant*

[@wonokairun69]

@@Supaserrin Balloon Elephant

[@leiviniabirdway5945]

Kerrigan used her two workers to make to hatchery ignoring Daggoth's advice

[@manupainkiller]

Little Kerrigan did not & didn't want to study tactics ; that's why Mengsk was so upset with her, and brought Duke along.

[@정여훈-m1z]

That's why she needs a first-hand tactics lesson by Duke

[@JohnTrustworthy]

Dearest Helena, By now, the news of our victory has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are tameable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be more willing to cooperate than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Kerrigan did not die gloriously in battle. I killed her ― My pride killed her. And now my pride has not consumed me as well. You will see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father fought in defense of their future. Au Revoir.

[@memer34per39]

* screen fades to black * * sound of opening bottle of champagne *

[@lotgc]

This comment is the best thing I've seen all day. I could totally see someone making this in SFM or something. That would be great

[@ZethHolyblade]

**cling** DuGale sips his drink in celebration with the Captain, now recently promited Vice Admiral.

[@ZethHolyblade]

@Executor Nral make this happen..The technology exists now.

[@owenthailand]

The last part should be you don't have to tell our children anything, since I will tell them myself!!.

[@BaconHer0]

"My Queen, should I lockdown the Battlecruiser before we leave?" "Save your energy, Duran, my awesome mind games have left my enemies far too bamboozled to do anything"

[@HazardSJ]

'Dearest Helena, by now the news of my GLORIOUS SUCCESS, has reached the Earth.'

[@ExecutorNral]

Kerrigan did not die in glorious battle. I yamato'd her to hell.

[@joshuakim5240]

Stukov died a hero. I was forced to kill him...but avenged him by YAMATOING THE ONE WHO FORCED ME TO DO IT!

[@tunch90]

_“Tell our children that I love them, and that their father will return for Christmas with some cool alien toys . À bientôt.”_

[@ZetsubouGintama]

@@tunch90 DuGalle return home with Xel'Naga artefact.

[@tichondrius4215]

The creatures we were sent here to tame, are now are now our slaves and the colonies we were sent to reclaim are now our bitches.

[@xxkrakenxx7849]

Finally, Dugalle used the common sense in this timeline, Stukov was avenged and Fenix saved!

[@ericyang8474]

Then they all die to the convoluted story of Amon in LoV.

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

The UED would try to hunt down the Protoss and rogue Terrans (Jim and Arcturus) though. And they will have the zerg on their side.

[@memecraft3188]

@@ericyang8474 Well we have Artanis with the Spear of Adun he can just infuse it with Xel’naga cocaine and make a collision course with Amon, it’s so easy!

[@suleymanbabak1973]

"but the UED is baaaad! I studied history of Earth! Maybe, I don't know..."

[@suleymanbabak1973]

@@manolgeorgiev9664 Jim wasn't a rogue to them, they just went to depose Arcturus. He could've easily allied with them and be pardoned if he wasn't too busy simping.

[@kippies66]

Dugalle: "She's getting away! Any ideas?" Ensign Tess A. Darr: Ramming speed, sir? Dugalle: "Nonsense, where'd you study tactics, girl? So anyway, we'll start blasting..."

[@Supaserrin]

That is the best name I have seen for a soldier since Wade L. Dee, the protagonist of the siivagunner kirby story.

[@langleysenterprise5134]

Tassadar as a terran girl? Hon hon hon

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

DuGalle gave a cheeky smile right after he Yamatoed Kerrigan. The little details make this work so well!

[@justsomeone5314]

Dearest Helena, by now, news of our victory have probably reached you. The creatures we were sent to subdue have been tamed. Know this, Stukov did not die valiantly in battle as you're about to hear. I killed him... My pride did. And then my pride did not allow his death to be in vain, so I put an end to the traitor who had lead me to kill Stukov, and a beast-human associate of his. You will see me again at the end of the year. Tell our children that I succeeded in my fight for the safety of their future. Au Revoir. *bang* (champagne bottle opening sound) Background closing text: { None of the retreating Zergs made their way back to Char. Raynor got upset after waiting for Kerrigan for 2 days and ended up killing Mengsk after being told by him to "cease his simping acts". He came to his senses when Fenix told him a sage word of advice from his days fighting alongside Tassadar: "brethren precede wenches". Zeratul cheered up from his despair, having learned of the death of the moron who seeded the stars across the galaxy with abominations, knowing no one would release them before he finds and eradicates them himself }

[@themad4249]

12/28/2021, player "executor Nral" break the Starcraft speedrun world record, by skipping entirely the zerg campain with a glitch known as the "yamato bitchies canon" allowing him to end the story with the terran campain. By executing this glitch and killing kerrigan and Duran, Nral also get the whole starcraft 2 speedrun record with a negative time.

[@1.-ulysses334]

Speedrun WR SC2: -10 years

[@SquallLeonhart93]

That DuGalle smug after the Yamato was priceless.

[@zekramnordran9526]

"Nooo you cant kill Carrygun shes the only hope against Amon!" UED: "Haha uber tachyon laser go pew"

[@leoneldiaz78]

No queen of blades means no energy to res amon, and no Narud to tell people where the artifact is anyways. Dugalle saved literally billions of lives and loads of zerg and protoss lives too by doing this.

[@r4nowo]

Sc2 storyline is so bad except maybe WoL

[@laughingalex7563]

Remember Narud dies to :).

[@kecoter2674]

I love that when he Yamato-ed Kerrigan, his profile character starts to grin

[@DarkReptilian]

The smirk that taught Kerrigan to not be "all bark and no bite"

[@matthewsebastianmanzanillo4066]

You can see Dugalle’s portrait grinning right after he used the yamato cannon, he knew this would change the lore and eventually get everyone killed.

[@JimmmyRaynor]

if Dugalle had studied tactics, he would know to Yamato Kerrigan and Duran as soon as they loaded into the overlord instead of letting them fly alway so easily

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

He is an old fool sent by Earth to get rid of him.

[@jonsku6662]

"Nice opinion, just one problem; I have a yamato"

[@memecraft3188]

Seems Dugalle didn’t install the Yamato Gun into his ship in the canon timeline while here it seems he did.......big difference.

[@TurboMMaster]

"And the DuGalle's aim was deadly with Yamato on his ship Yamato on his ship..."

[@endo4137]

"though she might have gone on living, but she made one fatal slip. When she tried to match the admiral with the Yamato cannon on his hip. Yamato cannon on his hiiiip!"

[@CallinWire]

Nice to see the UED finally get in on the Kerrigan-killing craze that until now belonged exclusively to Raynor and the Protoss.

[@thecommentguy9380]

Kerrigan: Stukov was twice the man you are, i'm glad you saved me the trouble of having to kill him Dugalle: And i'm glad you saved me from the trouble of having to find you. FIRE THE YAMATO CANNON!! Kerrigan: OH FUC-

[@teddys1359]

THE TIME HAS COME TO LET LOOSE THE FURY OF THE ALEKSANDER

[@CallinWire]

THE TIME HAS COME TO LET LOOSE THE VODKA, MY GOOD ALEXI

[@veilnebula2411]

@@CallinWire Dugalle in the canonical time line be like: "YOUR YAMATO CAN WAIT MY GOOD ALEXI.

[@Rug0s]

"Ah, the Aleksander! I am glad Gerard never saw it like this."

[@stylesrj]

Here comes the Aleksander! Kerrigan: OH FUCK!

[@pedrocastro5514]

Had Stukov had been alive by this point, he'd have ordered that Yamato

[@Remitonov]

Kerrigan: "Mutalisks, defend us!" Dugalle: "I find that unlikely, seeing as you and your highest ranking officer will be publicly executed by Yamato cannon."

[@happysea7042]

Kerrigan: You wouldn't dare!

[@KajiTetsushi]

@@happysea7042 Hah! The woman who crowns herself "Queen Bitch of the Universe" speaks to me of daring? You have far outlived your impudence, abomination Kerrigan. Captain, prepare to fire the Yamato cannon. Yamato cannon: 0:24

[@Sarik0497]

Amon in the Void: Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen...shit.

[@stylesrj]

Followed by: HERE COMES THE SPEAR OF ADUN!

[@StealthLazarusOfNod]

*iF kErRiGaN gOt kILleD, aMoN iS cOmInG* Don't worry, we now have DuGalle's yamato cannons, Duke's old-fashioned discipline, and Tassadar's collision courses with the Gantrithor.

[@y2kblackout]

Tassadar is already dead at this point.

[@memecraft3188]

And we could have Artanis’s collision courses aswell since this is Nral’s timeline......The canon timeline

[@juxyper]

don't forget Fenix!

[@Hurley708]

@@y2kblackout Tassadar is temporary, Gantrithor is forever

[@keledek660]

@@Hurley708😆😆 Simply warp another one, yeah?!

[@MajinSaha]

I actually wouldn't mind if this happened. All hail to UED!

[@benjaminlee985]

The UED are literal Space Nazis. No seriously, the backstory of the original Starcraft is that the UED slaughtered hundreds of millions of people in an attempt to "purify" humanity, except for a few thousand who got used as test subjects for a colony ship instead (becoming the Terrans of the original game). They deserve everything that Kerrigan does to them.

[@r4nowo]

​​@@benjaminlee985doesn't kerrigan and her breed also 'purify' their race by evolution? She lets Abathur practice eugenics and slaughter all those who are dysgenic in a painful way. All in the name of "seeking perfection in all things." Why is it okay for aliens to be eugenic but not humans? In the long term the eugenicist aliens would win.

[@Tentumon111]

And this is why you send messengers or emails. Gloating in the enemies presence just gives them a target.

[@aetherlord3295]

no one messes with the UED

[@joonjoon819]

As it turns out, DuGalle wasn't actually referring to the Psi Disruptor. All it took was a simple Yamato Gun.

[@SeriousApache]

Finally someone studied their tactics. Killing your target straight away without any dramatic effect.

[@WJen8]

He could have also steered the Battlecruiser into a collision course with the Overlord. That seems to be a good tactic for some 👌

[@bigbroarivus]

In this timeline, with no Kerrigan and Duran the hybrid experiments failed and does not exist. Zerg will forever be a slave to the UED, and the Protoss may send emissary to them asking to help remove Zerg on Aiur. The price for this help, the entire Protoss race would gladly give any knowledge or technology they have as well turning Raynor and Mengsk. Meanwhile Raynor, Mengsk, and any other Terran that defy UED rules will be given to the Zerg to be infested. Other major Terran power face the same consequences as either they submit to UED rule or be destroyed then infested, most choose to submit. All of this can be achieved with a single Yamato blast...

[@atsuiai6879]

Interesting plot, might become a mod someday

[@flammenwerfer1976]

The Protoss would be far too prideful to ask for help from who they consider "primitive beings"

[@stylesrj]

And then Artanis would steer the Spear Of Adun into Amon...

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

The Hybrid would still be there since they were seeded on countless worlds. It's just a matter of whether the UED would use them or not.

[@keledek660]

@@stylesrj Aldaris in Dragoon form will say "Amusing."

[@aldarisstargazer2292]

At that moment, the Victory Screen made sense.

[@daddysempaichan]

Kerrigan might be able to survive a Yamato to the face, but can she survive getting getting shot down in a transport!

[@theabarguy]

This right here - this is how BW should have ended!

[@sheppik4252]

Kerrigan did not study tactics

[@vim9099]

That was good ole Mr. Malmsteen, who was in his right mind when DuGalle wasn't.

[@Vince-tt1uj]

Take us into orbit Mr. Malmsteen, we're done here.

[@DaMnUFo0]

Another fine video for my collection.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

She pressed the Alexei button.... Shouldn'ta done that.

[@edbeastgaming]

Man, we really were one Yamato shot away from destroying the StarCraft 2 campaign.

[@duanefernando8456]

"You vastly underestimate me, my dear."

[@Vladislav_Sargas]

Your vodka can wait, although cold vengeance doesn't.

[@sagacity1071]

Already annoyed me how much plot armor Kerrigan had in that campaign.

[@MarshallBouchard]

"You vastly underestimated me, my dear."

[@joshuahudson2170]

Ah brood war the idiot plot. Behold one good move derails everything. This is not the only place.

[@jedrzejsierpinski6395]

ok so this CANNONical plot!

[@frankenweeny8785]

And on that very day he yeeted Kerrigan from the sky, Dugalle changed the fate of the Koprulu sector forever.

[@ME262MKI]

Ok enought!, Captain!, aim the Yamato gun to that hot air balloon the zergs call overlord

[@TurboMMaster]

This is how Brood War should have ended.

[@endo4137]

This is now officially Canon

[@Adam-go7cz]

hahahaha

[@HolyknightVader999]

"Where'd you study tactics, girl?" -Duke to Kerrigan But seriously, where DID she study tactics? She destroyed every diplomatic advantage she had in the Zerg campaign in Brood War. She could have kept both the Dominion and the Protoss as allies. Hell, she could have gained the eternal adoration of the Protoss by just using her control of the Zerg to get the Zerg out of Aiur, so she can give it to Fenix, who can then signal the Protoss on Shakuras to repopulate their homeworld. There. Not only will she have the Zerg in her pocket, but the Protoss as well, just in case she needs a world glassed or something.

[@ernestoiparraguirre2745]

I guess she was "programed" to pretend those aliances and then kill everyone The Amon thing and that

[@HolyknightVader999]

@@ernestoiparraguirre2745 I don't buy that shit for a minute. That whole Amon thing was a poor excuse. That, and she still had free will, she was just an asshole.

[@richardhauer8391]

@@ernestoiparraguirre2745 Wasn't it the overlords plan to have her take control, so the swarm could be free from Amons influence? I think she was just an asshole because that is part of the zergification.

[@Sapreme]

@@richardhauer8391 sc2 story is worst than a fanfic, i pretend it doesnt exist

[@ghost_curse]

Because her goal was always to kill Mengsk eventually and Fenix would've eventually found out that something was up

[@T.F.BlackStar]

*I'M THE MAN!* - DuGalle

[@cbwmechbot]

DuGalle: "Big words coming from someone in Yamato range."

[@roshango125ab]

"Earth's greatest military leader"

[@nielconvoy1473]

0:26 DuGalle: Captain! You can't do that! The Future will be changed! You'll create a Time Paradox!

[@TheDragoon92]

Here comes the Alexander's Yamato!

[@Vantud391]

Zeratul: And then, you doomed our universe, Admiral DuGalle. DuGalle: WHOOP!

[@freeman8990]

Dugalle's Smirk sealed this whole clip

[@InsaneRandom]

Look at his fucking smug at 0:27, hillarious

[@LordRyan9999]

DeGalle: I failed to see how this was a negotiation. Shoot first ask questions later😂

[@TheMastertbc]

I definitely wanted to hear the kerrigan death sound

[@waedmansour7811]

"Stukov was twice the man you are" Such shameful insult

[@helcaorlossenaro2989]

"You got one part of that wrong... this is not a cutscene"

[@CaptainEuropa98]

Happy second Overmind noises - with some tortured roaring

[@JosueC730]

Maybe an alternative version of this? Kerrigan would have been in her personal overlord the Yggdrassil, and that one is powerful enough to withstand a Yamato gun blast.

[@alexbridden1594]

Kerrigan: "hahaha He's completely speechless, he'll just watch as I get into this Overlord and just fly a-" DuGalle: "IMA FIRIN' MAH-" *BOOM*

[@joshua.recovers]

Just send a Gantrithor after Kerrigan and spare the Battlecruiser.

[@Alknix]

Na-ah! We know from the WoL that Kerrigan can limit any single attack against her to 10 damage points. She would also use that for her Overlord as well.

[@herrdoktor1810]

its -50% for spells instead, which would still be 130 damage and let the ovie live.

[@Spiketrooper]

Kerrigan would just revive at her Primary Hive and Duran is a Xel'Naga he wouldn't die from a Yamato

[@creative-name5279]

We need an althist campaign with the events after this happened.

[@brucemoraes9834]

LMAO EXECUTOR, I asked for this yesterday and I'm laughing a lot

[@MetalGearRaxis]

Praise humanity!

[@VanRukh]

The bad ending: You didn't research yamamoto yamate cannon

[@xxlCortez]

That's more like a victory.

[@coffeeflavored8530]

*HAHA YAMATO GOES WUUSH*

[@lordsusano7667]

Wonderful

[@ShepardCZ]

Dugalle: I am the man!

[@kurzackd]

0:17 - is it me, or this short sarcastic laugh was NOT present in the original version? i.e. it was added for Remastered ?

[@리중딱-g4c]

Justice shall be done!

[@TheMrYadrian]

That was TOTAL VICTORY!

[@espernova228]

This day DuGalle makes up the 1/2 man of Stukov

[@RegularObamahedron]

Based dugalle

[@leiviniabirdway5945]

Here comes the Alexander!

[@Neilhammond64]

UED finds Hybrid facilities. Kills all Hybrids. UED helps Artanis defeat Amon.

[@stylesrj]

Artanis would still probably steer the Spear Of Adun into Amon though...

[@Neilhammond64]

@@stylesrj Nah. Zeratul would Bruce Willis the whole thing and take the glory.

[@stylesrj]

@@Neilhammond64 OK now I'm picturing Zeratul brandishing his Void Blade at Amon and going "En Taro Adun Motherfucker!"

[@GrandMarshalGarithos]

The lesser species must be purged from the sector.

[@oblitergaming9817]

I've always wanted to see something like this, but had no idea how to use triggers. You should also have Dugalle and his escort of Wraiths kill Mengsk the moment he says "you will be publically executed".

[@madscientistgamingcentral8689]

How he shoulda reacted vs how he actually reacted

[@memecraft3188]

Amusing.....Dugalle why didn’t you just ever so slightly slowly go forward and when the time was right blasted that overlord while Kerrigan and Duran were there. Why Dugalle it was just two commands away........

[@raynightshade8317]

And thus the UAD with control of the zerg ruled over the System. Without Duran the Hybrid never never created, so amom only had some daelaam for his army and was quickly crushed by UAD and Nerazim forces

[@SplendidFactor]

Kerrigan talking mad shit for someone within Yamato Range...

[@jorgearancibiaromero7712]

If dugalle was smart :

[@jonaldbalingit884]

I don't know the canon behind the Yamato gun(yes, pun intended), but does it go through the mutalisks if some of them blocked the shot? Edit: I know it's a single target. I play both SC too(yes, another pun intended). I just don't read the books and stuff. My knowledge stops from what I've seen in the campaigns.

[@AmandaFessler]

It's a nuclear explosion focused into a deathray. The Episode I ending cinematic shows it as a beam when a Dominion BC fires on a Confederate BC. It'd probably vaporize the mutas on the way to the Overlord.

[@laughingalex7563]

Better writing than entirty of broodwar :D (and sc2)

[@dragonblue2989]

So that's one of the many ways SCU happened....interesting.

[@Monolitvennik]

Вот и все, нет больше вашей королевы

[@domacleod]

Absolutely what the UED would do but more likely mid-speech.

[@DJNicShogun]

Cheats used : Staying Alive

[@Asahamana]

I like to think there is an alternate reality were this is what happened in Brood war 😄 and The UED is a much bigger threat than anything ever.

[@acheronexile]

Amazing time attack!

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Still a bit bummed that in-game Yamato blasts aren't beam cannons.

[@TMoDDD]

If Kerrigan wouldnt said that xD

[@Jared507ify]

But the fact is No one can stop the UED from ruling this sector

[@CHIMrrshan]

The ending we should have gotten.