Dulcé Sloan Tackles Trump’s Criminal Trial Day 2 | The Daily Show

Dulcé Sloan kicks off her hosting week with difficult jury selection for Trump's criminal hush money trial and his long list of excuses for getting out of his court dates. Plus, Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse outside of the New York County Criminal Court, where a jury of Trump's supporters have already rendered their verdicts. #DailyShow #DulceSloan #trump
00:00 - Dulcé Sloan Welcome
00:23 - Coverage of Trump’s Criminal Hush Money Trial
05:38 - Jordan Klepper Heads to New York County Criminal Court to chat with Trump Supporters
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[@StarShipGray]

He could attend his son’s graduation if he’d just stayed home when he was four months old.

[@mikemckibbon681]

Trump was never at any of his other kids graduation. He is a con man.

[@flyrobin2544]

Why would he attend Barron's graduation, he didn't attend Don Jr's. Ivanka's or Eric's graduation. He would just disrupt the entire ceremony.

[@targetseeker]

​@@flyrobin2544 same reason why he needed time off to attend Shinzo Abe's funeral but he can't even wait for his own brother to flatline before he went golfing again (MAGA defended it as "grieving in his own way").

[@hunting69doehle62]

If Trump is as innocent as he claims. he would just present all the evidence that would clear him of any wrongdoing and he could end this trial within days. At least, that's what innocent defendants would do.

[@joachimschoder]

Small detail: The judge didn't say that Trump can't attend his sons graduation. Trump is whining about it anyway, because he needs to play a fake victim to get more money. And using his son as a prop isn't really a problem for him.

[@kaladinstormblessed5308]

Jordan's come back with "He's in trial in those states!" is reminiscent of Stewart's ability to pull out relevant facts and smack you with them. Gold star.

[@presentfuture7563]

As great as he is behind the desk, I'm so happy to see him back in the field doing what he does so well.

[@klas666]

Let's also give flowers to the supporting cast: the guy with the scarf blurped "No" without even thinking

[@chrissiek8706]

​@@presentfuture7563 He's wonderful in the field , but I am afraid for him, have you seen people he's talking to daily...

[@presentfuture7563]

@@chrissiek8706 I worry for him too, but he's got the advantage of great camouflage. I mean he's a tall, white, nice-looking and kinda Aryanish dude with an affable way of speaking that throws them off their guard. They don't expect him to be "not one of us." I'm not sure they'd turn on him, at least individually. I could see some of these boomers seeing him as a misguided son.

[@joshuastanton6731]

Only in America can you F up so bad that you get roasted during jury selection. Comedy Central’s Roast of: would be proud. 🤣😂

[@JimmyHossa]

Trump is a terrible human but to roast him with a fat colored lady makes you look like partisan racists

[@preflex3502]

I assume the jury was pooled from registered voters. I don't know the specifics of NY law, but most states do that. So juicy.

[@Fay7666]

There should be a new CC roast of DT, but this time actually uncensored / without DT having a hand on it.

[@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320]

Boring Johnson probably would get similar.

[@FreemanVashier]

Baron is 18 years old.... why does he need anything explained to him? He's an ADULT

[@Suzanneyhearts]

Yes but he’s also a Trump, affluenza can be wreak havoc on the developing mind.

[@kingjamos2422]

Adults need stuff explained to them all the time. I can think of one former president that needs explanations constantly. He is technically an adult.

[@rahulkaur5810]

You think diaper Don remembers how old his son is or that his graduation day is coming up without someone telling him or that even he has a son named Baron?.😂

[@FreemanVashier]

@@Suzanneyhearts He's been raised by his mom. She has shown Barron exactly who his father is and how to play off it....

[@Suzanneyhearts]

@@FreemanVashier I hope that serves him well on his journey in life, I wouldn’t trade places with him in a million years. I can’t imagine even a little what it must feel like to be him.

[@harbingersociety3286]

Can you imagine sitting in a courtroom listening to everything people in the room have said about you? Would be misery. And exactly what he deserves

[@neindanke3916]

harbingersociety3286

[@kellycook3914]

Orange deserves much, much worse.

[@AdeleiTeillana]

I highly doubt it bothers him as much as it would a non-narcissistic person. In his pea-brain, everyone loves him 110% of the time.

[@kingjamos2422]

He would be thrilled that all anybody would be talking about is him.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@AdeleiTeillana you've said exactly what I was thinking. Yes this guy has never been known to have shame, principles or conscience.

[@Kynk]

"Trump would get a fair trail in ... Florida" "Trump is on trial in ... Florida, would you accept those results?" "NO!" Jordan makes it so obvious for them yet they can't see it.

[@michaedove3562]

Yup. Those two lines sum up everything you need to know about MAGA people and their intelligence level.

[@benjamindavis2475]

Yeah that was legitimately insane. That guy should be ashamed

[@lattilatti6441]

maga logic, LOL 😂

[@KikoNYC]

MAGA logic only makes sense to them!

[@CaelWhiz]

MAGA is literally a cult w tRump as their prophet

[@VioletPhoenix922]

So glad to see Dulcé back again! I enjoy all the correspondents who have hosted, but we haven’t seen Dulcé in a while, and she has been missed!! Edited to add: Jordan, bless you for continuing to engage with the illogical, uninformed and just plain crazy!

[@Fredroc57]

I was beginning to think she was no longer on the show.

[@fl00d69]

Klepper doing the on-street interviews is the BEST. Absolute mastery. 🤣🤣🤣

[@monpayscanada]

I met Dulce at a GLAAD award. She was the only #1person I ever recognized. I will treasure those pictures forever. I’m an old lady and she was f’ing awesome.

[@Gildedmuse]

She honestly seems so delightful even when she's being "mean".

[@proutytyler1]

Yeah she seems pretty awesome.

[@dawnstanley1733]

Lucky you! She's so funny.

[@lisarood9509]

Pick me, pick me! I love her!

[@waves291]

I really envy you🥰Hope one day she visits Cape Town.

[@Living_Life242]

You know, it must have been so cathartic for those jurors to have their old posts mocking Trump read right in front of him. 😂

[@annaw252]

It's the only time I've ever wished I was on just duty. I would pay money to have a judge read trump my memes and fb posts about him.

[@clifflong7944]

The 4 older siblings whose graduations he didn’t attend? They should be able to cover all the excuses.

[@FutureCommentary1]

They're outraged that their baby brother will get the same treatment.

[@sderoski1]

How could anyone believe Trump cares about anyone but himself, because everything he says and does shows that he lied and broke the law and threw other people under the bus because he thought it would help him.

[@smrk2452]

Mmm tell us more about this

[@lorenzocesar6519]

hold on, serious question, has he actually not attended a single one ever?

[@clifflong7944]

@@lorenzocesar6519 not 1

[@calexprenas]

Klepper is so hilariously on the ball in these segments

[@abigailchristensen3793]

I haven't seen dulce in so long glad she's still on the team!!!🎉

[@stooge389]

He's literally been going out of his way the entire 9 years to taint every jury pool he could EVER be tried for. How does he have THIS much say in who gets to serve on the jury that will deliberate on his own trial??

[@siralleycat9141]

He is setting up the lie, that he was railroaded after he loses this case. That is why he is going after everyone involved. I really wish some judge would hold him in contempt and see how he likes 30 days in jail with no cell phone.

[@GodTierComments]

Imagine having a meme you shared about Trump 8 years ago SHOWN TO HIM IN COURT lol, best day ever

[@darksynthphony2242]

Great to see you again Dulcé! 🎉❤🎉🎉

[@TruthOverFear21]

Trump was roasted so bad that's Comedy Central was envious

[@JBBost]

Dulcé held that applause into an ovation and that takes skill!

[@smilingnid4276]

They made Trump look at hate memes about him. Love it.

[@707Berto]

I don't think Barron wants anything to do with his dad or siblings.

[@chrisstratton8443]

Have you his expressions? He's just like them all. He'll be groomed big time for politics, maga style

[@gregoryt1139]

Barron could hang out with Tiffany. (Remember her?)

[@idkwhybut...]

?

[@smb723]

Maybe we should leave a 17 year old out of this.

[@dkevans]

​@@gregoryt1139Tiffany seems to be the only one to have grown up to be a decent human being.

[@jalexander1095]

Auntie Dulcé is everything 😂 bad news bubba

[@CollinGerberding]

Such a wonderful human. Got to see her at a standup show many years ago and she is both that much energy and was a pleasure to meet.

[@lorrie2878]

How great!

[@Sarcasticron]

Ooh! Lucky you! She's such a breath of fresh air, the world needs more Dulce Sloan.

[@Vytirix_RBX]

100%

[@CollinGerberding]

@@Sarcasticron Oh yeah. I was out of town doing an open mic and she happened to be traveling through and took some stage time and after the show she hung out a bit so I told she was funny and there was random small chat I don't remember, but the vibe was very genuine.

[@upgrade1015]

And now she’s a paid puppet

[@alexandradaniele]

He hasn't been to any of his 4 kids' graduations. And when Tiffany graduated from law school he sent her a tweet.

[@chenzen1578]

Yeah, I 'm surpised too: Trump was lying, wow.

[@williamdunkerley1686]

Great job, Dulce.

[@DebsFan101]

Dulce!!! I’ve missed her sooo much!!

[@christopherlewis1847]

She has the timing, delivery and style. Respect!

[@Static-ash]

There she is

[@convictrumpnow]

I ❤ Dulce’ Sloan!

[@A_A_K_123]

Dulce and Jordan are KILLING IT. 😃😄😅

[@juliebiggerbear7300]

2:30 kid you not, right as they start talking about jurors being concerned about their dogs, KZbin puts in a dog ad 🤣

[@foghornleghorn2975]

Go Dulce'!

[@modemmama100]

I’m a big Dulce fan! Great show and always great to see you!❤

[@nitanice]

For the record, I'm tracking over 30 trials he's currently in to add to the-- what is it? -- over 4,000 he's been involved in? Insane.

[@gamepapa1211]

Yep. Gentle reminder that the 4 current trials are on top of the many, MANY other lawsuits and pending cases where he was investigated as prime suspect.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@gamepapa1211 then his cultists and his republican party should be happy to support all those trials because they are the party of law and order, right ?

[@distractionb]

4 trials

[@distractionb]

a lawsuit isnt a trial

[@erikasmith946]

​@@distractionbnice try magatard. they go to trial all the time

[@S.Shea2432]

That woman was Trump's long lost Sister!! 🤣🤣

[@exusiai]

Maybe Trump's other four kids can explain to Barron that Dad NEVER came to their graduations.

[@NewMessage]

He has a right to a jury of his peers. So just head down to the circus tent, and ask if the less talented clowns are busy. They won't be..

[@udntknomeXX]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 U right!

[@Grey-og7bc]

Love it when Dulce hosts!!

[@craigpurdie3528]

Love that Dulce Sloan!!!

[@user-lz6yz5zy8t]

Barron is probably doing a happy dance if daddy is absent

[@LittleTreeBlue]

Nicely done, Dulce!

[@ems3376]

Dulce is killing it

[@kristinem9171]

Klepper does this so much better than Costa! Thank goodness he's back asking the tough question!

[@Notturnoir]

He shoulda paid her with his own money 😂

[@pamelagordon5645]

He is too cheap for that.

[@alicetelford9027]

Exactly! Using campaign money is a felony. He will be convicted.

[@Wyonative08]

​@@alicetelford9027 He didn't use campaign money! He convinced Michael Cohen to take out a 2nd mortgage on his own home, to use THAT money for the hush money payments! What Trump is on trial for is that he cooked his campaign books to show the hush money payments were for legal services rendered. That is a felony Federal campaign crime! Then on top of all that, Trump never paid Cohen back for the money he borrowed against his home and he let Cohen go to prison for making those hush money payments to Daniel's & the other gal. That's what a scoundrel Donald Trump is and his supporters don't balk a bit about his crimes and think he is suitable to serve as POTUS again!!

[@flyrobin2544]

He didn't have the money, he had to borrow it from Micheal Cohen.

[@stacyb1341]

Has he ever paid for anything with his own money? Ever?

[@rockanroleropr3467]

DULCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️‍🔥

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

I wonder if this will also be the first time that Trump hears anything about how unpopular he is, and how people say that he lies all the time. I loved Jordan's bit; I didn't get to see anything about outside the courtroom in the news. So thanks!

[@user-db6wv4rd9m]

Does Trump’s son even want him at his graduation?

[@user-bb1vq5if7m]

His white father will be attending yes. Unlike some fathers out there lol

[@alicetelford9027]

@@user-bb1vq5if7mTrump has not been to any of his children’s graduations. His complexion is not relevant. 🙄

[@user-bb1vq5if7m]

@@alicetelford9027 You're evil for wanting to keep a father away from his sons graduation.

[@allyzm1027]

@@user-bb1vq5if7m Well Trump kept himself from his other children's graduation, there are no other people to blame then. Now that he is facing accountability for once, Barron’s graduation is especially important to him. As a parent, I thought you were to love, care and treat all your children equally. Oh, I forgot about how poor Tiffany was treated by Trump majority of her life. Yes, she had money but she was especially blessed with a loving and devoted mother.😮

[@michelleb6739]

Dulce... SO GLAD you are back. Missed you and you rocked it!!!

[@BisBoss]

That older lady was hysterical

[@davesnothere420]

"Your sheets don't look like fruit by the foot too?"

[@styrpak1]

Trump has NOT attended any of his children's graduations.

[@smrk2452]

What were his reasons then?

[@nesamdoom]

Dulcé killin' it as usual.

[@thunderbird3694]

Donald Trump should have thought about his son BEFORE he committed the crime!

[@maliant16]

What crime? So obvious it is Biden Lawfare. You sheep are hilarious 😂

[@RevolvingCube]

I'm more surprised he remembered he has a son with Melania

[@scottpetersen9660]

😂 will innocent until proven guilty, I don’t think he was thinking about his son when he was with a adult film star.😂 maybe Ivanka

[@gamepapa1211]

Even better was the fact that he had that affair while Malaria was STILL pregnant with his son. Now THAT'S a story you can tell Barron on his graduation day!

[@grogery1570]

The irony is that if he had of been thinking about his son he would have been with him and Melania instead of Stormy Daniels.

[@reginar.131]

Love Dulce!!!

[@dmk_games]

This hush money has been more ineffective.

[@yosemitegirlCA]

More ineffective than what?

[@wisu3529]

I can’t be a juror, I own a blue car and have a pimple on my forehead. Therefore I cannot be impartial 😂

[@Wyonative08]

😅❤😂

[@kingjamos2422]

I can't be a juror because I can't be around citrus.

[@flyrobin2544]

@@kingjamos2422 I personally have a mushroom allergy. 🍄

[@thejoshumsauce]

I love Dulce’! I’d love to see her host more!!! You killed it Girl!!!!!

[@erikg8526]

YAAAS DULCEEEE!!

[@trulightismysin]

The show just saved me as a fan😂🎉🎉 I stopped watching the daily show until I got to see host 🎉🎉🎉 Finally❤

[@Spoony717]

I’m a white person and I think about my dog constantly

[@magicmarker7047]

Oh no, I do too, only it is my cat, does that count?

[@glarynth]

I also think about your dog

[@Spoony717]

@@glarynth as you should!

[@bernardwylie9760]

“This dude treats criminal charges like Pokémon….he is trying to catch them all!” 🤣

[@pjdava]

The Daily Show, This is amazing! I subscribed right away!

[@yosemitegirlCA]

Great! It will improve your days no matter what else is going on in your life. All of these hilarious people were on Trevor Noah’s show before he left… Ronny, Dulce, Jordan, Desi and Michael.

[@chibangin007]

Barron graduation? He went to none of his now adult offsprings graduation!

[@ellenbenson7895]

Funny thing is, Trump didn't attend any one of his other four children's high school graduations either...so who knows how he spent that time instead, but at least he won't be showing favoritism to Barron ?

[@grayj7441]

Love Dulcè

[@sharontodd7761]

Great show well done. ❤

[@mdouglas9060]

On behalf of the rest of the world can I just say, bravo gang you have the greatest and most terrifying reality show ever created. Hope for humanity at a new low!

[@davidlundquist1979]

Hey, that's pretty much been America's thing ever since we discovered nuclear weapons. Glad you're enjoying the ride.

[@TheSkypeConverser]

She's great. keep her!

[@corvustiberius3591]

Love this woman

[@TheCodeda]

I'm so happy to see you Dulce! Been waiting for your return!

[@leafyrox]

So many zingers, Klepper. I loved it.

[@donywahlberg]

The reporting on the jurors' reasons for not making it is peak 24hr news cycle. Keep it in your pants people

[@distractionb]

what?

[@Gildedmuse]

​@@distractionbIt's a weird thing to feel you have to give EVERY jurors excuse. It's clearly filling up time. That's all the comment was.

[@carriehesketh3555]

@@Gildedmuseit’s called comedy. That’s all comedy is. Filling up time by saying pointless things. Still don’t understand the original comment in this thread…it looks like a 4yo. may have written it, but in response to the other comment…

[@terriblefrosting]

Dulce Sloan is pure joy.

[@surfgator8294]

Yay Dulce!!

[@Harbor-kn6lw]

Classified documents trial is the most important case in court.

[@HygienistDentist]

I love Dulce!!!!!!!

[@deemon710]

I had no idea that simply jury selection alone was going to ROAST THE F*** out of humpty dumpty to his face! That's amazing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanetteschock4744]

Yeah she is on!!

[@laalaa99stl]

He was caught napping in the courtroom again today. See? Even Trump is tired of Trump. Marge! Change the channel!

[@splatzec]

LOL the lady in the background on the left at 8:20 realizes that the clip from this video will go viral xD

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

So, is anyone going to look up America's Most Wanted to find that woman? I cannot wait

[@Aura-Of-Syrinx]

LOVE YOUR ENERGY DULCE! Also you break down the horribly named "hush money" case so much faster than any other news outlet and get right into it!

[@amywarengo4748]

Go Girl !

[@mikaylaw-c8823]

Yes, Dulce!!!

[@denisechrosniak9972]

Dulce is just amazing. Like please let her do more hosting!

[@Patrynrunner232]

Dude, that old lady is amazing!! Might be my favorite Jordan clip yet!!!

[@kareneiro11]

Well done!

[@daniel6678]

yesssss more dulce ❤

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*Finally, Dulcé Sloan!!!!!!!!!* I won't lie, I unsubscribed from The Daily Show last week because we suddenly lost everyone, and they went back to having one token correspondent (Josh Johnson). I'm glad to see Dulcé back. 🤗

[@mammawlee]

I love Dulce and Desi, too.

[@entropyachieved750]

That only woman is priceless. There is self reflection but shes comfortable with her choices

[@roskovair]

I just have to say I love how the shared-hosts thing has been going and I hope it stays this way. It is great to see the show be about the team and not an individual. It's a great concept!

[@XenopathDNB]

Dulce Sloan is just the absolute best and so naturally funny! 😂😂😂

[@ericaschner3283]

My dog and I feel personally attacked, Dulcé 😂

[@hillarymelechen249]

Thanks for starting my day off with a smile.

[@zachscully]

Dulcé made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time!

[@bcbeasters]

The homeless looking lady was awesome! 😁

[@aliferrier9894]

Dulce!!!!!

[@rapauli]

Wonderful, thanks, More please .. Perfect picture, sound is lacking.

[@TMP2064]

Dalcè is awesome love her amazing delivery!

[@rafiqmajied7762]

Yelling ?

[@setsedivad3378]

1:31😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 That was gold😂😂😂😂😂

[@burr4695]

Dulce needs more screentime!

[@mammawlee]

YES! YES! YES!