Leslie Jones Begs America Not To Elect Trump | The Daily Show

In a new installment of In My Opinion, contributor Leslie Jones returns to The Daily Show to implore America not to make the catastrophic decision of electing Donald Trump. #DailyShow #LeslieJones #Trump
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[@overlord2057]

She has a point. America's memory span is all of five minutes

[@jamesbaker4806]

It’s been six minutes since I read this. What did you say again?

[@MakusinMeringue]

What's a carrot? I know there's that giant big one, maybe he'll get all the veggies deported

[@coolioso808]

About 40% of eligible voter, don't vote. The polls that say more would be willing to vote for Trump than Biden is part of the alienation of the rest of Americans who actually have NO INTEREST in Trump or Biden and will not vote at all OR choose 3rd party candidates who actually represent the people, are against war and Imperialism, such as Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein, and Claudia De La Cruz.

[@yohei72]

Which is why we always forget that polls this far out from the election don't tell you anything about the outcome.

[@mark6302]

that's not true at a.. huh where am i

[@elisejoiner7448]

The WHOLE WORLD is shouting at their screens!

[@enki354]

Not the part that supports Trump!

[@nicholastrudeau7581]

Actually, the world thinks less of us because of our current president.

[@elisejoiner7448]

@@nicholastrudeau7581 Sorry, but that is simply not true... You get Trump. we all get Trump.

[@nicholastrudeau7581]

@@elisejoiner7448 how so?

[@TheBrendon67]

@@elisejoiner7448to be honest, at least parts of the world certainly do. A weak America is bad for everyone. Biden looks weak, sounds weak, and operates without much will or conviction. The alternative isn’t much better. I feel for America right now; the upper echelons of power seem to have decided who will be your options for president.

[@nildavalencia5524]

Thank you this lady is correct 👍 She should run for President!

[@angiesidwell4784]

I love this woman spitting the truth! 😁😄😂

[@JeanVlogDandamme]

Then you must've had a hard time watching this.

[@debh5780]

Speaking the truth !!!

[@splendidcolors]

The only thing you should wait in line 8 hours to do is CAST YOUR BALLOT.

[@Lynn.Panadero4242]

One should never have to wait 8 hours to vote. That’s what mail in voting is for. I can vote by mail and skip the wait for myself. AND by not standing in line, I make the line shorter for those that like to vote in person.

[@redkingrauri3769]

Although that should never be a thing because the only reason a person would wait 8 hours is because a politician intentionally cut polling places to make people give up and not vote. Also why they would be against giving water and food to people in line after standing there for hours. Because despite all their crying about voter fraud and election integrity, Republicans hate democracy.

[@kyleoates6367]

@@Lynn.Panadero4242 Not all states, mostly conservative states, do mail in voting... Especially after they eliminated that option as a direct result of the 2020 election not going trump's way. Ideally, mail in voting would be a mandatory option for all states. There is no reason why ANY registered voter shouldn't receive an easy way to cast their vote.

[@sagesufferswell]

Having to wait in line to vote keeps many people from being to vote, which is the point...

[@christophervalentine9063]

Absolutely ❤

[@qsrfb]

"What the f**k is wrong with us"? Thank you, Leslie, the question needs to be asked. & asked as bluntly as possible.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

She yells too much and is too simple of a thinker. She makes liberals look bad

[@elihan9]

Nothing. Biden is a corporate shill who lies constantly, gaslights everyone about their suffering, and is committing a genocide despite the country demanding he stop. Biden and the Dems failed America. Not the American People.

[@CribNotes]

The Democrats are losing black voters by the hundreds of thousands. So it's time for the corporate state media to roll out the loud sassy black woman to shame everybody!!! Yay!!!

[@dwinosam]

@@UhtredOfBamburghsomeone doesnt get comedy

[@TheBrendon67]

@@dwinosam Ha. Said the person whose younger college student allies appear to suffer from the same condition. Cherophobia will be the next big thing to treat.

[@iamkhai7111]

Wake up Americans!!!

[@Flyeaglesfly215]

Yeah and vote for trump

[@defconkev]

​@@Flyeaglesfly215nope

[@9852323]

@@Black_Void_cause it’s true. They need to wake up and vote for trump.

[@notnelc8quil863]

Vote for Pres Trump!!! We’re in the worst situation right now . Inflation Looting Homelessness Illegal aliens invasion Crime up High gas prices Home interest rates up War is prevalent among nations What else?

[@ReadyNowStayReady]

We are waking up‼️. TRUMP2024‼️

[@deesanchez5535]

Get em auntie ❤😂

[@BrentHollett]

"WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH US?" - As an Australian, I've been asking that about Americans for 8 years, and I lived in your country for 6 of them.

[@ilovemusic4871]

We have lost our minds. We need help.

[@ChefChevyTv]

Datz cap ​@@ilovemusic4871

[@ChefChevyTv]

You can leave😂😂😂

[@BrentHollett]

@@ChefChevyTv I did, two years ago.

[@willbowman7061]

Warch The zone of Interest, you can see why people vote for trump.

[@MichaelJohnson-wk8tk]

Thank you Leslie.

[@deborahpitcher7723]

Thank you I’m tired of being the only one that says that what the F

[@samuelfrew7102]

The look of absolute *disgust* after hearing that people were waiting in line for eight hours was priceless.

[@offtarget1758]

And her after belly sculpting 💀

[@mameaument2175]

lol! "It ain't fast food anymore"!

[@chenzen1578]

@@mameaument2175Even caps aren't enough to describe her anger "IT AINT FAAAST FOOOD NO MORE!!!"

[@Chris-fn4df]

No accounting for taste, apparently. In and out burger is the most basic of all fast foods. I cannot imagine how anyone has ever been excited to have one who was not starving or got one for free because their coworkers brought one back while they were working through lunch… and even then, they _had_ to have skipped breakfast and dinner the night before. No special seasoning. No special sauce. No special cooking method. It is literally just a paper thin burger puck on the cheapest bread available. The only difference between that and fair food is that they don’t usually overcook it to the point of being jerky.

[@melbaangel420]

​@Chris-fn4df it's idaho, we don't have anything exciting here

[@Damonpuss]

She's summed it up perfectly. Any US news lately just has me pulling my hair and yelling at the screen.

[@wargasm58]

@Damonpuss yeah, Biden's record inflation, people struggling with bills, two new wars, further escalation in other parts of the world and the healer in chief called half the country semi-fascists. You're right to be mad.

[@emilyrandall9968]

SMH is mostly what I do

[@emilyrandall9968]

Don't forget, shaking my head while listening

[@panto036]

I am so happy she said it. They need to run the tape.

[@jeannewells1349]

TV commercial. Billboards. Movie trailer? Campaign ad!

[@user-xn7zt9pf4j]

I totally agree 👍👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@blueberry-ri7eb]

People were dying by the truckload in 2020, refrigerator trucks. How could they be better off.

[@Vahlee-A]

Amazon truck

[@ceciliaFX]

And Donnie kept killing off his voters because if you look at the data, the covid death rate in red counties is higher than blue counties AFTER the vaccines became available. Donnie's cult continued to believe his lies even when he was out of office.

[@nataschaadama9363]

TELL THEM!!!!!!!

[@jazminrl]

That's the beauty of brain washing

[@BigTook90NineO]

It was called Covid.. the same thing happened for the next 2.5 years afterwards guess who was president for the majority of it..? Even with logic a progressive lib will find a way to wiggle around it.

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

"Worse off today then compared to 2020." Do these people even remember 2020?!? The global pandemic that lost many of us our livelyhoods and led to massive shortages, scalping, and price gouging? I mean, one can argue how much of that can even be blamed on Trump/other politicians, but to say things were better then is just crazy!

[@The_Varza]

Unfortunately, the price gouging is ongoing, and... they have a point about these people having the attention span of goldfish... they look at what is "now" without considering what brought us here.

[@billyrigby4839]

I saw this online recently... In 2020 we were storing dead bodies in refrigerator trucks. Yeah... Idk, I feel like we are better off in 2024. We have our lives back. The economy is the fastest growing economy in the world. Jobs are at an all time high, unemployment s at an all time low. America is back to work on our infrastructure. Roads, bridges, clean energy. The path forward should be clear and it is ridiculous that it's not.

[@ArgentumFox]

@@The_Varza This is the key in many situations! People complain about how bad things are "now" without understanding that those responsible are not those currently in power, but rather those they want back. Crises take only months to create, but years to resolve.

[@hastypete2]

The pandemic brought us "Free money" from the government. Which did make all our lives better. But it also increased our spending, leading to high inflation. So in comparison it surely "looks" worse now. Joe consumer only really cares about prices. So to the ignorant masses, it does "seem" worse.

[@NeverMind-vx7pl]

If the only news you watch is Fox, then everything was better in 2020

[@aundrajenkins2652]

All I can say is thank you Leslie!😂😂😂

[@user-st6nt4ou6f]

Thank you, Leslie ! We need more people like you, especially Black, that can garner public attention. Thank you, thank you

[@Nembula]

Leslie Jones is the kind of scolding America needs right now❣

[@garcia4835]

Let's remember trump promises to cut Social Security and is becoming more demented and wants to be a dictator

[@BigTook90NineO]

That’s the Dems strategy to use black entertainers to continue to persuade black Americans to stay dedicated to them and remain blinded by their deception. Remember in 2020 they used Cardi B of all people to speak to us and then speak on our behalf, because that’s how they think of us; mindless hip-hop worshipping bafoons.

[@coolioso808]

Not actually helping much. Pretty sure anybody who is considering voting for Trump over Biden aren't swayed by Leslie Jones' rant. What WOULD be more helpful is for her (and anybody else in independent media) to bring more context into the situation. Yes, the major parties have tired and problematic candidates running, Trump and Biden. But there are 3rd party candidates, they will be on more and more ballots. Why not mention them? Why not say: Yes, Trump was an awful President. He shouldn't get a chance to run a lemonade stand let alone the USA again, so if you don't want civil war or world war 3 and a more deeply divided country, how about vote for an anti-war, pro-humanitarian 3rd party candidate such as Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein and Claudia De La Cruz?

[@deborahmatsushita1844]

On a weekly basis!

[@zyxwvutsrq00]

DS should have made her the permanent host. Still wish they would.

[@sadiaatique]

In the current state, Leslies's energy feels like exactly the right response. How is not everyone screaming at how absolutely riddiculous the whole situation is!!

[@thomasmoxstemannmontoya7537]

FACTS

[@Duncan_Idaho84]

The Leslie response seems like the response for everything now.

[@chartedtravel1776]

You mean that democractic party is failing to admit that Biden is horrible and nominate someone else? But he is the boss and will help the voter fraud facilitation, otherwise Budigeg has no clout

[@jassbass8153]

🌱

[@catherina2611]

Well said.

[@esmeraldapooner751]

We need hundreds more to speak up before it is too late.

[@dustyking8851]

And need to speak exactly like that.

[@defconkev]

Make it millions more...

[@LIVdaBrand]

Millions😂😂

[@Musiclover-ys2xt]

Ok, when 100 in groceries becomes a single gallon of milk… don’t come running to the republicans saying it’s our fault because we tried… you democrats just hate trump so much you wouldn’t care who took the presidency… we could elect the devil and I Garuntee no democrats would care… as long as trump ain’t in office Yall just don’t care… maybe have Elmo do ur campaign this year… he and Biden are similar in many ways 😂

[@staciep2638]

This should go viral to remind Americans!!,they forget too quickly

[@S.Shea2432]

My Girl is back!! I LOVE You so much Leslie Jones!! 💜💜

[@flyrobin2544]

But Baby... after 45 that is called alcoholism. lol

[@S.Shea2432]

​​@@flyrobin2544, I LOL too!! She's so Hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@UrielX1212]

No more drugs for you. If you find her funny, you are on drugs.

[@S.Shea2432]

@@UrielX1212, Look a Miserable TROLL who DOESN'T even know the definition of funny!! 🤣🤣

[@user-td2if5zh1e]

Me too!!! Not to mention that she is 🔥. No disrespect to her though; just a compliment 🌹

[@tanadarko6991]

Her primal screams of rage are just so perfect. I love her.

[@emilyrandall9968]

I miss her on SNL

[@purronnaspaw]

Thank you Leslie...perfectly said❤ I primal scream it as well!!!

[@annettekenny6898]

She is brilliant. Clever to turn something so awful into a laugh. Well done. I have subscribed to her to keep my sanity🥰🥰🥰

[@ChefChevyTv]

him

[@elizabethphillips7838]

Me too her and Dulcé Sloan are fabulous!✌😂

[@kando4u]

Keeping it real. Reality check. Love it❤❤❤❤

[@AlbyMarz]

Love the Leslie rage segments 😹😻

[@oldrrocr]

by any measure, he was a terrible POTUS*... and remember, he made GREAT promises back then too... that he didn't deliver on.

[@Homemademamas]

Do people not remember 2020????

[@carriewatson8671]

Turns out they don’t. Many believe Trump did so much for America and not that his poor decisions caused the death of over 300k people. Vote💙💙💙💙

[@lindadeal3344]

I remember and so do many others...voting blue!

[@ChlomeRendia]

Some believe the pandemic would have gone the same way no matter who was in office. Some believe the pandemic was deliberately created to ruin Trump. You know, because the Deep State hates him and how he fights for the real American people. To them, voting for Biden because of the handling of the pandemic is a terrible choice.

[@dianethomas3031]

I actually kindly reminded someone and they acknowledged and then did a yeah but....(Really scary)

[@DuderTrax]

Or jan 6th 2021!

[@annedwyer797]

Never underestimate Americans' ability to make the wrong choice...twice!

[@Dan-hz5tg]

don't worry genocide Joe is going to lose this time lol

[@blackeyedsusan727]

Some three times, now: 2016, 2020, 2024. Tragic

[@ronrogers7743]

“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

[@OK-pi6fq]

Since 1953, the United States has had 13 economic collapses. 12 of those economic collapses were under Republican run and let government. I am 45 years old. In my entire lifetime every single Republican present that has come to office has come in during an economic boom, and crash the economy by the time they have left office. That means that 100% of Republican presidents in my lifetime have crashed the economy by the time they left office. This includes Donald Trump who did it within just four years. The one before him George Bush Junior was one of the worst economic collapses in our history. it doesn’t matter who you vote for. It’s not like the guy you vote for has made you not feel the impact of that collapse. We have all financially suffered equally. And we all feel it. We have never fully recovered from any of those collapses. The middle class has gotten smaller and poorer by the day. I don’t like Democrats. I don’t like Republicans. I’ve only ever like a handful of presidents, and they were both Republican and Democrat and some other. However, I do care about policy. It Appears if you vote for a Republican, 100% you will have a crashed economy.I’ll stop saying it when it stops being true. Somehow our government has turned into a soap opera of culture wars. Personally, it feels like intended distraction from actually doing any real work, as we are being gradually robbed. However, it does appear to be the newest policy. I’ll say it like this I don’t care if some liberal wants to be called them. Or some Republican doesn’t like a book in their library. Because it’s not gonna matter if my children have no future. It’s not gonna matter if we’re all starving. Nobody’s gonna care about some guy and address if we’re starving.I cannot afford another crashed economy.

[@wudegoddd]

you're right, we shouldnt make the same mistake twice and re-elect Biden,, great point!!

[@geraldfer]

Thank You Leslie!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿‼️‼️‼️

[@alaina9417]

Leslie’s Back!!!

[@Ihavetruth22]

she's incompetent. politcal hack.

[@DanBrown96]

Y'all did Bush...twice! The evidence is NOT in America's favour that they can do the smart thing.

[@1MarkKeller]

Well, there was a war going on, and people have been programmed to believe the, "You shouldn't change horses midstream" nonsense.

[@pollypockets508]

It's different people now

[@vrogue8026]

But We’re Voting For JoeBiden no matter what 💙💙💙

[@carlcoetzee5678]

No matter the outcome of the election... I'm very anxious. Seems like -- If Trump wins, the country will go to a very dark place, maybe civil war, genocide in Gaza will continue, and public trust in government institutions will fall to a historic, historic low. If Biden wins, the country will go to a very dark place, maybe civil war, genocide in Gaza will continue, and public trust in government institutions will fall to a historic, historic low. We lost the election when we couldn't get a single new candidate by several months ago.

[@safiehroshani4719]

True!

[@AnonymousMusing]

Grocery store shelves were empty. The beginning of corporate price gouging.

[@texasca9753]

Exactly. People complain about high prices but never put the blame on corporations that set those prices at the same time THEY keep wages low. They are raking in record profits and pay CEOS record salaries.

[@OGMacGee]

Late stage capitalism is the final boss

[@rayRay-pw6gz]

The propaganda machine blaming Biden for high prices works. The inaction of the American citizens to mass protest the attempted overthrow of OUR GOVERNMENT also is to blame.

[@zt9233]

But Biden is president. What’s he doing about it ?

[@AnonymousMusing]

@@texasca9753 🎯👏👏👏👏

[@tinabundy6027]

FINALLY . Thank you

[@eric2500]

That grin hiding behind the folded hands, Ms Jones, you are splendid!

[@DGDTROMM]

“We was wiping our @$$ with family photos!!!” 😂😂😂

[@enki354]

I hope it's family photos of Trump!

[@marshagreen9759]

That took me out, so funny.

[@yourmomsaccount69]

As Trevor Noah said before he left TDS, "If you really want to know (whats going on) ask a black woman."

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Exactly 💯

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

Looks like we’re going to have to save this country from itself again.

[@TheAprilanne]

Please and thank you. ​@@tiffanyanderson9437

[@steverogers6572]

​@@tiffanyanderson9437hurry up please

[@blackniall8509]

🤣🤣@@tiffanyanderson9437

[@jasonjohnson4803]

Leslie is speaking from the heart not just the teleprompter!

[@EquitableTrolling]

She's screaming like a psychopath.

[@bebeautiful6613]

@@EquitableTrolling her delivery is what makes her great. She’s awesome 😎 ❤😂

[@wudegoddd]

so THAT'S why she isn't funny!! thanks for pointing that out, & you're right now that you've pointed it out to me. Because before I just thought she was a terrible comedian, now it's obvious that she's a terrible person. SHE didn't even believe what she was saying, she HAD to laugh, mostly because it was a comedy skit, NOT her real life views,,,probably

[@steverogers6572]

​@@EquitableTrollingalso bet money you wouldn't say that about Lewis black you nerd

[@jesperjee]

@@bebeautiful6613 Her delivery proves she isn't funny. Screaming is only fun for children. I agree with what she is screaming but the woman simply is not funny.

[@elchappy2809]

Leslie, you go tell it like it is!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HappySunshine37288]

Love it.💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@SebastianHernandez-uo4be]

🟦🟦🟦⭐️🇺🇲 Biden 2024 🇺🇲⭐️🟦🟦🟦 🟦 Make America Peace & Safe Again 🟦 🟦⭐️🇺🇲Do Not End Democracy 🇺🇲⭐️🟦

[@S.Shea2432]

"Let's eat a Carrot, instead of voting for a guy that looks like a Carrot!!" 🗣 💯 -Leslie Jones.

[@pollytiks3885]

That needs to be on a billboard next to John Oliver’s Take the Money Thomas billboard

[@Eljaro8323]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@evamclaughlin1585]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ebybeehoney]

This should be a public emergency announcement.

[@pipz420]

Vote RFK and lets save this country.

[@rnpee]

@@pipz420No thanks, he’s a crazy Anti-Vaxxer 💀

[@TheLadyBlerd]

Calling it. If Trump wins, it'll be due solely to the apathy of the larger American constituency. We're getting precisely what we deserve.

[@youuuknooow7699]

Exactly

[@rbcreations2]

For real

[@uvyhtybhhhhhuhhjjjjj]

On point! She's so naturally hilarious.😅

[@lamarjohnson4023]

From the standup comic stage to "Saturday Night Live" to other TV works and appearances, Leslie Jones is just fabulous.

[@beevee9480]

Your taste is all in your mouth along with some other things you probably don't mention.

[@JMS-2111]

The irony of the people waiting over night to get fast food is that they would say waiting in line at a polling station takes too long.

[@dee_dee_place]

I once went to a polling place that was at a local church. The church took up ~1 city block. There was a double line, around the church, of people waiting to go in to vote. When I saw that, I had such a sense of pride that I announced, "I don't care who you came here to vote for as POTUS, I'm just totally thrilled that all of you are here. Thank you", & then I gave them a round of applause. There had to be somewhere between 100-200 people lined up to vote. How Extraordinary!

[@gildapatterson7792]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gildapatterson7792]

Hallelujah!

[@sorciere...]

Please go watch the news report on the in n out burger story, the whole thing then tell me if you were young what would you have done. I waited 2 1/2 days in line to Return Jedi. When Star Wars trilogy came out on vhs I was there in line at midnight. the store opened at 8am. I was the 3 rd person in my city to by one. Or waiting to buy concert tickets,in line, yep no way to buy except standing in line, crossing your fingers that you got there in time and the wouldn't sell out. Obviously you never wanted anything enough to stand in line for anything

[@JMS-2111]

@@sorciere... Never, in my life, have I ever wanted something so bad that I wouldn't (I almost said couldn't - but that would imply I didn't have free will) wait for a second rendition of it. I never went to see something opening night or bought an article the day it hits the shelves, I don't see the point. I like regularity so some seasonal offer doesn't entice me at all. Watching a movie in the second week of it being played doesn't take away from the experience and I don't mind waiting a month for the stock of a certain item to stabilise before I buy it. The whole premiss of that kind of waiting in cue is illogical to me at my core.

[@perrykeener7805]

Please! Why can't we get him behind us and forgotten! I'm tired of us having to deal with this hemorrhoid.

[@goettling]

Hemorrhoid! PIA Love this comparison.

[@ernestnichols5186]

Bc he IS a hemorrhoid. He comes and goes, but never completely away. He needs to be surgically removed come November.

[@Cryptid.Couture]

​@@ernestnichols5186 😂😂😂

[@wudegoddd]

you're absolutely right, Biden is an embarrassment, and Trump is a crook, I'm not sure we're getting out of this election without looking like a country of morons, we ALL loose.

[@kayzinti4452]

The problem isn't getting him behind us, it's keeping him there.

[@leticiafaxas6069]

👏👏👏 Leslie I agree and I am screaming along with you. “ What the F is wrong with America that we would ever consider putting him back in the White House?”👏👏👏thank you your intelligence and for making me laugh 👏👏👏you need to have your own show on day time or prime time because you are very talented and hilarious and smart.🌹

[@susanfronk6632]

Leslie’s line about eating a carrot instead of voting for a guy that looks like a carrot was not only a fitting metaphor and a great way to end her monologue, it was absolutely brilliant! ❤

[@palimpalim5291]

No, it was cheap as she is.

[@erksworld]

Sure why not. Let's make fun of someone because of their hair and skin color. How novel.

[@mattd1142]

See I know she’s doing comedy but everything she’s saying is 100% spot on

[@TheFailingHumanExperieme-ge4ov]

Nothing funny to see here, and surprisingly she doesn't know how to pronounce Epstein ("Upstein") considering those people control SNL, Hollywood, msm, and her industry. Leslie is another clown promoting the illusion of choice in a rigged two-party Jionish monopoly.

[@david4096]

Thank you.

[@dandelan]

Now, THIS was the only appropriate reaction about the upcoming election!

[@coolioso808]

There is another appropriate reaction to the upcoming election... and that is STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NOT 3RD PARTY CANDIDATES THAT AMERICANS COULD VOTE FOR! Strong anti-war, pro-humanitarian candidates are going to be on more and more ballots, especially if people who care about that get involved. That includes Dr. Cornel West, Dr. Jill Stein and Claudia De La Cruz.

[@IrishJudahTribe]

Politicians lie so much nobody believes any of them anymore right or left. So Trump isn't ant different.. other than he's an outsider. The fact the establishment doesn't want him in office is why so many ppl support him despite all the red flags. Dems need to run someone other than Biden if they want to wib

[@sue-o8245]

Yeah Jon, you watching?

[@debh5780]

Leslie should be at the end of each news cast !!! 😂😂😂

[@Hello_Pri]

LOVE you Leslie! ❤ agree with everything you said!!!

[@mariannegilbert8786]

As someone not from the US I am struggling to understand why Trump is even the GOP nominee. Awful person, awful President, 91 charges and they are like oh yeah he’s our guy…. And then so many people still support him is crazy. It’s making me stressed to think he could be back in the White House and this time all the adults in the room that stopped him doing 3/4 of what he wanted to do, won’t be there this time.

[@leahferrell3110]

Yeah, I feel your stress and triple it!

[@Dustandfuzz]

I don’t get it either. He was the worst president in history. I’m conservative. I’m a Christian. I don’t agree with a lot of things the Dems stand for but come on…..a criminal as leader of the country??? To the Americans, “Please don’t vote for Trump.” 🇨🇦 is too close for comfort and he hates us. I don’t know why. We really aren’t that bad. Biden was a perfect gentleman when he came to Canada. I thoroughly enjoyed his speeches.

[@ChillSydneyWebSurfer]

Hes rich and famous and entertains the crowd with comedy

[@mariannegilbert8786]

@@ChillSydneyWebSurfer well he’s famous. The rich part is debatable 😂 When he was President it was funny until it wasn’t! We would literally discuss the previous days events at our morning tea break, like when he was talking about ingesting bleach for Covid. It was a reality tv show for us, but a nightmare for you guys.

[@jarjared3522]

Because the GOP thinks social media engagement equals votes and the Alt-Right is their target audience now.

[@PhiLLyPhiLLz]

Leslie is spittin straight facts. 💯

[@sammiejo6557]

She’s spitting gaslight

[@TrumpFanNetwork2]

Actually she is lying

[@8angst8]

She BE spittin' left-wing propaganda. Actually, I used to think she was funny. Until she started playing the victim card about how mean people were to her on Twitter----"mean" being disagreeing with her ridiculous politics.

[@patriciashort7908]

I Totally Agree Queen ❤❤❤❤❤

[@veetee6564]

It’s called selective amnesia. I remember the stimulus check, but I forget the clown administrative management that made the check necessary.

[@TashaRial]

This part

[@poledrawolfrose]

YES AUNTIE!!! PREACH!!! The primary duty of your president of the United States is to act as a moral compass for your nation. Not cheap slapstick entertainment.

[@Godzillamonstrosity]

Nah, the primary duty of the president is to entertain us

[@michaelcatalano8882]

Our current moral compass is committing a genocide. Maybe that has something to do with why he is going to lose

[@rosy111]

​@@michaelcatalano8882yes Trump will lose

[@melt4769]

@@michaelcatalano8882Trump has no intention of stopping the genocide. He’s basically said he’ll support its acceleration.

[@Spiritof_76]

@@michaelcatalano8882 Second verse, same as the first. Remember the US govt wars against indigenous tribes? We aren't committing the current genocide, we just aren't trying hard to make it stop. Thinking DJ Trump wouldn't be backing Netanyahu 100% against Muslims is foolish.

[@zb3495]

2020 when refrigerator trucks of corpses lined the streets.

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

More Americans lost than any war. For No Reason other than ignorance and greed.

[@chasityafriend3516]

Yes!!!❤

[@bravoaddictionviviennecafe8040]

Jesus wept so much 😂😂😂😂

[@ded_ryder]

I've said it once and I'll say it again; Leslie Jones is a national treasure.

[@BluePhoenixFireandIce]

Trump should be in federal prison already. Period 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

[@patriceanderson8239]

No, he should be back in office

[@bmw7099]

Do not believe the orange guy.he's looking at Rikers Island.4 years

[@bmw7099]

Would vote for a guy that says too inject bleach in your system?😂

[@patriceanderson8239]

@bmw7099 Yes, he secured to border. What has biden done other than ruined our country.

[@patriceanderson8239]

@bmw7099 Yes, he's gonna put America first.

[@bernicepierre3921]

Spot on!

[@Omni0404]

This might be the best I have ever seen Leslie Jones. Completely top notch. She really brought her A game with this one.

[@patocyc]

Agree 100% She killed it

[@justinwebb5575]

I’ve never understood America. You vote out the dictator and criminal, get a guy who seems to stabilize and improve the world’s outlook on America and then later on it’s yeah let’s bring that back. Memory of a goldfish

[@rynejones8513]

Memory of a goldfish perfectly describes Biden. He has not improved the world's outlook on America. People see him as a puppet and a joke.

[@hrundgren4352]

Are you joking? I get the Trump part, but if you think Biden/Harris has helped "improve the outlook on America" then you are not well informed. The US simply goes from one travesty to one other. "We" are amazed you can't do better than these two clowns for leadership. Sincerely, the World

[@niamarielove]

I know 😢. I hate it here.

[@TareqZAN]

Biden is involved in an ongoing genocide

[@Wetcamerainc]

The youth are not voting

[@weirdloverwilde]

I love you, LESLIE! ❤❤❤❤

[@nilsacantellops8173]

They call that In-N-Out you mean eight hours in and maybe five minutes out😂😂😂😂

[@lyrical1999]

Voting Trump back in as president is the definition of insanity.

[@user-rr8io7gk1b]

The opposite

[@calvinperez9813]

And what has ur precious Joe Biden done for the us ?

[@bryankusoo]

@@calvinperez9813y’all really worried about those stimulus checks neither of them don’t gaf us

[@calvinperez9813]

@@bryankusoo is that so? I saw higher paychecks, lower gas prices, & lower grocery costs with one of them, I can care less if any of them care about me I just wanna live comfortable and one of those two made that possible

[@frankytoad12]

@@calvinperez9813 How did Trump make those possible, which policies did he put into place that facilitated your sky high quality of life?

[@Chu3505]

😂❤Leslie Jones,she is killings it.Her and John Stuart.

[@8angst8]

Riiiiight. "John Stuart." He BE "killings it"!

[@miafinnigan5277]

Tell it girl!!!! Leslie Jones is my new hero!

[@FuHackers-wx9lq]

🇺🇸 does need Jones!

[@bri.makuahine]

Preach, Auntie Leslie!! You are on point in everything you said! 👏🏼 🙌💙

[@Ionthe1]

So love this lady! Keep talkin' girl!! We need your voice!!

[@CC-vw1cs]

You are brilliant, thank you for shouting out frustration on our behalf.... Complacency and being idiotic is a disease.

[@gildapatterson7792]

True!

[@LosaSwede]

Always great to see Lesley Jones!

[@normahernandez355]

That was a killer!!!😂

[@OrangeThing45]

VOTE!

[@lukepynhon]

That line about scrolling on your phone until it falls on your face hit too close to home

[@Nicety08]

Go off Leslie!!! Speaking truth and looking beautiful ❤

[@mimishawn6424]

💯 SAY IT LOUD 🎉PLEASE!!

[@trishabloomer9987]

I PRAY THE ENTIRE WORLD HEARS THIS BRILLIANT SHOW 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

[@realpirate]

' Jesus wept ' . Leslie Jones rocks !

[@joemazing89]

Kinda like he was listening to the Fauch give him horrible advice. Look at how NY and California handled the pandemic and then we can have a discussion.

[@darkfx3208]

​@@joemazing89So...he listens to bad advice? You trump cultists really can't think straight for two seconds, can you?

[@mekkio77]

I want her to become an opinion regular like the way Lewis Black was when Jon manned the desk the entire week.

[@user-su5ft8lc9q]

Sick

[@fuzzyschwartz]

Christ is King

[@JellyS13]

Literally, if he gets elected AGAIN, I GIVE UP on this country.

[@jocastadaniels1566]

Me, too!

[@unimpressed..]

Amen Sister

[@user-eh7hp5rr7r]

Preach it girl. Folks better vote like never before

[@GS-uy4xo]

This 👆🏼

[@dfworks2239]

FOR TRUMP!

[@ItsukaShimotsuki]

Cornel West 2024

[@AnnaTBowen]

Leslie is speaking my mind. Thank you, Leslie!❤

[@Ihavetruth22]

You must be comfortable right now in life.

[@evalenbuckson9428]

She's Hit 🎯 It On The Nail 😮👍👏👏😅😄😆😂🤣😚😗😃😁😁

[@tracythayer9434]

Tell it Leslie!

[@malittlekitteh]

Honestly, Biden would not be my first choice-but I’ll take ANYBODY over Trump. I would take Reagan, one of the Bushes, a five-year-old, a potato…

[@meganblakey631]

It's all the same. Yeah, Biden is less but a huge part of the problem.

[@leonardwallace5243]

Can you remember yesterday? How can you think if a former prisoner can’t even vote how can you consider a man with his proven record of infidelity,lying, planning insurrection against our democracy and the Government.

[@BilloBob1231]

A potato 😂😂😂

[@yousaidthusly461]

Don’t say that now; one can make the argument that Trump is a 5-year-old rotten potato…

[@sue-o8245]

I LIKE the guy who makes an effort despite stiff headwinds to promote equality and workers' rights, and knows a thing or two about foreign relations & not doing them in public! Cheer the f up!

[@CartoonHero1986]

Remember Leslie's scene in Ghostbusters walking into the room of Mannequins? "Yep! A room full of nightmares, I am not going in there!" This is how international observers feel watching American Politics these last 8+ years.

[@sailincat2822]

Re: _"A room full of nightmares, I am not going in there!"_ Speaking from inside the U.S., I agree with your assessment.

[@Washingtub-senpai]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@Washingtub-senpai]

As a Mexican I can only say: Grab the loot and go!!!

[@MMS-fg3io]

Facts!!!

[@kemberlyw.patterson]

People in the United States and other nations are currently facing an extremely severe scenario. With rising rates of unemployment and inflation, the American economy is currently experiencing a severe slump.

[@Tony.martin831]

It appears like the worst time is now. The markets are quite volatile as well. I began investing a while back when the market was a little higher, and as of right now, my losses have over 60%.

[@TomasPLopez]

Inflation can have a significant impact on individuals and their cost of living. As a result, it can cause negative market sentiment.

[@debra.lucas-jr1uh]

It is important for individuals and businesses to find ways to navigate and potentially mitigate the effects of inflation on their finances.

[@georgec.wilkerson]

The current economic climate, including underperformance of financial markets due to fear of inflation, has led to a decrease in the value of my portfolio. I would appreciate any recommendations on how to potentially increase returns during this market downturn.

[@user-li6kp7qv5k]

and many of us don't know where to invest our money so we invest it on wrong place and to the wrong people

[@justsaying3729]

Will wait 8 hours for a Burger but not 8 to Vote. What does that say about Americans?

[@OK-pi6fq]

Since 1953, the United States has had 13 economic collapses. 12 of those economic collapses were under Republican run and let government. I am 45 years old. In my entire lifetime every single Republican present that has come to office has come in during an economic boom, and crash the economy by the time they have left office. That means that 100% of Republican presidents in my lifetime have crashed the economy by the time they left office. This includes Donald Trump who did it within just four years. The one before him George Bush Junior was one of the worst economic collapses in our history. it doesn’t matter who you vote for. It’s not like the guy you vote for has made you not feel the impact of that collapse. We have all financially suffered equally. And we all feel it. We have never fully recovered from any of those collapses. The middle class has gotten smaller and poorer by the day. I don’t like Democrats. I don’t like Republicans. I’ve only ever like a handful of presidents, and they were both Republican and Democrat and some other. However, I do care about policy. It Appears if you vote for a Republican, 100% you will have a crashed economy.I’ll stop saying it when it stops being true. Somehow our government has turned into a soap opera of culture wars. Personally, it feels like intended distraction from actually doing any real work, as we are being gradually robbed. However, it does appear to be the newest policy. I’ll say it like this I don’t care if some liberal wants to be called them. Or some Republican doesn’t like a book in their library. Because it’s not gonna matter if my children have no future. It’s not gonna matter if we’re all starving. Nobody’s gonna care about some guy and address if we’re starving.I cannot afford another crashed economy.

[@Washingtub-senpai]

That the USA likes their burgers

[@codyott1982]

Who ever waited more than 8 minutes on a burger? I can start from scratch and have you a bomb burger in like 20 minutes tops, and that's if I make the patties myself, and have to start the charcoal up (though most don't fire up charcoal for a burger).

[@blackawana]

The unfortunate truth.

[@blackawana]

Burger=trash food. A lot of nuts will wait hours for their junk food obsession...

[@SabzeeS]

Someone give this woman her own show. Brilliant, beautiful and hilarious beyond belief

[@lesleymcshanemitchell9651]

you GO GIRL.Speaking the truth

[@joandeisem9742]

Leslie you hit this on the head. Don’t let up on him. Vote 💙💙💙 on Nov 5, 2024. We can’t put him in the White House ever again & he doesn’t deserve to be a dog catcher. He’d would hurt the dogs. Wake up America. Going to stop there before I get in trouble. 😮😊😮

[@MamaTreNiner]

When you allow 140+ republicans that joined him in the attempted overthrow of our democracy, to remain in positions of authority within our government, what exactly did you expect... Very DANGEROUS and EXTREMELY RECKLESS... VOTING BLUE IS VITALLY IMPORTANT for ourselves and future generations... Let's Goooo!!! ✊🏿✊🏾✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

[@pooroflevi]

That part

[@damianwozniak3798]

Oh deer america u always play a card with egalitarian society but u fcked more then u want admit. Then i have dillema : " I'm offended by Michael Jacksson "permanent white face"" if equal condition excist for every one then when we can expect Black Tarzan and white Blade vampire hunter ? And im so offended BTW... 😆😂🤣

[@auhsz9140]

tbh I can’t cause of the whole genocide thing :(

[@lonewolffisherman7092]

​@auhsz9140 Do you really think Republicans are going to do anything? They couldn't pass a promised health care plan, WITH THE MAJORITY! If they can't do for us, do you think they'll do for anyone else? Really?!

[@LoriAW3791]

​@@auhsz9140 Did you care when Trump killed Obama's policy requiring US intel officials to publish civilian deaths and then he bombed TF out of Yemen causing the worst humanitarian crisis on the planet? He dropped over 60,000 bombs on the middle east in 2017 alone. It's not like the US just started supporting Israel's 75 year apartheid. Netanyahu and Trump are 2 peas in a pod.

[@TheTinydogproduction]

Yesss!! I didn't want this to end. More Leslie please. Can we get a Leslie rant once a month dear Daily Show? 😂 Ppplease.

[@usualsuspcts]

In other words, choose dementia over sanity.

[@MOB-Lee]

Think about the type of person that opts-in to polls lol