Dumb Game Show Answers That Keep Getting Dumber - Part 2

[@nope.0.]

The decade couple really are made for each other.

[@sawmill035]

I'd rather be dumb and happy than smart and miserable

[@boxsterman77]

I hope they didn’t breed.

[@franknew9001]

They could both be right if the mother was 100 years old. 😊😊

[@bobross1829]

Yep, she was totally in tune with his thinking process..LOL So actually was perfect pair for the Newlywed Game

[@Riley_Studios]

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[@straightfire2318]

The look of disgust on the woman's face because she thinks her husband is an idiot but then immediately exposes herself as the idiot because she thinks a delicatessen is a drug store😂😂

[@artistjoh]

It is a match made in heaven.

[@MegaPianoplayer1]

"I don't know about you!"

[@katznkittens]

Instant Karma.

[@frankaq3951]

I love "Name a part of the telephone "..."The bottom part"

[@lenee8959]

I don't know which is worse. When they say something dumb, or when after they say something dumb their family shouts "Good answer! Good answer!"

[@KayleighNatasha]

I'd say both

[@jeffallen55]

Families are instructed during tryouts to always support each other’s answers. The worst possible thing would be if family members started criticizing each other.

[@lenee8959]

I guess that's true. But if it were me, I wouldn't say anything and smile through my teeth.@@jeffallen55

[@notlucas6859]

@@jeffallen55 it WOULD be funny tho

[@GalaxyTheCrazyQuilt]

Richard Dawson and Steve Harvey are so annoying 😒and why do old women always have to say a dirty answer 😒

[@Shadoboy]

Well, I have decided that I'll have to name my firstborn "Kentucky Fried Chicken".

[@JoelMurphy77]

People always be asking, "Is Ken short for anything?"

[@ExEvMusic]

@@JoelMurphy77 This comment is amazing 😂

[@thatoneredgirl]

​@JoelMurphy77 I know this comment is cringe, but... I would respond with "Ken you put deez nuts in your mouth?"

[@thesterlingstudies]

And that's just the first name. 😅

[@NeonManul564]

Kenneth Friedman Chicken aka K. F. Chicken

[@moosewhizzerdave2066]

I have seen a number of bad gameshow answer videos, and to me, the runaway best one is "Name something that follows the word 'pork'". The speed and confidence with which he says "-upine" is fantastic. If you haven't seen the full version of that moment, look it up.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

And Steve's reaction as if he's never heard of a porcupine.

[@christianlorre]

Steve mentioned that a lot as the craziest moment of his hosting.

[@theblueadventurer615]

Yeah, and it was too over the top?

[@mbrakes23]

I’ve seen “pork-cupine” MANY times and laugh my butt off EVERY time!

[@joshuawarren551]

The really sad thing is that Steve had him on his talk show and he STILL thought is answer was a good one. Had not learned that is not how you spell porcupine.

[@TheImapotato]

The vast array of reactions when he says 'upine' was glorious...a bit shock, uncontrollable laughter & 'HEy! That's technically correct!'

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

The contestant said “upine” but Steve Harvey said “ Qpine” (with a “Q”) hhmmmm

[@juzoli]

This is not even dumb, it is genius.

[@francicin]

yes that actually was smart. there was a question once "name a word that starts with pot" and a lady answered potato, steve made fun of it but it was on the board

[@stevestewart5460]

I love this answer. Quite clever. So clever that noboby in the survey gave it unfortunately.

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

​@@juzoli GENIUS? You've got to be kidding! That was the dumbest answer I've ever heard! The question was "Name something that follows the word 'pork.' " An answer like "pork chops" or "pork loin," or "pork and beans" would make sense, but an answer like "Upine" (as in "porcupine") DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL! Why? Because "pork" ends with the letter "k," and THERE IS NO "K" IN "PORCUPINE"! Furthermore, "porcupine" has the letter "u" in the middle of it, and THERE IS NO "U" IN "PORK"!

[@jimtin8754]

'A delicatessen is a drug store' 😂 that blokes face was priceless

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

That part killed me

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Shaba Yaba 😮😊😂

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@MegaPianoplayer1]

I still want to know what he was saying or what it is.

[@doctorbohr1585]

Minors and Hos had me rolling.

[@komeudogu7976]

Miners

[@NeonManul564]

​@@komeudogu7976 and hose

[@colinalford2153]

The one woman who said Russia is famous for wheat, Everyone knows the real answer is Russians

[@jeffallen55]

👆This guy Dumb Game Show Answers. I bet you’d also answer “alligator” for “Name an animal with 3 letters in its name.”

[@colinalford2153]

@@jeffallen55 Russian alligators are going to haunt his nightmares XD

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

XD

[@jmo2104]

😂 I saw that show

[@chocalechevux804]

😂😂

[@dominickbellicini8196]

“Name a question such as ‘how old are you’…” *RING* *gasp* EIGHTEEN! *BUZZ* I’m not eighteen. Iconic

[@ExEvMusic]

“A vegetable you marinate…” “Grapes.” That is one of the best answers I have ever seen 😂

[@paul16451]

Not sure why "duck" was so surprising. Rubber ducks were very popular at the time due to Sesame Street fame.

[@juzoli]

Thanks to my kids, our bathtub is full of yellow rubber ducks at this very moment…

[@torstenscholz6243]

Not to mention Rubber Duck from Convoy.

[@sureshmukhi2316]

Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun!

[@RinJackson]

Richard Dawson was probably thinking she meant an actual duck

[@tonyacosta4574]

Put down the ducky

[@ashleyklotz3762]

"An old woman's breasts" "Things That Sag" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@charlestonchewy]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Well, he's not wrong...

[@rinraiden]

Concerning the decade couple, I think the wife knew her husband didn't know what a decade was. So she gave the answer that she knew he'd say.

[@edgaryh]

She also seemed zoned out when they asked her

[@gerryminner3968]

Maybe they said, if they ask a number question, lets answer 10... Though i think theyre not at that level 😂😂

[@philojudaeusofalexandria9556]

@@edgaryh They got them drunk before they got on the show so they'd give silly/uninhibited answers.

[@tripsaplenty1227]

nah just 1960s homeschooled by farmers.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

What was his logic on that?

[@MikadoYuma]

Bats actually do have good eyesight, they're not blind. But, they don't use their eyes since they like to flex their unnaturally good hearing, its like they're showing off.

[@Priestess56]

My fav expression...There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!

[@kittykatmt]

The duck... favorite Family Feud moment ever 😂

[@damontoledo8253]

A rubber duck really isn't a bad answer though.

[@jferra5]

I thought dude was being a jerk! Legitimate answer. Glad it was up there.

[@jeffallen55]

Duck has nothing on September.

[@sha11235]

Also the Easter bunny.

[@notlucas6859]

turkey

[@thisravenhasflown010]

That old lady laughing at Alabama... Georgia is adorably funny😂

[@Jennythecatgirl]

It must be the pressure of being on live television….. I hope! 😂😂

[@GonzoShitcock]

No...lots of times some of these "answers" are followed by either "Good Answer" or "It's up there, Steve!"... so no...some of these people are really morons

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

They got it wrong and STILL scored some points! I LOVE these “dumb answers” compilations 😂

[@kymmie_girl]

I’ve never understood the host’s reaction to the “duck” answer. A (rubber) duck is a perfectly valid thing to take to the bath. Especially if you are or have a child.

[@Sunset553]

He probably was picturing people carrying live ducks to the bathtub

[@sha11235]

Because it sounded like the person meant a live duck.

[@cg0825]

I remember watching Newlywed Game as a kid and there was a question about what was your favorite foreign country to visit. Two couples matched. Their answers were both HAWAII. Unreal.

[@Lucarius1]

Bats do have rather good eyesight. Maybe not as good as some other animals, but they can see a lot better than they are credited for. Some types of bats don't even have echo location and need their eyes. And their overall vision may be better than humans during dawn and dusk

[@Matthew-xr5be]

"At my cat's end."..

[@129140163]

7:53 TIL “excited” is a product you can buy

[@bobbuethe1477]

To "buy it" is also slang for "to die." I think that's what the guy was thinking when he heard "Something you feel before you buy it."

[@leejones8082]

I will say, that question about lying about an answer is worded so bad. No wonder no one knew how to answer it.

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

Yes, a very BADLY written question, I concur 😮

[@juzoli]

I still don’t get what is that about…

[@leejones8082]

@@juzoli I *think* they're asking "what is a question you would give a fake answer to" but they don't want you to say "how old are you"

[@nivbri]

@@juzoliif you don’t like your job you would lie about your job if you are married but want to date another person you would lie about being married

[@straightfire2318]

Agreed but its asked perfectly cleared the third time and the guy still doesn't understand. "I would say I'm 39"😂😂😂

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

Richard: “DAY~O” I bet he waited all season to say that 😂

[@alvexok5523]

5:52 - 6:05 - Hilarious! The guy pretending to faint because of her answer, lol

[@Wendy-n4m]

😂 2:18 The upine (porcupine) is still my favorite.❤

[@jamesedgar3442]

That family was severely country. The person in the face-off said, "Larn." Steve also said "Huh?" to her. She said, "Larn - L I O N Larn!" Steve said, "I suppose you meant loin - L O I N?" She said, "Right - L O I N Larn!"

[@moxgirl5]

The way the guy says the slang word for policeman... DIIIIICK lmao xD

[@tillitsdone]

In 1940's-50's, dick was slang for detective. You see it old movies a lot

[@graham2631]

Family Feud, every episode had hilarious answers.

[@charlesallan-ks6gq]

Richard was DA man

[@majornugzzz5424]

Al Borland: Name an egg you'll probably never eat.. Dude..: Hamster 😂😂😂

[@josgn]

😂😂😂

[@nintendonerdsvideos4727]

I don't think so Tim

[@hotpeppersrcool]

Dawson's "faint" was epic!

[@AC-os1he]

1:00 now that woman knows her man, I need one like her

[@Wellch]

5:59 thought that he was going to do push-ups.

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

2:23 has got to be the funniest one

[@ElectricoGamez]

That's where the DIC meme originated from.

[@steves1015]

Some of these are not dumb though. The one asking "what a teenage boy can do for hours at a time" he gave the answer I suspect the question setters were hoping to elicit.

[@yankeehillraymie1296]

RIP. Richard Dawson Ray Combs

[@blugreen123]

As a kid, I thought a decade was four years, because the Olympics, and presidential election were every four years! But I was 9 years old at the time. 😅

[@MichelleT-so4we]

Papa bear 😂

[@Greenpoloboy3]

Just really love how he says Pickles 0:30

[@jamesedgar3442]

Since we're taking stuff from other videos, I'm surprised this one didn't include the famous Family Feud fast money Q&A, "At what month does a woman begin to look like she's pregnant?" "September."

[@masere]

Part one has it

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

I love these types of compilations! They’re amazing

[@topchief777]

I love when they realize how stupid it was the second the word leaves their mouth, and they laugh. Makes me laugh even harder. 😂😂

[@aicarrie1]

On the question, "Name a question you would lie about?", either there was a gas leak or they were playing a really mean prank on Richard.

[@catlovingtrio]

Okay, I and a few family members were recreating a game show at home. I was asked for a word starting with Di that could come after serve or before guest in a phrase. I said dill. If I was on a gameshow, I'd probably end up on one of these videos.

[@kenzielater1378]

2:56 really killed me

[@num1shinfan]

"It's up there Steve!" My family: good answer good answer!

[@eyeswideopen8570]

I'm at my cat's end 😂🤣

[@nintendonerdsvideos4727]

4:48 the rare tease of a stupid answer by Karn

[@krazyeman4]

My favorite is the "GASP 18". It really is the gasp that does it

[@stevesoukup3273]

A DUCK!!! FELL TO FLOOR TOO. LAUGHING!!!😂🔥🔥💥😂😂😂💥

[@StrongBalloonChris]

Pork-upine is 200IQ though 😂

[@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176]

"Name a state that begins with the letter M." "Mexico." A US state, not a SOVEREIGN state.

[@3rdalbum]

Texas was originally part of Mexico, so that answer isn't quite as dumb as you'd think. I like to annoy racist Texans by referring to them by their old descriptor, "Texicans".

[@BornToPun7541]

One of my favorite clips is Snoop Dogg's "Pie in the horse" moment on Family Feud.

[@RBSmada]

Bats actually do have good eye sight lol

[@amatulic4229]

0:35 that wasn't a dumb answer, that was a rather accurate answer.

[@mariamalicek7794]

It was just funny he said it television 😂 but yes he's right!!😂😂😂😂

[@tonyacosta4574]

So true

[@Greenpoloboy3]

Shockingly rude. And dirty. Most dont do that

[@Xanthopathy]

​@@Greenpoloboy3Have you been living under a rock for a century, bud? Lmao.

[@Greenpoloboy3]

@@XanthopathyI just know/ heard it before and know its something dirty

[@Jade-fb7uv]

“GOOD ANSWER” and it’s the most insane thing anyone has ever said

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

@3:45. That couple was the inspiration for the movie “Dumb & Dumber” 🤨

[@gilval808]

Yep in the past you can graduate high school with C's and D's and still get your diploma the guy that doesn't know what a decade is needs to stay in school for the rest of his life including his girlfriend . I wonder if any major universities accepted both of after seeing this ? These two makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like pure geniuses.

[@EightCrosstown]

6:54 - ALABAMA! 😂😂😂 8:04 - Sex on a train! 🤣🤣🤣

[@keepmewierd]

"closest place would be...Yama Shabba" "Yama?" "Shabba."

[@jeffewert9202]

This is funny and never gets old

[@joyceanthony-huff2914]

Anyone not knowing what a decade is should be labeled a m o r o n

[@ASMR-Arboretum]

And they found each other and are happy.

[@TibsisTops]

Amoron (noun) - person who does not know what a decade is 😂

[@jonesyokc]

I may have locked myself out of the house twice in one week before, but at least I know what a decade is.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Agree, but suggest you install a numeric door lock

[@sheevhernandez3869]

5:56 my mental health in 2024

[@billyskittles1036]

Imagine being an adult and not knowing what a decade is.

[@Spyderram57]

And still getting the same answer. That's what struck me.

[@michaelmoss5476]

Or the lady didn't know what urban meant. But her husband was seeing a doctor for it. 🙂

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

@@Spyderram57 ~ RIGHT ⁉️. That’s the 70’s for ya😳

[@MrsDrSpencerReid-h5o]

@@michaelmoss5476 ~ If there was an award for the DUMBEST GAMESHOW CONTESTANT EVER, this woman would a Guinness World Record winner 🏆

[@nthgth]

Or what "a question you might lie about" means. Ffs. "39" is not a question.

[@tallyikroe2476]

5:31 tbf thats a better answer then what the other person answered

[@yamigekusu]

0:33 the pickles in the trunk from Family Feud always gets me lmao

[@markjohnson3366]

The ole hockey ball.

[@somerandomgameranimator4481]

1:44 …this was from one of the best winner circle runs in Pyramid history and y’all are calling it dumb. It’s not stupid, it’s just outrageous.

[@clandestineworm]

That sweet old lady who almost said a hard R instead of retired😂

[@Aurochhunter]

And it wasn't even part of the gameshow.

[@lrajic8281]

I would LOVE to see political candidates do this standing up on a panel, answering questions! See how well or badly they think on their feet! Like on Family Feud ! Don’t know if answering “How will you solve global warming “ will be phrased, but there are several answers. If some very nervous person says “ask my grandma to drive me” isn’t up there on the board, we can laugh. If the answer is “solar panel for everyone, small business, big business, schools, farmers, motels, hotels “ I would be impressed!

[@Dru1111]

I needed this so much 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Htx.lunatic]

1:05 4 years a decade and she's 44. By that math, she would be 11 decades. So he is wrong on so many levels. Except picking his wife. She knows him well

[@canyoudigit-o2t]

@1:08 even his math was wrong. 😂😂😂

[@kurtmorris454]

need to show more reaction, that's what makes it hilarious.

[@tallmadgeinsanityanimation9005]

8:10 “sex on a train” had me dying 💀 😂

[@NedkaRokonokova]

What makes me laugh is when someone gives a horrible answer but the family starts clapping and saying "Great answer." Enthusiasm isn't going to change the survey answer

[@JoshuaJSlone]

Gotta live with that family member afterward, might as well keep them in a good mood.

[@shawncarlson2508]

😅 and her I was thinking people had at least a small understanding of basic biology 😅

[@the_kombinator]

The bottom part - awesome!

[@NeonManul564]

Guess this means I'm over 3 decades old

[@wackawackaflacka1196]

Okay, but what comes in 7s?

[@zeltzamer4010]

Days of the week.

[@renakunisaki]

Dwarves

[@AxeGaijin]

7 wonders. 7 seas. 7 levels of heaven.

[@charlesallan-ks6gq]

Swans a swimming

[@ElectricoGamez]

The JACKPOT.

[@randyhilgeman2819]

The pork u pine 😅😅😅

[@deltaraven]

Mexico famously known for being the largest State😂

[@kendalshomshak8946]

U-PINE and September will ALWAYS be my favorite!!..

[@lilythearcticfox]

Wait what would you even marinate A vegetable in? I know what you marinate steak in and such but... What? You gonna marinate corn (not a vegetable btw) in butter?

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

No, marinades involve salt and vinegar, I think

[@sonofjesus9923]

The police are coming. Hide ur pickles

[@catnewskawai9367]

5:27 Do they not have rubber ducks in England where Richard Dawson is from?

[@doctorbohr1585]

2:25 😀

[@kurtmorris454]

You have a question 'what do teenage boys to for hours at a time?' how would you NOT expect that answer? Play video games, TV, reading and what else is there?

[@charlesallan-ks6gq]

Get drunk

[@kurtmorris454]

@@charlesallan-ks6gq ok, not sure that answer is any better though. I guess smoke cigarettes could be included as well.

[@quentinwooten30]

Poppa Bear 😂

[@timothyissler3815]

1:27, granny came from the rough part of town.

[@mariamalicek7794]

Pickles 😂😂😂 are they poison 😢

[@mightykingwario]

2:26 i’ve heard this from so many different videos it feels edited in

[@fluffysharkdatazz9460]

To be fair, a lot of these people aren’t wrong.

[@WalterHarrisDynamiteRamsey]

Papa bear is the best 😂

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Host: Name something you wouldn't try even once. Contestant: Sex on a train. Host: 😮

[@KayleighNatasha]

Some of these answers are brilliant